Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While thieir maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means they are likely very calm and and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression again.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Jolteon is objectively the most usable Pokemon? Many thing we humans use need electricity. When you train your Jolteon to control its voltage you can use them to charge your laptop, your phone or jumpstart your car. Many modern power supplys have a big range of usable voltages from 100 to 240V and 50 to 60Hz, which means it does not even need to keep a constant voltage. Additionly it can shock you to keep you awake or it can train your muscles with voltage impulses. It can also learn the move flash which reduces the need for a flashlight.
Voltorb is awesome, a pokeball somebody threw years ago that gained sentience and started rolling around, based on the Japanese legend that tools come to life after their one hundredth birthday.
@@kantuna7443 Tsukumogami. Look it up, it's really old and not very popular anymore, but it exists. Essentially it's the idea that yokais and kamis can take the form of objects
It's probably already been said, but... Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human-pokemon companionship, Vaporeon is the most compatible friend for humans? It keeps all of Eevee's perks and adds a couple more. Since it's a Water type, Vaporeon is the most friendly and playful one of the Eeveelutions (and some of them are also really calm and relaxed, so there's variety too). It's also the only one without any fur, so you don't have to worry about it. This bad boy/girl also can pack a pretty wide moveset, and can protect your loved ones when needed, and don't forget that it's a Water type, which can carry you around with Surf or make sure your kids are safe when you're at the beach. But that's not all, it can also learn moves like Scald or Ice Beam, which, with a little training can come in handy if it's too hot or cold outside (think of it like a sprinkler). And last but not least, it's super squishy to the touch, and nice to hug.
Or Ditto, or all the Eevee's, Braixen, Sazazzle, or Charizard (or most other starters), Latias and, Latios, or Goodra, or Lycanroc, or Hypno, or Slowpoke or Obstagoon, or, or Zoroark, or Primarina, or Milotic, Arbok, Serperior, Dragonair, Dratini, Gyrados, Seviper, or Floatzel, or Pikachu, Pichu or Fereligator, Lugia (and most of the legendary birds, and dark Lugia Gale of Darkness, good game btw, play it), Mewto and Mew, Silver, Renamon, Guilmon, Lola, Kirby (I bet it sucks, but yeh, people lewd it), Isabelle, Anhka, Sonic Noelle Holiday, Jar Jar Binks, Teletubbies, Blues Clues (Pretty easy to find too if your looking for it), Voltorb and Electrode (yes, shocking, even a literal ball with eyes gets blown up), Magnemite and Magneton (People even feel attracted to magnets).
Vaporeon has been one of my favorites ever since I started playing Pokémon when I was a kid. I also always liked Gardevoir when I was a kid too before I was aware of the internet's perception of it. Weird how two of my favorites have gained such infamy, but to each their own I guess lol.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Sylveon can be the cure to depression? Their cuteness acts like a patch for depression, and will always love you no matter what!
It's like scp-999(the tickle monster) from scp foundation but in a canine-like form with feline features, if sylveon team up with scp-999 they together will be the cure to many mental disorders(no scp-049 they are not the cure to the "pestilence" besides claims that you are the "cure" and dr. bright you can't cut off sylveon ribbon-like feelers to use in gift boxes and clothes with the excuse of "it will grow it again right?")
Vaporeon looks like the prince of the sea. The dark blue top is like a mini crown with cool fins on it. The white part is also like what fancy people had before, or like a jester. A playful aquatic prince that can turn into water. Also that smile is adorably golden.
Vaporeon is not my favorite Eeveelution, but it's neat. It's hidden ability happens to be Hydration, which if it's raining it can benefit only from the damage increase from rain, but also be immune to some status conditions as well, most notably poison. From there one can use Aqua Ring to help keep Vaporeon's high HP up. Vaporeon's Shiny color happens to be purple, which makes me wonder if game freak sorta did it to make it match to poison, which Acid Armor does happen to be a Poison Status move. If not, Vaporeon still looks interesting anyways-
For me, Vaporeon is in the lower half of my favorite Eeveelutions. Above Glaceon and Leafeon, but below everything else including unevolved Eevee. Thing is, this is my favorite family of Pokemon and so "lower half" is not a bad placement within it at all.
shiny colors in older games weren't picked on purpose. it's to do with how colors are programmed and rendered in the gameboy color and essentially to make shinies the code for the normal colors on all the pokemon were "rotated" which basically turned ALL the blue pokemon at the time purple or red. also this produced a lot of bizarre and hated color pallets too for many early pokemon sprites
I tier all of the eeveelution but its your choice if am wrong lol 1 umbreon especially the shiny form 2 flareon 3 glaceon 4 sylveon especially the shiny form 5 vaporeon 6 leafeon 7 jolteon 8 espeon
Vaporeon was quite literally the reason I love Pokémon. My friend and I would look at the Kalos Pokémon handbook on the bus to school and we really liked looking at Eevee and its eveolutions. Then I saw Vaporeon, this awesome looking fish-cat and I loved it so much! From there I started actually getting into Pokémon. I watched the eeveelution special where Sylveon was shown off and started the x&Y anime. I’ve never looked back since and Vaporeon is still my favorite Pokémon to this day :)
Hey guys,did you know that in terms of friendship, all of eeveelutions show a great potential, as all of them show characteristics we admire of cat, and the energetic joy of foxes, creating a perfect friend to a human!
@@mrredapple2572 those aren't as much friendship? in pokemon go, they don't need nearly as much, just 10 Kilometres walked with it as your buddy, where Sylveon is 70 hearts
Glaceon has an awesome design to me, especially since it looks like it’s wearing clothes. The little hat with the second “ears” acting as laces around snow caps. There’s also the darker colors around it’s pads and lower sections of the legs. They look like lil snow booties 🥾 Anyway that’s why I love frozen vaporeon
Oh, the throwback! I used to play TCG around the same time and absolutely loved that deck! EeBeelutions, Tool Drop, Night March... I actually have a trophy from a Regionals that is one of my most prized Pokémon possessions, and I actually went against that deck on Top 8! Thank you for this and awesome video as always! Umbreon is my favourite, tho!
Yo? That’s pretty cool. I only ever played in Leagues and online, but that would be so neat to top. But yeah, I like being able to jump back in when and where I can. And Umbreon being one of the first Dark type Pokémon is neat.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
The most hilarious part of the meme, at least for me, is just how adorable and innocent Vaporeon looks with its happy :3 face. It combines beautifully with the absolute degeneracy of the pasta and makes all of the memes with vaporeon in glass jars etc that much funnier.
I always liked Glaceon. In fact, one of the Pokemon in my "Disabled Pokemon" collection on DeviantArt (to encourage fair treatment of the disabled and disordered among my fans) is a Glaceon with a prosthetic. I also have a normal-looking Umbreon coming, the thing with him beyond his clipped ear is that he has asthma, making him unable to battle until it's under control. Moon the Umbreon likes to dream, though, and has a sort of playground where he can fight his imaginary enemies. His trainer always watches him, though. In his excitement, Moon can get carried away and start breathing hard, leading to an asthma attack. I'm planning to feature all the Eeveelutions in my collection, plus other Pokemon.
Vaporeon was actually my Eevee evo of choice in the RB days. Putting that meme aside, it's great to see that Vaporeon is getting lots of positive attention from people who appreciate it.
Putting Vaporeon in a jar will never contain him. Because he can simply *become* a fluid, which means any liquid put in the jar will allow vaporeon to simply leap out or drip out the second he has a chance
@@JackRogers-x9eThere's no doubt in my mind that a healthy Vaporeon can punch through any jar. Just stop putting them in jars okay? They're bloody water dogs Jesus christ
Hey, guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Types, Vaporeon's my favorite? It's a cat that's actually a liquid, and also a literal cat fish. Not only that, its Ability Water Absorb makes it the perfect Pokémon to cry into the shoulders of. Water Absorb also negates the downside of Surf if your other Pokémon uses it in a Double Battle. It evolves from Eevee, a very friendly Pokémon, so you can give it so many chin scritches.
Omg Fluffy Did you come back from the dead? P.S: Fluffy was my old eevee in pokemon quest But i used him for training and i didnt read the pop up before. Low and behold, he got battered by my vulpix, Tina.
Vaporeon is definitely my favorite in terms of the original Eeveelutions playing Red/Blue as a kid. It's such a beautiful Pokémon and the design aged well. Although Glaceon, Sylveon, and Leafeon now took over its place, I still love it dearly. However, I'm certainly against the people who do the ridiculous meme about the poor thing. That side of the fandom is indeed unhealthy. In my Super Eeveelution story, my big Vaporeon, named Crystal, is definitely a monster in size and power.
All jokes aside, Vaporeon is one of those Kanto designs that has really grown on me (likely due to how good it is competitively) and it's just a solid design.
I remember the first time I saw Vaporeon as a kid, it was at my cousins house. He grew up with the first couple of generations and had a lot of old cards, and let me look through his binder. Inside was this Vaporeon card and the way it was depicted in the artwork really freaked me out
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
9 years old me: * Sees Vaporeon for the first time * Also me: OH MY GOD HE'S SO CUTE! I know the community treats him right! *Me severals years leater: I didn't think a Pokemon would make me lose faith in humanity.*
my favorite Eeveelution by far is Glaceon, it was Vaporeon back then when I played Fire Red on my emulator, sure Espeon has better charm and looks but in term of utility, Vaporeon can learn more HM’s than Espeon, that’s why I felt like traveling together with Vaporeon back then then everything changed when Glaceon comes
Speaking of pokemon go vaporeon causing a stampede, oh I remember finding a freaking Dragonite on a normal school day coming from leaving the bus stop.
4:26 well actually the Pokédex says that eevee changes appearance to its surroundings to adapt so this could mean that the first vaporeon stayed at water for so long it gained the ability to become water
To all of those spamming a copy pasta related to human and pokemon breeding, STOP! Please leave our cat (maybe fish) dogs alone! They dont deserve that treatment because they are meant for hugs but maybe not umbreon and jolteon because toxic sweat and spikes. Umbreon is good for farmers and jolteon is excellent for power plants. Lets protect our bois and girls from you horrible pokephiles who dont even deserve the cute ones.
Did you know that in terms of human companionship, Umbreon is probably the best? Its smooth fur probably feels like velvet, and its bioluminescent rings make it like a living night light! Perfect for navigating around at night during a power outage, or chasing the monsters from under your kid's bed!
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, umbreon. Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon. A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it's sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it's insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc; It's access to the abilities inner focus and synchronise allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of it's pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes umbreon the most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Yeah I really like Vaporeon's shiny, it's very pleasing to look at! But apparently some people genuinely think shiny Vaporeons are that ugly white colour...
And apparently they too have had to suffer from “furry-baiting” just like Vaporeon (and Flareon and Jolteon as well [and pretty much every other Eeveelution as well]).
Leafeon is my favorite Eeveelution, I'm not really a fan of eevee and its evolution but when they added leafeon I just fell in love, I really like its design and color scheme, but my primary reason for liking it was probably my love for grass type in general, I've always love grass type and I really like their design.
These guys that explain how you can have sex with a pokémon are really weird I just gonna say to those people who say these things to gardevoir or vaporeon Go outside of your house touch the grass
You know when a Pokémon is wronged so much that it slowly just becomes your favourite? It's happened to Flygon and Vaporeon for me now (pretty sure a similar thing happened to a different pokétuber for Castform)
Vaporeon is my favourite because I just think it's really cute and adorable. It's very concerning how many people look at a face like that and go "Hmm fl*shlight"
@@EEE-1409 I find it more funny than anything, but I can see why you might find it disheartening that this is the first thing many people think of when bringing up Vaporeon.
4:12 when you tell his spoiled ass no (seriously though vaporeon is just a cat leave it alone please ffs. like of all pokemon that's what you choose to be weird about? loads of humanoid pokemon and you choose the fucking cat?)
Ikr? Why the beautiful water angel? Is it because water wet?? Idk what about Vaporeon drives even normal people to say borderline zooph*lic things, and I don't think I want to.
I honestly agree with this guy, Vaporeon was my favorite pokemon, then i learned about the copypasta and decided to switch to leafeon, then i realized it was just a random guy on the internet that just wanted to ruin someone's day, and Vaporeon is still my favorite pokemon, i do get a lot of those weird looks when i bring it up in a conversation, even if the conversation is about favorite pokemons
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks. Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility. Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, glaceon is objectively the most athletic pokemon? Lots of us enjoy going outside and enjoy activities in the cold. Glaceon is an ice type pokemon allowing it to learn ice type moves, such as ice beam, meaning you could freeze any lake you want to, and start ice skating. Glaceon also could allow you to play ice hockey using ice beam. Did you know that If your ever getting hot and sweaty from exercising, glaceon can adjust it's body temperature to cool you down. Glaceon also could use blizzard and create snow for a game of yukassen, a Japanese snowball throwing game. Using blizzard again, you could create snowmen which could also be considered a workout, taking into consideration all of the pushing and how heavy the snowman will get. With abilities like these, Glaceon will ensure that you will always stay fit.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
im really late on this one, but when i found this video i though it might be the perfect time to also say something about Vaporeon. When i was like 7-8 i had no phone/pc, only a tv i used to watch all day long, and on a night i can`t remenber the date, i found myself watching pokemon, to be more specific, i was watching a episode where Vaporeon appeared, and i loved it, i just saw him doing those cool water moves, and in that instant Vaporeon became my favourite pokemon no doubt. Skip a few year later im 15, i got some friends and they all know i love Vaporeon a lot, so what did they do? The best thing someone could have ever done for me, they bought a Vaporeon plush and gave it to me as a birthday gift, i was so surprised in that moment i didn`t even know how to react. SO i took it home took him off the box and oh my lord, i could not have loved him more, for a couple of weeks you could not get him off my hands, now days though, i just leave him in my desk, every once in a while i give him a little pet, man, i love Vaporeon ( and my friends ) so much.
Hey guys. Did you know that… Vaporeon live in the black sea near the Crimean Peninsula? Which belongs to Ukraine but has recently been occupied by Russian forces. Ukraine's flag looks like a Vaporeon's ear in my opinion. Vaporeon sometimes come out of the sea and board military vessels at night when there is only one crew member on duty, who is either asleep or watching TV. Vaporeons bribe the crew members to let them stay on the ship and do whatever they want. Vaporeons are natural sailors and love to be in the bridge of the ship, probably pretending to be the captain while he is asleep. some mischievous Vaporeon go under and into the ship where the crew members are sleeping and drench the floor with their water, and then proceed to turn on the lights and then laugh when all the startled crew members slip and hurt themselves, but usually Vaporeon don't do this. Vaporeons like to use ship's giant searchlights to point at random things far away, sometimes at sleeping Krabbys and Pellipers on the rocks to annoy them. This is because Pellipers sometimes bully the Vaporeons and because everyone bullies crabs for no reason. Even you reading this have probably bullied a crab for no reason statistically. Other than using the searchlights, they also like to fire the torpedoes at ANYTHING in the water for no reason at all. they just don't care. If they explode a rich person's seaside house, they will not apologize. But if you happen to be poor, they will apologize, and water your garden, and bring you a metric ton of fish every day for at least 5 years. Unless they forget one day. (They will never remember because they don't have very good memory) But if your grandma is rich and a Vaporeon blows up her house, it will not care. Also, if there are two Vaporeons, sometimes one will stay underwater and race the torpedo. They are very fast, but not as fast as a torpedo. Vaporeons can compete with torpedoes because they are very fast in the water, unlike on land because half of their entire body length is just the fish tail. (About half a meter) WHICH IS USELESS ON LAND. Vaporeon can get hurt by the torpedo when it blows up so nobody don't even know why they do it. Torpedoes are expensive military equipment though so Vaporeons are charged $3000 every time they fire one, and they can only do it when the only crew member is terribly drunk, or an insane psychopath that gives weapons to weird fishes. Weird Fishes is apparently a song by the band "Radiohead" as well. After Vaporeon has had fun on the ship all day it dives back into the water to sleep. (Vaporeon like to sleep next to kelp forests in the rocks) Vaporeon also like to eat Magikarp. Like, lots of it. This is great because Magikarp are pests to everyone. Everyone knows Magikarps will swim up to you and try to extort you of all your money so that when they become Gyarados they won’t attack you. They are like the cartel extorting everyone for protection against THEMSELVES. Vaporeons are not scared of Magikarp at all though, and they just eat them. Sometimes they just kill and eat them for fun! Vaporeons also like to go to lakes in the summer and STEAL all the hotdogs and hamburgers like they’re some soggy pirates. But they don't care for the coleslaw or devilled eggs, they are gross to them. Sometimes if you are on a canoe, a Vaporeon might ask you for beer. (This is what happens when it does not quit its alcoholism) One time a Vaporeon was eating too many fish in the Aleutian Islands in Alaska. So the coast guard was sent to catch it and lured it with coleslaw and devilled eggs. (It didn't know what it tasted like YET and this is part of the reason they're not liked in the Vaporeon community) It was then sent to a jail made of salt. But then it was released to pay for its crimes in 1989 when the Exxon Valdez oil spill happened. The scientists there decided that if water and oil don't like each other then Vaporeon can just make more water to bring down the percentage of oil. there were unforeseen consequences however and this event kickstarted the rising sea level so then Vaporeon was sent back to salt jail where it still is today in 2023 over 30 years later. The jail is made of salt because the scientists figured out that water+salt+electricity separates the water molecules into Hydrogen and Oxygen. For electricity guards Vikavolt were shipped from their native habitat in Hawaii because they were ordered by some dumbass from the lower 48 that thought Hawaii and Alaska were right next to each other on the map. So, the shipping was really expensive, and it would have maybe just been cheaper to use local electric Alaskan Pachirisu as guards for Vaporeon.
Vaporeon is my absolute favorite eeveelution and my second favorite Kanto Pokémon. What made me love it more was because it was your starter in Gale of Darkness and that was the game that got me into Pokémon.
I still have my handmade felt Vaporeon from when I was 2, just old enough as to not forget my English and own a pokémon game. (I relearned English after years of speaking Russian) Its colors are washed out from going through the wash hundreds upon thousands of times. In the new pokémon games I always have a Vaporeon and even had a meme team of pink vaporeons, impossible to beat in double team. (Took me forever to get the pink Vaporeon [My Vaporeon plush is named Dot and still is on my pillow. I’m to old for stuffed bears but I have still Vaporeon])
Vaporeon was the eeveelution i chose all the way back in blue. I picked it cause I thought it was the cutest of the 3. It also ended up being my main means of surfing for that playthrough as well as my main water pokemon. Not to mention vaporeon is one of the several water pokemon I frequently use online. So when that disgusting copypasta appeared, I was very digusted that some fans sunk that low.
Apparently this is the state of the human race right now. Where people think it's funny to make jokes about f*cking a water dog. It's actually baffling!
I’m personally a Flareon fan, but not to say Vaporeon is bad. It’s fun to use, helpful for rain teams and just looks awesome, like the Zora equivalent of a Dog
Hey guys, did you know in terms of Pokémon Go and New York, Yungoos is objectively the most common Pokemon in Pokemon Go AND the least viable Pokemon in Pokemon Go? While in other states, this is not the case, but in New York, Yungoos are everywhere. Every neighborhood you go, Yungoos. Every town, Yungoos. Every borough, Yungoos. At this point, Yungoose should just be the mascot Pokemon of New York. Despite the amount of Yungoos that spawn in New York, they're basically useless, as the maximum Combat Power doesn't even go over the 900 mark, making it a weak Pokemon. In an addition, in order to evolve the Yungoos, it HAS to be in daylight. It CANNOT be in the night. It is REQUIRED to be day in order for Yungoos to evolve. Additionally, the Pokemon Yungoos evolves into, Gumshoos, doesn't even get better. Although the maximum combat power for Gumshoos is 2,185, it still doesn't mean that Yungoos is a good Pokemon. So, if you ever see a Yungoos spawning nearby you, ignore it completely, as it is completely useless, and couldn't do anything to any trainer's Pokemon in any of the leagues. Yungoos would get one shotted in all 3 leagues, Great League, Ultra League, and Master League. Yungoos is not viable in all 3 leagues, nor is it viable in raids, no matter the tier, no matter the weather, and no matter the pokemon. In conclusion, Yungoos is THE least viable Pokemon.
Hey guys, did you know that, in terms of Eeveelutions, Sylveon is the strongest one, however it can be really hard to find a female one for me, which is really weird. Also Flareon is very hot and not in a bad way. Next is Jolteon, who is very very very very *SPIEKEE.* Next up is Leafeon, which can camouflage itself in forests, making it very hard to see them do it. Next let’s talk about Umbreon, whose psychic powers can only be activated at night time. This is why Eevee are so easy to find, along with Espeon’s daytime power. Next is Glaceon, which can only be Female as far as I know, making it hard to reproduce. And lastly, Eevee is cute as f***. Alright that’s 1 or 2 or 3 fact about every single Eeveelu- wait… wait there’s one more… hold on… 5 seconds later: Last 3 Google Search Results: 1. Eevee Evolutions 2. Facts about Vaporeon 3. Bleach
hey do you know in terms of human consumption, Vaporeon is the most eaten pokemon? it's ability to turn into water makes it so that some vaporeon is drank without questioning, and some are partially consumed leaving only a head or tail that can be transformed back, and with it's acid armor it can survive within someone's stomach until they are passed through the body, usually surviving until peed out, but 1 in 10 vaporeon don't survive the stomach, which causes them to be so rare, as humans and pokemon consume them without realizing it making the natural vaporeon population suffer
I always thought Vaporeon was neat, but after playing through a Nuzlocke, I gained a new appreciation for it. It's now one of my favorite water Pokemon.
Меня зовут Кира Йошикагэ. Мне 33 года. Мой дом находится в северо-восточной части Морио, в районе поместий. Работаю в офисе сети магазинов Kame Yu и домой возвращаюсь, самое позднее, в восемь вечера. Не курю, выпиваю изредка. Ложусь спать в 11 вечера и убеждаюсь, что получаю ровно восемь часов сна, несмотря ни на что. Перед сном я пью тёплое молоко, а также минут двадцать уделяю разминке, поэтому до утра сплю без особых проблем. Утром я просыпаюсь, не чувствуя ни усталости, ни стресса, словно младенец. На медосмотре мне сказали, что никаких проблем нет. Я пытаюсь донести, что я обычный человек, который хочет жить спокойной жизнью. Я не забиваю себе голову проблемами вроде побед или поражений, и не обзавожусь врагами, из-за которых не мог бы уснуть. Я знаю наверняка: в таком способе взаимодействия с обществом и кроется счастье. Хотя, если бы мне пришлось сражаться, я бы никому не проиграл.
Mad Milk is a community-created secondary weapon for the Scout. It is a generic glass bottle of a non-milk substance with no cap. The liquid inside sloshes with the player's movements. Unlike the other drinks available to the Scout, Mad Milk can be thrown at enemies as a projectile, and, much like other throwables (such as Jarate), explodes if left in the air for too long. Victims continually drip white beads of substance and are notified by a corresponding white droplet on the HUD, next to their health meter. It is possible for a player to throw a "critical" Mad Milk with a team-colored effect, but the effect is purely cosmetic. Enemies caught within the 200 Hammer units splash radius are soaked in the contents of the jar for 10 seconds. When a target is soaked in Mad Milk, 60% of all damage taken is returned as health to any attacker, with the only exceptions being damage done by an Engineer's Sentry Gun and afterburn damage. The healing provided by Mad Milk does not overheal players. Mad Milk can also extinguish teammates on fire (as well as its user) and reveal enemy Spies. Unlike Jarate, however, it does not short out the Spy's Cloaking device; invisible Spies under the effects of Mad Milk remain invisible and do not have their disguises or team colors revealed, but the dripping white beads make them easy to locate. Aside from dying, the only ways to prematurely remove the effects of Mad Milk are visiting a Resupply locker, Charging, being submerged in water, or being healed for an extended period of time. If the Scout wielding the Mad Milk extinguishes a teammate with the item, the cooldown timer is instantly filled by 20% (leaving only a 16-second time period to recharge as opposed to the normal 20-second timer). If an enemy Pyro manages to deflect the Mad Milk back at the Scout or any of his teammates, the enemy team can use the deflected milk to restore health by doing damage. Similarly, a deflected Mad Milk is also able to extinguish any burning enemies within range. While playing in colorblind mode, a white raindrop icon appears above any players sodden with the weapon.
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You can never stop me
I wish they didn't ruin my favorite pokémon, I'm so sorry Vaporeon you didn't need to suffer this much
@@cadegaming6306 They ruined umbreon. Nobody is safe. Every. Single. eeveelution. has a copy pasta.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While thieir maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means they are likely very calm and and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression again.
Holesome
but if something just randomly startles the flareon and it losses control of it's heat than it could cause you SERIOUS burns if not kill you.
@@JT5555 but they are calm and they can control it's tomperatur
why have i seen this before?
Real chads hug psyduck
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Jolteon is objectively the most usable Pokemon? Many thing we humans use need electricity. When you train your Jolteon to control its voltage you can use them to charge your laptop, your phone or jumpstart your car.
Many modern power supplys have a big range of usable voltages from 100 to 240V and 50 to 60Hz, which means it does not even need to keep a constant voltage. Additionly it can shock you to keep you awake or it can train your muscles with voltage impulses. It can also learn the move flash which reduces the need for a flashlight.
Wholesome copypasta, I like this comment, ty for making it!
@@revenevan11 Thank you for saying that you like my comment ^_^
Even thought Im not crazy about the idea of shiny pokemon that they introduced, shiny Jolteon is one of the best colors imo
Another while some twist. We need one for Vaporeon
This was kind of wholesome, glad there are more actually wholesome “hey guys did you know” Eeveelution copypastas.
Voltorb is awesome, a pokeball somebody threw years ago that gained sentience and started rolling around, based on the Japanese legend that tools come to life after their one hundredth birthday.
That is not a Japanese legend my guy
@@kantuna7443 Tsukumogami. Look it up, it's really old and not very popular anymore, but it exists. Essentially it's the idea that yokais and kamis can take the form of objects
it’s literally just a pokeball
@@Nate-xi4zf there is a japanese legend about tools and objects that become sentient due to yokai and kami spirits
@@Aesyaan yea voltorb design is still terrible
Honestly ever since the copypasta I've felt so bad for Vaporeon
*sigh*
Same....It's like Vaporeon has been sexually harassed...
Same.
I wish I could give it a hug.
Feels like it’s been through so much.
What if she likes it
@@sam_h4rt Then I would be arrested for a life sentence
Oof
It's probably already been said, but...
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human-pokemon companionship, Vaporeon is the most compatible friend for humans? It keeps all of Eevee's perks and adds a couple more. Since it's a Water type, Vaporeon is the most friendly and playful one of the Eeveelutions (and some of them are also really calm and relaxed, so there's variety too). It's also the only one without any fur, so you don't have to worry about it. This bad boy/girl also can pack a pretty wide moveset, and can protect your loved ones when needed, and don't forget that it's a Water type, which can carry you around with Surf or make sure your kids are safe when you're at the beach. But that's not all, it can also learn moves like Scald or Ice Beam, which, with a little training can come in handy if it's too hot or cold outside (think of it like a sprinkler). And last but not least, it's super squishy to the touch, and nice to hug.
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The good ending :)
Noble approves.
I approve of this
Much better
No one tell him about Gardevoir...
Or Lucario...
Or cinderace
GATOREX!!!! CAN YOU REVIEW GARDEVOIR
Or Ditto, or all the Eevee's, Braixen, Sazazzle, or Charizard (or most other starters), Latias and, Latios, or Goodra, or Lycanroc, or Hypno, or Slowpoke or Obstagoon, or, or Zoroark, or Primarina, or Milotic, Arbok, Serperior, Dragonair, Dratini, Gyrados, Seviper, or Floatzel, or Pikachu, Pichu or Fereligator, Lugia (and most of the legendary birds, and dark Lugia Gale of Darkness, good game btw, play it), Mewto and Mew, Silver, Renamon, Guilmon, Lola, Kirby (I bet it sucks, but yeh, people lewd it), Isabelle, Anhka, Sonic Noelle Holiday, Jar Jar Binks, Teletubbies, Blues Clues (Pretty easy to find too if your looking for it), Voltorb and Electrode (yes, shocking, even a literal ball with eyes gets blown up), Magnemite and Magneton (People even feel attracted to magnets).
@@funnyarc So basically don’t ever Google any Pokémon ever if I value my sanity. Gotcha.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of water based pokemon vaporeon is the most cool? :)
Yeah
**cough** **cough** swampert **cough** **cough**
Facts
You forgot the :)
@@swampy725 thank
Vaporeon has been one of my favorites ever since I started playing Pokémon when I was a kid. I also always liked Gardevoir when I was a kid too before I was aware of the internet's perception of it. Weird how two of my favorites have gained such infamy, but to each their own I guess lol.
bruh same, pmd1 made me love gardevoir, long before i had even heard of r34
Lucario is the cool dog
Same
Same, but my favorite was always Buneary and Lopunny 😭
I feel you man, Lucario is my favorite, and it’s suffering.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Sylveon can be the cure to depression? Their cuteness acts like a patch for depression, and will always love you no matter what!
It's like scp-999(the tickle monster) from scp foundation but in a canine-like form with feline features, if sylveon team up with scp-999 they together will be the cure to many mental disorders(no scp-049 they are not the cure to the "pestilence" besides claims that you are the "cure" and dr. bright you can't cut off sylveon ribbon-like feelers to use in gift boxes and clothes with the excuse of "it will grow it again right?")
Lowkey my favorite... maybe that's why I don't have depression.
They're always harassing umbreon and hydregion though, good friends of mine...
Vaporeon looks like the prince of the sea.
The dark blue top is like a mini crown with cool fins on it.
The white part is also like what fancy people had before, or like a jester.
A playful aquatic prince that can turn into water. Also that smile is adorably golden.
And turning into water has some pranking potential too
I would say Vaporeon is the king of the Sea because manaphy is already the prince
Vaporeon kind of looks like the Avatar in my opinion
Vaporeon is not my favorite Eeveelution, but it's neat. It's hidden ability happens to be Hydration, which if it's raining it can benefit only from the damage increase from rain, but also be immune to some status conditions as well, most notably poison. From there one can use Aqua Ring to help keep Vaporeon's high HP up.
Vaporeon's Shiny color happens to be purple, which makes me wonder if game freak sorta did it to make it match to poison, which Acid Armor does happen to be a Poison Status move. If not, Vaporeon still looks interesting anyways-
I love all the Eeveelutions ofc, but Vaporeon is my favorite by far
For me, Vaporeon is in the lower half of my favorite Eeveelutions. Above Glaceon and Leafeon, but below everything else including unevolved Eevee. Thing is, this is my favorite family of Pokemon and so "lower half" is not a bad placement within it at all.
shiny colors in older games weren't picked on purpose. it's to do with how colors are programmed and rendered in the gameboy color and essentially to make shinies the code for the normal colors on all the pokemon were "rotated" which basically turned ALL the blue pokemon at the time purple or red. also this produced a lot of bizarre and hated color pallets too for many early pokemon sprites
I tier all of the eeveelution but its your choice if am wrong lol
1 umbreon especially the shiny form
2 flareon
3 glaceon
4 sylveon especially the shiny form
5 vaporeon
6 leafeon
7 jolteon
8 espeon
That's why, _in terms of water based pokemon--_
DeNA knew what they were doing assigning Vaporeon to Misty’s new Sygna Suit
I was born in the right generation
I was born in the wrong generation
sygna nuts
I was born in a very interesting generation
Ah a fellow Pokemon Masters enjoyer
If you aren't gonna keep this sweet fish cat wholesome, at least keep it behind closed curtains
That’s exactly what I do
Same, except when the meme is already mentioned.
@@waluigist
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The memes are hilarious, but I do think some people get a little annoying about it.
Do you have a right to take away lawful freedom of expression just because you don't like it?
bro i swear i was afraid of evolving my eeve to vaporeon just cuz i didn't want someone to think i was weird
If someone thinks dirty thoughts about you having an iconic classic Pokemon in your party, *they're* the weird one.
If you get it after the others people won’t think it’s weird
@@bat6353 FACTS
@@bat6353 but its when they become the majority then you become the weird one
“Hey, did you know that-“
SHUT.
Imagine causing a whole stampede of angry NYC'ers to come after you just because you spontaneously came into existence
Vaporeon was quite literally the reason I love Pokémon. My friend and I would look at the Kalos Pokémon handbook on the bus to school and we really liked looking at Eevee and its eveolutions. Then I saw Vaporeon, this awesome looking fish-cat and I loved it so much! From there I started actually getting into Pokémon. I watched the eeveelution special where Sylveon was shown off and started the x&Y anime. I’ve never looked back since and Vaporeon is still my favorite Pokémon to this day :)
@Nerd 57 I've got a canon internet knife 🔪 step down
The internet has tainted my mind and i can only look at your comment in a sexual way
Fuck I have vaporoen in Pokemon sword
I don't use it
Vaporeon is a great pokemon I agree!
good job. dont let anyone take vaporeon away from you
Hey guys,did you know that in terms of friendship, all of eeveelutions show a great potential, as all of them show characteristics we admire of cat, and the energetic joy of foxes, creating a perfect friend to a human!
I would pick Flareon due to the fluffyness
But sylveon literally needs a lot of friendship to evolve, so I think sylveon is the most friendly Eeveelution
@@CR1MSONACE good point
@@CR1MSONACE the umbreon and espeon at the back, cryin
@@mrredapple2572 those aren't as much friendship? in pokemon go, they don't need nearly as much, just 10 Kilometres walked with it as your buddy, where Sylveon is 70 hearts
Glaceon has an awesome design to me, especially since it looks like it’s wearing clothes. The little hat with the second “ears” acting as laces around snow caps. There’s also the darker colors around it’s pads and lower sections of the legs. They look like lil snow booties 🥾
Anyway that’s why I love frozen vaporeon
If you can't find an ice rock but still really want a Glaceon, you can make one using a Vaporeon and a freezer or a Frost Rotom.
Me too. in fact, my OC was based off of a Glaceon
Also glaceon happens to be the only eeveelution I can find with a good g mod player model on the workshop as of now
Glaceon is my favourite pokemon and it won't ever change 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
I think Jolteon is kinda cool, is like hugging a fluffy defibrillator
Was not the "fluff" spiky?
@@pumba9973 i imagine jolteon's fluff not actually being spiky, just shaped like spikes that is still soft
Oh, the throwback! I used to play TCG around the same time and absolutely loved that deck! EeBeelutions, Tool Drop, Night March... I actually have a trophy from a Regionals that is one of my most prized Pokémon possessions, and I actually went against that deck on Top 8!
Thank you for this and awesome video as always! Umbreon is my favourite, tho!
Yo? That’s pretty cool. I only ever played in Leagues and online, but that would be so neat to top. But yeah, I like being able to jump back in when and where I can. And Umbreon being one of the first Dark type Pokémon is neat.
glad to know that someone else in this world thinks that Umbreon is the best
@@NebuIize I’m pretty sure there’s a copypasta of the same caliber for umbreon too, don’t worry
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Vaporeon is my favorite pokemon. The copypasta was somewhat funny at first, but it's really annoying to see it on anything vaporeon related now
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
@@reimuhater2781 Ok please leave my moon cat doggo alone because toxic sweat would kill you if you were to do THAT
@@reimuhater2781 I was fine until the toxic sweat part
@@Dylan-Frost when umbreon is angry it’s sweat becomes toxic and it will shoot the toxins into the offender’s eyes
-Pokédex
Don’t offend umbreon guys
@@reimuhater2781 Ok, hold the f up
take a UV lamp to your plushes or i will never trust you.
The most hilarious part of the meme, at least for me, is just how adorable and innocent Vaporeon looks with its happy :3 face. It combines beautifully with the absolute degeneracy of the pasta and makes all of the memes with vaporeon in glass jars etc that much funnier.
I always liked Glaceon. In fact, one of the Pokemon in my "Disabled Pokemon" collection on DeviantArt (to encourage fair treatment of the disabled and disordered among my fans) is a Glaceon with a prosthetic. I also have a normal-looking Umbreon coming, the thing with him beyond his clipped ear is that he has asthma, making him unable to battle until it's under control. Moon the Umbreon likes to dream, though, and has a sort of playground where he can fight his imaginary enemies. His trainer always watches him, though. In his excitement, Moon can get carried away and start breathing hard, leading to an asthma attack.
I'm planning to feature all the Eeveelutions in my collection, plus other Pokemon.
Aww! That sounds great! How’s that been going for you?
Aww, that's kinda sad. But an interesting idea nonetheless.
A character in my story decided to look after a disabled Luxray
food
I have asthma so I can relate to that umbreon
Vaporeon was actually my Eevee evo of choice in the RB days. Putting that meme aside, it's great to see that Vaporeon is getting lots of positive attention from people who appreciate it.
Putting Vaporeon in a jar will never contain him. Because he can simply *become* a fluid, which means any liquid put in the jar will allow vaporeon to simply leap out or drip out the second he has a chance
Mason jars are WATER TIGHT tho
@@JackRogers-x9eThere's no doubt in my mind that a healthy Vaporeon can punch through any jar. Just stop putting them in jars okay? They're bloody water dogs Jesus christ
Vaporeon was my childhood favorite Eeveelution. As an adult I like Espeon more, but Vaporeon will always hold a special place in my heart.
I also like Espeon and Vaporeon
a special place in our heart and d!cks.
finally someone else who actualy thinks that vaporeon is a good pokemon and shouldnt be liked for the hey guys reason
the good reason is the white vaporeon.
@@legendaryrider4229ur literally being z00ph1lic wtf😊
@@KitsuRuby fr
@Legendary Rider only if it's food coloring and you have some red ones in there with some normal ones to make the American flag.
@@legendaryrider4229White Vaporeons are a crime
I seriously hate copy pastas of it because it’s not funny and never was from the beginning
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Hey, guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Types, Vaporeon's my favorite? It's a cat that's actually a liquid, and also a literal cat fish. Not only that, its Ability Water Absorb makes it the perfect Pokémon to cry into the shoulders of. Water Absorb also negates the downside of Surf if your other Pokémon uses it in a Double Battle. It evolves from Eevee, a very friendly Pokémon, so you can give it so many chin scritches.
On the subject of water cats they should make a water cat starter and let us have all 3 starter cats in one game.
Vaporeon most huggable?
I’m glad to finally get a break and just hear someone appreciate their particular favourite in such a calm manner.
Vaporeon is my favorite eeveelution, so I wish people didn't sexualize it.
Joker: "theRe's n0 laWs aGainST tHe pOKemOn batMa-"
Ok
Good
Great
EXCELLENT
**Joker Faints*
THANKYOU!
Vaporeon is always going around depressed by this...
Also... Yes, I was holding some juice.
is flareon orange or red
@@scpagenthex7307 Orange. Due to the old graphical capabilities the people who drew art for my pal flareon couldn't use the right shade.
@@Z-Vee You really mean "orange"? No... it´s brown! I saw it with my own eyes (except these are not my eyes, of course)
@@ybrikxe ayo bruh cut it out cut it out
Omg
Fluffy
Did you come back from the dead?
P.S: Fluffy was my old eevee in pokemon quest
But i used him for training and i didnt read the pop up before. Low and behold, he got battered by my vulpix, Tina.
Your right the ‘questionable’ people should leave vaporeon alone
"theRe's nO laWs aGainsT the pOKemOn batMa-"
**Loads AK 47*
Vaporeon is definitely my favorite in terms of the original Eeveelutions playing Red/Blue as a kid. It's such a beautiful Pokémon and the design aged well. Although Glaceon, Sylveon, and Leafeon now took over its place, I still love it dearly. However, I'm certainly against the people who do the ridiculous meme about the poor thing. That side of the fandom is indeed unhealthy. In my Super Eeveelution story, my big Vaporeon, named Crystal, is definitely a monster in size and power.
All jokes aside, Vaporeon is one of those Kanto designs that has really grown on me (likely due to how good it is competitively) and it's just a solid design.
Exactly it's also solid for human d!icks.
@@legendaryrider4229Wtf
I remember the first time I saw Vaporeon as a kid, it was at my cousins house. He grew up with the first couple of generations and had a lot of old cards, and let me look through his binder. Inside was this Vaporeon card and the way it was depicted in the artwork really freaked me out
Yeah... Poor Vaporeon... I felt so fucking bad when I saw that greentext the first time
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
@@reimuhater2781 wtf is wrong with you
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
9 years old me: * Sees Vaporeon for the first time *
Also me: OH MY GOD HE'S SO CUTE! I know the community treats him right!
*Me severals years leater: I didn't think a Pokemon would make me lose faith in humanity.*
Sometimes I hate this fandom
my favorite Eeveelution by far is Glaceon, it was Vaporeon back then when I played Fire Red on my emulator, sure Espeon has better charm and looks but in term of utility, Vaporeon can learn more HM’s than Espeon, that’s why I felt like traveling together with Vaporeon back then
then everything changed when Glaceon comes
Yay I’m ur fave!
@@nepp- better love story than twilight
@@reimuhater2781 Better chill before someone hits them with a certain coypasta o-0
:O
@@reimuhater2781 what are you talking about
Vapy literally sweeped all the gyms for me lmao i love him
I'll leave Vaporeon alone...
....Inside a mason jar.
No!
NO STOP
Chris Croconaw sobbing uncontrollably underneath a blanket, "Leave Vaporeon alone!!"
Speaking of pokemon go vaporeon causing a stampede, oh I remember finding a freaking Dragonite on a normal school day coming from leaving the bus stop.
4:26 well actually the Pokédex says that eevee changes appearance to its surroundings to adapt so this could mean that the first vaporeon stayed at water for so long it gained the ability to become water
Finally, after decades of time traveling, I have found the one normal Vaporeon video.
1:47 I sometimes pet my Pokémon Plush and also boop Popplio's nose because it is best Water Starter.
Vaporeon I did use in the games before, but my favorite Pokemon recently is grimsnarl,toxcity but my favorite sinoh Pokemon is piplup and it's evos.
I always loved Vaporeon, but this video made me appreciate it a little bit more
Imagine if this works, and then lucario starts ending up in mason jars
"Get in the jar Vaporeon
Or Lucario goes back in"
Man why did it have to be Vaporeon that gets the jar treatment. THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS
0:32 and flareon is literally the most huggable eeveelution.
No. It's Vaporeon
@@EEE-1409drench a hairless cat and give it a cone and you have vaporeon
@@ber-ev6vo Dolphin Fox
To all of those spamming a copy pasta related to human and pokemon breeding, STOP! Please leave our cat (maybe fish) dogs alone! They dont deserve that treatment because they are meant for hugs but maybe not umbreon and jolteon because toxic sweat and spikes. Umbreon is good for farmers and jolteon is excellent for power plants. Lets protect our bois and girls from you horrible pokephiles who dont even deserve the cute ones.
@Spectator of RUclips Hmmm yes very smart of you to not read and just post anyways, very intellect.
Did you know that in terms of human companionship, Umbreon is probably the best?
Its smooth fur probably feels like velvet, and its bioluminescent rings make it like a living night light! Perfect for navigating around at night during a power outage, or chasing the monsters from under your kid's bed!
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, umbreon.
Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued.
Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon.
A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it's sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it's insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance.
Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc;
It's access to the abilities inner focus and synchronise allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of it's pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes umbreon the most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
@@reimuhater2781 goddamn, where did that one even come from
@@reimuhater2781 All the eeveelutions are gonna fall now
Also, Vaporeon has the best shiny form out of the original trio.
Yeah I really like Vaporeon's shiny, it's very pleasing to look at! But apparently some people genuinely think shiny Vaporeons are that ugly white colour...
I thought this video would be about the "other reason."
People forget that they are gonna get left with Eevee mutant human babies.
I'm not vaporeon but I'm too melting away by this cute little plusssie IT'S SO FRICKING CUTEEEEE
3:15 Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails?
If they were horriblely put into the pokemon anime
And apparently they too have had to suffer from “furry-baiting” just like Vaporeon (and Flareon and Jolteon as well [and pretty much every other Eeveelution as well]).
"Stop it, Get some help."
-Micheal Jordan
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of pokemon vaporeon is the most FEESH
my fav part: 4:00
Leafeon is my favorite Eeveelution, I'm not really a fan of eevee and its evolution but when they added leafeon I just fell in love, I really like its design and color scheme, but my primary reason for liking it was probably my love for grass type in general, I've always love grass type and I really like their design.
These guys that explain how you can have sex with a pokémon are really weird
I just gonna say to those people who say these things to gardevoir or vaporeon
Go outside of your house touch the grass
You know when a Pokémon is wronged so much that it slowly just becomes your favourite?
It's happened to Flygon and Vaporeon for me now (pretty sure a similar thing happened to a different pokétuber for Castform)
Vaporeon is my favourite because I just think it's really cute and adorable. It's very concerning how many people look at a face like that and go "Hmm fl*shlight"
It's impressive how much havoc one copy pasta has wrought.
It's depressing. But we must stay strong.
@@EEE-1409 I find it more funny than anything, but I can see why you might find it disheartening that this is the first thing many people think of when bringing up Vaporeon.
That scientist was making an excuse to avoid saying that he has a fetish with vaporeon
4:12 when you tell his spoiled ass no
(seriously though vaporeon is just a cat leave it alone please ffs. like of all pokemon that's what you choose to be weird about? loads of humanoid pokemon and you choose the fucking cat?)
Ikr? Why the beautiful water angel? Is it because water wet?? Idk what about Vaporeon drives even normal people to say borderline zooph*lic things, and I don't think I want to.
I never expected that particular post to spawn a really good video. I guess there really is a silver lining in every cloud
I honestly agree with this guy, Vaporeon was my favorite pokemon, then i learned about the copypasta and decided to switch to leafeon, then i realized it was just a random guy on the internet that just wanted to ruin someone's day, and Vaporeon is still my favorite pokemon, i do get a lot of those weird looks when i bring it up in a conversation, even if the conversation is about favorite pokemons
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.
Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.
Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
You’d think if I put kool aid mix on Vaporeon, he’d change color?
That's actually something I'd like to see
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, glaceon is objectively the most athletic pokemon? Lots of us enjoy going outside and enjoy activities in the cold.
Glaceon is an ice type pokemon allowing it to learn ice type moves, such as ice beam, meaning you could freeze any lake you want to, and start ice skating. Glaceon also could allow you to play ice hockey using ice beam. Did you know that If your ever getting hot and sweaty from exercising, glaceon can adjust it's body temperature to cool you down. Glaceon also could use blizzard and create snow for a game of yukassen, a Japanese snowball throwing game. Using blizzard again, you could create snowmen which could also be considered a workout, taking into consideration all of the pushing and how heavy the snowman will get. With abilities like these, Glaceon will ensure that you will always stay fit.
Lol
thanks for the glacy ver!
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
What in the fuck
This had no right being like 4 paragraphs
im really late on this one, but when i found this video i though it might be the perfect time to also say something about Vaporeon.
When i was like 7-8 i had no phone/pc, only a tv i used to watch all day long, and on a night i can`t remenber the date, i found myself watching pokemon, to be more specific, i was watching a episode where Vaporeon appeared, and i loved it, i just saw him doing those cool water moves, and in that instant Vaporeon became my favourite pokemon no doubt. Skip a few year later im 15, i got some friends and they all know i love Vaporeon a lot, so what did they do? The best thing someone could have ever done for me, they bought a Vaporeon plush and gave it to me as a birthday gift, i was so surprised in that moment i didn`t even know how to react. SO i took it home took him off the box and oh my lord, i could not have loved him more, for a couple of weeks you could not get him off my hands, now days though, i just leave him in my desk, every once in a while i give him a little pet, man, i love Vaporeon ( and my friends ) so much.
Hey guys. Did you know that…
Vaporeon live in the black sea near the Crimean Peninsula? Which belongs to Ukraine but has recently been occupied by Russian forces. Ukraine's flag looks like a Vaporeon's ear in my opinion. Vaporeon sometimes come out of the sea and board military vessels at night when there is only one crew member on duty, who is either asleep or watching TV. Vaporeons bribe the crew members to let them stay on the ship and do whatever they want. Vaporeons are natural sailors and love to be in the bridge of the ship, probably pretending to be the captain while he is asleep. some mischievous Vaporeon go under and into the ship where the crew members are sleeping and drench the floor with their water, and then proceed to turn on the lights and then laugh when all the startled crew members slip and hurt themselves, but usually Vaporeon don't do this.
Vaporeons like to use ship's giant searchlights to point at random things far away, sometimes at sleeping Krabbys and Pellipers on the rocks to annoy them. This is because Pellipers sometimes bully the Vaporeons and because everyone bullies crabs for no reason. Even you reading this have probably bullied a crab for no reason statistically. Other than using the searchlights, they also like to fire the torpedoes at ANYTHING in the water for no reason at all. they just don't care. If they explode a rich person's seaside house, they will not apologize. But if you happen to be poor, they will apologize, and water your garden, and bring you a metric ton of fish every day for at least 5 years. Unless they forget one day. (They will never remember because they don't have very good memory) But if your grandma is rich and a Vaporeon blows up her house, it will not care.
Also, if there are two Vaporeons, sometimes one will stay underwater and race the torpedo. They are very fast, but not as fast as a torpedo. Vaporeons can compete with torpedoes because they are very fast in the water, unlike on land because half of their entire body length is just the fish tail. (About half a meter) WHICH IS USELESS ON LAND. Vaporeon can get hurt by the torpedo when it blows up so nobody don't even know why they do it. Torpedoes are expensive military equipment though so Vaporeons are charged $3000 every time they fire one, and they can only do it when the only crew member is terribly drunk, or an insane psychopath that gives weapons to weird fishes. Weird Fishes is apparently a song by the band "Radiohead" as well.
After Vaporeon has had fun on the ship all day it dives back into the water to sleep. (Vaporeon like to sleep next to kelp forests in the rocks) Vaporeon also like to eat Magikarp. Like, lots of it. This is great because Magikarp are pests to everyone. Everyone knows Magikarps will swim up to you and try to extort you of all your money so that when they become Gyarados they won’t attack you. They are like the cartel extorting everyone for protection against THEMSELVES. Vaporeons are not scared of Magikarp at all though, and they just eat them. Sometimes they just kill and eat them for fun!
Vaporeons also like to go to lakes in the summer and STEAL all the hotdogs and hamburgers like they’re some soggy pirates. But they don't care for the coleslaw or devilled eggs, they are gross to them. Sometimes if you are on a canoe, a Vaporeon might ask you for beer. (This is what happens when it does not quit its alcoholism)
One time a Vaporeon was eating too many fish in the Aleutian Islands in Alaska. So the coast guard was sent to catch it and lured it with coleslaw and devilled eggs. (It didn't know what it tasted like YET and this is part of the reason they're not liked in the Vaporeon community) It was then sent to a jail made of salt. But then it was released to pay for its crimes in 1989 when the Exxon Valdez oil spill happened. The scientists there decided that if water and oil don't like each other then Vaporeon can just make more water to bring down the percentage of oil. there were unforeseen consequences however and this event kickstarted the rising sea level so then Vaporeon was sent back to salt jail where it still is today in 2023 over 30 years later.
The jail is made of salt because the scientists figured out that water+salt+electricity separates the water molecules into Hydrogen and Oxygen. For electricity guards Vikavolt were shipped from their native habitat in Hawaii because they were ordered by some dumbass from the lower 48 that thought Hawaii and Alaska were right next to each other on the map. So, the shipping was really expensive, and it would have maybe just been cheaper to use local electric Alaskan Pachirisu as guards for Vaporeon.
Vaporeon is my absolute favorite eeveelution and my second favorite Kanto Pokémon. What made me love it more was because it was your starter in Gale of Darkness and that was the game that got me into Pokémon.
Umbreon / Espeon aren't the actual starters at XD?
vaporion was my favorite pokemon and i am grateful for this video to show hw great of a pokemon vaporion is
I still have my handmade felt Vaporeon from when I was 2, just old enough as to not forget my English and own a pokémon game. (I relearned English after years of speaking Russian) Its colors are washed out from going through the wash hundreds upon thousands of times. In the new pokémon games I always have a Vaporeon and even had a meme team of pink vaporeons, impossible to beat in double team. (Took me forever to get the pink Vaporeon [My Vaporeon plush is named Dot and still is on my pillow. I’m to old for stuffed bears but I have still Vaporeon])
I'll never see 'shiny' vaporeons the same again.
Remember, Most compatible doesn't mean the Only compatible.
*Remembers the meme about Ash's mom and Mr Mime*
Or Wailord x Skitty.
It just works.
@@funnyarc Thank you for reminding me of that wholesome pair and brightening up my day.
Vaporeon was the eeveelution i chose all the way back in blue. I picked it cause I thought it was the cutest of the 3. It also ended up being my main means of surfing for that playthrough as well as my main water pokemon. Not to mention vaporeon is one of the several water pokemon I frequently use online. So when that disgusting copypasta appeared, I was very digusted that some fans sunk that low.
Apparently this is the state of the human race right now. Where people think it's funny to make jokes about f*cking a water dog. It's actually baffling!
The Joker: "theRe's nO laWs aGainsT the pOKemOn batMa-"
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**Joker Faints*
I’m personally a Flareon fan, but not to say Vaporeon is bad. It’s fun to use, helpful for rain teams and just looks awesome, like the Zora equivalent of a Dog
The internet ruins everything we love.
Hey guys, did you know in terms of Pokémon Go and New York, Yungoos is objectively the most common Pokemon in Pokemon Go AND the least viable Pokemon in Pokemon Go? While in other states, this is not the case, but in New York, Yungoos are everywhere. Every neighborhood you go, Yungoos. Every town, Yungoos. Every borough, Yungoos. At this point, Yungoose should just be the mascot Pokemon of New York. Despite the amount of Yungoos that spawn in New York, they're basically useless, as the maximum Combat Power doesn't even go over the 900 mark, making it a weak Pokemon. In an addition, in order to evolve the Yungoos, it HAS to be in daylight. It CANNOT be in the night. It is REQUIRED to be day in order for Yungoos to evolve. Additionally, the Pokemon Yungoos evolves into, Gumshoos, doesn't even get better. Although the maximum combat power for Gumshoos is 2,185, it still doesn't mean that Yungoos is a good Pokemon. So, if you ever see a Yungoos spawning nearby you, ignore it completely, as it is completely useless, and couldn't do anything to any trainer's Pokemon in any of the leagues. Yungoos would get one shotted in all 3 leagues, Great League, Ultra League, and Master League. Yungoos is not viable in all 3 leagues, nor is it viable in raids, no matter the tier, no matter the weather, and no matter the pokemon. In conclusion, Yungoos is THE least viable Pokemon.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of water based Pokemon vapoeron is the most...
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2:39 the white spots on vaporeon eyes are just reflections confirmed
Oh, thanks
1:53 I did get that one at toys r us too
Hey guys, did you know that, in terms of Eeveelutions, Sylveon is the strongest one, however it can be really hard to find a female one for me, which is really weird. Also Flareon is very hot and not in a bad way. Next is Jolteon, who is very very very very *SPIEKEE.* Next up is Leafeon, which can camouflage itself in forests, making it very hard to see them do it. Next let’s talk about Umbreon, whose psychic powers can only be activated at night time. This is why Eevee are so easy to find, along with Espeon’s daytime power. Next is Glaceon, which can only be Female as far as I know, making it hard to reproduce. And lastly, Eevee is cute as f***. Alright that’s 1 or 2 or 3 fact about every single Eeveelu- wait… wait there’s one more… hold on…
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Last 3 Google Search Results:
1. Eevee Evolutions
2. Facts about Vaporeon
3. Bleach
...I feel like you've never actually caught a single glaceon
hey do you know in terms of human consumption, Vaporeon is the most eaten pokemon? it's ability to turn into water makes it so that some vaporeon is drank without questioning, and some are partially consumed leaving only a head or tail that can be transformed back, and with it's acid armor it can survive within someone's stomach until they are passed through the body, usually surviving until peed out, but 1 in 10 vaporeon don't survive the stomach, which causes them to be so rare, as humans and pokemon consume them without realizing it making the natural vaporeon population suffer
I always thought Vaporeon was neat, but after playing through a Nuzlocke, I gained a new appreciation for it. It's now one of my favorite water Pokemon.
if vaporeon was in your nuzlocke then i guess your d!ck was in the death box.
In general, earlier Pokemon designs have pretty much always been liked by the majority of the fan base for their more simplistic and sharp designs.
Меня зовут Кира Йошикагэ. Мне 33 года. Мой дом находится в северо-восточной части Морио, в районе поместий. Работаю в офисе сети магазинов Kame Yu и домой возвращаюсь, самое позднее, в восемь вечера. Не курю, выпиваю изредка. Ложусь спать в 11 вечера и убеждаюсь, что получаю ровно восемь часов сна, несмотря ни на что. Перед сном я пью тёплое молоко, а также минут двадцать уделяю разминке, поэтому до утра сплю без особых проблем. Утром я просыпаюсь, не чувствуя ни усталости, ни стресса, словно младенец. На медосмотре мне сказали, что никаких проблем нет. Я пытаюсь донести, что я обычный человек, который хочет жить спокойной жизнью. Я не забиваю себе голову проблемами вроде побед или поражений, и не обзавожусь врагами, из-за которых не мог бы уснуть. Я знаю наверняка: в таком способе взаимодействия с обществом и кроется счастье. Хотя, если бы мне пришлось сражаться, я бы никому не проиграл.
Mad Milk is a community-created secondary weapon for the Scout. It is a generic glass bottle of a non-milk substance with no cap. The liquid inside sloshes with the player's movements.
Unlike the other drinks available to the Scout, Mad Milk can be thrown at enemies as a projectile, and, much like other throwables (such as Jarate), explodes if left in the air for too long. Victims continually drip white beads of substance and are notified by a corresponding white droplet on the HUD, next to their health meter. It is possible for a player to throw a "critical" Mad Milk with a team-colored effect, but the effect is purely cosmetic.
Enemies caught within the 200 Hammer units splash radius are soaked in the contents of the jar for 10 seconds. When a target is soaked in Mad Milk, 60% of all damage taken is returned as health to any attacker, with the only exceptions being damage done by an Engineer's Sentry Gun and afterburn damage. The healing provided by Mad Milk does not overheal players.
Mad Milk can also extinguish teammates on fire (as well as its user) and reveal enemy Spies. Unlike Jarate, however, it does not short out the Spy's Cloaking device; invisible Spies under the effects of Mad Milk remain invisible and do not have their disguises or team colors revealed, but the dripping white beads make them easy to locate.
Aside from dying, the only ways to prematurely remove the effects of Mad Milk are visiting a Resupply locker, Charging, being submerged in water, or being healed for an extended period of time.
If the Scout wielding the Mad Milk extinguishes a teammate with the item, the cooldown timer is instantly filled by 20% (leaving only a 16-second time period to recharge as opposed to the normal 20-second timer).
If an enemy Pyro manages to deflect the Mad Milk back at the Scout or any of his teammates, the enemy team can use the deflected milk to restore health by doing damage. Similarly, a deflected Mad Milk is also able to extinguish any burning enemies within range.
While playing in colorblind mode, a white raindrop icon appears above any players sodden with the weapon.
You forgot to mention vaporeon is the actual ambassador of water v:
If Vaporeon swims in a pool of semen, Does Vaporeon B E C O M E semen?
No, only water.
I'm more of a Jolteon trainer, but Vaporeon is better than Flareon at least.
I'm the exact same tbh
Jolteon is my favourite eeveelution
Same here! Jolteon is my fave but Vaporeon is a close second
NO SLEEP is one of those things that has no right to exist but it does and experiencing it is a must. The only thing I can say about it is _PLEASEW_