1v1 Prisoner's Dilemma - Split or Steal (Northernlion Tries)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2020
  • Split or Steal on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/11...
    Split or Steal is a free-to-play incremental game where you earn coins for playing prisoner's dilemma against other strangers online. Check out my extreme dominance in this video.
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    About this game:
    Split or Steal is a light re-imagining of the Game Theory concept of The Prisoner's Dilemma.
    Two players will be selected from a pool of online users, and are presented with a potential reward. The players are given a maximum of 2 minutes to speak with eachother - at which point, they can then choose to either share, or attempt to steal the reward.
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Комментарии • 788

  • @rootmew
    @rootmew 4 года назад +4006

    I just want to take a quick moment to point out how.. absolutely overwhelming it is to go from releasing a simple game I built to distract myself from a tough period of my life, to seeing it hit #1 on Steam, and get streamed by someone as huge as you.
    Sorry about getting hit with offensive names in the queue - it's been extremely hard to keep up with everything since the launch, but I'm trying to get on top of it. I still work a full-time job - and it's paying the bills, so I've gotta be an adult and prioritise it :'D . But equally, it was a very surreal feeling to sit down at my desk this morning at 9am, and have my phone exploding with dozens of Discord messages every other minute. This is taking a lot of getting used to.
    Thanks a million for the video Ryan, I'm really glad you enjoyed it, and grateful for the feedback and criticism. It means a whole lot!

  • @rudolphbloom
    @rudolphbloom 4 года назад +1765

    NL: "I want people to say they stole because they wanted to. I don't want any excuses or stories"
    Also NL: "Hello sir. I'm in poor standing because I was defending society from the social blight of racism in free-to-play incremental videogames, pls split"

    • @argenteus8314
      @argenteus8314 4 года назад +146

      NL knows he's a liar; why would he trust someone like himself?

    • @kyletwitty6638
      @kyletwitty6638 4 года назад +33

      NL don’t trust like that

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@kyletwitty6638 hello sir I would like a friendly car, one that talks

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 Месяц назад

      @@Phoenix0F8harry!

  • @spethjonesdrew
    @spethjonesdrew 4 года назад +1473

    "I am Dan Gheesling's best friend, Mathas"
    Incredible.

  • @ChaChanchilla
    @ChaChanchilla 4 года назад +803

    "nice hair, oooh I don't hear that often"

    • @MrStatistx
      @MrStatistx 4 года назад +16

      "Haha yeh, cause he bald"

    • @jellevaneijk9397
      @jellevaneijk9397 4 года назад +4

      that's how you know that it is completely anonymous

  • @eeeertoo2597
    @eeeertoo2597 4 года назад +568

    NL typing out essays in the game chat while his opponents go “split”

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 4 года назад +677

    NL, with poor standing and a "recently stole" mark: "How do I get into the head of this hotdog man, what is his angle?"
    Hotdog dude: "Hotdogs Always Split!" *locks in Spilt after two seconds*

    • @flexingchicken
      @flexingchicken 4 года назад +63

      HOTDOGS ALWAYS SPLIT

    • @ironjawedangels2812
      @ironjawedangels2812 4 года назад +98

      NL after stealing from every hotdog bun: "the hotdog buns, they're wild cards"
      Hotdog buns: "Hotdogs always split"

    • @casual_ice_consumer4148
      @casual_ice_consumer4148 4 года назад +10

      @@ironjawedangels2812 We do not tolerate racism here.

    • @ironjawedangels2812
      @ironjawedangels2812 4 года назад

      @@casual_ice_consumer4148 what?

    • @tracyh5751
      @tracyh5751 4 года назад +2

      @@ironjawedangels2812 he is referencing the video.

  • @OvertlyEsoteric
    @OvertlyEsoteric 4 года назад +718

    You can tell he almost started to convince himself that those people he stole from had inappropriate usernames by the end of the video

    • @cptKamina
      @cptKamina 4 года назад +227

      I have been on the force for 37 years and this is the typical behavious of a psychopath. he makes himself believe his lies to comfort the rest of humanity left in him. but it is plain to see that most of his humour is just an act to cover up the bottomles pit of hatred and greed that is his soul.
      Bill the gamer is a threat to humanity!

    • @spacedog2535
      @spacedog2535 4 года назад +32

      cpt Kamina, a Psycopath that always takes the briefcase

    • @bjolsengutt
      @bjolsengutt 4 года назад +25

      Remember, as a wise man once said: It´s not a lie if you believe it

    • @burningicecream9095
      @burningicecream9095 4 года назад +1

      He’s gotta do what he’s gotta do

    • @1Higgs0Boson1
      @1Higgs0Boson1 4 года назад +4

      @@cptKamina holy crap, this comment is gold

  • @Ohtherandomcrazyies
    @Ohtherandomcrazyies 4 года назад +599

    My heart broke when Ryab said split gang then didn't split

    • @AlphaMurphy94
      @AlphaMurphy94 4 года назад +61

      Throw back scum move. You love to see it

    • @internetcrusader2419
      @internetcrusader2419 4 года назад +33

      To be real, he was trying to split and the game lagged out on him.
      Edit: Oh. Yeah, that's some scummy stuff.

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar 4 года назад +11

      The game's heart broke too, and chooses to glitch on its disgust.

  • @SuperSymn
    @SuperSymn 4 года назад +680

    If you are a game, chances are you've been on nl's radar for a long time

    • @Clowntastic0987
      @Clowntastic0987 4 года назад +49

      Ads targeted at devs - "Single NLs in your are want to meet you!"

    • @dinkleberg794
      @dinkleberg794 4 года назад +2

      ClownTastic LMFAO 🤣🤣

    • @kronosking9403
      @kronosking9403 4 года назад

      @@Clowntastic0987 yo bro sotrue

  • @josemarques2304
    @josemarques2304 4 года назад +881

    In this episode of Northernlion Tries: Canadian bald man uses racism to justify theft.

  • @doomboom21
    @doomboom21 4 года назад +397

    "I hope you dont think I'm being manipulative in any way" he says while conning people into splitting for 2 minutes so he can steal from them.

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  4 года назад +228

      Excuse me, I only stole from bad usernames and people who refuse to be honest about their motivations.

    • @fallouthirteen
      @fallouthirteen 4 года назад +40

      7:40. He wasn't dishonest.

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  4 года назад +188

      @@fallouthirteen Yeah he was -- he was a turing compliant android pretending to be one of us.

    • @hatmaker5379
      @hatmaker5379 4 года назад +27

      32:40?

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  4 года назад +182

      @@hatmaker5379 Attempted to mislead me by playing possum and then opted out of the negotiations - you get what you deserve Murray.

  • @NihongoWakannai
    @NihongoWakannai 4 года назад +606

    player: "Hi, it's my first time in high stakes"
    NL: "He went too hard for the sale"
    Also NL: "HELLO FELLOW COMPATRIOT, I AM BILL THE GAMER AND I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU OF THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION THAT PUT ME INTO POOR STANDING. YOU SEE, I AM AN HONORABLE MAN, YET THIS FREE TO PLAY INCREMENTAL GAME IS PLAGUED WITH IGNORANCE AND RACISM. I FEEL MORALLY OBLIGED TO PUNISH THOSE WOULD NAME THEMSELVES SUCH OFFENSIVE THINGS FOR THE SAKE OF JUSTICE AND THUS I SACRIFICE MY KARMA IN THE PROCESS. YOU GOOD SIR DO NOT, IN FACT, HAVE AN OFFENSIVE NAME, I WILL TELL YOU IN GOOD CONSCIENCE THAT I WILL SPLIT WITH YOU AND HOPE THAT WE CAN BOTH GO ON TO LIVE HONORABLE, LAWFUL, JUST AND ACCEPTING LIVES AS CITIZENS OF THIS FINE GAME."

    • @sonnymery4193
      @sonnymery4193 4 года назад +14

      LMFAOOOO

    • @Mikaroony
      @Mikaroony 4 года назад +13

      This comment actually made me cry laughing. Thank you.

    • @joebobby1412
      @joebobby1412 4 года назад +45

      *locks in steal*

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 3 года назад +1

      @@joebobby1412 LMAOOOO

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 3 года назад

      @@joebobby1412 this is why he doesn't trust the people trying to sell too hard

  • @JaaaackP
    @JaaaackP 4 года назад +927

    This is the absolute golden age of Northernlion, and I’m so glad that I could be a part of it. Thanks NL.

    • @BlindSnipingPro
      @BlindSnipingPro 4 года назад +12

      b-but the poison mushroom days

    • @GodlikeGamersz
      @GodlikeGamersz 4 года назад +3

      The Golden Age thing is going to turn into a meme soon

    • @miketothe2ndpwr
      @miketothe2ndpwr 4 года назад +4

      Renaissance

    • @1010nm1
      @1010nm1 4 года назад +2

      Chris D The poor people that will never experience only in Korea.

    • @Exaltable
      @Exaltable 4 года назад +1

      N M did somebody say dick sucking dog jokes??

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 4 года назад +387

    NL: I'm not roleplaying
    also NL: I'm Mathas

    • @knownas2017
      @knownas2017 4 года назад +16

      I wonder if Mathas roleplays as NL

  • @elijahgeorge9235
    @elijahgeorge9235 4 года назад +366

    BillTheGamer is the personification of the deviled egg: a liar, a cheat, a charlatan, and most of all
    A galaxy brain

    • @adorablehorrorfrombeyond1462
      @adorablehorrorfrombeyond1462 4 года назад +16

      A liar, a cheat? Common, he only steals from racists (and also people who rp, hotdog men and just about anybody else really)

  • @BIGhappyG33
    @BIGhappyG33 4 года назад +379

    The cracks in NLs innocent egg facade are deepening

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar 4 года назад +39

      We can see the yolk of lies within!

  • @gamikhan9087
    @gamikhan9087 4 года назад +474

    Be honest about why you steal
    -Northerlion, just now
    I stole only from racists (Not honest)
    -Northerlion, just now x24

  • @weierfischen
    @weierfischen 4 года назад +458

    I feel like the egg is just about the only person ever to unironically use a semicolon in an in-game chat.

    • @ArsTheurgiaGoetia
      @ArsTheurgiaGoetia 4 года назад +51

      ;)

    • @Oops-All-Ghosts
      @Oops-All-Ghosts 4 года назад +13

      Incorrect; one day we will claim you too.

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 3 года назад +1

      @@Oops-All-Ghosts ah but this is RUclips... not in-game. But it will be in honor when we meet on the field of battle

  • @joakaro
    @joakaro 4 года назад +174

    There are more edits in this video then there have been on the entire channel since it started. Astonishing.

    • @fallouthirteen
      @fallouthirteen 4 года назад +20

      All it takes is worrying about RUclips offensive content filtering to get NL to edit a video.

  • @derrickwhite3207
    @derrickwhite3207 4 года назад +114

    When Ryan stole from the guy that told him to have a nice day 😢

  • @Katekyo504
    @Katekyo504 4 года назад +161

    Man what a Mental Titan full of Riches and Wits.
    As expected of a video from Mathas. Best Friend of Dan Gheesling.

  • @carltonhanks6679
    @carltonhanks6679 4 года назад +151

    Famed E-sport star Billthegamer steals thousands of dollars from 12 year olds.

  • @plonk6184
    @plonk6184 3 года назад +16

    "He went too hard for the sale."
    10 minutes later.
    "Will I be yet another in a long line of hooves at the abattoir, or shall we dine together in valhalla?"

  • @Android480
    @Android480 4 года назад +73

    "And thusly, the circumstances in which my standing came to be considered "poor" can be described - nay, even defined - by my propensity to reprimand those of whom decide upon aliases that offend common decency, and of my strength in posture when deciding the fates of the aforementioned; even while such judgments gnash and rail against the better angels of morality that sit ever-watchful upon my shoulder."

  • @Dragmire800
    @Dragmire800 4 года назад +155

    NL: I steal from those with offensive usernames
    Also NL: I am not sure if they were the people with offensive usernames
    His whole strategy was based on hotdog racism

  • @mkatapodis2
    @mkatapodis2 4 года назад +252

    I found alot of people in this game, roughly 95% split, and then the few odd apples steal. Also, hotdog costume = guaranteed split.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 4 года назад +38

      Guaranteed double money for me

    • @MicoDossun
      @MicoDossun 4 года назад +13

      We stan split gang

    • @greindes1579
      @greindes1579 4 года назад +27

      Well only one person tried to steal from NL, and probably only because of recent steal, lol

    • @KevinSecondWind
      @KevinSecondWind 4 года назад +6

      Lol I tried it and had 3 hot dogs steal from me XD

    • @AzureFlash
      @AzureFlash 4 года назад +3

      The stealers all play EVE Online

  • @JPK314
    @JPK314 4 года назад +37

    Holy shit NL how do you do it
    "Will I be next in a long line of hooves at the abattoir, or will we dine together in Valhalla?"
    What a legendary line

  • @ThatOneIrishFurry
    @ThatOneIrishFurry 4 года назад +238

    other person in the game: h
    Bill the gamer: I MUST INFORM YOU I ONLY HAVE POOR STANDING AS I STEAL FROM THOSE WITH OFFENSIVE USER NAMES YOUR IS NOT OFFENSIVE AND I AM HONERABLE THEREFORE I SHALL SPLIT

    • @GroundThing
      @GroundThing 4 года назад +25

      Other Person: "I am of perfect karma, and so have no reason to con you"
      NL: "I don't trust this person, so I will lock in 'steal'"

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 4 года назад +2

      and then he steals

    • @Iainofthemeteor
      @Iainofthemeteor 4 года назад +2

      Apparently I disliked this comment before I ever clicked on this video or viewed its comments.
      10/10 youtube

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 4 года назад +1

      @@Iainofthemeteor RUclips hates me confirmed

  • @AsCiMaToR
    @AsCiMaToR 4 года назад +238

    Ryan really steals!?
    NO DIGNITY

    • @nicolasvidal92
      @nicolasvidal92 4 года назад +15

      My name is (you don't need to remember that though) Ryuyang LeTournoue, age 31

    • @MrMarkT007
      @MrMarkT007 4 года назад +5

      I live in the Northeast part of Quebec, where the villas are

    • @austinconner2479
      @austinconner2479 4 года назад +1

      I mean that's the game right?

    • @kloaf1131
      @kloaf1131 4 года назад

      @@lafarfalla2273 honestly in the prisoner's delimma there's only two real philosophy. Always split or always still. The second someone talks as much as egg you can't trust them.

  • @Keepmakingstuff
    @Keepmakingstuff 4 года назад +184

    15 minutes in: HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

    • @jamesmedina3297
      @jamesmedina3297 4 года назад

      Mayhaps that be a bad breaker reference?

    • @gierno4828
      @gierno4828 4 года назад

      James Medina - You wouldn’t be referring to that obscure AMC crime drama would you?

  • @CamdenOSX
    @CamdenOSX 4 года назад +294

    In this episode, NL defeats and robs racism

    • @tristanstrain9751
      @tristanstrain9751 4 года назад +14

      Rob's racism*

    • @dweebbandit6793
      @dweebbandit6793 4 года назад +8

      @@tristanstrain9751
      Can't believe he shouted the n-word while under the influence on stream recently.

    • @ImEverythingYouCrave
      @ImEverythingYouCrave 4 года назад

      FlexYellow what? when did this happen?

    • @evangelosvasiliades1204
      @evangelosvasiliades1204 4 года назад

      @@dweebbandit6793 Wait, really?

    • @brandancalamari1084
      @brandancalamari1084 4 года назад +20

      @@ImEverythingYouCrave He also ran to the streets and dropkicked a baby after drinking a dozen shots of vodka. Can't believe the egg has fallen so low smh.

  • @Greendog208
    @Greendog208 4 года назад +61

    This man is always typing essays when he has 2 seconds left. What a boomer.

  • @Carlosgryu
    @Carlosgryu 4 года назад +112

    my man says split yields the best gain over time, then proceeds to steal from hardworking men/hotdogs

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  4 года назад +129

      Well it turns out Steal is a dominant strategy right now because everyone else wants to pay cookie clicker and is afraid of putting their beans on the negotiating table.

    • @Carlosgryu
      @Carlosgryu 4 года назад +10

      @@Northernlion my man replies to my comment, damn i bit my tongue-in-cheek.
      Keep it up dude i can see the mini-series potential
      OR dont because a multiplayer clicker game with two button, aside from not having longevity, isnt worth reading a thousand comments riff-ing your decision-making

    • @Carlosgryu
      @Carlosgryu 4 года назад +2

      my man really using 4 fukken hyphens

    • @maynpayn
      @maynpayn 4 года назад +1

      @@Carlosgryu my man is all about my man

    • @kloaf1131
      @kloaf1131 4 года назад

      @@Carlosgryu Honestly not riffing on his decision making except bragging about his win ratio in a game were almost everyone splits.

  • @sorafan26
    @sorafan26 4 года назад +107

    Ryan is an actual villain.
    Unbelievable lack of honour.

    • @AthosJosue
      @AthosJosue 4 года назад +24

      sorafan26 You mean Bill the gamer?

    • @fallouthirteen
      @fallouthirteen 4 года назад +12

      Is Bill the Gamer NL's dark persona? The evil within him clawing for freedom?

    • @Droid15243Z
      @Droid15243Z 4 года назад +5

      @@fallouthirteen The Yolk

  • @MicoDossun
    @MicoDossun 4 года назад +92

    Wow I can’t believe NL is on team cynic and would pick steal in this perfect split only utopia

    • @RayVitoles
      @RayVitoles 4 года назад +11

      nash's equilibrium look it up sweetheart..

    • @claytonsturm236
      @claytonsturm236 4 года назад +7

      Project Winter and Secret "bad man" have stolen our sweet egg's optimism in the goodness of humanity. This egg will scramble you first if he even thinks you may want to crack him open for his yolk.

    • @Gaschdisturbed
      @Gaschdisturbed 4 года назад +1

      @@RayVitoles If player 2 splits then I win no matter what, but I'll win more if I steal. If player 2 steals, I lose no matter what, so I might as well steal.
      But if everyone plays optimally like that, no one wins anything; ain't that a tragedy.

  • @81CamyGuy64
    @81CamyGuy64 3 года назад +23

    Everyone: splits
    NL choosing either: “I’m so good at this game!”

  • @garycoleman7621
    @garycoleman7621 4 года назад +41

    Splitting when role-playing as Mathas? 0/10. That man would steal from anyone and any thing

  • @anthonytalksmovies
    @anthonytalksmovies 4 года назад +35

    I wasn’t aware that I was going into a video by Mathas, best friend of Dan Gheesling

  • @blked1234
    @blked1234 4 года назад +69

    the old nl would have scrapped the first 4 minutes because of the offensive name and just restarted recording.

  • @ThePapets
    @ThePapets 4 года назад +42

    This was so fun to watch. Would love to see Dan social engineer his way to the top.

  • @MrLoxinator
    @MrLoxinator 4 года назад +129

    Online Virtue's Last Reward? Let's go.
    Edit: Lmao poor NL having to edit
    Edit2: NEVERMIND BOYS RACISM IS OVER

    • @AthosJosue
      @AthosJosue 4 года назад +5

      MrLoxinator NL defeated racism with the power of edition.

    • @syfus660
      @syfus660 4 года назад +4

      VLR. Now with 100% less death!

    • @SnowyJop
      @SnowyJop 4 года назад +4

      I’d unironically love an NL VLR playthrough

  • @dinkelous
    @dinkelous 4 года назад +36

    NL sounds like the robot from Speaking Simulator when he talks in chat

  • @jedmario1
    @jedmario1 4 года назад +36

    This is amazing. He’s an absolute con-artist! Then he’s going the whole way to try to convince the audience that he’s not a con-artist, and that he’s not taking advantage of people!

    • @blabit4983
      @blabit4983 4 года назад +3

      He's so good that he's starting to convince himself of his benevolence

  • @DragonFreaktheGreat
    @DragonFreaktheGreat 4 года назад +46

    This game would honestly be boring with almost anyone else beside NL hahaha

  • @At0mShogun
    @At0mShogun 4 года назад +16

    "I stole from a thief" - not the best sales pitch for splitting.

  • @matversion2
    @matversion2 4 года назад +27

    This is literal gold. 30+ minutes of NL being the most hilarious criminal Mastermind in the world.

  • @Calabresa022
    @Calabresa022 3 года назад +5

    That game has a clear meta, you always split, otherwise they will never split with you again, and once you steal from a lot of people, you wont make it past tier 5.
    And High Stakes is only anonymous during the round, you can check who you played with afterwards. So if you steal on tiers 8, 9 or 10 thinking you are safely hidden, you are not.

  • @IndelacioLetsPlay
    @IndelacioLetsPlay 4 года назад +11

    29:50 Oriana seemed very honest and genuine and was splitting with a fellow brother face. Nl wants honesty, while outright lying directly to his opponents.

  • @xxtadaz
    @xxtadaz 4 года назад +15

    Genuinely one of the best NL vids I've seen. The last few months have been epic, keep it up dude...
    More of this also please!

  • @lordheadass8310
    @lordheadass8310 4 года назад +69

    Would love to see this on the nlss

    • @robinvik1
      @robinvik1 4 года назад +9

      Rob would ruin it.

    • @lordheadass8310
      @lordheadass8310 4 года назад +6

      Cavecat I think Dan would be more guilty in these sort of games

  • @MrStatistx
    @MrStatistx 4 года назад +100

    "I'm so good at this game"
    *Social Engineer Dan Gheesling entered the room*
    *NL starts sweating*
    Now that's something I'd like to see.

  • @misterStevePikk
    @misterStevePikk 4 года назад +75

    He's being so manipulative with the "fighting racist usernames bit" lmaooo

    • @knownas2017
      @knownas2017 4 года назад +14

      Maybe so, but not as manipulative as those goddamn (Insert race here)s!

    • @adorablehorrorfrombeyond1462
      @adorablehorrorfrombeyond1462 4 года назад +2

      There's a snake hiding in that dang egg. I knew it!

    • @burningicecream9095
      @burningicecream9095 4 года назад +5

      HE IS A HERO AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED FOR HIS EFFORTSP

  • @knownas2017
    @knownas2017 4 года назад +12

    "Here's how honorable I am" *Splits*
    I was hoping he stole there.

  • @maxcarter50
    @maxcarter50 4 года назад +41

    > Says Rob is wrong about game theory
    > Follows Rob's game theory and wins Tier 10

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  4 года назад +22

      Excuse me sir, Rob's game theory is to always steal. If the enemy knows you will always steal, your nash equilibrium goes to zero. The trick is to only steal when they think you're a lock to split.

    • @maxcarter50
      @maxcarter50 4 года назад +10

      @@Northernlion That isn't his strategy though. That's just what he's told you he will always choose in the end. In an actual situation against a stranger, he can fully intend to steal while doing exactly what you did ie. convince the other person to split.
      Now, in this game, Rob's plan would probably be less effective because of the Karma system outing him as a thief, but otherwise, he's not wrong.

  • @RuneMKK
    @RuneMKK 4 года назад +33

    30 year old Boomer scams
    Unfortunate Hot-Dogs.

  • @moienhge
    @moienhge 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for the review NL!
    25:08 DipG, it was lovely meeting you in game!

    • @DipG_
      @DipG_ 4 года назад

      Thank you, buddy ;)

  • @nullspaceindustries
    @nullspaceindustries 4 года назад +10

    I love that ryan's out here tryna have intellectual conversations with people playing a popular free steam game

  • @sagbag
    @sagbag 4 года назад +9

    "Will I be the latest in a long line of hoofs at the abattoir or will we dine together tonight in Valhalla?" It takes a lot to make me genuinely laugh, but that was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

  • @robbie8407
    @robbie8407 4 года назад +103

    boomer still can't edit a censor bar so he just removes a chunk of video instead.

    • @xbon1
      @xbon1 4 года назад

      Ok boomer

  • @donalnaylor5030
    @donalnaylor5030 4 года назад +5

    My god this is good. That hoofs at the abattoir broke me. Pls more

  • @HorrorHoarder
    @HorrorHoarder 4 года назад +41

    Fladow: "P-p-please sir i-i-i only stole to feed my family"
    Billthegamer: "hmph sorry kid I don't do ROLEPLAYING"
    Fladow: *gasp* "no sire i beg of you"
    Billthegamer: *teleportsbehindyou* "your money was mine before we even started"
    Fladow "GAAAAAHHHH"

  • @SilvaaFabio
    @SilvaaFabio 4 года назад +13

    27:10 This is the best timeline

  • @digbymooney5435
    @digbymooney5435 4 года назад +8

    "I think I might've found my esport"

  • @RedAryk
    @RedAryk 3 года назад +2

    NL : " I'm gonna steal from the hot dog that always splits."
    Me : " Northernlion nooooo....."

  • @ArtilleryCrusader
    @ArtilleryCrusader 4 года назад +4

    13:07 NL's acting skills are superb

  • @Taylor-bw4zg
    @Taylor-bw4zg 4 года назад +23

    I may have to dislike the video just for that absolute betrayal to hot dog man NL truly has changed lmao

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  4 года назад +22

      You didn't see the same hot dog names I did sir

    • @Taylor-bw4zg
      @Taylor-bw4zg 4 года назад +2

      @@Northernlion Youre right, after re-watching the video I have to agree, sometimes you gotta steal to defeat racism, keep fighting the good fight Eggman

  • @maseratiii3824
    @maseratiii3824 2 года назад +2

    "Man, when I started in Early 2020, the game was absolutely packed. Now you see up to 5 players on at a time and it's quite sad." - BinaryBoi

  • @quizzlie
    @quizzlie 4 года назад +3

    "Thus indicating your propensity to split or alternatively, the naivety of your competitors."
    Vizzini the Sicilian has entered the chat.

  • @ThePassiveCurse
    @ThePassiveCurse 4 года назад +3

    If I had to teach a class on what a Northernlion was with just one video, this would be the one.
    Great work, Mathas

  • @MrMorgan_008
    @MrMorgan_008 4 года назад +1

    I don't know if you can pull more vids out of this but I would LOVE to see more. Devious, down right devious.

    • @chayce3205
      @chayce3205 4 года назад

      I want to see more as well but it could probably only last a few episodes, it looks like it will get old fast.

  • @killersquad670
    @killersquad670 4 года назад +2

    i think this is genuinely one of the funniest videos I have ever watched

  • @Dexirock
    @Dexirock 4 года назад +5

    The legend of billthegamer, you can hear the lionDemon laugh in the background

  • @tanner8237
    @tanner8237 4 года назад +3

    I need more of this. Plz do a series.

  • @kogorgalogor772
    @kogorgalogor772 4 года назад +4

    26:06 NL trying to maintain his composure

  • @aienbalosaienbalos4186
    @aienbalosaienbalos4186 4 года назад +30

    So Egg is discriminating based on looks with the goal of fighting agaisnt racial discrimiation?
    Seems legit.

  • @MJamesRave
    @MJamesRave 4 года назад +1

    This is such great content. Honestly nl plays games some I would never, and really brings a different light to them that makes me appreciate them

  • @adriancarter85
    @adriancarter85 4 года назад +11

    Its so funny to me he hates world lore for roleplaying games but he does these tiny roleplays like referring to people by their skins and calling swat skins officers. He micro roleplays.

  • @DemonicChocobo
    @DemonicChocobo 4 года назад +7

    Fun fact: Stealing from Hot Dogs makes you a terrible human being.

  • @raynegro666
    @raynegro666 4 года назад +6

    Bill the gamer saves the world from racism (episode 1)

  • @fallouthirteen
    @fallouthirteen 4 года назад +3

    Well, it's good to know Bill the Gamer appreciates in-game lore just as much as NL. You try to roleplay a reason in-game for your actions, and he steals.

  • @cookiebandit18
    @cookiebandit18 4 года назад +32

    Brags about winning when no one ever stole from him. If I was Billie Eyelash, i'd be calling him the bad guy!

  • @Nvp678
    @Nvp678 4 года назад +1

    I’ve been watching you for so long and still find you videos 101% entertaining😂

  • @tormit_
    @tormit_ Год назад +1

    What I got from this video is that 23/24 your opponents split the pot, therefore, the choices don't matter much because you only lose if the opponent wants you to and there's nothing you can do to prevent that

  • @zackfake1253
    @zackfake1253 4 года назад +2

    I could definitely watch atleast 2 more episodes of this

  • @oposdeo
    @oposdeo 4 года назад +4

    Northernlion is a true demon in this game. Everyone would have 100% winrate if everyone split, but he is out here taking heads and making insane profits.

  • @Pocopicopaully
    @Pocopicopaully 4 года назад +6

    Ok that’s it, this is your best NL Tries so far

  • @JanembaFreak
    @JanembaFreak 4 года назад +4

    Split gang and you stole!? Incredibly rude, egg father

    • @Droid15243Z
      @Droid15243Z 4 года назад

      He is here to stir society and make it change.

  • @Doomroar
    @Doomroar 4 года назад +5

    "Ooh nice hair, i don't hear that often" ... it has been more than a decade, you are well pass the often time denominator here mister.

  • @coffinflopp
    @coffinflopp 4 года назад +2

    “Hello anonymous being. I am a member-... no no. sPLiT GaNg” gold

  • @pepper7880
    @pepper7880 4 года назад +2

    this is actually one of the best NL videos to date. I beg of you egg father, I need this on the NLSS.

  • @ArcheressAva
    @ArcheressAva 4 года назад +2

    Would love to see more of this, this was hilarious.

  • @valenciansun
    @valenciansun 4 года назад +2

    iterated prisoner's dilemma does NOT have the same game theory principles as a one-off prisoner's dilemma

  • @kneub6
    @kneub6 4 года назад +1

    NL, this is the hardest I have laughed at one of your videos, this is terrific

  • @mustangs1140
    @mustangs1140 4 года назад +8

    NL if you put out a short 15min video of this every other day, I’d watch every episode

  • @Adoptulous
    @Adoptulous 4 года назад +7

    This is one of the best videos I've ever seen from you. Guldan age

  • @soulred5195
    @soulred5195 4 года назад

    Dude I watch and love a ton of your content and I just want to say this is easily one of the single most entertaining videos you've put out in recent memory.

  • @austinjones5189
    @austinjones5189 4 года назад +3

    the semi colon correction actually had me lmaoxD

  • @greenfloking
    @greenfloking 4 года назад +2

    Most I've laughed at an NL video in a long time, this game is dope

  • @Yolo-1020
    @Yolo-1020 3 года назад +2

    The problem with the prisoners dilemma is that you can’t tell what your partner is going to do and you can’t talk with them.

  • @Pyregrammer
    @Pyregrammer 4 года назад +7

    I want to see Dan play this after this amazing video