How to speak like an Alpha Woman: Don’t say, “I like you.” Say, “I want to consume your essence.” Don’t say, “It's rainy.” Say, “The only way to appease the Sun God is with a virgin sacrifice.” Don’t say, “I’m bored.” Say, “The torment of conscience is a never-ending burden.” Don’t say, “You’re welcome.” Say, “My hospitality will not go unpaid. Soon I shall call upon you to assist me in overthrowing the dark lord.”
@@mebby OMG YES!! i love this content! it would be amazing if you did a part 2! (or you looking at the brain rot the average gen alpha kid is consuming on RUclips shorts)
i best friend used to send everyone screenshots of those "what animal you are based on your birth month" things, typically it was mythical creatures. i got really annoyed by it but i really miss it now, every time i see one of those things it makes me think of her :,)
Every Wiggles lover knows the original purple wiggle, Jeff, is King 👏👏 ESPECIALLY when he wore his cow suit and slept all the time. I will fight someone on this I swear, love you Jeff 💜 (and love you too Mebby)
YET ANOTHER MEBBY VIDEO!! Somehow you always post right when im bored and need something to play in the background while i draw. Thank you and keep up the amazing work 🥩
No but cats DO HAVE PERSONALITIES. My cat is like my mom if she was a cat. One of the cats hefe on the neighborhood is just a silly no thoughts friendly guy, there's another that just has rage problems, there's another that just does'nt stand up for herself and does'nt defend herself, there's one that's shy and quiet but if you're nice to her and get to know her she is just the sweetest, and there's another that's really scared so idrk his personality :(. And also once i met a cat on another place that was like a lonely nonchalanty traveler with a past, i told him the lore of a show i love, i only saw him once but we'll allways be friends, i remember his name was Hans. :3 Yes i love cats. And yes i have no social life with humans.
WHEN YOU SAID YOU DIDNT TRUST CAR PEOPLE MY JAW DROPPED- But then you added the Cars movie part 😊 The Cars movies are why I'm a car obsessed person now My #1 favorite Pixar movie
How to speak like an Alpha Woman:
Don’t say, “I like you.”
Say, “I want to consume your essence.”
Don’t say, “It's rainy.”
Say, “The only way to appease the Sun God is with a virgin sacrifice.”
Don’t say, “I’m bored.”
Say, “The torment of conscience is a never-ending burden.”
Don’t say, “You’re welcome.”
Say, “My hospitality will not go unpaid. Soon I shall call upon you to assist me in overthrowing the dark lord.”
Wow! Thank you for the notes!
@@mebbybe the alpha you are
THANK YOU! im going to use these every day!
wow this worked, now i have all the babes
💀 👍🏽you made cringe so hard
Mebby not realizing that when it said, "Things you could be inside of," It quickly said "Me🙏" Is literally KILLING ME
Girl started the video like "im sure it has a great personality" 😭😭
Help
MEBBY THE CAR VIDEO SAID “ME🙏🙏” IN BETWEEN THE CARS LMAO
Ope greattttt
THATS QHAT IM SAYINGGGG
You should try RUclips shorts ❤️❤️❤️
@@DianaSharpe-yr2wv ???
The cat reveal was everything I needed in life, Milo is adorable
2:14 fruit salad is in my metal playlist that’s how much of a banger it is tbh
WOOO NEW MEBBY VIDEO ‼️ these videos are scary wtf
edit: dunno if you noticed but one of the slides in the ‘things you could be inside of’ said ‘me 🫶’
SLAYYY
oh!
6:41 IT’S DANNY GONZALES
Hate, despair, and some of the funniest comments you’ve ever seen. That’s been my experience at least😂
MY FAVORITE COMFORT RUclipsR
real
Instagram is really just unhinged 😭
You should do a whole vid looking at the reels comments sections, that’s where the brainrot is at
i love ig comments bro they be saying the most wack stuff ever 😂😂
6:19 I was such a fan of Thomas Sanders as a kid I would watch his vine compilations ALL DAY😂
I love your videos. Your channels super good Instagram reels comments are really crazy
I didn’t go to the comments out of pure fear but maybe that allows for a little sequel 🤔
@@mebby OMG YES!! i love this content! it would be amazing if you did a part 2! (or you looking at the brain rot the average gen alpha kid is consuming on RUclips shorts)
FINALLY!! A fellow “through the door” singer!!!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
HI MEBBY GOOD MORNING!!!
and yes you’re my favourite papa mebby
A sentence I was not expecting to read this early in the day
@@mebby my pleasure 😇
THE QUEEN HAS POSTED ‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🤫🧏♀️
Mebby isn’t our father she’s like that one cool cousin that’s the only reason you survive family gatherings
bro if you think reels are wild read the comments 💀😭
i best friend used to send everyone screenshots of those "what animal you are based on your birth month" things, typically it was mythical creatures. i got really annoyed by it but i really miss it now, every time i see one of those things it makes me think of her :,)
HAPPY FATHERS DAY MEBBY! you're a great dad!
Thank you!!!
your so underrated
Ikr
Justice for the fart sound effect.
Fart with reverb will always be goated !!
Mebby are u my father now 😭✋
I hope not 😰
Yes.. Interesting things.
nooo mebby you gotta look at the comments that’s what makes insta reels special
dont say thank you
instead say "You please me."
CONGRATS ON REACHING 40k!🎉🎉 (I JUST NOTICED IT LOL SORRY)🎉🎉
Thank you!!
@@mebby
Every Wiggles lover knows the original purple wiggle, Jeff, is King 👏👏
ESPECIALLY when he wore his cow suit and slept all the time. I will fight someone on this I swear, love you Jeff 💜
(and love you too Mebby)
DUDE IM CHINESE AND I FREAKING LOVED THAT A POC WAS TH EPURPLE ONE...he was like my second dad
THAT DOG ATE
also happy birthday milo 🎉
YET ANOTHER MEBBY VIDEO!! Somehow you always post right when im bored and need something to play in the background while i draw. Thank you and keep up the amazing work 🥩
You’re my favorite RUclipsr, Mebby!!!❤
Awww TY!!
I love how we are the same age doing different things but our instagram algorithms are the same
Love your little fart sounds, they are legit funny 😂.
wake up mebby posted
Good morning!
LUV U MEBBY, URE MY FAV RUclipsR
You deserve way more subscribers
MEBBY IS BACKKKK
Heyyyyyy
@@mebby U should do a qnaa vidd
Mebby posted‼️‼️
Also in a video u mentioned Blake Roman so I was wondering u liked Hazbin Hotel?
Yes I did post! And yes I do!
@@mebby yesssssssssss
Omg I love your channel even more now! Also would it be okay if I made a fan edit of you?
@@ella.the.harpyy omg yes!!! And tysm!
@@mebby ofc!! I love your channel so much
oh my goodness new mebby video
cat review: 10/10
Thank you!!! I will tell him
I was literally just binge watching your videos is this the work of god
MEBBY I LOVE YOUUU!!!! So Muchhhh i love your vidsss❤❤❤
EARLY TO A MEBBY VIDEO⁉️ (mebby you're awesome i love your videos
Ngl I’m a proud instagram reels user
POOKIE WAKE UP MEBBY UPLOADED *AN HOUR AGO BUT WHO CARES*
I LOVE HERR RAHHH ( POOKIE UR ONE OF MY FAV ]
Hiya :) I'm finally early here
Thanks for the new vid dad!
Ofc!!
Genuinely afraid of what I’ve started through this video
@@mebbyYou should be…
First, it was the Lorax fanfic! Now we have Garfield saying whatever monstrosity I just saw! whos next!? APPLEJACK!? Why are they all orange!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You can't escape, Mebby
papa mebby 💅💅🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Help
@@mebby 😏😏😏
@@mebbydw, fatherhood was coming for you eventually
it’s time to embrace your inner alpha and care for all of your children ❤️
No but cats DO HAVE PERSONALITIES. My cat is like my mom if she was a cat. One of the cats hefe on the neighborhood is just a silly no thoughts friendly guy, there's another that just has rage problems, there's another that just does'nt stand up for herself and does'nt defend herself, there's one that's shy and quiet but if you're nice to her and get to know her she is just the sweetest, and there's another that's really scared so idrk his personality :(. And also once i met a cat on another place that was like a lonely nonchalanty traveler with a past, i told him the lore of a show i love, i only saw him once but we'll allways be friends, i remember his name was Hans. :3
Yes i love cats.
And yes i have no social life with humans.
the only good thing to have come from reels is a video the Puppet FNaF dancing and discovering the liquid filled LP of Nature Tapes that exists istg
HELP THE DANNY RULING YOUR VINE WORLD IS SO REAL.
WAKE UP GUYS!! MEBBY POSTED 😻
makes so much sense you have an orange cat....also...ITS THE COMMENTS THAT ARE GOLDD
13:25 is just dead girl walking from heathers
LMFAO
WOOO!!! NEW MEBBY VIDEO!!!!!
Idk if you were already plannig this, but can you please make more Star Stable videos? I loved watching you play Star Stable
reels go crazy lowk also ur looking GORGEOUS
The yeti had me dying and her reaction was like ooppp
IT'S MEBBY !!!
Hey!!!
YAY OUR QUEEN POSTED I LOVE YOU DAD 🎉🎉
mother mebby is feeding us children 🙏🙏🙏
WE NEED MORE OF THIS😍🔥
Omg i have an orange cat named milo too thats adorable 😭😭
Video idea we send u photos of our cats and u make stories for them LOL
I still watch Danny Gonzalez😭🙏
Omg I also have an orange cat named Milo but he's 14!!
FRUIT SALAD BABYYYY
i think it could be likely that dog just Rly rly likes scratching/rubbing its back on that chair
mebby is my long lost father im convinced
hi bestie! i’m earlyyyyyyy
Heyyyyy good morning
Im surprised she didn't see any car crashes
you just make good content keep up the good work
YASSS NEW VIDEO 😭
Me too
7:30 thats like my favourite video on the entire internet
dad?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?
You are our father Mebby.embrace it.
"Twirlin my butt hairs thinkin bout you", is the last thing I would want to hear from someone...
Agreeed
1:36 yes mebby, you are my pop pops 😪
ig reels is mad silly but if ur sad its very helpful 😭
I'm scared of this video.☺
Me too 😊
Omg you and your cat look soooo similar
WHEN YOU SAID YOU DIDNT TRUST CAR PEOPLE MY JAW DROPPED-
But then you added the Cars movie part 😊
The Cars movies are why I'm a car obsessed person now
My #1 favorite Pixar movie
Also the games (except Cars 3's) are super fun! The very first one was my childhood.
1:37 yes you are
5:52 saving this for when i need to giggle
AYAYYAYAYAYAYAY HEY MEBBY
tell Milo I say hi, also you guys look identical
This is about the same energy as getting a d pic ( I just got the checked off my 2024 bingo card)
mebby needs a summer romance 💀
all my instagram reels are people being hit by high speed cows
Bro I loved vines I swear😭 petition to bring vines back😭
👇
If you happen to do these again you should definitely look at the comments too, they are... Let's just say... interesting.
10:58 i also havw a cat (called Carl)
Queen ✨
2:24 we definitely had the same experience 💪🔥
I can’t believe that I’m here this early