Last night was amusing an Englishman me girlfriend and I walk a-sippin' i say yes he told me when he ws lil he used to give schoolteacher plenty trouble well belive i laughed till i nearly chocked when this Englishman start to sing me some jokes he sang there was a farmer who used to live by a creek all his neighbours suspected he used to play with his marvels in springtime well if you think i lie you can go home and contact my girlfriend Vie well suddenly i had to stop laughing because i didnt like the way Vie was behaving biting and pinching the stranger gazing in his eyes as though he was Tyrone Power believe i had to distract her by grazing me walking' stick on her shoulder how you don't know the fellow caught on quick when he saw i wasnt frightened to use me stick so he sang me there was a lady who used to live right next door and by her actions you could tell that she was a decent young lady look Violet couldn't stand laugh she laughed and she busted the brazier in half it's then i saw he had Vie all covered for insides of all them things Lord Christo is so backwards so i get up to me by me patio cos i couldn't stand another folly of laughter but he begged me hard us to remain and listen to a couple more sweet refrain he bought me some couple drink so i start to sip hear the joke that came from this young man's lips he said there was a maiden who used to swim like a duck she taught all the young farmers the way how to bring up their children i watch the man and shake me head i really thought he would have said something else instead! well as a born and bred Trinidadian you know i had to talk me mind as a true Calypsonian all these things this Englishman singing a blind man could see Vie was marking i was so vexed i couldn't feel a tickle because i know these female sex diffcult so i held Vie by hand and told her let's go unless i will talk my mind in my Calypso so i said look here mr Englishman you've gone far enough and Calypsonians as a rule don't go in that stuff because Violet can swim like no duck and tonight she can't teach you the way to feel for your children
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Last night was amusing an Englishman me girlfriend and I walk a-sippin' i say yes he told me when he ws lil he used to give schoolteacher plenty trouble well belive i laughed till i nearly chocked when this Englishman start to sing me some jokes he sang there was a farmer who used to live by a creek all his neighbours suspected he used to play with his marvels in springtime well if you think i lie you can go home and contact my girlfriend Vie well suddenly i had to stop laughing because i didnt like the way Vie was behaving biting and pinching the stranger gazing in his eyes as though he was Tyrone Power believe i had to distract her by grazing me walking' stick on her shoulder how you don't know the fellow caught on quick when he saw i wasnt frightened to use me stick so he sang me there was a lady who used to live right next door and by her actions you could tell that she was a decent young lady look Violet couldn't stand laugh she laughed and she busted the brazier in half it's then i saw he had Vie all covered
for insides of all them things Lord Christo is so backwards so i get up to me by me patio cos i couldn't stand another folly of laughter but he begged me hard us to remain and listen to a couple more sweet refrain he bought me some couple drink so i start to sip hear the joke that came from this young man's lips he said there was a maiden who used to swim like a duck she taught all the young farmers the way how to bring up their children i watch the man and shake me head i really thought he would have said something else instead!
well as a born and bred Trinidadian you know i had to talk me mind as a true Calypsonian all these things this Englishman singing a blind man could see Vie was marking i was so vexed i couldn't feel a tickle because i know these female sex diffcult so i held Vie by hand and told her let's go unless i will talk my mind in my Calypso so i said look here mr Englishman you've gone far enough and Calypsonians as a rule don't go in that stuff because Violet can swim like no duck and tonight she can't teach you the way to feel for your children