When I was in high school we had a substitute teacher that looked like Clark Kent. Not just any Clark Kent, Dean Cain's Clark Kent from Lois and Clark. It was a Superman TV show from the 90s.
I had a sub who saw a little girl at recess who looked like a younger me. She became utterly convinced I had a little sister and had been lying to everyone about her. Thing is, I really don't, and the only resemblance between us was the hair...
I used to get a sub in middle school who everyone called Grandma, so I have no clue what her real name was. She always had candy and was really chill on rules. One time she told us how she was a kid in school in Nashville (Tennessee, U.S.) and remembers the school going into lockdown when Bonnie and Clyde were on their crime spree.
We had a sub named Mr. C and every time you had him, class was free reign. Two classes I've had with him as a senior, I remember going "is it cool if I take a nap?" "When are you graduating?" "This year." (2012) "Yeah I don't give a shit. Live your life." Or I'd go to the cafeteria to get food early and sit with my friends. I miss him
4 most memorable: 1) Mr. Gato (yes, like the Spanish word for cat). He was THE COOLEST sub! Probably was in his 60s and subbed at my middle school. He was there all the time so he learned a lot of kids' names. He was hilarious and didn't take shit from the rude/obnoxious kids - he'd always snap back with something that'd make the rest of us want to be like "OOOOOOH!" Everyone loved Mr. Gato! 2) Mr. Beaver. Another middle school sub. He'd start every class by telling us he was a war vet (I forget which war, probably Vietnam) and how his best friend got blown up in front of him so he got covered in chunks of his best friend. Pretty horrifying for a bunch of 11-13 year olds. When I was in 8th grade he got banned from subbing and rumor had it it was because he was being pervy to a bunch of the young girls. 3) The Harmonica Sub. I can't remember his real name, but everyone called him that. If the class behaved and did all the work, and if there was time left, he'd play his harmonica and sing for everyone. I loved it! He was such a sweet old man. 4) Hot Tarbitt. He was the younger brother of my high school's auto shop teacher and apparently the more attractive one (I never met the auto shop teacher), so to distinguish between the two of them he was referred to (outside of class) as Hot Tarbitt. He was super chill and let his classes play music over a bluetooth speaker he'd bring. One time he subbed for my chemistry teacher for a few weeks and I got to pick the class music almost every day, so that was cool.
Had a sub in high school, dude had serious serial killer vibes. Every time he showed up in one of my classes, he'd call roll, come to my name and say I have a daughter named "Naelyn"! He'd state at me with piercing, beady, brown eyes, smiling a creepy smile for several beats too long. He'd have random freak out, claiming that the class was talking, we weren't. He eventually started paying himself at the door shortly before the bell, he'd lock it and stand in the way, blocking us from leaving until we were late getting to the next class, while his next group were locked out. Finally several of us went to the office, told the whole story on this nut job and admitted we were sincerely afraid of him. They stopped using him. There was also a funny little lady, probably around sixty years old. She had what looked like a home hair cut, odd, red-orange lipstick on exceedingly thin lips & a hounds tooth check thermos full of some kind of alcoholic beverage & depending on what time you had her class she'd be in various stages of inebriation. She was very sweet in a sad, pitiful sort of way. Can't say that I blame her given her profession.
In junior high there was an old man sub we used to get sometimes for classes like math, science, or gym. He liked my school a lot because his daughter was also a full time teacher there. Anyways, he used to sub a lot, even when I was younger, so he was pretty familiar with everyone in the school. One day he was substituting for science and we were supposed to be reading/working on something so it was quiet, but not silent because everyone would usually whisper to each other. He had no problem with that, but I started making my friend laugh by pointing out funny stuff in the textbook etc. She had a really loud laugh, and it was a good hearty laugh too. I really liked making her laugh bc it was such a nice laugh and an ego boost as well. Anyways the substitute told her to quiet down and so I would try to finish up the reading, while still telling her something funny but less frequently, but eventually she would laugh loudly again. It got to a point where the teacher stood up and went on a full on YELLING rant to her about being quiet. The whole class was shocked because he never really yelled at this sort of thing. I think she stood up for herself and told him not to yell at hey but eventually she left the room out of embarrassment (and probably being upset), and didn't come back the rest of that class because it was close to the end anyway. The worst part is the teacher came up to me when everyone was getting ready to leave. He asked me stuff like how I could put up with her, or still be her friend with that obnoxious behavior or something. (He saw me as one of the perfect students) I kind of just mumbled as an answer and left. It really shocked me that he would say something like that, since everyone laughed in class. I think she was just targeted because she didn't control her loud laugh very well. I feel guilty to this day that I didn't do much to help her, after all I was the one purposely making her laugh.
I once had a sub who sent a kid to the corner because she got back from the bathroom late. Then later some kids where LAUGHING AT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS, AND THE SUB DIDN’T DO A THING ABOUT IT.
I had a radical feminist as a math sub once. First day she was pissed off at everyone and kept getting into students faces for "disruption". Second day she decided to tell the class about her sexual assault, her abusive ex husband, and how she didn't like most men. She kept stopping in the middle of her story to send a few kids down to the office for no apparent reason. She also had a meltdown all because someone called her "miss". Never saw her after that.
In high school we used to have this substitute teacher for maths classes on days when we were in the computer room. He'd tell us to do whatever we liked, game, watch RUclips, whatever, telling us to keep the maths website on tab so that when a real teacher comes in we can pretend we are working till they leave. Man didnt give a crap and we Had him for weeks too 😂
Okay okay, so hear me out... i had this geography teacher, not a sub, but really worth mentioning... One day when we were learning anout Nilo and the fauna he went up to one of the students, that was wearing crocs, but wasnt with one of then on the feet. Then this teacher grabbed the crocs and said" the crocs is made out of crocodile", and then he went to the door... And fucking throw the crocs on the hallway... That gut0y was amazing...
Not even a substitute, I had a math teacher who just had us grade our own assignments and give her the score and never show her the assignment like wtf? I was super scared she'd do a surprise check but she never did and I didnt do my math homework for an entire year and left with a B+
Subbing is hard as heck. I used to sub a long time ago. I remember getting good results by telling a high school class to pull their heads out. They immediately straightened up. I didn't know what it meant! But oh well.
A guy named Mr. Brown (or was it Green?) He dressed like a black business man from the 50's, had a flip phone, wore suits as opposed to just casual wear, and spoke a lot about how "Today, everything is about change. You have to change with it." and respect. He looked so high class in his suits. I saw him exercising after school too. He walked home, I'm pretty sure. I liked him bc I liked the 50's but he was pretty mean.
I'm certain that I would be one back when I subbed. Never drove a car, answered whatever insane questions they wanted answered, use of suspenders over belts, dismissed all the a-holes to the restroom without a care in the world...actually followed the plan.
Had a sub that was in a band and he was cool af and it was always in choir I remember one day we ended up talking and he was like “oh yeah I cover myself in spaghetti sauce so I can be a noodle” and it was weird but he was fun
I had a pro wrestler stage name Col. DeBeers as a sub in weight training. Only teacher I ever saw chewing Beech-Nut and spitting in a cup. I don't think he gave a fuck.
I once had a substitute teacher in elementary school who spent the whole day teaching our class about planes. No, this was not in his lesson plans. Also there was this reoccurring substitute I had throughout Middle School and High School named Mr. Lasko and he looked exactly like a Santa Claus
We were doing worksheet and everyone was quietly talking. The sub came over to me and went "You are being a disturbance to the class!" Then he just stood there and we stared at each other for a good minute and he finally said, "HAHA! I was just kidding!" And then he just walked away.
When I was in elementary school, we got a substitute for a few weeks. She made us audition to the class's play for the parents by making us speak in a Spanish accent because supposedly the play was written by someone Spanish. Everyone got a role as some kid in pajamas except for the 3 of us who had "won" the audition and she made us learn the whole script, planning for the 3 of us to go upstage only if someone forgot their lines, to tell them the line they forgot and go back to our places offstage. She also waited until the kids were all out of the classroom to take whatever seat and put her bare feet on it. Mostly mine. It always left a faint weird smell, but I didn't really notice until my classmates told me about it.
Had a sub who was listening to the radio that we had in the classroom. Apparently she really liked the song, and came up behind me saying "You wanna dance?" and then tried to wrap her hands around my waist. She completely missed waist, and immediately received an elbow to her clavicle. She didn't say a word to me the rest of the day and never subbed for our class again.
None of these are really weird, but kinda cool maybe - One of the history subs looked like Dr. Kondraki from SCP. I only had him once but he was actually pretty cool from what I remember -In elementary (I wanna say 1st or 2nd grade) we had a sub who looked exactly like Shaggy Rodgers from the live action Scooby-Doo movies that CN was running at the time, and so that’s what we all called him. I’m pretty sure he wrote on the smartboard with a sharpie (or the regular whiteboard I honestly don’t remember. We all loved him but he ended up dying in a car crash and honestly I’m still mourning. (I dont think he was the same one from the video) -I had a sub once for Spanish who was an extra in some really famous western movie that I can’t remember the name of for the life of me. He was really cool but we never had him again
There was this old dude l’ll refer to as Mario, because that’s who he looked like. Age Mario up by a few years and make his hair white and that’s what he looked like. HE. LET. US. DO. ANYTHING.
Probably not 100% weird, but one sub I had junior year rambled about various things. It was January or February 2009 and he talked about how it would take a long time to recover from the recession and it was all Bush's fault. I had him as a sub one other time later that year and I don't recall seeing him anywhere on campus the next year.
In my high school me and my class had a amazing substitute teacher he was really nice and was well known and liked by every student for knowing a lot about MMORPGs like Diablo 3 and monster hunter really great guy 😲😀
We once had a sub walk out because we were being loud and reckless and someone shouted, "Did he leave to hang himself?!" because he just walked out without saying anything.
When I was in high school we had a substitute science teacher on Halloween but instead of it being a substitute it was just my normal science teacher with a fake mustache, glasses, and some facial prosthetics so it was actually really difficult to tell if it was really him.
Had one sub that had to leave the classroom for a second. She was really nice throughout the class but before she left, she randomly threatened us saying if we did anything, she’d take us to the principal and would try to get us expelled. I also heard that she almost called the cops when a student went to the bathroom without telling her. There was this other time when a student and a teacher were arguing about a worksheet. The student was worked up but he wasn’t violent. A sub sees the situation from the hallway and decides to escalate it by threatening to call security on him. The student angrily walks out and sat out of the class for the rest of the year.
I had a sub who told us she wrote two books and was annoyed when we had no idea who she was. Then, goes off about how she met the main star of that Superman show "Smallville" and then proceeded to bash him and his character. As if anyone cared what this random thought of a famous actor. So weird.
Every Friday my math teacher left to take care of his wife and baby. Our sub was an old guy who would teach up front while the students basically threw a party. He had given up and did not try to settle us down. He came. He teached. He left.
My class had a sub while I was absent, he was a shitty guy apparently and one of the annoying "popular kids" got him so mad that he threw a chair at the kid. It was a few years ago though and it could have been a BS story made up by my classmates to mess with me.
There’s a regular sub in my district that went to the same yoga class as my estranged father. Whenever she subbed for my class she would tell me, in front of the entire class, that my father missed me and that I should talk to him more. I had to explain to the other students later that he was borderline neglectful and reckless.
I had one in sixth grade. The school has a rule where teachers have name plates, his was upside down when we arrived, apparently the class before mine he had come 30 minutes late, so they went outside. Came out later and yelled at them. The class I was in he went to the bathroom 6 times with an empty cup and came back with a empty cup, the almost seemed high according to an friend. He also forgot the role call. He was an odd ball.
Our math teacher from the previous year quit and then we were left with 5 subs for the whole semester Aug to Dec. One Sub (the 3rd) we had lasted longer than anyone else we had subbing and she was terrible and annoying. We didn't learn a thing and I wonder why was she even working as a sub to begin with. Our new teacher was an English Major and we learned nothing Math that whole year. Then that English Major teacher was our English teacher the next year. Never learned math again until Community college algebra.
I had a substitute teacher in High School who kept hitting on me. Seriously, offering to pay me to help her around the house, set up her computer, yard work, etc. I'd show up to her house, always coincidentally during her bath time, and the door was always open. Her husband would pretend to be oblivious but always had a creepy grin on his face. Nothing ever happened it was just too weird. She just liked flashing young boys while her husband watched.
From age 13 I covered for missing teachers. 6foot 3inches and holding many interhighscool athletics seniors records and swiming records. We talked about how their studies might profit them. Changed the school one class at a time.
In elementary school we had some kind of substitute English teacher with an accent who would pronounce "flag" as "flayg," with a long A instead of short. And when she asked whether it has a long A or short, if you said correctly that it's short, she would say it's wrong. Everyone was like, "Huh??" Now, tell me, RUclips people, in what country do they pronounce flag as flayg?? (I should have asked her, "Did you bring your lunch to school in a bayg?")
We had this sub in English in High School that subbed whenever my teacher was gone. He'd always talk about how the word gay changed from meaning happy to homosexual. Every time he was there. It was pretty strange.
I wasn't in this class, but a buddy of mine had this sub in a film class we had in high school. The regular teacher had a CD/radio combo thing she would use regularly in her class. The one day the sub was in there my buddy snuck in his Kid Rock cd he had in his truck. This sub had no control over the class, and he put the CD in without her looking and Bawitdaba started played and I guess she couldn't figure out where the music was coming from at first b/c she was kind of looking around in anger when the class was being quiet as the song was getting louder. Idr this subs name, but I do remember her, and it makes me laugh just thinking about it lol
That dork-sub settled an arguement, got the whole group showing initiative and work together on a spontanious biology-project without any problem, and they don't hire him again? Just shows that letting kids use their own brains instead of their phones is maybe not a bad idea, but thinking is discouraged nowadays.
Had this one really really old the teacher who very obviously had dementia sitting in I was in band our percussionist played he asked to sign a pass she said I haven't heard you play at all even though everybody had seen her walk over to him and say hey can you play me your solo cuz at the time we were doing solos then sure enough she goes around and calling out at people who even though she's seen play saying that they're not playing
So last year my math teacher was out for about six weeks because she had just had a baby. Our substitute teacher was a stay at home mom that only worked at my school as a long term sub even though she had a teaching degree. She treated us all like elementary school kids. We were Juniors in high school
We had a substitute who had a lot of scars on her face and arms, and being in 5th grade, we asked her about them. She told us the story, which started out as she was on a walk, and someone drove onto the sidewalk and hit her. Sounds like a normal accident, but she went on to tell us that the guy who hit her was "crazy" (her words), and he heard voices that told him "That I was an evil green monster and he was to kill me." Yeah, not really appropriate to tell a whole class of 5th graders 😳
When I was in college, once we got a substitute English teacher (as our foreign language) , she pronounced "sour" like "soul" and i immediately lost it, i tried correcting her, but she didn't shake, mind you, we were a group of culinary students, so thanks to that, 15 some students mispronounced one of the basic flavors for who knows how long, we moved to french the next semester.
I'm typically a little old fashioned but even I admit that CURSIVE ISN'T IMPORTANT. As a left handed person cursive was always an absolute pain in the butt. Now, I do think people should learn how to READ cursive and make a signature but it still isn't a life or death issue.
In elementary school we had some old lady talk about how a girl she knew fell in a well when she was a kid. She was like 80
When I was in high school we had a substitute teacher that looked like Clark Kent. Not just any Clark Kent, Dean Cain's Clark Kent from Lois and Clark. It was a Superman TV show from the 90s.
I had a sub who let me hook up my ps4 to the smartboard and play dark soul 3 in class, man he was the best
Why was your ps4 even at school?
Oo- Yo thats sick asf- 👁👁👍
@@jadejunnie3285 a good question- hopefully they will answer at some point cuz I'm genuinely curious
I brought mine through school once, maybe they were doing the same and the teacher sw it or something
@@jadejunnie3285 Friend lent me DS3 and wanted to see me suffer so I brought to school to play during lunch
I had a sub who saw a little girl at recess who looked like a younger me. She became utterly convinced I had a little sister and had been lying to everyone about her. Thing is, I really don't, and the only resemblance between us was the hair...
I used to get a sub in middle school who everyone called Grandma, so I have no clue what her real name was. She always had candy and was really chill on rules. One time she told us how she was a kid in school in Nashville (Tennessee, U.S.) and remembers the school going into lockdown when Bonnie and Clyde were on their crime spree.
We had a sub named Mr. C and every time you had him, class was free reign. Two classes I've had with him as a senior, I remember going "is it cool if I take a nap?"
"When are you graduating?"
"This year." (2012)
"Yeah I don't give a shit. Live your life." Or I'd go to the cafeteria to get food early and sit with my friends. I miss him
In elementary school we had a substitute teacher who mostly talked about bicycle history instead of actually teaching.
4 most memorable:
1) Mr. Gato (yes, like the Spanish word for cat). He was THE COOLEST sub! Probably was in his 60s and subbed at my middle school. He was there all the time so he learned a lot of kids' names. He was hilarious and didn't take shit from the rude/obnoxious kids - he'd always snap back with something that'd make the rest of us want to be like "OOOOOOH!" Everyone loved Mr. Gato!
2) Mr. Beaver. Another middle school sub. He'd start every class by telling us he was a war vet (I forget which war, probably Vietnam) and how his best friend got blown up in front of him so he got covered in chunks of his best friend. Pretty horrifying for a bunch of 11-13 year olds. When I was in 8th grade he got banned from subbing and rumor had it it was because he was being pervy to a bunch of the young girls.
3) The Harmonica Sub. I can't remember his real name, but everyone called him that. If the class behaved and did all the work, and if there was time left, he'd play his harmonica and sing for everyone. I loved it! He was such a sweet old man.
4) Hot Tarbitt. He was the younger brother of my high school's auto shop teacher and apparently the more attractive one (I never met the auto shop teacher), so to distinguish between the two of them he was referred to (outside of class) as Hot Tarbitt. He was super chill and let his classes play music over a bluetooth speaker he'd bring. One time he subbed for my chemistry teacher for a few weeks and I got to pick the class music almost every day, so that was cool.
Had a sub in high school, dude had serious serial killer vibes.
Every time he showed up in one of my classes, he'd call roll, come to my name and say I have a daughter named "Naelyn"! He'd state at me with piercing, beady, brown eyes, smiling a creepy smile for several beats too long.
He'd have random freak out, claiming that the class was talking, we weren't.
He eventually started paying himself at the door shortly before the bell, he'd lock it and stand in the way, blocking us from leaving until we were late getting to the next class, while his next group were locked out.
Finally several of us went to the office, told the whole story on this nut job and admitted we were sincerely afraid of him. They stopped using him.
There was also a funny little lady, probably around sixty years old. She had what looked like a home hair cut, odd, red-orange lipstick on exceedingly thin lips & a hounds tooth check thermos full of some kind of alcoholic beverage & depending on what time you had her class she'd be in various stages of inebriation.
She was very sweet in a sad, pitiful sort of way. Can't say that I blame her given her profession.
In junior high there was an old man sub we used to get sometimes for classes like math, science, or gym. He liked my school a lot because his daughter was also a full time teacher there. Anyways, he used to sub a lot, even when I was younger, so he was pretty familiar with everyone in the school. One day he was substituting for science and we were supposed to be reading/working on something so it was quiet, but not silent because everyone would usually whisper to each other. He had no problem with that, but I started making my friend laugh by pointing out funny stuff in the textbook etc. She had a really loud laugh, and it was a good hearty laugh too. I really liked making her laugh bc it was such a nice laugh and an ego boost as well. Anyways the substitute told her to quiet down and so I would try to finish up the reading, while still telling her something funny but less frequently, but eventually she would laugh loudly again. It got to a point where the teacher stood up and went on a full on YELLING rant to her about being quiet. The whole class was shocked because he never really yelled at this sort of thing. I think she stood up for herself and told him not to yell at hey but eventually she left the room out of embarrassment (and probably being upset), and didn't come back the rest of that class because it was close to the end anyway.
The worst part is the teacher came up to me when everyone was getting ready to leave. He asked me stuff like how I could put up with her, or still be her friend with that obnoxious behavior or something. (He saw me as one of the perfect students) I kind of just mumbled as an answer and left. It really shocked me that he would say something like that, since everyone laughed in class. I think she was just targeted because she didn't control her loud laugh very well. I feel guilty to this day that I didn't do much to help her, after all I was the one purposely making her laugh.
I once had a sub who sent a kid to the corner because she got back from the bathroom late. Then later some kids where LAUGHING AT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS, AND THE SUB DIDN’T DO A THING ABOUT IT.
I had a radical feminist as a math sub once. First day she was pissed off at everyone and kept getting into students faces for "disruption". Second day she decided to tell the class about her sexual assault, her abusive ex husband, and how she didn't like most men. She kept stopping in the middle of her story to send a few kids down to the office for no apparent reason. She also had a meltdown all because someone called her "miss". Never saw her after that.
10:46 I love anyone who goes through the door get killed but out the window you just get respect
In high school we used to have this substitute teacher for maths classes on days when we were in the computer room. He'd tell us to do whatever we liked, game, watch RUclips, whatever, telling us to keep the maths website on tab so that when a real teacher comes in we can pretend we are working till they leave. Man didnt give a crap and we Had him for weeks too 😂
There was a substitute in middle school that just called everybody liar for no reason. Extremely rude and disrespectful Glad it was only for a day.
Okay okay, so hear me out... i had this geography teacher, not a sub, but really worth mentioning...
One day when we were learning anout Nilo and the fauna he went up to one of the students, that was wearing crocs, but wasnt with one of then on the feet. Then this teacher grabbed the crocs and said" the crocs is made out of crocodile", and then he went to the door... And fucking throw the crocs on the hallway...
That gut0y was amazing...
I’m almost positive I had the Walrus teacher too lol.
The yo mama one and lying teacher at the end could have been Key and Peele sketches. Hilarious.
Not even a substitute, I had a math teacher who just had us grade our own assignments and give her the score and never show her the assignment like wtf? I was super scared she'd do a surprise check but she never did and I didnt do my math homework for an entire year and left with a B+
Subbing is hard as heck. I used to sub a long time ago. I remember getting good results by telling a high school class to pull their heads out. They immediately straightened up. I didn't know what it meant! But oh well.
Remember this was in 1st grade
1 day i got in trouble for taking a sip from a water bottle
A guy named Mr. Brown (or was it Green?) He dressed like a black business man from the 50's, had a flip phone, wore suits as opposed to just casual wear, and spoke a lot about how "Today, everything is about change. You have to change with it." and respect. He looked so high class in his suits. I saw him exercising after school too. He walked home, I'm pretty sure. I liked him bc I liked the 50's but he was pretty mean.
she had dark purple hair and kept a giant beanie baby collection, god she was the best
I'm certain that I would be one back when I subbed. Never drove a car, answered whatever insane questions they wanted answered, use of suspenders over belts, dismissed all the a-holes to the restroom without a care in the world...actually followed the plan.
I remember once when my teacher said "tomorrow we'll have a Sub" I thought he was talking about a sandwich 🥪
Had a sub that was in a band and he was cool af and it was always in choir I remember one day we ended up talking and he was like “oh yeah I cover myself in spaghetti sauce so I can be a noodle” and it was weird but he was fun
I had a pro wrestler stage name Col. DeBeers as a sub in weight training. Only teacher I ever saw chewing Beech-Nut and spitting in a cup. I don't think he gave a fuck.
Many years ago, when I was in 4_H, our leaders name was Ruby Butts. She was a really fun lady.
I had a sub who fell asleep during class and clearly had no idea what he was doing
My school has a sub known as "the magic man" if the class does what they're supposed to and get done early enough he'll teach us an easy magic trick
I once had a substitute teacher in elementary school who spent the whole day teaching our class about planes. No, this was not in his lesson plans.
Also there was this reoccurring substitute I had throughout Middle School and High School named Mr. Lasko and he looked exactly like a Santa Claus
We were doing worksheet and everyone was quietly talking. The sub came over to me and went "You are being a disturbance to the class!" Then he just stood there and we stared at each other for a good minute and he finally said, "HAHA! I was just kidding!" And then he just walked away.
6th grade sub told us he passed a lie detector machine by getting really stoned first. That was in the early 80s.
Squirrel babies 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was in elementary school, we got a substitute for a few weeks.
She made us audition to the class's play for the parents by making us speak in a Spanish accent because supposedly the play was written by someone Spanish. Everyone got a role as some kid in pajamas except for the 3 of us who had "won" the audition and she made us learn the whole script, planning for the 3 of us to go upstage only if someone forgot their lines, to tell them the line they forgot and go back to our places offstage.
She also waited until the kids were all out of the classroom to take whatever seat and put her bare feet on it. Mostly mine. It always left a faint weird smell, but I didn't really notice until my classmates told me about it.
The one with the French books
I died of laughter
Had a sub who was listening to the radio that we had in the classroom. Apparently she really liked the song, and came up behind me saying "You wanna dance?" and then tried to wrap her hands around my waist. She completely missed waist, and immediately received an elbow to her clavicle. She didn't say a word to me the rest of the day and never subbed for our class again.
I don't get it. She missed waist and got an elbow to her clavicle?? Huh?
None of these are really weird, but kinda cool maybe
- One of the history subs looked like Dr. Kondraki from SCP. I only had him once but he was actually pretty cool from what I remember
-In elementary (I wanna say 1st or 2nd grade) we had a sub who looked exactly like Shaggy Rodgers from the live action Scooby-Doo movies that CN was running at the time, and so that’s what we all called him. I’m pretty sure he wrote on the smartboard with a sharpie (or the regular whiteboard I honestly don’t remember. We all loved him but he ended up dying in a car crash and honestly I’m still mourning. (I dont think he was the same one from the video)
-I had a sub once for Spanish who was an extra in some really famous western movie that I can’t remember the name of for the life of me. He was really cool but we never had him again
had a sub that said "what the hell?" in 2nd grade, everyone went mental
Sauce cap?
There was this old dude l’ll refer to as Mario, because that’s who he looked like. Age Mario up by a few years and make his hair white and that’s what he looked like. HE. LET. US. DO. ANYTHING.
I NEED THIS TEACHER AHHHHHH FRICK IM HOMESCHOOLED AHHHHHHH
sauce?
Probably not 100% weird, but one sub I had junior year rambled about various things. It was January or February 2009 and he talked about how it would take a long time to recover from the recession and it was all Bush's fault.
I had him as a sub one other time later that year and I don't recall seeing him anywhere on campus the next year.
Thumbnail sauce?
In my high school me and my class had a amazing substitute teacher he was really nice and was well known and liked by every student for knowing a lot about MMORPGs like Diablo 3 and monster hunter really great guy 😲😀
We once had a sub walk out because we were being loud and reckless and someone shouted, "Did he leave to hang himself?!" because he just walked out without saying anything.
We got to watch Texas Chainsaw in our AP/DC English 4 class
This sub pronounced all our names wrong. He even got mad when we told him we had to leave early for clubs! So weird.
Handwriting degree has to be the biggest waste of time/money ive heard of
When I was in high school we had a substitute science teacher on Halloween but instead of it being a substitute it was just my normal science teacher with a fake mustache, glasses, and some facial prosthetics so it was actually really difficult to tell if it was really him.
Had one sub that had to leave the classroom for a second. She was really nice throughout the class but before she left, she randomly threatened us saying if we did anything, she’d take us to the principal and would try to get us expelled. I also heard that she almost called the cops when a student went to the bathroom without telling her. There was this other time when a student and a teacher were arguing about a worksheet. The student was worked up but he wasn’t violent. A sub sees the situation from the hallway and decides to escalate it by threatening to call security on him. The student angrily walks out and sat out of the class for the rest of the year.
Our substitute for music class in 8th grade let us watch Repo The Generic Opera
it was...quite interesting
How can the class keep a straight face while another student hides behind a curtain for the whole class
I had a sub who told us she wrote two books and was annoyed when we had no idea who she was. Then, goes off about how she met the main star of that Superman show "Smallville" and then proceeded to bash him and his character. As if anyone cared what this random thought of a famous actor. So weird.
Every Friday my math teacher left to take care of his wife and baby. Our sub was an old guy who would teach up front while the students basically threw a party. He had given up and did not try to settle us down. He came. He teached. He left.
Apparently, it wasn't grammar he "teached."
i had a sub who looked like dr brown from back to the future
My class had a sub while I was absent, he was a shitty guy apparently and one of the annoying "popular kids" got him so mad that he threw a chair at the kid. It was a few years ago though and it could have been a BS story made up by my classmates to mess with me.
There’s a regular sub in my district that went to the same yoga class as my estranged father. Whenever she subbed for my class she would tell me, in front of the entire class, that my father missed me and that I should talk to him more. I had to explain to the other students later that he was borderline neglectful and reckless.
I had one in sixth grade. The school has a rule where teachers have name plates, his was upside down when we arrived, apparently the class before mine he had come 30 minutes late, so they went outside. Came out later and yelled at them. The class I was in he went to the bathroom 6 times with an empty cup and came back with a empty cup, the almost seemed high according to an friend. He also forgot the role call. He was an odd ball.
Roll call odd ball.
Our math teacher from the previous year quit and then we were left with 5 subs for the whole semester Aug to Dec.
One Sub (the 3rd) we had lasted longer than anyone else we had subbing and she was terrible and annoying. We didn't learn a thing and I wonder why was she even working as a sub to begin with.
Our new teacher was an English Major and we learned nothing Math that whole year. Then that English Major teacher was our English teacher the next year. Never learned math again until Community college algebra.
I had a substitute teacher in High School who kept hitting on me. Seriously, offering to pay me to help her around the house, set up her computer, yard work, etc. I'd show up to her house, always coincidentally during her bath time, and the door was always open. Her husband would pretend to be oblivious but always had a creepy grin on his face. Nothing ever happened it was just too weird. She just liked flashing young boys while her husband watched.
From age 13 I covered for missing teachers. 6foot 3inches and holding many interhighscool athletics seniors records and swiming records. We talked about how their studies might profit them. Changed the school one class at a time.
In elementary school we had some kind of substitute English teacher with an accent who would pronounce "flag" as "flayg," with a long A instead of short. And when she asked whether it has a long A or short, if you said correctly that it's short, she would say it's wrong. Everyone was like, "Huh??" Now, tell me, RUclips people, in what country do they pronounce flag as flayg?? (I should have asked her, "Did you bring your lunch to school in a bayg?")
We had this sub in English in High School that subbed whenever my teacher was gone. He'd always talk about how the word gay changed from meaning happy to homosexual. Every time he was there. It was pretty strange.
I wasn't in this class, but a buddy of mine had this sub in a film class we had in high school. The regular teacher had a CD/radio combo thing she would use regularly in her class. The one day the sub was in there my buddy snuck in his Kid Rock cd he had in his truck. This sub had no control over the class, and he put the CD in without her looking and Bawitdaba started played and I guess she couldn't figure out where the music was coming from at first b/c she was kind of looking around in anger when the class was being quiet as the song was getting louder. Idr this subs name, but I do remember her, and it makes me laugh just thinking about it lol
Why does the woman in the thumbnail look so familiar?
That dork-sub settled an arguement, got the whole group showing initiative and work together on a spontanious biology-project without any problem, and they don't hire him again? Just shows that letting kids use their own brains instead of their phones is maybe not a bad idea, but thinking is discouraged nowadays.
You done messed up Aaron!
Had this one really really old the teacher who very obviously had dementia sitting in I was in band our percussionist played he asked to sign a pass she said I haven't heard you play at all even though everybody had seen her walk over to him and say hey can you play me your solo cuz at the time we were doing solos then sure enough she goes around and calling out at people who even though she's seen play saying that they're not playing
So last year my math teacher was out for about six weeks because she had just had a baby. Our substitute teacher was a stay at home mom that only worked at my school as a long term sub even though she had a teaching degree. She treated us all like elementary school kids. We were Juniors in high school
Juniors.
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We had a substitute who had a lot of scars on her face and arms, and being in 5th grade, we asked her about them. She told us the story, which started out as she was on a walk, and someone drove onto the sidewalk and hit her. Sounds like a normal accident, but she went on to tell us that the guy who hit her was "crazy" (her words), and he heard voices that told him "That I was an evil green monster and he was to kill me." Yeah, not really appropriate to tell a whole class of 5th graders 😳
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When I was in college, once we got a substitute English teacher (as our foreign language) , she pronounced "sour" like "soul" and i immediately lost it, i tried correcting her, but she didn't shake, mind you, we were a group of culinary students, so thanks to that, 15 some students mispronounced one of the basic flavors for who knows how long, we moved to french the next semester.
Wouldn't know where to start..They were all weird in my experience lol
I'm typically a little old fashioned but even I admit that CURSIVE ISN'T IMPORTANT. As a left handed person cursive was always an absolute pain in the butt. Now, I do think people should learn how to READ cursive and make a signature but it still isn't a life or death issue.
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