imagine if someone from an unknown island got internet and searched spagetti and meatball and comes across this video. he?she would say thats why americans are fat
Alvin: make it big Rie: make it fancy Merle: make it vegan Inga: make it trendy Eating your feed: making trendy food at home Alexis: make a 3 course meal with appliances
I'll just complete this. Alvin: Making It Big Rie: Making it Fancy Alix: Behind the scenes of making it. Alexis: Making it in a dishwasher. Niki and Andrew: Recreate the things they made. Steven and Andrew: Taste it and say Worth it. Adam: Videos all of this.
Alvin: “My mom taught me over speaker phone while she was in China. She would yell at me and tell what to buy.” *Alvin should make his mom a giant something next time*
@@suwoo._ yeah I’m a ballerina!😁 If you believe in yourself and work hard you could make anything happen, so you could totally become a ballerina! Good luck on becoming a ballerina!💖
No, this would be a horrible idea. Maybe good for a while, but it would have to be like some super expensive food. The profit would be low and the debt would be high
Lol when Kalen said that "i'm the type of person to wait 5 minutes for Olive Garden waiters to grate a whole heck amount of cheese". That's so relatable lol, like when I'm in a restaurant I wish I could do that, but I'm sure that would be painful for the waiter XD
it's probably the interns who do grocery runs, the cashier is probably like "why are all these random well-dressed kids buying all these weirdly large proportions of... everything???"
Pretty smart actually. Bringing the person that criticizes most of your food videos and making food for him and making him enjoy the food, for a video, is a great way to change ppl's minds
WHEN HE SAID SUGAR IN HIS SPAGHETTI ALL THE FILIPINOS WENT WILD Edit: Ik some recipes call for sugar no matter the culture, it’s just that filipinos will add in cups of sugar + ketchup (banana ketchup if y’all know what I’m talking abt👀)
11:44 Listen to the song PIZZA! PASTA! PUT IT IN A BOX! DELIVER IT TO MY HOUSE AND PUT ON MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! CHEESY ON MY PEENY AND A SAUCY ON MY BALLS!
who here wants Alvin to make you a version of giant food as well, mostly because you're on your bed getting ready to bed, and your super hungry, and you just want food so bad. 👇🏻 👇🏻 👇🏻
![State of Play | September 24, 2024 [ENGLISH]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fVs0suPHAX8/mqdefault.jpg)
He does instructions like we’re going to do it
Mr. Watermelon well this method can be used for normal sized spaghetti as well, just a bit different
Are you saying you wouldn't?
Dyk watermelon makes ur pp bigger?
imagine if someone from an unknown island got internet and searched spagetti and meatball and comes across this video.
he?she would say thats why americans are fat
this comment made me laugh XD
Buzzfeed staff: "Are we bringing in lunch today or is Alvin in the kitchen again?"
😂😂😂
Lol
@@AlvinKZhou AHAHHA
Lmao
😩😂😂😂 Truth
Can u imagine him making all this and realizing they didn’t hit record
Well time to do this again
@@lucaspatrick5519 lol
Omg! I played among us with someone named Shannon. If you see this I am Oreo.
@@lilliwelker5360 ...you realize there is more than one shannon on planet earth.....right?
this type of comment is waaaaaaay overused. I see it, often multiple times, in every single video that takes a long time or uses a lot of skill
Alvin: make it big
Rie: make it fancy
Merle: make it vegan
Inga: make it trendy
Eating your feed: making trendy food at home
Alexis: make a 3 course meal with appliances
Inga: Make it Trendy!
Jade Yu yaaaaa
Jade Yu thx
Best😂👏👍
alix: behind tasty
Alvin: Make it Big
Rie: Make it fancy
Alix: Behind the scenes of making it
Alexis: Making it in a Dishwasher
Alexa : answering 7+18 because i was confused on a simple homework sheet
Yee Yee
😂😂😂😂 so true
me:making a fire in the kitchen and die
I'll just complete this.
Alvin: Making It Big
Rie: Making it Fancy
Alix: Behind the scenes of making it.
Alexis: Making it in a dishwasher.
Niki and Andrew: Recreate the things they made.
Steven and Andrew: Taste it and say Worth it.
Adam: Videos all of this.
Me: making a fried egg
Alvin: “My mom taught me over speaker phone while she was in China. She would yell at me and tell what to buy.”
*Alvin should make his mom a giant something next time*
Yess
Jihan Farikha imagine his mom says plain rice
Yasss!
just have his mom cook instead
Yess it would be really fun!!!
Can we just accept the fact that he has never click baited us.
Facts
Shut
669 likes! I won't like this comment
@@m-b1798 shut
@@m-b1798 up
Well if giants take over the world at least Alvin still has a job.
Omg thats a good one
Finally a good original comment
titans🤣
“The titans” Yeah. Thers Kronos, Hyperion, Krios and the others
Ocirien and Matt. Stonie
*an apple a day keeps the doctor away*
Alvin with a big apple: i keep the hospital away
Doctors: *exist* Alvin and a giant apple: “I’m gonna ruin all these guys’ careers.”
Nice one 😅😆
MobilePilot - Simulator underrated comment ^^
I wheezed 😂
MobilePilot - Simulator I Love This🤣🤣
Who is still waiting for a giant marshmallow?
Cause' I do
Susan Bacordo GIANT S’MORES!!!
They should invite the celeb Marshmello for it
Army Babe That’d be awesome
Yas we need that
Marshemellows are too easy
Alvin: Kalen that was the whole block of cheese
Kalen: Did i say stop?
Alvin:*starts grating hand*
@@bornhustlin5241 😟what
@@bornhustlin5241 got dark REAL fast
@@bornhustlin5241 lol relatable
@@Ryan-to1pr got twice as dark after that (make this a chain lol)
Kalen is like everyone’s favorite auntie
*As an Italian Chef of a magic Channel...* Spaghetti and Meatball (polpette) is NOT an Italian recipe.
That's all 💖💫
That’s a fucking male
@@borutohokage31 figure of speech
Exactly
@@borutohokage31 how old are you
I just realized
Alvin names the food
Calls them his children
Then devours them
That's Cronus right there
Name: Alvin
Occupation: makes children, and then gives them to other people to devour.
And he helps them through puberty
@@akari_reen thought the same
@@akari_reen c...
cronus?
oh no.
oh. oh no.
*is slowly overtaken by homestuck*
on alvin's shirt: "anti noodle, noodle club"
also alvin: *makes ton of giant spaghetti noodles*
It’s anti social social club
aurin o no it’s not..look at alvin’s shirt.
@@nai1729 anti social social club is the real thing this is just a joke version
Love how swan lake was played when the noodle were being made. 😂 I’m a ballerina so obviously I love swan lake.
Epic
I’m in a symphony orchestra so I love Tchaikovsky
Wow Ur a ballerina!? I love ballarinas I hope I could be one when I grow up
@@suwoo._ yeah I’m a ballerina!😁 If you believe in yourself and work hard you could make anything happen, so you could totally become a ballerina! Good luck on becoming a ballerina!💖
Alvin: we got cheese
Kalen: amen
Alvin: we have some parsley
Kalen: you know, less is more
Kalen was really polite, wasn't he? He didn't say "I fucking hate parsley", he said "I think less is more")
he was and i'm sure i would say: i would like just a little bit on the dish
666 likes don't want mess it up
@@ge6476 911 likes now
what mean's *amen?*
Tasty;uses almost 100 eggs
Me:gets mad when a recipe asks me for more than 3 eggs
How to basic: *ALL THE EGGS!*
Why 666 likes satan
I get mad even for 1+ 🤣🤣🤣
@Stella Elkins I’m 9 and u can do that
I can
“We got to garnish it”
“Okay what we garnishing with?”
“We got some cheese”
“Amen”
😂
Shay Gordon that was my favorite part
I was just at this part when he said it and and at the right time a read your comment so it was Exactly at the right time 😂😂😂😂😂
@@chechenka9597 Same lol
"Amen" means "SO BE IT!"
"I like my spaghetti sweet"
Italians: "What is this heresy???"
Filipinos: "Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well"
I'm Filipino so I can relate
FireTail XZ bold of you to assume that about italians we COOK THAT SHIT DOWN SO ITS SO SWEET MMMM
Man of culture talaga
We just made some a few days lol
Made some cassava today!!
ITS UNCOMMON IN MY HOUSEHOLD TO NOT PUT SUGAR IN OUR SAUCE
Alvin in store: yes I would like to buy 8 dozen eggs
Cashier: so what are you doin with these eggs?
Alvin: *SPAGHETTI*
Cashier= ;-;
The name of his restaurant could be “Texas sizes, LA prices”
An McComb brooo
No it should be “Go Big Or Go Home”
@@mangotango6819 I agree *says while eating 2 boxes of pizza* :))
•Mango Tango• I think you will get copyrighted and sued
That sounds like a perfect tag line🤣
"i like my spaghetti to be sweet"
italians : ಠ︵ಠ
Filipinos : ಠ‿ಠ
I'm Filipino but I dont like my spaghetti sweet
@@elxicj same, though I like a pinch of sugar in my spaghetti
STOOPID 69 same
Italian here. Agreed.
@@cumstain8389 you gone and done it.
EW EW
“Das a lotta eggs”
- Kalen
HowToBasics: Mah Bruddaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!
Is he a gay boi
ThePhantomSage yeah he gay gay gay the HOUSE and i love ITT
Gosh! he reminds me of Chris Tucker the one whose always with Jackie Chan
Das a lotta chickens
i like how he’s thoroughly explaining every step as if we viewers are going to make 40 lbs of meatballs at home
Alvin: “well we got some cheese”
Kalen: “amen”
Mr. Dank ☺️🧀
that a black guy from Kansas for ya lol
“It’s like a torture device”
-Alvin 2019
😂😂😂
Random Simulator I’m gonna be honest.
For a moment,I read it as “Torture Dance”
"We got some cheese."
"Amen."
These are like the most relatable 2 lines in the world XD
A more relatable line is
“YumCum”
Would you forget that?
"I feel like Swan Lake should be playing right now"
*Swan Lake plays*
I mean how could they not..
The restaurant “Go Big or Go Home” 100% needs to happen...
Damn 500+ likes but no comment?
8҉-B҉i҉t҉_丂卩丨匚乇 just realised that aswell
Grow small or grow tall
No, this would be a horrible idea. Maybe good for a while, but it would have to be like some super expensive food. The profit would be low and the debt would be high
"I like my spaghetti to be sweet"
Fillipinos: *happiness noise*
Bruh thats true...
Omg yes
Truee bro! I love jollibee spaghetti
I love my spaghetti sweet
LMAO THAT WAS MEE
Kalen this whole video
*”where’d you get that? that’s so big!?”*
*”did you season it!!?”*
"i like my spaghetti sweet"
ah, filipinos would welcome you with jollibee spaghetti.
*mmm yes jollibee spaghetti*
hell yeah
Filipino heeeereee
Does sweet spaghetti really taste that good?? It’s making me soooo hungryyy
ye
"We got some cheese"
"AMEN"
same
Alvin: This is a dozen eggs.
No one:
Alvin: *thats 12*
Waffles Forever I read that as he was saying it 💀💀
I know someone would joke about it. 😂😂😂
Right! 🤣
Waffles Forever I was gonna write that Lmao 😂
Random days of our Lives LOL 🤣
He’s gonna be a bodybuilder by the end of this series
Megan Zanders nop he isn’t
This would actually be a really good episode “I made giant food for body builders”
Selena Jimenez he made a giant donut for a bodybuilder
I think he’s going to get the job for a mausage parlor
Selena Jimenez he also made ramen for a sumo wrestler
"That's perfection"
Lmfao, the way his eyes rolled back-I love him 😂
No one's talking about how accurate his Gordon Ramsay impersonation is
Robertus Indradjaja ha tru
Because it wasn’t even close....
@@brvtsunamii198 woooosh
Gordon Ramsay is always gonna talk trash
Imagine Gordon reacting to this
That ain't spaghetti and meatballs... Thats meatballs and spaghetti!!!
Agreed
I see this as an absoloute win
Mmm i am drooling i love spaghetti whit meatballs
Top 10 anime plot twists
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"-I like my spaghetti to be sweet-"
Filipinos entered the chat.
Fronneily Tadena also my first thought😂
Fronneily Tadena I WAS BOUTA SAY THAT ayee🇵🇭
Jollibee is waving lol
@@thatuglything1347 ayeeut
Sweet spaghetti is delicous tbh
Can we take a moment to talk about how he's wearing a 'anti noodle noodle club' tee and making speghattti 😂
shop owner: we bake cakes in that.
Alvin: I ain't makin a cake.
so can you make a giant food like him
Lobster Butter Alvin is the guy making the food
Are you an army💜💜
ARMYYY💜💜
I love Alvin. He's so funny, like he just seems like such a chill dude you would want to hang with.
"Oh yeah, less is definitely more eith this parsley, Jesus,"
-Kalen 2019
Toni Genobaten DONT EVEN TRY TO DO THAT 2019 THINGY AGAIN
-AlfermatiX 2019
XD
@@AlfermatiX "DON'T EVEN TRY TO DO THST 2019 THINGY AGAIN"
- AlfermatiX 2019
PS. Sorry😂
I don't even want to imagine how tired he gets making all these giant foods.
Ikr
Yeah😂😂😂alvin be having motivation
Must be as tiring as working 24/7
I mean thats hard but i make my own microwave meals
@@ayaanahmad9071 LOL😂😂😂😂
"Bye y'all. I'm still eating" MOOD me too Kalen, me too
Alvins brain: "slap it"
Alvin: "why"
Alvins brain: "you gotta"
U just gotta
ecaerx 1 lol
This needs to be the top comment
@@angrycarljohnson69 lol right you can see it in his eyes "I HAVE TO SLAP IT"
Happy Davie504 noises
Alvin: This is Gertrude...
Gertrude: Heeyyyy-
Alvin: ...and we're gonna cut Gertrude into 16 pieces.
Gertrude: eyyyy what?
“We made these noodles from hand”
“OHHH OKAAAY. I like that. That’s boujie”
TangoSnipes boujie*
A boogie is something I pull out of my toddler's nose at least once a day.
*Pasta
I was watching that part as I was scrolling through comments 😂
Not tryna be rude jus tryna find out but is he gay?
0:54 “I was on my way to work and I was in my bed” did y’all not hear Kalen say that ? 😂😂😂
💀😂GIRLLLL
😂😂
Get Alvin to make a giant gingerbread man for someone.
Like so Alvin can see this! c:
Make an Alvin sized gingerbread man!!!!
*shrek 2 intensifies*
Was dude gay 😂🤔??
Dude i made ur likes 100!!
@@adyatawde3835 dang thanks dude
Teacher: no eating in the class
People in the back of the class:
Kelis Ego 💀💀💀
teacher: Kris get out the class
Kris: but they're having a whole banquet back there! All I did was talk!
Asriel dreemurr, oh, undertale fan. Nice.
lmfao
Then there’s me: watch me. This rule doesn’t apply to me if I don’t get caught
Kalen: 48, that’s a lotta eggs!
Howtobasic: how cute
Underrated comment
@@terrenvestal2445 ikr
0.0
This deserves more likes
Alvin: we're going to garnish it.
Kallen: Amen
This guy sounds like he's an old grandma and a millennial guy at the same time
Thats called gay he sounds really gay
@@chrisyankosky7940 I think he is
Benjamin Tran obviously
most obnoxious and annoying voice...
that dude needs to stfu!!!
Bro these replies are rude af
This is how many times Alvin slapped the dough
⤵️
Can't blame him. Its Thicc
@@expunged5615 its dummy thicc
Allen: ''how many tomatoes?''
Alvin: *i think the whole farm*
Agree
0_0
Damn a Hole farm
Love Alvin’s personality so much! Haha effortlessly funny🌟
And Kalennn!😂❤️
Alvin: * bought two bowls * I'm making meatballs
Shopkeeper: We use these for cakes.
Alvin: I AIN'T MAKING A CAKE.
He bought them from Amazon...
No he didn't buy theme from Amazon @KingRanger
Alvin: who said there was cake?
nice profile pic :)
did i stutter
This is how many times Kalen said “Oh Wow.”
I
I
V
@Luigi PIZZA SPAGHETTI nice
229???????????????????????????????????
@Luigi PIZZA SPAGHETTI nice
Oh waauuuw
*awww weeeeoooowwww
Alvin: "I'm just going to cut myself a slice of meatball-- nobody ever says that."
Kalen: "Cause they dont have to"
best.
I literally watched that part as I was reading this-
Lol when Kalen said that "i'm the type of person to wait 5 minutes for Olive Garden waiters to grate a whole heck amount of cheese". That's so relatable lol, like when I'm in a restaurant I wish I could do that, but I'm sure that would be painful for the waiter XD
9:20
Alvin: *starts talking about math*
me: "we don't do that here"
eli i legit thought you said meth. This might show that I’ve been watching too much breaking bad
*Asian stereotypes have entered the chat*
This is how many times Kalen Allen said, “Oh, Wow!”
⬇️
quad times homie
Oh, Wow
I made your comment 300 likes
Oh wew
oh wowz
**Alvin goes to groceries**
counter lady/ man: here we go again...
😅
Ahh shit.. here we go again 😂😂
yasmeen shanti they got cj in area 51
it's probably the interns who do grocery runs, the cashier is probably like "why are all these random well-dressed kids buying all these weirdly large proportions of... everything???"
I love how he names everything and is so serious about it 😹😹😹
I love how he is making giant noodles but is also wearing an anti noodles shirt😂
k funny I laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The All Seeing Eye😂😂😂
I think Inga has the same shirt
But isn't spaghetti pasta?😌😌
Its litteraly anti social thats a bran
Kalen: “I like sugar in my spaghetti”
My Filipino Grandma: **SKREEEEEEEEE-**
I was looking for this comment, hah!
My mom puts condensed milk on the tomato sauce. Sht is bomb.
Jolibee: *tosses slices of hotdogs in there*
P E R F E C T 👌
Alvin: *slaps pasta dough*
Me: "who's your daddy"
LMAO I-
Kiara Villafañe you’re not my daaaad
Lol, he likes to spank his dough.
🤠🤠
i am your daddy😂😂😂
My arm was already hurting watching him knead the dough lmao
I'm watching this at 3am and I've never been so hungry
Same its 3:34am and I am starving😭😭😭
Lol! The thing is im always hungry
Same
4am right now & waiting for breakfast :))
bro same 😢
They still brought him over
After he dissed all their food😂😂
Pretty smart actually. Bringing the person that criticizes most of your food videos and making food for him and making him enjoy the food, for a video, is a great way to change ppl's minds
@@Sam-0827 because manipulation is smart
@@originalstarwalker21 i wouldn’t call that manipulation.... he made him food....?
@@Sam-0827 Very Smart
Tasty: lets use 100 eggs
Me: Lets use more than 2 eggs
From another direction, a slipper come flying towards me
"i like my spaghetti sweet"
buddy the elf: "i-"
"not like that"
Alvin: This a dozen eggs , that’s twelve
Alvin =big brain
HaZordus Clan he teaches us math yay (that was sarcasm ) don’t tell Alvin
WHEN HE SAID SUGAR IN HIS SPAGHETTI ALL THE FILIPINOS WENT WILD
Edit: Ik some recipes call for sugar no matter the culture, it’s just that filipinos will add in cups of sugar + ketchup (banana ketchup if y’all know what I’m talking abt👀)
Lmao🤣
HAHAH YUP
You nailed it haha.! Yummy! Filipino here! Kumusta?!
I totally did!!
I put sugar in my spaghetti sauce too.
13:05 I think the word he was looking for is “Fettuccine”
“Wew!!!”
Kalen 2019
Edit: “WEW!!!” Thanks a lot for nearly 800 likes after just 20 hours😘😊🤗
Alvin: “A dozen eggs”
Also Alvin: “That’s 12”
😂
I dont get what funny about it. A dozen equals to twelve
@@kiryu9992 cuz when you say a dozen you shouldn't have to say "that's 12". 😂
He is telling people who don’t know a dozen equals to 12.
Usayd Ansari well the people who don’t know that are dumb
Katie Goodwin lack of knowledge..dumb is some one like you ..nothing wrong he’s telling people that a dozen equals to 12 lololololol
no one :
literally no one:
Alvin: wE’rE gOnNa cUt gErTrUdE iNtO 16 pEicEs
11:44 Listen to the song
PIZZA! PASTA! PUT IT IN A BOX! DELIVER IT TO MY HOUSE AND PUT ON MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! CHEESY ON MY PEENY AND A SAUCY ON MY BALLS!
Omllllll 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂
@@xthedman420x8 Way too much time on your hands, nerdy fuck
Tisha Mohamed people named Gertrude: O_O...
Tisha Mohamed I mean if u know who ssundee is then Alvin is not the only one.
"So this is a dozen eggs... That's 12."
Thanks Alvin 😂
Me: *starts diet*
Tasty Chefs: allow us to introduce ourselves
Same
Same fukin joke
"i was on my way to work, and i was laying on my bed"
everyone felt that
lmaoo! i didnt even notice that
😂😂😂😂😂I was so hurt like. How you do that. Teach me
"her name is gertrude"
me: **hermitcraft 6 flashbacks**
legit after he said that, all i can hear is Grian screaming "THEY KILLED GERTRUDE!"
I had nightmares about Grian and ssundee screaming Gertrude's name
Unicorn Butterfly go. away. No one cares
Lol
@@dodg_e noone cares about you buddy
who here wants Alvin to make you a version of giant food as well, mostly because you're on your bed getting ready to bed, and your super hungry, and you just want food so bad.
👇🏻
👇🏻
👇🏻
Alvin cooking:
“It’s big brain time”
Also Alvin cooking:
“It’s time to literally be a kid and slam some stuff together”
Kayley Middleton 😂😂😂
yeet
Kayley Middleton sub for a sub
"Why is everyone quoting stuff lately"
-Me 2019
Wow omg this is so funny never been done before 😂😂👌👌
@@erikascencen ????
lmfao
so original omfg
ye sry bout that
1:48 he was dying inside when he said interesting
I just noticed that Alvin's making spaghetti and meatballs while he's wearing a shirt that says anti noodle noodle club 😂😂
Whoa! At first I thought it was one of those anti social social club shirts
"How many tomatoes?"
"Idk, I think a whole farm"😂
"It feels like my grandma is actually Italian and not Chinese"
-Alvin(some videos ago)
No. If she italian he would never spill oil on the pasta. He ruined it.
Your profile is giving me nightmares 😂
Relatable
emanemanresuresu fr 😂😂 idk why people think they need to put oil on pasta
I srsly love this guys voice
"I like sugar on my spaghetti"
Filipinos: EYYYYYYYYY MAH MAN
I KNOWWWW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS THINKING HE COULD USE FILIPINO STYLE SPAGHETTI SAUCE BECAUSE IT'S SWEET
Oh my gods yes finally someone who understands sweet spaghetti
Im not Filipino but I loveeee my spaghetti with sugar.
Tae ang galing hahaha
That sounds a bit weird but at the same time I want to try it
“ooh less is definitely more with this parsley..jesus this almost took me ouT” i’m CRYIN
"How many tomatoes?"
Alvin: *I don’t know, I think it’s a whole farm.*
“How many tomatoes?”
Alvin:”Yes
Shadman
Alvin: *sees tomatoes*
Also Alvin:
*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
me when i saw this thumbnail: THIS THE GUY WHO INTERVIEWED ATEEZ
Kpop stans are dominating the world
Kalen is the definition of a man that “Deserves the world”
"man"😂
star soul what’s that supposed to mean?
Kalen is gay
Phillip Van Haute doesn’t make him any less of a man
BonelessKim
To quote Kalen, *’Amen’*
“We’re gonna cut Gertrude into 16 pieces.”
Imagine that out of context.
Kalen: How many tomato’s??
Alvin: idk I think the whole farm
Me: 😂
Aleah Schwab
Tomato is? What?
Aleah Schwab tamaters
HE IS SO KIND I CAN'T-😭
Kalen: i want my spaghetti to be sweet
*Jollibee spaghetti is waving*
Asian People know what up