Italy Invades La provence to take it back France Send here Army to hold the Italians German Tanks cross The ardennes Belgium and France : wait what Germany : Force of Habit
Well, if you take in account the current state of the bundeswehr... It's still one of the most powerful armies in the world but they wouldnt do shit against France.
Piu' che altro con tutti i danni che ci hanno creato con l'immigrazione e gli affari che avevamo con la libia, uccidendo ghedafi, li era da fare veramente la guerra, se avessimo il nucleare difficilmente gli stati europei potrebbero batterci
@@stealth.hawk. technology? Just for say italy is the 3rd exporter of weapon in the world and is big like 1/3 of France. Go back shooting with that crap ass rifle you call famas.
@@stealth.hawk. btw Italy has best planes of the world, literally the Us are coping Italian's jet fighter's and remember that in a war between Italy and France no body would win and nope French technology isn't above Italian's tec but it's almost the same
@@corentinlanusse-malhene I have been in France 5 times, and I never saw a bidet. People don't consider it as importany, while in Italy also the poorest have it. Otherwise how do you clean your ass?
@@corentinlanusse-malhene when mistral blows, here in Italy we can recognize the smell of your stinky as##s. What the hell, we talk about how Africa or Asia are dirty, when in the centre of Europe there are people who don't wash their as#h##es: that's disgusting.
I am French of Franco-Italian origin, I have a French surname and an Italian surname. This video is my worst nightmare. We are two brother countries, Brotherhood and Unity 🇫🇷 ❤️ 🇮🇹
@@Klliansimabras Both Italy and France has some weird people in their politics, all you need is the wrong idiot being elected on either side and this may not be so impossible.
@@shrektheswampless6102 Italia wasnt existing back then, France bought it from Genova. And seems France kicked Germans out of Italia and helped creat the country they have deserved it
Nope. Such a war would have started with Brexit. Specifically, Johnson, the ERG and Farage spinning Brexit into a total success (despite obviously being a monumental failure, on the contrary), in turn emboldening like-minded Brexit-backing nationalist populists regionally to replicate Brexit on their own turf. France elects the National Front, Germany elects the AfD, Italy elects the Italexit Party and so on. The EU is thus weakened terminally as a peace-preserving framework. With the intertwined supply chains across Western Europe removed as an obstacle to war, the different nationalisms that drove the various exits from the EU soon turn mutually antagonistic and begin to espouse irredentism and revanchism - disputes over Alsace-Lorraine, Corsica and South Tyrol are reignited, and without the EU to discourage war and facilitate dialogue, the different nations come to blows. This video probably talks about Italy and France clashing over Corsica
I served in the french foreign legion, the details you did in the French tênue combat is awesome, literally the same, the details in helmet are also pretty good.
@@shotgunner3780 well modern day italy still have some gun company like beretta but most of the french gun company close in the 90,also both don't have a big enough arms industry to support a army in the time of war
@@spookyengie735 I don't know about french situation, but i can say that Italy have a very big gun and explosive production. Simply the govern don't have the money for the better stuff sometimes, but our gun production line Is very efficent now and we have big company for the production of ammo like Fiocchi. Se export a lot of military equipment. Before the sign of a contract with the ONU we were the 3 or 4 producer of AP mines and AT mines wich we used to sell all around the world. But it's interesting know about the french weapon industry.
@@shotgunner3780 not really standard issue military arms and lack of reserve in storage is the greatest downfall of most EU country military,italy just arent spending enough capital on it own military to keep up with it own demand,if france and italy go to war with eachother(why i dont know) then the french will have a early upperhand as they are more prepare then the italian,on the other hand italy would be better off later as france lack the industry to keep pace with it military need
@@raphael-1531 real corsicans were italian and they will always be italian in their soul because they have italian culture more than french culture. I have corsican friends and they say yes they speak france and there are mixed italians and french but corsica was an italian island (Napoleone Bonaparte was italian who came from there) and still the italian culture (and language i think) it’s pretty vivid more than the french, corsica has similar mediterranean landscapes, food, weather and mentality like sardegna and sicilia so ... like italy! France is exactly part of the mediterranean culture, at least not the mentality..
@@francesca_415 Sardinia and Corsica are completely different from Sicily both in mentality and in culture and ethnicity Sardinia is not italy and corsica is not france!
@@dannyzero692 I'm saying their modern military is a shadow of their former glory. Barely any of the modern German armed forces can function, their either too afraid of being called NAZI's or don't have any spare parts. Overall their extremely over rated Also what WMD's?
@@billycole9982 if you have to get back to Wars from 750 years ago to tell us where you defeated us... Where is the point? And in the other hand, telling us where we was been defeated is a game you are gonna to loose anyway... So where is the point?
@@blacksuite1 Nah that's bored, i know some combats of GAFES (32 guys) and about 150 armed mans (narcos) ALL NARCOS DEATH, was amazing, but shhhh that's histories are unofficial
I am sure both armies have their forces and weaknesses, on the ground and in the air. Overall that’s why we should be allied nowadays, we can compensate and support each other :)
Excellent! I love these "alternate history" type videos. I think a back story or maybe even subtitles would make it even better. But, its phenomenal either way. Great job!
I doubt this is alternate history, since this actually represents the worst possible outcome of Brexit. A new continental war due to nationalist populists subverting the main peace-preserving framework, the EU, out of existence and subsequently espousing irredentism and revanchism Remember Alsace-Lorraine. Remember the Sudetenland. Remember Danzig. Reverse Brexit now
@T R not true, you can say of the italian army that it had useless equipment an lacked of leadership but the french one...well, i don't know why they surrended since they had been preparing for months.
have you ever succeeded in invading a country? I don't think so !! of course I am not talking about ancient rome which was not Italy! seriously you are damn cheeky to open your mouth! France is the country with the highest number of military victories in the world !!
@@thecouncil887 I know but you're dumb. Italy wasn't even a country a this time. But leonardo was kicked of " italians land " because he was gay. So he came in France and gave it to French king. Next time, treat your artists better.
Because of the EU. The intertwined supply chains Italy has with its neighbours means that any attempt to start a war will cripple it economically. This is why nobody should vote for Italexit
German Politician: Sir, Italy lauched an attack on France! German General: Ok, we'll send 6 divisons to support them. German Politician: They declared war on us too, Sir. German General: Well then send 2 divisons to defend the country. *Erika starts playing*
@@muhammedsuphandag2313 Kardeşım kaç yaşındasın veya ne kadar bilgilisin bilmiyorum ama genel olarak duruma bakınca fransa bıraz wınner olur gıbı gelıyor .d kendı ulkesını en guçlu sananlar ya yemın ederım cahılıyet
@LEBARON RAOUL hey man this is just my form of humor, I respect the fact that you did a lot of research about this subject, but at the end of the day a joke is a joke
Here we go. It s incredible how many nationalist italians there is in the comments. I am relly starting to think that italians are obsessed to compare themself against France... Maybe the fact that they want to prove themself to regain the honour of theyr military wipped out after WW2... Idk, I hope I m wrong
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Thailand.. VS.. Myanmar.
Vietnam War my friend
@Ns Tser
Lic
Turko-French war plz
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Italy Invades La provence to take it back
France Send here Army to hold the Italians
German Tanks cross The ardennes
Belgium and France : wait what
Germany : Force of Habit
everyone at Germany;now we can drop nukes and not spamming units
Well, if you take in account the current state of the bundeswehr... It's still one of the most powerful armies in the world but they wouldnt do shit against France.
@@unemusiqueunjour or Belgium...it's pretty sad to see how german forces are today.
Italians taking back Provence ?! NO !
What u mean italia's taking back Provence it was never italian
Using 3% of the brain: restore de USSR empire
1000% of the brain: restore the Roman empire
USSR is better
@@theillusiveman2139 doubt x
100000 of brain restore mangolian empire
@@theillusiveman2139 *Gulag* and *order 227* is ENTERED chat
Using 1000000% if the brain: *RESTORE THE SOVIET-ROMAN EMPIRE*
È il minimo che meriterebbero solo per il fatto di non avere/usare il bidet.
Che ladri di culture sti francesi
Piu' che altro con tutti i danni che ci hanno creato con l'immigrazione e gli affari che avevamo con la libia, uccidendo ghedafi, li era da fare veramente la guerra, se avessimo il nucleare difficilmente gli stati europei potrebbero batterci
@@theitaliandream6401 concordo a pieno!
@@theitaliandream6401 guards che il nuclere e da Usare come ultima opzione in una Guerra convenzionale l italia comunque perde
@@apotato5567 Perche perde?
If the Gioconda cannot go to Italy then Italy will go to the Gioconda.
but France have better military, technology and economy, good luck if u want to lose again xp
@@stealth.hawk. mine is just a joke...but remember: 9th of july 2006
@@stealth.hawk. the same soldiers who can't protect civilians or who let prisoners die after attempt to free them?
Impressive.
@@stealth.hawk. technology? Just for say italy is the 3rd exporter of weapon in the world and is big like 1/3 of France.
Go back shooting with that crap ass rifle you call famas.
@@stealth.hawk. btw Italy has best planes of the world, literally the Us are coping Italian's jet fighter's and remember that in a war between Italy and France no body would win and nope French technology isn't above Italian's tec but it's almost the same
This is what happens when Pizza and Baguette fight for the same plate. In the end, it all ends up in the same stomach.
USA ????
USA was not even fighting at this point. More like in German hands since both Italy and France were raped by Germany
Germany is the stomach.
@@pytronikrisel2902 Germany has been in the stomach ever since the end of ww2
@leonardimas1 that was a fucking joke you idiot
L’algoritmo mi ha portato qui mentre cercavo ricette di cucina ... non sono rimasto deluso
La pizza è un ottimo concorrente della baguette. Ma sei tu a dire chi vince
Esatto
L'algoritmo è una spezia
It ends like at the 2006 World Cup in Berlin, Italy wins on penalties and Zidane is expelled because of a header in the chest of Materazzi
Fuck. Thafs what i thought about too! 😂😆
Dio caneee
Lol
This is how italians export the bidet coulture
We also have bidets in France. Both the furniture and the word bidet are french. So...
@@corentinlanusse-malhene I have been in France 5 times, and I never saw a bidet. People don't consider it as importany, while in Italy also the poorest have it. Otherwise how do you clean your ass?
@@corentinlanusse-malhene WTF are your problems...I went or french last year and there wastn't the bidet
@@corentinlanusse-malhene when mistral blows, here in Italy we can recognize the smell of your stinky as##s.
What the hell, we talk about how Africa or Asia are dirty, when in the centre of Europe there are people who don't wash their as#h##es: that's disgusting.
@@corentinlanusse-malhene No
I am French of Franco-Italian origin, I have a French surname and an Italian surname. This video is my worst nightmare. We are two brother countries, Brotherhood and Unity 🇫🇷 ❤️ 🇮🇹
👍 The same here:-) 🇨🇵❤🇮🇹
Impossible, France and Italy will never fight with weapon. Completely impossible.
@@Klliansimabras Both Italy and France has some weird people in their politics, all you need is the wrong idiot being elected on either side and this may not be so impossible.
But the french stole corsica and Italian art..
@@shrektheswampless6102 Italia wasnt existing back then, France bought it from Genova.
And seems France kicked Germans out of Italia and helped creat the country they have deserved it
Roman Empire invades Gaul : Modern Warfare.
Magari avessimo la potenza dell'impero...
Yes
Ridateci la Gioconda
@@djchfhjsjxidjs Leonardo gave it to France...
@@PICCOLOLYON no gioconda IS ribed from italy da Napoleone
This totally started with some petty argument about food or movies.
wine, definitivelly wine
@@johnwotek3816 alfo for cheese, art, beaches, and guns quality
Nope. Such a war would have started with Brexit. Specifically, Johnson, the ERG and Farage spinning Brexit into a total success (despite obviously being a monumental failure, on the contrary), in turn emboldening like-minded Brexit-backing nationalist populists regionally to replicate Brexit on their own turf. France elects the National Front, Germany elects the AfD, Italy elects the Italexit Party and so on. The EU is thus weakened terminally as a peace-preserving framework. With the intertwined supply chains across Western Europe removed as an obstacle to war, the different nationalisms that drove the various exits from the EU soon turn mutually antagonistic and begin to espouse irredentism and revanchism - disputes over Alsace-Lorraine, Corsica and South Tyrol are reignited, and without the EU to discourage war and facilitate dialogue, the different nations come to blows. This video probably talks about Italy and France clashing over Corsica
as an italian i ma deeply offended because this wrongly portrait our army, we use pizza slices as ammunition, and spagetti to kill our enemies
my dude,we use baguette sword ,with fromage grenade(gaz grenade) ;)
@@kynaxicrowd7066 our battle will be legendary :)
Pizza and spaghetti? I thought you used your sausages to conquer? lol
Mamat
We use mafia to invades other states, not military... ehm, sorry italian mafia are in every state, we won the war
*Sees a mime*
Italian Operator: (loads 7.62x51mm PASTA) "You've mama'd your last-a mia!!!!"
😆
I served in the french foreign legion, the details you did in the French tênue combat is awesome, literally the same, the details in helmet are also pretty good.
ໃນ,ໄປໃນະ
The U.S who is probably making money by selling them both weapons: “I see this as an absolute win”
Both country have their own production of weapon. Only few thing they have to import from sweden and America
Shotgunner37 i dont think you got the joke
@@shotgunner3780 well modern day italy still have some gun company like beretta but most of the french gun company close in the 90,also both don't have a big enough arms industry to support a army in the time of war
@@spookyengie735 I don't know about french situation, but i can say that Italy have a very big gun and explosive production. Simply the govern don't have the money for the better stuff sometimes, but our gun production line Is very efficent now and we have big company for the production of ammo like Fiocchi. Se export a lot of military equipment. Before the sign of a contract with the ONU we were the 3 or 4 producer of AP mines and AT mines wich we used to sell all around the world. But it's interesting know about the french weapon industry.
@@shotgunner3780 not really standard issue military arms and lack of reserve in storage is the greatest downfall of most EU country military,italy just arent spending enough capital on it own military to keep up with it own demand,if france and italy go to war with eachother(why i dont know) then the french will have a early upperhand as they are more prepare then the italian,on the other hand italy would be better off later as france lack the industry to keep pace with it military need
Finally, invaded by a country that has good culinary tastes.
Ahahahah
Joke on the german.
Ce se voit que ta jamais avec un vrai olt français de ta vie....
@@__basss7436 ๆ
Corsicans during this war: 👁👄👁
As a Corsican I prefer baguette
We are bored by Italian radio who scrambles our radios
@@raphael-1531 real corsicans were italian and they will always be italian in their soul because they have italian culture more than french culture. I have corsican friends and they say yes they speak france and there are mixed italians and french but corsica was an italian island (Napoleone Bonaparte was italian who came from there) and still the italian culture (and language i think) it’s pretty vivid more than the french, corsica has similar mediterranean landscapes, food, weather and mentality like sardegna and sicilia so ... like italy! France is exactly part of the mediterranean culture, at least not the mentality..
Corsicans are resistant during war
@@francesca_415 Sardinia and Corsica are completely different from Sicily both in mentality and in culture and ethnicity
Sardinia is not italy and corsica is not france!
Love no war from Italy to France
🇮🇹🤝🇨🇵
I'm french but i have lot of respect for italian army! Italians are ours brothers viva italia! *( except in football.)lol
@@sergeehrhardt2964 respect french military
@@sergeehrhardt2964 🇮🇹🇨🇵🇪🇺🤝
Hai ragione im italian tanks 🇫🇷🤝🇮🇹🇪🇺
When Roman Empire atacks gaul tribes in 2030
Where is Vercingetorix when you need him?
I see the Italians learnt well from obi wan. The high ground
Was searchin for that comment, thank you good sir.
*France and italy are fighting*
America:not again
France and italy:don't join.
America: *how about i do it anywayyyyyyy*
Germany attempting to cross the Ardennes with their piece of shit military
Bill wurtz
@@sam8742 ay yo don’t try to insult the Germans, you know they made the best weapons of conventional mass destruction
@@dannyzero692
I'm saying their modern military is a shadow of their former glory.
Barely any of the modern German armed forces can function, their either too afraid of being called NAZI's or don't have any spare parts. Overall their extremely over rated
Also what WMD's?
The French need to put 9 chasseurs alpins and the war is over
same for Italy with Alpini troops (the best mountain corp in the world)
ItalianRaider you didn’t understand the joke
@@LePoilu sorry, can you explain it to me? Didn't want to be pitty...
ItalianRaider in 1940, 9 chasseurs alpins stoped 3000 Italians
In the fight of pont saint Louis during the battle of Menton
Where is the French Aircraft Carrier "Charle De Gaul" & Jet Fighter "Rafale"?
Just Seeing.... CVN-68 Nimitz Aircraft Carrier & JAS-39 Gripen.
Is a program bug
Nobody haven't made the mod yet. So far the Nitmiz and a Russian Aircraft Carrier are the only mods
Charles de Gaulle*
Rafale didnt exist when the mod was made and the carrier still doesnt
What is this? Love Italy from France. We’re cousins. Peace.
Sicily: 3 April 1282. Don't forget.
@@billycole9982 lmao
Bro don’t worry this video is only for fun Italy and France tougher ara invincible 🇮🇹❤️🇫🇷
@@billycole9982 if you have to get back to Wars from 750 years ago to tell us where you defeated us... Where is the point? And in the other hand, telling us where we was been defeated is a game you are gonna to loose anyway... So where is the point?
@@billycole9982 Ma a te il cervello come funziona?
Nomini veramente ancora 1200?
Carl von Clausewitz: “è più semplice sollevare un fucile partendo dalla baionetta, che invadere la Francia dalle Alpi “
" la guerra è la continuazione della politica, sotto un'altra forma" CvC
e tutti si girarono a guardare Mussolini, facendogli "complimentoni pirla!"
"meglio un culo piatto che un piatto nel culo" Wiston Churchill
Meglio una figa oggi che una minchia domani
Chi la fa........ la fa. Paolo Bitta
@@hiksos84 la figa piace a qualcuno ma il cazzo piace a tutti
AVANTI ITALIA PER LA PATRIA PER IL POPOLO
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
AVANTI!
@@justsomeone3599 dicono quelli dietro...ritirara dicono quelli davanti (cit.)
FORZA ITALIA FORZA IMPERO
🇮🇹
GO ITALY!!!
Go to Turkey Go
@@theeagleman9407 😄
Absolutely not. The French destroyed the Italians in this campaign.
Chad armée française: Eh mais c'est encore les minables!
Mdr on a déjà résiste au italien juste avec 9 soldat contre 300 italien 🤣🤣🤣
Ao viva il Duce
Tien il y a des français
French Army il était 4000 soldat 😂 c’est pire
@@furyv3rtex684 ah! 🤣 Donc il servait vraiment a rien les italiens
Tamga studio can you make greco turkish war 2020?
maybe add aircrafts and ships
I think he did already
Havva A always there is a little turkish to say bullshit ....
He did and the turkish won
@@ha9162 what was that about loosing a real war to Greece? A smaller and less powerful country? But oh yeah Turkish soldiers are the best sure
0:29 A smell of freshly baked baguettes pervades the area, 4:01 Spaghetti begins to rain. Omen of death
Mexican drug war I want to see that one
good
Cartel vs the Mexican federal police
Good idea !
I didn’t know I wanted it till now lol
@@blacksuite1
Nah that's bored, i know some combats of GAFES (32 guys) and about 150 armed mans (narcos) ALL NARCOS DEATH, was amazing, but shhhh that's histories are unofficial
This Invasion is legit, French had to stop putting fresh cream into Carbonara ! This is the true (war) CRIME ! Avanti Savoia !
Probably the biggest air raid I have seen In Arma 3
watch Banned.Inc
"Hon hon hon Italy, very funny.
Pierre, bring me the suitcase, please."
Me a simple italain:hmm interesing
i'm french and i respect my italian brothers. thank's for this video. nato vs turkey next?
Eazy win for France 🇫🇷💪🏼
Pietro Carminati yes, France maybe the military power, but Italy is the soccer power 😀😀😀
@Pietro Carminati bruh your your passeport for Russia 🤣🤣
@@siadwarsame2045 I think now France destroy Italia in soccer ans in army
North Atlantic Treaty Organisation: am I a joke to you?
Let's go italy, retake corsica, nizza and savoia!! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
and Fiume
Yeah yeah dream big boi
E la gioconda
U can dream lol
Let's go France don't help Italia for independance and first world war...
And the giocond was a Leonardo gift for François Ist
This is typically happening When France claimed they have better wines and women than Italy.
Actually France girls > Italian girls
@@corvotorvo4337 aahahahah dream man ;)
Both break your balls
Italian : Pizza anyone ? French : Tiens, t'auras du boudin !
*Salvini's watching this proudly* 😂
Salvini...Is Just Little eat Shit dogs of America....he doesn't care nothing about the Italians...
@@billycole9982 hahaha
every body can dreams !!
It’s about time! Thanks!
Finally,after a long time waiting!!
1:36 hand gestures, accurate
Italians are not capable of this cruelty. We are only capable of receiving it.
I’m french and i love italy but there is no competition between our army on the ground
I am sure both armies have their forces and weaknesses, on the ground and in the air. Overall that’s why we should be allied nowadays, we can compensate and support each other :)
Matte Lanni agree with that
We have been capable of many horrible things... like Eritrea and Somalia...
@@samueleliberto7173 how are those horrible when we literally built them up
Vincitrice Italia 🇮🇹
Solo nel gioco. Nella realtà lo avremmo preso nel culo
@Alfa&Omega 00000 e invece si caro mio, e pure forte le avremmo prese
What server is this?
European Server
@3D Modeller IP for Eden Editor server?
when a French and an Italian argue about who has the best cuisine .......
French gastronomy is the best
@@Dakio_VLF I love them both, do you have any French dish to recommend?
This is just cool. Really enjoyed it.
Noooo i nostri odiati e amati cugini francesi non si toccano. Viva l'Europa unita! 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
Italy and France are friends 😉
What a great edit. Hope a new Arma arrives and will be available across all platforms. The lack of players really hurt’s this game.
Grande Italia 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹💪💪💪
9 🇫🇷 vs 5000🇮🇹 and 🇫🇷 victory 😂
Excellent! I love these "alternate history" type videos.
I think a back story or maybe even subtitles would make it even better.
But, its phenomenal either way. Great job!
I doubt this is alternate history, since this actually represents the worst possible outcome of Brexit. A new continental war due to nationalist populists subverting the main peace-preserving framework, the EU, out of existence and subsequently espousing irredentism and revanchism
Remember Alsace-Lorraine. Remember the Sudetenland. Remember Danzig. Reverse Brexit now
As an italian i can tell you that you have choosen a good teme nice
Shout out to the cameraman
This is what happend when you put "escargot" on pizza.
Naah not escargots but baguette, c'est la mode
Pizza with beurre d’escargot is actually good
No, this is what happens if you vote for Marine Le Pen or for Gianluigi Paragone
HELL YEAH! Love seeing the ARX in action, own one at home as my workhorse AR.
ITALY FRANCE BROTHERS NO ENEMYS
the only smart com
@@Jin-cf1xp thank you bro
@T R not true, you can say of the italian army that it had useless equipment an lacked of leadership but the french one...well, i don't know why they surrended since they had been preparing for months.
I am French, i got an Italian name...WTF ???
@@tonnydelavega2465 Both france and Italy are close (being romance languages and all) so of course the name will overlap
* Italian arrives*
Battle of Menton appears
Then Americans arrived and found out there's no oil
🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹MATERAZZI 2006 ,5-3 AI RIGORI, LIBERTÈ EGALITÈ TRAVERSA DI TREZEGUET 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
Paul grande bro🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
@@Gaudin_Music oh santo cristo. non potete naturalizzarvi samoani voi due?
Fabio Artos Cassone BRUCIA PIÙ LA NOTRE DAME O IL 2006🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
@@Gaudin_Music mi dissocio
Italian troops looks so cool !
Tanks
On dirait des lopsa
Questo video non può essere attendibile non vedo nessun francese che si arrende ..
have you ever succeeded in invading a country? I don't think so !! of course I am not talking about ancient rome which was not Italy! seriously you are damn cheeky to open your mouth! France is the country with the highest number of military victories in the world !!
@@roms4154 I'm joking Brah, you can invade a country but not conquer the Inner fire ❤
@@paulemica4718 ok nevermind !
Pasta Army vs Baguette Army, we want to see Tea Army vs Kraut Army.
next time : Italia vs. Tonga
then : Russia vxs.Liechtenstein
last: Sweden attacks Zmbabwe
Give me back my Gioconda!!
You mean: our c:
Leonardo gave it. And italy did not exist at this time so no
@@PICCOLOLYON FU__ OFF...
@@PICCOLOLYON Like 90% of the italian population hates France for that
@@thecouncil887 I know but you're dumb. Italy wasn't even a country a this time. But leonardo was kicked of " italians land " because he was gay.
So he came in France and gave it to French king.
Next time, treat your artists better.
Queste cose non si pensano neppure per scherzo!
Un abbraccio a tutti i cugini d'oltralpe!
😂😂
FORZA ITALIA ❤️🇮🇹❤️
As italian i believe that after ww2 Italy will not attack any country, not even the Vatican or Malta. Peace and love.
Because of the EU. The intertwined supply chains Italy has with its neighbours means that any attempt to start a war will cripple it economically. This is why nobody should vote for Italexit
🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹Forza Italia love italia
Forza Italia 🇮🇹
Nice. Good job 🤘😎
1:54 “how you doin, k you doin” LOL
Viva l'Italia!!!!! I'm Italian!!!
Next video germany vs uganda
Child army vs bundeswehr hahaha
No more Wars please, we are Europe, we love France
That is why you teamed un with germany and tried to invade in 1940 🤔 ?
German Politician: Sir, Italy lauched an attack on France!
German General: Ok, we'll send 6 divisons to support them.
German Politician: They declared war on us too, Sir.
German General: Well then send 2 divisons to defend the country.
*Erika starts playing*
Germans: We are the masters of backstabbing and if Italy had joined the Allies would have lost in 1 year.
Italians kept fighting brits and Russians meanwhile the germans run left them before in Africa and then in russia
On se souvient des 9 français qui ont tenus 3.000 'italien sur un pont pendant la seconde guerre mondiale
Oui mais bon, les technologie sont avancées maintenant
Fake battle!
@@titfortat5727 no real battle
@@titfortat5727 go to see the video of Nota Bene
C'était à cause de la puanteur d'une baguette gardée sous les aisselles pendant trois jours!
Can you make Turkish vs France
@@muhammedsuphandag2313 lol
@@fuzziaXII u son of a bitch
@@muhammedsuphandag2313 Kardeşım kaç yaşındasın veya ne kadar bilgilisin bilmiyorum ama genel olarak duruma bakınca fransa bıraz wınner olur gıbı gelıyor .d kendı ulkesını en guçlu sananlar ya yemın ederım cahılıyet
Oui tu fâches les turcs attention 🥵
@@guillaumeb3594 Bende türküm
🇫🇷 gloire à la France 🇫🇷
Likerpsychopath Rafe 🇮🇹2006🇮🇹
VoltigeurFR TI PIACE ROSICARE🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
NOTRE dame💩🇮🇹
🥖covid
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Apparemment il y avait du monde à la petite fiesta entre la France et l'Italie. Great work. 👏.
World cup 2006 finals... Ah shit, here we go again..
7:46 no meio de um campo de Batalha e o Coelho passando alí de Boa Esse daí e Bravo!
Poise Kkkkkkkkkkk
Hey man I’m just curious what kinda of graphics card do you have
Typhoon vs Rafale: Tie
Tornado vs Mirage: win tornado
Lecrerc vs Ariete: win Leclerc
Typhoon vs Rafale: Rafale is the winner but the Rafale is an old jet fighter, fortunately there is a new version his name is rafale f4.
@@lalomillar6335 Ok , what do you mean?
@@danyapk8349 : Typhoon vs Rafale is tie,...Technically speaking, they don't take advantage:
@@lalomillar6335 the rafale eat typhoon for lunch dude...
Tie ? Da fuck ? Rafale is basically the best plane in the world , he have win all the competion
Support Italy ....from Pakistan..
Support India from france
@@franctokyo5981 Support Turkey.....! now
support india from france , your rapist country
En vraie ça aurait été un remake de la bataille de pont saint louis, 9 français contre 4000 italien
@Alex Camel si tu veux on peux parlé de vos tank en 44 qui était inférieur a ceux des français en 40 !
@Alex Camel ha c'est vrai tu parle le lache, on a vu ça lors des dernières guerre
@Alex Camel hehe nuke faire boom
@Alex Camel Napoléon a un jour tourné son regard sur l'Italie et par 2 fois il vous a humiliée
@@alexisdelavault2230 mais non, pas une nuke, on se reprendrait tous sur la face
No,france and italy are allies❤️
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E questo in teoria. Nella realta' la Francia si e' presa un pezzo di territorio italiano (il Monte Bianco) e nessuno ha mosso un dito. Vergogna !
Il Monte Blanco è francese, come la Valle
d'Aosta
@@deancorso4630 allora nizza? la corsica???
Italian vs French
*Uses M1 Abrams
What ?
2:29 Okay the French got the USS Nimitz
Cuz there is no mod for the french aircraft carrier "Charle De Gaules" yet
So he did it with what he has got
This Is actually super well done
this is extremely inaccurate France would surrender and Italy would switch sides
Not funny.
@LEBARON RAOUL hey man this is just my form of humor, I respect the fact that you did a lot of research about this subject, but at the end of the day a joke is a joke
Warbs II ah, son if u like jokes......I have a perfect one for u......Brits will run and retreat as soon as the enemy is in sight. fact not a joke😀😀😀😀
Your channel deserve more views...
Here we go. It s incredible how many nationalist italians there is in the comments. I am relly starting to think that italians are obsessed to compare themself against France... Maybe the fact that they want to prove themself to regain the honour of theyr military wipped out after WW2... Idk, I hope I m wrong
Cit. Hitler took the controll of France in 2 weeks, Maybe you're wrong
*history repeats itself*