Tim and Eric - Celery Man

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • Paul Rudd's Computer.

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  • @uelssom
    @uelssom 5 лет назад +6478

    This is what he did in 5 years of quantum realm

    • @cc12yt
      @cc12yt 5 лет назад +12

      XD

    • @0arsenic0
      @0arsenic0 5 лет назад +99

      he did this in 5 hours

    • @tresforrester4302
      @tresforrester4302 5 лет назад +111

      @@rickdeckard1075 What?

    • @lampini
      @lampini 5 лет назад +16

      At least he had tain to entertain him

    • @jimjack5089
      @jimjack5089 5 лет назад +24

      Someone make an edit where just before he's booted out of the realm, this is shown playing

  • @ComedyCityFilms
    @ComedyCityFilms 5 лет назад +14333

    Pretty sure most of us have showed this video to someone we’re close too, and they just had a blank expression on their face....It’s lonely at the top.

    • @siren7362
      @siren7362 5 лет назад +516

      we're more evolved beings

    • @Wolfdorf
      @Wolfdorf 5 лет назад +284

      Happens to me with all Tim and Eric material

    • @hisokalperv1096
      @hisokalperv1096 5 лет назад +50

      Hey! thats me right now

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 5 лет назад +69

      Ballakay
      You're so fucking right, lol. Only ever had one person out of maybe 6 appreciate it.

    • @WildeMike49
      @WildeMike49 5 лет назад +28

      HAHAHAHAHA dunnings-kruger at its finest. "The top"?..... this s*** is boring garbage dolled up with banal weirdness and mild homosexual undertones--Get out of the gene pool or submit to MDE.

  • @mikaorange5598
    @mikaorange5598 4 года назад +3380

    This is what I thought people did at white-collar jobs as a kid.

    • @sprobablycancr4457
      @sprobablycancr4457 3 года назад +142

      Pretty sure this is more yer investor class level business.

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 3 года назад +169

      You weren't wrong

    • @TitoRigatoni
      @TitoRigatoni 3 года назад +97

      I assure you it is

    • @Clearmedium
      @Clearmedium 3 года назад +65

      Have one of those jobs. This is what I do all day.

    • @landonrivers
      @landonrivers 3 года назад +39

      @@sprobablycancr4457 invest in tayne

  • @ArmandDaigle
    @ArmandDaigle Год назад +1153

    It's March 2023, and Tim and Eric predicted 9 years ago that the future of work is everyone spending all day giving computers absurd prompts to both entertain and scare us.

    • @blairesart4160
      @blairesart4160 Год назад +25

      Tim and Eric is well before their time- dare I say more than simpsons

    • @Geckuno
      @Geckuno Год назад +19

      Holy shit you're right.

    • @mikekell920
      @mikekell920 Год назад +29

      Give me a print out of oyster smiling

    • @Vor_Tex_Sun
      @Vor_Tex_Sun Год назад +7

      ​@@mikekell920with a hat wobble

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan Год назад

      Tim and Eric have done it again!

  • @kevinnashiscool1
    @kevinnashiscool1 6 лет назад +3719

    I never understood why people liked bad boys until I saw Oyster.

    • @GooseGumlizzard
      @GooseGumlizzard 4 года назад +40

      GOAT avatar bro

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 4 года назад +2

      KevinNashiscool LOL

    • @nvafaded
      @nvafaded 4 года назад +6

      @@GooseGumlizzard shiit i remember that show

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 года назад +8

      Chris Keyz Home Movies

    • @kimmyrarity811
      @kimmyrarity811 3 года назад +10

      High key want that print out of him smiling.

  • @nathanb646
    @nathanb646 4 года назад +1198

    I love how the file window that Tayne appears in is merely there to demonstrate his disdain for barriers, both social and psychological. He can't be contayned.

  • @AxisAmazing
    @AxisAmazing 8 лет назад +4637

    almost forgot to watch this today

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 9 лет назад +3012

    Oyster is such a badass. You can tell he doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything except his moves.

    • @WybjornVR
      @WybjornVR 9 лет назад +4

      kev3d Hahahahahaha

    • @swans184
      @swans184 9 лет назад +48

      You can see it in his smile; more like a "I'm too cool for you guys" smirk

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 9 лет назад +2

      kev3d Dying here

    • @helveeta
      @helveeta 9 лет назад +14

      kev3d Oyster has always been my fave.

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 9 лет назад +7

      +kev3d this is such a brilliant comment

  • @rivinish
    @rivinish 3 года назад +230

    Definitely a pro move kicking up the 4d3d3d3

  • @bogus69
    @bogus69 8 лет назад +3448

    Iron man has Jarvis,
    antman has this.

    • @johnmassanova9309
      @johnmassanova9309 7 лет назад +123

      Martin Pizano i'd rather have celery man than Jarvis

    • @SniffySnoffy
      @SniffySnoffy 6 лет назад +6

      Cerebro?

    • @oceanbacon3899
      @oceanbacon3899 6 лет назад +27

      They shouldve put the mind stone in Tayne.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 6 лет назад +15

      Did you see tim heidecker in antman and wasp?

    • @mizzou19
      @mizzou19 5 лет назад +7

      "NUDE. LANG." @1:21

  • @dudemanbro2714
    @dudemanbro2714 6 лет назад +2840

    That print out of Oyster smiling needs to be framed in the Smithsonian.

    • @posysdogovych2065
      @posysdogovych2065 4 года назад +39

      It needs to be carved onto Mount Rushmore.

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 4 года назад +14

      RyRams it should be housed in the Louvre when not on display

    • @nannesoar
      @nannesoar 4 года назад +25

      Replace all currency markings with celery man.

    • @thebigphoney
      @thebigphoney 4 года назад +9

      Framed in the Smithsonian and then stolen by Nicolas cage in "the meaning of celery man independence." Coming to a theatre near you June 19th 1997

    • @billthompson4018
      @billthompson4018 4 года назад +2

      Bro wtf my mum did and I had no face expression at how tf did u know

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow 3 года назад +767

    I don't know why, but Paul's confident "mmhmm!" into his coffee cup is the funniest part of this for me. It peaks there.

    • @Literally-God
      @Literally-God 2 года назад +19

      I swear he's about to bust out laughing. I've made that exact inflection before doing the same thing

    • @mattbaker7305
      @mattbaker7305 2 года назад +3

      It gets me every time and I've watched this a lot.

    • @hackman3
      @hackman3 2 года назад +2

      1:25 enjoy

    • @hackman3
      @hackman3 2 года назад +2

      1:29😆 my favorite

  • @SQUIZZLER24
    @SQUIZZLER24 4 года назад +4591

    The way he says; “Computer, load up Celery Man, please.” in the most serious way possible never fails to make me laugh.

    • @Rockmonanov
      @Rockmonanov 4 года назад +128

      The part that always gets me is when he goes to use the keyboard and his hands just flop uncontrollably all over the place.

    • @johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559
      @johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559 4 года назад +49

      nothing funny about that he is just telling the computer to load celery man.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад +37

      And that serious look he has on his face while dancing as Celery Man kills me

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 4 года назад +41

      There is really nothing in this entire video that should be funny. But it's pure genius comedy from begin to end.

    • @skaviemcdoogul7657
      @skaviemcdoogul7657 3 года назад +22

      Same. I also lose it when he asks the computer to kick up the 4d3d3d3. Like what?!

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ 8 лет назад +831

    It's like Tim and Eric said "Let's write the strangest sketch we've ever made, but make Paul Rudd play it straight" and somehow Paul still nailed it.

    • @furonet138
      @furonet138 7 лет назад +51

      The strangest sketch Tim and Eric have ever made? Not by a long shot. Try Bub-Bubs, Ooh Mamma, Dream Cream, Man Milk... I could go on. Actually, if you think about it, Celery Man is actually one of their tamer sketches.

    • @furonet138
      @furonet138 7 лет назад +1

      FUCK ME, I DON'T KNOW HOW I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE BEFORE. BUT I'VE SEEN IT NOW, AND I CAN 1000% UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAD THAT REACTION
      FUCK

    • @MoistCubicle
      @MoistCubicle 7 лет назад

      TheBrianJ right? very few serious actors will do skits with them. you usually just see will ferrel and the actor who does steve brule

    • @Maelauwchkxsz
      @Maelauwchkxsz 7 лет назад +4

      Dr. Steve Brule is played by John C. Reilly.

    • @ABLW100
      @ABLW100 7 лет назад +1

      One of the TAYNER sketches!

  • @antaresmaelstrom5365
    @antaresmaelstrom5365 3 года назад +264

    "Ah, give me a printout of Oyster smiling."
    "Okay?"
    This somehow gets me every time with the questioning tone of the computer.

    • @olimarfunk
      @olimarfunk Год назад +8

      That whole exchange preceded by the bizarre screeching that accompanies Oyster “dancing” is just comedic genius and I dont know why

  • @ThirdDimensionalBeing
    @ThirdDimensionalBeing 4 года назад +2045

    The way he emphasized "nude Tayne" gets me every time. Couldn't have picked a better person for this.

  • @lolwhy2
    @lolwhy2 5 лет назад +3204

    My friends: I don’t know why ant man is your favorite avenger
    Me: you wouldn’t understand

    • @leilani8255
      @leilani8255 5 лет назад +36

      why do i relate to this so much

    • @lolwhy2
      @lolwhy2 5 лет назад +14

      Leilani cause ITS TRUE

    • @duru_mii
      @duru_mii 5 лет назад +20

      he's my favorite avenger too but i'm the only one out of my friends who likes him and actually appreciates him...they just don't understand our minds 🙄

    • @lolwhy2
      @lolwhy2 5 лет назад +3

      niya321 great minds think alike 🙌

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 4 года назад +12

      Edit the last part to "you wouldn't get it"

  • @heckensteiner4713
    @heckensteiner4713 2 года назад +257

    We all appreciate that this exists, but the fact that someone thought of this concept, wrote it, directed it, and people shot it, lit it, made costumes for it, did VFX for it, and that it was signed off by a Producer/CEO is utterly amazing.

    • @starfox300
      @starfox300 3 месяца назад

      This is a parody of an old German music video from the 90s where they were predicting what the future will look like.

  • @jasonjean5333
    @jasonjean5333 8 лет назад +4859

    to think somewhere there are unused clips of Paul just dancing in silly outfits makes me giggle so hard lmao

    • @kattpuzn
      @kattpuzn 5 лет назад +165

      I would watch the full uncut unedited thing. Id pay money for it and watch in 3d at the local cinema. Id invite my family. Okay maybe not that but id do all the things above.

    • @bart0642
      @bart0642 5 лет назад +11

      @@kattpuzn fun for the whole fameali

    • @saturnrings616
      @saturnrings616 5 лет назад +11

      I must acquire such treasure.

    • @DannyEye2704
      @DannyEye2704 5 лет назад +18

      ... And unused clips of Tayne dancing and Oyster smiling

    • @MrGarib12
      @MrGarib12 4 года назад +3

      I need a full length un cut feature of this.

  • @DCT97
    @DCT97 4 года назад +3541

    The weird shit these guys did 6-10 years ago is what memes are made of now. Pay respects to the founding fathers.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 4 года назад +88

      I think all this Tim and Eric stuff is from the early 2000s?

    • @maximilianobartomucci6044
      @maximilianobartomucci6044 4 года назад +179

      Paul Rudd's agelessness can make it hard to calculate accurate dates. This particular episode is from 2010, and Tim and Eric have had shows from 2004 onwards, so all of you got it right.

    • @macrondo5852
      @macrondo5852 4 года назад +34

      Eric yeah but fuck Tim he shut down Million Dollar Extreme

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 3 года назад +23

      @@macrondo5852 For real though. That really sucked, I can't look at him the same because of that but fuck it I still find Eric's old stuff hilarious

    • @napalmkitty6686
      @napalmkitty6686 3 года назад +19

      Tim and eric arent that funny. This and like *free real estate* are the only things to ever make me laugh

  • @daniellewalker1137
    @daniellewalker1137 3 года назад +236

    The first time I ever hooked up with a guy, he puts this on in the morning. I still think about him every day (Tayne).

    • @nighTmareCSGO
      @nighTmareCSGO 3 года назад +4

      @@grizzomble LMAO

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 2 года назад +13

      He just wanted to enterTayne you. Send him an apology letter. Like, right now.

    • @carminefan110
      @carminefan110 Год назад

      Me someday

  • @aaronthebox
    @aaronthebox 9 лет назад +3074

    I love the fact that this is his "job"

    • @tosborne8062
      @tosborne8062 6 лет назад +125

      I wanna meet that job!

    • @2003mi
      @2003mi 6 лет назад +3

      Aaron Carnes i

    • @hPdrumcrafts
      @hPdrumcrafts 6 лет назад +7

      Dream job

    • @Marionettetc
      @Marionettetc 6 лет назад +22

      Aaron Carnes what, watching beta sequences of himself dancing in cerebro's mainframe?

    • @Sloimer
      @Sloimer 6 лет назад +69

      Honestly it's not that far off from a typical corporate job.

  • @Sabs215
    @Sabs215 4 года назад +1479

    "Could I see a hat wobble"
    Been like six years and it gets me every time.

    • @ripelivejam
      @ripelivejam 3 года назад +4

      Yes.

    • @Jon-vn9sn
      @Jon-vn9sn 2 года назад +4

      Solid gold.

    • @DaGleese
      @DaGleese Год назад

      Do you think he did whatever then wrote the script based of random dancing, or was it specifically planned beforehand in the script?

    • @Walczyk
      @Walczyk Год назад

      nude. tayne.

  • @charlespape5950
    @charlespape5950 4 года назад +267

    It's been half a year but my roomates and I still have a print out of oyster in our fridge.

    • @ood26
      @ood26 3 года назад +24

      In?

    • @charlespape5950
      @charlespape5950 3 года назад +23

      @@ood26 yeah on the door rack

    • @ripelivejam
      @ripelivejam 8 месяцев назад +1

      Keep the dream alive

  • @CharleyDeppner
    @CharleyDeppner 9 лет назад +291

    "Celery Man" > "Ant-Man."
    #AntMan #PaulRudd #Marvel

    • @JustForLaughesMaNn
      @JustForLaughesMaNn 9 лет назад +6

      ***** Now Tayne I can get into.

    • @JettBlackheart
      @JettBlackheart 9 лет назад

      Its Joan Jett, its from the eighties and she is probably the least conformist out there.

    • @RenaissanceMan888
      @RenaissanceMan888 9 лет назад

      ***** I saw her in concert at the age of 7 or 8. It was epic.

    • @RenaissanceMan888
      @RenaissanceMan888 9 лет назад

      ***** most people aren't cool or different.

    • @RenaissanceMan888
      @RenaissanceMan888 9 лет назад

      ***** She was my first crush. Something hot about a strong female... especially a rock and roller. Even if unattainable

  • @d3lfuego
    @d3lfuego 5 лет назад +1061

    "It's an emergency."
    "I'll get it later.."

  • @bizichyld
    @bizichyld 2 года назад +107

    The way he hits the space bar is worthy of an academy award.

  • @SlimeSeason4
    @SlimeSeason4 8 лет назад +796

    What people thought the internet was in 1993

    • @kingofthehillawa5331
      @kingofthehillawa5331 5 лет назад +3

      @EFP91 there was no proper accessible computer in 70s

    • @favrerules04
      @favrerules04 5 лет назад +6

      Zip it, Castanza!

    • @zrobeast
      @zrobeast 5 лет назад +1

      This is what I thought the internet was in 2019... Oh, wait... :(

    • @noahlewis5586
      @noahlewis5586 4 года назад

      Ok boomer

  • @mpkp2011
    @mpkp2011 8 лет назад +818

    wow i dont think ive seen a hat wobble of that magnitude before in my life

    • @EhCloserLook
      @EhCloserLook 6 лет назад +8

      mpkp2011 Great call out! Frickin’ EPIC hat wobble!!!

  • @LmtdShady
    @LmtdShady 4 года назад +183

    “Would you like to see it?”
    “...alright.”

    • @gloodgy2774
      @gloodgy2774 4 года назад +8

      now Tayne i can get in to

    • @roboticunclephil
      @roboticunclephil 2 года назад +6

      the funniest shit is that he really thinks about it first

    • @LmtdShady
      @LmtdShady 2 года назад

      @@roboticunclephil you're right! LOL

  • @tracygalicia7342
    @tracygalicia7342 8 лет назад +960

    Paul Rudd will always be the celery man to me.

  • @Scottie83
    @Scottie83 8 лет назад +719

    Fun fact: He looks at his wrist to check the time, when his watch is actually on the other hand holding his coffee.

    • @MUSQUIZanimation
      @MUSQUIZanimation 5 лет назад +18

      You think I wouldn’t noticed that the 100th time I’ve watched this.

    • @ih5004
      @ih5004 5 лет назад +2

      Nice catch

    • @WildeMike49
      @WildeMike49 4 года назад +1

      Pretty run-of-the-mill absurdism if you ask me.
      I'm saying it's garbage.

    • @noahlewis5586
      @noahlewis5586 4 года назад +3

      WildeMike49 No one asked for your opinion idiot

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 года назад +2

      @@WildeMike49 you're garbage

  • @M1ndblast
    @M1ndblast 2 года назад +92

    The year is 2022. We are getting VERY close to being able to literally do this. Its equal parts wonderful and terrifying.

    • @AndyEvansFoReal
      @AndyEvansFoReal Год назад +3

      What a time to be alive!

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR Год назад

      Brave and talented artists like Paul Rudd will be out of a job!

    • @C.I...
      @C.I... Год назад

      @@AndyEvansFoReal Why? Does? Two minute papers? Talk? Like? This?

    • @UON
      @UON 10 месяцев назад +1

      The year is 2023, it is now possible to do exactly this!

    • @M1ndblast
      @M1ndblast 10 месяцев назад

      @@UON And it is terrifying!

  • @Collagenre
    @Collagenre 8 лет назад +1057

    I've watched this sketch 900 times, and I just now realized the pun,
    "I can't wait to enter-TAYNE you".

  • @yeeee859
    @yeeee859 5 лет назад +529

    I've used the line "Now Tayne I can get in to" in real life too many times

    • @spensert4933
      @spensert4933 3 года назад +5

      Yes and frighteningly to myself. But I gets the point because I will never be able to force feed this to anyone.

    • @julian.castro18
      @julian.castro18 3 года назад +4

      Can you explain this line to me please? English isn't my first language and I feel this is going completely over my head. "I can't wait to enter Tayne you" is pretty obvious but not this one.

    • @SteelBallRun1890
      @SteelBallRun1890 3 года назад +10

      @@julian.castro18 Maybe it's a double meaning that he sees himself having sex with Tayne hence "get into", he did want nude versions of him. But I think the joke is more because of his reaction to it, it's just another dancing video of him but he reacts to it with enthusiasm like "Oh! This is different!".
      Either way, the whole skit's joke is more because it seems like he's really into his job in this weird computer room but it's basically just him watching generated videos of himself dancing. Most of Tim and Eric sketch is kind of absurdist humor, if that makes sense.

    • @landonrivers
      @landonrivers 3 года назад +10

      @@julian.castro18 that line isn't supposed to be a joke. it's just one extra ridiculous thing on top of his already ridiculous day, and he is just saying "Ah. I like this one. It looks promising"

    • @taylordcraig
      @taylordcraig 2 года назад +7

      @@julian.castro18 "get in to" means "acquire taste for". saying "now, Tayne..." implies that the other dancers weren't to his liking, but Tayne is something he is interested in.

  • @jcantonelli1
    @jcantonelli1 2 года назад +96

    I like the way Celery Man eases Paul into his day
    and of course, Oyster smiles like a brat

    • @cameronketch2363
      @cameronketch2363 2 года назад +12

      Oyster is for chumps...Now Tayne I can get in to.

  • @Shane_Murphy_Hendrickson
    @Shane_Murphy_Hendrickson 6 лет назад +734

    This is now canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 года назад +41

      This is what made Ultron crazy

    • @HellaBeed
      @HellaBeed 4 года назад +23

      Couldn't handle nude Tayne

    • @davidfloren5339
      @davidfloren5339 3 года назад +9

      @@HellaBeed I can definitely see some clever writer for a big budget Marvel flick giving a shout out to Nude Tayne sequence by naming the crucial anti-villain weapons technology development program (that the heroes are trying to complete before the villain gains too many infinity stones etc)
      the NTS Project or
      the NT Sequencer
      or some such similar name.

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb 3 года назад +6

      this is a timeline where Paul Rudd owns Cerebro

  • @RealHumanBean4U
    @RealHumanBean4U 8 лет назад +1933

    3 years later and this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen.

    • @apofis231
      @apofis231 8 лет назад +55

      give it another year and the power of virtual reality will make it real life

    • @XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone
      @XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone 8 лет назад

      drive

    • @Aussie_Tom
      @Aussie_Tom 8 лет назад +36

      Now this comment, I can get into.

    • @psycold
      @psycold 8 лет назад +26

      Sonny, let me tell you about 2007, a magical time where we laughed at new Tim and Eric episodicals on a weekly basis.

    • @chainlightning58
      @chainlightning58 7 лет назад +1

      That will be my new reality. President Tayne and Flarhgunnstows all around.

  • @benfischer6601
    @benfischer6601 4 года назад +1731

    This is what life could be like for all of us if we had universal basic income

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 4 года назад +175

      Fully automated luxury gay space communism

    • @benfischer6601
      @benfischer6601 4 года назад +8

      Kristin j.r. For one brief moment

    • @garminbozia
      @garminbozia 4 года назад +26

      @@gemstonegynoid7475 just hearing that makes the hair on my legs tingle

    • @fernandosalazar3366
      @fernandosalazar3366 4 года назад +2

      @Kristin j.r. lol what Ubi you dork

    • @TotinosOtherBoy
      @TotinosOtherBoy 4 года назад +15

      Unfortunately, UBI is an unrealistic unobtainable reality on this earth

  • @wtsyrdeal
    @wtsyrdeal 8 лет назад +685

    can someone kick up the 4d3d3d3 for me

    • @Fhilip79
      @Fhilip79 8 лет назад +36

      It's still BETA, and it may cause conflicts with msvbvm60, so expect minor glitches in facial animations.

    • @wtsyrdeal
      @wtsyrdeal 8 лет назад +8

      VFXI
      as long as i can get entertayned by tayne.

    • @Fhilip79
      @Fhilip79 8 лет назад +17

      +Paul Revere
      Of course, Paul. Sequence will load in a minute

    • @BurgertubeFounder
      @BurgertubeFounder 8 лет назад +32

      Can I get a print out of oyster smiling?

    • @abefroman9848
      @abefroman9848 5 лет назад +3

      Done!

  • @lando30001
    @lando30001 9 лет назад +347

    Fucking greg turkington was in ant man too i couldnt beleive my eyes. If only they did a celery man reference i wouldve vomited with joy

    • @chipbipdip
      @chipbipdip 8 лет назад +4

      +6.eggs. He was in it, but also a guy that DJ Douggpound knows from Pound House was in the beginning scenes.

    • @wutzit
      @wutzit 7 лет назад +1

      "vomited with joy" lmao

    • @BrianBattles
      @BrianBattles 7 лет назад

      6.eggs. Joy vomit is the best

  • @NiricDigital
    @NiricDigital Год назад +16

    Tim and Eric called it. The future is sitting at a computer searching and refining AI Generated Content. And that future is now.
    …We have important work to do.

  • @swaydemoney
    @swaydemoney 7 лет назад +363

    Showed this to my work friends. They weren't impressed. They suck.

    • @live_kaito_reaction
      @live_kaito_reaction 7 лет назад +21

      They can't comprehend the beauty of nude Tayne.

    • @frankprogrammer
      @frankprogrammer 7 лет назад +32

      quit now

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 4 года назад +5

      @@frankprogrammer "quit now"
      LMFAO took me two years to write this but I'm dying

    • @anonymouse1289
      @anonymouse1289 4 года назад +1

      Theow coffee on their face

    • @josiahemrick
      @josiahemrick 4 года назад

      Wayde Mecham im with you on that loll

  • @notoverwatch6991
    @notoverwatch6991 8 лет назад +477

    Paul Rudd is the masculine ideal.

    • @leofloppa
      @leofloppa 8 лет назад +5

      ye

    • @pdidz7490
      @pdidz7490 6 лет назад +45

      Did you not see Tayne

    • @lordvoldemort4942
      @lordvoldemort4942 5 лет назад

      WORD.

    • @redfiveroe1138
      @redfiveroe1138 5 лет назад +3

      He never ages. Has a handsome set of hair and sweet beard when he grows it out. He seems to have 0 fear as an actor or when doing comedy.

  • @nawtmyrealnamelol
    @nawtmyrealnamelol 8 месяцев назад +7

    I can't wait until this video is like 40 years old and people look back at this like it's a piece of history

  • @ridespirals
    @ridespirals 4 года назад +368

    one of the most genius things Paul Rudd has ever done is the way he presses the space bar on the keyboard at 0:10

    • @bendean
      @bendean 4 года назад +20

      It gets me every time! The way he sends the computer on its way. Could actually be genius.

    • @NicoA47
      @NicoA47 4 года назад +22

      Hugely inspiring. Also the leaning back in anticipation of the important work that is coming up

    • @MariusSigurdsen
      @MariusSigurdsen 4 года назад +15

      I feel like that's a stunt double tho! :/?

    • @trashpandaqc
      @trashpandaqc 4 года назад +8

      you can tell they must have picked that keyboard for how fake it would look, love it

    • @fivefinger100
      @fivefinger100 3 года назад +21

      He goes in for the two finger press but decides to use only one of them

  • @atomicdancer
    @atomicdancer 8 лет назад +794

    I think this is the greatest 1 minute and 47 seconds of anything ever created by the human race.

    • @user-sv7sb9is1s
      @user-sv7sb9is1s 8 лет назад +20

      Obviously

    • @BilltheFifth
      @BilltheFifth 8 лет назад +2

      You bet your ass!

    • @dommorris8163
      @dommorris8163 8 лет назад +1

      that actually means this might not be that good because there's probably not that many comedy skits that are exactly 1 minute and 47 seconds long.

    • @Yes-jr3sb
      @Yes-jr3sb 8 лет назад +8

      its still 1:48 for me

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 7 лет назад

      many minute men would disagree

  • @GuruPremierGangStarr
    @GuruPremierGangStarr 8 месяцев назад +6

    Your wife is on the phone, it's an emergency
    "I'll get it later"

    • @LOTRmeme
      @LOTRmeme 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @theharvardyard2356
    @theharvardyard2356 5 лет назад +166

    I've watched this so many times and just now noticed the cream dropping from the sky into his cup.

    • @Kristopher-Ryan_Kovacs_IRL
      @Kristopher-Ryan_Kovacs_IRL 4 года назад +13

      It's actually man milk

    • @IvanKinkle
      @IvanKinkle 4 года назад +2

      I've never seen that. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    • @TheZaaz
      @TheZaaz 4 года назад

      Man I sincerely thought it was a banana.

    • @chrisza9782
      @chrisza9782 3 года назад +5

      I had to slow it down, then the dragged sound made me laugh. This show is the gift that keeps on giving

    • @kimmyrarity811
      @kimmyrarity811 3 года назад +2

      Thought it was a sugar cube tbh.

  • @AkinolaGG
    @AkinolaGG 9 лет назад +98

    1:28 is when i look at my bank account after attending any event

    • @kennygallagher5306
      @kennygallagher5306 9 лет назад +1

      ***** speakin of events... Ever played League on hotel wifi?
      I regret everything...
      66 ping, goes to level 2 invade jungle, ping spikes to 255... ;-;

    • @hh3productions759
      @hh3productions759 7 лет назад

      That's just whenever I look at my bank account period. I can't even afford events. I have a lot of work to do.... wait... 4d3d3d3 engaged. I gotta go.

  • @chauncieextreme8514
    @chauncieextreme8514 3 месяца назад +6

    Tim & Eric basically predicted the future, best case scenario for unleashing AI’s potential

  • @srhcrg1350
    @srhcrg1350 8 лет назад +175

    Now Tayne I can get into

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 лет назад +2

      >get into Tayne
      >entertain
      Woah

  • @hehthar
    @hehthar 6 лет назад +375

    This is the quantum realm

  • @risdio51
    @risdio51 8 месяцев назад +11

    This is how it feels to mess around with ChatGPT.

  • @zrobeast
    @zrobeast 5 лет назад +578

    Thanos: “I am inevitable.”
    Tayne: “Hi, I’m Tayne, and I’m here to enter-Tayne ya.”
    Thanos: “Now Tayne I can get into.”

    • @somescrub885
      @somescrub885 4 года назад +22

      @@WildeMike49 okay "WildeMike49"

    • @WildeMike49
      @WildeMike49 4 года назад +1

      @@somescrub885 It's 2020 aaaand still the only group less intelligent than Tim and Eric are their fans

    • @somescrub885
      @somescrub885 4 года назад +44

      @@WildeMike49 I have to imagine you're less funny than the other 48 WildeMikes

    • @BE-fw1lr
      @BE-fw1lr 4 года назад +11

      @@somescrub885 LMAO that was a good burn.

    • @michaelmassajr.9996
      @michaelmassajr.9996 4 года назад +2

      @@WildeMike49 what a wiiiiiiiiild opinion

  • @dewhicular
    @dewhicular 6 лет назад +95

    "Paul, your wife is calling. It's an emergency."
    "I'll get it later."

  • @theterminaldave
    @theterminaldave 5 месяцев назад +7

    This is probably the best T&M skit ever, and will live long into the future hellscape that awaits us all.

  • @MrBigShot110
    @MrBigShot110 9 лет назад +687

    NUDE, TAYNE...

  • @ZeroOdyssey
    @ZeroOdyssey 7 лет назад +241

    the screech at OYSTER gets me everytime.
    Also the computer text looks exactly like the font used in Mother 2/Earthbound.

  • @MortonGoldthwait
    @MortonGoldthwait 3 года назад +104

    Is anyone else nervous about Paul using a swivel chair when there's a bottomless pit below him?

  • @henchmanb
    @henchmanb 10 лет назад +122

    The funniest part of this video to me:
    As Paul enters the scene from the right at 0:02 he checks his watch and shakes his head, thinking to himself, 'look at the time, I've got a lot of work to get done today'.

    • @soddy31
      @soddy31 10 лет назад +5

      Checks his Wrist*

    • @brdane
      @brdane 10 лет назад +38

      Yeah, he had a watch on, but he checked the wrist NOT wearing the watch.. lol

    • @donluchitti
      @donluchitti 10 лет назад +18

      he's on a celery, important stuff to do.

    • @bradb1383
      @bradb1383 10 лет назад +14

      My favorite is how he presses the space bar at 0:10 and the sound that accompanies it.

    • @MonkeyBars1
      @MonkeyBars1 10 лет назад

      Shayne Redding
      Woah I never saw that white thing going in

  • @theQiwiMan
    @theQiwiMan 10 лет назад +32

    yeah, this just about sums up my work day.

  • @YRENNOCNAES
    @YRENNOCNAES 2 года назад +22

    The year is now 2022, and this is a surprisingly accurate representation of the current
    state of technology

  • @norwegianchill2886
    @norwegianchill2886 8 лет назад +3393

    I'm gonna sound like an asshole here, but I just can't get into Tayne. I know he's still a beta sequence, but I've spent a few months analyzing his moves and I just can't get into it. I do respect his craft and him as a person. Maybe if I could see a version of him with the 4d3d3d3 kicked up I would get it.

    • @johnshepard7133
      @johnshepard7133 8 лет назад +188

      +Norwegian Chill I can't believe the hat wobble and flarghunstow didn't do it for you... I gave up Judaism, cigars and male prostitutes after seeing this video for the fiftieth time. Can I suggest observing a nude Tayne and seeing if that affects you at all?

    • @toetotipthatsabart5048
      @toetotipthatsabart5048 8 лет назад +93

      Tayne isn't /just/ a beta sequence, my Norwegian brother. He's an experience. He's an art. If you can't get into Tayne, you need to do some real soul searching.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 8 лет назад +27

      +Norwegian Chill Maybe your pep-pep can explain it.

    • @PeaceTrainUSA-1000
      @PeaceTrainUSA-1000 8 лет назад +37

      +Norwegian Chill Order up a simultaneous hat wobble and flarghunstow, then get back to us.

    • @Top10WizardReviews
      @Top10WizardReviews 8 лет назад +7

      +Norwegian Chill Your hat's gonna wobble after you see Alpha Tayne!

  • @channelfadge7438
    @channelfadge7438 5 лет назад +123

    I like that Oyster headbangs his hat off. It show passion for what he does.

  • @hherpdderp
    @hherpdderp 3 месяца назад +10

    This was prophecy.

  • @Omahamaho
    @Omahamaho 9 лет назад +209

    I'm gunna frame a picture of Oyster smiling, it's going right next to my Bold And Brash

    • @electromagneticlemon
      @electromagneticlemon 9 лет назад +46

      More like BELONGS IN THE TRASH!

    • @Omahamaho
      @Omahamaho 8 лет назад

      +electromagneticlemon lmfao COD and minecraft channel LOL

    • @Omahamaho
      @Omahamaho 8 лет назад +1

      +Juoykan and that picture of electromagneticlemon making out with his dad

    • @frankpepi1573
      @frankpepi1573 6 лет назад +1

      Ey my dude hiws it going didt expect to see ya here maaaaan

  • @GrahamSiggins
    @GrahamSiggins 5 лет назад +141

    I show this to people and use their reaction to decide whether or not I want to be friends with them

  • @Phhase
    @Phhase 9 месяцев назад +6

    So they say, the sillier your world is, the more serious the characters have to take it.

  • @brunneng38
    @brunneng38 6 лет назад +191

    So this is why Heidecker has a cameo in Antman and Wasp. I forgot they were pals.

    • @turkkvpfan
      @turkkvpfan 5 лет назад +11

      @DocDoomClassic 52 fuck gregg

    • @lostuser1094
      @lostuser1094 4 года назад +6

      Jay Smith director is a fan of on cinema apparently

    • @chrisr715
      @chrisr715 4 года назад +3

      @@turkkvpfan he shit and pissed all over the decker franchise

    • @LaLogic2
      @LaLogic2 4 года назад +5

      @@turkkvpfan the fuck did you just say about gregg you little fucker? You must not appreciate TRUE cinema in the slightest you bufoon

  • @Riketz
    @Riketz 10 лет назад +284

    The computer speaks to him in Earthbound's font. There's so many layers of the most bizarre and obscure references in these videos, but this one is by far the best.

    • @Gundogcox24
      @Gundogcox24 10 лет назад +17

      holy shit i've watched this at least 10 times and never realised that

    • @TheEmperorbajara
      @TheEmperorbajara 10 лет назад

      what is earthbounds font, i guess i didnt catch that one.

    • @Riketz
      @Riketz 10 лет назад +18

      dont care Earthbound is an old Super Nintendo game that became relatively popular ages after the console died. It's why Ness is in Super Smash Bros. Just look up a video of Earthbound, or better yet, play it on an emulator/virtual console. The game looks really bland and textureless at first glance, but the font is memorable because the writing is surreal, hilarious, and to an extent, insane.

    • @TheEmperorbajara
      @TheEmperorbajara 10 лет назад +6

      thanks ri. ill look that up, i get it!!! "enter tayne" entertain

    • @halffox102
      @halffox102 10 лет назад +157

      yea, the watch hes wearing is the one my dad wears, a clear reference to my dad

  • @dukenukem3dfx572
    @dukenukem3dfx572 5 месяцев назад +4

    Celery Man's triple monitor, dual stand, wireless, PC integrated keyboard setup is next level. Not to mention the blue spherical office with floating platform. Incredible stuff.

  • @mrpaulpotato8589
    @mrpaulpotato8589 8 лет назад +115

    This only gets funnier the more I watch it

  • @alfredoking14
    @alfredoking14 10 лет назад +47

    probably one of the best tim and eric bits ever

    • @EhCloserLook
      @EhCloserLook 6 лет назад

      Only "probably"??? * scoffs *

    • @cbikle
      @cbikle 2 года назад +1

      Definitely up there. A close second would be the "Fortin' With Wil" sketch w/ Wil Forte.

  • @noone3305
    @noone3305 4 года назад +172

    I remember watching this video for the first time and feeling incredibly confused and a bit disturbed. I’m not even sure how I came across it, but it’s been 3-4 years since then. Every once in a while I remember it’s existence and come back to see it again. Each time I watch it I feel I understand a bit more. Not just the video, but the universe as a whole.

    • @CybrosisEvolved
      @CybrosisEvolved 2 года назад +1

      I was hoping for a breakdown of the video and it's hilarity. What I got was a hope that the universe would one day make sense.

    • @ArctheLadder
      @ArctheLadder Год назад

      @@CybrosisEvolved hey cybrosisevolved I’m your latest weirdo on the internet. I can’t wait to type lots of words at you.
      The skit covers how the internet has evolved to allow this narcissistic expression of ourselves. The identity generator is the character Paul creating various facsimiles of himself for the sake of pleasure and entertainment.
      It’s like how people are making art about or of themselves, steaming themselves… there are emotes or art that are just people projecting themselves into various sociocultural situations that just aren’t even a true representation of who they really are.
      Note that Paul is just this milquetoast seeming office worker, “salary man” who is creating all these exciting, edgier versions of himself. Who’s it for? Well, him. Celery Man is a bit subtle, like a vegetable that’s pretty phallic. The nude Tayne request just gives away the game, it is all masturbatory. There’s no other purpose for it.
      The fact that it has no real social reach in the bit may seem like it isn’t the best representation of how the internet actually works but it’s very accurate in principle, in the sense that ultimately so many people are doing this for themselves that even as they try to reach an audience or whatever ultimately they’re doing it just for the sheer narcissism of it.
      I know people who stream on twitch who absolutely don’t need the money, it creates kindling for what is ultimately just a version of themselves, inauthentic, that they project online. It’s just not reaching anyone, it’s for yourself.
      And it’s so eerily predictive of modern computing in weird ways, like having, what, three monitors while somehow having automated the work so as to have an excessive amount of work space.
      Anyway that was actually my stab at it. This is Cinco Comment Generator signing off.

  • @TFCxAddict
    @TFCxAddict 9 лет назад +185

    Not enough 4d3d3d3 in my honest opinion

    • @paxmule
      @paxmule 6 лет назад +6

      even AFTER he increased the 4d3d3d3 ?

  • @jeromewilliams7352
    @jeromewilliams7352 10 лет назад +84

    Paul Rudd seems like my kinda guy, I wish he were real so I could meet his dad and we could hang out and have BBQ meat parties.

    • @SatanIsSextingMe
      @SatanIsSextingMe 10 лет назад +1

      ***** oh god is that what that really means

    • @dylangriffin8826
      @dylangriffin8826 10 лет назад

      hhahaahahaha, ur funny man

    • @axel151
      @axel151 10 лет назад

      Best comment ever!

    • @danieldavis6229
      @danieldavis6229 10 лет назад

      We're lookin' up sites havin' so much fun, he's feedin' me meet this can't be beat.

    • @dignerds
      @dignerds 10 лет назад +1

      spend time wit your pap pap

  • @kymrobinson7986
    @kymrobinson7986 5 лет назад +81

    Can't wait to see Celery Man defeat Thanos in End Game

  • @talkinghoorse6936
    @talkinghoorse6936 8 лет назад +43

    I will admit, I wasn't on board with Tayne, I was impressed with the hat wobble...but the Flarhgunnstow fucking BLEW ME AWAY!

  • @lowpolyzoe
    @lowpolyzoe 6 месяцев назад +8

    I feel like an idiot, celery man is a pun on salary man

  • @Timic83tc
    @Timic83tc 10 лет назад +45

    that source game ambience

    • @CertifictJones
      @CertifictJones 10 лет назад +2

      its also in splinter cell

    • @heltok666
      @heltok666 10 лет назад +1

      Do you guys know the song name?

    • @directorofknucklesfindsjes7150
      @directorofknucklesfindsjes7150 10 лет назад

      ***** Is that confirmed? Does Earthbound hold a copyright on that font, or does this one just look similar? That would be interesting if it were true.

    • @heltok666
      @heltok666 10 лет назад +16

      for fuck sake anon smith, answer me dont talk shit

    • @directorofknucklesfindsjes7150
      @directorofknucklesfindsjes7150 10 лет назад +1

      otto klang what?

  • @Oh-Ben
    @Oh-Ben 10 лет назад +39

    You don't know how glad I am that he remembered to kick up the 4d3d3d3.

  • @Doc_Calamari
    @Doc_Calamari 3 месяца назад +17

    This has become reality

  • @pointlessfailure
    @pointlessfailure 10 лет назад +29

    This is how I imagine computers will be like in the future of 2010.

  • @Scommander1945
    @Scommander1945 8 лет назад +51

    Does anyone else feel like this is really what's on Paul Rudd's computer?

    • @HDZ274
      @HDZ274 8 лет назад +4

      +perter2duhbomb Prove it isnt.

  • @MrJames_Bondage
    @MrJames_Bondage 5 месяцев назад +2

    "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
    -Marty McFly

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 лет назад +57

    I've watched this once a month for the past 4 years.

    • @theother6505
      @theother6505 3 года назад +1

      I watch it once a week, but like 6 times in a row

  • @oli1762
    @oli1762 8 лет назад +38

    Paul Rudd's very own Cerebro.

  • @Head1essC1own
    @Head1essC1own 2 года назад +5

    Paul Rudd was named the sexiest man alive by People Magazine this year. Great Job!

    • @CometMedalChavez
      @CometMedalChavez 2 года назад

      If the magazine does not have a print-out of Oyster smiling, I do not want it.

  • @cleanliving1612
    @cleanliving1612 5 лет назад +26

    Whenever I drink tea I try to look like Paul Rudd watching Celeryman

  • @uicosole
    @uicosole 7 лет назад +68

    I have to admit, I watch this atleast once a week

  • @leehunter3964
    @leehunter3964 4 года назад +174

    There is so much to take in here. This man watches videos of himself for a living? And he has an AI that can somehow create new personalities and have them dance on command? and the subject gets sexual gratification from this for some reason? Thank you tim and eric.

    • @leow3696
      @leow3696 3 года назад +14

      @Jon Cowell Nah. It's just Tim and Eric.

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 3 года назад +10

      @@leow3696 you act as if the two are mutually exclusive, but they're definitely not.

    • @carlsaischa
      @carlsaischa 2 года назад +1

      Never mind he works inside a blue death-star for no reason.

  • @beothorn
    @beothorn Год назад +9

    Award winning, detailed ((Celery man)) 4d 3d oyster sequence, 4k soft light in the style of Greg Rutkowsky

  • @MahadevanIyer
    @MahadevanIyer 5 месяцев назад +23

    Adult swim was way too early on Generative AI.

  • @danielroscoeescobar3662
    @danielroscoeescobar3662 4 месяца назад +4

    We’re very close to this kind of technology.

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 3 месяца назад +3

      I'll finally be able to generate a nude Tayne.

  • @ericstaples7220
    @ericstaples7220 3 года назад +23

    I just realized this is exactly what I do on the internet, but with more presentation.

  • @lovetrain2455
    @lovetrain2455 8 лет назад +57

    This is what Ant-Man does between his job as an Avenger

  • @PuppetMasterIX
    @PuppetMasterIX 3 года назад +45

    Something I just noticed: The computer's UI uses the Earthbound font.

    • @PandoraSystem
      @PandoraSystem 3 года назад +8

      It also uses "Windows 3.1"-style windows which somehow makes even less sense

    • @dairyisfine
      @dairyisfine 3 года назад +1

      I never noticed this until reading this comment and it just blew my mind

    • @rootbeer_666
      @rootbeer_666 3 года назад

      It’s called Apple Kid or Orange Kid-I forget which-I might still have the .ttf file I downloaded back in 2000

  • @sadketchupg
    @sadketchupg 8 лет назад +1328

    I find this shit funny but my friends don't get it... I guess Tayne is just an acquired taste.

    • @mrleedra
      @mrleedra 8 лет назад +87

      +victomba Some people just can't get into Tayne.

    • @GrahamSiggins
      @GrahamSiggins 8 лет назад +90

      Maybe they forgot to kick up the 4d3d3d3d3

    • @gman3976
      @gman3976 8 лет назад +18

      They might be the more Celery Man type of people. See what works and get back to us OP.

    • @BurgertubeFounder
      @BurgertubeFounder 8 лет назад +8

      Now Tayne, I _CAN_ get into.

    • @someapostate7518
      @someapostate7518 8 лет назад +10

      Go with the hat wobble and flarhgunnstow next time. They'll get into Tayne.

  • @RollersPostulate
    @RollersPostulate 8 лет назад +69

    Antman constructed an office in the Quantum realm.