12:24AM, a victory. His opponent quits mid-match, but Ken doesn’t feel it. No goblin curse to amplify his win, no extra thrill from the damage. The game feels flat, and the trophies he earned long ago are just symbols of a hollow chase. He hits the accelerator, not because of the rush, but because he’s avoiding the fact that yesterday, he hit an orphan child with his car.
He struggles to breathe. The goblin curse is no longer in his deck. And that means his life force is gone. He falls onto his knees, clutching his throat, trying to force air into his rapidly shriveling lungs. His vision blurs as he falls onto his face... He utters unintelligible words as his brain starts going numb from the lack of air. Someone rolls him over and whispers into his ear...."Damage amplification.....", and walks away. He looks at the sky only to see an evo mega knight's rear end rapidly approaching his fragile, vulnerable face.
Ken reminiscing about the old days. Then he unexpectedly shoves his xbow into the mortar. Then he gasps a freeze comes out of nowwhere. Its him. Tuggspeedman. Speedman looks ken deep in his eyes as he destroys Kens king tower. Video ends.
I know the comments are all jokes and I am all here for it! I just want to say thank you Mr. Kentanyl. I recently found your channel and you have helped me trough tough times, where my emotions and loneliness have been worse than ever. I am glad to have found your channel and I wish all the best to you in the future! Looking forward to more videos (with and without goblin curse).
this isnt an ordinary video, this, simbolizes depression, sadness, a gaping hole in my life. i was expecting a bad jocke "smash like!" goblin curse damage amplification but no, none of that i guess
@SomeGuyOnline-03supercell can you please add evo balloon that goes straight to king tower and zaps everything and also doesn’t get distracted by buildings and does 50 thousand damage for every bomb and also kills electric wizards ❤️🥰😢
00:50 - Excuse - "I probably should have played my Ice Spirit, but that's fine, we're still winning now early in the game." 02:04 - Excuse - "He got lucky-well, not lucky I guess, but yeah, he got kind of lucky. He used his Earthquake predictively on my evolved card." 03:13 - Excuse - "Okay, I overcommitted with the Ice Golem a little bit, but it should be fine." 06:03 - Excuse - "We didn't activate King, so I'm not gonna be able to kill that as quickly-kind of a fumble there." 09:42 - Excuse - "Oh my god, the Skeletons pushed the Golem over... Alright, that's fine, we're just going to take a bit more damage than I would have liked." 12:17 - Excuse - "Okay, apparently that didn't tank the Ice Wizard." 13:27 - Excuse - "Okay, that was meant to be a Snowball anyway-can't really say I'm not average when I make average plays." Excuses made in this video before admitting he's average: 6
2:55 am, a thunderstorm late in the night, ken plays a "game", then another, then another, wondering why he is still alive in this miserable life. Then suddenly, lighting strikes, like a flash of light in the darkness, but also fades away so quickly, its like nothing happened, despairing, he wonders when will it all end.
19:12 My top 5 is TWD, Punisher, Reacher, Prison Break, Breaking Bad with no ranking since it's impossible to figure the best one. If you like action and bloody fights, this list is HIGHLY recommended, I wish I hadn't seen any of them yet and could watch them again...
Ken the sort of guy to say: "One more cycle till the evolution" after a miscarriage.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
good one bruhh
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ken M preg?!
😂😂😂😂😂
12:24AM, a victory. His opponent quits mid-match, but Ken doesn’t feel it. No goblin curse to amplify his win, no extra thrill from the damage. The game feels flat, and the trophies he earned long ago are just symbols of a hollow chase. He hits the accelerator, not because of the rush, but because he’s avoiding the fact that yesterday, he hit an orphan child with his car.
ken kore 💔
beautiful ending
Pls turn this into a crime and punishment parody
what
That's the second worst thing to ever happen to that orphan
He struggles to breathe. The goblin curse is no longer in his deck. And that means his life force is gone. He falls onto his knees, clutching his throat, trying to force air into his rapidly shriveling lungs. His vision blurs as he falls onto his face...
He utters unintelligible words as his brain starts going numb from the lack of air.
Someone rolls him over and whispers into his ear...."Damage amplification.....", and walks away. He looks at the sky only to see an evo mega knight's rear end rapidly approaching his fragile, vulnerable face.
Modern Poetry
What the chat gpt
@turnippoo no, I am a creative writer, wrote it myself
@jaimiemathangi490 poetry is modern poetry
@turnippoo "chat gpt" what a dumb goblin
No goblin curse=No damage amplification 💔🥀
And no small British men emerging to gain some chip damage on the tower
@AllTheseSquaresMakeCircleaka no Crusher 21 or mini Ken's
Ts pmo
Tiktok emojis 💔
@AllTheseSquaresMakeCircle i dont remember the brits having long noses and a unsatiable hunger for gold
ken would break up with his "X" and then cope with it by playing with his "bow" until he "cycles" out his "evolved snowball"
doing too much now
Pop smoke then puts on his DIOR DIOR jacket :(
At the "underleveled Princess in the bridge"
bro how the fuck do you come up with this
@goldyoutube7663 •_•
You realise how good Ken’s micromanaging and reactions are when you use the same deck and get slapped around
fr he seems like hes rubbish at the game but when you try it yourself you realise it actually takes skill
Its crazy when it looks like he's boutta place a card but holds off.
@saltyypc3778 he does not seem like hes rubbish at the game twin
7:15 imagine how his opponent must've felt, getting his mk evo snowballed, then his ewiz blocked. Ken absolutely crushed this guy
Blud had every card under leveled except mega nut what a loser
5:16 when ur so focused on saying deck wrong that u forget what u wanted to say in the first place
00:00 Dart Goblin starts talking
23:30 Dart Goblin stops talking
how did bro watched the video in 50 sec
@gyorgyszanto4905 locked in
@gyorgyszanto4905 16x speed
@gyorgyszanto4905well he doesn’t have to see the video to state that fact lol
@d3yar204 it was 5 months ago brocacho😭🙏
7:48 bro did NOT say deck 🥀💔
Hes used to it 💀
@Ourshow12 no he's just australian, or a slim jim slorper
Nah ken says its his accent
7:54
How do you pronounce de in declare
When Ken dies, he becomes a skeneton
my fav one on this vid
Ken is clash royal
Or a goblin
Ken just needs a hug from the local pub owner and probably a therapist instead of playing this deck
I swear to God this guy triggers like 30 sleeper agents with every sentence he says
23:36 that point was hard
the evo snowball prediction on the mega knight to let the xbow lock onto the tower was insane (7:14)
Kennedy's strage behavior of not releasing the green goblin curse gas in this video is unusual
Ken is the sort of guy to pull a push door
Funny, let's mate.
@touyube6277 mate, let's furry
@touyube6277 yes please
This one is clever
@thisismychannel4174 I'm coming
kentanyl is the fashion of bloke to pause in the air whilst jumping to high five someone
23:07 most satisfying moment in the whole video
And then him opening the evolved mega knight page 3 times 😭 23:26
@Karnbir god it's so satisfying to see an x-bow player suffer
Indeed
@Karnbirhe got cursed
@The_Ascenderbro is just playing a deck bro evo megaknight is equally as gay
2:42 “surprisingly amount of damage” english, Kenneth.
Kenneth is the kind of person to watch a nuke drop on a small village and immediately shout “horrible rocket value”
Why does he pronounce deck like that 😭
Hes hungry
Pronounce it like what?
I don’t know what you mean. He pronounces it normally
Probably because his deck doesn't work
Wdym? He’s just saying deck
"No goblin curse" An angel has lost his wings
3:32 Ken talks about him and his boyfriend
someone tell Ken there is a ghost flying past the camera at 1:37 !!!
ken is the breed of man to see a middle school and go "earth quake value"
"Furnace down"
Bro literally works as an alarm clock. I went for a nap at the start of the video, knowing i will be woken from my nap at the end by ken's rage
9 seconds ago is touching
Watching Ken while dispensing a log is peak life
The real goblin curse was the friends we made along the way😢✊
2:55 Ken mentions damage amplification
Title drop : 11:43
14:20 killed pekka by drowning in the river
16:30 Movis the Dawg possessing Ken
Ken doesn't want amplification of damage of his Forest.
Ken is the category of guys who picks his nose with the mic of his headset
no way it sounds realistic did he actually do that?
Isn’t this normal?
BUT MY DAMAGE AMPLIFICATION, KING KEN!!!
That prediction snowball on the mega knight was insane ngl
I haven’t even played this game in years but watching Ken is so entertaining haha
for a late april fools joke, our kenny boy doesn't use the goblin curse (damage amplification) for once on his (damage amplificated) life
Ken is that one of the infinite arrangements of particles that says "Freeze spell" when he uses 4 minutes to wash his face in his morning routine.
This guy without goblin curse is like a fish without water
Kenneth the kind of fellow to be in a frat house and call it the "barbarian hut"
23:23 only valid crashout after seeing the thing that took his tower
Ken is the duality of mankind to say ”damage amplification” when seeing poisoned children
"when seeing a poised children" 💔
Ken reminiscing about the old days. Then he unexpectedly shoves his xbow into the mortar. Then he gasps a freeze comes out of nowwhere. Its him. Tuggspeedman. Speedman looks ken deep in his eyes as he destroys Kens king tower. Video ends.
I know the comments are all jokes and I am all here for it! I just want to say thank you Mr. Kentanyl. I recently found your channel and you have helped me trough tough times, where my emotions and loneliness have been worse than ever. I am glad to have found your channel and I wish all the best to you in the future! Looking forward to more videos (with and without goblin curse).
23:08 beauty.
Wait, without goblin curse, how is Ken supposed to get any damage amplification?
Ken got sent the kentanyl by heisenburg
this isnt an ordinary video, this, simbolizes depression, sadness, a gaping hole in my life.
i was expecting a bad jocke "smash like!"
goblin curse damage amplification but no, none of that i guess
Gaping hole 🤤
Ken has a gaping hole between his buttcheeks, hopefully evo hog rider can fix it 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@SomeGuyOnline-03supercell can you please add evo balloon that goes straight to king tower and zaps everything and also doesn’t get distracted by buildings and does 50 thousand damage for every bomb and also kills electric wizards ❤️🥰😢
@SomeGuyOnline-03and also evo prince who dash straight to king tower and kills him also freezes anything it touches and one shot pekka/meger night
Ken exemplifies the quintessential character of a person who yells "Poison value" when he gets Diarrhea from food poisoning
Earliest I've been to a Ken's comment section, really is a different meta in the first couple hours
Ken has an aspect to force out a woman's void and say "log value"
i swear he's not saying deck
Must've been new here
16:05 caught lackin
Take a shot every time Ken says "chip damage"
00:50 - Excuse - "I probably should have played my Ice Spirit, but that's fine, we're still winning now early in the game."
02:04 - Excuse - "He got lucky-well, not lucky I guess, but yeah, he got kind of lucky. He used his Earthquake predictively on my evolved card."
03:13 - Excuse - "Okay, I overcommitted with the Ice Golem a little bit, but it should be fine."
06:03 - Excuse - "We didn't activate King, so I'm not gonna be able to kill that as quickly-kind of a fumble there."
09:42 - Excuse - "Oh my god, the Skeletons pushed the Golem over... Alright, that's fine, we're just going to take a bit more damage than I would have liked."
12:17 - Excuse - "Okay, apparently that didn't tank the Ice Wizard."
13:27 - Excuse - "Okay, that was meant to be a Snowball anyway-can't really say I'm not average when I make average plays."
Excuses made in this video before admitting he's average: 6
Speak them factual statements my Homosapien 🗣️
Ken: admits his mistakes and acknowledges when he was wrong
His fans: excuses, excuses
Teaching Ken self-accountability ☺
Comments made coping because you're trash: 1
Idiot
Ken was dialed today
Ken is the specific amalgamation of cells to watch breaking bad but not better call saul💔
Ken is the kind of guy to goblin curse all over his damage amplification
Ken is the sort of guy who would say :"amplification damage, after a lung cancer Patient gets an pneumonia"
Alright rob let's wrap it up, you're not getting into the comment tier list
19:03 "I have to talk about something" ahh moment (joking oc)
Ken has reached new levels of tomfoolery
Ken is the configuration of individual to fool a guy named Tom
Ken is the cathegory of individual to kidnap his neighbor
bro is not saying deck 🗣🗣🙊🙊
Fr
The auto subtitles know
Put the tugg in the speedman
Disliked because goblin curse does damage amplification
That man yaps way too much
Ken is the species of gentleman to yell "Tombstone down!" At a funeral
i love these types of videos where he's just chill and playing cards i love like seige units
i started gooning to you about yonder time and it’s been an absolute delight, the yapping is my favorite bc it’s not boring #keepitupbrodie
watching you helped me get from 7k trophies to 8500. Thank you 🙏🏾
2:10 this what?
That’s how he says deck in every video and idfk why no one ever comments about it so Ty 🙏
3:32…..
Its partially cus he's Australian, but he also does an amazing American accent, so I think he knows what he's doing lol
Ken talking about Breaking Bad is the highlight of my life
That evo snowball MK prediction was nuts!
Who else watches ken before school🙏🙏🙏
2.6 blunt cycle tomorrow
Ken vs OJ best of 7 would be awesome
ken not playing goblin curse. this can't be the real ken
Frank not using his curse is insane 💀
24 minutes? ken really does love us
bananatapioca
Ken be that one bird that fly high 🕊️🕊️
Holyyy. 24 minutes, thank you
Ken should use archers
2:55 am, a thunderstorm late in the night, ken plays a "game", then another, then another, wondering why he is still alive in this miserable life.
Then suddenly, lighting strikes, like a flash of light in the darkness, but also fades away so quickly, its like nothing happened, despairing, he wonders when will it all end.
B-b-but it has damage amplification. 😢
7:47 Ken describes his favorite "log"
No bullshit, might be the best video I’ve seen on this channel, fucking masterclass.
Ken without goblin curse is like a king without his crown
19:12 My top 5 is TWD, Punisher, Reacher, Prison Break, Breaking Bad with no ranking since it's impossible to figure the best one. If you like action and bloody fights, this list is HIGHLY recommended, I wish I hadn't seen any of them yet and could watch them again...
How dare Ken hide this from me for 4 minutes
7:15 unironically a fabulous sequence of plays
broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo give the sun back to my side of the planet real quick, I'll give it back tomorrow.
7:19 that was clean
Oh wow that's the exact same thumbnail as the newest video cool
just freaking make thse videos 2 hours at this point kenny ken ken, they make me bussssss
This is the first time I’ve ever seen this guy lose
5:16
15:00 "evo Edrag is the worst thing since ww2" -Ken 2025