@@traditionalutopian Bro Either you are a black woman meaning you lactated yourself or you are a black man which is EVEN WORSE I know its a joke but WHY
What’s strange is that from how she worded it, he just started doing it for no reason which doesn’t make sense, people aren’t born racist so he’s been around racist people or have seen things online thinking it’s normal.
Disgust to certain types of people is out of experience having to live among them usually. Statistics also don't lie and rather reinforce what people have lived.
Alright, buckle up, because we’re diving headfirst into the majestic, utterly nonsensical world of why squirrels would make terrible librarians-and this is going to get absolutely wild (pun intended). The Great Squirrel Librarian Fiasco First off, squirrels are notorious for hoarding things, right? Acorns, nuts, sometimes even shiny objects that probably belong to some poor magpie who’s just trying to live their best life. Now imagine that instinct applied to a library. You’re wandering the aisles, searching for that one specific book about, say, the history of competitive cheese-rolling, and BAM! All the books on that topic are gone. Why? Because Nuts McFluffytail, Head Librarian of Squirrelton Public Library, decided those books were the perfect size and shape for winter storage. They’re now buried in 14 different holes across the library’s garden, and McFluffytail has already forgotten where half of them are. Oh, and let’s not even talk about the Dewey Decimal System. Squirrels would probably have a system that makes sense only to them. It would involve organizing books by how edible they look or how well they can be balanced on top of their heads while doing squirrel yoga. You think you’re looking in the gardening section? Nope! That’s the “Books That Smell Like Dirt” section, and it also includes a cookbook on making mud pies and one tragic misplacement of War and Peace. Noise Policies: An Absolute Disaster Libraries are supposed to be quiet, serene spaces, right? HA! Have you ever heard a squirrel? They chatter, squeak, and make this unholy screeching noise that sounds like a bird having an existential crisis. Picture this: you’re reading peacefully in the corner, soaking up some Jane Austen, when suddenly there’s a full-blown territorial argument between two librarian squirrels over who owns the little plastic dinosaur someone left on the return counter. And squirrels don’t just fight quietly-they go all in. Furniture overturned, fur flying, tiny librarian glasses askew. It’s chaos. Mr. Darcy would be appalled. Squirrels and Technology Don’t Mix Now let’s talk tech. Libraries these days are all about the digital age-self-checkout stations, online catalogs, maybe even those little robots that move books around (I’m looking at you, futuristic libraries). But squirrels? They would absolutely try to eat the barcode scanner. Or chew through the Wi-Fi cables. You’d go to scan your library card, and the system would just beep wildly while McFluffytail stares at you like, “What? It looked crunchy.” And don’t even think about e-books. A squirrel librarian would 100% confuse your Kindle for a flat, glowing nut, snatch it from your hands, and scurry up a tree with it. You’d be left standing there like, “I JUST WANTED TO READ THE HOBBIT!” And honestly, that squirrel isn’t even going to finish reading it. It’ll get halfway through before deciding the Kindle makes a terrible pillow and abandoning it in the attic of a nearby house. Storytime Gone Bonkers Okay, but picture this: squirrel storytime for kids. Sounds cute, right? WRONG. Instead of reading from actual books, the squirrel librarian just acts out the stories. But here’s the thing-squirrels have zero chill. If it’s a fairy tale, they’re going to make it way too real. Reading The Three Little Pigs? Suddenly they’re building tiny houses out of sticks and trying to blow them down, scattering debris all over the children’s section. And don’t even get me started on The Hungry Caterpillar. That would involve so much unregulated nibbling that the health department would have to shut the place down. The Fashion Choices Now, librarians often have a certain aesthetic-cardigans, glasses, a touch of quiet authority. Squirrels, on the other hand, would be absolute chaos. One day they’d show up wearing nothing but a leaf as a cape. The next day, they’d have a tiny monocle and a bowtie they stole from a Build-A-Bear workshop. Are they professional? No. Are they adorable? Yes. Do they distract from the actual purpose of a library? Also yes. The Ultimate Plot Twist Here’s the kicker: despite all this chaos, somehow the squirrel librarians become wildly popular. People stop caring about actually finding books and just come to see what absurd antics are happening that day. The library becomes more of a performance art space than a learning hub, with people placing bets on whether a squirrel will use Moby Dick as a trampoline or start a tug-of-war over The Very Hungry Caterpillar. The library’s funding skyrockets. Hollywood even makes a movie about it called A Tale of Two Tails, starring an animated squirrel voiced by Chris Pratt. Critics call it “an acorn of pure delight.” So, in conclusion, squirrels would make the worst librarians, but honestly? I’d still visit that library every single day. A script for thou usage (and yes, i wrote all of this)
@burritocat4391 racist jokes are funny because racism is stupid That's why people make fun of it That's why the jokes are funny Don't know why I have to explain to you how stupid racism is
I’m pretty sure in the comments she said that her son said “I like killing mud faces” guess cause the mud was brown on someone to think they were mixed?
Quora always has the weirdest questions. Whenever I look on there it's always something like " my son likes playing Minecraft for an hour after school should I burn his room to the ground so he can focus on school? "
Telling your son you slept with other men is already diabolical work but telling them was black can make the hating even worse. Bro finna be that Austrian painter's second coming.
The story itself isn't crazy at all. A white women, who once dated black dudes but is now happily married to a white dude, ends up with a racist son. Really nothing crazy. Now the unrealistic part was the Question she asked. Since that was stupid as heck. But in the end I do believe people are this stupid. Now it could still very well be untrue. This is the internet. I won't trust any story 100%, but it's not unrealistic at all and I can see this truly happening. In fact it feels so mundane, that I'd bet something like this truly happened already multiple times, just the mother didn't ask the internet, but friends and family instead.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
The CCC IS CRAZY 💀💀
Not the ccc
What does CCC stand for?
@@GLiTCH3R-r7e Carrot Cake Club
He said it in the video 🤦♂️@@GLiTCH3R-r7e
Cool kid club
Kid boutta react like Uncle Ruckus when he saw his DNA test results
Uhh FBI what are you doing hesr
Honestly if you want to lose all your faith in humanity go to quarantine and turn on email notifications
FBI mfs be doing ANYTHING but their job (stop CCC uprising ^^)
@@HeII0_th3r3 bro what? No one cares it's a joke retarded 💀
What ?@@HeII0_th3r3
"By all means. Go into detail" this guy is setting her up 💀
Nah. Knowing that trashy website. He probably said that sarcastically
Knowing that trashy website, the story is probably fake too
John Boynton goin crazy
100% fake @@sleepy4205
The website isn't trash @@locusxe1411
Quora is crazy sometimes, I saw a post that asked "can black woman produce chocolate milk"
They don’t?
@@BluePhoenix559 i can confirm that they do
@@traditionalutopian Bro
Either you are a black woman meaning you lactated yourself or you are a black man which is EVEN WORSE
I know its a joke but WHY
@@zf10studios52 sweet home alabama
Bru
My church is called the CCC, Community Celibration Church, no joke
I am a proud member of the CCC
💀💀💀💀
I’m part of the other one
@@TyphoonBroscan I join to💀
💀💀
I would like to join your group
As a member of the mixed race community (Black + White), I approve of Dylan’s statement 👍🏾
Fr
👍🏽
_Nahhhhh_
@mrgoodguy9929 tf you mean nah
👍🏻*
Quora is so wild bruh
True
Fr
“Prime Derek Chauvin”😭😭😭
Do you even no what he’s talking about cuz you spelled the name wrong
@@Landermill 🤓 🤓 🤓
Who’s that
He’s the guy that killed George Floyd but it’s spelled Derek Chauvin
Prime is pretty good
Quora is the Instagram reels version of Reddit 😂
What?
There was never borderline cp on quora
@@3rdDantetherapistHANK DO NOT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!!!
@@That_One_MF_0 I don't think he's even talking about cyberpunk bro. this is reddit we're referring to after all.
@TheGumbyGuy no I'm just referring to a joke. I know that Cheese pizza is on Quora
@That_One_MF_0 oh alright.
The CCC is insane 💀💀💀
Bbl drizzy
I nearly spit out my water when I heard "CCC"
"Castrate Counterfeit Caucasians" is crazy. 💀
As an Arkansan, I actually live 30 minutes away from Harrison, which a NOT that racist as people think it is
That's what an Arkanssnisn would say
Bro if you aren't the opposed race why would you expect to feel it lol
Ok I do live in Arkansas but Moving to Arkansas is crazy
Yeah it's a bit unfortunate i was born here
Bruh
That’s a Quora question. Many outrageous questions are made there with no control. There’s a slim chance that this is real
Has a citizen of Arkansas, i confirm we are racist
Same
Well not me but others
Just went to Harrison, I fit in very well
Thx for being honest
I’m in Arkansas I’ve never met nobody racist
What’s strange is that from how she worded it, he just started doing it for no reason which doesn’t make sense, people aren’t born racist so he’s been around racist people or have seen things online thinking it’s normal.
In the comments it said that she heard him play a game with proximity chat. He was probably trash talking a black enemy figure or something?
@ Probably learned it online then.
@@Nyaxurex heard it was a horror game, does she not know how many horror characters are dressed in black?
Disgust to certain types of people is out of experience having to live among them usually. Statistics also don't lie and rather reinforce what people have lived.
Alright, buckle up, because we’re diving headfirst into the majestic, utterly nonsensical world of why squirrels would make terrible librarians-and this is going to get absolutely wild (pun intended).
The Great Squirrel Librarian Fiasco
First off, squirrels are notorious for hoarding things, right? Acorns, nuts, sometimes even shiny objects that probably belong to some poor magpie who’s just trying to live their best life. Now imagine that instinct applied to a library. You’re wandering the aisles, searching for that one specific book about, say, the history of competitive cheese-rolling, and BAM! All the books on that topic are gone. Why? Because Nuts McFluffytail, Head Librarian of Squirrelton Public Library, decided those books were the perfect size and shape for winter storage. They’re now buried in 14 different holes across the library’s garden, and McFluffytail has already forgotten where half of them are.
Oh, and let’s not even talk about the Dewey Decimal System. Squirrels would probably have a system that makes sense only to them. It would involve organizing books by how edible they look or how well they can be balanced on top of their heads while doing squirrel yoga. You think you’re looking in the gardening section? Nope! That’s the “Books That Smell Like Dirt” section, and it also includes a cookbook on making mud pies and one tragic misplacement of War and Peace.
Noise Policies: An Absolute Disaster
Libraries are supposed to be quiet, serene spaces, right? HA! Have you ever heard a squirrel? They chatter, squeak, and make this unholy screeching noise that sounds like a bird having an existential crisis. Picture this: you’re reading peacefully in the corner, soaking up some Jane Austen, when suddenly there’s a full-blown territorial argument between two librarian squirrels over who owns the little plastic dinosaur someone left on the return counter. And squirrels don’t just fight quietly-they go all in. Furniture overturned, fur flying, tiny librarian glasses askew. It’s chaos. Mr. Darcy would be appalled.
Squirrels and Technology Don’t Mix
Now let’s talk tech. Libraries these days are all about the digital age-self-checkout stations, online catalogs, maybe even those little robots that move books around (I’m looking at you, futuristic libraries). But squirrels? They would absolutely try to eat the barcode scanner. Or chew through the Wi-Fi cables. You’d go to scan your library card, and the system would just beep wildly while McFluffytail stares at you like, “What? It looked crunchy.”
And don’t even think about e-books. A squirrel librarian would 100% confuse your Kindle for a flat, glowing nut, snatch it from your hands, and scurry up a tree with it. You’d be left standing there like, “I JUST WANTED TO READ THE HOBBIT!” And honestly, that squirrel isn’t even going to finish reading it. It’ll get halfway through before deciding the Kindle makes a terrible pillow and abandoning it in the attic of a nearby house.
Storytime Gone Bonkers
Okay, but picture this: squirrel storytime for kids. Sounds cute, right? WRONG. Instead of reading from actual books, the squirrel librarian just acts out the stories. But here’s the thing-squirrels have zero chill. If it’s a fairy tale, they’re going to make it way too real. Reading The Three Little Pigs? Suddenly they’re building tiny houses out of sticks and trying to blow them down, scattering debris all over the children’s section. And don’t even get me started on The Hungry Caterpillar. That would involve so much unregulated nibbling that the health department would have to shut the place down.
The Fashion Choices
Now, librarians often have a certain aesthetic-cardigans, glasses, a touch of quiet authority. Squirrels, on the other hand, would be absolute chaos. One day they’d show up wearing nothing but a leaf as a cape. The next day, they’d have a tiny monocle and a bowtie they stole from a Build-A-Bear workshop. Are they professional? No. Are they adorable? Yes. Do they distract from the actual purpose of a library? Also yes.
The Ultimate Plot Twist
Here’s the kicker: despite all this chaos, somehow the squirrel librarians become wildly popular. People stop caring about actually finding books and just come to see what absurd antics are happening that day. The library becomes more of a performance art space than a learning hub, with people placing bets on whether a squirrel will use Moby Dick as a trampoline or start a tug-of-war over The Very Hungry Caterpillar. The library’s funding skyrockets. Hollywood even makes a movie about it called A Tale of Two Tails, starring an animated squirrel voiced by Chris Pratt. Critics call it “an acorn of pure delight.”
So, in conclusion, squirrels would make the worst librarians, but honestly? I’d still visit that library every single day.
A script for thou usage (and yes, i wrote all of this)
Yes
New York is a state. Not a state. (Re-read that again)
Dedication
Negawatt
How much do you want to bet it wasn't actually a racist remark
It definitely was considering that this generation of white kids think racism is peak humour for some reason
a lot of people think being racist is funny and your "too sensitive" when you call it out
@burritocat4391 racist jokes are funny because racism is stupid That's why people make fun of it That's why the jokes are funny Don't know why I have to explain to you how stupid racism is
@@burritocat4391a lot of people think everything is racist.
I’m pretty sure in the comments she said that her son said “I like killing mud faces” guess cause the mud was brown on someone to think they were mixed?
Quora always has the craziest questions
As a white person this “CCC” which you just mentioned sparked an idea
Quora always has the weirdest questions.
Whenever I look on there it's always something like " my son likes playing Minecraft for an hour after school should I burn his room to the ground so he can focus on school? "
As a person who lives In Little Rock Arkansas I can say this is what we do
I am a proud member of the the Center for Chaos Containment (CCC)
wait until he sees quora questions about dirty stuff
“I’m in the AAA (The insurance)”
“I’m in the CCC (Celebratory Community Church)”
“I’m in the KK-“
That’s the least racist thing I’ve heard today
Teach him about the invention of the traffic light and jazz music
"If you own GTA 6, you may be dismissed" 💀
Wrong video blud
If I said that, it would be the least racist thing I’ve ever said
CCC got me dying. 💀
Prime Derek Chauvin is crazy
Bbl drizzy
Thug shaker
CCC got me dying 💀💀💀
CCC is wilder than the jungle 💀💀💀
I got some advice to her. Parent.
BLUD, GIVE LIL TIMMY SOME TIME TO MATURE AND DO NOT SEND HIM ON DIFFERENT ROUTES!!! 😭🙏😭
Lil bro is gonna have the most insane villain origin
Little Timmy is definitely a COD player
His goat is Larry legand 💀
The CCC is wild 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"By all mean go into detail, just post what your gonna say before you tell him"
As someone from Arkansas we’re NOT accepting bro🙏
when he sees lebron james, kid is gonna be like “lynch him using the hoop.”
CCC💀😭
Telling your son you slept with other men is already diabolical work but telling them was black can make the hating even worse. Bro finna be that Austrian painter's second coming.
Making him join my state is crazy 😭 (yes I’m actually from Arkansas)
Are u a member of the ccc?
"By all means. Go into detail" is crazy💀💀
"Should I tell my son that I have been a bicycle for black community"
As a white guy, I approve this statement
“The most racist kid”
Is that a challenge?
Most sane quora thread:
if he figures out who larry bird is we're cooked
Telling your son you took BBC is wild
She wants her son to be Cris Columbus 2.0
Nah that finna be the first person to discover aliens 💀
@bigships Bro will show the alien what it means to have Wise.Human's.Interesting.Technological.Enterprise Power .
Civilian Conservation Corps
Yeah nah just show him some Daryl Davis Ted talk he a goat fr
Did she say MEN not MAN? Nah ,she went to college for "The Experience"😂
That would be the worst thing to hear from your own mother
"no reason"
Mhm... See, back in my day...
Bros gonna turn into kratos
As the ultra giga super wizard of the CCC I can confirm this it true
Michael Jordan is the true GOAT
Wrong
@@ScozryJordan is greater than Bron
Wrong
The glaze for LeBron from this guy is crazy
Lebron was at a diddy party
Least fake quora story:
The story itself isn't crazy at all.
A white women, who once dated black dudes but is now happily married to a white dude, ends up with a racist son. Really nothing crazy.
Now the unrealistic part was the Question she asked. Since that was stupid as heck. But in the end I do believe people are this stupid.
Now it could still very well be untrue. This is the internet. I won't trust any story 100%, but it's not unrealistic at all and I can see this truly happening. In fact it feels so mundane, that I'd bet something like this truly happened already multiple times, just the mother didn't ask the internet, but friends and family instead.
THE CCC IS UNHINGED
It doesn’t matter what race we are because we all have to go through shit that we don’t want to go through.
got bullied for being white and now look at me this is facts
Your pfp bro💀💀
@GladiusWielder 😛
Seek Jesus bro
@bigships im a Christian
@@GooberDapple with a Klan Pfp?
Nah. His mom should tell it to him. We need a real leader to look after cotton fields. Most of the gardening tools don't work anymore 😅
HE WAS WEIRD HE WAS TRYNA TOUCH ME
be quiet quit yo yappin
@@hkvo72 chill kid, it aint that deep
@@Wis_Unbound i see those comments everywhere only bots say those things
Castrate, Counterfeit Caucasians (registerd brand) IS CRAZY
Ccc is crazy😂😂😂
Lil timmy is about to start the Federation States of America🙋
put him onto kanye west and kendrick lamar
Might as well give him a Burger King crown 💀👑
"By all means"....Not the best time to cut off a quora answer.
That question sounds like some ntr type shit
bro is ray william johnson
My brother says he would never be racist because LeBron James
I'm black and I will never hate white people because of Spider-Man. LOL
Dude's a G.
As an Arkansas native 90% of us is black so we here 😂
Ain't no way bro's gonna make an evil version of the KKK 💀
"I can start argument with a sentance"
"NO DON-
"Lebron is the second best behind jordan."
Omg my state got namedropped!! :D
Wait...
Dylan really means MJ
Looking like Big Chungus
He was cooking until he said le Bron the goat
Shut up he is
that kid is literally me:
Real
Do u make racist remarks? Why?
@@tolazytothinkofauser its funny
@IndoHelleneBall it's not funny it's just ignorant and racist
"Prime derick shavan numbers: 💀
tell him about the NBA
My people?! 😭😭
What’s wrong with Arkansas? I live there and I’m a normal person. I ain’t racist.
Bbl drizzy
Racist bros live at Arkansas
@@tuber7313 my family is a little racist I’m the one who’s not tho
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Fly high Dylan my sucky pucky
Bbl drizzy
Bro said 'legitimate' like wym 😭
Bro Quora is so absolutely goofy.
LeBron? Don't you mean Michael Jordan
Sure, wthether it's Lebron or MJ the kid just needa know they black, not a GOAT debate
Michael Jordan’s the goat actually 🤓👆
Fr, just teach him about all the cool black celebrities and stuff. Just don’t tell him about Duffy!
Nobody is talking about John Boynton not only encouraging it but saying she should explain IN FULL FUCKING DETAIL, do not let unc give advice again 🙏😭
Never drop the soap💀
Wait until she finds out about "bro"
Telling him about LBJ would only make it far worse especially when he learns that LBJ traded the souls of Hong Kong for Nike.
The ccc......yeah.....i heard bout those😂
Nah. He needs to hear it