Oh dear! I fondly recall dancing to this at the age of XI, knowing not of its true nature. I pray Lord Joseph Jonas at least held off on this act until he took the fair Lady Sophia Turner as his bride.
Evidences say that she never meant it literally, but is in fact her blessing to a holy maiden named Martha to fornicate with her master on the beach. But the authenticity of this evidence is debated by historians as it is possible that this is in fact a fabricated Jacobite propaganda to discredit both the Queen and the Clergy.
My lyrics in the description: Nay, Nay, Oh, No Thy pace matches a funeral dirge's tempo How many winters, maid, have made thy face old? Thou art but a spinster, not a widow widow, ah Thy eligibility will soon decrease Thy eligibility will soon decrease Thou shouldst be married to me Thou shouldst be married to me, ahh No one wants thee after twenty three No one wants thee after twenty three And no other will propose to thee So be weary of thy mortality Confounded, Lady Why dost thou not accept my generous offer? Let's break decorum and secretly marry Ah aye aye aye aye aye I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion Damnable Lady I'm a prince and you'll be my princess, Who-oh Let's break decorum and secretly marry Ah aye aye aye aye aye I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion God's Lamb Word is you're tilling soil with thine own hands Building calluses instead of softness What's next? Instead of children thou breedest horses. Horses, Oh Thy eligibility will soon decrease Thy eligibility will soon decrease Thou shouldst be married to me Thou shouldst be married to me, ahh No one wants thee after twenty three No one wants thee after twenty three And no other will propose to thee So be weary of thy mortality Confounded, Lady Why dost thou not accept my generous offer? Let's break decorum and secretly marry Ah aye aye aye aye aye I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion Damnable Lady (Damn thee lady) I'm a prince and you'll be my princess, Who-oh Let's break decorum and secretly marry Ah aye aye aye aye aye I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh) Ah aye aye aye aye aye I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh) Ah aye aye aye aye aye I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh) You have witchcraft in your lips Speak to me, maid Confounded, Lady Why dost thou not accept my generous offer? Let's break decorum and secretly marry Ah aye aye aye aye aye I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion Damnable Lady (Damn thee lady) I'm a prince and you'll be my princess, Who-oh Let's break decorum and secretly marry Ah aye aye aye aye aye I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh) Shrewsberry, Gooseberry, posset on my plate Marchpane, pudding, I enjoy every night. Shrewsberry, Gooseberry, posset on my plate (ah aye aye aye aye aye) I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh)
Ummm...we have church records and contrary to popular myth the average age of marriage was actually in the 20s. It wasn't actually that different from modern averages.
I feel like your stuff is the most polished bardcore stuff I've hear on here, keep it up. Maybe check out some Janelle Monae if you're looking for inspo?
All of sudden I am encouraged to write a poem as I listen this 😂😂 We baste in the flavor of the Gods A slice of Heaven by the sea Come with me and let the sun tickle your skin Go on take a bite Let us rejoice 😂😂😂
There once was a cake, which was by no means a lie, it was just on occasion, late to the party. Many birthdays had past, without a cake, yet this year, the cake remained anonymous and elusive, I had not received anything for my birthday in many moons. So to see a cake by the ocean, I knew, some distant country was honoring my life by the way of presentational cake. Warming mine heart I pursued the cake always searching for the cake, even real late at night.
A fine pastry by yonder sea.
LMFAO
Many had no knowledge that this enchanted ballad was about the partaking of the bosom and not an actual banquet.
THE PARTAKING OF THE BOSOM
I CAN'T BREATHE
😅
Oh dear! I fondly recall dancing to this at the age of XI, knowing not of its true nature. I pray Lord Joseph Jonas at least held off on this act until he took the fair Lady Sophia Turner as his bride.
This is random but on my old laptop I had the same destiny picture lol
this whole channel is a blessing, honestly
A blessing? EVERYBODY GATHER THY STAKES AND TORCHES! A WITCH IS WITHIN US
@@megansullivan-catlin3698 HAHAHAHA
Really helped get me through 2020 actually. World may be burning but my butt be twerkin!
@@goldfishy same !! i wish there was a way to add these on Spotify or some other streaming services :D
I agree ㅇㅇㅈ
Marie Antoinette hath once said “Let them eat cake by the ocean.”
Evidences say that she never meant it literally, but is in fact her blessing to a holy maiden named Martha to fornicate with her master on the beach.
But the authenticity of this evidence is debated by historians as it is possible that this is in fact a fabricated Jacobite propaganda to discredit both the Queen and the Clergy.
Yes, but not in the medieval times
1200s: Why don't thou not accept my generous offer?
2000s: Why you gotta be so rude?
2010`s actually
It sounds so beautiful! I could listen it all day!
Sounds enchanting ngl
I will be droppeth mine cakes in thou ocean
That feeling when the village maiden is now of age.
My lyrics in the description:
Nay, Nay,
Oh, No
Thy pace matches a funeral dirge's tempo
How many winters, maid, have made thy face old?
Thou art but a spinster, not a widow
widow, ah
Thy eligibility will soon decrease
Thy eligibility will soon decrease
Thou shouldst be married to me
Thou shouldst be married to me, ahh
No one wants thee after twenty three
No one wants thee after twenty three
And no other will propose to thee
So be weary of thy mortality
Confounded, Lady
Why dost thou not accept my generous
offer?
Let's break decorum and secretly marry
Ah aye aye aye aye aye
I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion
Damnable Lady
I'm a prince and you'll be my princess, Who-oh
Let's break decorum and secretly marry
Ah aye aye aye aye aye
I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion
God's Lamb
Word is you're tilling soil with thine own hands
Building calluses instead of softness
What's next? Instead of children thou breedest horses.
Horses, Oh
Thy eligibility will soon decrease
Thy eligibility will soon decrease
Thou shouldst be married to me
Thou shouldst be married to me, ahh
No one wants thee after twenty three
No one wants thee after twenty three
And no other will propose to thee
So be weary of thy mortality
Confounded, Lady
Why dost thou not accept my generous
offer?
Let's break decorum and secretly marry
Ah aye aye aye aye aye
I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion
Damnable Lady (Damn thee lady)
I'm a prince and you'll be my princess, Who-oh
Let's break decorum and secretly marry
Ah aye aye aye aye aye
I am still hoping,
we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh)
Ah aye aye aye aye aye
I am still hoping,
we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh)
Ah aye aye aye aye aye
I am still hoping,
we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh)
You have witchcraft in your lips
Speak to me, maid
Confounded, Lady
Why dost thou not accept my generous
offer?
Let's break decorum and secretly marry
Ah aye aye aye aye aye
I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion
Damnable Lady (Damn thee lady)
I'm a prince and you'll be my princess, Who-oh
Let's break decorum and secretly marry
Ah aye aye aye aye aye
I am still hoping,
we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh)
Shrewsberry, Gooseberry, posset on my plate
Marchpane, pudding, I enjoy every night.
Shrewsberry, Gooseberry, posset on my plate (ah aye aye aye aye aye)
I am still hoping,
we'll both drink a love potion (ooh, ahh)
whoever u are, i hope u have a great day / night bc this is a masterpiece
I just have one question: how are you so talented in the ways of bardcore?
This is so good??????? Unironically
Ummm...we have church records and contrary to popular myth the average age of marriage was actually in the 20s. It wasn't actually that different from modern averages.
Τhis is the best thing I’ve seen all week
This song is a JAM no matter what genre!
My life will be complete the day I hear the medieval version of Rain Over Me by Pitbull, these covers are just pure bliss, so satisfying ❤️
Can you please do a Måneskin song but in bardcore, please??? They're the winners of Eurovision 2021 and they sound great!!
YES PLEASE
@Edit by Judy lol our minds are connected. I think Coraline or Zitti e Buoni would be great options too
Yesssssssssssss
thank you, because of this comment I found Måneskin!!
@@sheetal305 I'm glad to hear that!!! Hope you like them 🎸🎸
Modern songs in medieval style are peak music change my mind
**Pesant Jonas Brothers TWERKING**
I KEEP HOPING WE'LL EAT CAKE BY THE OCEAN HA!
I hopeth we may eatteth thine cakes by the oce'n
@@seventeencarattrash I agree with this version a lot more. 😂😂
I feel like your stuff is the most polished bardcore stuff I've hear on here, keep it up. Maybe check out some Janelle Monae if you're looking for inspo?
Could you do Levitating by Dua Lipa?
Great work as always!
bro the thumbnails for these always kill me
Always love the work you guys do!
Actually, it`s one guy
@@djamtz Odd. Cause in the about section it says "our". My bad.
Uma mistura das melodias de funk do Brasil e música medieval. Amei 😁
🇧🇷
pls consider doing Selena Gomez - Love You Like A Love Song, im sure it'll be great
I will!
@@stantough omg thank you!
@@stantough while at it another song from her - Can't Keep My Hands To Myself! Or Bad Liar.
Pressed it when i literally saww u postedd thiss one , it sounds so good!
Dropped everything for this
Bardcore mode is an amazing shirt 😂 can’t wait
Grawr Goorah
i was just thinking about this song yesterday o.O
Perfection omg
Ahh soo good!!!
It's so pretty.. It soothed my aching heart🥺❤❤❤
Thus is my brotha a exquisite type of music
This is the best you did
Bread by the sea
That's really satisfying
All of sudden I am encouraged to write a poem as I listen this 😂😂
We baste in the flavor of the Gods
A slice of Heaven by the sea
Come with me and let the sun tickle your skin
Go on take a bite
Let us rejoice
😂😂😂
Keep up the good work! Would like to see some Eurovision songs too esp for this year's entries
Let them eat cake (by the ocean)
"Let them eat cake"
May thou let us enjoy thy cake by thine ocean?
Keepst on hoping we shall eat cake by thine ocean
HUZZAH!
Amei
Yaaaaaasssssss
caketh by the ocean
There once was a cake, which was by no means a lie, it was just on occasion, late to the party. Many birthdays had past, without a cake, yet this year, the cake remained anonymous and elusive, I had not received anything for my birthday in many moons. So to see a cake by the ocean, I knew, some distant country was honoring my life by the way of presentational cake. Warming mine heart I pursued the cake always searching for the cake, even real late at night.
Please can you put these on Apple Music!
PLEASE DO ONE FOR FEVER BY ENHYPEN
subscribed 😉
I am here because of a certain shark girl.
I wonder if this channel has “never gonna give you up” 😯
Gfriend - Mago please
Wishing Joe to hear this 🤟🤟🤟
Can you do Love Talk by WayV? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I just love this channel 🗣🗣🗣
That is so goood Can you do "1×0=lovesong" by TXT pleaaase
As an asexual who genuinely enjoys cake, this song’s less than subtle innuendo was not a pleasant discovery
Guys can you play Maneskin song? They are the winner of Eurovision 👋👋👋
plss SEVENTEEN DON'T WANNA CRY PLS
Which app do you use
Please dO Kiss Me More by Doja Cat and SZA
p1harmony if you call me/ scared pls 😢😢
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So much better than the original. Could you do Cake by Melanie Martinez next pls
EXO DON'T FIGHT TO FEELING PLEASE 🙏🏻
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