Best of the Cold Opens - The Office
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Best of the Cold Opens - The Office
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the 2 best cold opens are left out...
1. Stress Relief (Dwight starts a fire in the Office)
2. Parkour
Stress relief is the best scene in the office EVER! XD
I liked Miami Stanley. “Did you just come back from murdering rival club owners?”:Jim
*THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!*
When Andy jumped on the “fridge” I lost it
@@DanielSelk IS one of the best in TV's history
I think Stanley notices everything. He just doesn’t care enough to react!
Was just going to comment this Haha
I said the same thing! He notices he just don’t care! 😂
He gave up on caring many years ago
Stoicism 101
Indians here are as rare as silent Kelly in the show....
Michael: *”No more knock knock jokes!”*
Jim: *”Ding dong.”*
Michael: 👁👄👁 *”Who’s there?”*
I just cant with michael.
@@bambayangan Ikr
Michael goes from annoyed to an excited little kid in a blink of an eye
@@SelfImprovement1111 Exactly. I love it too 😂
Michael is the shameless kid at school who will do anything to get along w the popular kids
"He has his Netflix sent here to the office" is a strange phrase these days
Yeah really
it is no longer on netflix in the US and none of the free vpns are working for me. pain. just pain 😔
@@cjr728 I know it sucks but your last resort is to pay for peacock 😕
@@hannah3970 or Prime Videos
@@xomi9722 yes, or that
Angela:
1:Doesn’t want to be on the internet
2:Is ok with being filmed for a documentary
For 10 years. A documentary that detailed two lovers that she cheated on with one man
and dated a gay state senator
Made a podcast with pam for everyone to see
And was in threat level midnight.
I mean she did sign for it when she joined the branch seasons later
The best two openers were left out.
- Dwight's Fire Drill
- Jim impersonating Dwight. "Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica"
Agreed!
and the DVD logo
The Sweeny Todd Opener had me crying laughing!
Asian Jim
everything is best
Best Michael Scott quotes of all time:
“EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STAY F*CKING CALM”
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious”
“No god please no. NO. NO. NOOOOO”
“Well well, how the turn tables”
You forgot "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
-Wayne Gretzky"
-Michael Scott
that line is so iconic it become a meme 😂 hhh
That's what she said
And “I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.”
also
''this wine has sort of an oaky afterbirth''
Wheres Asian Jim. Where’s parkour. Where’s Jim pretending to be Dwight
Jimbo.ayyyyy
I don’t think they could fit every cold open on the show in this video Tyson
Where’s Dwight’s fire drill?
@@UmaDevi-ve1db THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST
There are too many great ones for just one video
"Our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8000% in sales"
" YAAAAAAY"
-LilCookie- i don’t think you learned how to spell
that whole opening is my favorite ever
I will see you all tomorrow.
refrigerator ok
Well they weren't wrong if you think bout it
"He has his Netflix sent here to the office."
Sometimes I forget this was made over 10 years ago
Totally. Seems like such an outdated reference now
Now we watch it on Netflix
not any more :(
And now The Office is sent to his Netflix
You can still get dvds on netflix. Some good stuff too that isnt available on streaming
The way andy's just keep dancing at the camera while dwight is literally holding a knife at his throat lol
Beautiful!
not "literally"
Andy was a really good character. It made me sad what they did to him.
@@confused_cc.0 the actor plays the same character in every show/movie he is in.
@@JohnGuitarNoises Well yeah. But I hated how they were trying to make him into another Micheal Scott.
I think the best one that was missed out was the one where Jim gives Dwight a mint every time his computer makes that sound 😂
Yes yes 😂😂😂😂
Lies again? Cold Storage
Why I’m drooling
Altoid? 😂
I love the Stanley one because I feel like Michael was so happy to be in on a joke with everyone else.
DJ Pew I know!
Axel Avalos why are you the way that you are
@@axelavalos5979 who let the lemonhead inside the room?
Axel Avalos you are a waste of life and you should give up
Axel Avalos ...is what I want to say but won’t because that is why we are here :)
"Hey Mi-"
"No! God! No God. Please No! No. No! Noooooooo!"
A classic meme
*SLAP*
*ZE KGB IS TIRED OF ZIS MEME. IT IS SIBERIA FOR YOU MY FRIEND.*
What episode is that I always forget
@@dawsonh8573 I think it is Frame Toby. If it is not that, I know it is from season 5.
Kiki Spears I thought it was in season 2 or 3. Lol
We're really just gonna ignore Dwight setting the office on fire, Jim dressing up like Dwight & Jim hijacking Dwight's meeting recording while Michael was on vacation???
They have a different video for the fire one lol
@Jordan Clark Meridith getting hit by Michael's car was crucial to the plot of its episode, so I don't get you're argument.
@Jordan Clark Also, A Cold Open is defined as "a narrative technique used in television and films. It is the practice of jumping directly into a story at the beginning of the show before the title sequence or opening credits are shown"
"I AM HOLDING A CHAINSAW TO PHYLLIS'S NECK!"
HAHAHAHAHHAH TRue
Best thing here is Michael shows us this cheap tricks like they are the best thing ever :D
but they are
@@prestonhong4850 True. I find it quite obvious how the 2 other tricks work, but where does the fire come from? Also, can it burn your hand?
@@kittycatmeowmeow963 with care it shouldn’t burn your hand. Michael is using nitrocellulose and can be in different forms, such as « flash paper » or « flash cotton ». This is a highly flammable compound, which needs a lighter to ignite. You can see that Michael has a black circular object in the palm and fingers of his hand, which would be a lighter to light the flash paper.
Simple yet cool!
These tricks can be dangerous, such as magicians using hand sanitizers to light their hands on fire with a cool blue flame. The problem is when the alcohol from the hand sanitizer is burned up and there’s none left, and the flame tries to find another fuel. It then uses your skin, and you will begin to get burns.
These tricks are cool, but you would want to know what you’re doing before trying them out.
No not really, flesh dies not Burn that quickly (your steak wont catch fire on a grill, before its coal or covered in much fat). The problem occurs if you use sanitizer gels. it sticks to your hands and burns to long so that your hand will have to much heat exposure
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The Office is forever one of the greatest shows of all time.
Marcella Helene that’s what everyone said
@@mainframe8006 when I was trying to convince my brother to start watching the office I told him it was as good as Friends. He agreed after watching. He's still a big fan.
I agree
@@mainframe8006 I swear, what's the appeal of friends????
Legitimately, I don't understand friends and how it's funny.
friends is cringe
The best cold open ever is when Dwight starts the fire.
that wasnt a cold opening though because it was related to the plot of the show
But Ryan started the fire it was always burning
"Today smoking is gonna save lives"
@@eyebelieve3
"Does anyone smell anything smoky?
Did you bring your jerky again?
Ahem heh heh hem.....
Oh my God! Uh, uh uh,
FIRE! "
@@Soldier-wi8ps "THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US"
I love the kgb one, i just love how Dwight takes Jim's response
What is up with their German accents hahaha the KGB is supposed to be Russian innit?
@@ericolvera5318 It was really present in East Germany too, that's why they do the german accent.
Yeah that was dumb, but maybe that was the point.
Jim: the KGB waits for no one?
Dwight:... It's true.
what is the KGB🤔
@@rileyb1298 are you serious?
@@rakeere8761 yeah....
@@rakeere8761 is it like a group of people?
@@rileyb1298 Russian security intelligence agency doing the soviet union, maybe more of a secret police department less than a security bureau. Possibly reason for experimental weapons and experiment on people.
"No! God! No god! Please! No! "
That was me when Micheal scott left the office 😢
adibhatla vivek teja me too! Best character ever! Dwight too.
Leah Asinovski wow, the show ended a long time ago, why are you even watching this video if you haven’t watched the show, thats on you
I guess when I first heard Michael Gary Scott implore God with so much feeling is when I often began to do so. Didn’t even realize it until I saw this, and I have rewatched that show way too many times
Hates it but it could have been okay still, got kinda shit when Andy took his place that's a character who killed the show for me
Leah Asinovski you will cry.
Stanley is the type of guy that goes to work, does his thing, and goes back home.
and his thing is doing crossword puzzles
And his thing doesn't include work.
@@ruthlessrubberducky5729 fr🤣🤣
Me with school
Stanley is the embodiment of Every High schooler trying to just get the day finished, and that's why he's my second favorite
I'm so used to that clipped "No! God no!' etc, it doesn't even sound real anymore
The enthusiasm Michael has to hear Jim's joke is so wholesome.
"Dwight, get the door" in the knock-knock joke scene, is maybe my favourite line of the whole show.
It's on par with Michael saying "it's a million dollar sale" when dwight asks him not to fire him because bill buttlicker said so
it’s true
"The fire is shooting at us"
"Im not getting that its the kgb!"
I love how childlike he looks when Jim says dingdong
One of the best cold open has to be the DVD logo on the tv screen that they wait to see if it hits the corner.
Omg yes I love that one
Yess that's my all time favourite scene
LOVE THAT ONE HAHAHA
Ohh yesss!! Love that one! Which episode was it on? Totally forgot!
To be honest, the watched that scene on Facebook and didn't even knew what this show was called. Then I asked my friend and now I'm binge watching it. At the moment I'm on season 8.
i love everything about 10:05. It really sums up office as a show, Micheal is his usual child-that's-had-wayy-too-much-sugar, Dwight is being Dwight and Jim is just floating around in the background, jumping, being tall and lanky. I love it so much 😭
The Office: **Does a music video**
Dwight, who is in possession of many dangerous knifes: *This is my chance... Say goodbye Jim.*
Asian Jim should’ve been in here.
But wasn’t Jim always Asian??
Jim was always Asian
Jim + Asian = Ajim
Deon Sotó Chinese is still Asian
“Jim’s not Asian!”
I like to think Stanley was actually noticing everything they were doing, but 1. didn't care because it didn't interfere with his crossword, or 2. Was pulling a prank on them to see how far they would go to make fools of themselves. or 3. Just a normal day at the office
4. Drawing hentai.
1 and 3
It is 5 o’clock.. I’ll see you all tomorrow
Definitely 3
It's number 3 for sure
Michael finding out that Toby is back is one of the best cold opens😂
No!!...No!!...God No!!...No!!...😂
Yes bc he recorded the lip dub video 😂
"Jan made me breakfast... Well, she bought the milk... It's SOY" 😂😂 gets me every time
0:05 “Are you swallowing them whole?”
Michael: “that’s what she said”
Them? Is the guy from Chernobyl or something?
If only he was there
@@pragyansharma1675 who says there’s only one guy? Who says its not a thing that comes in pairs?
@@voose03 You make a good point...
@@voose03 diphalia?
I can't get kevin saying "satchel" out of my head for some reason
I like the way he says his girlfriend's name when Ryan is asking him for his emergency contact. "Staaacy"
don’t worry that’s completely natural
Oh god its in my head now
I just read this as the part came up
Damnit now I can't xD
I love how sad Michael is when he realizes that Meryl Streep was the bad guy in his movie, and he feels genuinely remorseful to Pam.
I love that they mentioned “The Devil wears Prada.” John was probably already dating Emily by then.
Wasn't jim date karen's actress first?? Then around 2012 she dated emily?
@@dafaqu694 nope it was around 2009-2010
@@dafaqu694 apparently they got married in 2010
@@dafaqu694 got married around 2010
@@dafaqu694 it was only briefly for Karen and Jim and didn’t last long in the show or real life. Jim and Pam got married in season 6 which was after the actress and actor got married to their significant others
Michael: its not a pyramid scheme its a-
Jim: (draws a pyramid)
Michael: i have to go make a call...
Yes we saw the same video
Otis that’s pretty rude...?
Sir that is clearly a triangle...
Ross i know i was having a bad day
I read this WORD for WORD as it happened
can we all take a moment to appreciate Dwights knife flip at 10:01
Aujinlicious YESSS FINALLY SOME ONE WHO APPRECIATES IT
I can do that with a butterfly knife
@@ttvgoosethecat1232 prove it fortnite kid, upload a video of you doing it. No proof,no truth
Starlinyn calm down he just is making himself feel good
@@starlinyn9292 if he didnt have a fortnite profile, you wouldn't have cared. Just let people have fun on the internet, mkay?
Plot twist: Stanley does notice...he just doesn't care😂😂
Bro I was just about to comment that🤣
That’s what she said
I love that even with a documentary crew they make Toby film the lip dub so he's left out of it. 😆
“He’s watching million dollar baby...”
“He’s gonna try to kill me...”
😂😂😂
You know Pam has seen Million Dollar Baby as it was a documentary about her aunt!
Stanley noticed everything just didn’t care enough to make an acknowledgement
@ANIMATION WEB you're a fucking idiot
Stanley is my father
Stolen comment
It’d take forever, engage in a conversation about all those things. Ignorance is often easier than incomprehension.
Exactly what I thought. Lol
6:46
"He has his Netflix sent here to the office"
Man how times have changed lol
10:08 you gotta love Jim just kinda bouncing up and down in the background
It's the Peanuts dance.
What’s the context of that cold open, I forget
@@Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd lip sync
I NEVER MISS ON THAT DURING THIS SCENE. I JUST LOVEE IT 😩♥️
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.
Maybe Stanley was just so uses to their weirdness he didnt question it
Says Dwight who has a wig for every person in the office 😂😂
Yet Dwight has a wig of everyone in the office
MICHAEL!!!!!
@@aryanpanchal1768 Oh, that's funny. MICHAEL!
I really love how Jim never dances in any situation. He just always jumps, with neither rhythm nor enthusiasm kkkkkkk
Dwight and Michael's relationship is like a goofy teacher and the really annoying teacher's pet
True 😂😂😂
A list of these that excludes "Today, smoking is going to save lives." is incomplete.
K W THE FIRES SHOOTING AT US!
I heard your comment in Dwight's voice
@@baileygrace3749
Oh I forgot my purse.
LEAVE IT WOMAN!
i think michael obliged toby to be the one holding the camera this way he doesn't appear on the video. poor toby
he wouldnt be this excited to perform in front of toby
@@maxlagosta3317 10:21
Don't feel bad for toby. He got to witness pam dancing upclose.
@@chaitaleekulkarni you got a point
And moreover Toby himself wrote his character.
I am always surprised on how every single episode of the office made me cry with laughter, I've never seen a series being able to do that
That scene where Michael hit Meredith with his car. In the actual episode, that scene happens and then the theme song plays. I died laughing when I watched it.
You know, I’ll never forget seeing Micheal’s iconic “no, no NOOO” scene YEARS ago online as a meme and I remember being so curious why he hated this seemingly nice guy so much. Now I’ve watched the show so many times years later. Anyone else with a similar experience??
I have watched him peaking out of the blinds too many times
Exactly the same
Ya me too. As soon as the camera cut to that shot I knew it was coming, I've heard it before but I still laughed because now I knew the context.
And still no one can explain why Michael has such a passionate hatred for toby
that’s exactly why I decided to binge for this show to get the reference and i don’t regret anything.
damn look at those likes
michael would be too easy a target. everyone knows how much michael hates toby; toby would have a motive if Michael ever got seriously hurt or killed
I so don’t think Toby could work up that much emotion and energy. He has to be the blandest man in existence.
Toby the Scranton Strangler
I’m surprised it isn’t the other way around
To me, that is the best evidence against him being the Scranton Strangler...
Best cold open is hands down the stanley one.
What I love is how Stanley notices, he just doesn't care
@@JDP2104 he only cares about the slow clock
@@gabeabraham9285 and pretzel day
Nah the best one is "today smoking is gonna save lives"
Michael REALLY hated Toby
“Noo god noo”
It’s fun to realize that they're real adults who just have mess around for a tv show and that’s what they get paid for
they’re*
They lucked out too. In the Office Ladies podcast, they talk about how grateful they were to finally have a stable job after all those years of insecurity
Explodicon: 400th like on your comment.
the way pam says "no, go ahead" always cracks me up
9:15 Creed rocking the guitar is amazing
“The KGB WILL WAIT FOR NO ONE!” 😂 lol love jim
This show has saved my life during this Crisis
@CJ2 you're entitled to your opinion, but I'm entitled to my own as well, and I'm inclined to disagree. But still I have to agree the final few seasons were a bit dead in the water.
Me too
P00
@CJ2 nice troll
That "no" clip is so old, it's been incorporated into so many memes of early internet
The original is still funny though, especially as it leads to them planting what turns out to be salad in his draw 😂
PBL187 HAHA YESSSS
@Rest Easy Juice WRLD I didnt say is wasn't funny dumbass
Wdm early internet internet has been a thing since the late 80s
@@PBL187 That's the best part of it, to me. Michael pays like $100 (haven't seen it in awhile) for a tiny bit of salad.
My most fav opening was "nobody" song from season 7 episode 1 : Nepotism , also included in this video.
I love Andy so much. He's such a happy kid. The last seasons of Andy isn't canon to me.
I agree
FACTS😤
3:26 That grin from Erin. She's precious!
The Lip Dub is the best 2 minutes and 20 seconds in the history of television.
i really liked it, though in a way i feel like it was one of the worst cold opens. though it was hilarious and fun to watch, i felt like it highlighted the lowest point of the office while michael was still in the show. shows often try to incorporate more dancing/singing scenes when they start running out of ideas, and this is very apparent in season 7 of the office, as aside from the lip dub, there was also andy's play and the duelling bands. any cast can sing and dance do slap stick comedy, but what makes the office so great is that its writing and acting is so good that it doesn't have to rely on that kind of comedy to make the show funny. what makes the office so great is that it's funny because of its awkward pauses, its blend of both outrageous characters and completely normal ones, and the fact that despite its craziness it has a distinct sense of realisticity to it, making the lip dub the complete opposite of everything the office is funny for. despite all that, it was still hilarious to watch.
Yes omg
The best two openers were left out.
- Dwight's Fire Drill
- Jim impersonating Dwight. "Beets Bears Battlestar Galactica"
Without a doubt!!!
7:55 cutest look
These are not the best cold opens.
These are just a handful of all the best cold opens.
"He has his Netflix send over here" ... Damned, felt old all over sudden
fuuuuuuuguuuuuuu and ironically, they have been running on Netflix for years now.
@@tonibauer2949 no they havnt. never seen on there ever
hanko sanko just use the little magnifying glass icon at the top and enter in “the office.” I have watched it, “Friends,” Frazier”, and “Cheers” on there over and over again.
Toni Bauer in my country the copyrights for the office i think it belongs to amazon prime video. Im seeing all the seasons in that platform. There isnt on netflix. Im from Argentina (south america)
hanko sanko in the US they are. Just watched them again a couple of weeks ago.
Is no one gonna talk about how perfect that triangle was 6:29 😂😂
Maybe JIM went to art school 😜😜😜
when even Dwight is part of a joke against another employee, things are actually another level of craziness
I really loved how he tried soooo hard to impress everyone when pam asked him coffee from the warehouse 😂😂😂😂😂
You should make all dwights “Facts” lol
“I feel very blessed.....” runs over Meredith with his car 🤣
Michael's reaction when Toby was back cracks me up everytime 😂😂
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: *pausing after every cold open to sing the office theme before playing the next one*
Kevin saying 'Satchel' trying to sound like Phyllis is one of my favourite moments in the show.
3:00 my favorite part about this one is the fact that Jim was the only one who noticed then told everyone and they just all agreed to prank Stanley without him realizing
Jim almost gets his throat cut awkwardly gets up and starts bobbing up and down
6:26 Jim draws perfect triangle
Lol
When Michael is yelling "NO GOD PLEASE NO" you can kinda hear someone laughing in the background.
I’m more surprised that Kevin knew that satchel was a 7 letter word off the top of his head than the fact that Stanley didn’t notice that he was impersonating Phillis.
5:10 Jim's russian accent sounds German AF.
The Lip Dub opening is one of my favourite.
You enjoy it from the beginning and when tobey says 'that was better' it just takes it to the whole new level. xD
5:18 That must be the only time that Dwight has accepted the prank outcome aside from the standing desk prank.
2:14 close your eyes and listen. You can hear Gru
Mind = blown!
Its almost like he's the voice actor of GRU or something?
He actually voiced gru of sumthing
The face he makes while he eats his cereal that JAN made him is so good
So we’re just gonna ignore that somehow Kevin can fit Phylis’s cardigan?
My personal favorite is Jim and Pam using morse code in front of Dwight
At 2:13 when Michael is driving, you can see a palm tree in the background, but the Office was based in Scranton, Pennsylvania. The producers filmed it in Los Angeles though.
It’s a cool little secret.
Jim: "So why did you come here?"
Dwight: "To socialize and inform"
His character is perfect in every way and this line is so subtle yet perfect
4:39
Dwight : i got a knock knock joke
Michael : NOO GAWWD
1:23 we're all here for this huh?
Everyone: *dancing and having fun*
Dwight: N O W T H A T S A K N I F E
I think Stanley notices he just doesn't care
Recyclops, Asian Jim, Jim impersonating Dwight, parkour....the FIRE DRILL!
Last time I was this early Michael was still eating breakfast.
Aditya Tamar I don’t get it
@rgtrooper13 oops, no biscuit. gotta watch those carbs.
that's what she said!
Like an owl, wise and got worms
maybe bacon eggs and brownes
10:19 jim halpert is so adorable when he jumps lol
I wish I could watch The Office for the first time again...
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1:28 If you listen with headphones on you could hear someone cracking up. Either the cameraman or Toby xD