@@paclennyTrue, but Dorian Gray originally comes from Oscar Wilde’s 1890 novel, so OP is pointing out that it’s weird to reference a later adaptation- like MC in Fortnite - rather than the original. But Pyro has never read a book so can’t exactly blame him for not knowing that. 😂
@@mancatto_44 I mean he did fight for queer rights any way he could back when being gay was punishable by pretty much death, so I would say there is a bit of that in him
@@wilgefortisohlin568Fellow Brit here, we have a very strict set of authors we studied in school in the 2000’s - and it’s crazy that Oscar Wilde was never once taught or mentioned 😅
@@wilgefortisohlin568 Oscar Wilde is Irish man, though he was born when Ireland was part of the UK. Hell I live in Ireland i don't remember covering any of his work and i finished high school/secondary school recently.
@@orangeairsoft7292 I’m not saying that Oscar Wilde was an Englishman, I just assumed that people in the UK claim Wilde as shared cultural heritage. Maybe I’m wrong. It’s funny that he is not mentioned in schools though. I’m Polish and while we didn’t read Picture of Dorian Grey during basic-level literature classes, we did mention Wilde as an example of the wider Fin de siècle cultural climate.
Something something that one shel silverstein story abt how hate inside makes you ugly on the outside and love inside makes you beautiful on the outside
People always saying "omg you are so boring". I'm not your entertainment, is your life so boring that you have to resort to other peoples lives? I'm happy and am having fun with what I do.
World of T Shirts is the best example to show that those people don't care. If you don't drink, you're boring. If you do, they call you an idiot and laugh. I know it's a cringe word but it's toxicity to the extreme. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Do what you want and do it for your own health. Tiktok kids are morons and their opinions are worthless.
As a 23yo who's balding worse than a Middle Age Catholic monk, looking young has never been on my mind. Not even supposed to think about that stuff until 30 but fate had other plans for me so why care
As a 22yo with the same situation, using a solution of minoxidil and topical finasteride was able to stop my hair loss, so this is something you can look into. It only stops further hair loss, it doesn't bring back the old hairline but this is something a hair transplant can do so not everything is lost
Forgive me for my ignorance, but there are people balding in their 20s? Where I come from, it's really rare, with it mostly happening to people with certain medical conditions. Hope you're doing well mate. I am 22 years old, and I have yet to see people my age in my place balding due to causes other than health issues.
@@stop.me.7395It's pretty common in the USA. i am 30, and I started balding at 18, but then my hairline somehow held on up til now, I think I was 26 or 27 when I started noticing REALLY bad thinning at my temples to where it was going beyond just temples but into my actual hair, that's when I got on finasteride, dutasteride, oral minoxidil, foam minoxidil, basically anything I could get my hands on. I am 30 now and my hair is still thinning, but it's still there. It's weird.... I just notice that over time my hair continues to slowly get thinner in texture and in hair density. I still have hair, but idk. I have seen dudes younger than me though completely bald, or with extreme recession. Genetics are genetics unfortunately....
@stop.me.7395 Yeah, idk honestly. I'm healthy, though I could lose a little weight. I just know on my 22nd birthday, I saw a recording my mom took of me and there it was. Half of the back of my head was gone
“If you don’t know who Brian Johnson is, you’ve definitely seen his videos.” > Shows footage from a video I’ve never seen before in my fucking life Pyro needs to stop assuming everyone has the same viewing habits that he does. 💀
I mean to give credit to Bryan Johnson a lot of the things he does to "deage" are research projects he wants to be available to everyone. He's not really hurting anyone, his son agreed to be part of that procedure, he wasn't forced to do it or anything from what I understand.
“These days” …I mean, substance abuse has always been a thing. Just look at the 70s & 80s in America at least. Look at when China had an opioid crisis thanks to the British.
If you want to look young as a guy. 1. Shave. 2. Skin care 3. Exercise ( especially cardio) 4. Sunscreen (Sun is dangerous) 5. Eating a variety of whole foods 6. Little to no drugs ( smoking/ drinking ages you like crazy) 7. Drink mainly water ( coffee and tea is ok, but energy drinks puts stress on the body) 8. Sleep 8-9 hours 9. Collagen and fish oil ( this is especially good the older you get) Let me know if I missed anything
I use sun umbrellas, I'm allergic to most sunscreens I find, and I'm also the whitest person alive, so if I'm out for a long time and the sun's out, I'll bring this clunky ass black umbrella with me. Accidentally nut tapped someone in a Poundland queue with it once, he was a good sport about it though.
People forget we have no garuntees the painting would prevent the user from dying of old age. Dorian dying when the paining self became his real self wasn’t because he was super old (he was in his 30s or 40s) it was because he’d been doing a bunch of irresponsible things that ruin your health you in large quantities.
Knew one guy who believed in the 'law of attraction'. My ex. He became a drug addict and abused me for years, both mentally and financially. He completely ruined his relationships with me and his friends, blaming me for many bad things in his life, even though he was the catalyst for those issues. So much for his 'law of attraction'. Now, he's left with no money, no loved ones, and no job. He's destroyed his body and his mental state. He ruined his life. You have to put in WORK to achieve the things you want in life. Just 'manifesting' them won't do shit.
Hey Pyro! Im certain youre aware of the Kris Tyson and Shadman situation. From that drama a list of influencers who have or had contacts with highly controversial Shadman has surfaced. Among these people are Belle Delphine, the late Twomad, Ricky Berwick etc. But the one who realy stood out to me was a TBH podcast member Dolan Dark. I hope you take a deeper look into this since hes one of the people u work with.
I mean idk if you remember but early 2010s shadman was more like le funny pron guy and was for the longest time. Its only once he made that one comic with someones irl underage daughter (i think keemstars???? Or some politician) that people actually started distancing themselves. I dont remember when that was though, maybe around 2017? So it matters more like, exactly when these people talked to him and what about imo
I have chronic pain and have recently forced myself to go on a lil walk outdoors every day. And sometimes I really hate making myself do it. But I’m always glad I did. Helps the body remember it’s a human on earth and not a moth to a screen. Helps loosen up the muscles. Ugh I hate it but it works
I have been sleeping 3-6 hours for the past 2 years, and I can tell you he's right. Instead of looking 2 years older, I look 10 years older. Also feel terrible all the time.
he didn't unlock any de aging breakthrough, he just has a growth hormone deficiency, you can't stop your puberty by putting sunscreen and not drinking alcohol
I didn’t watch any of this video as the topic (the recent slop) didn’t interest me. I only left a comment on the most recent video at the time as it seemed strange for pyro to not do a reaction video to the drama surrounding the biggest RUclips channel. Thanks for pointing out to the ending though. With more news coming out, i would assume pyro would do a video as mr beast could potentially be implicated as well
@gmord8694 eh, fair enough. I have commented myself, saying that as someone who doesn't watch other "slop" channels, I would like to hear his views on it and hear all the details compiled together. Since I've heard both sides of the spectrum (trans and anti-trans crowds) so I'm not sure who to believe. But yeah, I understand why he's also not made a video
As someone who cqnt stand the taste of alcohol and is confused and bewildered why anyone would want to willingly get drunk, i feel like, if you need to be drunk to have fun, to be fun, then you’re probably a pretty boring person.
theres nothing more to talk about, its all out there at large, in context of the whole thing, the shad thing is the least problematic and if you have any awareness of the internet you should know most people who knew or interacted him definitely dont like him now
Saying "The Picture of Dorian Gray" is a 2009 movie is like saying Master Chief is the guy from Fortnite
Dorian Gray was released in the United Kingdom on 9 September 2009, by Momentum Pictures
RIGHT
@@paclennydorian gray was released 140 years ago by oscar wilde
@@paclennyTrue, but Dorian Gray originally comes from Oscar Wilde’s 1890 novel, so OP is pointing out that it’s weird to reference a later adaptation- like MC in Fortnite - rather than the original.
But Pyro has never read a book so can’t exactly blame him for not knowing that. 😂
@@leppardslug he was talking about the movie
The real "Biggest Scam Yet" was the title of this video, not a single scam spoken about throughout this entire video btw
exactly my thought
exactly my thought
exactly my thought
exactly my thought
exactly my thought
Oscar Wilde didn't die for our sins only for you to call "The Portrait of Dorian Gray" simply a movie, Pyro.
Oscar ain't dying for no one but his own buffoonery, man. He ain't a martyr.
Then maybe reading should be more appealing to the masses
@@mancatto_44 I mean he did fight for queer rights any way he could back when being gay was punishable by pretty much death, so I would say there is a bit of that in him
Don’t make fun of someone if ur gonna call it the portait of Dorian gray
@@strictlydonotcare2421So in the end it was The portrait of Dorian Gay 🤔
he can whip out the old pyro voice like how jim carry can whip out the grinch face
The anti-twink death situation is insane.
Erectile Dysfunction Is Crazy
make it into erectile diss function, only getttng it up by dishing out the dissing in rap battles. :D
Pyrosloppy
@@wiaf8937 that's actually really creative
pyrocynical i have some questions
@@Artinho.edits. Thanks.
There’s no way that Pyro only referred to Dorian Gray as a movie lol
You think Pyro reads or would know who Oscar Wilde is? 😂
I cringe so hard. Pyro is British, SURELY Oscar Wilde had to be mentioned somewhere in the public education system? 😭
@@wilgefortisohlin568Fellow Brit here, we have a very strict set of authors we studied in school in the 2000’s - and it’s crazy that Oscar Wilde was never once taught or mentioned 😅
@@wilgefortisohlin568 Oscar Wilde is Irish man, though he was born when Ireland was part of the UK. Hell I live in Ireland i don't remember covering any of his work and i finished high school/secondary school recently.
@@orangeairsoft7292 I’m not saying that Oscar Wilde was an Englishman, I just assumed that people in the UK claim Wilde as shared cultural heritage. Maybe I’m wrong. It’s funny that he is not mentioned in schools though. I’m Polish and while we didn’t read Picture of Dorian Grey during basic-level literature classes, we did mention Wilde as an example of the wider Fin de siècle cultural climate.
Pyros biggest opp is “😭🙏”
Bro won’t stop yapping bout it
fr 😭🙏😭🙏
Or the skull emoji
Is he wrong though
Leafy looks like he was randomly made in the Oblivion character creator now. The reverse aging guy has eyes like Gwyneth Paltrow.
thats mean
but accurate
@@Leafygreens48of course you'd think so Leafygreens48
Pyro outlived Leafy in terms of twink death
Good
Something something that one shel silverstein story abt how hate inside makes you ugly on the outside and love inside makes you beautiful on the outside
twinks don't have nasolabial folds.
Original title: Reverse Age TikTok Is Crazy
Original thumbnail: photo of the Bryson guy in the video
You're a hero, my friend.
🤖
my fave pyro slop comment
I don’t get it
@@copfrown2397the title/thumbnail often changes a few hours/a day after the vid uploads to reach a wider audience
“Look at any female celebrity out there. Unless they’re Brad Pitt, the wall came for them”
…Does he know?
Pyro transvestigation video coming soon...
@@Hyper_1989Pyro isn't transphobic lmao.
@@KrimsonKattYTit’s a joke bruh
@@KrimsonKattYTpyro transvestigation video implies pyro is the one being scrutinized
People always saying "omg you are so boring". I'm not your entertainment, is your life so boring that you have to resort to other peoples lives? I'm happy and am having fun with what I do.
Ppl saying others are boring when they don't smoke/drink excessively is like is your life so sad you have to rely on substances to give it flavor?
Boring ahh answer
@@iluxa-4000tough
World of T Shirts is the best example to show that those people don't care. If you don't drink, you're boring. If you do, they call you an idiot and laugh. I know it's a cringe word but it's toxicity to the extreme. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Do what you want and do it for your own health. Tiktok kids are morons and their opinions are worthless.
@@soroushkowsarian3364yes it is
"yes youre young in your twenties shut up" - 4000 year old man collecting dust
unironically when pyro posts it honestly makes my day i wont lie
Yeah, makes my day worse
😭🙏 @@IronHeavy
As a 23yo who's balding worse than a Middle Age Catholic monk, looking young has never been on my mind. Not even supposed to think about that stuff until 30 but fate had other plans for me so why care
As a 22yo with the same situation, using a solution of minoxidil and topical finasteride was able to stop my hair loss, so this is something you can look into. It only stops further hair loss, it doesn't bring back the old hairline but this is something a hair transplant can do so not everything is lost
Forgive me for my ignorance, but there are people balding in their 20s? Where I come from, it's really rare, with it mostly happening to people with certain medical conditions. Hope you're doing well mate.
I am 22 years old, and I have yet to see people my age in my place balding due to causes other than health issues.
@@stop.me.7395It's pretty common in the USA. i am 30, and I started balding at 18, but then my hairline somehow held on up til now, I think I was 26 or 27 when I started noticing REALLY bad thinning at my temples to where it was going beyond just temples but into my actual hair, that's when I got on finasteride, dutasteride, oral minoxidil, foam minoxidil, basically anything I could get my hands on.
I am 30 now and my hair is still thinning, but it's still there. It's weird....
I just notice that over time my hair continues to slowly get thinner in texture and in hair density. I still have hair, but idk.
I have seen dudes younger than me though completely bald, or with extreme recession.
Genetics are genetics unfortunately....
@stop.me.7395 Yeah, idk honestly. I'm healthy, though I could lose a little weight. I just know on my 22nd birthday, I saw a recording my mom took of me and there it was. Half of the back of my head was gone
Genetics comes for us all, I feel your pain
"Reverse inflation tiktok is crazy" sounds like a nightmare he'd have.
Dead meme
0/10
yall stop hating it was a good joke
“If you don’t know who Brian Johnson is, you’ve definitely seen his videos.”
> Shows footage from a video I’ve never seen before in my fucking life
Pyro needs to stop assuming everyone has the same viewing habits that he does. 💀
I immediately thought of AC/DC
he's just copying critikal
@@TestChamber15why tf u here zhang yong
Year 2080 still no main channel video.
7:59 "IT'S CALLED A PARASOL!"
It hurt every time he said it
What good is it trying to look younger if the guy looks like a character from Phucker In The Ashes anyway
3 days pyro
Count your days Pyro
Better sleep with one eye open pyro
Boeing are watching
100 souls in 3 days.
@@paclenny based reference
See his eyes? They are shallow in a weird way, and he has vampiric vibes. I would not be that surprised if he’s in his mid to late twenties.
Twink Voldemort
in like a sarcastic way or you truly think that hes in his 20s?
"his lifestyle is very extreme he doesnt drink he doesnt smoke"
the extreme part is that this is considered extreme
18:48 I genuinely feel bad for people who can’t comprehend that there are people out there who just don’t enjoy smoking or drinking 💀
Or straight up cant
I mean to give credit to Bryan Johnson a lot of the things he does to "deage" are research projects he wants to be available to everyone. He's not really hurting anyone, his son agreed to be part of that procedure, he wasn't forced to do it or anything from what I understand.
YES SLOP I LOVE SLOP!!!! SLOP ALL OVER ME YES SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOPPY SLOP GIVE ME. MORE SLOPE!!!
God I love slopes! INCLINE GANG
IF YOU LOVE 15° SLOPES SCREEAMM
SLOOP! SLOOPSLOOPSLOOPSLOOPSLOOOOOOOP!
Bro became Darth Plagueis the wise, he mastered the way of immortality
He could save others from death, But not himself
Bearded Pyro was not a possibility I had in my bingo card
another flop
What the fart
Erm what the spruce
No one hates on Pyro more than his fans 💀
You mean slop?
You like flop in your mouth?
"I don't drink"
"Well, you're no fun then"
And this, ladies and gents, is why people have so many substance abuse problems these days
“These days” …I mean, substance abuse has always been a thing. Just look at the 70s & 80s in America at least. Look at when China had an opioid crisis thanks to the British.
Original title: Tiktok Reverse Aging is crazy
"Sun umbrella. Sun Umbrella"
It's called a fucking parasol 😤
“The 2009 film Dorian Gray” my mans never read a book
Wow book reader. Vewy smart.
@@OG_Sneert0130pHonE bAD 😤
Surprised he didn’t call it Dorian Gay.
@@FaceBack18 Lmao
Pyro really trying to dodge the shadman you know what
Shadman is based, zoomers can fuсk off
dudes finger joints look like he laid traintracks for decades
Previous title was: "Reverse Aging is Crazy"
People replying "You must be boring" when they hear you don't drink are the most boring people ever
Bro looks like Voldemort with hair
If you want to look young as a guy.
1. Shave.
2. Skin care
3. Exercise ( especially cardio)
4. Sunscreen (Sun is dangerous)
5. Eating a variety of whole foods
6. Little to no drugs ( smoking/ drinking ages you like crazy)
7. Drink mainly water ( coffee and tea is ok, but energy drinks puts stress on the body)
8. Sleep 8-9 hours
9. Collagen and fish oil ( this is especially good the older you get)
Let me know if I missed anything
Reverse Age TikTok situation is insane
I use sun umbrellas, I'm allergic to most sunscreens I find, and I'm also the whitest person alive, so if I'm out for a long time and the sun's out, I'll bring this clunky ass black umbrella with me. Accidentally nut tapped someone in a Poundland queue with it once, he was a good sport about it though.
Insane Yap Session
I really love how you handled this topic. Genuinely this is a very well done commentary
Oscar Wilde spinning in his grave like a propeller for that “Dorian Gray is a 2009 movie”
ahh hell
People forget we have no garuntees the painting would prevent the user from dying of old age. Dorian dying when the paining self became his real self wasn’t because he was super old (he was in his 30s or 40s) it was because he’d been doing a bunch of irresponsible things that ruin your health you in large quantities.
Young people using anti aging products is CRAZY
Pyro's gonna look handsome AF once puberty hits ngl
Bro looks14 and acts like a npc
Maybe a light breeze will blow
Knew one guy who believed in the 'law of attraction'. My ex. He became a drug addict and abused me for years, both mentally and financially. He completely ruined his relationships with me and his friends, blaming me for many bad things in his life, even though he was the catalyst for those issues. So much for his 'law of attraction'. Now, he's left with no money, no loved ones, and no job. He's destroyed his body and his mental state. He ruined his life.
You have to put in WORK to achieve the things you want in life. Just 'manifesting' them won't do shit.
Pyro grocery haul when?
pyro every time he gets a hair cut:
lego?
Bro looks like one of those Pinkmin sprouts.
Bro saying "Sun Umbrella" instead of "Parasol" to pad an extra syllable each time is insane.
These videos are so needlessly long, i watch them in 1.5x speed
500 years after hes gonna die archeologists will think that they found mexican aliens again 💀
Littery just finished watching ordinary things “how to live forever” what a timeing
Second title: Reverse Aging Is A Scam
New title: Biggest Scam Yet
Thumbnail hair still better than Pyro's hair
Hi what the acctual fuck is wrong with you.
I love how immortality is described so good fromsoftware when it turns to something so bad and corrupted
Reverse Aging = malnutrition, just a little tip for you guys
the biggest scam yet is the title of this video
Damn, Can't we just accept that aging is a natural part of life 💀
WHERE THAT DAMN VIRGIN BLOOD?!
“Sun umbrella”
A PARASOL PYRO, A PARASOL
Hey Pyro! Im certain youre aware of the Kris Tyson and Shadman situation. From that drama a list of influencers who have or had contacts with highly controversial Shadman has surfaced. Among these people are Belle Delphine, the late Twomad, Ricky Berwick etc. But the one who realy stood out to me was a TBH podcast member Dolan Dark. I hope you take a deeper look into this since hes one of the people u work with.
Stfu and eat your slop like the rest of us. Be grateful for the slop given and stop asking for good slop!
For anyone who sees this comment pls like it or respond to it so we can get it closer to pyro. Thank you!
I mean idk if you remember but early 2010s shadman was more like le funny pron guy and was for the longest time. Its only once he made that one comic with someones irl underage daughter (i think keemstars???? Or some politician) that people actually started distancing themselves. I dont remember when that was though, maybe around 2017? So it matters more like, exactly when these people talked to him and what about imo
@@ratking413thanks for the info
I have chronic pain and have recently forced myself to go on a lil walk outdoors every day. And sometimes I really hate making myself do it. But I’m always glad I did. Helps the body remember it’s a human on earth and not a moth to a screen. Helps loosen up the muscles. Ugh I hate it but it works
ava chris tyson situation is crazy
Nah, it's "MrBeast is Finished".
Bro's going back to mom's belly in a few years if he keeps deaging like that 💀
. PYRO'S
BIZARRE SLOP
DOWNWARD SPIRAL
We love pyro's slop
Slopping all over us all
Inflating us all
Brian johnson is the only one that is valid, he posts all stats, most measured human, and he is very down to earth about it.
5k views in 10 mins… the falloff is crazy
I have been sleeping 3-6 hours for the past 2 years, and I can tell you he's right.
Instead of looking 2 years older, I look 10 years older. Also feel terrible all the time.
35 my ass he's 16
What? He made a video 10yrs ago
he didn't unlock any de aging breakthrough, he just has a growth hormone deficiency, you can't stop your puberty by putting sunscreen and not drinking alcohol
the most wholesome daily slop video ever
bro how many ads can u put in one video :(
"nobody has a chance of personality that sudden, consider neurological"
-Dr. Domicile
still no skibidi movie video
He must do review
Never smile, never emote, no aging achieved
Does anyone know where this photograph of Leafy was posted? (0:08 Timestamp)
most likely twitter or reddit probably
@@angeline9087 Thank you!
Another great video pyrocynical 🙏😭
Thank you Niall
Wow pyro your just contributing to the fact not enough creators have talked about the Kris Tyson situation I’m not surprised
As a member of the 7.2% of the pyro slop audience, I really appreciate the thoughtfulness of adding a twighlight reference 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Pyro - are you going to do a video about Ava / kris?
Did you watch till the end of the video?
@@Dragonsoul1001 no cuz theres no subway surfers gameplay beside him
I didn’t watch any of this video as the topic (the recent slop) didn’t interest me. I only left a comment on the most recent video at the time as it seemed strange for pyro to not do a reaction video to the drama surrounding the biggest RUclips channel. Thanks for pointing out to the ending though. With more news coming out, i would assume pyro would do a video as mr beast could potentially be implicated as well
@gmord8694 eh, fair enough. I have commented myself, saying that as someone who doesn't watch other "slop" channels, I would like to hear his views on it and hear all the details compiled together. Since I've heard both sides of the spectrum (trans and anti-trans crowds) so I'm not sure who to believe. But yeah, I understand why he's also not made a video
This kid be looking like he on life support 😭😭😭
hmmm someone been watching ordinary things 😉
Pyro's Biggest Scam yet 😭🙏
😭🙏
This guy gonna talk about the mr beast diddler situation?
Did you watch the end of the video🤡.
20:35
@@naterdawgg thanks
8:20
To be fair, I live in Arizona, so I literally can't (at least not without suffering heat stroke)
Kris Tyson
i love that pyro's reference for dorian grey is the 2008 movie and not the oscar wild story that the movie is based on lmao truly a cultured king
As someone who cqnt stand the taste of alcohol and is confused and bewildered why anyone would want to willingly get drunk, i feel like, if you need to be drunk to have fun, to be fun, then you’re probably a pretty boring person.
or anxious as fuck all of the time and they need something to take the edge off
Get off your pedestal. Not everyone who drinks is an alcoholic.
@@gitarooman2995 That's literally not what OP said, shut the fuck up.
@@gitarooman2995nah that’s craaaazy. Where in their comment did they even say anything about alcoholism?? Am I missing something?
The old pyro bit had me cackling 😭 why was it so funny
as a woman and on behalf of the woman pyro subscribers we will all die if you dont stop posting slop thats way too sloppy
Bro is NOT allowed in bars
why no talk about kris
watch the end of the video
@@glovemiester pyrocynical videos are a hard watch
Original thumnail is a picture of Brandon Miles May, and the original title was "Reverse Age TikTok Is Crazy"
this 14 year old claiming to be 36 is such a good bit, finally real comedy
Check his channel, he has videos from 10 years ago... did he do them when he was 4?
Pyro is avoiding the kris situation like the plague and is funny to see😂
Kris? Huh?
Doesn’t talk about Kris tyson what are you hiding
he prob will since he prob waited for the reponse of mrbeast
Doesn't watch till the end of the video...
theres nothing more to talk about, its all out there at large, in context of the whole thing, the shad thing is the least problematic and if you have any awareness of the internet you should know most people who knew or interacted him definitely dont like him now
@@Dragonsoul1001 Yeah we did and it's called a cucking out
bro changed the thumbnail and name and I SAW IT