Nerds = acctually when the bow and arrow upgraded it was a cross bow and then a mustek then a Sheffield then Thompson then the AK-47 now the love gun the normal people = shut the f**k you a annoying b***h
Daz: “I love how he whipped it out to be honest” *brief look of disbelief* “that was a weird sentence” *sprays air* Best part of my morning lmao! Keep up the good work! Love your videos! 😃
99% of comments: “I love how he whipped it out... that was a weird sentence” 1% of comments: People talking about how 99% of comments are quoting Daz over and over
Daz: are they just finding random kids in the park? Me: Daz...Three Beat Slide, remember? They did videos at abandoned parks. These are the kidnapped kids
3:36 Reminds me of Daz as a younger kid and his parents saying "Here honey! Do this for a Oreo!" and them holding the Oreo up where he can't reach it, LOL.
I have actually been having such a rough time in college and I just wanted to say Daz makes it better. I always feel alone and down but he helps make me feel just a little less alone when I watch his videos. He is what every youtuber should strive to be like
Dad: So, kiddos we've made the music but it cost so much money that we're broke and can't afford a music video. The daughter: We could easily bring out some random home videos that have no connotation to the music and stick in some bad editing here and there to up the cringe. Son: Yes! We're going to be so famous!
2019 Halloween: Daughter: Daddy, Daddy i wanna go trick or treating! Dad: Okay sweetheart what would you want to go as? Daughter: Hm... *oh!* i wanna go as a pair of lips! Dad: UH- okay sweetieeeeeeee..
@@ErdeiGyerek527 that is so sweet. but I am ok with my looks. I have come to terms with it and I am not bitter. I know I have a likable personality and real friends because being friends with me reeps literally no benefits.
"SINCE WHEN DID LITTLE BOYS GET LAID?!?!?!"
The neighbors: "excuse me?"
LMAO😂😭
No comment from me here
Cringe
@@AgentE1Games oh no cringe
XD
*"He's just floating there aimlessly..." story of my life*
I cannot Think of a name
People before Isaac Newton invented gravity
Nugget
EYYYYYYYYYYY NUGGET
“Made a heart and everything, yes I’ll marry you!”
-Daz 2019
YourMemeLads I would like it but can’t ruin that 666 likes 😂😂
@Nonexistentuser you mean you ain’t a hedgehog
“oH nO sHe ShOt MeH wItH a LuV gUn”
Cupid: “Well, there’s my job gone”
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
😂😂
Hey that rhymed
Great comment.
“I love how he whipped it out to be honest... that’s a weird sentence”
Daz black - 2019 😂😂
Tjwood51x seen this as he said it thank you
Lol 😂
Justin Pettit you’re welcome 😂
Ay! I gave you ur 1 thousandth like ur welcome
DUDE LAUGHING EMOJI IN 2019 CRINGE ALERT LOL TROLLED
Who remembers
Walk walk walk
Skip skip skip
Ticklllle
Daz: RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!
Merry! I dooo!!!
I doooo!!!
I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
I do
I do
“With a love gun” holy shit Cupid has upgraded hasn’t he?
Nerds = acctually when the bow and arrow upgraded it was a cross bow and then a mustek then a Sheffield then Thompson then the AK-47 now the love gun
the normal people = shut the f**k you a annoying b***h
Not in my area, cupid hasn't ㅠㅠ
@@mochamilksubs okay I guess at least the love gun works on old women so these youngsters r happy
Unless Ur normal
@@claireharrington295 I'm pretty sure I'm a normal human being XD
"This girl needs to blink for help or something"
-Daz 2019
“He just dropped a brick on a bunch of swans..”
I spit out my water
Cheertastic I wheezed 😂😭
Oof
Spat*
🙄😒@@olidalton8329
Me at 2am: I think I might go sleep
My brain cells: "oh no oh no oh no she shot me with a gun love"
Kpop community here like
ITS THE LOVE SHOT NAAAA NANANANAAAA NA NA NAAAAA
LOL
I’m tempted to say love gun not gun love sorry XD
@@lexic5928 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
@@lexic5928 HAHAH OR HUT YOU WITH THAT DDU DDU DU. OR BANG BANG BANG
My favourite part is when Daz laughs at his own jokes😂😂
Same
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Daz always laughs at his own jokes
Sameeee
Thanks for liking my comment daz
" Did they just find some random kid in the park, stab him with an adrenaline needle, and hit record?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Aha
ah, I wanna like the comment but its at a perfect 222 so it's 223 likes but not really xD
“He’s dropping a brick on a group of swans”
Daz- 2019
A flock
Kade flock lololololololololololol9
Teacher: Everybody stay quiet or you’re getting in trouble
Me who can’t take anything serious: 3:55
3:46
@@aryannabundu3486 ?
@@melt3d675 3:36 they say Oh no..Which indicated saying Oh no like your gonna get in trouble. I was joking around😎😎
Why so childish?
@@minthang1372 Why are you so boring?
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rewatched the first one😂😂😭
OMG Sme 😭😭🤚🏻🤚🏻😂😂
*_"SINCE WHEN DO LITTLE BOYS GET LEI'D"_*
I CANTBREATHE
L a I d
nice profile picture :')
@@jellyali3988 the thing around the boy's neck is spelt "lei", which is what Daz was referring to
@@RedRacc oh right right right
“WhO gOeS sWiMmInG iN tHeIr SoCkS?”
-Daz Black 2019
Hmm. Guess the grammar error.
@@forrestrycommittee there ain't one unless u mean the upper case to lower case
@@pinrhyme6703 they edited it. Look at top right
@@forrestrycommittee shet
I’m ready to have some nightmares.
Gloomy Girl The Nightmare Return
Dont_Know445 😂
*has war flashback*
Lander same, just- same.
Oh yes. When’s the next cooking simulator
Jack Kelly OMG YESSSS
THIS IS THE COMMENT
@@charbear_x yassssss
As soon as the kitchen rebuild from the last explosion is done, I imagine.
@@RoanNebunescu You imagined wrong. It's whenever he's ready/wanting to play it.
The boy wasn’t squeezing balloons he was dropping love Gernades
As if that makes it any less weird 🤣
It's still weird...
“Since when are young boys allowed to get laid”
-daz 2019
Lol.
By the way, I like your profile picture. I like that girl's comics, too.
That wasn’t the quote tho
All but one heart was fazed that day thxs
saw that exactly when he said it looool
Daz: Since when do little boys get laid!!!
Neighbour: He moved in and I'm moving out
Lol
Lol
This sounds like something a sleep paralysis demon would sing to you.
I just randomly read this while listening to their wonderful music video and couldn't stop laughing....LMAO
Yep
Oh my god, that is genuinely one of the best descriptions of anything I have ever heard. Bravo.
Hypnogogic demons!
Omg yes😂😂😂
I swear I’m gonna get more night mares from this than Scream 😂😂😂
I'm tomertites from it
This could be a horrer movee
🤣🤣🤣😪😪😪😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚍 is 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚃𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚢
@@victoria.b3728 defelny
@@kyronminnock9445 what is tomertites?
I got the notification... I immediately went “lEtS gO oN a jOuRnEy”
WHY WAS THAT STILL PRINTED IN MY BRAIN
Mees _ARMY ARMY💜
Mees _ARMY HAHAHA OMG SAME
Mees _ARMY army forever
Mees _ARMY SKSJSJS🤣same🤣
LOL
Daz: “I love how he whipped it out to be honest” *brief look of disbelief* “that was a weird sentence” *sprays air*
Best part of my morning lmao! Keep up the good work! Love your videos! 😃
Morning?! So cool. I'm laying in bed at night watching this.
Oh wow that is cool! It’s only noon for me right now, so I’m working on making lunch lol.
Almost midnight here
“I love how he whipped it out” -daz 2019
..why is your last time "german"
idk why i noticed that
I love when Daz said “Freddie Mercury who?” 😂
daz trying to do a american southern accent was priceless 😭😭😂
99% of comments: “I love how he whipped it out... that was a weird sentence”
1% of comments: People talking about how 99% of comments are quoting Daz over and over
true
Who the hell is Dax?
Pin Rhyme
Daz
@@kuniosaiki well I've certainly heard of a DazGames but the question remains...
Who is Dax???? (☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞
Pin Rhyme
That is indeed a good question one we may never find out
"mom can we get smooth criminal "
" we have smooth criminal at home "
smooth criminal at home :
This is so underrated I'm screaming.
Oh my god this is actually so funny 😂
SynthSpooker thanks man
SynthSpooker you made my day
Gingerblue19 you too I just checked my comments and you guys were there thanks
No one:
The comments:
“Anything Daz says” - Daz, 2019
🤣
Lol
That's all of daz's videos because his fan base r unoriginal pieces of shit
@@sonnypotts4218
Silence you crusty baguette
Well somebody is salty.
"Oh no.. she shot me with a love gun.."
Daz: **stops breathing**
“Who swims with socks on!?” Weirdos do daz
The same people that sleep with their socks on
Okay Rebecca
@@maheen.278 that’s not weird
@@maheen.278 i sleep with socks on but I dont sleep with them on
@@liliie0 You sleep with them on, but don’t sleep with them on?...I’m lost
LINDA!!! DID DAZ ACCIDENTALLY TAKE DRUGS BEFORE THIS VIDEO???
"SINCE WHEN DO LITTLE BOYS GET LAID???😂 😂"
Why is no one talking about how when Daz was being that cameraman with a gun he tried an American accent?
Oh yeah I just realized that 😄
😭
I didn’t even realize but it sounded more Australian
That is what you Americans sound like
@@benmiller8169 we're aware, yes
“Dropping a brick on a flock of swans” omfg I’m gonna use this forever
Sarah: dad do you know where th-
Daz: *children in a park blowing bubbles on a mans saxophone*
Daz: "From when did little boys get laid"
Daz's Neighbour: Yeah well im moving [ calls housing service]
lol
When I read the title I just went like: * gasp * "oh no. They're back." 😂
they're
@@dothemario8244 Sorry, English isn't my native language...
@@flynn.5473 it's okay! i was just pointing it out, have a nice day
@@dothemario8244 you too! (:
Yup same
“He’s dropping a brick on a flock of swans…” my new favorite quote
Where was his *CLAP CLAP CLAP* “BRAVO!” at the end!?!? 😭
"Yes dad."
-Daz 2019
Daz: are they just finding random kids in the park?
Me: Daz...Three Beat Slide, remember? They did videos at abandoned parks. These are the kidnapped kids
Omg haha
Ur a genius 😅😅😅😅
I was your 300th like 😂
I only liked this because it was on 349 and it was annoying me lol
I was ur 366😆
I'm never gonna forget that "OoOo"
“Oo. Yes dad”
Easily taken out of context, have fun Daz
I want Daz to film him telling his neighbor about why daz shouted “WHEN DO LITTLE BOYS GET LAYED?!?!”
That would be halarius
@@someone-oe1mo hilarious*
@@froggotime2793 unnecessary
@@frito_960ong
"whos edawrd and why is he on a kids shirt?"
me: he looks like Logan Henderson from big time rush
AH AH AAAHHHHH.
I love harry and the Hendersons it's one of fav movies 👉👈
3:36 Reminds me of Daz as a younger kid and his parents saying "Here honey! Do this for a Oreo!" and them holding the Oreo up where he can't reach it, LOL.
“I loved how he whipped it out to be honest”
This video has had so many pretty questionable sentences...😂
“ *breathes* “
- Daz 2019
That dude swimming with his socks on: I’m washing me and my clothes, I’m washing me and my clothes!
Haidy bug That's gold 😂😂
Leo sporne thanks
- Midknight_Wolf 1628 - I try lol
Daz- “LINDA!!! ORDER ME BETTER PROPS FOR MY JOKES!!!”
Linda- 📞👁👄👁💻
Daz:she looks like she’s cosplaying lips
Me:She looks like mutant Wendy’s
Kirb y lmaoo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂
Who Tf is Wendy’s
Jack Foster 🤦🏽♀️ you can’t be serious... you’re joking aren’t you??
Jack Foster You must be joking....
B O S S
W E N D Y S
BOSS LEVEL
I have actually been having such a rough time in college and I just wanted to say Daz makes it better. I always feel alone and down but he helps make me feel just a little less alone when I watch his videos. He is what every youtuber should strive to be like
I'm so happy he makes you happy. I hope you have a wonderful life 💖💖and good luck with college💖💖💖💖
I think this is the wrong video to tell that 😂
@@sluggishboar7717 😐😑
She shot me with a love gun
Daz’s facial expression when he’s saying “ouu” 💀💀
"who goes swimming in there socks"
-Daz 2019
Wait is that not normal
Cryptic Chrome no, that’s not normal
their*
their *
No it's definitely not normal
*She looks like she's playing as lips!*
Me: she look weird as hell.
Trinity Tronos *cosplaying
Daz: "Got my hair all did"
Also Daz: *Puts on hat*
Oh Daz
who else thought the song said
“she shot me with a nerf gun”
or am i just deaf 😂😭
I thought that too
Yeah, that was my third guess, the first two are VERY inappropriate
@@LyricVerse-h7x what were your first guesses? 🤔
Me
I thought the same thing 😂
"Oh no, she shot me with a love gun." Why is that bit catchy, though? I can't stop singing that now. lol
ono
my only reaction when i saw this was :
“oh god.” 😂
Three beat slide:"She shot me with a love gun"
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not even Daz:
Me: IT'S A LOVE SHOT NAAAAAA-
Trippy Cloud MEEE
saaaame
I was thinking that the whole time
@@Casualty.Of.Your.Dreams thank goodness it wasn't just me 😂 Love the username BTW 👌👌👌
OMG I just realised.....
"soft girls are really something special"
captions:
*staff prevs are really something special*
XD litterly said that
*Daz Uploads*
me: *throws homework across the room, gets popcorn, switches off previous Daz video*
HA!!
Everyone: love shot - exo
Me: she shot me - three beat slide
Omg when I first heard it I thought of love shot. Not even an exo fan
its the love Gun nana nana
😂😂😂 i have had to go see that MV to get this MV out of my head.
I had auto captions on and his intro said “LETS GO TESLA’S!”
*EDIT* OMG THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LIKES!
DoctorPatzz omg I seen that to LMAO!!!
And "Boo ah vinegar today" 😂
My father just walked up on me watching this and he was looking like he was worried...i guess i have to explain this to my dad.
‘Did he tread on a plug ooo’😂😭
“Freddy Mercury who?”
I love you daz but Brian May played the guitar in Queen
Y👏e👏s
Thank u
Dad: So, kiddos we've made the music but it cost so much money that we're broke and can't afford a music video.
The daughter: We could easily bring out some random home videos that have no connotation to the music and stick in some bad editing here and there to up the cringe.
Son: Yes! We're going to be so famous!
This is legit what happened XD
@@marianeleonardi4418 ikr xD
LMAO, an original comment, well done. Take my like.
I like that Daughter has The in front of her name but Son doesn’t, giving me the vibe that Daughter has achieved a higher rank than Son.
5:30 this still makes me laugh till this day
"Did they just find a random kid in a park, stab him with an adrenaline needle and hit record?"
-Daz Black 2019
Lander I read this comment as he said this made it 10 times more funny
That....that made me laugh harder than I should
i have a hardcore drugg addcition
daz: **has a seizure showing off his haircut**
daz: *DaH*
*The Musical Geniuses Have Returned!*
*I Have Been Waiting For This Moment My Whole Life!*
4:54 the subtitles are the staff peeves are really something special lol
“What’s your favourite song?”
“...It’s complicated.”
The dude: OOO!
Daz: YES DAD!
“Ouuuuhh, I’m rlly feeling that note, Ariana grande note”
“Who’s Edward and why is he on a kids shirt” ~ Daz 2k19
"Family held at gunpoint, you won't BELIEVE what happens next!"
Daz: “HE JUST WHIPS OUT A SOLO, FREDDIE MERCURY WHO?!”
Me: “I think you’ve got it a little mixed up Daz...”
Kacy Maguire yea it’s Brian May
@R S yeah but it was still funny 🤣
When he whipped his hair i could see a real victoria secret model in him.
This comment needs more likes lmao
This is the best band...
Said no one ever
CloudyRacòón agreed
This is the best band
@@SkittlesKid "Said no one ever."
Said me
8:35 change ‘is’ to ‘should get’ lol
I love the way he whipped it out
Daz black 2019
“I love how he whipped it out” - Daz Black 2019
"bumping and grinding with your SoN"
Daz quote 2019 😂
2:42 youre welcome 👌🏻🤣
Omg, they've returned.. as soon as I got the notif I clicked it
Same haha
Oml I can't I'm watching this at 2 am and trying not to wake everyone up by laughing but I'm failing miserably😂
same 😭😭
"I loved how he whipped it out"
Daz- 2019
“I love how he whipped it out”
Me: whoa easy tiger
"I love how he whipped it out"
-Daz Black 2019
*whipped
2019 Halloween:
Daughter: Daddy, Daddy i wanna go trick or treating!
Dad: Okay sweetheart what would you want to go as?
Daughter: Hm... *oh!* i wanna go as a pair of lips!
Dad: UH- okay sweetieeeeeeee..
OK gacha boy.
Spinel are you OK
Me: Can we get music at spotify?
Mom: No we have music at home
Music at home:
5:25
His neighbor: 👁👄👁
The dad looks like the person who played joker
Moth grab
Møth Meme I know this is an old video but am I the only one who things the dad looks like Ted bundy
@@addisonsprad6696 no you're not he really does
Jelly Wafer I remember
@@addisonsprad6696 exept the dad didnt commit electric chair
"FREDDIE MERCURY WHO?!"
excuse me...
more like
BRIAN MAY WHO?!?!
brooke Omg your comment right here😂😂😂 I’m literally dying
Roger tho 👀✨
- Maya - John Tho
@@mrsfahrenheit AHAHAHAHA
@@pinkpops334 my favorite band member period
"I'm actually proud of my fans. Little sexy sons of a b*****."
Hehehe he hasn't seen ME yet
@@ErdeiGyerek527 bro literaly same
*Big* mood
@@ErdeiGyerek527 same actually. im a fat and chubby acne ridden, snare toothed girl
@@phoenyx6782 ikr
@@ErdeiGyerek527 that is so sweet. but I am ok with my looks. I have come to terms with it and I am not bitter. I know I have a likable personality and real friends because being friends with me reeps literally no benefits.
AFTER WATCHING DAZ FOR LITERALLY YEARS, I NOW FIND OUT THAT HE HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME... I’m so honored ✨
"I loved how he whipped it out"
Daz 2019