American vs. NORWEGIAN FJORD
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Nick vs. Norwegian fjord and a fish
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Norway makes Malena so happy, you can tell by her not exploding with every soy thing Nick permanently does
Also they have vikings ;o
it is one of the happiest countries in the world after all
@@ai-eo4dm is it? They have one of the highest suicide rates...
Fun to see u guys in norway again!! have fun and please stay there
Nick would fall for these PogO
@@HonkyTonkyMan TRUE KEKL
@@HonkyTonkyMan haha yes true
I read this as she constantly yells at nick
How can you expect him to stay, there’s no whataburger in Norway!!
Somehow it didn't seem this miserable live HAHAH... Bravo editors! I agree though... you should stay there, you both seem simply happier. Maybe split custody?
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The first and last love
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You guys are too cute
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Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Definitely not all year, although Norway is beautiful but it’s also extremely depressing half the year since there’s very little sunlight in a day. I’d say going for the summer months and coming back for the winter and spring
@@youngnutsack17 sun depresses me lol
MELANA is blossoming in her habitat, what a queen 😂
I’m so sad I’ve missed pretty much all of the Norway streams. Keep those videos coming I’d love to see more Norway content
Check the vods they keep em up on twitch
i felt 50% of the soy leave that mans body after he caught that fish
That still leaves an unholy amount of soy, though.
I would say it was soy sized fish so, lets say 5% in my opinion.
OTK and Friends; The Norway rundown. A 4 days camping series of streams. That'll be the craziest.
But cost like near 20k to get everyone over there and stay for a week
@@pokemonhitmonlee42 millionaire for a reason
like survivor and there's two tribes
Could you imagine it a bunch of the soyest people on twitch and the internet I’d bet money one of them dies live on stream when bjorn (the legend) starts bonking the fish he catches to kill it
Thank you for making a video out of this i watched the whole stream it was fun and relaxing weirdly to see you guys out fishing thank you for the video and for the stream!
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Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
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Hard to tell because he is usually in his on-camera persona, but it seems like Nick enjoys Norway more each time he goes.
Malena flexing her skills is dope..they need to get place in Norway..nick would probably benefit from it
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Maaaaan, watching nick add ketchup to that fish. Sinful, just sinful. Add some lemon juice & salt.
Dude big props to Malena, she’s caught, killed and cooked the fish for nick in a hour. Nick knows never to let go of a woman that cooks like that 😂
*_"I don't believe that the vest floats, I want you to explain to me how the vest floats"_*
Easy, throw his ass in, that'll convince him 👍👍
not only in america but also in norway, malena does everything and nick doesnt do shit, and the one time he does he complains about everything hahaha
I wonder how many times she considered throwing him over the board and said that was accident :-D
I think this is a new record for the amount of respect I've gained for Malena, and lost for Nick, in the span of 1 RUclips video. This is why other countries think Americans are soft.
exactly this
The big question is; Has nick tried Lutefisk?
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
This dude can’t even eat cheese lmao. No way has he tried Lutefisk
@@bryandickson2037 I'm not googling it but I'm guessing it's that smelly fish thingy right? If it is no way he would try it
@@rafael_lana No, thats surstromming and swedish. Lutefisk is jellfied fish eaten with bacon. Typical christmas food
5:39 nearly spat out my drink
6:19
Norway streams are the only streams I watch when it's happening. Everything else I watch on RUclips.
Imagine having to stay at your in-law's place for weeks Kekw. I am usually done after 2 hours
congrats on winning the genetic lottery scandinavians
thanks
everytime I watch an nmp stream/clip I feel like Im watching a kid grow up.
What if you go and learn how to swim Nick, at least how to float, so you don't die before they help you!
time to move to norway i love it here :)
The water is perfectly flat, no waves or white water, and nick is crying.
how is malena so tall :o Viking grandparent genetics I guess
Malena is such a babe
Nick needs a "Stuck in Norway" Song outro on these videos haha
It is accurate Melana, fish do tend become more active when it's raining
Has Malena permanently killed this channel yet?
Hmmm. I love in south Africa, I'm currently 21 years old. I want to escape by age 25. I'm thinking Denmark, Sweden, Switzerland, Norway or Canada.
Thoughts???
Come to Germany. We've got nature big and historical cities dating back to the time of the romans, original food, and very good job situations. Ethnically Germany has become very diverse with a lot of expats and migrants. So come here. greetings
Canada and Sweden are probably the easiest to become citizens in. Norway is tricky as they mainly take in highly educated jobseekers. Denmark and Switzerland are almost impossible to attain citizenship in. It takes around 20 years to become a citizen in Switzerland if you are even valued there, and Denmark most likely won´t even let you in.
If you claim asylum on the other hand, they have to take you in while you are being processed. But if they determine that you dont qualify for asylum, IE. theres an immediate danger to your life in your home country, they are gonna kick you out.
Well mate! Let's start off with you.
You need a steady job that provides a decent income, it'll help a lot if you don't have a criminal record. Applying for citizenship could be a hassle.
And I now the countries. Switzerland is the most expensive. It's exchange rate is X17 meaning 1 swizz dollar= 17 South Africa Rand. Canada is 12. I'm not sure about Sweden. So I think you'd need at least R500.000 or a million on the dot to have a decent life there. I don't recommend Denmark. Don't get me wrong! It's a good country, it's just not as good as Canada, Sweden or Switzerland... Not so sure about it Norway ☺
Switzerland and Norway will be a problem. 10 years+ to become a citizen. Plus since your from south Africa, it's most likely you're black. Not to be insulting or anything, but it's just the way it is, Swiss cops will tackle you whenever you run suspiciously. DO NOT! UNDER A Y CIRCUMSTANCES, GO TO AMERICA!! Canada and Sweden are very accepting. Denmark is uhhhh 👎🏽
Canada, Sweden 👍🏾
Switzerland too expensive and a bit r@cist. Swiss cops will tackle you whenever you run suspiciously, assuming if you're bla©k. It's harsh, I know... But it's just the way it is
Norway and Denmark are uhhhh wellll 👎🏽
I been trying to watch the streams live but my sleep schedule is so fucked I barely ever catch one I now have more time spent watching esfand
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
First reading this i thought nick brought an american fjord..like wtf😂
I may be going blind but nicks hairline almost looked not totaly scuffed for a sec here
Love to see you guys in Norway, I’m part Norwegian and hope to be able to visit in the near future!
Buy malenas parents a new boat
You be a bit soy at times Nick, but today you made us all proud. FeelsStrongMan Clap
storm? that was actually very good weather for Vestlandet haha
been loving these streams, love nick n malena
It would be so fun to go fishing like that, also what kind of fish was it? looks like a Paddock maybe?
Also Malena cooked that perfectly
It is called a Saithe (Pollachius virens)
Are they close to where they can catch Norwegian king crab?
@@deerick3109 yes
he's never moving to norway lol he is so miserable there
3rd
Fn ketchup on fish lol wow nick you making us Americans look like shit in Norway
Seriously, when Malena girlbosses like that, catching fish, knowing shit, driving boat and car, cooking a good meal, it's the only time I envy Nick. And this is not meant to be thirst. It's honest appreciation. Sadly, it comes with lots of pent up anger and bad communcation habits, so I quickly know why I don't actually envy Nick :D
wtf how good is the Internet up there that they can stream on a boat? In germany i'd go 5m out of the city and would struggle with even loading a message.
They use a remote backpack and it’s based of mobile/cell phone internet it costs a lot of money
@@essexginge9167 still a good connection
they should do a survival show hahaha
Thisbisbso much more fun then people sitting by their computer or in a sertain kitchen!
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Press A nibble funny
Is everyone from a big city in the US as soy as nick?
He’s joking man. Playing it up for laughs
@@businessk3014 Americans are soy
malena screaming "EG HAR FISK EG HAR FISK EG HAR HELVETES FIISK" was the highlight for me
0:39 ok who is a smart boy and tell me what car is in the garage?
first time seeing this channel. Is she your mother?
As a Canadian, I'm surprised at how warm Norway is. Winter to me means 3 feet of snow and -25c temps or colder.
The gulf stream + most of the country being by the ocean
same here in mongolia
Too anyone Who Cares... Throwing a fish back into the water is likely to greatly decrease the fish's chances of survival. The major problem with tossing a fish back into the water is that the fish can go into shock, and float belly-up. ... In a lake the fish can be out of reach, and die belly-up.
pog
Quick! Its a tasty fresh fish! Drown it in ketchup and salt!!!
Nick is so soy and I am happy that he is trying something new with Malena's family. Look how happy Malena is with him and her family.
I wish malena had fed nick to the fish he was so annoying on this stream
now this is content, fuck Master Chef.
Facts bro.
FJORDDDDD
Anyone knows what kind of boat Malena’s family have?
I’ve thought the title said Food for 3 days now
first 2 minutes
the ketchup was disrespectful...
Looks so fun
who the fuck uses ketchup on fish?
Norway is a safe human utopia (if you're born there and isn't from the bottom poorest or late to oil/fish-game immigrant family) then I see no other way than to agree with the comments that's saying Norway is this wonderful and all the more by any measures possibly used for proving objectively of our human happiness indexes, it's the happiest bubble in existence.
It also only has a population of around 5.5 million. People need to stop trying to compare it to the US
If I hear T-T-T-Tax Act one more time...
its so great the Norway stream
Gotta love seeing Malena drinking Pepsi
Where is the american fjord ?
Basic Norwegian knowledge
first
almost 200k on here pogo congrats my boi
Oh it looks warm raining not snowing☺️
Nick I'm so proud. Malena you're a miracle worker
How you not have him eat a sweaty cheese matpakke
how long are u two a love? i cant remember u without her, but i remember u move to soda have you already been a couple or did you meet her on a dreamhack?
nick has been with her since she was 12 years old
S OMEGALOL Y
yo imagine bruce and erobb in norway bro
7:50 Malena projecting onto nick lmao
Looks good but it’s not REAL American fish.
didn't this come months ago?
*KISS THE FISH*
no longer stuck in america PogU
I don't know if Nick is actually this soy irl or if he is joking for stream. Maybe I'm just on dangerous amounts of copium
no ice fishing in Norwegian?
there is nothing like the homelands
"WE" caught this xD
You are my QUEEEEEEEEEN FOREVER
The casual “he’s soy” lmao
Where in Norway is Malena from???
from west coast, a little place called Os, in bjørnafjorden, the location on video is haljem
Norway do be pretty :)
really enjoyed this video
When Malena is the alpha
Her pepsi max lol
I wanted you guys to catch a BIG ONE.
Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
this was an awesome video dude
No way bruh 7:03
peak content
that was too much salt...