Fun fact: the term "Simulacra" is the plural of "Similacrum", which actually means a copy of someone. It looks and acts like them, but it's completely soulless. As someone who knew what the term meant before starting to watch this, it was extremely fun figuring things out way faster than Mark
@@gadoplays8478 Yeah, kind of. The technical definition just says it's a replacement, but for anyone who's played D&D or similar games, that's definitely the kind of connotation.
:Spoiler: Did anyone notice anna's background of herself kept changing? she had her eyes closed as well as her mouth at the start (at roughly 2:25) then crazy things happened and she opened her eyes (roughly 57:42) then she smiles around 2:03:14. ... The "YOUR PHONE IS WATCHING YOU" title is very fitting edit: HOLY THIS IS THE MOST LIKES IV EVER GOTTEN-
The person in this game with Anna's phone should become a full time detective or something. His ability to find all this info with not that much trouble is amazing.
as unfortunate as it is, anna trying to report murv for sexual harassment and having her boss ‘recommend’ that she don’t go through with the report is all too real. especially bc even though she (aka mark in this scenario) chooses to get justice and not let it slide she’s punished and threatened by her boss regardless. there’s really no winning in this kind of situation :(
I mean, that's basically what MeToo started with and still runs heavily off of. The best solution for the dilemma you describe is to prevent it from existing (catch-22), which requires greater cultural and sociopolitical change than a single person can reasonably affect alone. If not much else, a lot of companies are at least hearing how common it actually is... and more importantly (from their perspective), that a lot of us don't want to give any of our money to companies that "ascend" by traumatizing and abusing people, sexually or otherwise. It's not enough, but it's movement.
I had almost that exact thing happened but I got lucky with it. My coworker was being a complete pig towards women who came into the gym and basically women in general treating them as objects and talking to them as lesser. Don't forget the sprinkle of racism on top of that. I called him out and told him it was unacceptable, he argued with me for 30 minutes about it trying to justify his behaviours before eventually just giving up and telling me to f*ck off. I reported him 5 separate times to my general manager with visual proof of this guy's actions and I was told each time to "leave him alone" that management will "handle it". So I got the number to hr and to my reginal manager and threatened my gm with reporting him also so he pulled his head out of the sand and made a report about the coworker. In the end my reginal was a woman so when she confronted the coworker he told her to f*ck off, eat sh*t, and d*e. Tried to vaguely threaten me as well as throwing his uniform shirt at the reginal he stormed out of the building and kicked down our sign on his way past it. But three of the males that still work with me have contact with the coworker and he tells them all the time about how great they were and how it was the reginal and all the other women that were just b*tches to him.
First off, would like to note that (sexual) harrassment is completely case by case, and this is mainly FOR and ONLY for scenarios like Anna/Murv... choosing NOT to go through with it is still a win. 1. Boss isn't upset and is thankful (to some extents). 2. Boss has higher chance on approving her study leave. 3. Her boss says he will have a talk with Murv, so we can assume that Murv will then have a target painted on his back so he will no longer sexually harass her or other female coworkers. 4. Even if 1-3 do not end up well, she can blackmail the boss about reporting Murv and causing a scandal. 5. She CAN still report via Elizabeth AFTER the deal goes through, since Elizabeth clearly states that she will let the report through AND WON'T BLOCK IT. she has such power plays over this, so why sacrifice so much potential profit over justice for only herself (as far as we know). Point 5 still lets her get her justice, this isn't murder or kiddy diddling, it CAN literally wait.
Yeah this is fine☺. I'm watching this on my phone too. And I'm home alone, plus my english name is Anna. I'm scared lol Edit: Lmao not y'all still replying
Text- "I'm not Anna right now" Mark- "...is this some weird rp thing?" Taylor- "Role playing? I like it" Mark- "Aw shi-" *wheezes* "God dammit" Also Mark- "I'lL bE yOuR nUrSe FoR tOnIgHt BaBiE"
This playthrough stressed me out beyond human comprehension when he put "Tobuscus" instead of "Tobias" I actually lost literally 95% of my braincells and three years off of my life
Mark, disgusted and confused by the sexual harassment on the dating app:** "Is this what girls have to go through every single day?" *Pretty much, Mark. Pretty much.*
I didn’t notice this at first, but the weird sounds Greg hears when he’s at Anna’s house is actually the simulacrum talking. You can barely hear it, but they’re saying, “I am you, and you are us. We will never be separated” timestamp: 42:24
'Cuz *Murv* is an owl name. I will get an owl and name it Murv. Updates soon. Edit: I got an owl and named it Murv. Then it harassed me so I had to file a report ab it.
@@sedinmasettoe6317 I’ve watched a couple playthoughs to see others different reactions to the game and most of them were talking over it so I’m just now finding this listing closely when mark wasn’t taking😅
That’s why you shouldn’t use dating apps, or talk to strange men, or go out on dates, but still remain accessible to men, but also set boundaries but don’t be rude, but
For me the most scary part in Simulacra will be the log in part, the rest of the game is creepy, don't get me wrong, but something about this specific part is so terrifying to me, specially when it says "too bad for Anna then", that just give chills all over my spine and fills me with a sense of dread
i felt the exact same way. as a horror nerd, i find it so gratifying when a simple line alone is able to elicit such paranoia and dread. its so simple, but its _so_ effective. im reading this secondhand in the early morning with a disney movie on in the background, and it _still_ made me take a glance around the room im in real quick. good shit man.
Yeah. I have no idea how or why, but after watching a bunch of different Playthru‘s of this game multiple times over the past few years, I’m just now noticing that line. I have no clue how I missed it, but it hit me hard when I heard it.
i actually tought this would be a smart ingenious psicological horror game where everything slightly gets creepier but not even 2 minutes in and this game is throwing jumpscares going apeshit. 10/10
The noises in this game are freaking terrifying they sound like they are actually coming from your room its scary at 2:10:54 the tapping noise sounds like its actually coming from my wall like I litterly got so scared i turned on my lamp to see if anyone was in my room (0^0)
Mark legit posting a 2hr 40 min video of a phone game whilst other gaming yts will post 10 minutes then never play it again, gotta respect this man for his commitment
Too bad he didn’t actually pay attention to the game, like normal. Based off of how much jacksepticeye got into it, i think mark would have actually liked it more if he actually got into it or payed attention to it at all.
Its the small things that make this game creepy. Like the whispering, the door knocking, the background of the phone changing, etc. All of it is just pure greatness and I love the scariness of it!
I love ambiance like that in horror, sets the mood more than jumpscares in games for me tbh...unless you rarely use jumpscares and use them perfectly, they become recycled and the initial scare wears off real quick, and can kinda ruin a game's experience if it relies solely on jumpscares...
I know this video is 4 years old but I felt like telling everyone that I have a semi-annual rewatch of this in winter after shoveling driveways for money and drinking hot chocolate. It works very well for this. So does Jacks playthrough.
The premise of this game is cool, and the mechanics and scares are neat, but god the *writing.* The dialogue and interactions feel like they're written by someone who's never met an actual human being in their life
Hey Mark? If you ever decide to go through it again, here are a few pointers to get the best ending. 1. Trust Taylor over Greg every time. 2. When Ashley says she loves you, say it back. 3. When you make the SPark Profile, use the picture of Ashley she sends you when you return her feelings as well as her name. 4. Don't tell Ashley you're not really Anna. Those four points alone will be a big help to you, because other then the ending you got, you have three others. You can save Anna and Taylor together, or only one of them each. I hope you do another one showing us your achievement of those endings.
2:14:29 in the text it says dont trust your water pipes and in the speech of Taylor you can hear water pipes in the background Edit: for people asking in the replies the time stamp is 2:13:05 when it says don’t trust the water pipes
Watching this with headphones, and the first knocking seriously made me pause the video and check the door. Then I had to back it up to make sure it was in the video. Kudos to the sound designer.
My poor heart... headphones at 12 -1 in the morning... Seriously watch this with headphones on.. it will make you paranoid as ever. The sound is super clear, and living in an apartment I legit jumped thinking someone was knocking on my porch to the right of me. With the second knocking.
4:04 - the heck? And there’s a huge difference between saying “you look _stunning_ in that dress” (potentially classy) and saying “you look hot in that dress” (probably sleazy), and a huge difference between that and saying “you should wear that dress more, it’s hot” (possibly misogynistic). So, yeah...
I was watching this at night and heard the knocking. It sounded like my window so I looked out of my window. I saw three of my cats staring at me from my backyard. Just their eyes. I slept with my lights on that night.
Those sound effects really had me believing that they were not in the game. Only when Mark had the same reaction did I realize that they were just REALLY FRICKEN GOOD SOUND EFFECTS! Scary as hell.
Khaos Drawz I AGREE 100% !!! I paused the video and took off my headphones when i heard the knocking because i legit thought someone was at my door !! The sound effects are AMAZING ! Very well done
@@dovehq1031 the sound effect sounded like someone knocking on the wall in house, that sound effect at 2:10:57 sounds EXACTLY like it no joke. So i pulled off my headphones and there was no one there and i was like what, then restarted the video and Mark reacted to it and i was like oh... i'm dumb...
You're typing skills are pretty good considering you're having a heart attack. "cardiac arrest" is quite formal for a little spook. Unless you ARE going into cardiac arrest in which I refer to my first sentence.
@@jacksonmasaitis3913 mmm yes. That is just the poetic quote I've been needing to hear my entire life. It brings tears to my eyes it's so MANLY. Just like America's MANLY BURGERS-
@@zixby2 incorrect, there were multiple instances indicating sarcasm here. "Definitely" "Clearly" The fact that these were used in tandem with a statement that was blatantly incorrect.
2:14:06 sounds like Taylor is near water or a shower is running, idk but that was weird and I went through the whole voice message trying to see if it was just me playing tricks on myself and them mark was like, where are you so I’m guessing he heard it too. I had to replay the whole voice message to get what Taylor was saying.
i feel like the real jump scares are the phone calls bruh anna’s ringtone is something else
Yeah, true)).
Definetly
Soooo true
tho the start of the ring tone scares me but that beat is cool for me
Omg ur name is Ashley
I love how Markiplier and Jacksepticeye both loved the "Fuck it so much" line
Err... FFFFUUUCCCKKK IS sOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHH!!!!
FUCK IT SOOOOO MUCH!!!!
They LOOOVED IT SOOO MUUUUUUCH
This game was a masterpiece
fuuUUCKK IT SOO MUUUAUUCH!
The main joke Mark got from this game was Greg saying "Fuck it so muuuuuch!"
this was actually hilarious 😂
Man, he really loves silent treatment.
Fuck it so muuuuuch
@@z0llied54 sOo MuUuUuUuch
*soooo MUUUUUUUUUUUuUuUCH*
Fun fact: the term "Simulacra" is the plural of "Similacrum", which actually means a copy of someone. It looks and acts like them, but it's completely soulless. As someone who knew what the term meant before starting to watch this, it was extremely fun figuring things out way faster than Mark
...like doppelganger / alternates from mandela catalogue?
@@gadoplays8478 Yeah, kind of. The technical definition just says it's a replacement, but for anyone who's played D&D or similar games, that's definitely the kind of connotation.
Illusions
Came here to say the exact same thing 😄
" As someone who knew what the term meant before starting to watch this, it was extremely fun figuring things out way faster than Mark" r/iamverysmart
Imagine the whole entire time the knocking at the door was Anna wanting her phone back
i thougth that
that would be cool But I hate the sounds im in the dark and it sounds like it is coming from my room
That-s impresive... i think...😂
then damn girl has some freaky stuff on her phone
Also, why was iris not speaking to the player??
Man the scariest part about those noises is how they always sound like they're coming from my right, which is where my window is
My window is on my right too!
rotate
@@thejayswordgaming7645 oh geez thanks I didn't even think of that let me just set my laptop on the floor and hunch over in my chair to stare at it
@@artiststrashcan2542 you are welcome
Turn around then lol
“What is your favorite movie ?”
mark: uHH TIDDIE SPRINKLES
Morgan freeman meme reference lol
I-Okay
Yes yes indeed lol
@@je_remy555 why do you girls always say I-
But what's your favorite scary movie?
:Spoiler:
Did anyone notice anna's background of herself kept changing? she had her eyes closed as well as her mouth at the start (at roughly 2:25) then crazy things happened and she opened her eyes (roughly 57:42) then she smiles around 2:03:14.
... The "YOUR PHONE IS WATCHING YOU" title is very fitting
edit: HOLY THIS IS THE MOST LIKES IV EVER GOTTEN-
I noticed
and true lol
2:02:34
The phone anna was the simulacra watching you, the "copy" of Anna. Because it watched your every step the whole time trying to divert you.
Wooooah wait thanks for this
"If you see this, don’t come find me."
Mark: *I think she wants us to not find her.*
mark is the true empath
Welp that's too bad- **looks for anna**
Just ends it at 1:50
Mark (an empath): I think she wants us not to find her.
*roll credits*
Mark: don’t be a jumpsca-
Taylor: *starts singing*
Mark in his head: this is worse than any jumpscare
57:06
pffft-
lol
mind: HAKAKAJAJAJWU27828272UWYSGSHSHSHSHSHHSJJAHAHAHHAA
*e g g*
@@---fd4kr *e g g*
~y e s~
Every single ringtone or sound on this phone is absolutely terrifying.
Thank you for saying what needs to be said
I shat myself when it was all quiet then the ringtone was in my god damn ear
it was terrifying.
How-
I'm terrified, thanks for stating the truth
Mark: “That seems important…I should write this down…”
Also Mark: writes nothing down
Me: Wow mark isnt swearing too much.
Greg: Hold my phone.
Greg: starts swearing
Mark every time he thinks of Greg: FFFFFUUUUCCKKEEEDDDD FFFFUUUCCK FFFFUUUCCK
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT SO MUAAACH!"
No no, -Greg: Hold Anna’s phone.
=-=
Is that a pun?
jacksepticeye playing simulacra: *tries his best, is serious*
markiplier playing simulacra: toBUSCus
Is Jack's Greg the same from Night in the woods?
Danger QD what?
That's why mark is more enjoyable to watch
HAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Mark is being smart though is some situation
studying: ❌
watching an old Markiplier video: ✅
SAME istg😫😫
Lol 😂 same here. I have three finals to finish 😅 but I guess I can do it tomorrow lol 😂
My 3 missing assignments due the next day: "Hi"
Me at 3am who was gonna get out of bed: *"AAÃÂĀÀÁÅÅÃÂÁÅĀ"*
SAMEEEEE
Lamo same
The person in this game with Anna's phone should become a full time detective or something. His ability to find all this info with not that much trouble is amazing.
I mean in Simulacra 2 you are a detective.I think.
@@HanzoHasashi2108 you have a choice between journalist and detective
@@squidpw6493 Well you could be a detective, so what I said is half true.
@@HanzoHasashi2108 yes but just wanted to make sure you know :)
@@squidpw6493 Oh I knew just kinda forgot about the choice thing but remember the detective thing.
Gregs call sounds like a badly made anime english dub when someone is yelling.
I was thinking literally the exact same thing
I would like the comment but it is at 69 so yea XD
Mr. RadBerry :>
Who’s T-Series it sounds familiar
It sounds like a bootleg version of Ryuji from Persona5
Me: Merv is a perfect creep name
Mark: Merv the perv
Me: It just got better
No one cares
@@jameswent48 Then why bother leaving a reply? You wasted your own time, my guy.
@@elisabetrouge How the fuck else are they supposed to say no one cares?
@@Steveman27 They could have just not said anything and moved on. Shocking I know. They could go watch something else that they do care about.
@@jameswent48 The fucking irony! Nobody cares? No YOU care!
I love the about section Mark creates for the new spark profile at 2:22:30. It’s easily a very underrated moment in this video.
Anyone will do….do…
as unfortunate as it is, anna trying to report murv for sexual harassment and having her boss ‘recommend’ that she don’t go through with the report is all too real. especially bc even though she (aka mark in this scenario) chooses to get justice and not let it slide she’s punished and threatened by her boss regardless. there’s really no winning in this kind of situation :(
I mean, that's basically what MeToo started with and still runs heavily off of. The best solution for the dilemma you describe is to prevent it from existing (catch-22), which requires greater cultural and sociopolitical change than a single person can reasonably affect alone.
If not much else, a lot of companies are at least hearing how common it actually is... and more importantly (from their perspective), that a lot of us don't want to give any of our money to companies that "ascend" by traumatizing and abusing people, sexually or otherwise. It's not enough, but it's movement.
I had almost that exact thing happened but I got lucky with it. My coworker was being a complete pig towards women who came into the gym and basically women in general treating them as objects and talking to them as lesser. Don't forget the sprinkle of racism on top of that. I called him out and told him it was unacceptable, he argued with me for 30 minutes about it trying to justify his behaviours before eventually just giving up and telling me to f*ck off. I reported him 5 separate times to my general manager with visual proof of this guy's actions and I was told each time to "leave him alone" that management will "handle it". So I got the number to hr and to my reginal manager and threatened my gm with reporting him also so he pulled his head out of the sand and made a report about the coworker. In the end my reginal was a woman so when she confronted the coworker he told her to f*ck off, eat sh*t, and d*e. Tried to vaguely threaten me as well as throwing his uniform shirt at the reginal he stormed out of the building and kicked down our sign on his way past it. But three of the males that still work with me have contact with the coworker and he tells them all the time about how great they were and how it was the reginal and all the other women that were just b*tches to him.
First off, would like to note that (sexual) harrassment is completely case by case, and this is mainly FOR and ONLY for scenarios like Anna/Murv... choosing NOT to go through with it is still a win.
1. Boss isn't upset and is thankful (to some extents).
2. Boss has higher chance on approving her study leave.
3. Her boss says he will have a talk with Murv, so we can assume that Murv will then have a target painted on his back so he will no longer sexually harass her or other female coworkers.
4. Even if 1-3 do not end up well, she can blackmail the boss about reporting Murv and causing a scandal.
5. She CAN still report via Elizabeth AFTER the deal goes through, since Elizabeth clearly states that she will let the report through AND WON'T BLOCK IT.
she has such power plays over this, so why sacrifice so much potential profit over justice for only herself (as far as we know). Point 5 still lets her get her justice, this isn't murder or kiddy diddling, it CAN literally wait.
Mark being sad when he saw how few people reported Murv's harassment when he saw the statistics made me wish more men were like Mark
@@nanifa6082 this is extremely naive, shows you’ve never been in this situation and don’t understand how disgusting it is
Character: *being a detector and trying to find anna*
Mark: *roleplaying as a nurse with her online lover*
"detector"
@@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea PAHAHA I JUST NOTICED
@@justadude6034 youre so funny
@@loganthirtyacreswide is that sarcastic or
@@justadude6034 pahaha ur funny
People watching this on their phone: "this is fine"
Me
Im watching this on my phone and i am very scared
Yeah this is fine☺. I'm watching this on my phone too. And I'm home alone, plus my english name is Anna. I'm scared lol
Edit: Lmao not y'all still replying
Bruh if she appeared on my phone I’d yeet it out of existence and if it comes back burn in the pits of hell
lol
"Someone give me a truth machete so I can cut my way through the lie jungle!"
-- Markiplier 2018
I just read this comment when markiplier said this simultaneously lol
Text- "I'm not Anna right now"
Mark- "...is this some weird rp thing?"
Taylor- "Role playing? I like it"
Mark- "Aw shi-" *wheezes* "God dammit"
Also Mark- "I'lL bE yOuR nUrSe FoR tOnIgHt BaBiE"
Should have deleted him.
Spark Simulacrum ?delete?
*DDLC flashbacks*
TehChickennuggetduck
J u s t M o n i k a : )
Amiya Becker time stamp?
@@ensuifish FUCK MONKIA SHE WANT STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT
Me: **sitting in the dark**
The game: **knocks**
Mark: What the fuck-
Both me and mark: **checks our doors**
Lmao that was the funniest thing apart from Greg voice log. "The fuck was that??"
Knock knock.
That got me so scared
Some guy tried to break into my home via the window in my room recently and the knocking scared me so much
Surround sound made it worse
This playthrough stressed me out beyond human comprehension when he put "Tobuscus" instead of "Tobias" I actually lost literally 95% of my braincells and three years off of my life
Oc Mania IKR
lmao i thought it was gonna work i was so hoping it was
Oc Mania ok
Lmao
I kept on screaming Tobias in my livingroom 😂
He is just rushing through it lowkey that stuff got me hella stressed :/ then when watching doom eternal he fucked up even more lol
Mark, disgusted and confused by the sexual harassment on the dating app:** "Is this what girls have to go through every single day?"
*Pretty much, Mark. Pretty much.*
Not gonna lie that profile pic is sick
@@minecrafterIVI Mine? Why thank you!
I am genuinely confused why you try out dating apps at all then.
@@luisgalizien to find partners?
@@peanutpie8826 You can do that irl. No need to get harrassed constantly.
Random person: "Can i touch your hair"?
Mark: YeS I CaN ToUcH MY HaIRRR
WTF DID I LAUGH SO MUCH WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT!??😂😂😂
😂😂😂
You have been an obedient chicken nugget... for today
Jack when James suicides: HOLY FUCK-
Markiplier: Okie dokie, well that sucks.
yeah... it's kinda easy to see that he stopped caring about this game at around hour 2. shame.
@@rileysvidsnstuff Why do you think he stopped?
@Cinzia Pallai He just said what happened he didn't disrespect any1 bro.
cmon man dont spoil the game
@Zuko The Banished Prince why are you reading comments of a 2 hours video and not expect spoilers
I didn’t notice this at first, but the weird sounds Greg hears when he’s at Anna’s house is actually the simulacrum talking. You can barely hear it, but they’re saying, “I am you, and you are us. We will never be separated” timestamp: 42:24
Right i also heard simulacrum say it
actually it's I am you, and you are I. we will never be separated.
@@christianparrish6647 close enough bruh
Ohh
Man that's why china re makes society and then THE FRICKING USA just throw it in the dumbster
Jack after hearing knocking: What the fuck was that?!
Mark after hearing knocking: Huh, weird, anyway
Mark is funny as hell and i love how he js acted like the knocks happen everyday🤣
@@a.Nobody..Ra1n Dude holy shit watching this late at night and 2:11:05 gave me a god damn heart attack
The knocking scared the shit out of me lol, I thought someone was knocking on my window
Why do I actually imagine murv being an owl
'Cuz *Murv* is an owl name. I will get an owl and name it Murv. Updates soon.
Edit: I got an owl and named it Murv. Then it harassed me so I had to file a report ab it.
We are on the same page
LMFAO SAME 😂😂😂
Idk
@@loadingfur9191 did you get that owl yet
I just realized that the noises from anna's apartment at 42:27 said" I am you, as you am I. we will never be separated." THAT IS INSANE
We are venom
It freaked me oouutt
wow how did you decipher that?
@@sedinmasettoe6317 its a bit rough but you van hear it even through the distortion
@@sedinmasettoe6317 I’ve watched a couple playthoughs to see others different reactions to the game and most of them were talking over it so I’m just now finding this listing closely when mark wasn’t taking😅
when Greg said "you callin' me a liar" i said "i aint callin you a truther"
Castiel Rin thank fuck I wasn't the only one
Hahaha
Castiel Rin lol
Tris NX yeah you are
evan martin lol
“someone give me a truth machete so i can cut through this jungle of lies” is officially the best inspirational quote i’ve heard all day
Greg: Her laptop is warm...
Also Greg: *I* *didn't* *touch* *anything* !!!
Mark:oki doki
:Also mark big Brian time
If Anna placed a detonative charge under the laptop battery and you could activate it thourgh her phone, I would so do that.
*clap* *clap* BOI
If you didn't touch it,
*THEN HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU KNOW IT WAS WARM*
Anna's gonna be pissed once she finds her profile has been changed like that lmaoo-
"WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED TO MY PROFILE PIC!?"
@@catpng8150 "AND WHY IS MY NAME SQUORP WHO WORKS AT AN UNDERGRAD AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE?!"
@Joshua McMillin hey, it’s markiplier
I think she has been dead for a while, or tron
She just revives to get annoyed at him
Mark blinked 1,129 in this video
nutty did you actually count?
Wow
thanks was looking for this comment i was so curious
holy shit
We have a real simulacra
the fact that the wallpaper pic changed from looking down to staring at you after the reset was such a subtle scary move
Mark: “Are you calling me a liar?”
Me: I ain’t calling you a truther!
LOOOOL exactly what I said.
Yes, I said to myself for Sean's playthrough too
666 likes
@@destinychavez1855 967*
@@MINTY_ECHO 1.1k
I love how Markiplier is like " So this is what women have to deal with on dating apps? Crappy one liners about sex?"
Like yes all the time
he said “cause I’m sorry” like me too man, me too
Men go through the same thing
That’s why you shouldn’t use dating apps, or talk to strange men, or go out on dates, but still remain accessible to men, but also set boundaries but don’t be rude, but
Well, has it ever worked? You ever hear a sex one-liner that was just so clever and witty that you fell for him immediately?
It gets annoying like noooo ummm Bob your lewd jokes aren't funny
For me the most scary part in Simulacra will be the log in part, the rest of the game is creepy, don't get me wrong, but something about this specific part is so terrifying to me, specially when it says "too bad for Anna then", that just give chills all over my spine and fills me with a sense of dread
reminds me of the wattson-scott test
I honestly thought someone was banging on the walls when I heard the knocking noises, they did very well on the audio
i felt the exact same way. as a horror nerd, i find it so gratifying when a simple line alone is able to elicit such paranoia and dread. its so simple, but its _so_ effective. im reading this secondhand in the early morning with a disney movie on in the background, and it _still_ made me take a glance around the room im in real quick. good shit man.
Yeah. I have no idea how or why, but after watching a bunch of different Playthru‘s of this game multiple times over the past few years, I’m just now noticing that line. I have no clue how I missed it, but it hit me hard when I heard it.
Even if it’s 4 years ago I’m still watching 2 hours of mark playing a single horror game
Here 5 years later 💪🏻
Mark: “Toby!”
Greg: “longer version of that-“
Everyone: “Tobias, Tobius!”
Mark: “Tobuscus”
Everyone: “...”
Same xD
Tobuscus is a old gaming channel
Ikr! I got so pissed! LIKE DAMMIT MARK
AHAHAHA
Pff-
i actually tought this would be a smart ingenious psicological horror game where everything slightly gets creepier but not even 2 minutes in and this game is throwing jumpscares going apeshit.
10/10
Greg: "What's her cats full name?!"
Mark: "UHHHH TOBUSCUS?????"
Probably did it for RUclips people from late-2000s to early-2010s.
Markiplier is amazing.
Prob Tobias
i already know its tobius didnt even have to look back in vid, in photos it said real name so i had no idea who toby was
*nugget in a biscuit intensifies*
The noises in this game are freaking terrifying they sound like they are actually coming from your room its scary at 2:10:54 the tapping noise sounds like its actually coming from my wall like I litterly got so scared i turned on my lamp to see if anyone was in my room (0^0)
yeah, especially with headphones that messed me up so bad. also are you watching this because he uploaded gameplay of the second game?
@@nemui_kinoko I perhaps may be
@@zgho Haha same
Mark legit posting a 2hr 40 min video of a phone game whilst other gaming yts will post 10 minutes then never play it again, gotta respect this man for his commitment
Too bad he didn’t actually pay attention to the game, like normal. Based off of how much jacksepticeye got into it, i think mark would have actually liked it more if he actually got into it or payed attention to it at all.
I know right, I love Dashiegames but I wish he completed games 😭😭😫
Its the small things that make this game creepy. Like the whispering, the door knocking, the background of the phone changing, etc. All of it is just pure greatness and I love the scariness of it!
The background?
@@s0lacee the wallpaper of the phone
Also the ringtone and the small but noticable glitchs
I love ambiance like that in horror, sets the mood more than jumpscares in games for me tbh...unless you rarely use jumpscares and use them perfectly, they become recycled and the initial scare wears off real quick, and can kinda ruin a game's experience if it relies solely on jumpscares...
@@s0lacee Anna's wallpaper photo changes a few times throughout the game.
Im gonna get that ringtone, cant wait to have a heart attack every time I get called
The Mr. Muffin i think i'm gonna do the same ngl. 😌✨✨
Kokichi Ouma me too🤩🤩
Actually i kinda love the ringtone
@Lance Yabut if you dont wanna have heart attacks dont watch scary vids im avoiding scary vids rn and if i get scared ill just laugh at it
@Lance Yabut oh i get it
I know this video is 4 years old but I felt like telling everyone that I have a semi-annual rewatch of this in winter after shoveling driveways for money and drinking hot chocolate. It works very well for this. So does Jacks playthrough.
2:24:17
**Someone commiting suicide by jumping off a building**
Mark: OkiE DoKIe
Oie Dokie then
Okie Dokie then
:^
That sucks :(
Ok doki literature club
Greg: "Are you calling me a liar?"
Me: "Well I ain't calling you a truther!"
Ashley J DRAKE AND JOSH!
YES
230th like PD
Do dab
Best reference ever. 10/10
Game: “what is Toby’s password”
Me in my head: “1807”
Mark: “I forgot it”
Birthday*
Tobias is a Cat he don’t have a password. Anna has his birthday as a password.
Tobias birthday = Annas password
@@zowcygan9616 he doesn't* Anna's*
or maybe he does
@@landothatman2345 wouldn't
Madison Martell Literally yelled that at Mark over and over.
i love when mark scolds the video game for making noises out of nowhere and it listens to him
I like how the voice instantly makes him think of darkiplier
It bad
Well I hope no Indonesian going to claim this because it was Malaysian made games😂😂😂😂
Dankiplier hehe
@@rtheawesomegm I really don’t think so.
@@onziz2376 you are fuck
Sean: Takes this seriously and looks up what Simulacrum means for a better understanding of whats happening
Mark: SQUORF
Makes the 2 experiences _unique_
@Jordan Hobbs It was an easter egg, it was confirmed, but why the hell would they add that?
"You and 36 % reported the sexual harrassment" - "Oh that is too low!" --THANK YOU, my thought exactly!
The premise of this game is cool, and the mechanics and scares are neat, but god the *writing.* The dialogue and interactions feel like they're written by someone who's never met an actual human being in their life
its been 3 years. AND I STILL GET PISSED THAT HE TOLD ASHLEY WHEN HE WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE TO THE GOOD ENDING
Can you give me time stamp that changed everything?
Same
@@calamaria9624 2:04:05
Ha
Wait there's Endings?
7:26 - Greg's famous line, you're welcome.
fuuuuuiCk it so MuuuUuuch
god bless you
@@wishingwell_333 fuUUUckk it so MUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH
I laughed at that so hard
*Bleep* this silent treatement sh-*bleep*!
Hey Mark? If you ever decide to go through it again, here are a few pointers to get the best ending.
1. Trust Taylor over Greg every time.
2. When Ashley says she loves you, say it back.
3. When you make the SPark Profile, use the picture of Ashley she sends you when you return her feelings as well as her name.
4. Don't tell Ashley you're not really Anna.
Those four points alone will be a big help to you, because other then the ending you got, you have three others. You can save Anna and Taylor together, or only one of them each. I hope you do another one showing us your achievement of those endings.
Like ShinobiRanger's comment so Mark can see!
okayyyy
Mark needs too seee thiiiisss
thank you for sharing this I got the ending I wanted
You wanna know something funny? I've never even played this myself yet, i've just seen a few videos on it
All the faces he makes around 1:13:00 could be their own "blue channel emotions chart" I swear he makes the Humber face at one point
2:14:29 in the text it says dont trust your water pipes and in the speech of Taylor you can hear water pipes in the background
Edit: for people asking in the replies the time stamp is 2:13:05 when it says don’t trust the water pipes
bruh i never noticed it💀💀
I haven’t even watched much, but i’m sus of Taylor and I knew something was off about how he knew so much. Damn
@@generalconcern7268 yeah
Spoiler :"0
@@yoshivillatoro2539 What time stamp was the text (not the voicemail)
Game: *Enters knocking sound effects*
Markiplier: Is...is that in the game??
Me: I also checked the door it was so realistic
Dude I got a heart attack because of that😂💔
LoL Imagine watching this at Night in Your Room and Your all Alone and You Have No Blanket- Okay- That Sounds Creepy Haha.. Well BYEE
That also got Mark's dog; Chica, to bark at that random sound.
@@Fredcat11 jokes on you game i dont have a bedroom door!
HAHA!!
@@kaladin4662 No seriously, just look at the camera shot, Chica is with Mark at one point. He heard his dog barking during this video.
Watching this with headphones, and the first knocking seriously made me pause the video and check the door. Then I had to back it up to make sure it was in the video. Kudos to the sound designer.
Same. I thought something knocked on the wall next to me and it scared me. Even Mark thought someone was actually knocking lol.
Joshua West it was the second knocking when he got up that got me
I know I was so scared!!
Ikr I thought someone was knocking at my door.
My poor heart... headphones at 12 -1 in the morning... Seriously watch this with headphones on.. it will make you paranoid as ever. The sound is super clear, and living in an apartment I legit jumped thinking someone was knocking on my porch to the right of me. With the second knocking.
35:15 I don't know why but I burst out laughing at Mark's tired "Oh god, memes..."
jack during the restart of the phone: actually thinking about what is given to him
mark during it: I LivE ON THE mON and my name is SQUORP
Marks normal mood 100%
@@ice_ollie Yes now go kiss your boyfriend
Dis a joke
@@NONAGONCLOWN plz stop
l now thats a joke tho, soooo good job
4:04 - the heck?
And there’s a huge difference between saying “you look _stunning_ in that dress” (potentially classy) and saying “you look hot in that dress” (probably sleazy), and a huge difference between that and saying “you should wear that dress more, it’s hot” (possibly misogynistic). So, yeah...
Mark: *needs to save a girl from certain death*
Also mark: *Spends half an hour on a dating app catfishing random people*
Lol
Probably his Side Quest XD
He’s saving her with the power of his fishing rod
I was watching this at night and heard the knocking. It sounded like my window so I looked out of my window. I saw three of my cats staring at me from my backyard. Just their eyes. I slept with my lights on that night.
Hahahahhaha
Those sound effects really had me believing that they were not in the game. Only when Mark had the same reaction did I realize that they were just REALLY FRICKEN GOOD SOUND EFFECTS! Scary as hell.
Khaos Drawz I AGREE 100% !!! I paused the video and took off my headphones when i heard the knocking because i legit thought someone was at my door !! The sound effects are AMAZING ! Very well done
I could almost feel the floor vibrating from the knocking. freaked me out so much.
edit: two hours in and I am highly unnerved
@@dovehq1031 the sound effect sounded like someone knocking on the wall in house, that sound effect at 2:10:57 sounds EXACTLY like it no joke. So i pulled off my headphones and there was no one there and i was like what, then restarted the video and Mark reacted to it and i was like oh... i'm dumb...
I looked too my right on the 2:10:57 here It's my balcony door & i live on the first floor in this apartment complex.
@@Legoman775 at least try making more shorter comments instead of walls
It looks like a mean comment just look at your friend
Phill: "Coolio"
Mark: "God I hate you"
I just busted out laughing
phil is singing gansta's paradise
*FUCKKKKKKKK IT SO MUCCCHHHHH*
Thieux24 I was just on that part 😂
Thieux24
Yass
Ummm lol
lol
Greg is amazing.
Mark: Who’s smacking their lips over there?! Don’t do that. Don’t do none of that
Me: [stops munching on tostitos]
Same but with my grilled cheese lmao
Not me eating raw chicken
@@D3lta_. I'm eating leg. Don't ask
@@epsilonicronecronomicon I- well then!
THE KNOCKING AND BREATHING AND ATMOSPHERIC NOISES MAKE ME GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST
nyansoya I SEE UR LOVE LIVE PROFILE PIC
You're typing skills are pretty good considering you're having a heart attack. "cardiac arrest" is quite formal for a little spook. Unless you ARE going into cardiac arrest in which I refer to my first sentence.
Actually same
ME TOO I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS IN MY BED
nyansoya chika ❤️ we love you 😘
"But that wouldn't have happened....because Chica would have barked!" Says the proud dad
Turtledude83
What time was that? :3
@@baguettewithanf darude sandstorm
autistgamer1337
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@@baguettewithanf 1:14:45
That knocking was so reallistic though, I literally thought someone was knocking from the other side of my wall
Those four knocks at 1:14:48 scared me so bad I thought it was in my room.
Same, it’s 3am I’m watching his scary playlist and I’m very fragile
This is the most realistic knocking ever
Lol when my friends heard they freaked out
Thoughts it was marks room that was knocked
Me to i was with my headphones
Mark restoring the texts sounds like a robot learning to make human sentences.
girl: **goes missing*
markiplier: im about to end this man's whole relationship
Good Joke You Got There!
Lol, too bad she’s gone :/
Lmaooo 😂😂😂
So it’s a girl and boy! I knew it!
rewatching this and im forever impressed how mark didnt notice that anna's wallpaper changed after the whole resetting sequence
I thought I was going insane at first
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
Right
The eyes....
The mouth....
That was something Jack noticed between episodes but Mark didn't pick up on.
The sound design for this game is absolutely phenomenal, especially with headphones!
i know i thought some one was at my door
@@mboyztv5104 when my roommate actually walked into my room I actually jumped out of my chair and he was so confused lol
The smacking lips🤥🤥🤮
Favorite mark quote “Someone give me a truth machete to cut thru this lie jungle”
How poetic
What about FUCK THIS SOOOO MUCH
@@jacksonmasaitis3913 mmm yes. That is just the poetic quote I've been needing to hear my entire life. It brings tears to my eyes it's so MANLY.
Just like America's MANLY BURGERS-
Danganronpa be like
Shakespeare shit right here
Came back to this after Simumacra two- love how Detective Murilo is in this game too and follows over into that second one as a main character
this video is 2 years old and STILL gets recommended to me almost everyday
Same
same, and i watch it every time
Most videos are a few years old but I always watch them.
Same and I’ve finally given in
Same-
Mark: (2 minutes in) "Well guys, looks like that's the end of Simulacra..."
Me: "Man! That game was fantastic! True horror!"
That was a really quick game.
I really got the feels during that game play! Amazing!
Coconut Lover Yeah I know! Short, Sweet, Emotional, and absolutely Terrifying! 😂
Mario Man2156 You've clearly never watched me play Grifball in Halo if you think that's short! 😁
TheRadiantDehd so many emotions stuffed into that short time
Me as soon as Anna says Ashley never has a successful relationship with guys - "Lesbian."
2:01:31 - Does this reveal shock you?!?!
Me - "No."
Mark getting a cursed phone and just changing her dating profile is exactly how i imagine he would react in this situation
Everytime he goes onto her wallpaper, I have a mini-heart attack. I swear, it could jumpscare at any moment
Too obvious, game clearly prefers changing the image to stare at you. It definitely never jumpscared you.
@@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea i dont think you watched the video lol
@@DiogoTVV you are an idiot for not understanding obvious sarcasm.
@@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea your sarcasm came from 1 word
@@zixby2 incorrect, there were multiple instances indicating sarcasm here.
"Definitely"
"Clearly"
The fact that these were used in tandem with a statement that was blatantly incorrect.
1:44:14
It looks like someone is behind her, hiding! Behind that wall! Is that possible?
Everything & Etc: on the left near her shoulder
Aqua Plays Minecraft Exactly!!
Rose The murderer from hell and Heaven and part cat Lol!
Man hiding: I see you
OMG I DIDNT SEE THAT BEFORE
Did anyone else kept screaming at Mark "IT'S TOBIAS!!" at 44:56 ???
RIGHT??? Goddamnit Mark, gotta stop panicking.
RIIGHT
Mj Fulgencio jup
Yes
I always scream at mark
17:08 "good one, good one mark" JSHHSYGDG
7:27 Looking for this?
Nope. Lookin for jumpscsre
Yesss thank youu
THANK YOU
Yes
Definitely.
They type faster than redditors in an argument
Na its impoosible
I should know i have made was on reddit
but not as fast as discord mods
@@madinsomniac5765 I don't think you understand the joke :/
@@notduck3010 i get the joke i am just a walking meme. So yea i am just jokeing around
Btw
Waffles and
Madnes comes to all
@@madinsomniac5765 “walking meme” ok redditor
Greg: "SAY SOMETHING!!!"
Mark: "AHAKADLEBLA BAL BLAAAAH!!!"
im dead.😂
You died sorry for your loss
Linn Duskwood IKR 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
The game noises sound way to realistic, every time i thought it was coming from my room and had a heart attack like 5 times 😂
Phone: *_can I touch your hair?_*
Mark: yeah I can touch my hair!
Me: FFFFFFFUUUUU-
lol i facepalmed
werevin06 same 😂
fmaw
I wanted him to floof hos haor at the part
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Anna must love getting heart attacks whenever someone calls her
2:10:58 that jumpscared me i thought for sure that came from my window behind me
Who doesn't? I don't wanna call my grandma unless we BOTH get heart attacks
Me tooo, I have a huge balcony window to my right and a door to my left. With every noise I thought I was about to die.
i literally thought someone was in my closet behind me i was terrified
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THIS
@@bunnygirl3675 I've watched the whole video twice
What if the knocks were ''IT'' trying to reach Mark about his extended car warranty?
You mean it wasn't?
It would be too late for Mark 😢😢😢😢
lmao yes
2:14:06 sounds like Taylor is near water or a shower is running, idk but that was weird and I went through the whole voice message trying to see if it was just me playing tricks on myself and them mark was like, where are you so I’m guessing he heard it too. I had to replay the whole voice message to get what Taylor was saying.