[ASMR] Full Pat Down & Body Search | Metal Detector, Evidence Collection
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- Опубликовано: 18 фев 2023
- TSA Pat down is back! I give Jeremy a thorough pat down and body search. He was a witness in a crime so I take evidence off his persons. If you want to see the extended version of this video you can find it on our Patreon at any tier! Click more for a fun fact about us!
Fun Fact # 148 - 5 years ago I almost bailed on a Tinder date with this dude named Jeremy. My mom convinced me to go. Thanks, mom.
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If you read the fun fact you know about our first date story, so I want to hear your “first date” stories too! How’d you meet your partner?
I met my partner through Facebook we started talking and became friends to then find out we went to the same high school and he was in the year above me and he only lives about 20 mins away from me 🤣🙂❤️ xxx
I met my gf via friends and our first date was at a local museum in which I had a big rant about dinosaurs... She thought it was cute tho
I met my husband Donald in 1998 at a fireworks party which marks the end of the Edinburgh Festival. I was extremely grumpy as I had recently been dumped, had no make-up on, hadn't showered for 2 days and was wearing a revolting jumper with stains down the front. He tried to speak to me and I just grunted in monosyllables but he insisted on walking me home 'for the safety of others' (lol). He then invited himself to stay claiming that he'd missed his bus (I was not convinced or impressed) and he never really left, not for want of me trying to boot him out......so after many laughs, incidents, hilarity and 2 kids later here we are. Hahaha!
32 and dying alone 🤷🏽♂️Havent had a date in almost 10 years. The girl for me must already be dead.☠
We both downloaded tinder for a total of 5 mins one day, immediately found each other, met just to have some fun but fell in love first sight. Sometimes it feels unreal 🥰
I always like how chill/normal Jeremy acts. You guys are a good team
i get unbelievably excited whenever you guys do a new patdown vid
I'm so glad you like them!
Omg this is perfect timing. I literally wanted a tsa vid to watch and was gonna pick a different one of y'all's but this WORKS
Hard to say what I'd count as a first date, but how we met is easier to tell. I was a deeply shy loner type at school. This was my first year in highschool. I was sitting alone for lunch and I got invited over to a table by a girl with her friends. Quickly became friends with the group. Started dating the girl who initially asked me to come to their table a year after highschool graduation. Now we have been married for over six years.
Thats so cute!!!
You do the best pat downs.. I’ve been feeling a bit immune to the tingles recently but this had them going again!
Love how engaged Chilli is with the ‘investigation’ 😂
He's like "no ma'am I didn't smell any chicken so imma go back 2 bed"
I love seeing new uploads from you guys, it always brings a smile to my face 😊
jeremy is the main character of everyone’s life
I don't know what this means, but I know it's true.
First night in a while that I’ve been able to watch. Having a hard time keeping my eyes open. Best part of my wind down routine! Thanks!
I always use your patdown videos to fall asleep, my restless leg syndrome just stops for some reason, keep this up and I will subscribe!
My fav kind of video from you!! I had the worst night.. this made it a million times better ❤
Imagine meeting that special someone and you both are into ASMR. Ive told a few of my friends about watching ASMR but don’t personally know anyone else around me that watches, unless they just don’t talk about it. So thankful for the community on here. Not that all relationships don’t have ups and downs, but in my personal thoughts, I think couples that do this together probably have the most relaxed and happy relationships. I appreciate all who put their content on here but just like all other professions, there are always ones that are the top notch in their field, and hold the bar. I wish you 3 much happiness, health, prosperity and ASMR bliss.
Jeremy is actually not really into asmr! He’s just super into me and supporting me :)
I found you’re channel a few days ago and I’ve been sleeping like a baby, thank you so much ❤️ love from a Portuguese living in Scotland 😁
We're so happy to have you!
I never get to these right away! These are my favorite videos!!!
Ugh I loveee pat down videos so much. Thank you 🙏 💛
Glad you like it!
I much prefer this style of pat down, slow with a gentle voice, then your fast one with an aggressive or stern voice. Even though I know it's roleplay those pat downs are just not relaxing to me because your gentle voice is so soothing, so thank you for this lovely, relaxing video 💗
You guys are amazing! I love your asmr, visuals, sounds, everything is perfect. Please don't stop! ❤️
my first date was at the hospital. we both got poisoned at a local cafe. so we went through a lot of shit, literally😅
hahahahahah that stinks! 😅😜
havent had a new favorite ASMRtist in years- love you Chili B!!!!
Finally I'm here. Living in Australia over here and I always get the notifications early in the morning so I eagerly wait all day to sleep to these
These are my single favorite asmr templates love crime pat downs ❤❤❤
You are the best at pat downs and your voice is great for this. 👍🏼
Great video!! 👏🏼👏🏼
Love the pat down videos 😍
im at home sick with a stomach bug and missing out on all my plans and this popping up made me feel a little bit better, ty!!!!
Feel better!!
I fall asleep every night with your videos😍 Greetings from Germany ❤️
Love your pat downs! Some other people do pat downs like really aggressive and tap 100 times om items but this feels so realistic
you guys are the best ! another great video
Work 😆
Always love these❤
Oh, the dogs face when the word "contraband " came up is so funny
I couldn't stop looking at the white dot on her jacket. 🤪
Great videos always ! Thanks :)
OMG that bugged me!! I was so mad in the edit, but I figured most people watch with their eyes closed anyway 🤣🤣
It’s an ocd test… I failed..
@@ChilibASMRnever even noticed it til reading the comments. I’m to entranced with watching you do your magic.
Best video you guys made great asmr !
I'm glad you liked it!
I have a busy day tomorrow and it means I have to wake up at 3am!!! This is helping me get sleepy fast
Hannah's face on the card is hilarious
Hmmm timestamp?
hey guys, thx for this video, also i really liked your chaotic video which includes pat down, medical exam, reiki, hair exam etc. i hope there will be more of them. and maybe you can consider make a q&a video, i love your energy and want to know you guys better. but maybe you don't want to share your personel lifes i dont know just a suggestion... looking forward the next videos🤞
We can def do another chaotic energy one!
Omg! The shoe part just killed me ❤
This and the measurements videos are my fav❤
You are the best with pat downs!!!!!
Your voice and the clothing/rubber glove sounds are some of my favorite asmr sounds
Your pat downs are the best 🙂
Another fantastic video. My husband and I grew up in the same town. His brother dated my best friend all through high school. I came home to visit after grad school, and the sparks flew.
I really love the pat downs from chili b ❤
Thanks!
Chilli the sniffer dog…❤😂 that was too cute!
Favorite one to date! ❤️
Thanks for TSA!
Love it x
Shoe examination is my fav part
It's an old truism that the longer a couple spends time together, the more creative they have to get at hiding stuff - especially if metal-detectors are involved...
We love you Jeremy thank you for saving my nights 🌙
Thank you Hannah 🙏 your content is fucking gold. Truly.
Thanks, Codi!!
I always wishes u guys made another tsa patdown with ur wand and the device that detects banned substances
Btw Great Videos Always Make Me Fall Asleep
DANG! I didnt notice it was bedtime already. Goodnight!
That jacket is made for a pat down vid. Great sounds!
Sponsor us Patagonia lol
Like how you do the shoes, good sounds.
Top tier!
Love your videos 💕 can you do a real person crime investigation/ crime scene inspectating the body ? If your not sure what I’m talking about Amsr Eva Beth does them and she is really good !!
what kind of videos are on your patreon?
Best fun fact EVER
Me and my fiance knew each other because I hung out with his mom and my aunt 😂 3yrs of knowing him he asked me out. We were 15/16 and our 1st date we went roller skating! We've been together 8yrs now and have 2 kids and a house! 💖
aww the doggg
I’ll be dammned if I didn’t keep starring at the white fuzzy on your blazer 😅
ANYWAY, I really enjoyed how you set this one up to be kinda like a show and tell!
There's chili dog vouching for jermey, again.
I seriously thought you were going to ask that shoe "Sharp or dull?"😂
missed opportunity 🤣
Met my husband on FB in a dog group for the breed of dog we have. He had 3 dogs, I had 1. 💜
A man who loves dogs is a keeper
My husband was/is my eye doctor!! He gave me tingles so I had to ask him out 😂
When's your asmr channel launching??? lol
@@ChilibASMR I wish! Maybe one day but for now I will leave it to Chili 🌶️ 😉
I love this video and I love you guys 🥰
my boyfriend and I met while working at my local airport (my parents also met there and so did my sister and her husband lol) we would pass by each other all the time and for some reason, we just didn’t like each other at all, we had unspoken beef for no reason whatsoever 😂 until I applied to the company he happened to be working for and he trained me and now here we are 6 years later, very much in love and not hating each other for no reason 😂❤ p.s. he asked me to be his girlfriend through a bet he made with me lol needless to say he’s very committed to following through his bet LOL
There is an actually illegal thing about all of this and thats how relaxed it manages to get me
I really think you guys found your vocation😭
😂😂
I like these videos
Personally my favorite videos are tsa pat down definitely
We know it's hit or miss for some of our audience, but we really appreciate the die hards! I was always a big pat down viewer.
Puppy loving the best life
I love you guys! ❤I met my boyfriend on Tinder too!!!! almost 2 years ago!!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
When do we get to see a cavity search?
I always love Jeremy's blue socks 💙
what kind of shoes is Jeremy wearing? i really like them
It would be funny if everytime they made a tsa video jeremy actually tried to hide something and hannah had to find it
Empty/blank space for any mobile users who want it
The dog❤
Curious if anyone has an answer, if he had said yes I was injured and the conversation led to guilty evidence could it be used in court even though he wasn't read Miranda rights? Does this test even exist in the real world?
I've only just now seen that it was tinder...ha ha ha love you both
Married as you are x
Love your videos, our first date ,we met at work became fast friends, he is 14 years younger than me, and I even set him up with my niece. But I just got more and more attracted to him .We got married a year later, he helped raise my kids who all call him Dad,the oldest is 7 years younger than he is. We have been married 34 years this April. And I wouldn't trade him for the world.
Love.
Imagine this: TSA pat down... Jeremy is paranoid about everything. Why do you have to take a sample from my shoe? What is that spray? Do you have to pat there? Why do you need my phone? Do you really need to check in my hair? There’s nothing in my bag...
If you've got nothing too hide..... (jk we believe in the right to persona privacy)
I thank your mom
your good
Storytime of the tinder date please 😍😍
LOL it's a doozy. I'll share one day!
Am I the only one that is going crazy over that white speck on her black jacket!!?
Y'all should add black light one day
Damn, TSA lady took her sweet time checking Jeremy’s shoes a little too long 🤨 seems sus 🤔🤔🤔
Hope he arrived at the airport 8 hours in advance
Good to see the drug dog on top of everything. There's no getting over on Agent Chili.
He's tough on crime! (And squirrels)
doge for the WIN
Jeremy the whole video: 🧍🏻
He sits at the end lol
👍👍
Jeremy! You criminal! Lol
Hi there ❤❤❤
yeah like that cute dog .
Gilfoyle from Silicon Valley really changed huh
Big fan of ur asmr vids
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I love you is so rexlaxent
i have no idea what the girls think of jeremy, i'm a guy, but i think he seems kinda like nice and calm dude, kind of the dude that always not liking to start a problem.
Sniffer dog for further investigation 😂😂😂Jeremy needs to book her for groping rather than security patting😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😥