I despise this update. Mainly because I enjoy using the MI-24, which in real life could survive a few shots from a 30mm because of it's titanium armor, but not in war thunder. A single 7.62 flies past? F you, no more weapons!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Couple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. What'd you get? Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. You want to go first? No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out. Out? Out where? Out there. Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. Look at that. Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. Thank you. OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful.
as someone who is currently grinding with the jagdtiger, when fighting m109s shoot the left side of the hull, so ur shell will detonate, otherwise u aint doing anything against those
Day 88 asking to Malzi to play Air Realistic with team and enemy have same color. But if there are the same countries on both sides you don't need to do because I want give you challenge, not see you suffer.
Malzi is beginning to vent his frustrations via editing of raging dialogue. I feel him.
A good batch of BRUUUUH.
Peter Griffin hates what ‼️‼️‼️
Snickers 🗣️🗣️🗣️⚡⚡⚡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️
@@felipeviana8893 pet0r would never says this i'm literally pissing and shitting and cumming and crying right now fr
Stupid game anyway
@@otavio5627 🤡
Cas players
1:18 I love that update, they made helicopters actually die after being shot instead of tanking 4 missiles and still flying without a tail rotor.
Ongg, zero sympathy for helis and heli players
@@khan-artist2443 as things should be
Doesn't seem tied to any actual physically modelled things in the heli though, just seems like random chance unless I missed something.
I despise this update. Mainly because I enjoy using the MI-24, which in real life could survive a few shots from a 30mm because of it's titanium armor, but not in war thunder. A single 7.62 flies past? F you, no more weapons!
I agree
2:36 That must have jumpscared the hell out of everyone.
Wouldve left everyone nearby with tinnitus
First time i see and instant fuse
@@ducduynguyen9084 They're only useful on planes that can accurately drop them from far enough away not to blow themselves up too lol
Assault fuze can be pretty funny sometimes
it did jumpscare me at least
I see you’ve discovered Peter Griffins ravenous hatred.
0:20 bro had enough
his rage turned him Ray Cist
based
calm down Malzi 😂
2:34 ENEMY TATICAL BALISTIC MISSILE INCOMING
WOOP WOOOP INCOMING INCOMING WOOP WOOP
At this point, I think he's purposely denying us spicy Jewish clarinet now
The avionics damage has ruined helis you can’t change my mind 😂
I finished the french army tree, not gonna play warthunder anymore until they add a real ground mode, cya sukkers!
Malzi reminds us what day of the week is... Every week
The amount of chocolate said in this video😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Malzi slowly losing his mind
That F4F had your postal code i swear lol
1:10 Why is no one talking about SczecunPL?😭
Helicopter rushers when their helicopters can now be damaged by a fricking 50 pound explosive telephone pole:
6.7 German is the most cursed german br, lose 9 game out of 10
Never stop making these, they are a breath of fresh of fresh air
1:50 bro really said good luck
Day 98 of continuing for grassguy and asking Malzi to touch grass
Rip the "grass guy" :(
Peter voice lines best xD
1:10 that is perfect
the heli avionics getting damaged is the only GOOD part of the new update
0:00 what a great team work
Ground RB would be so goated without planes.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Thank you.
OK.
You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
That's awful.
Mom i was in a YT Video 😊 2:22
that suprise bomb..lol
0:20 Malzi has lost it
Is that thumbnail of the world or the tank? 🗿
First clip. Damn you got so WarThundered it gave ME emotional damage.
That ending 😂
not the second plane 😔
Mr Malzi a second plane has hit the D point 🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
I'm with Peter...
as someone who is currently grinding with the jagdtiger, when fighting m109s shoot the left side of the hull, so ur shell will detonate, otherwise u aint doing anything against those
1:15 you deserve that for playing helicopter.
this whole video shows an avarage day in WT ^^
War thunder loves to throw garbage at us
Day1 Ask malzi to stop WarThunder
The grind must continue
Yeah bro the pain must continue
There were actually 14 F-14s... ☠
Last game. Hit hit hit non pen, I dead. I cry
Me: just chilling
WT(with the force of a thousand suns): PING
DAH
DEAD
My ears to heaven (i have no idea why they speak Russian): Priviet
1:33 ah yeah
Real
Another day another “bruhhhhhh” video
Today I saw how Yak-9K killed Ferdinand by cannon...
Malzi, do your toes curl?
They curl so hard into his feet that it draws blood
Malzi has to play naval to calm down :)))
malzi and iranian f14 🤩
Bo armor, best armor.
0:56 AJAAHAHAHAHAHHAH MALZI NO WAY AHAHAHAHAHAH
как раз под еду, спасибо малзи)
wonderful start
great ending😀
i literally can’t play helicopters after this update 😢
The only bruuh I didnt want to see (It's the last day of school holidays)
1:02 PHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH😂
A b-29! How weird!
I need to know if that peter griffin is mod or edited right now
Bruh indeed
Day 1 asking Malzi to play war thunder mobile
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 밥먹기전 보는 영상
malzi decal when
Day 2 of asking Malzi to play the TAM 2C
Day 40 of asking Malzi to create a new serie call ''SubscriBruhhh''
1:19 - best update, heli's are f ing stupid, added to the game just to make money
Day 1, of beging Malzi to touch Grass Guy
Malzi F14 ❤️:3🙏
Where is that one song?!
bruhh🗿🗿
0:20 subtle
Day 357 of asking Malzi to play the Char 2C Bis at top BR
Day 208 of asking Malzi to play the Elc bis
Day 135 of asking Malzi to play War Thunder Mobile
What's wrong with you
@@anarchopupgirl he dropped a comment, what's wrong with you?
Iltimos kv 2 tankida ham o'ynang
Who is malzi🤣 0:57
Day 3 of asking malzi to buy me the leopard 2a4m
where's the usual music
Day 89 of asking Malzi to play naval top tier
Day 107 of asking Malzi to play the M22 with SAP
Day 253 of asking comrade Malzi to play the SU100Y
День 64: просить Malzi переводить свои надписи на русский язык
so is emotional damange what malzi did to the enemy, since he didn't kill it, or was it emotional damage to malzi for not killing the enemy
0:55 Germanium
Those sturmtiger deaths were deserved imo, you were using bushes.
Asking Malzi for finally touch grass on video day 95
tHE PETER SAYING I HATE n AND SON F A BIT I HAT OMG xd
Day 14 of asking Malzi to play the MIg-23MLd
Jagdtiger tho
Malzi play on top tier ships. Day 349 𓀐𓂺
please play object 279 high explosive only
Day 106 of asking Malzi to play with hungarian tanks and change your language to hungarian to become the true hungarian
0:20 and 1:30 is based
Day 88 asking to Malzi to play Air Realistic with team and enemy have same color. But if there are the same countries on both sides you don't need to do because I want give you challenge, not see you suffer.
Hi 👋 Malzi
8 minutes ago is diabolical
E100.mp4?
1:47 wth
Day 212 of asking Malzi to play Obj 268
Day 9 of supporting that feet guy for Malzi's feet reveal
Voice reveal when
Day 76