“How could you reject someone with a verified tick” *I am sorry but I must inform everyone you can be rejected even with a verification tick I sadly am the proof*
Things that make me feel like I could have a self esteem: Fainted calling me a cutie, the click calling me dandy-finalicious and jacksepticeye calling me a snack 💙 love them all
you can obviously hear fainted dump truck clapping in the background each time he laughs if you listen closely there for proving that fainted is indeed a cutie
“How could you reject someone with a verified tick” *I am sorry but I must inform everyone you can be rejected even with a verification tick I sadly am the proof*
dam
oh ok
As a unknown person, I can also sadly confirm that no girls likes us since we are unknown :(
hello verified guy ive never met in my life
Who are you?
“you have been unmatched” the disrespect lmao
FR LMAO
Ikr lmaooo
yeah lmaoo
D I S R E S P E C C
@@namento45_yt disrespecc?
Day 22 of calling Fainted a cutie. Fainted you’re a cutie.
dew
@@MtnDew4828 dew da dew
im only on day 2
rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi rebel fleet trooper
Two uploads back to back=two days in a row of him calling us cute
rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi yes
Lol my comment thi
*certified noob*
A WOODEN SHOVEL? *intense sweating* t-this can’t b-be! He has t-too much p-power!
HE HAS GONE ULTRA INSTINCT
@@snasdance9092 HES GOING OVER 9000! SOMEONE STOP THE MADMAN!
*NANI?!*
*KONO POWA*
I have dirt😎
2:38 Jotaro and Holly in a nutshell
Wasn't expecting to see a jojo reference down here, but glad I did
is that a j-
LMAO
Wasn't expecting a Jojo reference but I aint complaining.
*clicks menacingly*
*IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???*
"these are two separate measurements😏" *you have been unmatched* killed me XD
pov: you're a cutie.
I've always wanted to be an orange.
Thank 😊
No u
no u
Aww thanks😊 You're not that ugly
7:50
He could've used "So a façade YOU made up is better than the real you"
Things that make me feel like I could have a self esteem: Fainted calling me a cutie, the click calling me dandy-finalicious and jacksepticeye calling me a snack 💙 love them all
Fainted comment section is:
60% something about how fainted says cuties
30% day () of asking fainted to ...
10% random other stuff
random other stuff
*random other stuff*
What is a microwave
Your right
I don’t watch anything Star Wars retaliated, but the “Storm trooper is a skin in Fortnite” pic made me start shaking with anger-
Do not gay
@@VeryTastySoup87 ???
@@pixelized_cloudz7802 you shouldn't gag
@@pixelized_cloudz7802 gay*
@@VeryTastySoup87
1) I didn’t gag
2) I didn’t “gay”
3) What the hell are you talking about?
my day is always made when fainted says 'hey cuties'
mtn dew
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
@@MtnDew4828 mtn dew
@@MtnDew4828 mtn dew
@@MtnDew4828 mtn dew
Day 10 of asking fainted to say "I'm facob Jacob" double digits boys let's go!
Shouldn’t you be saying that to fake jake?
@@way2solo that’s the joke
Pause.
@@way2solo R/Wooooooosh
@@chris12321 ohh okay
i’m literally obsessed with fainted pls it’s all i watch nowadays
"I wasn't really in the mood for whale watching anyways." LMAO
love your pfp miss pocoyo so much
Oof fat shaming I do not like that
HONEY WAKE UP, FAINTED UPLOADED
oka
rebel fleet trooper
"What's up cuties.." uh uh *plays the uno reverse card*
at this point i can't differentiate when he's using sarcasm and when he's not
4:01 As soon as he started instructing how to block someone, I knew where this joke was going. Thank you Internet! you make me LOL!! 😂
/s
who’s femail
The discord egirl
Idk
idk man
plz reply
u everywhere
Day 22 of asking fainted to shoot his shot with vee so he can have his own e-girl
dew
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
rebel fleet trooper
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
4:55 for no reason this part made me fall to the floor in laughter
Cats: meow
Dogs: woof
9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*
OMG LIGMAMA, JOE BALLS PART LITERALLY KILLED ME. IM STIL LAUGHING LOLL 🤣
day 2 of telling fainted hes a cutie.
Cool umm hi
@@ivanhawkins704 hi
@@hebirattler hi
@@oasiskj hi
𝗸 𝗮 𝘁 𝘁.
you can obviously hear fainted dump truck clapping in the background each time he laughs if you listen closely there for proving that fainted is indeed a cutie
These vids don't get old
YAY ANOTHER CHAT!!
FINALLY!
m o n k e
@@ezsqueezy_ i agree
The Fitbit one got me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:13 love how it's 4:20PM
On june 9th aka 6/9
Pretty surprised the wife made that standwich in a minuite
3:39 “I’m on the toilet please advise”
Me: *send me your poo* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHSGTSYSHAHHWHS “you have been unmatched”
My Clock: 4:54
Me: ight time to watch fainted
I was laughing so hard when he said ligmama 😹😹😹😹
I got the notification while watching your videos.
I dont have a problem you do!
You saying whats up cuties is my daily dose of serotonin
AHAHAH THIS CURED MY ANXIETY XD
I just watched the whole chats series without a break :D
Wooden pickaxe, now a wooden shovel, after the tools it might be leather armour.
I faint every time when fainted uploads thts why I'm late
When fainted realizes HES the cutie🖤
Simp your a simp
“ligmama, joe balls” IM DEAD 🤚🏾💀🤣
Hearing “What’s up cuties” is the highlight of my week
"Are you mail or femail?"
"No, I'm Gmail"
"You mean gay?"
*yesn’t*
@@хХКТТУХх wow hey lol
10:07 Arsenal and Tottenham fans love that statement.
4:07
*you dare to use my own spell against me, potter?*
That fortnite stormtrooper guy is the reason human extinction is the solution to all problems.
The earliest I've been in fainted
Happy birthday to all those birthday people out there 🥳
rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi rebel fleet trooper
rebel fleet trooper
@@cabtaxi rebel fleet trooper
2:13 I identify as outlook.
the pickup line is real smooth 😭
Damn I really need that shovel *:clicks like button:*
2:04
Homework - Hours Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
5:53 killed me XD
6:29 and that's how peter parker's uncle was killed a doge with a wooden bat
This is my fav series
7:05
“I fear no man...but that *thing* ..it *scares* me”
As a Star Wars fan, I can confirm….
*ANGRY*
i dont care if these are fake or not, theyre too funny
couldnt stop laughing at the thumbnail
1:10 I wouldn't even be mad just impressed
1:58 What if school takes only 2 hours for me?
OMG I HAVEN'T WATCHED FAINTED IN MONTHS I MISSED HIS VIDEOS SO MUCH WOEHDMAK
Fainted, you’re the real cutie. Its the law.
amogus
amogus
amogus
@@leonstldal6225 AMOGUS
Fainted:"hey cuties"
Me:💕💕🤭
Mtn Dew
rebel fleet trooper
ChocoHouse
ava
Nash Friya
7:26 420 HAHAHHAA- why am I like this-
THUMBNAIL THOOOOOOOOOO
HELP IM LAUGHING SOOO HARDTDDD
Yes. Fainted has posted.
That Dora one 😂😂😂
- insert fainted saying that we are cuties joke -
Day one of asking fainted; “what’s the most cursed user you have seen in your comment section?”
THE SERIES HAS RETURNED
Fainted calling us cutie everytime makes me smile.
Me: *subs* *cough* *cough* wheres my shovel eh
the standwich got me
These messages- 😭✋
I love your videos
6:34 the backround looks like my living room xd
His voice=❤️❤️❤️
Fainted, the cutie overlord
3:33 answer
HOW DID I GET THAT?!!!😂
9:08 that says:"I KILLED JEFFREY EINSTEIN LOL"
7:12 got me laughing at the fbi agent part
The last one tho lmao
3:46 I personally would’ve said they’re ugly either way
these chats are probably the worst "memes" ever and fake as shit but somehow fainted makes it entertaining
'hey cuties its fainted' the only thing keeping me sane rn
8:00 people who catfish their s/o are real life Psyduck hurt itself in confusion memes
1:49
What does homework mean.
H- half
O- of
M- my
E- energy
W- wasted
O-on
R-random
K- knowledge
Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
"Are you a femail or mail?
I am gmail, gay mail"
I need that Minecraft shuffle
i actually got the minecraft wooden shovel omg tysm
10:12
My friend who’s display name in ROBLOX is Minecraft:
that storm trooper one made me lose faith on humanity
7:50 hahaha genius
My favourite yt series also IM not the cutie YOU are the cutie
The 2 measurements guy is 3 inches tall? WOW
7:04
*Tf2 music kicks in
MEET THE BELT