"So You Think You Can Make Me Jealous?" A Jealous Hawks x Jealous Listener ASMR Spicy Ver
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
- Hawks is at it again, and he's not going to let you make him jealous. Get ready for the game of your life!
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for all u sinners out there
45:00
it will cost a like
Luna Moon shadow wolf thank u
ah, thank you.
MmMmMmM tAestee
Phanks luv 😌🌸🦋✨
Yep thank ya you earned my like
Hawks: *kisses someone else*
My jealous ass: so you have chosen death I see
Me:**grabs death note and hands it you** here take this...... You'll need it
i heard the kiss and without thinking just said
*”hawks im gonna shoot you.”*
He also bit someone 👁👄👁
I wanted to go into the video and slap him, I swear to fucking-
I have migrated from this comment, and Sangwoo is in my basement, so I dont have to worry about my poor poor kneecaps- -
Hawks: “what you going to do next kid”
My petty ass: “I’m going to sleep with Dabi”
yes hunny U-U
XD
That was my thought exactly!
BABAHWJFIHQDOYE ME 🖐😀
Me too and also me with Shigaraki👀
Hawks: where's that confidence?
Me with my insecurities and trust issues: 👁👄👁
✨N O W H E R E✨ to be found.
Same here sis/bro heh
confidence, I haven't had that ever since i was the line leader in 3rd grade🤔🤔
@@inama3890 Honestly, same
420👉😎👉
“So You Think You Can Make Me Jealous?”
oh honey
im dating like 6 other guys
and some of them are married to me
jealous yet?
*w h e e z e*
E X P L A I N P L E A S E
Same here bud
Nightie Pastry
im a bit of a player
Can I guess that the some that you’re married to are Bakugou, Deku, Todoroki and Dabi?
Don’t worry, I don’t judge. I’m married to them too lolz
@@krisdeltarun Bakugou, KIRISHIMA , Todoroki, Shinsou , Tamaki , Deku , Karma , etc. 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
“so you think you can make me jealous?”
me with my social anxiety: SIR I CAN’T EVEN TALK TO A TARGET WORKER WITH COMPLETELY SHUTTING DOWN
MOOD
emily rodriguez-lobo SAME
emily rodriguez-lobo relatable af
Same tho😓
Oof too real
"So you think you can make me jealous?"
me: *looks at 11 other crushes/boyfriends and one girlfriend*
me: try me sexy chicken man
SeXy ChIcKeN MaN dnenabsbbw
sExY cHiCkEn mAn
TRy mE HoT KFC ChIckEn MaN~
My favorite comment everr
Hawsk is not a chicken ,he can fly and chikens cant
Hawks: “I’m just a few inches taller”
Me: *5’1*
Me: NO S H I T SHERLOCK
Same 😔🖐 and I’m a guy
I’m 5’3 🥲🥲
5'2 TwT
He is literally 5’10
XD 😂
Hawks and listener: kissing strangers on the streets
Me irl: can't even order McDonald's without freaking out 👁️👄👁️
Edit: when the hell did this get 500 likes?!!!!!! Ty my dudes
Edit: 2k?!!!! I guess we're all just socially awkward huh :')
FR🧍♀️
Same
100% me
Ohh me and my crush had that battle once in class
🌚 fr
Hawks: whats my cream filling like?
Me: HE DID NOT-
Sarah Headon HE FUCKING DID AND I CHOCKED ON MY DRINK!! XD
Omg he did
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!
OH HE DID MY FRIEND.
_OH HE DID_
Lmao
Him: "Mm...tasty."
Me: "SIR- SIR-- CAN I HAVE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK?"
fuck...he's turned into a cannibal
Damn I cackled 💀
Not in front of my salad..
Jasmine Price b l a c k m a i l
LMAOOO
Hawks: kissing a Stranger
Me:ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ sᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ,ɪ,ɪ
When was that I might off went to the sinning bit 👉👈
I was like if he was real I would have just started crying and he would be like you good me crying in simppppppp
Dont know what to believeee😬 momma sas its my fault yea my fault😖
I wear my heart on my sleeve 😞
Don't know what to believe ~
Hawks: “so no slap?..”
Also Hawks: “o-oh there it is..” *smirks*
< why does this remind me of that ‘ so no head?’ Vine XD >
Niconico Nicaps So no head?
*throws phone to the ground and jumps on skateboard* 😂
Kirishima Eijirou a true man of culture 🏆✨
What time, for both if y’all can
(￣∇￣)
Seems like something he'd do
Someone tell me the timestamp for this moment please-
Hawks' 5"8 self: pipsqueak
Me, 6"2 and looming over him: whomst?
Haha can’t relate 😂
Me being 5'3: oop-
5” me sitting here like 👁👄👁
My 4’9 dumbass: wHo YoU cAlLiNg PiPsQuEaK?!
I’m 5’3-
Hawks: “I’m just a few inches taller than you..”
*me being 4’11*
Me:*a r e y o u s u r e ?*
A random Taco Meep DANGIT SO CLOSE 4'10
Soggy Nugget PFFT-
*Cries in 4’9*
Akumu Maia *pats* let the shorties unite
Akito Love *stares in shorty*
"You think you can make me jealous"
There's two type of comment
Comment: (A) Talking about how they had slept with *insert 7 anime character's name here*
Comment: (B) Talking about their social anxiety and how they can't talk to a bank teller.
Or c that they be the same height or taller then hawks :/
@@himikotoga7149 yup 😂
Or D
Talking about all.
A bank teller?
I can barely even tell my mom what I want her to tell the cashier at McDonald's.
OK l'm both
Hawks: “You think you could make me jelous? Try I dare you..”
Me: **looks at my 7 other non existent boyfriends**
is that even a challenge..?
69 likes..
I dont wanna ruin this-
Mina Ashido do itttttttt
@@hannafeefyefofanna alright! =)
Mina Ashido ayyyyyyyyy thank youuu 💕🥰
Oh Boi 😂😂😂
*Hawks kissing strangers *
Me in tears in the corner: I never wanted to play in the first place.
This would be me
This is also me
Who are you and why did you target my soul . Oh no bakugos coming gotta blast before he blasts me
Baki Baki Ni Ore bet I’m in
@@ishiimo yeah, I think I might win at something for once
Hawks: “Roughishly good looking man”
Me:.....A-Aizawa..????
MMEEEEE💀💀💀💀
Shadouato what do you want
Not gone lie.....id _love_ to see a vid with both of them.
*And yes i mean for that to sound dirty.* 😏🍷❤
@@Kilopicy Oh shit ya caught abunch of Fangirls....huh who da thought you'd _have_ fangirls...
Shota Aizawa is hawks ur secret love child Hahaha
Hawks: *kisses someone else*
Me, sitting in a mafia boss chair: “so, do you want machete or shotgun?”
Both pls 😃😃
I prefer a Machete because it takes someone longer to die hehe
hmmmmm, got any glocks? The lil bit of hood inside just came out...
@@inama3890 i'll bring the mac 11s glocks everything cause hes making my hood jump out too
@@Kendahlmariee XD, THX BB
hawks: we gotta dance first.
me: *aggressively renegades*
I’m dying right now uuhxhhuzh 😂😂😂😆
Does the rat dance.
MrAnd MrsSkye oh shoot it’s a rat
big mood
Why is that so damn funny?! 😂
36:39
Me: "Okay I'm 5'6, Your 5'8 Hawks. Your not that tall."
Hawks: ".... I'm still taller"
I'm 5'6
TvT
Im exackly 5 foot im so short :(
@@snipergamer100 poor you I wish I was 4'3
@@katsukibakugo7953 holy shit thats so short lmao i wanna be 6'4
no one:
hawks in yagami yato audios: heart been broke so many times i dont know what to believe
I have the same name irl spelled the same way! I thought I was the only one spelled that way
mama said it’s my fault, my fault
「•BeautyCool•」 😭😭😭😭✋
heart ❤️💕 been broke 💔🖤 so many times ⏰🕰 don’t know 🤷♀️ what to believe 😫💔✨
HEART ❤BEEN 😔BROKE😿💔 SO➡️ MANY🔢 TIMES🕛💔 I👀 DON'T🚫 KNOW🤷♂️❓ WHAT😒 TO✌ BELIEVE😪🤚
hawks: "So you think you can make me jealous"
*jumps on todoroki's lap*
me: "So you were sayinn. .??"
Hahah YASSSSS
Yup me and you both
And that’s on PERIODTTT😜✌🏾
Naaahhh I’m in Aizawa’s bed🤰🏾🤰🏾
@@hi-ih5ql LMAOO I CAN'TT
Hawks: “I have a few inches”.
Me: 😳
Hawks: I'm taller than you.
Me: o h .
*o h h h*
Oh- ohhhh *oh damn*
MORE PERV THEN MINETA
*W O W*
Laurissa Phomsamout oh god yes
Hawks: *literally threatens someone’s life*
Also Hawks: “I’m Not JeALoUs, YoU’rE LoSiNg”
Lol 😂😂
time stamp?
Leticia Martinez 16:15 is where he threatens them LOL (and then immediately says that we’re failing like ://)
“Why don’t you get lost before you lose an arm”. Literally 10 seconds later “YOu’rE LoSiNG”
@@soba_rat1121 😂👍
hawks: welcome... to my little den of sin
*sir, this is a wendy’s*
I am crying dude 😂
S I R P L E A S E K E E P Y O U R P A N T S O N....
Im dead! hahahaha
*right in front of my salad?*
I WHEEZED-
Hawks: “dancing like this, who wouldn’t be happy”
Me: *crying over the fact that he was flirting with another girl*
You came here for 40:05
Stop lying.
Why you gotta call us out like dat??
*EXPOSED*
Carlo de Ocampo ive been looking for the past 10 minutes ty
THE ONLY TIME STAMP IVE SEEN SO FAR THAT HAS TOLD ME WHAT I DIDNT WANT TO HEAR-
Shh you are here for that too dont lie
I just imagine Hawks just going on and on about how much we love him as we sit there silently, patiently waiting for him to shut up.
Edit: Oh my, thank you for 200 likes
This needs more attention.
Lmao
Llama Dork facts
_shut.the.fuck.UUUUUUPPPPP PLEASSSEEEEEE IM SORRRYYYY_
Yep. I also love how in every video he starts by saying he doesn't care, and then he ends every video by say he is possibly in love with us. Talk about denial.
"Someone's who's obsessed with a good looking man, who is me of course."
Me: Karma, is that you?
Sameeee
NaNi?!
He kept talking about rouge-ish tendencies and I kept saying
*Hawks, your Aizawa is showing*
@@hitoshishinsou1978 oh my god you're right
@@heyhelloitsmilo lmao
Hawks:"you think you can make me jealous?!"
Me:*looks at aizawa,deku,kirishima,bakugou,todoroki,dabi,Mina and momo*"So uhm who's gonna tell him?!"
Can I
Hey what about me >:C
@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 *gasp*oh no sorry you too!!!
@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 you realise what she/he/them just said bird boy
Can I tell him that he's not the only one
Hawks: What’s my cream filling like?
Me: **Chokes on water** DID YOU JUST-?
HE DID! HE FUCKING DID
I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING-
Mio Toru Lemme see 👀
CoUgh cOugh** WhAt
GAHAHAA I HAD THE SAME REACTION
Hawks: so you think you can make me jealous?
Me: looks at shinsou, deku, todoroki, kirishima, and bakugo* so... How should we tell him?
Edit: Wow thanks for the likes! I never thought many people would like my comment😅
LOLLLlshzushhhss
* looks at mirror * I can’t even get anyone to make the jelly :,)
Dont forget🎇 aizawa ✨
TELL HIM SO HE WILL GET JELLY LOL
Oh god
“When someone hurts you, you stop trusting things.”
Who hurt the chicken. I just wanna talk.
Mina Ashido KFC is *SHOOKETH*
Ya need my knife?
@deku jr sure, how many ya got?
@@possum352 i got like six or seven and a few others
I died a bit because I read "who hurt the chicken nugget" because I'm broken and I'm eating chicken nuggets
Hawks: so what are you doing to do to make me jealous?
Also Hawks: *threatens to beat up every single person who breathes near you*
Also Hawks: I’m NoT jEaLoUS
Listener's petty ass: *kisses everyone who flirts with them to spite hawks
Well hawks lets list all the mha characters I've slept with: bakugo shoto deku dabi ect
What the title should actually say: Angry chicken gets jealous and starts swearing (ASMR)
Featuring: burnt chicken nugget watches from the bus stop while holding groceries.
omg lol hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Perfect
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hawks: Yeah you got humor, You got Grace-
Me: And I'm about to roundhouse kick you in the Face
CAN WE GET AN AWARD FOR THIS AMAZING HOOMAN
Hawks: *slowly backing away* ...
My father who calls me grace when I see him cuz im clumsy be like:
IM CRYING THIS IS GOLD RN OMG-
*dying*
Hawks: That was one HELL of a kiss!
...
...I want another...
Me: * holding a bag of Kisses *
*Come and get ‘em, Chicken Boy.*
I choked on my water from this comment
aghsdfgk- Chicken Boy- i cant- XD
*C H I C K E N B O I...*
Wait is chocolate poison to birds?
OMG XD I spit my water when I saw this comment XDD
Hawks: *Kisses another girl*
Me: “So that’s how it is? Well, I’m going to look for Dabi. Bye!”
Me to imma look for Kirishima, Bakugo, Shinso, Tamiki, and Toga
I already found him
Found him can we share him please?? 🥺
Agreed
I’m coming with you
Hawks: I just don't get it kid. Why you want someone with so much baggage
Me: ...... h y p o c r i t e
R I G H T
LMFAO IM CRYINSG PLEASE
I don’t get it lolz plz explain
@@shoutaaizawa5077 we're all fucked up in the head somehow with emotions (that we call bagage cuz its PACKED) and he himself is emotionaly bagaged
@@shoutaaizawa5077 I have baggage too, therefore he is a hypocrite
hawks: *talks in a smexy voice*
brain cells: aight imma head out-
B̷e̷r̷r̷y̷ absolutely
hornyness: ight ima head in
White sticky stuff:Ight imma head in now
Oh boy 👀
Kawaii Gamer Edits bruh😂😂😂😂
Me:*realizing how alone I am*
Me:✨fUcK✨
i felt that on a spiritual level
Im always hiding my mouth underneath my blanket bc smiling and screaming inside
Thats hits right at home. I wish there was someone who would love me they way bakugo yagami yato audios do
MghhHhHah I FEEL THIS- I LITTERALLY CRIED ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO BE WITH ANIME CHARATERSSS
Lol
*him flirting with someone else*
Me:aight we're having CHICKEN for dinner💅
I thought he was a hawk
@@pierce..rainbow A B I R D I S A B I R D
@@Zwamp1fy✨ A✨ B✨ I✨ R✨ D✨ I✨ S ✨A✨ B ✨I✨ R✨ D✨
Chicken or Turkey with a side of roasted hawk
@Olivia the Gacha Queen Me!!!!
Hawks: “You think you could make me jealous? Just try I dare you..”
Me: *Look at the title my friend huehuehuehue*
Welp 😏
6
)
6
why’d i smirk though-
*coUgh* rOLL C R E D I T S
6
3
6
Him: *kisses other person to make me jealous*
Me: *angry nugget noises*
Me:*cries because I'm baby*
*cries in ugly*
Horny Guns I like your pfp
awesome pfp-
*laughs in dog*
Hawks: A roguishly good looking man like myself.
Aizawa: Am I a roguishly good joke to you?
Ikr aizawa is shook
Hawks overhaul and aizawa have said it and at point im pretty sure “roguishly good looks” can be a religious experience
@@xanxanthetrashman1430 these three just go in and destroy bodies.
Aizawa is jungshooketh
TomboySister128 .....
Hawks: *slurping noise*
Me: Are you kissing me or eating me out sir 🏇🏻
That's a big question everytime
@@ivn5529 it really is
😏B💕o✨t💖h😌
😰what....
@Hanako Aizawa he can kiss you while he eats you? whats wrong in that 😩😂🤪
STOPS AHH I HATE HOW HUSKY HIS VOICE IS, THE WAY HE GETS CLOSER AND MAKES ME FEEL THINGS - AHJJJJHH HIS VOICE IS JUST-
fan girl64 and when he starts whispering to us and his voice only gets huskier like-
@@thegay3394 aaUAGH I LOVE AND HATE IT AT THE SAME TIME
W-Why can I agree.....?!? @///@
Mood omg-
WHY DID I FEEL SO MANY EMOTIONS THO
hawks: “you’ve got guts.”
me: *”well i mean you could rearrange them if you want-“*
You did *not* just say that
JAILLL 💀😭
Katsuki Bakugo i did 😼💅✨
HA ME
J a i l 😭
*When you can't see the comments*
*Let me in, LET ME IIIINNNN*
PFTTT
lmfao
Why did a laugh when I saw this 🤣
You: Let me in I'll be the igty
Comment section: *no do not let her in!*
RUclips: -i'm trying!-
Hold up I laughed harder then I should of ✋😂
*Hawks kissing someone*
Me being a Hispanic and a Sagittarius: they both bouta catch these hands with no regrets😠
✨Next thing you know they both we're never heard of again✨💀
Me, a Libra: Bish, I'm made for this.
Hawks: *flirts and kisses someone else*
Me: This is a stupid game anyway... *pouts*
I was the 100
Hawks: *being a weirdo like always unu*
Me,being a sagittarius: *BoI IVe bEeN rEjEcTiNg YoU tHiS hOlE tiMe*
Period😌
Same -hispanic and an ♐
Me, an asexual: *collecting timestamps in a bag*
Me:"the crazy fan girl are gonna pay good money for these"
I'm- *hey there pirate-*
@@asleepysoul2560 hoi maity
@@jojoschauman6055 how's the treasures?
@@asleepysoul2560 buried, for now
$500000000000 each
"Are you trying to make me jealous?"
Me: *points to bakugo,todoroki,dabi, and kirishima* thos are my boyfriends, I m married to 5 other guys. Try me, I'll marry 10 other guys if I want to
sir you think you can make *me* jealous? I'm married to an entire volleyball team please YOU try harder
“Are you trying me make me jealous?”
Me: where’s Dabi Imma sleep with him to piss hawks off and then go to my other 20+ boyfriends and sleep with them “if you want I could do a lot more! Try me hunny I’m winning this game~ my Petty ass will win this!” ✨♥️✨♥️
@@arista5432 me the entire video. Like every time he said that I was like "Aight I've had enough where's Dabi?"
Same goes to me
Pebble_ PLEASEEE
“I may be a bird for brains, but, darling, i can still bite.”
*Flashbacks to Tokoyami’s “I still have a tongue”*
Oop-
*o h-*
@@blackmarketweed i-
Nuh uh it is "I may have a beak but I have a wicked tounge"
Mickey Mouse voice* OH BOY
Hawks:* kisses someone else* me: CAN I GET A WAFFLE?! CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE??!!
Get I get a axe? Can I please get a axe?
Can i get some fried chicken CAN I PLEASE GET SOME FRIED CHICKEN?
My axe is my buddy-
Aizawa and Denki ok writing notes down
🔪🧱🧨🗡⛏⚒⛓💣⚔️🏏🔫🔨🛠🏹🧪💉 thats it it’s time to go hunting boys
*read title*
Me: Ha Ha, you jealou-
*sees jealous Listener*
Me: 👁👄👁
Titty milk
Me: *-Reads name-*
Me: 👁👄👁
Y o u g o t t h e w h o l e s q a u d l a u g h i n g
👁️👄👁️
*Uno reverse card*
🖐👁👄👁🤚
hawks: *exists*
hawks stans: *cries in sexually frustrated*
Arnt you suposed to be trying to kill UA rn
@@katsukibakugo7953 shush King Explosion Murder, the ship is floating, and i intend for it to stay that way
Katsuki Bakugo aren’t you supposed to be screaming at Deku right now?
@@starlover4748 Aren't you supposed to be harassing a little boy right now-?
@@katsukibakugo7953 we are trying. And don't hurt my little broccoli boy or you are dead
Imagine a stranger comes up to you, calls you a meal, then just bites you. Please take your time and imagine that. Go ahead *I’m waiting*
That's when that person ends up with a broken jaw, and no tung to taddle with.
You underestimate me. I would turn around call him a hole damn meal and then bite him back
@@jenniferunderwood9187 ...I would sadly pay to see that. (Awkward laugh)😅
*what is wrong with you*
Ummmm if that's was bakugo ohhhhhhhh~
“I’m a little taller then you so what”
Me: *standing at 5’5* “.....I will destroy you”
Me, almost 5’7: mock my height one more time and you’ll be down a few inches-
**crying in 5'1** crap
Casually sobbing in 5'3
@@wonderofall4369 Change that to 4'9....
@@bethanybarnett4221 i-
Title: "You think you can make me jealous?"
Also title: "Jealous Hawks"
Me:
*Yes. Yes I do.*
Me: *Is that a challenge? Cause ill win and you know it....i aint got these hips for nuthin!*
Me: -reads this comment out loud while my sister is watching a similar video like this and reading other funny comments-
My sister: -starting singing 'hips don't lie'-
-I'm wheezing rn-
*Phineas and pherb flashbacks*
My lower: ocean
My dad: no where to be found
My mom : not knowing what is going on
Satan : proud
God : disappointed
Hotel: trivago
LMAOO I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THIS
"My lower- ocean... but are there waves?..
@@charleycrabb5279 and I oop-
Spongebob: Square Pants
I-
hawks: *curses*
me: okay but thats hot
RIGHT!?
**insert will smith "ohh thats hawt-" meme**
Oh yeeeeah
@@salt2wound it's rewind time
hawks: exists
me:okay but thats hot
(and also why im alive too)
Hawks: "No slap this time?"
Me, to myself, already anticipating it: Wait for it
Hawks: "Can't take a joke, I see-
*Gets smacked*
Hawks and me, simultaneously: "There it is."
BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAID IT WITH HIM TO OMG
but that part was so funny to me
I AM THE ONE THING IN LIFE I CAN CONTROL!!!!!! sorry i'll leave🤣😅
Imagine a *Worried Hawks x Hurt Listener*
YESSSSSSSS
Please
OUHHHH YOU'RE ONTO STH
Lili Suro YASSS
Yaaas please
Hawks: are you jealous from that kiss I gave someone else?
Me: *kicks him in his no no square *
More like pp square coz I’m 4’11
@@mitsurikanroji6907 more like thigh cuz I'm 4'7
*laughs in 5,6*
we shorties HEHEHHEEE
chicken tendoouuu. Laughs in 5'6. Come at me shorties😂
@@hitoshishinsou6584 *laughs in 5'7* mortals
"You think you can make me Jealous"
*pulls out a bucket of fried chicken
me: watch me
OOOOOOOH
What, are you going to deep throat the chicken?
@@characterdevelopment8504 Perhaps. 😏
*pulls out chicken wings * let's smash this man's whole carrer -
@@missmc2020 woah there
Hawks: "Ah, what do we have here.."
Me trying to lick my elbow:
"Oh hi didn't see you there."
Squidward you don't have eyebrows ur a squid
Oh hi mark.
I am DESEACED
Hawks: Where is it? Where is that god damn confidence?
Me: Bro if I knew where it was, you think I'd feel as pathetic as I look?
silly girl why is this how I feel every single day??
i felt
Y is that so true for me 😂
Mood but I bet your beautiful
"I should have left you on that street corner where I found you...."
Me: *very obnoxiously loud* BUT CHA DIDNT!
My guy roommate: "Parker wtf"
Me: "Yagami Yato uploaded...."
Him: "SHOOT MY PHONES DEAD CAN I WATCH WITH CHU?!"
Me: "Sure bro"
What a true bro
That's sweet
Bro....can I move in XD
That's goals
and that's what friends are forrrrrr~
30:27
hawks: “welcome...-“
me completely interrupting him: “tO jAraSiC pArK”
[jarasic park theme music]
I did the same thing
oh my lord
*Yato fans stomping in the background*
DO DU DU DUEH DUEH DO DO DO DOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣 y did I think of Tik Tok when you said that 😂😂😂
Hawks: You’re really bad at lying
Me who lives in a Hispanic household and has 7 different types of locks, with a face and hand detector pad on my heart with an electric fenced door behind all of that: I cAnT lIe... I CANT LIE??!!💀💀
Hawks: I-
Me: FLY ME TO THE MOON AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARTS LET ME SEE WHAT SPRING IN LIKE ON JUPITER AND MARS-
IN OTHER WORDS PLEASE BE TRUE IN OTHER WORDS I LOVE YOUUUUU
FILL MY HEART WITH SONG AND LET ME SING FOREVER MORE. YOU ARE ALL I LOVE, ALL I WORSHIP, AND ADORE.
Yes
OMG I LOVE THIS SONG >W
I love this song very much
Him: "You trying to see other people when you got me?"
Me: *"I-..... I just want friends man-"*
ツPeachyBree
You’re not allowed-
Extra Strength Advil that ain’t healthy-
:)
SAME
I’m lonely too don’t worry *eeeee-
Me: *makes Hawks jealous*
Hawks: *pulls out reverse card*
Sasha Costa oop
Me:*pulls out another reverse card* hehe >:3
@@anastasiaflores3202
I-
Hahahahaha! I'm sorry your picture is perfect for this. I wish you had her name too.
@@sashac.9673 got ya
hawks: “so you think you can make me jealous”
me: reads title “....jealous hawks”
me again: yes
Oml I just noticed that LOL 😂
I've did that before..
So true
Mom: what are u listening?
Me: the bible's audiobook
Naw it has too much sin
Papa: what are you watching?
Me: Fairy tail.
Papa: but why does he have wings?
Me: an angel *a sinner angel* 🤭🤭🤭
Yes our bible-
Please 😔
Welcome to bible study we’re all children of Jesus
“When someone hurts you, you stop trusting things.”
who hurt you? *grabs guns* i just wanna speak to them...just wanna have a little chat
I just wanna talk to them I just wanna talk to them I just wanna talk to them I just wanna talk to them I just wanna shoot them
Whoever put their hands on the bean, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.
:D 😭🔫
Same here *grabs knifes*
*loading shotgun* Hmmm so..... who did you say hurt you.....
Oh why am I asking?
. . . . .
Its not something you should worry about....
Hawks: You think you can get me to be jealous?
Me: sir this is a McDonald's drive thru you've been sitting in your car for an hour
And I oop
He's protesting against the chicken nuggets.
and 19 seconds
worldwide Jin HEA WORLDWIDE HANDSOME
the felix pfp got me djahfhs
Hawks: “So you think you can make me jealous”
Me: *kisses Bakugou and Dabi and Deku on the cheek * “wait what were you saying”
Dabi would have set him off so... rip
Emma Scott Yeaaa 🧍🏾♀️
*Hawk:"Some random guy or some random girl."*
Me:He don't discriminate,gonna get a taste
He still a playboy and a gay boy
@@jesusgudetama3190 Ayyyeeeee
Todoroki’s Love Child go and slay boy, you my fav boy
"You better get lost before you lose an arm."
Who tf was I flirting with? Mr.Compress?
Lmao
HAHHAHAHHAHA 😂
Time stamp please
Pppfffffftttttt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣GOOD ONE🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌
@@unstable4389
They both got
dIsArMeD ;>
Hawks: were is your confidence
Me: *looking around quickly* idk were my confidence is I think it died-
It fucking ded
Mine died at the age of 4
I think I never had confidence-
Don’t know her 🤷🏽♀️
y’all had confidence?
Yagami while recording: 👁👄👁👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Why did this make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
pretty much
😂😂
So true
Yeah, so? How else are you supposed to make applause sound effects? Though, I’ve got admit, the applause sounds a bit abnormal- 🤨
🤣🤣🤣
I’m kidding~
RIP to all the bystanders they harassed who got randomly smooched and bit on the neck lmfao
Rip 😔🙏🏻
Please accept our condolences 🙏😔
🙏
666 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼-
Me: Imagine if Yagami made a ‘Jealous Hawks x listener’
*Checks Yagami’s channel*
Me:....holy shi-
hawks calls another lady a full on meal:
Me: sToP YoU cAn OnLy CaLL mE a MeAl
He's going to BE my next meal if he does it again
@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 Spark Plug?! What are u doing here👀
*Angry yandere noises*
Then I’m a Whole damn FEAST
Yagami Yato: *slurps aggressively on a slushie for the kissing sounds*
I don’t think it’s kissing sounds for the slurping parts😭
Lmao definitely not kissing 😂
@@mayleinmistok9007 it was something else that you don`t want to think about📸🤨
"just because you're a pipsqueak"
sir, i stand at 5'9 let's go bird boy
im 5"8 and 13 ;-;
uhhh
*4 foot fudging 10*
BRO
5'4 1/2
Us short people go for the kneecaps😉
5’7 1/2 so ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
I’m 5’10 so like-
Hawks : "I spent blood sweat and tears doing this"
Me: "oh word ? Bts ?" 😳
Hawks: "and I don't mean that song"
Me: "Oh shit whaddup bro, you wanna go ???" 🦅🏃♀️
Hawks: “What’s my cream filling like?”
Me: SIR-
this is mcdonalds, and the ice cream is broken-
Roboanime -0w0 x3
@*•Milk -•And•- Tea•* that is just sad
*•Milk **-•And•-** Tea•* TBH: it’s AINT broken, they just dont wanna make it
woah WoAh *WOAH*
POV: Your looking through the comments while listening to the video😗✌️
Listen. Don't call me out man 🤠
Yeppoo and I am laughing
True
I'm looking for THE comment
It may be a long journey but I will find it 🥲
Me: *stays up the whole night*
*Hears noise*
*pause it pause it pause it hurrry*
Relate
Bro sammmeee
I think someone came in here while I was watching this to let my dog in but I’m scared they heard me talking to myself 😖
Im up listening to this when my parents wake so im like 👁O👁
Mood
*Hawks, has a dirty mouth more than Bakugou’s*
Bakugou: Am I A jOkE tO YoU DUmbAsS?!?
Ec_ Bench I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY BAKUHOE SAID THE F WORD ONCE I THINK BUT THIS MAN HAS SAID IT TWICE IN THE SPAN OF 4 MINUTES
Watch bakugou looks at this comment and says something about it
@@anastasiaflores3202 *gRrRRRrRRRRrrrRRRrR*
Katsuki Bakugo Whoa slow your roll there speedster-
Katsuki Bakugo Speak of the Devil
**inhale**
Yes. *Yes I can*
Also spice is here: 39:44
thank you
Thanks!
@@julia-nt8ll uraraka?!?
@@CsimoneTheOnly MIDORIYA!?
@@tired24-7 yessss?
Hawks: now he's gonna have go run have to run home and say he almost got with the person Hawks is AlMoSt dating"
me: 👁💧👄💧👁 "almost dating"
*slips a little envelope*
45:50
dont worry its for free ;)
I'll still pay😉
😙😙😙😙😙👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Ily
A *God*
I will still pay 😀💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💶💵💵💵💵💵💸💸💸💸💵💵💵💵💵💵
Hawks: “Good luck Kid”
Me: I-
Hawks: “No-pipsqueak”
Me: *I’m going to hold you at pen-point if you don’t s t o p,,*
*i will take spoons and gouge out your fucking eyes short man, try me*
I looked it up and according to reddit hawks is 5’4 but idk tbh
Pipsqueak is my nickname that my fiends call me cuz I’m foking 4’9
XD😂
STARBUCKS LPS / BALDI NOISES**
Title: “So you think you can make me jealous?”
Also the title: “ *Jealous Hawks* x Jealous listener”
Me:Yes,yes I do😳💅🏼
I'm sorry but your P R O F I L E
I know I spelt that wrong.
Yeah, your pfp is an entire damn *m o o d*
@@NurseOrysia1 yes it is
“But I see you already had my cream filling”
Me:
*slowly puts down freshly baked pizza*
Guess I’m not hungry anymore-
I'd be starving ;)
@@LabsGamingLovesYou luv just- lets not talk about that-
@@LabsGamingLovesYou Um, chile
Anyways so
@@daikonbits5445 LMAO IM SO LATE TO REPLYING SORRY ✌ Sorry can't remember what happened in the video so idk what to say lsnsdisknsshiajsh lmaooo