Emergency Reading: "Help, My Fiancé Keeps Fighting at Waffle House"
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Big Cat and PFT analyze this wild story of a confused girl who can't understand why her fiancé keeps going to a specific Waffle House to fight the chef over eggs. A very odd story, yet somehow very understandable.
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Imagine trying to go to a normal Waffle House and being turned away because “you’ve hit your 4 fight limit with that one cook”
"I think this guy.. is actually the most well adjusted Adult ive ever heard of"
-big cat
I'm in love with segments like these. The comedic chemistry between these two is ridiculous.
This is one of the best bits you guys have ever done
came here to comment this i fucking love pft and cat man
Is the podcast usually stuff like this? I love these guys and barstool but I can't stand hearing about sports, unless it's one of the boys losing a ton of money
@@Dahk they do alot of sports but alot of stuff like this. I'd say it's a perfect balance. Quarantine episodes have been much less about sports tho obv
@@willguglielmo4307 mvm
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i randomly come to this vid all the time
“Of the most self defense capable jobs in America, I would put Waffle House cook right up there with blackwater employee”
Ackchually Blackwater just murders people for no reason.
@@CIARUNSITE yo warcrimes are cool yo
@@CIARUNSITE where can I apply?
This Is a bromance, the guys may not even know it yet. But if this happens almost every week. They are best friends with a schtick.
“She’s doing the checklist of he’s not a sociopath” is an all time line lmaoooo
Every time I listen I feel like PFT has to be smiling when he talks cuz it’s so funny and it always blows my mind to see him saying this stuff with such a straight face
I can’t wait til this couples wedding and the cook gives his best man speech.
plot twist, this is also the dave and busters guy
We eat breakfast for dinner all the time in my house! We call it brinner. When I announce "We are having brinner tonight!" The house's mood is instantly lifted. No matter what.
20 dollar Shef 👌
We call it ✨silly supper✨
Facts breakfast for dinner gets the kids hyped. It's a move I already have planned to lift spirits when I'm a dad
The take I read on reddit was that he associates the cook with his dad and a bad childhood.
“My boyfriend likes to fight with logic and reason.”
I think that chef at Waffle House is prolly his dad messing with him because he’s eating breakfast foods lol
Southerners know, no Waffle houses are the same and there’s only ONE Waffle House that you frequent in town and not the other three.
Lolol yes
It's a balancing act between sketchiness/food quality. The better the food, the sketchier the Waffle House
Every waffle house is the same..
@@thompkins6796 same thing with Chinese food, the sketchier the place, the better the food. If there is a child doing homework and it’s sketchy. Be prepared for the best Chinese food ever.
"My wife won't let me..."
That's when dudes realize they married the wrong girl.
First rule of Waffle House fight club, you don’t talk about Waffle House fight club.
If this is your first night at Waffle House , you have to fight.
Rough and Rowdy???
These video clips deserve millions of listens
One of the greatest stories and commentary of all time. Truly, guys being dudes.
Clearly we've got an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object. The cook clearly decided from the beginning "fuck ya runny eggs," and this guy really feels slighted that this cook just wont give him the order that he wants. He wants that sweet, sweet satisfaction of breaking the yolk that he knows the cook made for him. The violence is just a result of both recognizing the other's position and refusing to give in.
Ultimately, the cook brought this guy down to his level by making him get physical. Its his job to make your runny eggs, and you're a paying customer.
They're in love
This was the first pmt I heard and it was a perfect way to get hooked on the show
I believe there's some Waffle Houses where if you can beat up an employee your meal is 15% off up to $20. Doesn't apply to whole table.
Yeah they also have a deal where if your table beats the shit out of all the employees its %100 off
@@jeremyleodin5586 That's only in South Carolina at participating locations.
I am a cook at wafflehouse and yes most of the cooks have a tendency to carry a small gun.
“It’s a matter of principle” 😂😂😂it’s just eggs
It's not about the eggs
as soon as I saw this headline, I couldn’t click fast enough
That dude and the cook at Waffle House sound like family lol
"My boyfriend fights with Logic and Reason".... Sounds like a music producer 🤣🤣
Thank you, just thank you. But reaper drives me the craziest
I got jumped at a Waffle House while brownout drunk at 3 in the morning. Still my favorite restaurant.
Is brownout drunk when you drink so much you shit your pants
With no sports right now, this isnt the rivalry we need it's the rivalry we all deserve!
they literally feed of each other, its awesome
Its has morphed from a fight into a fued. I would tip the chef is 1000 pennies
Nick Schaeffer 🤣🤣
This is an all time bit and I’m grateful for its existence.
this is literally fight club, just not so secretive
I think he's getting hazed out of the bachelor life by his friend.
That's how the potato chip was allegedly invented. Customer claimed their potatoes were undercooked, cook overcooked them to a crisp, and the rest is history.
"My wife won't let me have breakfast for dinner😞😞😞.....
This cooks level of trolling is amazing
GET THOSE 2 ON -ROUGH 'N ROWDY-!
Get the cook and this guy on rough n rowdy ASAP!
Who doesn’t know a cook with a schtick lol
This was talked about on Tiny Meat Gang. Crazy the story has this much range.
Why isn’t there a movie written about this story?
Has PFT ever been a cook? Lmao a runny egg is so easy.
Plot twist: the fiance and cook are ex lovers
Why ex?
@@jbwanthony3177 idk really ,felt more dramatic I guess
Is this guys name Larry David? LOL This is so like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
He probably saw a fight at Waffle House when he was young and always wanted to try it
“was this when you were high on ecstasy?” “this was when i was high on mdma yes”
Lost my virginity at Waffle House I’m dead serious
Seen this vid a couple days ago. Just seen a news article about man pulling a pistol and shooting a waffle house cook ? Any connection ? Lmao
The Epstein reference ahahaha and I have never been to waffle house
Just watched plastic food guy and had to watch this, they are my 2 favorite humans
This was funny as fuck do more segments like this
i come back to this, every once in a while
It’s Waffle Home
If someone moved my steak on a community grill to put there food on it, they wouldn't have any food on the grill. You don't touch another man's meat!
You don't just move someone's food that's been cooking on the grill.
I'm a cook at waffle house fights hookers and drug deals at night shift 😂
Got some major serial tension vibes with this one
I walked into an on going drug session in a Waffle House bathroom
12:00 is that billy football chilling on the couch ?
Joey Doherty yes sir
*A man’s gotta have his code.*
I’m in tears from big cat omg I’m crying tears of laughter
This guy and the busters guy would be good friends
Legendary Bit
I go to the Waffle House all the time and always try to talk to the cooks.
They found bodies in the freezer at my closest Waffle House! South Florida for ya
I cried when he said Blackwater employee.
I was screaming yes when you mentioned they sounded like friends. It was literally the only answer lol
And you know they’re keeping score
“I would put them right up there with blackwater employees”
You don’t fuck with peoples food, especially if the customer is drunk at 2am. Your operating an oasis at that point.
Everyone needs a Ned Flanders
A cool at Waffle House threatened to stab my friend for playing rocky top on the jukebox
I love this story but it also sounds hugely made up by this lady.
Openingband never
Everybody knows you can’t lie on the internet
This podcast got the exact same email. ruclips.net/video/yTIMEoM1PhY/видео.html so probably just a troll trying to see how many podcasts he can troll
Lmaoo I don’t think anyone has ever sent in a true story/situation on this segment
I saw a tiktok about this and had to search it up 😂😂😂😂
You guys are great! hahaha
I can't blame this on the South because that's like shittting on the rug in your own house and trying to blame your dog. Waffle House is the place to do exactly what her boyfriend engages in while visiting this fine establishment. I must admit this reminds me of the first day of Middle School, where several different Elementary school students are put together with all the boys in full bloom puberty. Shits gonna go down. Period. Here's where the mystery begins. On the surface, it seems like there is an obvious lack of maturity. I don't buy that explanation for even a moment. Any female who has not noticed how every man has enough immaturity within himself that petiodically surfaces should have themselves examined by a professional and stop watching the Wizard of Oz, buying ruby slippers, and practice clicking the heels together. Seriously, there never has been any mature males in our society, just pretenders. They need to put a caged mosh pit in the parking lot of every Waffle House. After signing a few release documents, allow all of the males who have conflict going on to get inside and burn off some testosterone and beat the shit out of each other, until they drop.
sounds like her bf is in a downlow relationship with the cook
LMFAO genius segment
Your extensive knowledge of Waffle House has convinced me you know y'all's shit about sports.
If you ask the waiter for your eggs a little bit runny and you send them back you are 100% a Karen and that cook was little boying him. who cares about the degree and all that.
Dang is this Jerry Springer or something
In Asian cultures, breakfast foods don't exist. It sucked having the morning after meal with some random Korean chick without 3lbs of sugar on pancakes and forced to eat kimchi and rice in Seoul.
this is a fucking godly video. pft to good man
I want the Waffle House fight 30 for 30
Jeffrey, you ARE the father!
This man might just be a genius
This shit is fuckin gold
Why doesn't this guy get off his candy azz and make his own eggs? Makes it all about HIM. He deserves all that negative karma.
Waffle house is also where tiger met all his best girlfriends
My Waffle House story: after a concert, we went to one and ordered our food. The table behind us was a couple who looked like they thought they were someone more than their “white trash” status. The lady kept ordering a rare t-bone and it came out wrong. First off the steak is super thin and she wanted it raw! After the third one, she said “I want it 15 second on both sides and then served.” The manager said that “we can’t serve you a raw steak!” We ate our food so quickly and got out of there cause the police were on their way.
He basically works there at this point
And that guy was me
"dingleberg!!!"
that was funny asf
These 2 Yanks think nobody goes to the Waffle House during the day. Wrong.
“Who doesn’t know a cook with a schtick?” Lol
Absolutely no touching of the hair or the face.. of course!
Waffle house is the Mardi gras of breakfast. U never know what u will see, but its borderline illegal. I love waffle house
You a crazy person if you want runny eggs.
Fight club