WKUK I Teached A Whale

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @23Belligerent
    @23Belligerent 9 лет назад +557

    "Behold, I am among you" Every time I walk into a room, public place, or answer my phone, this will be the standard message.

  • @PoisonWoah
    @PoisonWoah 10 лет назад +605

    I absolutely LOVE the part where billy is like "it is as you say" goes for the handshake* and the part where "behold I am among you" then goes for the Handshake

    • @nathanbune2293
      @nathanbune2293 10 лет назад +2

      ***** for a kid, you're really smart. #Respect

    • @J4ckmaestro
      @J4ckmaestro 10 лет назад +4

      Nathan Bune you're intelligence during your lifetime never changes, only your knowledge does, so anyone who is smart when they're 50 was probably an intelligent kid. So when you say "for a kid", it doesn't really change much

    • @lwoleroy6004
      @lwoleroy6004 10 лет назад +1

      Count Jacula Well I certainly feel smarter now than I did when I was 8.

    • @J4ckmaestro
      @J4ckmaestro 10 лет назад +1

      Lwo Leroy I'm sure you'll think that, but your brain really hasn't changed too much, you've just learnt more, but it doesn't change your intelligence

    • @ZombryaTheDark
      @ZombryaTheDark 10 лет назад +1

      ***** there's a pornstar that has your name

  • @Chronochrome
    @Chronochrome 8 лет назад +750

    i really wanna know what the hell was going through the mind of whoever pitched this

    • @silvereagle90000
      @silvereagle90000 8 лет назад +67

      Chronochrome High saturation of LSD.

    • @caustic-io7fl
      @caustic-io7fl 8 лет назад +12

      silvereagle90000 a fellow psychonaut I see

    • @superhacker35
      @superhacker35 8 лет назад +1

      cool two fellow psychonauts. Silvereagle I saw you comment on some other WKUK vids

    • @lovesosaJDPON
      @lovesosaJDPON 7 лет назад +7

      Some good weed for sure

    • @wolfcub1835
      @wolfcub1835 5 лет назад +68

      Probably high on a gallon of PCP

  • @Rawbdog
    @Rawbdog 14 лет назад +139

    "A dolphin jumped out of the water 20 ft. and on its way down clubbed a girl in the head with a lead pipe." LMAO!!!

    • @tommynorthwood
      @tommynorthwood 2 года назад +2

      I feel like maybe sailor Sam, did it..

    • @Unga_Bunga
      @Unga_Bunga 10 месяцев назад +1

      Was probably just agent 47 disguised as a dolphin, and the girl his target.

  • @willmcpherson2
    @willmcpherson2 4 года назад +146

    I love how this sketch is structured like an old nursery rhyme

  • @soulsistah102
    @soulsistah102 9 лет назад +143

    Steven went on to grow a mustache, move to Mexico, and train creatures of the sea. Good for Steven.

  • @cheapshotmike1091
    @cheapshotmike1091 10 лет назад +117

    NO SEAT BELT FOR BILLY!!!

  • @The_Rainy_Robin
    @The_Rainy_Robin 8 лет назад +78

    "Home of the sea creatures of the world, AND BEYOND!" Also "me llamo is Mrs. Lambert" hahaha I forgot how well written this skit it.

  • @rockkevinrock
    @rockkevinrock 4 года назад +67

    When Zach says "Fuck permission slips!!!" I laugh every time.

  • @JohannWendt
    @JohannWendt 14 лет назад +25

    "you would have to be like the greatest whale trainer ever born to do something like that"
    "it is as you say"
    "oh my gosh..."

  • @themillers2945
    @themillers2945 3 года назад +19

    I Can't believe you're gone Trevor Moore. R.i.p. I have had the most laughter in my life because of you, right when I lost 3 grandparents just weeks from each other and depression was hitting me hard you all made my days better. Love and respect to you all and all you have done for all of use the last 14 years. If you see this at all twkyk and family. Thank you for the laughs and sorry for your loss. 🦕🦖

  • @Nick-fo4um
    @Nick-fo4um 8 лет назад +107

    I have built my life around this video for seven years.
    Please help me.

    • @aprilyear2011
      @aprilyear2011 8 лет назад +14

      Please teach us all to transcend

    • @Dooms98-p2k
      @Dooms98-p2k 8 лет назад +5

      Nick Cortez You should be the one helping us.

    • @hatujemeletsplayeryheskyce6460
      @hatujemeletsplayeryheskyce6460 5 лет назад +5

      You taught a whale to jump out of its tail?

    • @Noah-nk5og
      @Noah-nk5og 2 года назад +1

      Did you reached a whale to jump out of its tale or can you make w’hale

  • @truthseeker-heyoka
    @truthseeker-heyoka 2 года назад +10

    Wow, Zach playing the part of Mrs. Lambert has no business being this hot

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie Год назад +1

      Right? Dude looks better than most of my Hinge dates.

  • @LiverpoolRetroGamer
    @LiverpoolRetroGamer 9 лет назад +109

    'It is as you say'

    • @galifan
      @galifan 8 лет назад +17

      I walk among you.

  • @cgme7076
    @cgme7076 4 года назад +16

    These really bring me back. It’s the best form of anti-depressant without having to take medication 😁

    • @mandelorean6243
      @mandelorean6243 2 года назад +1

      There are a few other things I can think of that just may be better pickmeups

  • @CrateProductions
    @CrateProductions 11 лет назад +33

    "Behold, I am among you" XD

  • @misanthropicisolation4013
    @misanthropicisolation4013 9 лет назад +50

    "Alright class, get your shit, we're going to Florida!" "What about permission slips?" "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS!!!!"

  • @Chrisiscool50
    @Chrisiscool50 10 лет назад +58

    "im gonna do it everyday for the rest of my life"

  • @sentientmlem727
    @sentientmlem727 3 года назад +12

    Cam back after learning about the news. RIP Trevor. You're gonna make God laugh so hard!

    • @gglovesgorillazmj7784
      @gglovesgorillazmj7784 3 года назад +1

      omg sameee yes he indeed will be making god and all the angels laugh up in heaven 💖✨🙏

  • @EndlessVacuum
    @EndlessVacuum 10 лет назад +19

    zach's hair is really nice in this sketch
    he's so pretty

  • @gamingden444
    @gamingden444 9 лет назад +16

    "WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHAHALE?" I'm dead XD

  • @pezdespencer8899
    @pezdespencer8899 3 года назад +13

    Rest In Peace Trevor

  • @boogernights1
    @boogernights1 11 лет назад +58

    "It is as you say." "Oh my gosh!"

    • @MR_MIRTH
      @MR_MIRTH 4 года назад +2

      Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier.

    • @MS-dm1wj
      @MS-dm1wj 10 месяцев назад

      Damn you, caca carrot cake

  • @Numonkei
    @Numonkei 12 лет назад +9

    "...Guess you can't prove me a liar, haha", then the same high-five I always give my lawyer when we get out of the courthouse.

  • @Cubsrthegreatest
    @Cubsrthegreatest 9 лет назад +34

    Love how Sam's ass is hanging halfway off of the boat but is not making them flip over or falling in. True core strength!

  • @BombWarning
    @BombWarning 12 лет назад +11

    "Fuck permission slips!", "Billy, I will beat you LIFELESS!", and "It's kinda like a chalupa. There's whale in it." Omg, dying.

  • @robinalonso-desouza7245
    @robinalonso-desouza7245 Год назад +5

    Phineas and Ferb when they go back to school

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie Год назад

      Love Fin and Pherbdaddy. At first, I thought it’d be corny, but it’s a hilarious show.

  • @lolrus5555
    @lolrus5555 9 лет назад +95

    What the fuck is a 'WAHALE!?'

    • @ThomasW215PHL
      @ThomasW215PHL 9 лет назад

      My favorite part.

    • @lemongrabracing71
      @lemongrabracing71 9 лет назад

      well... what the fuck is a WAHALEE

    • @Noah-nk5og
      @Noah-nk5og 2 года назад +3

      It’s like a chalupa but it isn’t a chalupa and it has whale

  • @tommynorthwood
    @tommynorthwood 2 года назад +4

    I like how they edited part of his hand gestures out so others couldn't do this to other whales.

  • @matth3w2002
    @matth3w2002 3 года назад +9

    Just here to pay my respects. 😔😔 Rest In Peace Trevor.

  • @adamrojas9235
    @adamrojas9235 9 лет назад +14

    i love when he says that he is the person capable of teaching the whale they just believe him lol

  • @slimpikin82
    @slimpikin82 4 года назад +5

    This is my favorite sketch that they’ve done

  • @anthonylongobardo2623
    @anthonylongobardo2623 11 лет назад +15

    behold i am among you

  • @charliec6286
    @charliec6286 3 года назад +5

    RIP Trevor Moore finally finished every video in his honor

  • @LucidDream
    @LucidDream 12 лет назад +14

    "It is as you say..." "...Oh my god." xD

  • @BluegrassAndLimestone
    @BluegrassAndLimestone 7 лет назад +11

    2:38 "oh my god-" Damn it, I miss this show.

  • @jinx17
    @jinx17 10 лет назад +9

    Behold. I am among you.

  • @RichT519
    @RichT519 15 лет назад +9

    haha. its so funny when he is like behold i am among you and tries to shake his hand

  • @Alex-mv7ym
    @Alex-mv7ym 8 лет назад +44

    I just clipped all 20 of my nails and it feels real good

  • @jekylwhispy4181
    @jekylwhispy4181 2 месяца назад +1

    I wasn't asking for this but this is the best WKUK skit everybody go home

  • @Itsaluigi123
    @Itsaluigi123 2 года назад +6

    I want a supportive tour guide like Timmy in my everyday life

  • @HerpaDurpVg
    @HerpaDurpVg 4 года назад +5

    One of their best skits lol

  • @Montag11791
    @Montag11791 13 лет назад +9

    Finally, the eight wandering tribes of México will be united!

  • @Gurtington
    @Gurtington 4 года назад +4

    This summer I teached a whale 🤣🤣 i fucking love Trevor

  • @martinarden9705
    @martinarden9705 11 лет назад +2

    I had a teacher that said the same thing. We never had to take home permission slips and we took a field trip to the liquor store every day. She bought her special grape juice that made her really nice after three or four glasses, but she never shared it with us. She was the meanest kindergarten teacher EVER.

  • @Zapp_Brannag1n
    @Zapp_Brannag1n 2 года назад +1

    I love that this is incredibly low quality even on their own official channel

  • @saucy_tunes
    @saucy_tunes 5 лет назад +2

    This was the first RUclips video I ever watched

  • @Youngbloodda1st
    @Youngbloodda1st 13 лет назад +8

    notice that when timmy says some kid stabbed sham-sham in the eye billy looks away ;D

  • @JuanManuel-bs6yg
    @JuanManuel-bs6yg 9 лет назад +4

    I love this show

  • @kyawthu755
    @kyawthu755 8 лет назад +12

    If I were a teacher......
    "Ok class, we're going on a field trip"
    *what about permission slips?*
    "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS"

  • @cavsfan080
    @cavsfan080 12 лет назад +1

    this video was so much better than i expected

  • @RonniiV
    @RonniiV 11 лет назад +7

    Nothing gets me to question my sexuality more than some WKUK cross-dressing.

  • @ryderdrew
    @ryderdrew 11 лет назад +50

    why did they stop making the show

    • @Ryodakun
      @Ryodakun 10 лет назад +75

      It was just too good. They were afraid that the show would become so good that the universe would collapse.

    • @Jengochase
      @Jengochase 10 лет назад +18

      Ryodakun The same would happen if Embryonic Beer were put on the market.

    • @Ryodakun
      @Ryodakun 10 лет назад +4

      That's the joke Chase ;)

    • @SC2LuckyStrikes
      @SC2LuckyStrikes 10 лет назад +47

      Pretty much they were running out of ideas. They preferred to leave behind something great and not have the shows quality go down.

    • @majeseuti8849
      @majeseuti8849 10 лет назад +5

      *cough* spongebob *cough*

  • @stephencronin1080
    @stephencronin1080 2 года назад +2

    Sea creatures of the world... and Beyond?
    What kind of cosmic horrors reside in Sea Land Orlando?

  • @nickjordan7671
    @nickjordan7671 8 лет назад +3

    My name is Timmy Williams and I am official sea greeter here for Sea Land Orlando, home to sea creatures of the world *and beyond*

  • @rockkevinrock
    @rockkevinrock 2 года назад +2

    I love it when Darren speaks Spanish.

  • @DonLangosta
    @DonLangosta 11 лет назад +2

    It's a Mexican dish, comprised of a flour tortilla, spiced meat, cheese, and fresh vegetables.

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic 5 лет назад +2

    "Fuck permission slips!" Man how come I never got any teachers that were insane in the fun way? The most any of mine did was stab an overhead projector with a knife.

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 2 года назад

      My craziest teacher got arrested for trying to kill her husband

  • @aidenolson1242
    @aidenolson1242 10 лет назад +73

    I hate to say this but the dude dressed as a teacher kinda makes a hot girl

    • @nik4456
      @nik4456 9 лет назад +23

      Aiden Olson That's Zach and he always makes the best women on this show. He totally passes as one and has the facial expressions and voice down.

    • @GirlPlus
      @GirlPlus 9 лет назад +1

      +Ni N and what of Timmy then? (I know Timmy makes a shitty chick)

    • @sledgecorp
      @sledgecorp 5 лет назад

      Oh my god... You're right.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 лет назад

      Kinda?

    • @classwarnews9056
      @classwarnews9056 4 года назад +1

      Boy you would love Ru Paul's drag race

  • @C_Train74
    @C_Train74 4 года назад +1

    Zach giving off real Mr. Crocker vibes on this one.

  • @TheIGiveUp75
    @TheIGiveUp75 14 лет назад

    Best skit I've seen so far.

  • @GArgy131313
    @GArgy131313 12 лет назад +3

    I wonder how confused Steven was when he walked back into class

  • @whatno5090
    @whatno5090 4 года назад +2

    "Sealand Orlando, Home to seacreatures of the world and beyond" did anybody notice this

    • @Noah-nk5og
      @Noah-nk5og 2 года назад +1

      It’s much like Bed Bath & Beyond. The beyond is something incomprehensible to humans that results in madness for any onlookers.

  • @fenslau29
    @fenslau29 9 лет назад +2

    "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS" 😂😂😂

  • @RootbeerAndBeans
    @RootbeerAndBeans 13 лет назад +2

    "Behold, I am among you."

  • @TemenosL
    @TemenosL 11 лет назад +10

    He makes SUCH a cute drag teacher!

  • @GabePuratekuta
    @GabePuratekuta 4 года назад +1

    Oh yeah? Well, I once teached a dolphin to club people with a lead pipe.

  • @vincepanico6743
    @vincepanico6743 3 года назад +1

    Cant believe your gone trevor

  • @nwilczyn
    @nwilczyn 11 лет назад +9

    Fuck permission slips!

  • @jongmagee
    @jongmagee 8 лет назад +5

    My favorite part is when Sam speaks.

  • @dtduck21
    @dtduck21 13 лет назад +8

    "and you calling me a liar is damaging my self esteam!" hahahaha

  • @EndlessVacuum
    @EndlessVacuum 4 года назад +1

    Zack's hair is great in this sketch.

  • @susanbwallabe
    @susanbwallabe 13 лет назад +2

    "it is as you say "

  • @Mazaroth
    @Mazaroth 8 лет назад +8

    It is approximately 16h trip from ohio to florida, about 1,759km, give or take.
    And then there is the trip from florida to mexico, even longer, and this happened in a day?
    Does that car go faster than the speed of sound or what?
    Also, hurricane jennifer happened west coast, not eastern and it has happened about 3 times.

    • @brandonjohnson3036
      @brandonjohnson3036 8 лет назад +9

      it was all a green screen

    • @SkorpionMarauder
      @SkorpionMarauder 8 лет назад

      Mazaroth buzzkillington I presume?

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 8 лет назад

      SkorpionMarauder Sounds about right, yeah.

    • @talys3481
      @talys3481 8 лет назад +1

      emergency field trip, that or she got arrested after this

    • @jonasc2437
      @jonasc2437 8 лет назад +2

      It's almost like this was a work of fiction...

  • @Agentblondy
    @Agentblondy 13 лет назад +1

    We are temporarily out of whales at sea land orlando, home to sea creatures of the world and beyond

  • @TJ201093
    @TJ201093 14 лет назад +1

    haha the teacher is the only one with a life vest

  • @Fyreswing
    @Fyreswing 11 лет назад +3

    "it is as you say"

  • @OctacleEdits
    @OctacleEdits 4 года назад +4

    Zach’s delivery at 1:39 is just so on point.
    “What about permission slips?”
    “FUCK permission slips!”

  • @kathrynhettinger1321
    @kathrynhettinger1321 10 лет назад +4

    "Me llama is mrs. Lambert."

  • @uel1831
    @uel1831 29 дней назад

    I love the proper use of possessive before a gerund at 1:09 despite "I teached a whale" lol

  • @jacobely6826
    @jacobely6826 4 года назад +1

    "What the fuck is a wa-halay" Classic XD

  • @nuggetking1012
    @nuggetking1012 13 лет назад +1

    At my school, there are kids that think that the Narwhal doesn't exist...

  • @derrickgriffin2115
    @derrickgriffin2115 11 лет назад +3

    "Then where did you teach these whales to jump out of their tails?"
    "Florida!"
    "Son of a bitch Billy"

  • @jbeezostl
    @jbeezostl 11 лет назад +1

    I could watch this go in for a good 30 mins lol

  • @dairyhater
    @dairyhater 2 года назад +1

    I'm thinking they must have brought their passports to school to go to Mexico

  • @coopmanification
    @coopmanification 9 лет назад

    Best one yet!!

  • @theawesomegamr
    @theawesomegamr 11 лет назад +2

    1:43 now THATS how you drive, just turn the steering wheel back and forth xD

  • @xwolfgaming1250
    @xwolfgaming1250 8 лет назад +1

    give him an applause i mean after all he teached a whale to jump out of its tail

  • @slowwhenusleep6521
    @slowwhenusleep6521 4 месяца назад +2

    its kinda like a chalupa. theres whale in it

  • @RyanLinton
    @RyanLinton 14 лет назад +2

    @CRASDFGH After watching it again, I think Zach says 'starport'. Thanks for the correction though. Learn something new everyday.

  • @922NR
    @922NR 13 лет назад +2

    You have to be like the greatest whale trainer ever born to do that!
    it is as you say
    omg...

  • @daviddoyonjr5774
    @daviddoyonjr5774 3 года назад +4

    I miss Trevor 😭

  • @WinterFantasy13
    @WinterFantasy13 12 лет назад +2

    If I was a teacher, I would more than likely be like this to my students.

  • @sixoffcenter80
    @sixoffcenter80 4 года назад +1

    Is an abandoned barbwire factory an abandoned factory that used to make barbwire, or an active factory that makes abandoned barbwire?

  • @theotakux5959
    @theotakux5959 9 лет назад +2

    Ha. Akron. That's near where I am.

  • @tarelgoe7253
    @tarelgoe7253 4 года назад +2

    "TEACHED"

  • @ethanbarbare2755
    @ethanbarbare2755 6 лет назад +2

    The really crazy part is how he said teached and not taught

    • @eeecool2
      @eeecool2 5 лет назад +2

      exactly what i was thinking. That's the irony of the sketch, the teacher is occupying herself with nonsense while she should be teaching them proper english XD

  • @joethehero2
    @joethehero2 11 лет назад +2

    Now I want a Wahale.

  • @MissingAxis
    @MissingAxis 12 лет назад

    Starboard is the right side of the ship, as seen from behind while looking towards the bow. Port is the left side. It was starboard.

  • @squat224
    @squat224 11 лет назад +1

    "I am among you."