cheating death by utilizing terrible life hacks
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ABOUT: SAVE THE GIRL
The tricky and relaxing puzzle game you’ve been seeing all this time is finally a reality! Only the smartest will be able to solve these brain teaser tests in order to save the girl from the villains chasing her! Each level will present you with a scenario that you will have to use your IQ and wit to solve. Solve the funny challenge correctly and the woman will proceed on. Get it wrong, then it won’t end well for our heroine.
Stay in and play the most addicting and satisfying game. Feel the gratification of solving funny and difficult problems and protecting the girl from harm's way. Use that big brain of yours and let’s get to solving!
#Graystillplays
#Indie
#simulation 
Игры
In today's life hacks, I'll be teaching you how to spontaneously grow an entire telephone pole to stop a hungry dog from mauling you.
GrayStillPlays yas
k
Sounds fun i guess :))
okay
I love your vids, I'm risking getting grounded as I'm still awake and it's 11:30
Game: *Save The Girl*
Gray: No, I don’t think I will
Game: *Give your sims a good life*
Gray: No, I don't think I will.
*game* build a utopia
*grey* lets build a distopia
I dont like people who pretend to make themselves verified....
SnipedComrade yo he fingers stuff, trust me. I verified it.
Imagine Gray playing D&D with his friends, but he’s the dungeon master.
Edit: Now that he’s done the collab with DF and CallMeKevin he now has 2 victims- I meant, players.
Now THAT would be awesome!
YES
10/10 would watch...an entire campaign.
Chaotic evil dm is a recipe for disaster.
I’ve never played D&D but I would love to play that game
When Gray doesn’t say “Stay Foxy, much loved” at the end of the episode
_”It’s treason then”_
He said he was going to drink, but he didn't say full liquor bar!
@@sherrybrissette1614 D: at least he mentioned that when the kitchen was on fire they said something about the sims
"Where is she keeping these items??"
Gray, have you never looked in a woman's purse?? We carry vacuums and crowbars aplenty.
This is the reason i fear women
I love my pocket di-- I mean purse (*ơᴗơ)
Maki-risu finish your thought 😳😅
And Hair Dryers too
Heck, I even bring the sofa with me sometimes
Girl: looks sideways at a stove and the whole room is engulfed in flames
Gray and I in unison: "its the Sims 4!"
It sure is.
He was asking if it was her new house and I was thinking, "No, if Gray plays a game with a house, people aren't allowed to cook or they..." it caught fire.
Florida Man
Hey Florida Man! How’s it going?
So Florida man, how many fires were set this past week?
It was the first time that the company is also a member of the National Academy of Sciences, but it was not a big fan of this year, the company has been a great deal of time to get to know the truth.
Girl: **Kills people with entitlement issues**
Serial killers: _ah yes, doing gods work_
Speaking as a serial killer, he isn't doing God's work.
@@FloridaManGraySTOP I mean it's pretty obvious who he works for, he torments people for RUclips, Satan is stroking his chin, slowly taking down notes in Hell.
BIGGER ER SUCC looked at the big flesh light in his hands and felt angry.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his sticky surroundings. He had always hated white bedroom with its fancy, funny fleshlight. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of BIG SUCC. BIG was a brave brute with fat leg and long feet.
BIGGER ER gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an angry, hated, white paint drinker with big leg and thick feet. His friends saw him as a dripping, delightful devil. Once, he had even saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain.
But not even an angry person who had once saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what BIG had in store today.
The sun shone like humping cat, making BIGGER ER horny.
As BIGGER ER stepped outside and BIG came closer, he could see the comfortable smile on his face.
"I am here because I want revenge," BIG bellowed, in a wild tone. He slammed his fist against BIGGER ER's chest, with the force of 2474 dog. "I frigging hate you, BIGGER ER SUCC."
BIGGER ER looked back, even more horny and still fingering the big flesh light. "BIG, I NEED MORE SUCC," he replied.
They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two troubled, thirsty toads thrusting at a very creepy party, which had rock music playing in the background and two ruthless uncles penetrating to the beat.
Suddenly, BIG lunged forward and tried to punch BIGGER ER in the face. Quickly, BIGGER ER grabbed the big flesh light and brought it down on BIG's skull.
BIG's fat leg trembled and his long feet wobbled. He looked grumpy, his body raw like a kooky, klutzy knife.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later BIG SUCC was dead.
BIGGER ER SUCC went back inside and made himself a nice drink of white paint.
THE END
@@EconomyElk wtf
@@EconomyElk that actually makes sense
Girl: *sets kitchen on fire after trying to cook*
Australian man: first time?
Gray: I'm not gonna kill her because I'm a bad person, I'm killing her because she can appreciate being saved more.
Psychopaths: wait really?
That’s just the whole idea behind Saw
John Kramer: This man spittin
"on this sad piece of Leo DiCaprio wood"
Oh boy
And the water is blood Red for some reason
@@NeighborSenpai It's the blood of all the tormented Sims.
I am not a fan of our own or manage Hotel 🏨 and a few others are doing it is not the only one who has a lot of potentials to be I have a feeling that the government is not I have a feeling I iiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Grey: *sees lipstick*
Grey: *proceeds to paint toes with lipstick*
It looks the same basically
Definitely lol makeup is dumb...
@@EconomyElk I have *SO MANY* questions...
@@blorp2031 I just know that the frog's rock party with the thrusting uncles was bonkers and I'm sad I lost it
IKR? 😂
GRAY DIDN'T SAY "STAY FOXY, MUCH LOVE" AT THE END
WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER AND WHAT HAS HE DONE WITH GRAY
He played the game correctly too, yesterday. Something's definitely up.
Do you think one of the cats from the sims jumped out of the game and took over his body? Something ain't right, here.
He also didn't go back to reply some levels even though he wanted to know what happens.
AND THE FRICKIN POLLS! WHAT ABOUT THE POLLS?!
> Gray Was Not The Imposter.
Gray: *sees lipstick* or we can paint her toenails!?"
I'VE BEEN USING LIPSTICK AND NAIL POLISH WRONG.
Would a April Fool's day prank for Gray be playing the game normally?
Yup.
@@FloridaManGraySTOP
I'm *scared*
Yes.
This game was just the trial run on pranking Gray.
@@zmadisonz me too
"Here's Johnny!" is nothing compared to, "Alright," the word every game dev trembles at.
8:34 I believe that was The Bride’s signature outfit from Kill Bill Vol 1.
4:56 Mjolnir, is that you!?
Loki: Killed 80 people in 2 days
Gray: Rookie numbers
8:39 She's not going super saiyan, she's turning into Kill Bill, but either way is the Gray Way to play
I just made a comment about that without even reading this post
"That is not how guns and coconuts work!"
Well, there's a sentence I never thought I would hear in my lifetime.
Me nether.
My coconut gun can fire in spurts
Its donkey kong's coconut gun
8:41 that is not a super saiyan that is the girl from g.o.h
Girl: *plays thrash metal riff
Gray: "Ah a little Bon Jovi"
"I've never struggle to kill some one so much in my whole life"
-Gray
"This girl is like McGuyver, if McGuyver was bad at everything he did. " -Graystillplays 2020
BIGGER ER SUCC looked at the big flesh light in his hands and felt angry.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his sticky surroundings. He had always hated white bedroom with its fancy, funny fleshlight. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of BIG SUCC. BIG was a brave brute with fat leg and long feet.
BIGGER ER gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an angry, hated, white paint drinker with big leg and thick feet. His friends saw him as a dripping, delightful devil. Once, he had even saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain.
But not even an angry person who had once saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what BIG had in store today.
The sun shone like humping cat, making BIGGER ER horny.
As BIGGER ER stepped outside and BIG came closer, he could see the comfortable smile on his face.
"I am here because I want revenge," BIG bellowed, in a wild tone. He slammed his fist against BIGGER ER's chest, with the force of 2474 dog. "I frigging hate you, BIGGER ER SUCC."
BIGGER ER looked back, even more horny and still fingering the big flesh light. "BIG, I NEED MORE SUCC," he replied.
They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two troubled, thirsty toads thrusting at a very creepy party, which had rock music playing in the background and two ruthless uncles penetrating to the beat.
Suddenly, BIG lunged forward and tried to punch BIGGER ER in the face. Quickly, BIGGER ER grabbed the big flesh light and brought it down on BIG's skull.
BIG's fat leg trembled and his long feet wobbled. He looked grumpy, his body raw like a kooky, klutzy knife.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later BIG SUCC was dead.
BIGGER ER SUCC went back inside and made himself a nice drink of white paint.
THE END
Damn
Erm why do you keep copy and pasting that in almost every comment?
I’m too early. The only comments are “1st” and “Fish”
Why does she walk like that though-
Steriotyping women thats why
Fish
Sometimes I wonder who the 1st Fish was that grew legs and left the ocean.
Well, you'd walk that way too if you had to carry all that stuff up your skirt, lol
@@dragonking2535 You know, after a kidnapper with an unicorn mask, a pickpocket owning a tank and a megazord fighting a giant zombie, I don't think stereotyping is the first answer that comes to my mind
Seeing how Gray is winning almost all of the choices makes me believe that the developers had the same "meds" as Gray while brainstorming on how to make this game.
"Hey can you point me to the nearest graystillplays video?"
"Oh yeah just head straight ahead and then take a right at the blood and masochistic screaming and you'll find your destination."
"Thanks."
"No problem."
The name is Gray of course he’ll cheat death.
He's lucky to be Satan. He doesn't die literally every Wednesday.
Aperture is better
@@CardZed Thanks
When I see gray upload a video it’s gonna be good
When I see an original comment it’s gonna be good
When I see Gray upload a video, I know its going to be demonic.
@@FloridaManGraySTOP The real Florida man?
“Agh! It smells like potatoes!”
Famous last words from Captain Molestio- 2020
5:47 "It kinda disturbs me that making everything chew on my meat is , like, the answer to all my problems."
That's one sentence you wouldn't want your wife to hear out context.
My tablet: This vid was made 2 minutes ago
Comments: made 40 minutes ago
Yoni C RUclips’s drunk again
Can we appreciate that this is the first game Gray's ever played where he tried to kill someone and failed repeatedly? It's like the complete chaotic opposite of Air Marty!
11:46 you've stumbled upon a wild digglet
Nobody:
Gray: *literally making everyone’s quarantine better*
So true
Hey you all this is litterally the first time i saw this comment over the whole qurantine. And so what if you seen this comment before if you don't like it just ignore it.let people type what they want.
BIGGER ER SUCC looked at the big flesh light in his hands and felt angry.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his sticky surroundings. He had always hated white bedroom with its fancy, funny fleshlight. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of BIG SUCC. BIG was a brave brute with fat leg and long feet.
BIGGER ER gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an angry, hated, white paint drinker with big leg and thick feet. His friends saw him as a dripping, delightful devil. Once, he had even saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain.
But not even an angry person who had once saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what BIG had in store today.
The sun shone like humping cat, making BIGGER ER horny.
As BIGGER ER stepped outside and BIG came closer, he could see the comfortable smile on his face.
"I am here because I want revenge," BIG bellowed, in a wild tone. He slammed his fist against BIGGER ER's chest, with the force of 2474 dog. "I frigging hate you, BIGGER ER SUCC."
BIGGER ER looked back, even more horny and still fingering the big flesh light. "BIG, I NEED MORE SUCC," he replied.
They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two troubled, thirsty toads thrusting at a very creepy party, which had rock music playing in the background and two ruthless uncles penetrating to the beat.
Suddenly, BIG lunged forward and tried to punch BIGGER ER in the face. Quickly, BIGGER ER grabbed the big flesh light and brought it down on BIG's skull.
BIG's fat leg trembled and his long feet wobbled. He looked grumpy, his body raw like a kooky, klutzy knife.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later BIG SUCC was dead.
BIGGER ER SUCC went back inside and made himself a nice drink of white paint.
THE END
"You made it longer and harder"
Thanks grey
I'd have been dissappointed if no one had commented on that..
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Satan himself:
Grey: heRe, HeRe’S a dEEr tEsTiCLe
"Ah it smells like potatoes!" --GrayStillPlays
When the world turns grey, Grey knows how to make us laugh. I hope you have a great day. 😀
Grey or gray
@@snakeinspace4494 grey
BIGGER ER SUCC looked at the big flesh light in his hands and felt angry.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his sticky surroundings. He had always hated white bedroom with its fancy, funny fleshlight. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of BIG SUCC. BIG was a brave brute with fat leg and long feet.
BIGGER ER gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an angry, hated, white paint drinker with big leg and thick feet. His friends saw him as a dripping, delightful devil. Once, he had even saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain.
But not even an angry person who had once saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what BIG had in store today.
The sun shone like humping cat, making BIGGER ER horny.
As BIGGER ER stepped outside and BIG came closer, he could see the comfortable smile on his face.
"I am here because I want revenge," BIG bellowed, in a wild tone. He slammed his fist against BIGGER ER's chest, with the force of 2474 dog. "I frigging hate you, BIGGER ER SUCC."
BIGGER ER looked back, even more horny and still fingering the big flesh light. "BIG, I NEED MORE SUCC," he replied.
They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two troubled, thirsty toads thrusting at a very creepy party, which had rock music playing in the background and two ruthless uncles penetrating to the beat.
Suddenly, BIG lunged forward and tried to punch BIGGER ER in the face. Quickly, BIGGER ER grabbed the big flesh light and brought it down on BIG's skull.
BIG's fat leg trembled and his long feet wobbled. He looked grumpy, his body raw like a kooky, klutzy knife.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later BIG SUCC was dead.
BIGGER ER SUCC went back inside and made himself a nice drink of white paint.
THE END
@@jude297 *gray
@@EconomyElk why why you've officially traumatised a 12yro
is it just me that thinks the zombie looks like has played a role in "Plants vs. Zombies"
I thought he was discarded because he couldn't ever read his lines and was a douchebag on set
Gray: “For the power of grayskull!”
Me: “ *cough* Honour* *cough* ”
Is no one going to talk about “For the honor of Grayskull”? Because *Gray* is saying it?
_Ha ha... ahaha.. I’m sorry_
I thought the same
the refrence was hisareus
Me to
I WAS WONDERING THAT TO
Same
For some reason I can’t comprehend that you’re the same guy that makes the sim videos
I mean, I can...
It's Florida man back at it again
@@jennifergill2522 wait is the woman in save the girl florida woman?!
Don’t tell him
@@FloridaManGraySTOP lol 😂😂😂
Me: *doing school work*
GrayStillPlays: *uploads*
Me: IMMA DIP
You still do school?
It’s past midnight here and I actually woke up from the notification that gray uploaded. And now I’m here. Why sleep when there’s a new video up?
Me: *committing a cocaine-infused felony*
Gray: *starts recording*
Me: IMMA *DIE*
Of course your name would be Florida Man lmaoooo
Same
when mobile ads understand gray, we've got a problem.
Level 32 shes not calling for the manager
*SHE IS THE MANAGER*
Considering the Sims reference, "I am once again here to ask you to bring back Daniel Yeetmore" or he can be Daniel Man, as long as he is still in the gnome costume.
Graystillplay: post
Everyone: goes straight to comment
False information living evidence.
Bruh you said this in the last vid too. are you desperate for likes or sum? I’ve literally seen this like 100 times already
I basically see this comment on every vid.
BIGGER ER SUCC looked at the big flesh light in his hands and felt angry.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his sticky surroundings. He had always hated white bedroom with its fancy, funny fleshlight. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of BIG SUCC. BIG was a brave brute with fat leg and long feet.
BIGGER ER gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an angry, hated, white paint drinker with big leg and thick feet. His friends saw him as a dripping, delightful devil. Once, he had even saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain.
But not even an angry person who had once saved a worried toddler that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what BIG had in store today.
The sun shone like humping cat, making BIGGER ER horny.
As BIGGER ER stepped outside and BIG came closer, he could see the comfortable smile on his face.
"I am here because I want revenge," BIG bellowed, in a wild tone. He slammed his fist against BIGGER ER's chest, with the force of 2474 dog. "I frigging hate you, BIGGER ER SUCC."
BIGGER ER looked back, even more horny and still fingering the big flesh light. "BIG, I NEED MORE SUCC," he replied.
They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two troubled, thirsty toads thrusting at a very creepy party, which had rock music playing in the background and two ruthless uncles penetrating to the beat.
Suddenly, BIG lunged forward and tried to punch BIGGER ER in the face. Quickly, BIGGER ER grabbed the big flesh light and brought it down on BIG's skull.
BIG's fat leg trembled and his long feet wobbled. He looked grumpy, his body raw like a kooky, klutzy knife.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later BIG SUCC was dead.
BIGGER ER SUCC went back inside and made himself a nice drink of white paint.
THE END
Orion the Orion yeah and it’s the SAME GUY
"Here, Have the deer testicle."
Me: Boi, Its a moon.
Me: *sees ad*
Also me : "it looks like the girl in the thumbnail"
Ad to the game : save the girl
Intro: welcome to save the world
100% me: hugh, what a coincidence
It’s amazing.
I get ads for this game all the time.
And now you’re playing it.
Perfection.
That girl is slower than me when I'm having a asthma attack while running
8:40 did she literally turn into kill bill? XD I'm dead
I'm glad someone else got the reference 😌
She turned into The Bride (Uma Thurman) from Kill Bill!
@squishy_panda cute profile pic
@@autisticgamer24 oh thanks ^w^
Gray: "I'm gonna go consume about thirty beers"
Me: yep, sounds like a plan.
9:57 ~ Best game, ever!
When you’re trying to kill someone but they won’t die
Omg did i hear correctly? Did gray say "For the honor of grayskull" when he used thor's hamer? Any She-ra fans here?
She-ra fan here. My sister introduced me to it but i haven't watched it in like months
I wouldn't call myself a fan but i do like it. The last time i watched was when i was 8. Im 18 now.
He-man exists to lol
Wait is she-ra the episodes on Netflix or are there more?
She Ra SUCKS!!
14:04 oh no, it smells like prosthetics
"I'm gonna go consume about 30 beers."
- a Legend
I love how gray plays all these games but he's only ever made 1 FBI joke
Fish
spiritupgrades Horse
fish indeed
Octopus
Fiissh
Exactly
“I got a new pair of shoes!” 😂😭😂
"By the power of grayskull" I screamed I did not expect that but I'm proud. However if that was a pun, which it probably was, I just- I will die.
One of the only people who mentioned it
There’s only one rule in life that you must follow
WHEN IN DOUBT EAT THAT MEAT
No body
I mean NO BODY
Gray: lets go kick the Cheshire cat in the balls
I thought that was hilarious too 🤣
In a ironic twist the Chessire cat is castrated.
Grey: "I've never struggled to kill somoeone so much my whole life."
13:43
"Paint her toenails"
That....That's lipstick
5:02 : me fangirling over she-ra
To the very few people who’s reading this:
*Your nice and awesome be safe*
You too
yea you too
You to
Ah thanks. You're amazing as well.
you're*
How did you not learn this in elementary school?
I love how he is trying to mess up, but some of the right answers are so illogical that he does well 🤣
The first minute got me crying, Gary is the sunshine to my rainstorm.
RUclips: 9 comments!
Oh cool, can I see them?
RUclips: No lmao only 1, some guy said “Fish”
I was watching gray in my room eating pizza rolls and then he uploaded now im here
I love when you play super crappy games it’s always hilarious
This is so much better watching Gray play. I actually tried this game a week or two ago and stopped after 4 levels. It's so slow and agonizing to play for real. Watching it highly edited is much more fun, especially since there's no skill involved. It's just picking the right option. Nice job, gray!
“23 Minutes ago”
“Comments 381”
Me: WHAT THE HELL?!!?!
11:58 has me dying 😂
"THORS GOD DAMN HAMMER!"
gray: "the voltron of zombies"
me: flashbacks to the trainwreck of vld s8
You forgot "stay foxy" at the end!" :(
It seems that the crappy ad games are only adding to Gray's pure destructive power
Gray you should play conkers bad fur day
Gray: Thor's hammer suck. I want a refund.
Thor: Watch U say about my hammer?
"oh never mind it's like being on the sims again 2seconds into cooking and they set everything on fire "" HHHHHHHH i craked omgg thats so relatable to my brotjers cooking skills
Gray's videos always make me laugh, even on times of pain and sadness 😂
Thank you for making this game hundreds of times funnier. 😂
I legitimately hate the ads like "Save this" or "Save that!"
At least they let you watch someone die.
11:23
Flying hat or two helium tanks
Me : And that was the beginning of ballon boy.
Also, Graystillplays you should play FNaF (five nights at Freddys). I would love to see that
She's starving and has a ham the whole time.... women...
Uber eats needs money too.
She's a vegetarian with an exclusion for fish
7:00 here let me just GO TO THE BACKROOMS
there's nothing more accurate than gray saying "yes! I've killed even more people"
one of the recommended playlists:
“games where you make horrible choices”
......
*oh you mean literally every single video gray has ever made?*
Me: Sees the red/pink sea
"Intensive Evangelion flashbacks"
Also, this aint the Slash's guitar, he plays Gibson Les Paul, and that is B.C.Rich Warlock. Yeah yeah, im a nerd and im just saying
Oh god you know it's a hideous game when Grey is speechless at some of the options 😂
"Or go Super Saiyan!"
He says about the 'Kill Bill' reference.
“I’ve never had such a hard time liking some one before”
Me:**looks up from what I’m doing**
12:00 that's what She said
Everyone else just watching Gray’s video. Then there is me just enjoying his great background music.
You are one of the few youtubers that has stayed funny throughout youtubes restriction risings.
I gained 6 inches overnight, and so can you! 🤣
Ooooo
3:44 "eat my meat"
7:51 when ths zombis thing worked and thes last part wat he said it got me
I want more of this game. Im hypnotized by it.