“So as long as you look like a newborn baby, they are willing to mate with you” That got me😭 Edit: guys I know that child abuse is a crime, I'm just pointing out a funny part of the audio. Edit: yall arent gonna change my view of this audio so there's no point in fighting
Me at first🤣 Me now not being able to breathe😨😤😮💨 I tried to make the pterodactyl noise…the sound that came out of my mouth will forever be remembered..🤣(I crack myself up)
This audio is never going to die, isn't it? Edit: plz stop aruging in the replies or stating that you wanna bully the creator or anything along the lines of it. Its rude, and the creator has asked people to stop using the audio. Just chill for a few seconds please.
I mean its stupid. You don’t need to pretend to be schizophrenic to pretend to play in cat shit. Pretending to be schizophrenic isn’t pretending to play in cat shit, that’s not what schizophrenia is.
@@kadeorade5296 Exactly! I have a friend whose schizophrenic and has a lot of other mental illnesses and I see him suffer and it’s terrible. One time he had a delusion of getting kidnapped which is terrible.
@@aryabotticello5004well someone will probably be your mate either way and honestly I can’t relate but you know who is NOT going to have a mate, this RUclipsr
men know and find it unattractive soo yeah.. as long as youre doing your makeup for yourself and not for men's approval there should be no problem with my comment. just sharing my man thoughts.
So many guys in the comments saying they love pterodactyls, and that they can confirm that men are stupid. LIKE STOP TRYING, SHES NOT GONNA GIVE YOU ATTENTION
@@clorocks3401okay, so I'm not sure if you've heard of this before, but there's this thing, its going to sound very weird I know, but its called a joke😵
@@NERV287i must be faulty. I dnt particularly care for pterodactyls. When I was younger, I loved velociraptors thanks to Jurassic Park and finding out they could communicate like birds. Now that I'm older, I love the sauropods more. They were impressive feats of nature by themselves, but the fact that they could swing their massive tails like a whip blows my mind.
What's sad is, I have actually gotten negative comments on my nostrils by at least one man online because my nostrils aren't tiny. There are men that hate nostrils so much they will find a random girl online with larger nostrils to tell her she's ugly because of her nostrils.
Oh I just don't like human features in general. That's why I hate the new halo series and that one scene in mandalorian. Also the reason why I love stormtroopers and masks
That's the line that hooked me into watching until the end..and I kept thinking she was going to blend all that make-up together but I just couldn't figure out how lol
@@jordyloyie9190 first of all check your grammar second of all it's a joke and boys talk the same way about girls in their videos so it's fair ether way
The key is to wash your face well. I double cleanse every time I wear makeup, even if it's just light makeup. Get it ALL off. A good skincare routine will help, but not if makeup, dirt, and oil is still on your face.
@@MarriedMule Nah man I know it's not all men but I've seen some men literally saying "I want a girl who's short, a virgin, young, clear skin, innocent, and pure." Basically the description of a child.
“Once a man walked in on me while I was contouring and I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he would think that I was playing in cat shit so he’d leave me alone” bro that killed me 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
The biggest reason Sailor J. (who is the voice and creator of the narrative in this video) quit RUclips was that this skit was EVERYWHERE, but no one would credit her and so she got nothing for it. I see people are still using her skit and not crediting her for it. Social media sucks for real creators who get their creations stolen and reused for content.
I was just scrolling by and thought the audio was so funny I stopped to find out who it was. Thanks for commenting who was the originator. I’m going to go find more.
You are the person that thinks men have zero feelings. You are a bad person because of that you think us men will fall to our knees for you beg and beg for you. You are a horrible person for thinking that.
"If the men find out we can shape shift their gonna tell the church" lol that got me dying💀 of laughter🤣 Edit:I didn’t notice I got 666 likes! TYSM GUYSSS Edit2: Not to be that one person but I just have to- MOM IM FAMOUSSSS 🤓👆 Edit3: OMG I COME BACK AFTER 1Y AND HAVE 1K LIKES😭❤️ TYSM THIS IS THE MOST IVE EVER EVER GOTTEN BRO-😭
Context: the woman who originally did this audio on Tiktok was so pissed it and other audio was stolen without her consent and reproduced on thousands of more successful channels, and she ragequitted social media and deleted all the originals. Its sad no one can use it without violating her right to consent, but that's the internet, yo, you either ride the viral waves and get something out of it, or you fight the rip tides and end up exhausted and with nothing.
Thank you. I saw the original video by Sailor J (is that correct?) on RUclips. I hate that most stuff on here is stolen. It must be so frustrating being a creator in this day and age.
I can hardly tell if a woman wears make up most of the time but to be fair i like every tipe of make up, off the chart look, no make up at all, "no make up" look, very fascionate and bold make up ecc... ill take everything
My favorite lines: "I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he'd think I was playing in cat sh!t and hed leave me alone" "If the men find out we can shape shift, they're going to tell the church" "You want to look like a pterodactyl. Men love pterodactyls. EEEEEEEEE" 💀💀💀
Isn't that the whole point of make up? To deceive men? 😂😂😂 (of course not, at least for the majority of people. I've met some guys that believe this and girls that want everything handed, and they are made for each other in their madness tbh 🫱🏻🫲🏼)
No don't worry Using a trendy audio isn't stealing The original meme came from a RUclipsr called sailor J - she made the original video back in 2017 ish
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“ If men find out we can shape shift they’re going to tell the church” that got me😂😂😂
same it was so funny 🤣
@@pewpewcatto7105 hmm 🤔
@@jkpotter733 search "if the men find out we can shape-shift original" and it's the first video that pops up
Most of us already know, actually.
Men are smarter than girls and men are better at more thing
me waiting for her to blend:
HOLY WHAT I NEVER REALIZED THIS GOT 32K LIKES..but it's not like I'm getting money out of it🤷♀️
me 3
Me 4
Me 5
Me 6
Me 7
"Men love Pterodactyls"
I can't 😭
חגצבנב
Omg! I forgot about the silent p! Ah, childhood. 😌
I literally search this word 😂 first I thought it's a dinosaur but, it's a plant 🤣😂🪴
@@Violet-tc3ng it is a dinosaur 😭
@@penguinstudios8321 bruhh!!!poor guy
''So long as you look like a newborn baby, they are whiling to mate with you.''
That got me rollin'
A therian:D
@@MaryGoldandStella my exact thought lol
@@personornotme too
And they say men are stupid
A therian :)
“So as long as you look like a newborn baby, they are willing to mate with you”
That got me😭
Edit: guys I know that child abuse is a crime, I'm just pointing out a funny part of the audio.
Edit: yall arent gonna change my view of this audio so there's no point in fighting
You’ve never heard this audio?-
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@KitKat027 does it matter
@@6969xworldchamp no, im just saying for me I see it ALL over my fyp
PeDOPhiLia
‘ MeN dOnT lIkE nOsTrIlS ‘ 💀
"Check your flesh. As you can see here,I have no flesh."
HAS ME ROLLING 😔
I think it said flash
@@kimberlytodd8750 same
It said flash
Same
It's flesh. It's satire
"You look like a pterodactyl"
"You are a pterodactyl 💀💀💀💀"
*screech* 💀💀💀💀
That part sounded (and looked) like a fnaf jumpscare lol
Me at first🤣
Me now not being able to breathe😨😤😮💨
I tried to make the pterodactyl noise…the sound that came out of my mouth will forever be remembered..🤣(I crack myself up)
I love pterodactyls!
Tetradecyl
@@Cloud_Eats_IceCream pteranodon
“i had to pretend i was schizophrenic so he thought i was playing in cat shit”😭😭😭
WAIT I THOUGHT IT SAID CATCHET HELPP
“You want to look like a pterodactyl men love pterodactyls” that really got me 😂😂😂
*screach*
@@thesavagekitty1593 😂😂😂
I mean... We do...
@@BananaMike780 they must not know we our shapeshifters 🤫🤐🤫🤐
"You're not wrong, but--what?"
“if the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to call the church”
i can’t 😂😂
That was so funny 😂 also I wash we could shapeshift 😎
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We can’t let them know
This is always going to be my favorite audio for any makeup tutorial. This simply cannot be topped
"if the men find out we can SHAPESHIFT they are going to tell the CHURCH." I can't 💀😭
I know right 😂
“Men don’t like nostrils.”
“You want to look like a pterodactyl.”
THAT GOT ME! 😂
This audio is never going to die, isn't it?
Edit: plz stop aruging in the replies or stating that you wanna bully the creator or anything along the lines of it. Its rude, and the creator has asked people to stop using the audio. Just chill for a few seconds please.
Nope
i hate it
Nope.
Where's it from? Any links?
@@M1ntP0ppy ruclips.net/video/QunwzgVENUg/видео.html
Original audio
She really said, “BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT MY OFF” 🗣️🔥💯
not going to lie, that song was playing in my head.
“I had to pretend I was schizophrenic and I was playing in cat shit.”
😵 I’m dead
Saaaame
Man I’m dead 💀
So is my grandma ;-;
I mean its stupid. You don’t need to pretend to be schizophrenic to pretend to play in cat shit. Pretending to be schizophrenic isn’t pretending to play in cat shit, that’s not what schizophrenia is.
@@kadeorade5296 Exactly! I have a friend whose schizophrenic and has a lot of other mental illnesses and I see him suffer and it’s terrible. One time he had a delusion of getting kidnapped which is terrible.
"As long as you look like a newborn baby, men will mate with you."
*Police sirens*
loll underrated
*Fbi open up*
This is way to underrated fr
cap
@@AkiPlayz2852bro shut up u don’t even watch her
Rule #1 - Don't mate with someone crazier than you. Rule #2 - See rule #1.
True
So never mate with me? 😢
@@aryabotticello5004well someone will probably be your mate either way and honestly I can’t relate but you know who is NOT going to have a mate, this RUclipsr
@@nicholasreyez3721 lol
Well by looking at title of other videoes on her channel I have to agree with 1
The "If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church". Apsalutly killed me
Ik
*absolutely
Who the fuck writes like that.
The original video that this audio is from is amazing, everyone should watch it lol
@@lacunalshadowi cant find ot
"If men know we can shapeshift, they will tell the church!" So true 💀💀
men know and find it unattractive soo yeah.. as long as youre doing your makeup for yourself and not for men's approval there should be no problem with my comment. just sharing my man thoughts.
Guess who knows now meeee
I luv the makeup and this audio 😂
"If men will find out we can shapeshift, they are going to tell the church"
it do be true
We know you're lying to us, we always have
Its true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Camilo and Mrs. Weems be like: 🫠
As a girl I can say that is true.😌
"IF THE MEN FIND OUT WE CAN SHAPESHIFT, THEY'RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH" "MEN WILL BE BEWITCHED AND HAND OVER THEIR WALLETS" AHH😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Only in your dreams and delusions, Men are waking up and are becoming impervious to your bullshit.
Yep hide behind chemical mixtures because your too denying to admit that yall sre just as ugly as the rest of us 😁
If you didn't know, this skit belongs to another creator.
@@LoriCrabtree31 ik it's like a trend
BLEND IT IN PLEASE I CANT WAIT!!!😭😭
"Once a man walked in on me contouring,so I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he'd think I was playing in cat shit."
Girly what-😭😭😭
U know its an adio
It’s catchet not cat shit btw
@@vsunnysideupit IS cat shit tho,
@chaoticemo6413I mean we dunno, she isn't the original audio so-
It is cat shit not catchet
“To pretend I was playing in cat shit so he’d leave me alone”💀
Tells much about her. .
men are not stupid so don't joke about that, its offensive.
“If the men find out we can SHAP SHIFT their going to tell the church.”💀💀💀
Bro spell shape right next time
@@Strangerxthingsoffic bro correct him right next time🤓🤓
@@Strangerxthingsoffic🤓”Bro spell shape right next time”🤓
i told the church all ready
we can’t let them know
As a man; I can confirm that we indeed DO love pterodactyls.
So many guys in the comments saying they love pterodactyls, and that they can confirm that men are stupid. LIKE STOP TRYING, SHES NOT GONNA GIVE YOU ATTENTION
@@clorocks3401okay, so I'm not sure if you've heard of this before, but there's this thing, its going to sound very weird I know, but its called a joke😵
Men don't need to try. Love for pterodactyls comes naturally and without effort.
@@NERV287i must be faulty. I dnt particularly care for pterodactyls. When I was younger, I loved velociraptors thanks to Jurassic Park and finding out they could communicate like birds. Now that I'm older, I love the sauropods more. They were impressive feats of nature by themselves, but the fact that they could swing their massive tails like a whip blows my mind.
WILL SOMEBODY TELL THE CHURCH
“You can pretend you have no nostrils” “Men don’t like nostrils” wow. I love this video.
The audio is from Sailor J who no longer posts free hilarious content because everyone steals it
414 likes and 1 reply let me fix that
It’s @taryntino21. That’s where the Audio
Comes from. She’s hilarious.
So basically Voldemort
@@annabourbon
Voldemort is best waifu
People who want her to blend it
👇
"You can pretend you have no nostrils, men don't like nostrils" *DYING IN LAUGHS*
What's sad is, I have actually gotten negative comments on my nostrils by at least one man online because my nostrils aren't tiny.
There are men that hate nostrils so much they will find a random girl online with larger nostrils to tell her she's ugly because of her nostrils.
And we all know how we feel about the "One Who Should Not Be Named"
Oh I just don't like human features in general. That's why I hate the new halo series and that one scene in mandalorian. Also the reason why I love stormtroopers and masks
600 like
"I'm poor" *pulls out Fenty products*
dat y she poor
Because the audio belongs to another woman that this chick never gives credit to. Sailor J
"I regret buying both..."
IKR ? 😂😂😂
As a man I have to ask is that like a Maserati of makeup?
“i’m poor so i use this contour pallet and this contour stick” *pulls out rare beauty*
"If the men find out we can shape shift they are going to tell the church." Had me laughing for a bit.😂
That's the line that hooked me into watching until the end..and I kept thinking she was going to blend all that make-up together but I just couldn't figure out how lol
when I was in a relationship (my first) I had honest to god no idea how much makeup can change someone 😂
The original voice over is from sailor Jay. And her entire video is absolutely hysterical. This is just a clip of audio from it.
Yeah that line had me hooked
666 likes? That's it. I'm telling the pope
“If men find out we can shape shift they will tell the local church” ahhhh I’m going to the church
But if they find out they can shapeshift too, they'll commit heresies like a normal person.
Man I wish I could shape shift
QUICK TELL THE DEACONS
WAIT NO PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON US
Yes finnaly we can end them TO THE CHURCH WE GO
‘Men love pterodactyls’😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can’t with her😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"MEN WILL BE BEWITCHED! AN HAN OVER THEIR WALLETS!" 😂😂
And* Hand*
lol and* hand*
No as a man I wouldn’t I would say Idgf ( on my alt yt account so don’t mine the name
Simps*
Acthually i was seeing the comments, and when i saw ur comment the dialogue camed😂😂
“ because men are stupid . As long as you look like a new born baby, they will accept you.”😂😂😂😂😂😂 this audio is killing me
@@jordyloyie9190😐 that's not what they said...
@@jordyloyie9190 by the way it’s a joke audio
@@jordyloyie9190 first of all check your grammar second of all it's a joke and boys talk the same way about girls in their videos so it's fair ether way
@@nevaehfigaro5695 chill I know already
@@nevaehfigaro5695 um I barely hear men talking about this to women
"You want to look like a pterodactyl."
"Men *love* pterodactyls."
Tbf when we were kids they were awesome
I can tell you that this is true
Can confirm as a male I like the dinosaur known as “pterodactyl”
To this day I still get taken aback every time I see how pterodactyl is spelt
I as a man can confirm that I find pterodactyls very attractive unlike women with make up
“Men love pterodactyls” got me rolling on the floor 💀💀
“ you could pretend you have no nostrils” Voldemort has been very quiet since this has came out
He's out trying to impress them men
Voldy Moldy Is gay...✊️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Her skincare routine must be GODLY if she applies this much makeup and has no breaking out issues
The key is to wash your face well. I double cleanse every time I wear makeup, even if it's just light makeup. Get it ALL off. A good skincare routine will help, but not if makeup, dirt, and oil is still on your face.
🎉😢😢😢🎉🎉😢,😢,
"You want to look like a pterodactyl, men love pterodactyls" That was fucking great.
I think that's best male equivalent of bitches love cannons
I think most men would be quite impressed if a girl gave them a pterodactyl. Definitely got some rizz with that
She isn't lying pterodactyls are awesome
Nah sorry I like wemon who are not this QI'yaH
“ÆAEEEEEEEEEE” 💀💀💀
“I’m poor, so” MY EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING 😭😭
I love the part when she shows us the blending
Edit: tysm guys I’ve never gotten that many likes
What???
@cathrin row do you not understand the joke
Same
take this dear friend
ruclips.net/user/shortsEt6vn93rPFo?feature=share
she blends it here ruclips.net/user/shortsEt6vn93rPFo?feature=share
Me -: waiting for the results until the end
Her -: come back for part 2
bro I did the same 😂
I want to see the blend tho
Found it!
ruclips.net/user/shortsEt6vn93rPFo?feature=share
@@1EmuFan thx 🔥🔥💅💛
Sydney : I'm poor so i have this contour palette and this contour palette
Also her: makes 1 hundred layers challenge
While she shows name brand makeup …which makes this even more funny! 💄😅
BLEND IT!!! It would look so cool
Omg I’m actually early ! You should try 100 layers of eyebrow liner next !!!
Yes
Omg yesssss
“I’m poor, so I have this contour pallet and this contour stick”
Pulls out fenty 💀
Right and have you seen her house
@@sophiafreeman893 BYE 😭
It isn't her audio she is just lip syncing
“So he would think I was playing in cat shit”
FR FR GOT ME-
"as long as you look like a newborn baby, they are willing to mate with you" That's vile.
Exactly
But it's a true fact
@@KVF6363 It sure the fuck is not.
@@MarriedMule Nah man I know it's not all men but I've seen some men literally saying "I want a girl who's short, a virgin, young, clear skin, innocent, and pure." Basically the description of a child.
She means no wrinkles no bumps no crows feet and no dark circles... essentially no stress.
"Men love Pterodactyls" Man here, you got us
Agreed
it’s actually pteradon-oops sorry!dino nerd here-oops got myself again!there not even Dino’s!-oops prehistoric creature nerd here sorry
They're cool
frfr
Damn it! Who told her?
Not me thinking you were gonna somehow blend that and make it look amazing.
I was legitimately waiting for the blending & was upset it didn't happen lmao
@@1_alwaysbelieve
Same lol
There's a clip in which she does blend it. Click on her page link and you can find it there.
🤣🤣🤣
Impossible to blend out extreme bipolar
"you want to look like a pterodactyl. they LOVEE pterodactyls " got me rolling 😂
“Once a man walked in on me while I was contouring and I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he would think that I was playing in cat shit so he’d leave me alone” bro that killed me 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
‘’mEn LoVe pTeRoDaCtYlS’’
Got me dying
Huh?
@@KitKat027 did you watch the video?
What about if the men find out we can shape shift they are going to call the church!
@@Bietrijst yes
@@KitKat027 then why are you confused
If MeN FiNd OuT WE Can SHapShIfT that part was so funny
Audio is from a former RUclipsr who quit partly because she was tired of people using her sound bites without crediting her.
you not doing her any favors by ALSO not telling us her name.
@@RtistiqSkubie THAT'S WHAT I WAS FUCKING THINKING. LIKE WHAT'S HER NAME!?
@@RtistiqSkubie Sailor J. She deleted her account last I checked
@@kingace6186 Sailor J, she's HILARIOUS but I believe she deleted her account.
bruh fr? no way I love Sailor J I haven't checked in for a while I didn't know she deleted her account
The biggest reason Sailor J. (who is the voice and creator of the narrative in this video) quit RUclips was that this skit was EVERYWHERE, but no one would credit her and so she got nothing for it. I see people are still using her skit and not crediting her for it. Social media sucks for real creators who get their creations stolen and reused for content.
Exactly each time I see someone using her audio nobody would ever give her credit for it, just sad
I was just scrolling by and thought the audio was so funny I stopped to find out who it was. Thanks for commenting who was the originator. I’m going to go find more.
Should people report this for Intellectual Property?
What are you talking about? Most channels are based on stolen or borrowed content.
"If men know women shapeshift, they will call the church" 😂
I now now ...... WITCH BURN THE WITCH
The original video that this audio is from is amazing, everyone should watch it lol
@avocadishdraws Contouring 101 by Sailor J
You are the person that thinks men have zero feelings. You are a bad person because of that you think us men will fall to our knees for you beg and beg for you. You are a horrible person for thinking that.
😂😂😂😂
I am dying...she is fucking HILARIOUS!!!!
“I am poor”
*Has fenty beauty*
Omg yassss
"If the men find out we can shape shift their gonna tell the church" lol that got me dying💀 of laughter🤣
Edit:I didn’t notice I got 666 likes! TYSM GUYSSS
Edit2: Not to be that one person but I just have to- MOM IM FAMOUSSSS 🤓👆
Edit3: OMG I COME BACK AFTER 1Y AND HAVE 1K LIKES😭❤️ TYSM THIS IS THE MOST IVE EVER EVER GOTTEN BRO-😭
TRUE
Nah, we will try to study it, through dissections, X-rays..
and also asking you to shape shift into a pretty little cutie to do stuff with
@@EarlHollander No
@@carpaltunneler286she deleted her account after people kept not crediting her for this exact audio
Bruh they will be bewitched and hand over their wallet 😂😂😂😂
Whoever is the original creator of this audio is a legend💀-
It was Kallmekris - she does so many voices it’s hilarious
@@butterflies-r1tIt was KallmeKris really? I thought it was someone else
@@butterflies-r1t no it’s not kallmekris
a sexist bastard*
Except it wasn’t. It was Sailor J and she has stated that she doesn’t want people to use the audio
"YoH wAnT tO lOoK lIkE A pTerOdAcTyl. MeN LoVe PtErOdAcTyLs!" had me laughing
"If they find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church" SENT ME SO HARD xD
SAME LAMO LOLLL
As a cosplayer I am panicking at that line
That was pretty good
Girls he found out 😭
Same here, lmfao... Man, that got me harder than most comedians....
“Men don’t like nostrils”
“Men like pterodactyls, so look like one”
😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: Ty for all the likes!! ❤
"EKKKKKKK" 😂
Dammit men, they've discovered we r all in love with lord voldemort lol
well when i was a kid. one of my favorite pokemon is aero dactyl.
@@mrpeace8820 Damn bruh, OG Pokemon are tight! 😂
My favorite was Magnemite, but that's just me.
Why dose pterodactyl have a p in it?
It’s kinda pointless and stupid
BLEND IT!
👇
Context: the woman who originally did this audio on Tiktok was so pissed it and other audio was stolen without her consent and reproduced on thousands of more successful channels, and she ragequitted social media and deleted all the originals. Its sad no one can use it without violating her right to consent, but that's the internet, yo, you either ride the viral waves and get something out of it, or you fight the rip tides and end up exhausted and with nothing.
Thank you. I saw the original video by Sailor J (is that correct?) on RUclips. I hate that most stuff on here is stolen. It must be so frustrating being a creator in this day and age.
Fuck copyright and design patents and utility patents. They slow progress and impede freedom.
Link tonthe original?
So what you're saying is, I should hit "do not recommend posts from this channel" on this channel?
What is her name?
Oh I knew I recognised the voice! Didn't know she deleted it all though :(
“You want to look like a pterodacty men love pterodactyls” that got me dying 😂💀💀💀
WE HAVE TO HAVE THE FINAL PRODUCT RESULTS!!!!
Edit: lol thx for agreeing (in other words thanks for all the likes)
Have you found the part 2 yet?
@@riria1312 no- is it on tiktok?
results are on tiktok for anyone wondering!
@@penguinstudios8321 RAH I DONT HAVE TIKTOK 😭
@@HypeGrlie basically she blended it and it didnt look terrible it was just a bit too dark
“ Check your flesh and I have no flesh”😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Men are stupid" Yes. We are. (Edit) I expected this comment to be super small but I get like 2 notifications a day because of it💀
Speak for yourself troglodyte. Lot of people are stupid even women. I don't count myself among those morons.
I can hardly tell if a woman wears make up most of the time but to be fair i like every tipe of make up, off the chart look, no make up at all, "no make up" look, very fascionate and bold make up ecc... ill take everything
No thats just you, men have discovered and invented everything while women just sits on their asses
yes u guys are
@@alicemartinetti3639 indeed
"Men don't like nostrils. You have to look like a pterodactyl" GOT ME ROLLING INTO A WHOLE NEW COUNTRY
as a man, I can confirm that we do in fact love Pterodactyls
OH NO HE IS GONNA TELL THE CHURCH
I can relate to this comment.
I am a woman, but I love pterodactyls and hate nostrils.
i don’t know what that implys,
But whatever it means
DONT
TELL
THE
CHURCH
HES GONNA TELL ON USS
HEY WHAT R U DOING HERE... SOMEONE GET HIM BEFORE HE TELLS THE CHURCH
I like you! Keep up the good work. You carry our cause bravely!
"Because men love pterodactyl. RAAA-" GOT ME DEAD ON THE FLOOR 🤣🤣🤣
The audio is right, dinosaurs are pretty fucking sick and I think we all like them to a degree - A man
“I’m poor” GOT ME DYING 😂
BLEND! BLEND! BLEND! BLEND! BLEND!
“Men love pterodactyl’s”
Edit: Dies.
As a man I can confirm we like pterodactyls
I feel like Im haveing stroke listening to this
I do like pterodactyls
My favorite lines:
"I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he'd think I was playing in cat sh!t and hed leave me alone"
"If the men find out we can shape shift, they're going to tell the church"
"You want to look like a pterodactyl. Men love pterodactyls. EEEEEEEEE"
💀💀💀
Honestly, me too
sameee
I didnt know she said cat shit 🤣
Me 3
My favorite line is if men figure out we can shape shift then they’re gonna tell us a church
"If the men find out, we can shape shift there going to tell the church " had me dying 😂😂😂😂
I’m pretty sure you copied a comment
True!!!!😂😂😂
Yeah
"So as long as you look like a newborn baby they are willing to mate with you" Yes sir, it's this one right here👮♂️
What
"Make sure to check your flesh. As you can see, i have no flesh." GOT ME ROLLIN😂😂😂
Edit: OMG 105 LIKES?! TYSM!❤
Same
I love that woman's video! She is hilarious!
"If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church." has GOT to be my favorite line ever
I mean, to be fair, there is historical precedent
wow bro you got the whole squad laughing right there
@@MacKNoPro
i wasn't trying to be funny, i was trying to indicate how good the line is 😀
@@_poisoned it's not that good tbh
@@MacKNoPro
that's okay, i respect your opinion 👍
as a male contouring brush, i can confirm that this does in fact reflect reality
Don't tell the church
oblivate
*obliviate* you know nothing.
@@Child_of_Apollo13 good job. YOUR A RAVENCLAW HUFFLEPUFF MIX TOO???
@@thechickenwhisperer6175 YES!!
@@Child_of_Apollo13l
" once a man walked in on me while I was CONTOURING.. So I had to pretend like I was Schizophrenic and playing in cat --- "
If you think Sydney is perfect as she is
👇
“Men will be bewitched and hand over there wallets”
OMG 😭💀
*their (not to be annoying)
“Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets!” Why is nobody talking about this??? 😭😭
If you want to talk about it, then talk about it yourself. Why do you need someone else to do it first?
@@MrRobarino what's your problem dude
Isn't that the whole point of make up? To deceive men? 😂😂😂 (of course not, at least for the majority of people. I've met some guys that believe this and girls that want everything handed, and they are made for each other in their madness tbh 🫱🏻🫲🏼)
Because they will tell the church!❤😂❤
Because it used to be true
legend says she still hasn't blended
Legend says she still thinks men would fuck that thing
I'm tired of these people
@@rhondabrown146im tired of YOU
These comments took a turn😂
Ya'll chill,I don't know if she stole the sound but she's not the original person that said that. I think she stole the sound but I'm not sure
No don't worry Using a trendy audio isn't stealing
The original meme came from a RUclipsr called sailor J - she made the original video back in 2017 ish
“If the men find out that we can shapeshifter they’re going to tell the church”
will forever be my favorite line of the whole audio
They're
Hahaha same. I also love
"Men are stupid" and
"Men don't like nostrils"
@@joed180 uh-
@@Dontneednobody_ 🤷
“ first thing’s first, check your flesh! As you can see here I have no flesh!”😂😂
🤣
It says flash but flesh works perfectly hahah
@@rixy_wolfwolfosjr9952 yeah Facebook auto subtitles suck! It’s definitely flesh not flash
So he would think I was playing in cat $hit and leave me alone 😭
Contour is a very dangerous game ✨✨✨