Cybershlong 2069 - This Week In Memes

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 186

  • @shmeryshman
    @shmeryshman 3 года назад +310

    I'm so happy to see that they included the four genders, vagina, penis 1, penis 2, and off

    • @DarkLordoftheOldRepublic
      @DarkLordoftheOldRepublic 3 года назад +12

      Dammit, you already done this joke. Missed my chance.

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 3 года назад +4

      *ThErE aRe 3 GeNdErS 4 gEnDeRs EvEn 5*

    • @nora_adora
      @nora_adora 3 года назад

      ...i was going to label this as transphobic...and it still is! but...you have a point

    • @shmeryshman
      @shmeryshman 3 года назад +14

      @@nora_adora it's completely a joke, I definitely didn't mean it to be transphobic

    • @williamheath7823
      @williamheath7823 3 года назад +2

      No they didn't, Where's Attack helicopter?

  • @Sasiskin7823
    @Sasiskin7823 3 года назад +162

    Sumito's man bun is so powerful it distorts matter around itself which causes interferences with greenscreen.

    • @MarsupialMason
      @MarsupialMason 3 года назад +2

      I literally have noticed this for the longest time. Everyvideo i laugh about it heheeh

    • @thejimjimjim7
      @thejimjimjim7 3 года назад +3

      Do not fix this

    • @kly8105
      @kly8105 3 года назад +4

      It's got its own AT field.

  • @meltinggod
    @meltinggod 3 года назад +36

    "The cats hanging out with someone else even though you're the one feeding it pizza." This one was real af.

  • @Kijjy67
    @Kijjy67 3 года назад +11

    The meme with you, Historian, and Ordinarythings makes me genuinely happy! Cheers m8!

  • @DocSorok
    @DocSorok 3 года назад +30

    they dont know im internet historians best friends biggest simp

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 3 года назад +22

    So incredibly dissapointed how limited the genital customization was, demanding refund!

  • @Ducks4lif3
    @Ducks4lif3 3 года назад +9

    I like the emperors groove energy of stopping your own production to criticize lmao good bit

  • @TheDolphinTuna
    @TheDolphinTuna 3 года назад +5

    9:26 “Indocturned”
    Now that’s a word.

  • @Rockgamen
    @Rockgamen 3 года назад +5

    I stopped reading memes around 2011 and dont really care about internet culture. But I have been binge watching this channel for a couple of days now. Great stuff! Subscribed for more information from the master. This is my new rabbit hole.

  • @Outlander0995
    @Outlander0995 3 года назад +3

    "...with expectations as high as Snoop Dogg?" POG

  • @itsmytoast666
    @itsmytoast666 3 года назад +4

    I thoroughly appreciate you walking in to comment about saying "2068". I don't know if that was an improvised bit because you messed up the script or if that's how it was written--and I don't care. This channel has some solid gold hits, tell you huwhat.

    • @SumitoMedia
      @SumitoMedia  3 года назад +1

      that was me saying a random number while improvising and then editing in my frustration with it afterwards

  • @mattbullman35
    @mattbullman35 3 года назад +3

    Sumito's attempt at Shrek's Scottish accent was probably more painful than playing Cyberpunk 2077 on the Xbox One until the heat death of the universe. Loved the vid though King

  • @moodlampActual
    @moodlampActual 3 года назад +5

    "Please talk to me about Evangelion"
    *hits like*

  • @cardinalpepe
    @cardinalpepe 3 года назад +4

    Honestly, I have no idea how you dont have 500k subs, your one of the funniest youtubers i've seen.

  • @omlette8240
    @omlette8240 3 года назад +7

    The biggest cow moment.

  • @user-pp6wy9tb9j
    @user-pp6wy9tb9j 3 года назад +2

    "Cyberpunk is a warning, not an aspiration."
    - Mike Pondsmith, 2077 co-creator

  • @paulamontoya4942
    @paulamontoya4942 3 года назад +4

    7:37 Sumito speaking the straight truth right here.

    • @paulamontoya4942
      @paulamontoya4942 3 года назад

      @SumitoMedia I hope you're having a good day^-^

  • @USSBGATHOO
    @USSBGATHOO 3 года назад +7

    So glad they finally released Penis 2 - when will we finally get Despacito 2 tho

  • @EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo
    @EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo 3 года назад +2

    "Women drivers, amirite... Oh, sh!t" loled so hard 😂

  • @itsme924
    @itsme924 3 года назад +2

    I’m glad to see this week in memes back. It’s the main reason I watch this channel❤️

  • @iaobtc
    @iaobtc 3 года назад +1

    "Just buy a PC lmao"
    I regret I can only subscribe and smash that bell once

  • @changhoryu4643
    @changhoryu4643 3 года назад +1

    Love from korea you guys might be the best comedy talk show in youtube. Keep up the work

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 3 года назад +2

    8:43 YOOOOOOOOOO ITS MY FUNNY MEEME

  • @deanrazor9023
    @deanrazor9023 3 года назад +1

    Sumito's Top Knot is a cybershlong in itself

  • @RyanVJones
    @RyanVJones 3 года назад +1

    I do enjoy watching your videos as I leave my IT work room and walk to the punch clock

  • @NoConsistency
    @NoConsistency 3 года назад +9

    Literally ruined my life with a McRib while watching this video.

  • @Daniel.Liddicoat
    @Daniel.Liddicoat 3 года назад +1

    Solid point at 6:16. I'm using a 2 year old PC and it runs fine.

  • @MrWest949
    @MrWest949 3 года назад +1

    Sparkling man bun, sweet unusual drop

  • @ProfessorRex
    @ProfessorRex 3 года назад +20

    IMAGINE TYPING #FIRST IN 2020

  • @prankedmama
    @prankedmama 3 года назад +1

    very comfy moment with sumitomedia and my glass of hot cocoa here, cheer!

  • @guyguyson8578
    @guyguyson8578 3 года назад +1

    6:45 Can confirm this is why I’m not watching other channels

  • @leradmuiel7634
    @leradmuiel7634 3 года назад +1

    imagine not going to a party to drink your host dry and using their couch to sleep it off.

  • @swagmoney-2012
    @swagmoney-2012 3 года назад +1

    You’re the best RUclipsr I’m subbed to. No cap your vids are great 👍

  • @DialE4Eggs
    @DialE4Eggs 3 года назад +3

    CyberEgg 2020

  • @rowbot-yo7pr
    @rowbot-yo7pr 3 года назад +1

    wow bro that intro.
    dunno how i never thought to look at you til now.

  • @gldntchr7122
    @gldntchr7122 3 года назад +7

    Took me a few months to realise you and SomeOrdinaryGamer aren't the same person lol

  • @purplevendingmachine1762
    @purplevendingmachine1762 3 года назад +7

    i have it on ps4 and it’s not terrible just mostly crashing and low fps but it’s awesome i’m having so much fun

    • @WinterReflections
      @WinterReflections 3 года назад +1

      Crashing, low fps and unstable framerate generally, numerous glitches, pop in, textures failing to load, etc.. On a game that was developed for those consoles, and CDPR admitted in their apology that they intentionally did not show console gameplay before launch. Not good.

    • @purplevendingmachine1762
      @purplevendingmachine1762 3 года назад

      @@WinterReflections yeah ik but in my experience i’ve enjoyed the game and haven’t had anything game breakint

    • @polynuclear2970
      @polynuclear2970 3 года назад

      @@WinterReflections this is you "STOP HAVING FUN!!!!"

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 3 года назад +1

      @@polynuclear2970 It's not bad or "ruining the fun" to legitimately criticize the game or point out its actual issues, ya know.

  • @aksharadurty4048
    @aksharadurty4048 3 года назад +2

    Its a good day in paradise when sumito posts a video

  • @Kucoz
    @Kucoz 3 года назад

    Yo that bad apple edo style remix was hot.

  • @arthurmartinszamora1170
    @arthurmartinszamora1170 3 года назад +1

    Sumito had a mental fart at the end

  • @SamTheMightyMan
    @SamTheMightyMan 3 года назад +1

    People today: WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL ALIGNMENT?!
    People in the Future: ARE YOU CUT OR STILL GOT THE TURTLE NECK SWEATER?

  • @JoshButterJamal
    @JoshButterJamal 3 года назад +1

    Back in my day, there wasn't such thing

  • @paltsm
    @paltsm 3 года назад +1

    Thank you sumito for curing my depression with your look

  • @mermaidgurrl10
    @mermaidgurrl10 3 года назад +1

    I love your sparkly man bun.

  • @matthewshultz6806
    @matthewshultz6806 3 года назад +1

    The cut in at 6:32 was genius

  • @d-l-d-l
    @d-l-d-l 3 года назад +1

    Wow. 2068?! 20 fuckin' 68?! Mr meme man status retracted

  • @KudosK42
    @KudosK42 3 года назад +2

    Jesus Christ the game is like the launch of No Man's Sky, but its a Triple-A Title.

  • @saucemaster451.5
    @saucemaster451.5 3 года назад +1

    As always a great and beautiful video from our glorious leader sumitorious the third!

  • @gabrialylok3339
    @gabrialylok3339 3 года назад +1

    whoa, dude...your hair was tripping me out

  • @Virmir21
    @Virmir21 3 года назад +1

    Fuck man, that was one good this week in memes, keep it up buddy

  • @wesleymlin
    @wesleymlin 3 года назад +1

    I always come back for the same schpeace

  • @jimrussle1693
    @jimrussle1693 3 года назад +5

    imagine being a console user in the 21st century lmaaaaao

    • @SegwayBossk
      @SegwayBossk 3 года назад +5

      My PS2 doesn't have frame rate issues what's the big deal?

    • @jimrussle1693
      @jimrussle1693 3 года назад +2

      @@SegwayBossk s i l k y s m o o t h 3 0 f p s

  • @JuanC17Playz
    @JuanC17Playz 3 года назад +2

    I was supposed to find what I put in the search bar "Memes that I watch in 2069"

  • @StumpyMason_
    @StumpyMason_ 3 года назад +1

    Crash simulator 2077 works just fine for me

  • @kly8105
    @kly8105 3 года назад +2

    Penis 0.5 mod coming up soon for those who are not up to the challenge. xD
    But seriously? WHY IS THERE NO GIRTH OPTION.

  • @0rionus
    @0rionus 3 года назад +1

    This is what meme videos will look like in distant 2070

  • @megagrips6470
    @megagrips6470 3 года назад +7

    hello mr. media. i enjoy your videos. i hope you're having a pleasant day.

  • @devastatheseeker9967
    @devastatheseeker9967 3 года назад +3

    I'm disappointed that they didn't have a dong slider

  • @infiniteyeet9235
    @infiniteyeet9235 3 года назад +2

    Cyberpunk 2007 is my favorite ps4 game

    • @Daniel.Liddicoat
      @Daniel.Liddicoat 3 года назад +2

      Yeah but it runs like shit on the Nintendo 64

  • @Hvleos
    @Hvleos 3 года назад +1

    Sumito is pretty underrated

  • @Dearion89
    @Dearion89 3 года назад +1

    Funny but sober take on Cyberpunk

  • @Brainplastics
    @Brainplastics 2 года назад

    9:39 Why I liked

  • @corytoribio8328
    @corytoribio8328 3 года назад +1

    Sumito, can you do a video where you buy different Venus Fly traps and make a review? I have a massive fly problem in my house and cannot think of a better solution. I don’t feel like swatting them myself. There is not enough good info out there about the best fly traps in terms of hunger rate, effectiveness, and overall CRONCH of Venus Fly traps. Please help me.

  • @Mike-jx6pj
    @Mike-jx6pj 3 года назад +1

    big disappointment that I didnt see a apache attack helicopter option.

  • @santisalazar1772
    @santisalazar1772 3 года назад +1

    "Girth"

  • @MarsupialMason
    @MarsupialMason 3 года назад +1

    *Pogger champ back at it again*

  • @oigliyj
    @oigliyj 2 года назад

    Have you seen "I did (not) mean to blow your mind" evangelion mashup?

  • @CoobyPls
    @CoobyPls 3 года назад +1

    Eggs!

  • @nope7718
    @nope7718 3 года назад +1

    Ever look at sumito’s hair? Twinkle, twinkle little star! It’s so beautiful ^_^

  • @NUFIGHTER
    @NUFIGHTER 3 года назад +1

    I'm waiting 'til Cyberpunk 2077 gets all of their bugs fixed, meanwhile I'm playing Observer- a cyberpunk horror game. Shout out to @Nexpo for reccomending it!

    • @bluebaby30
      @bluebaby30 3 года назад +1

      Great game, those memories sequences are insane

    • @NUFIGHTER
      @NUFIGHTER 3 года назад

      @@bluebaby30 Yeah they are! I'm limiting my time playing it to make the game last longer.

  • @adrianbarajas8338
    @adrianbarajas8338 3 года назад +1

    yes

  • @LGoodfellow1
    @LGoodfellow1 3 года назад +1

    Will the Radish Boys upload another video soon?

  • @pandaspajamas
    @pandaspajamas 3 года назад +1

    momma i finally made it into a sumito vid

  • @Bakamano
    @Bakamano 3 года назад +6

    Sumito: no game has been hyped up as much as Cyberpunk
    No Mans Sky: am i a joke to you?
    this would've worked better as a image

    • @JohnDoeno.12
      @JohnDoeno.12 3 года назад

      Ah right. Unoriginal, regurgitated, old, and lame content would have worked better.

  • @evanf111og
    @evanf111og 3 года назад +1

    last time i was this early there was no riots and pandemic

  • @JaY-im5rr
    @JaY-im5rr 3 года назад +1

    Poggers my meme got included

  • @silverybarbs
    @silverybarbs 3 года назад +1

    hey that joke at 5:00 is familiar !

  • @VenomApollyon
    @VenomApollyon 3 года назад +1

    Still disappointed Peter Griffin still isn't in the game

  • @tallcheetah5677
    @tallcheetah5677 3 года назад +1

    I have like 6 hours on the game using an original Xbox and I don't remember the graphics being as bad as the one photo at 6:10. Still has bad visual bugs tho.

  • @King_Capo
    @King_Capo 2 года назад

    they don't know there are 100 vending machines per person in japan

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 3 года назад +1

    Wojak memes are timeless, eventually.

  • @theonlycatonice
    @theonlycatonice 3 года назад +1

    2:22 Did this actually happen? In-game? Wtf?

  • @mattzrsimon
    @mattzrsimon 3 года назад +1

    The intro is a medieval version of what song??

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 3 года назад +2

    It’s great looking game and the gameplay is serviceable but it’s an empty city. What else is there to do other than missions? Red Dead 2 did it perfectly with the side missions.

  • @piksa840
    @piksa840 3 года назад +1

    I am disappointed in the customization. The pros: characters look beautiful and there are very interesting hair/beard/eye choices. But you can't fully shave your beard, there's always a stubble, and THERE'S NO CUSTOMIZATION SLIDERS, just presets.

  • @richwrites5683
    @richwrites5683 3 года назад +1

    How fast did this video get age restricted?

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 3 года назад +1

      Um... it's not age restricted from what I can see. Am I missing something?

  • @nora_adora
    @nora_adora 3 года назад +1

    they don't know I'm not subscribed

  • @Shadowwall
    @Shadowwall 3 года назад +1

    2068? ...more like 2076 amiright?

  • @arthurmartinszamora1170
    @arthurmartinszamora1170 3 года назад +1

    U know sumito, I hope you're enjoying cyberpunk, dis game kinda don't resonate with me, but keep doing you thing

  • @siothrun1380
    @siothrun1380 3 года назад +1

    No joke 5 inches soft is giant. Isnt it?

  • @cardinalpepe
    @cardinalpepe 3 года назад +2

    Lmao

  • @avdolsfather
    @avdolsfather 3 года назад +1

    Imma just believe my comment is what brought this series back, idc what anyone else says 😤

  • @erikobernhard
    @erikobernhard 3 года назад +1

    Aye sumito who's your favorite NGE girl and why is it Misato?

  • @germanfernandez4332
    @germanfernandez4332 3 года назад +2

    I came from internet historian

  • @technimechanical
    @technimechanical 3 года назад +1

    This weekly video thing is just too long a time to watch your meme vids

    • @technimechanical
      @technimechanical 3 года назад +1

      I'll use my twitch prime free sub for your twitch :D

  • @catnium
    @catnium 3 года назад +1

    largest video game launch in history was world of war craft my dude.
    cyber punk is what we gamers call a fake game for casual normies.

    • @marslikestea
      @marslikestea 3 года назад

      The largest game in launch history is My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's Party. Not any of that war craft shit

  • @bluebaby30
    @bluebaby30 3 года назад +1

    I'm kinda disappointed in the genital customization tbh, very few options

  • @yannisbaum1319
    @yannisbaum1319 3 года назад +1

    no option to decide if it´s a grower or a shower, disappointing

  • @esotericpince
    @esotericpince 3 года назад +3

    the one thing that bugs me is how cyberpunk was advertised as being inclusive of nonbinary people but they have genderlocked voices, pronouns, and hairstyles. confirming to gender is like the least punk thing there is. animal crossing is more punk

    • @esotericpince
      @esotericpince 3 года назад

      and titties! genderlocked titties suck

    • @bird4816
      @bird4816 3 года назад

      Niggas really trying to be dysphoric in games

    • @esotericpince
      @esotericpince 3 года назад

      ​@@bird4816 i give want to give my player character a pair of fat fucking titties and a deep voice :( he deserves a pair of absolutely humongous honkers while still having a male face shape. i have huge honkers irl and would like my massive milkers representation

    • @esotericpince
      @esotericpince 3 года назад

      @The Smoking Salmon exactly, thats the whole point. girl = dresses and long hair and skinny femanine faces and boy = beard strong jawline and big muscles is such a weird choice for a game with punk in the name

  • @abshah8514
    @abshah8514 3 года назад +3

    really, cyberpunk is the most hyped game? does half life 3 hype not register to you?