4:59 "This gonna bite my in the ass" And calling it now, it will. Congratulations Kenshi, you're filling in for 34Kenshi's fatherhood. Nice knowing you.
@@BobbyHouse firstly, this is the 34th timeline, secondly, is a happy couple with children cringe just because they are of the same sex? In the original, Mileena and Tanya are canon, lmao, you can also to be indifferent to Johnshi
Just getting my feet wet in storytelling and video experimentation, you know? VideoGPT quietly slipped into my workflow, adding that sophisticated touch to my content.
Here's an intro for the future: Liu Kang: "For the last time, Sindel, I couldn't fucking help it!" Sindel: "Even if that's true, you could've at least TRIED to aim away from the sofa!" Shujinko: "it can't be that big of a deal. It'll be back to the way it was beforehand in a day or two after cleaning it" Sindel: "Yes, but it's not that easy, Shujinko!" Liu Kang: "either way, I'm really sorry, Sindel" Kano: "Looks like someone can't handle their liquor" Liu Kang: "And now you know why I'm never getting drunk again"
Overcivilized Timeline. Physics Professor Liu Kang: "I had a dream wherein I regurgitated at Lady Sindel's sova due to the influences of forbidden substances I had consumed within that dream.". Language Professor Tanya: "How scandalous! Even you, sir, are not the sort of person who would have committed such an act.". (CLASH). Language Professor Tanya: "I, too, frequently experienced dreams wherein Professor Carlton incessantly humiliated me, yet in reality, he never possessed the audacity to treat me or anyone else in such a manner.". Security Guard Motaro: "Pray tell, what transpired in these dreams?". Language Professor Tanya: "He incessantly mocked my family name, Umgadi, by deliberately mispronouncing it, I presume.". Security Guard Goro: "I perpetually found myself in dreams wherein everyone harboured contempt for me.". Physics Professor Liu Kang: "My sincerest apologies, Goro, but may I inquire as to the reason?". Security Guard Goro: "For in each of these dreams, I became increasingly dim-witted and licentious.". (NOTE: All of them speak in Queen's English.).
I hope that the war between the OddGiant's timeline and the 34th Timeline can and will be canon in the next episodes. Shame on Kenshi for driving Sektor to kill the 34th Kenshi, indeed, just because he was so ashamed of his counterpart's real life from the 34th Timeline. Good setup in this video's end, by the way.
intro for the future. Lui kang: Kenshi, what did you do? Kenshi: uhhhh, nothing. CLASH Lui kang: really? because I just saw 34th johnny interogating shang tsung about his missing husband Kenshi: oh fuck Shujinko: on the plus side, you dont have to deal with Johnshi any more. Kenshi: no this is worse.
Overcivilized Timeline. Physics Professor Liu Kang: "I had a dream wherein I regurgitated at Lady Sindel's sova due to the influences of forbidden substances I had consumed within that dream.". Language Professor Tanya: "How scandalous! Even you, sir, are not the sort of person who would have committed such an act.". (CLASH). Language Professor Tanya: "I, too, frequently experienced dreams wherein Professor Carlton incessantly humiliated me, yet in reality, he never possessed the audacity to treat me or anyone else in such a manner.". Security Guard Motaro: "Pray tell, what transpired in these dreams?". Language Professor Tanya: "He incessantly mocked my family name, Umgadi, by deliberately mispronouncing it, I presume.". Security Guard Goro: "I perpetually found myself in dreams wherein everyone harboured contempt for me.". Physics Professor Liu Kang: "My sincerest apologies, Goro, but may I inquire as to the reason?". Security Guard Goro: "For in each of these dreams, I became increasingly dim-witted and licentious.". (NOTE: All of them speak in Queen's English.).
Weird thing I notcied that Havik is seemingly the normal one. Think about this for a second. He avoided getting completey high. His "chaos" involved drawing on everyone's face with permanent marker when he totally could've done something terrible. He has no idea how to style his hair, totally relatable, but it somehow worked. He's not involved with all the parallel timelines, love triangles, and Shang Tsung's and Quan Chi's crypto schemes. In other words, the crazy guy is the normal guy in this timeline. Just a few weird details I noticed.
So…are they adopted or what? I’m hoping there’s an explanation as to how the residents of the 34th timeline procreate if 95% of the population is homosexual. Possibly if Kung Jin is eventually a DLC character.
We need this to happen one day: Noob Saibot recovering his memory, and then he goes on a rampage to kill the Discord Timeline and Quan Chi too, possibly Shang Tsung too 👀
Since 34th Kenshi is dead, here's a dialogue: John Crate: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU PUT US AT WAR WITH THE 34TH TIMELINE!! Kenshi: Blame Sektor for that. I only stated that he was cringe. clash Sektor: You said cringe, I detected it and neutralised it. Kenshi: I didn't tell you to "neutralize" it though. John Crate: As for your punishment, you and Sektor will be banished to the 34th Timeline. Kenshi and Sektor (offscreen): NOOO!!
Oh god. Sektor suffered cringe overload and murdered 34th Kenshi. (The 1st death of a 34th character HOLY S***!) I'm afraid for how 34th Johnny well react!
Liu kang: im sorry, Sektor did what?! Kenshi: he killed my 34th counterpart when i said “cringe” Sektor: CRINGE DETECTED! ELMININATE! *Kompactors liu kang* CRINGE NEUTRALIZED! Kenshi: ooooh this is gonna be a problem.
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!* *CLASH* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-* Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!* Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler? Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time! *CLASH* Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face! Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome! Baraka: then let’s begin! Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T- *johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka* Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP! Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?! Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~ *CLASH* Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told- Baraka: SILENCE, GORO! Sektor: the “serum” is now complete. Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~ *shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka* Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~ Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei! Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~ *CLASH* Motaro: that was not funny, li mei. Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry! Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND! Sektor: with pleasure. Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank- *Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei* Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go… Mileena: what? Sektor: nothing! Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
3:31 Girl you are in an alternate timeline where you’re a dude, it’s all laws are probability at this point that at least one timeline would have them be together
Shang Tsung: I met a strange new fusion variant of us, though he looks nothing like either of us Quan Chi: if it’s the one with those ten powerful rings, I’ve met him too *clash* Khameleon: wait, who are we talking about? Quan Chi: a young Asian boy, who claims to have been trained to kill in every way possible from an early age Shang Tsung: his father apparently named himself after a chicken dish, and has lived for thousands of years Sareena: sounds… interesting Shang Tsung: quite
Geras: I leave for two weeks and the 34th timeline takes over? Lui Kang: Relax, they actually werent that bad. Kano: One "they" or many "theys"? Geras: I'm still in a good mood from my vacation, so I'll give you that one. Kung Lao: Kenshi's still freaking out about being married to Johnny. Lui Kang: Don't get on his neck about it. Kung Lao: YOU KNOW WHA-
Kenshi…Oh boy,34 Johnny and his kids are gonna go on a rampage,but since Geras is on break,I don’t think 34 Kenshi will be rising from the dead anytime soon. Rest in peace,Gay Blind Samurai.
Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi): Shang Tsung And Quan Chi Made This Timeline Even Worse And Perilous, Bi Han's Resurrection Is Too Much For Ermac's Inevitably
So let me get this straight: Season of the Specter: Everyone’s gay, except actual gay characters who are straight Season of the Vampire: Korrupted warriors Season of the Cryomancer: Soulless, basically feel nothing And now Season of Chaos- I mean of the Huntress: Discord Mods Makes sense
Scorpion : If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have? Smoke: Dorito’s cool ranch. Scorpion : Scorpion : I'm just gonna assume zero for now. Smoke: I love that song.
34th timeline Johnny was hilarious especially since Cassie and Takeda are his and 34th kenshi’s kids, Havik drawing on peoples faces with permanent marker was definitely something I didn’t expect, would’ve thought he would’ve done something more heinous? Also welcome to the Oddverse Janet Cage! Also kenshi you literally ended 34th Johnny’s husband, he’ll go for your head!!! Johnny: that’s a nice suit Samus Aran: wanna see me out of it? Clash Sareena: wait you’re a woman? Samus Aran: yes I am Jax: man that’s a woman Johnny: oh I’m definitely happy!!!!! Edit: also who in the world gave Sektor a cringe button???
As hilarious as that would be, you got wonder which one of the character model would even fit for Samus. Like I think we had Shao’s be done for Kratos but the only female character model that would fit for Samus would be either Li Mei or Tanya.
3:17-3:26 If there's one thing that I know about Cage, it's that he's always had a flair for the excessive. His mansion, his Fatalities, even his intros are excessive. But when the guy who's been known his whole life for being excessive tells YOU to calm down, that's how you know you're being overdramatic. Dial it back, Kenshi.
Suggestion: What if It's Satoshi's turn: Kuai Liang: How did you kill your quan chi? Satoshi: That bald bastard tricked me into killing you just like he took my parents! Hanzo: Wait, you killed kuai liang? Satoshi: I didnt't know! Hanzo: Holy "SH💩T", that's "F☠️KED" up. Tremor: that kid's having "Injustice" vibes. Kuai Liang: oh no, am I going to die like brother?
Possible suggestion Kenshi: “Johnathan, I need your help with something.” John Silver: “Oh boy, what did you do?” **CLASH** Cyrax: “My analysis indicates a high probability of an invasion by the 34th timeline.” John Sliver: “KENSHI, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!!” Sektor: “34th timeline Kenshi is listed as deceased.” Kenshi: “GOD DAMNIT SEKTOR!!!”
Liu Kang: Kenshi, you did what?! Kenshi: I-I- I didn't mean to kill him, I swear! Clash Liu Kang: now you're gonna have to offer yourself to 34th Johnny, or else we'll get invaded! Kenshi: *starts praying to Liu Kang* Liu Kang: that won't help you!
Now, we got a Discord timeline too?! Getting pretty creative with the counterparts. XD Also, Kenshi gotta chill. It's a different timeline, so it's not gonna affect him in his own timeline. Also, the ship is in the oddverse now. XD EDIT: Okay, now I saw the ending....uh, Silver Johnny? Can you fix that? You can reverse time now right?
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~ Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway… *CLASH* Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this! Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc! Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~ Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~ Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~ Rain: really?! Can I meet them?! *CLASH* Sonya: aww! Cute! Rain: I really want to meet them! Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t- Quan Chi: here he is~ *Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain* Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~ Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~ Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him. *CLASH* Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life! Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks? Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example! *johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man* Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better. Johnny Cage: shut it! Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption! Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can! *CLASH* Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around. Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! Havik: what is an “internet”? Shujinko: what is an “internet”? Havik: that’s what I’m asking! Shujinko: that’s what I’m- Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of? Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it! *CLASH* Goro: is that why you’re so fa- Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO! Cyrax: according to my statistics- Reptile: you mean like this?! *reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao* Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber! Reptile: YAY!
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker! Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion! Kung Lao: sooo… shujinko just slept with madam bo… Raiden: I’m sorry, WHAT?! *CLASH* Sonya Blade: wait, his dick still works? Raiden: can we not speak of the old man’s “lightning rod”? Kano: did she give him “neck”, kung lao? Kung Lao: SON OF A BITCH! Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~ Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
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4:59
"This gonna bite my in the a*s"
Why yes Kenshi, now you're gonna have to replace 34th Johhny's husband
Or worse, 34th Johnny will call Kenshi cringe so Sektor kills him too.
This is gonna be the start of the 34th timeline invasion
@@lane5017 oh no brooooo XD
And no geras to bring him back... unless... oh no....
FRICKING R34 GERAS
@@inevitable934
Dude, John -Crate- “Silver” Cage was taught how to bring back people by Geras.
4:59 "This gonna bite my in the ass"
And calling it now, it will. Congratulations Kenshi, you're filling in for 34Kenshi's fatherhood. Nice knowing you.
Chances are 34th Geras will bring him back
Kenshi, what have you done?
And welcome to the Oddverse, Janet Cage.
he did himself a favor
Yeah well he'll have to deal with 34th timeline johnny and his kids once they hear they killed 34th kenshi
@@BobbyHouse firstly, this is the 34th timeline, secondly, is a happy couple with children cringe just because they are of the same sex? In the original, Mileena and Tanya are canon, lmao, you can also to be indifferent to Johnshi
@@Tevi_L7151 thank you for the advice...tho I doubt Sector would be remorseful for killing 34th timeline's Kenshi
Just getting my feet wet in storytelling and video experimentation, you know? VideoGPT quietly slipped into my workflow, adding that sophisticated touch to my content.
4:48 The idea of Sektor having a literal Anti-cringe protocol programmed into him is absolutely killing me.
I need a whole bunch of Sektors.
Why? Uhhhhhhhhhhhh....community service!
Who in the right world installs a cringe button in the OddVerse?? Into A cyborg no doubt
@@daianspahava8279Cringe detected
@@Raine749 ELIMINATE
ELIMINATE
@@ilimuninati4929 Cringe Neutralized
1:49 The scream gag
Holy shit, Sektor fucking activating at the word "Cringe" fucking SENT me dude good shit
CRINGE DETECTED.
@@StealthTheFoxzELIMINATE ELIMINATE
Cringe neutralized
Kenshi: Target destroyed.
Geras: GIVE ME A F-ING BREAK! I DONT WANT TO REVIVE ANYONE AGAIN. I AM ON F-ING VACATION!!!!!!!!
Geras remember that you trained the silver Johnny to turn back time using liu kang as someone to test with
I mean there's S.U.C.K. Geras assuming repairing Cyrax can wait
@@LucioPerez-hq3pkS.U.C.K or S.L.U.T.'s?
I think Sindel also needs a break from people ruining her furniture
@@Eclipselilmoonloverz unfortunately in some unseen footage, eagly took a dump on her royal table
I like how much lore these goofy AI intros has now lmao
SAREENA is like an ant i hate her
Lmao, she is still mad about what happened last video 😂
(Edit OMG HER SCREAM AGAIN 😂😂😂 1:49 )
(Edit 2: THANK YOU FOR ALMOST 200 LIKES!! )
Poor Sindel!😂
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
😂😂😂😂
Anyone else get the Charlotte Pickles vibe from that scream?
Old Grudges man. Look what they do
Oh boy! First Kenshi's Missing Blender and now he's dealing with Johnny x Kenshi?! Man, Poor Kenshi. He needs to catch a break after this!
Dude gets blindsided by every bad thing happening to him.
Don’t forget about the drama that will come from Takeda, ether or not is is his son, when he comes out…whenever
Imagine he meets the 34th Kenshi from the Pandaverse, the one that loves low blows
Him and Sindel with her furniture.
@@Supperdude9
Hah.
Kuai Liang is starting to sound like his older brother 2:33
Here's an intro for the future:
Liu Kang: "For the last time, Sindel, I couldn't fucking help it!"
Sindel: "Even if that's true, you could've at least TRIED to aim away from the sofa!"
Shujinko: "it can't be that big of a deal. It'll be back to the way it was beforehand in a day or two after cleaning it"
Sindel: "Yes, but it's not that easy, Shujinko!"
Liu Kang: "either way, I'm really sorry, Sindel"
Kano: "Looks like someone can't handle their liquor"
Liu Kang: "And now you know why I'm never getting drunk again"
Awesome
That's a good one
Really wish for this to be in the next part
He was baked in that one that time actually
Overcivilized Timeline.
Physics Professor Liu Kang: "I had a dream wherein I regurgitated at Lady Sindel's sova due to the influences of forbidden substances I had consumed within that dream.".
Language Professor Tanya: "How scandalous! Even you, sir, are not the sort of person who would have committed such an act.".
(CLASH).
Language Professor Tanya: "I, too, frequently experienced dreams wherein Professor Carlton incessantly humiliated me, yet in reality, he never possessed the audacity to treat me or anyone else in such a manner.".
Security Guard Motaro: "Pray tell, what transpired in these dreams?".
Language Professor Tanya: "He incessantly mocked my family name, Umgadi, by deliberately mispronouncing it, I presume.".
Security Guard Goro: "I perpetually found myself in dreams wherein everyone harboured contempt for me.".
Physics Professor Liu Kang: "My sincerest apologies, Goro, but may I inquire as to the reason?".
Security Guard Goro: "For in each of these dreams, I became increasingly dim-witted and licentious.".
(NOTE: All of them speak in Queen's English.).
1:21 it took me a while to notice that he’s from the 4th timeline
Which timeline? Cause there's like so many.
@@LunarSpiral1127the gay timeline with the straight mileena
@@LunarSpiral1127I meant 34th timeline
@@cadeje07 Oh, right. Them wearing yellow means 34th timeline. I totally forgot about that, thanks.
@@LunarSpiral1127 welcome, I almost forgot too
And that ladies and gentlemen is the beginning of the war with the 34th timeline
Except 34th Timeline Mileena, which is an outcast of her own timeline, which is now dating with regular Tomas
Well, 34th Melina's gonna betray her timeline for being straight 💀
I hope that the war between the OddGiant's timeline and the 34th Timeline can and will be canon in the next episodes. Shame on Kenshi for driving Sektor to kill the 34th Kenshi, indeed, just because he was so ashamed of his counterpart's real life from the 34th Timeline. Good setup in this video's end, by the way.
intro for the future.
Lui kang: Kenshi, what did you do?
Kenshi: uhhhh, nothing.
CLASH
Lui kang: really? because I just saw 34th johnny interogating shang tsung about his missing husband
Kenshi: oh fuck
Shujinko: on the plus side, you dont have to deal with Johnshi any more.
Kenshi: no this is worse.
“I have to find my darling husband, I’m so worried about him”
“Seriously? What do you see in him?”
“He makes me laugh”
0:17 I like how the sub zero is mad at liu kang because he is supposed to be a fire god, but he suck at his job 😂😂😂
Sindel must have really loved that couch
I might be misremembering this but I think that’s her grandmother’s sofa
Great grandmother, somewhere along that line.
Think it's where her and Jerec first banged
Overcivilized Timeline.
Physics Professor Liu Kang: "I had a dream wherein I regurgitated at Lady Sindel's sova due to the influences of forbidden substances I had consumed within that dream.".
Language Professor Tanya: "How scandalous! Even you, sir, are not the sort of person who would have committed such an act.".
(CLASH).
Language Professor Tanya: "I, too, frequently experienced dreams wherein Professor Carlton incessantly humiliated me, yet in reality, he never possessed the audacity to treat me or anyone else in such a manner.".
Security Guard Motaro: "Pray tell, what transpired in these dreams?".
Language Professor Tanya: "He incessantly mocked my family name, Umgadi, by deliberately mispronouncing it, I presume.".
Security Guard Goro: "I perpetually found myself in dreams wherein everyone harboured contempt for me.".
Physics Professor Liu Kang: "My sincerest apologies, Goro, but may I inquire as to the reason?".
Security Guard Goro: "For in each of these dreams, I became increasingly dim-witted and licentious.".
(NOTE: All of them speak in Queen's English.).
@@glennjosechristman4612Sounds like it would be people from British Liu Kang’s timeline…or a similar one to British Liu Kang.
Weird thing I notcied that Havik is seemingly the normal one. Think about this for a second.
He avoided getting completey high. His "chaos" involved drawing on everyone's face with permanent marker when he totally could've done something terrible. He has no idea how to style his hair, totally relatable, but it somehow worked. He's not involved with all the parallel timelines, love triangles, and Shang Tsung's and Quan Chi's crypto schemes. In other words, the crazy guy is the normal guy in this timeline.
Just a few weird details I noticed.
When you are the normal one in a world of chaotic weirdos, doesn't that make you that world's chaotic weirdo?
@@vaggos2003 Hmm.
Good point
4:50 Johnny bout to get it back in blood
1:27 two wonderful kids with KENSHI?!
Ha! Didn't expect that, didja?
Boy are you late to the party
So…are they adopted or what? I’m hoping there’s an explanation as to how the residents of the 34th timeline procreate if 95% of the population is homosexual. Possibly if Kung Jin is eventually a DLC character.
@@mkdemigodzillawarrior I mean there's different ways of infertile or otherwise unable to reproduce people to get babies
Pick one lol
If they're married couples, who's pregnant?
I assumed Kenshi plays role as 'mother' due many fighters called him as "girl/lady/mama/woman' in MKX
In memory of 34th Kenshi, a loving father and husband
Sindel’s screams never gets old 😂🤣
Kung Lao: You're friends with an eagle? That's just sad.
Nightwolf: *angry Nightwolf noises*
We need this to happen one day:
Noob Saibot recovering his memory, and then he goes on a rampage to kill the Discord Timeline and Quan Chi too, possibly Shang Tsung too 👀
I wanna see that storyline involving Noob Saibot
Oh yeah I can't wait to see that happening
Oh boy… Johnshi lore and more new timeline visitors! Can’t wait to see what’s next.
In your defense, Kenshi, you didn't ask Sektor to eliminate the cringe.
1:49 I almost peed my pants from that scream😂😂😂
Since 34th Kenshi is dead, here's a dialogue:
John Crate: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU PUT US AT WAR WITH THE 34TH TIMELINE!!
Kenshi: Blame Sektor for that. I only stated that he was cringe.
clash
Sektor: You said cringe, I detected it and neutralised it.
Kenshi: I didn't tell you to "neutralize" it though.
John Crate: As for your punishment, you and Sektor will be banished to the 34th Timeline.
Kenshi and Sektor (offscreen): NOOO!!
"well your "friend" just shat all over her bed!"
"W A A A A A A A A A"
Oh god. Sektor suffered cringe overload and murdered 34th Kenshi. (The 1st death of a 34th character HOLY S***!) I'm afraid for how 34th Johnny well react!
And so with blood shed, the war between the 34th gay timeline and the Oddverse timeline begins
@@francorodriguez-vr8ri it seems so.
It sounds like Kenshi is in his confused and denial stage.
Kenshi, just dont think about your 34th counterpart being married to Johnny
First Janet Video!
Who's janet?
@@NehemiahStiff-rv5wr I'll explain later
Lol xD
But seriously who's janet
@@NehemiahStiff-rv5wr gender swap version of Johnny Cage from another timeline (basically from another universe)
Liu kang: im sorry, Sektor did what?!
Kenshi: he killed my 34th counterpart when i said “cringe”
Sektor: CRINGE DETECTED! ELMININATE! *Kompactors liu kang* CRINGE NEUTRALIZED!
Kenshi: ooooh this is gonna be a problem.
Also, id love to hear a character see Eagley hug peacemaker
Oh I missed the 34th timeline😂. I also love the idea of 34th Shao being married to Jerrod.
Awww two wonderful kids with- KENSHI ?
That is the best one
0:52 this is fax’s who is he and what has he done to havik
That ending was
*ahem* unexpected
Really u-neck-spected
@@justamediocreyoutubechanne4172 Kung Lao: I heard that!
@ethanbailey2253 Calm down King Lao, no need to get so snap-pish
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!*
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-*
Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!*
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler?
Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face!
Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome!
Baraka: then let’s begin!
Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T-
*johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka*
Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?!
Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~
*CLASH*
Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told-
Baraka: SILENCE, GORO!
Sektor: the “serum” is now complete.
Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~
*shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka*
Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei!
Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~
*CLASH*
Motaro: that was not funny, li mei.
Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry!
Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND!
Sektor: with pleasure.
Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank-
*Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei*
Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go…
Mileena: what?
Sektor: nothing!
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order!
Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show!
*CLASH*
Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented-
Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro.
Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”?
Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
3:31 Girl you are in an alternate timeline where you’re a dude, it’s all laws are probability at this point that at least one timeline would have them be together
Kung Lao: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Shang Tsung : Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
😭
Uh oh, looks like 34th timeline Johnny, and his children will want revenge on main kenshi
Something tells me that Geras is gonna be so pissed after another death
1:29 he didn't see that coming
Shang Tsung: I met a strange new fusion variant of us, though he looks nothing like either of us
Quan Chi: if it’s the one with those ten powerful rings, I’ve met him too
*clash*
Khameleon: wait, who are we talking about?
Quan Chi: a young Asian boy, who claims to have been trained to kill in every way possible from an early age
Shang Tsung: his father apparently named himself after a chicken dish, and has lived for thousands of years
Sareena: sounds… interesting
Shang Tsung: quite
Im guessing this is going to start an interdimensional war with the 34th Timeline 😂
Kurtis saying can i work with you brings back mk9 vibes ifykyk
Geras: I leave for two weeks and the 34th timeline takes over?
Lui Kang: Relax, they actually werent that bad.
Kano: One "they" or many "theys"?
Geras: I'm still in a good mood from my vacation, so I'll give you that one.
Kung Lao: Kenshi's still freaking out about being married to Johnny.
Lui Kang: Don't get on his neck about it.
Kung Lao: YOU KNOW WHA-
Discord Timeline will infiltrate the other AI universes real soon to spread the plague that is Discord Nitro.
The heroic counterparts will assist the 3 timelines to stop them, someday
Kenshi and Johnny are best "roommates" lol
Kenshi…Oh boy,34 Johnny and his kids are gonna go on a rampage,but since Geras is on break,I don’t think 34 Kenshi will be rising from the dead anytime soon.
Rest in peace,Gay Blind Samurai.
1:49 SINDEL'S SCREAM OH MY FUCKING GOD😭😭💀😭💀💀😭
That last part with Sektor is meme-worthy 🤣
Kenshi: "This is gonna bite me in the a**." 🫣🫣🫣
* Days later*
34th Johnny: "We came to conquer this timeline on the name of my fallen husband!!!" 😭😤😡
00:16 (Kuai Liang's Sub-Zero's Mad At Shang Tsung And Quan Chi For Making Mileena Attack Dark Raiden)
Johnny Cage: (Laughing) Aww, Sub-Zero, You Look Amazing, I Mean, Cool, Something Cooler, Or, I Don't Know About That.
Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi): Shang Tsung And Quan Chi Made This Timeline Even Worse And Perilous, Bi Han's Resurrection Is Too Much For Ermac's Inevitably
Dark Raiden: Johnny, Don't You Just Make Things Like When Shao Kahn Breaks Down The Twentieth Walls, And I Don't Like That
the kenshi bits had me dying
0:33 woah Janet cage
Kenshi just killed a husband and a father of 2
Téchnically it was sektor lol
So let me get this straight:
Season of the Specter: Everyone’s gay, except actual gay characters who are straight
Season of the Vampire: Korrupted warriors
Season of the Cryomancer: Soulless, basically feel nothing
And now Season of Chaos- I mean of the Huntress: Discord Mods
Makes sense
So what do think Dark Raiden's skins' thing will be?
@@justincummings5022 Emo?
@@IzukuTheStoryMaker Probably
@@justincummings5022probably streamers considering the Twitch palletes
2:12 good ending: kenshi finally got johnny's "sword" XD
Even eagley got in on the action of ruining sindel stuff
Scorpion : If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Smoke: Dorito’s cool ranch.
Scorpion :
Scorpion : I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Smoke: I love that song.
Janet: You're friend just pooped all over her bed.
Sindel: *Cursed Eldritch Noises*
lol
Kenshi panicking is making me create theories 😭
What do you mean ? 🤨📸
@@hey_im_average 🤗Zestshi
Sindle it just a couch you can buy as many as you want you rich 😂 this hella funny
Poor Kenshi did nothing wrong for that kill but exist 😭
4:48, I need a whole bunch of Sektors now. For.... community services.
34th timeline Johnny was hilarious especially since Cassie and Takeda are his and 34th kenshi’s kids, Havik drawing on peoples faces with permanent marker was definitely something I didn’t expect, would’ve thought he would’ve done something more heinous? Also welcome to the Oddverse Janet Cage! Also kenshi you literally ended 34th Johnny’s husband, he’ll go for your head!!!
Johnny: that’s a nice suit
Samus Aran: wanna see me out of it?
Clash
Sareena: wait you’re a woman?
Samus Aran: yes I am
Jax: man that’s a woman
Johnny: oh I’m definitely happy!!!!!
Edit: also who in the world gave Sektor a cringe button???
As hilarious as that would be, you got wonder which one of the character model would even fit for Samus. Like I think we had Shao’s be done for Kratos but the only female character model that would fit for Samus would be either Li Mei or Tanya.
Well this is Havok we're talking here. You never know what he may do.
Which head?
Don't blame Kenshi, blame Sektor
KENSHI! YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
3:19 WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED
In another timeline. Jeez, dude, you need to calm down.
I found out you guys have the cutest couple name: Johnshi!
@@juliej8505 They are calling us johnshi.......JOHNSHI
@@Miguelnoriega2You're blowing this way out of proportion!
CJ: Kenshi, Chill the fuk out!?
3:17-3:26
If there's one thing that I know about Cage, it's that he's always had a flair for the excessive. His mansion, his Fatalities, even his intros are excessive.
But when the guy who's been known his whole life for being excessive tells YOU to calm down, that's how you know you're being overdramatic. Dial it back, Kenshi.
Woooo finally 34 timeline Johnshi in the hooouuse!!!! Thank you ❤
Edit: NOOO SEKTOR YOU SONNOFABITCH
Suggestion:
What if It's Satoshi's turn:
Kuai Liang: How did you kill your quan chi?
Satoshi: That bald bastard tricked me into killing you just like he took my parents!
Hanzo: Wait, you killed kuai liang?
Satoshi: I didnt't know!
Hanzo: Holy "SH💩T", that's "F☠️KED" up.
Tremor: that kid's having "Injustice" vibes.
Kuai Liang: oh no, am I going to die like brother?
Possible suggestion
Kenshi: “Johnathan, I need your help with something.”
John Silver: “Oh boy, what did you do?”
**CLASH**
Cyrax: “My analysis indicates a high probability of an invasion by the 34th timeline.”
John Sliver: “KENSHI, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!!”
Sektor: “34th timeline Kenshi is listed as deceased.”
Kenshi: “GOD DAMNIT SEKTOR!!!”
2:00 i sense a Bizarro moment
Sektor, Geras is on vecation!
Good thing johnny would take care of it. Thanks to Geras.
0:59
Nice work, Havik!
“Your friend just shat all over her bed”
Me: Oh no.. not again
I feel for Kenshi.
Man's got an issue every season
Thank you for the 34th timeline Johnshi now im looking foward to their story 😂😂😂.
1:32 Sindel went full Karen mode here
Like, Khameleon.
Liu Kang: Kenshi, you did what?!
Kenshi: I-I- I didn't mean to kill him, I swear!
Clash
Liu Kang: now you're gonna have to offer yourself to 34th Johnny, or else we'll get invaded!
Kenshi: *starts praying to Liu Kang*
Liu Kang: that won't help you!
dude, quan chi maybe evil but damn he's a good boss
Now, we got a Discord timeline too?! Getting pretty creative with the counterparts. XD
Also, Kenshi gotta chill. It's a different timeline, so it's not gonna affect him in his own timeline. Also, the ship is in the oddverse now. XD
EDIT: Okay, now I saw the ending....uh, Silver Johnny? Can you fix that? You can reverse time now right?
The Discord timeline will also appear in my own timeline as well, it's gonna be wild
@@ChhaiTea Oh, nice. I've been meaning to check out your MK videos, but haven't had the chance. Gonna check them out now.
Bring in Johnny now that his husband's been "neutralized"
One of the more shocking things you can say about Peacemaker is talk shit about Eagly.
The fact that peacemaker saved the eater party is surprising I originally thought he was no good but hey THAT'S JUST A THEORY 🏆
A GAME THEORY!
Maybe it wasn't a bad idea for the weed then. For eating, I mean.
He couldn't even save the sova from being a victim of Liu Kang's vomit again.
That is true but lets also not forget what kitana and radian did (sorry for misspelling radien)
@@glennjosechristman4612
0:42 The way Hanzo speaks normal then goes into his fire skeleton voice is smooth and awesome
That’s Satoshi hanzo’s son
@flamejaytheflamegod397 oh thanks
@CoolTre06 Also Sareena does that everytime
2:31 oh I just realized, he chose takeda so he can make another plot point out of it when takeda releases, clever
Im so glad I discovered this channel
Cringe detected Sektor bouta be a good meme
So true
CRINGE DETECTED
ELIMINATE ELIMINATE
CRINGE NEUTRALIZED.
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~
Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway…
*CLASH*
Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this!
Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc!
Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~
Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~
Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~
Rain: really?! Can I meet them?!
*CLASH*
Sonya: aww! Cute!
Rain: I really want to meet them!
Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t-
Quan Chi: here he is~
*Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain*
Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~
Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~
Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him.
*CLASH*
Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life!
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks?
Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example!
*johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man*
Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better.
Johnny Cage: shut it!
Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption!
Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around.
Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
Havik: what is an “internet”?
Shujinko: what is an “internet”?
Havik: that’s what I’m asking!
Shujinko: that’s what I’m-
Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of?
Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it!
*CLASH*
Goro: is that why you’re so fa-
Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO!
Cyrax: according to my statistics-
Reptile: you mean like this?!
*reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao*
Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber!
Reptile: YAY!
sindels screech 😭😭🤣 1:49
😂😂
*WHAAAAAA-*
1:49 is me over the slightest inconvenience
no one:
Sektor when he hears cringe: 4:48
Sindel: *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
It gets better and better with every video😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao Kenshi freaking out about him being gay is funny
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
*CLASH*
Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?!
Kitana: um… no reason?
*CLASH*
Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack.
Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA!
Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?!
Kitana: not now, scorpion!
Kung Lao: sooo… shujinko just slept with madam bo…
Raiden: I’m sorry, WHAT?!
*CLASH*
Sonya Blade: wait, his dick still works?
Raiden: can we not speak of the old man’s “lightning rod”?
Kano: did she give him “neck”, kung lao?
Kung Lao: SON OF A BITCH!
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in…
Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~
*CLASH*
Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been!
Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground!
Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh!
Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Kenshi really got sektor to kill 34th kenshi, bro couldn't handle him being married with johnny
Tremor's favorite ice cream flavor has to be rocky road