So Hysterical! Many years ago, I got an acting job - playing Dr. Rhinestone in Nukie - being filmed in Munich. Thanks for taking me back to those 4 days!
Ah, one of my favourite reviews. Thanks to this review, every time my best friend and I lose sight of one another in a crowd, I call out "Miiiiikoooooo" and he replies with "Nuuuuuuukieeeeee". Good times.
22:00 "Nukie is bad. Really, really, really fucking BAD. Some movies like Chatterbox and Stewardesses 3D are certainly stupid to watch. But NUKIE? I feel fucking DUMBER having sat through all 100 minutes of this piece of shit!" Nukie. The movie that finally broke Brad Jones. I still don't think it's been topped, even 6 years later.
I'd say Nukie is worse. Garbage Pail Kids is amusingly bad, but Nukie is honestly unwatchable unless you poke fun at it. And even then it's REALLY hard to watch.
Just came from RLM and they literally shredded all their VHS tapes of Nukie. Hopefully that bit of info will bring you joy and closure after suffering through this shitfest.
If there's any good thing about this film, it's that it makes me wish my computer had a Vincent Price addon. Not that that's actually a good thing, I guess, but still, the idea of a computer with the sexiest voice of humanity.
@@SpinTheWords Some of the rifftrax are funny, When they riff educational shorts and really awful shit like Rollergator they're great. Riffs of feature films, meh.
Holy shit an Auto-Man reference. I watched that show when I was in Kindergarten. I'll be 40 in January this is the first time I've heard *anyone* mention it. Well done!
As much fun as it is to merely *listen* to this review -sorry, to hear Brad rant and rage - it is still awful. Just everything wrong you could think of in filmmaking went into this. The only thing in this suckfest that has any amount of charm are the two boys, and I just feel bad for them. Once more, hats off to you, Brad; this is one wound that will never heal. Scar, but not heal.
If you go to wikipedia and look up Nukie, you can actually see Brad's "Nukie is bad. Really really really fucking bad." quote in the reception part of the page. XD
I think a Worst Of list for The Cinema Snob is in order. Night of Horror, Bat Pussy, To Catch a Yeti, E.T The Porno, Moment by Moment, Endless Love, Wired, Fun in Balloon Land, Black Rage, Water Power, Old Fashioned, Ghosts Can't Do It, and many more.
And to think this movie is being sold off for nearly 80+ thousand dollars by RLM, to both study the speculation market, and give away to charity, 12 years after I first saw Snob review this piece of shit, is stunning. And this movie deserves none of this attention.
Its an awful shame that it didn't star Duki Nuki as the protagonist. Interestingly enough, I heard that a LaserDisc copy of this movie you have reviewed, is in the International Friendship Exhibition in North Korea. Huh? Didn't know that the Great Leaders Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il have very shitty tastes on movies, especially E.T. ripoffs.
Brad, First, love your reviews, second, the Imdb page has been updated so Nukie is there for everybody to see, and finally apparently Nelson Mandela listed Nukie as one of his favorite films of 1988. JUst thought you may enjoy that.
This is the movie that defined Cinema Snob. Still one of Brad's best reviews. This movie is considered one of the 5 worst kids films ever along with Garbage Pail Kids, Mac and Me. NES 3 and Doggy Poo. Also one of the 25 worst sci-fi films ever made.
Wait, I got a list of people you can send them to*scibbles on notepad* Putin, Trump, Erdogan...that dude from the Phillipines...Kimmie-boy...sheesh, this may take a while!
so Nukie and Miko are basically like the R2D2 of aliens. Using their powers first and much like the sequel trilogy, never use those powers and/or even never addressed them again last.
This movie survives on the cuteness of the "African" kid. But I'm confused, Weren't there two cute kids? Did one of them die?!??? FUCK THIS MOVIE!... OH, he didn't die, he just vanished for the rest of the movie and was resurrected in the end. Well, they're still cute and the best thing in the movie. And despite that being a very low bar, they're REALLY cute, not fake cute.
Honestly, Brad. What happened to you, it's been 6 years and not one mention of Mac-n-Me week! We viewers demand... honestly, that would probably just be you tied up in the nazi's basement watching videos of Trump and Bannon., euuugh.
Finally, the legendary movie that cursed the Snob for all eternity.
The film that could have been his last words if that One Chip Challenge had done its painful job. It truly is a cinematic abomination.
Kemal Alis Maybe the Snob should do a review of his first Review like Phelous did with his Mac & Me Review.
Oh yes, along with his weight loss.
Which are both symptoms of radiation poisoning. So his statement at 4:28 is actually true!
Koen Van Damme So you recommend getting radiation poisoning? Its great to lose weight at least.
So Hysterical! Many years ago, I got an acting job - playing Dr. Rhinestone in Nukie - being filmed in Munich. Thanks for taking me back to those 4 days!
Why did the movie exist though
@@FrenchFryCheese04Because "E.T.", didn't you read the Snob week theme?
Ah, one of my favourite reviews. Thanks to this review, every time my best friend and I lose sight of one another in a crowd, I call out "Miiiiikoooooo" and he replies with "Nuuuuuuukieeeeee". Good times.
This is awesome :D
I tried to watch Nukie once. I got twenty minutes in. I enjoyed high school more than I enjoyed Nukie.
SuperDevolution I’m enjoying Middle School more than Nukie
@@Tyflow I enjoyed getting beat up on the playground more than nukie
I actually enjoyed this movie more than high school.
@@kenthuang436 Contrarian go brrr
Lol!
"Good thing I reviewed this on hump day, because I feel like I just got fucked." That line was gold!
"We did it all for the Nukie"- Mike Stoklasa
ANYONE WITH RLM REFERENCE?
I saw your reference and I claaaaaped
You may not have noticed, but your brain did
Evan Mester Is That a MOTHERFUCKING RED LETTER MEDIA REFERENCE!!??
Also This Video Actually Reminds Me Of That Episode....Of Star Trek!!!!
ilshyf AAAAAIIIIDS
@@petewadesays12 ATST ATST ATST ATST!!!!!
There is a full version of Nukie on RUclips...
I dare anyone reading this to sit through it...
Silently. By themselves. Sober...
Bill Casey I was with you until I read the word "sober".
HA! I found the loophole you said sit but nothing about watching it.
I just need to pull out my eyes.
I did. Can’t say it was worth it . It was interesting in how weird it was I guess
Oh that challenge will be easy. I do that all the time with terrible movies. Piece of cake.
And @@tjg-118 was never heard from again...
22:00 "Nukie is bad. Really, really, really fucking BAD. Some movies like Chatterbox and Stewardesses 3D are certainly stupid to watch. But NUKIE? I feel fucking DUMBER having sat through all 100 minutes of this piece of shit!" Nukie. The movie that finally broke Brad Jones. I still don't think it's been topped, even 6 years later.
the Identical came close
Transformers 3?
I think maybe "Another Son Of Sam" was as close as he's gotten with this movie.
i think to catch a yeti came close
No, but I think Old Fashioned came close.
I think Black Rage and The Oogieloves came close to breaking him too.
I like to imagine that Steve Railsback's character in The X-Files, Duane Barry, was actually traumatized by Nukie and not by an alien abduction.
+Joorum
That's not only a hilarious idea, but also a plausible one. XD
After being seduced by a space vampire in Lifeforce.
@@richardfan7157 and forced to kiss Patrick Steward
Nelson Mandela called this movie one of his favourites of the year 1988.
I somehow really hope thats true
To be fair, if I spent that long in prison, I'd probably like it too.
@BK Beatty it was in the world where Mandela died in prison. Now we know why he died: he was forced to watch Nukie
@@BigJay039He survived till 2013.
Brad actually shows up in the Did you know? section of the IMDb page for this movie under trivia.
Also there's a collector of Nukie memorabilia according to the same source.
He also should up on Wiki for the reception on the movie.
@@AmityvilleFan
Yeah. Mike Stoklasa from RLM.
One of my all-time favorite reviews. Brad was on fire with this.
It’s crazy that this episode is now 10 years old and it’s still one of the best episodes of the show.
And check out Nukie's return in LLOYD! ruclips.net/video/LoSJTP4o7VM/видео.html
When I tell my friends and family about this movie, they don't believe me.
I dare you tell them about E.T. The porno.
Cool, now I don't have to look at a repost of this video with russian subtitles to watch it :p
ChaoticPesme75 Those were the days.
This is worse than Mac & Me. That is not a sentence a person can use often.
Yes, but Nukie vs Garbage Pail Kids.
I'd say Nukie is worse. Garbage Pail Kids is amusingly bad, but Nukie is honestly unwatchable unless you poke fun at it. And even then it's REALLY hard to watch.
@@hipsterelephant2660 But the better question is Nukie vs Black Devil Doll from Hell.
Nukie vs. To Catch a Yeti.
Nukie vs Rollergator
For a second, I thought this was the ET porno.
ET pr0n and Nukie are pretty much on the same level of misery.
Which one?
In E.T. the porno E.T. gets fucked Nukie fucks us.
You wish
+Osmorosvo
When people just say "the ET porno" here, they usually refer to the German one taking place in Victorian England with the female ET.
The woman who played the Sister was Mrs. Banks in Mary Poppins!
What some people would do for a paycheck
Steve Railsback played both Charles Manson and ed gein, yet nukie is the most disturbing movie he's ever done.
Just came from RLM and they literally shredded all their VHS tapes of Nukie. Hopefully that bit of info will bring you joy and closure after suffering through this shitfest.
You could fly.....THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!
If there's any good thing about this film, it's that it makes me wish my computer had a Vincent Price addon. Not that that's actually a good thing, I guess, but still, the idea of a computer with the sexiest voice of humanity.
Thank you for re-uploading this.
Here's hoping this shows up on the new MST3K series! :)
Yeah and it's called RIFFTRAX
Gene Bone I'm guessing you don't laugh a lot. I feel for you.
@@SpinTheWords Some of the rifftrax are funny, When they riff educational shorts and really awful shit like Rollergator they're great. Riffs of feature films, meh.
@@fantom5894 They don't really do AAA movie riffs anymore, which is sad.
Holy shit an Auto-Man reference. I watched that show when I was in Kindergarten. I'll be 40 in January this is the first time I've heard *anyone* mention it. Well done!
I like to imagine that the bullshit ending events are the dying hallucinations of the boy.
I don't think he likes this movie.
ExplorerDS6789 I seem to remember someone pointing out that Red Letter Media had multiple copies on their shelves. Make of that what you will!
Nick Gagnon Believe it or not, Nelson Mandela did 😂😂
Nelson Mandela was lying out of his ass
The Computer:Oh this is boring, I hate it.
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Good-bye.
As much fun as it is to merely *listen* to this review -sorry, to hear Brad rant and rage - it is still awful. Just everything wrong you could think of in filmmaking went into this. The only thing in this suckfest that has any amount of charm are the two boys, and I just feel bad for them.
Once more, hats off to you, Brad; this is one wound that will never heal. Scar, but not heal.
Still one of my favorite Snob reviews. Congrats to Brad for surviving this. I think Rifftrax would even have a hard time.
Made in good ol' Apartheid-era South Africa.
south africa is still leaning towards apartheid, just in the other direction.
Honestly, who's surprised?
@@thomasjenkins7506 bs
@@HetLedie No
One of the very first Snob reviews I've ever seen and one of the best!
why is the video way out of sync with the audio ?
The movie was so potent that it gave Snob radiation poisoning, no wonder his hair loss started right after this.
Matt Hardy would DELETE this movie.
I think you mean he would NUKE this movie.
i get it lol
*Mimics arm movement* DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
"....Nukie looks like a baked potato..."
LMFAO
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I watched this film maybe a year ago, mostly out of curiosity. It's amazing that the first 25 minutes is basically just random crap.
2:09 That's the look of a man thinking, "I once worked with Peter O'Toole. What the hell happened?"
Ah, what a classic.
Jeezus! The aliens from *Lloyd* were animated better than the ones here!
If you go to wikipedia and look up Nukie, you can actually see Brad's "Nukie is bad. Really really really fucking bad." quote in the reception part of the page. XD
Glad to see some old reviews being reuploaded
Man, remember when Brad still had hair?
beoweasel it doesn't look right. he pulls off being bald so well.
Did he shave it at some point? I kind miss his haircut. :(
beoweasel he shaved before his 2014 review of Dirty Duck. He mentions it in that review
beoweasel he lost it because Nukie gave him cancer
Time to cash in, on the RLM hype. Snob, you should put this review on VHS and sell it on ebayy
The "America! Help us!" line would have been the fuck you movie moment for me had I watched this. Good call showing that at the end.
I think a Worst Of list for The Cinema Snob is in order. Night of Horror, Bat Pussy, To Catch a Yeti, E.T The Porno, Moment by Moment, Endless Love, Wired, Fun in Balloon Land, Black Rage, Water Power, Old Fashioned, Ghosts Can't Do It, and many more.
NUKIE?! NUKIE?! NUKIEEEEEEE?!!
Glynis Johns, really? *YOU WERE IN MARY POPPINS!!!!!!!*
the aliens sound like the ghosts that guide lemmiwinks in south park.
I'm glad to see this officially on youtube
Why would anyone want to relive this, much less as a re-upload?
thank you for putting that this is from the archives in the title !! it means a lot
Sitting on a goldmine, assuming you didn't destroy it in a fit of rage.
And to think this movie is being sold off for nearly 80+ thousand dollars by RLM, to both study the speculation market, and give away to charity, 12 years after I first saw Snob review this piece of shit, is stunning.
And this movie deserves none of this attention.
RedLetterMedia doesn't have enough copies of this movie.
Send them 69 more
Its an awful shame that it didn't star Duki Nuki as the protagonist.
Interestingly enough, I heard that a LaserDisc copy of this movie you have reviewed, is in the International Friendship Exhibition in North Korea.
Huh? Didn't know that the Great Leaders Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il have very shitty tastes on movies, especially E.T. ripoffs.
Wow, over 100k subscribers? That's great, this channel deserves it, keep it up Brad!
A good movie about aliens in South Africa is District 9.
Brad, First, love your reviews, second, the Imdb page has been updated so Nukie is there for everybody to see, and finally apparently Nelson Mandela listed Nukie as one of his favorite films of 1988. JUst thought you may enjoy that.
AMERICA! HELP UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
What the hell? The sound and video didn't sync up?
Back in the day when Snob had his iconic hair.
I saw this film as a child...
... A CHILD....
I was exposed to this.
... It... Changed me...
This is the movie that defined Cinema Snob. Still one of Brad's best reviews. This movie is considered one of the 5 worst kids films ever along with Garbage Pail Kids, Mac and Me. NES 3 and Doggy Poo. Also one of the 25 worst sci-fi films ever made.
only one of the 25?
When I think of Snob, I think of ET the Porno.
I swear the voice-over whenever the building is shown sounds EXACTLY like the German voice of Kent Brockman from The Simpsons.
I heard it is the same guy!
@@consecrator8688 Has to be! ruclips.net/video/134uhbtYBM4/видео.html
This review is so nostalgic.
Don’t forget that this movie uses Stock Footage from Flight of the Navigator.
RIP Glynis Johns
I sent several copies of Nukie to RLM already. Would you like me to send you some as well?
Wait, I got a list of people you can send them to*scibbles on notepad* Putin, Trump, Erdogan...that dude from the Phillipines...Kimmie-boy...sheesh, this may take a while!
did you see The Last Vampire review where they had Colin pick from a shelf full of Nukie vhs tapes?
How did you get so many?
Brings me back. This vid was from the golden era of satirical reviews. Snob will outlast them all!
Maybe not Linkara... He'd do this for free.
"Critic Brad Jones summed up his criticism of the film by saying "Nukie is bad. Really, really, really fucking bad,"" - wikipedia
I wish they made a Live Action Rugrats movie where the Tommy Pickles costume was a repainted Nukie costume
The classic that defined a generation is back.
83K thats how much a sealed copy of nukie is worth
so Nukie and Miko are basically like the R2D2 of aliens. Using their powers first and much like the sequel trilogy, never use those powers and/or even never addressed them again last.
I am unutterably humiliated for Glynis Johns.
I really hope Brad posts the rest of E.T. Week, also please upload The Babe Ruth Story, I miss that episode a lot.
Straight from the VHS vault!
XanthinZarda Oddity Archive be praised!!
I hope this is a sigh that your going to start archiving as it will have cement that this is your main channel
Could you upload the Tampon Tango review? That one was always one of my favorites.
OH Boy, Nukie is finally on the official Cinema Snob.
Did you mean to say it would be a *more* depressing documentary than if it were about dying children?
Damn. "Vintage" Brad. Loved it.
I'm still waiting for the Mac and Me review
Mac and Me was E.T. compared to this.
9:45 It's the lion who's scared of the costume... 😁
I wonder who had a worse experience: Brad watching this, or Doug Walker watching The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.
Alex Meyer I hated both movies but I think Nukie was worst because of how boring it is and Nukie himself
We went through 3 nukies, and 2 lions for that shot.
"Sir, may I go?"
"Yes."
"You cant convince me George Lucas didnt write this movie"-rotfl
I saw the Lloyd episode before this review so I didn't get all the jokes the first time. Glad I have now sorted that out :)
"NuuuuKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"! Yup, that's my new ringtone LOL!
This movie survives on the cuteness of the "African" kid. But I'm confused, Weren't there two cute kids? Did one of them die?!??? FUCK THIS MOVIE!... OH, he didn't die, he just vanished for the rest of the movie and was resurrected in the end. Well, they're still cute and the best thing in the movie. And despite that being a very low bar, they're REALLY cute, not fake cute.
Good to see the title lives up to it's namesake. IT literally poisons anyone that watches it!
Aaaw, a classic! Is this the review that hurt the Snob the most? Certainly looks like it.
Is that Duane Barry? I wonder if he had this movie on his resume when he auditioned for the X-Files?
Honestly, Brad. What happened to you, it's been 6 years and not one mention of Mac-n-Me week! We viewers demand... honestly, that would probably just be you tied up in the nazi's basement watching videos of Trump and Bannon., euuugh.
Eww, that is not cruel and inhuman punishment, that is a death sentence!
FelisTerras Reviewing and watching Mac-n-Me should be legalized torture.
All I think of when I hear the name is this movie is Mike Stoklasa listing off all RLM owned VHS tapes.
There's nothing more I wish than that I was watching RUclips 10 years ago 😑
i've been on youtube for 10 years and i regret it. like i've wasted so many hours and years.
Is it me or is the audio de-synced?