Fun fact: when you jump, the earth actually is backing away from you with the same force as your jump. It's just so big and heavy that it doesn't actually make a noticeable difference
Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. USA(Babylon) will be invaded by Russia to the east and China to the west and will lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus. Rapture is soon and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the rfid chip as mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. There will be three days of darkness so please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. There will be fallen angels and giants and zombies and cyborgs and dinosaurs and persecution and many millions of deaths and disease like boils and tsunami to USA California and New Jersey and Florida and famine and fireball. Canada and Europe and South America and asia shall also be affected with judgements. Time is short and Jesus is coming to collect a people without spot or blemish. The tribulation will be bad so enter rapture to escape. EMP coming to USA.All lives matter not just black lives. If you suffer from depression, anxiety, racing thoughts, mood swings, anorexia, suicide thoughts, loneliness, or have a disease, seek Jesus. Jesus can cure any disease. Husbands are head of the wives, husbands love wives and wives obey husband. Aliens are demons dont trust them. Believe in faith to receive in prayer or you will not receive, those who exalt themselves shall be humbled but those who humble themselves shall be exalted, seek Jesus and pray without ceasing, Keep 10 commandments even Sabbath, bless and not curse, do unto others what you would want them to do unto you, harp music with praises to Jesus is biblical, read bible daily, cleanliness, no yoga or yoga pants, dont get COVID vaccine, love God, love others, avoid homosexuality, witchcraft, sinful media like tv shows, unholy anime, love of money, sex outside of biblical marriage, adultery, masturbation, porno/hentai, anal and oral sex, drunkenness, pride, smoking, gossip, lying,lacking faith, materialism, fictional books, dolls like dolls from Disney, no disney shows or movies, sinful movies like marvel, joking around, not loving God, unforgiveness, rap/music that doesn't glorify Jesus or God, cursing, hate, suicide, videos games, trusting in self or humans over trusting in God and His Word, having any idol than Jesus, bikini and inappropriate clothing, sex with animals, arrogance, rebellion, Santa Claus, catholicism, 7th day adventist, lukewarmness, martial arts, freemasonry, energy drinks, skirts/dresses above the knee, tattoos, dying hair, star wars and the figures and movies and games, idolising sports, smoking cigarettes or marijuana or e cig, supporting or being a furry, orgies, swallowing semen, hating God, dora the explora, cheating on your spouse with another person, bad thoughts like sexual thoughts and murdering thoughts, condoms, black goo, being rich in this life, loving this life, seeking popularity/ having favortism/partiality,sex or lusting after animals or even children, racism, jehovah witness, mormonism, transgender, lies of evolution and big bang, flat earth, gambling, cheating or not paying on taxes when biblical required, drinking human or animal blood, twilight book series, not helping the poor and needy and widows, not giving tithe (10% of income) and offerings, not being thankful to Jesus, not listening to parents, Halloween, 5g, avoid following other religion other than following Jesus Son of God. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Best blessings to everyone every second forever by infinity God willing. Shalom aleichem.3
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
@@mr.mackey6012 follow this man, he is releasing videos that make you rethink about that false scince. ruclips.net/video/sqet-C_dSDE/видео.html (Turn on English caption. And wait for the other videos, he is translating and releasing his Arabic videos one by one )
0:10 glitches naturally through the sign 0:11 barely misses two people 0:13 hits a perfect kickflip 0:14 realizes how cool that was but is so cool that hes able to keep and control coolness 0:16 naturally organically notices his glasses 0:18 hits a casual drift while grabbing glasses effortlessly 0:20 puts glasses on while ending up perfectly on the road again Ladies and gents, there's not just one cool thing that happened here. salute
@@GastricIssuesFartman Really?! For a moment there I thought this guy was the first person in History to ever say that. But then you came over and oppened my eyes. I can't thank you enough.
Hate to be that guy. But it's physically impossible to create something out of nothing. Without any resources or any type of particle, it is impossible to create something. Yes, feel free to r/wooosh me
@@FingRTwins Shut up Ted from TED talks Also, coolness is a form of energy only this man possesses, and you can make matter out of energy, since matter is just fancy energy
The fact that he inexplicably phased through the first lamp post, got flipped by the second, and collided normally with the third is the perfect embodiment of what its like to play this game
yes that's why there is an individual video of the clip uploaded to youtube with the title quoted of the specific request that the requester (which i will enforce did receive said request) made, due to indeed good, no great, scratch that IMPECCABLE timing
Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. USA(Babylon) will be invaded by Russia to the east and China to the west and will lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus. Rapture is soon and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the rfid chip as mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. There will be three days of darkness so please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. There will be fallen angels and giants and zombies and cyborgs and dinosaurs and persecution and many millions of deaths and disease like boils and tsunami to USA California and New Jersey and Florida and famine and fireball. Canada and Europe and South America and asia shall also be affected with judgements. Time is short and Jesus is coming to collect a people without spot or blemish. The tribulation will be bad so enter rapture to escape. EMP coming to USA.All lives matter not just black lives. If you suffer from depression, anxiety, racing thoughts, mood swings, anorexia, suicide thoughts, loneliness, or have a disease, seek Jesus. Jesus can cure any disease. Husbands are head of the wives, husbands love wives and wives obey husband. Aliens are demons dont trust them. Believe in faith to receive in prayer or you will not receive, those who exalt themselves shall be humbled but those who humble themselves shall be exalted, seek Jesus and pray without ceasing, Keep 10 commandments even Sabbath, bless and not curse, do unto others what you would want them to do unto you, harp music with praises to Jesus is biblical, read bible daily, cleanliness, no yoga or yoga pants, dont get COVID vaccine, love God, love others, avoid homosexuality, witchcraft, sinful media like tv shows, unholy anime, love of money, sex outside of biblical marriage, adultery, masturbation, porno/hentai, anal and oral sex, drunkenness, pride, smoking, gossip, lying,lacking faith, materialism, fictional books, dolls like dolls from Disney, no disney shows or movies, sinful movies like marvel, joking around, not loving God, unforgiveness, rap/music that doesn't glorify Jesus or God, cursing, hate, suicide, videos games, trusting in self or humans over trusting in God and His Word, having any idol than Jesus, bikini and inappropriate clothing, sex with animals, arrogance, rebellion, Santa Claus, catholicism, 7th day adventist, lukewarmness, martial arts, freemasonry, energy drinks, skirts/dresses above the knee, tattoos, dying hair, star wars and the figures and movies and games, idolising sports, smoking cigarettes or marijuana or e cig, supporting or being a furry, orgies, swallowing semen, hating God, dora the explora, cheating on your spouse with another person, bad thoughts like sexual thoughts and murdering thoughts, condoms, black goo, being rich in this life, loving this life, seeking popularity/ having favortism/partiality,sex or lusting after animals or even children, racism, jehovah witness, mormonism, transgender, lies of evolution and big bang, flat earth, gambling, cheating or not paying on taxes when biblical required, drinking human or animal blood, twilight book series, not helping the poor and needy and widows, not giving tithe (10% of income) and offerings, not being thankful to Jesus, not listening to parents, Halloween, 5g, avoid following other religion other than following Jesus Son of God. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Best blessings to everyone every second forever by infinity God willing. Shalom aleichem.w
@@smd_manny6036 Somehow when they "jump out of the way" they seem to end up jumping right into my bumper and rolling under the car...maybe that's just the version I have 👀
@@mattclinton3675 twitter SapySha1997 is the artist.. hope they allow me to use it as profile picture.. if they dont.. then.. I'll immediately change it tho.. i mean.. ive never send a request after all..
@@mnnwdr haha. Don't worry, no one is going to force you out of using their art especially when you don't monetize it ) Thanks for the heads up about the artist though.
Игры
Follow me on Twitch for my First stream www.twitch.tv/buffelz_
:/
stop typing nobody wants to watch
ew no
For your first stream? This was three years ago and you pinned this two days ago bro, streaming ain't it for you ngl
PLEASE DELETE UR TWITCH ACCOUNT BRODIE
the glasses weren't even on the table in that moment, his sheer force of will and coolness materialized them right then and there
canon
Kimball
That's not possible
@@ThanksCaptainObviousyour pfp explains everything
@@ThanksCaptainObvious *Whispers* Why isn't it possible
When this guy goes to a restaurant the watiers leave him a tip.
😂
Watiers.
Underrated comment 😂
@Blackpilled Saint redditor detected, begone from this world
"When opportuinty comes knocking and he isn't home, opportunity waits.
gold
Beautiful 😂
opportuinty, dude.
@@dumaass
Congrats you spotted a typo
@@dsadunnodudeish4535 ok
This guy once missed two days of school, those days are now referred to as The Weekend
You win this one, that was really good.
Take my like, that's creative😂
What a legend
copied from zlatan comment
Chuck Norris jokes, classic.
When this guy goes to the therapist, the therapist tells him all his problems
Imagine that irl. You have severe problems and you want to talk to someone and the therapist just starts talking about all his problems lol
@@Withern679 you describe it like it actually happened to you 🤣
That isn't what's supposed to happen?
@@Keayzilla O_O he's on to me...
I had to read this twice to understand
When his phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie
Lmao
and if somebody else talks they shush em.
Lmao
Best hahahah xD
Lol.
this guy doesnt jump, earth just backs away respectfully
hands down that was good'
😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: when you jump, the earth actually is backing away from you with the same force as your jump. It's just so big and heavy that it doesn't actually make a noticeable difference
@@AlphaSeagullcool fact
@@AlphaSeagullFun fact: this is just the 3rd law in dynamics
This man does not pay attention, attention pays him.
that's a lil wayne lyric.
oh look we got an OG
that's exactly where I came up with this lol
@@SpaceMissile
@@IbnHunter weezy F, baby
I mean that's basically how we pay the RUclipsrs...
This is why He has no debts
When he was 12, his parents moved out
Brilliant.
Lmao
Now take that out of context
@@chaosrealmer3455 lmao am dead
lmfao
This guy gave his dad “the talk”
Thats one of my favorite ones :)
I clicked the 100th like 😎
actual lmao
😂😂😂😂😂 Yoo stop bro these comments actually got me dying
Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. USA(Babylon) will be invaded by Russia to the east and China to the west and will lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus. Rapture is soon and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the rfid chip as mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. There will be three days of darkness so please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. There will be fallen angels and giants and zombies and cyborgs and dinosaurs and persecution and many millions of deaths and disease like boils and tsunami to USA California and New Jersey and Florida and famine and fireball. Canada and Europe and South America and asia shall also be affected with judgements. Time is short and Jesus is coming to collect a people without spot or blemish. The tribulation will be bad so enter rapture to escape. EMP coming to USA.All lives matter not just black lives. If you suffer from depression, anxiety, racing thoughts, mood swings, anorexia, suicide thoughts, loneliness, or have a disease, seek Jesus. Jesus can cure any disease. Husbands are head of the wives, husbands love wives and wives obey husband. Aliens are demons dont trust them. Believe in faith to receive in prayer or you will not receive, those who exalt themselves shall be humbled but those who humble themselves shall be exalted, seek Jesus and pray without ceasing, Keep 10 commandments even Sabbath, bless and not curse, do unto others what you would want them to do unto you, harp music with praises to Jesus is biblical, read bible daily, cleanliness, no yoga or yoga pants, dont get COVID vaccine, love God, love others, avoid homosexuality, witchcraft, sinful media like tv shows, unholy anime, love of money, sex outside of biblical marriage, adultery, masturbation, porno/hentai, anal and oral sex, drunkenness, pride, smoking, gossip, lying,lacking faith, materialism, fictional books, dolls like dolls from Disney, no disney shows or movies, sinful movies like marvel, joking around, not loving God, unforgiveness, rap/music that doesn't glorify Jesus or God, cursing, hate, suicide, videos games, trusting in self or humans over trusting in God and His Word, having any idol than Jesus, bikini and inappropriate clothing, sex with animals, arrogance, rebellion, Santa Claus, catholicism, 7th day adventist, lukewarmness, martial arts, freemasonry, energy drinks, skirts/dresses above the knee, tattoos, dying hair, star wars and the figures and movies and games, idolising sports, smoking cigarettes or marijuana or e cig, supporting or being a furry, orgies, swallowing semen, hating God, dora the explora, cheating on your spouse with another person, bad thoughts like sexual thoughts and murdering thoughts, condoms, black goo, being rich in this life, loving this life, seeking popularity/ having favortism/partiality,sex or lusting after animals or even children, racism, jehovah witness, mormonism, transgender, lies of evolution and big bang, flat earth, gambling, cheating or not paying on taxes when biblical required, drinking human or animal blood, twilight book series, not helping the poor and needy and widows, not giving tithe (10% of income) and offerings, not being thankful to Jesus, not listening to parents, Halloween, 5g, avoid following other religion other than following Jesus Son of God. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Best blessings to everyone every second forever by infinity God willing. Shalom aleichem.3
when he enters classroom, teacher stands up
This was too good not to reply
Gold 🪙
I agree@@MaZaki721
800
@@gamer-pv8lq🤖
this guy's first job was construction. after a few short days, he built the hospital he was later born in
I don’t remember this in the Bible
@@WuhHuhhe wrote the bible later.
@@WuhHuhhe probably just forgot to write it down
This doesn’t make sense as a joke. It doesn’t how an understanding of that type of jokes structure (“it didn’t happen to him, he happened to it”).
@@nickm.5931 what
When this guy was born, the doctor asked him what he would like to name his parents.
😂😂😂😂😂☠️
Damn I'm your 69th like.... Only 11 hour's ago.
660th like, 23 hrs ago.
1000th like
1k and it’s been a day wtf
He's the type of guy who would give his teacher homework.
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
@@mr.mackey6012 follow this man, he is releasing videos that make you rethink about that false scince.
ruclips.net/video/sqet-C_dSDE/видео.html
(Turn on English caption.
And wait for the other videos, he is translating and releasing his Arabic videos one by one )
@@Ibrahim-tv7rv this is getting out of hand. Now there’s two of them!
I'm scared of what this will develope into
Wtf is wrong with this comment section
He counted to infinity. TWICE
Once forwards from 0 to infinity, then backwards from 0 to -infinity.
0:10 glitches naturally through the sign
0:11 barely misses two people
0:13 hits a perfect kickflip
0:14 realizes how cool that was but is so cool that hes able to keep and control coolness
0:16 naturally organically notices his glasses
0:18 hits a casual drift while grabbing glasses effortlessly
0:20 puts glasses on while ending up perfectly on the road again
Ladies and gents, there's not just one cool thing that happened here. salute
an eye for detail. Respect
Yeah… we saw the video. It wasn’t that cool. Calm tf down
@@cynicaltruth7486idk man,
Doing a kick flip with a car is kinda cool especially when you casually clip though a solid object beforehand
he recorded the facecam after the instance happened
Did he glitch through a pole as well?!
The fact that he didn't say shit and went with the flow makes this better.
You know he was freaking out on the inside, after he landed
Google global truth project and read “The Present” to see the truth about life and death in 4 pgs. Nothing is more important than checking it is true.
@Tschu Backa i may have 2 kids, but you right. i never lost my virginity....
because i never lose
Murloc Masher ur a virgin
"Daniel and tschu.... Here are your L's, and what'll it be to drink for you this evening?"
*This is the guy that tells barbers he doesn’t like the cut*
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Nice name
The true bamf
@@billsavidz1274 omg, I just noticed the name 🤣 Abortion Completion
This man once threw a rock to the sky. Today that rock is known as the moon.
When this guy sits down for a job interview, he checks if the interviewer is qualified
Underrated
When this man was born he congratulated his mom and then drove her home
😂😂
Lol 😂
@@GastricIssuesFartman Congrats Sherlock
Lul
@@GastricIssuesFartman Really?!
For a moment there I thought this guy was the first person in History to ever say that.
But then you came over and oppened my eyes. I can't thank you enough.
The Sunglasses don’t protect this guys eyes.. It protects the Sun.
Funny seeing you here, love your channel!
@@VladimirKostek thank you dude!
Even with protection, the sun is still scared of him
Sunglass battle.. Tony Ferguson vs this guy
nice
Chuck Norris has been trying to get this guy's autograph for years.
He is Chuck Norris
When this guy jumps, gravity asks him for permission to return him down.
Now that, my friend, was a good joke
literally cartoon characters
LA GRAVITA
Instead of screaming or saying anything stupid he just pulls over his sunglasses like a chad
He prepped it though
He didn't do the surprised soy face
chad
Because his car had already done something cool for him by flipping. Him putting on his glasses was akin to saying "I meant that."
@@krashd Yeah we get that, he’s saying that most people would be excited and scream or something
"Do something cool, im bored"
Car: Im about to save this man's whole career
Car is a true homie
Yes
Perfect kick flip lol
Braincells exist
RUclips comments: im gonna end this whole mans career
Literally
When this man crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
When this guy takes a shower, the water gets cleaner.
When this guy gets arrested, the judge pleads guilty.
UNDERRATED
Best one
to be fair this had to be baked.
This is true in a lot of ways
Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!.!.
This is one of those “if it wasn’t recorded, no one would believe it.” Moments
yeah but if he wasnt recording then nobody would have asked him to do something cool on stream bc he wouldnt have been streaming
Except its fake. It was never streamed he just edited himself on the footage
@@sarion2924 are you braindead it was a livestream how could it be edited when people are watching live?
@@PegsVAcoffin calm down, let the disabled child speak and explain himself first.
@@PegsVAcoffin Not saying I agree with Sarion but there are dozen of ways to fake this.
This guy is so fast he stops to wait for his shadow.
This guy doesn't feel cold, cold feels him.
This can be taken many ways
Who is Cold and why can he feel the man, but not us?
@@AnyoneButDarkness🥜🧠
@@AnyoneButDarknessjk
When this guys smokes, the cigarette dies of lung cancer
Bruh 😂😂😂
LMAO!
Bruh lol
bruurb
lmao
When he watches a movie, he gets mentioned as a viewer in the credits.
Hey, that's a nice joke! Please reply to me!!!
@@generalgta3528 hey
Underrated
noice
@@generalgta3528 hi
If this guy doesn't pay the rent, the landlord apologizes for making the rent too expensive.
Bro taught physics to Einstein
This guy goes to his girlfriends house when her parents are home.
And when he arrives the parents leave.
And her parents bow down to him.
No this guys gf goes to HIS house when his parents arent home
This guy goes to his gfs parents house when his gf isn't home
@@nathanbilotta1112 underrated comment of a comment😂
This guy doesn’t lie, he just changes facts
I'm not going to use this at all;)
facts can be fabricated. truth remains truth.
@@monsterrun and you. missed the point.
@@monsterrun yikes
Epic!
When this guy makes a mistake in a History book, History apologizes and rewrites itself for him
Untrue, because he never commits mistakes. Mistakes commit him.
@@impossiblehanley2732He doesn’t even make sense anymore. Sense makes him.
When his dad went for milk, he found him waiting in the store.
His coolness materialised to form those glasses out of nothing...
782 likes and no comments? Don’t mind if I do!
Don’t mind me just addin another comment
Yeh me too...
Hate to be that guy. But it's physically impossible to create something out of nothing. Without any resources or any type of particle, it is impossible to create something. Yes, feel free to r/wooosh me
@@FingRTwins Shut up Ted from TED talks
Also, coolness is a form of energy only this man possesses, and you can make matter out of energy, since matter is just fancy energy
This guy tells his parents why they're adopted.
🤣🤣
@CLOWNKAR BADGER 🍣🔥 ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html
Lol tf🤣
😂😂😂
bro i'm dead lmao 😂🤣
This man gets the veterans discount without ever being in the military.
This guy doesn't miss his flight, his flight misses him
That could explain the crying airplane that I saw
Viewer: "do something cool I'm bored"
Game: "say less"
“Do something cool im”
Game : “no, less”
Do something
Isn't it supposed to be: "Say no more"?
@@bluecaptainIT yes
@@bluecaptainIT _that does seem to be the joke doesn't it._
This man doesn't pay respect. Respect pays him.
😂👌
😂👌🏻
😂👌🏾
Respect self press F to pay him
🐷👌
When Martin Luther King Jr said he had a dream, this is what he was referring to.
When this guy stares at the sun, the sun blinks. ☀
The best part is that he doesn't break the moment and stays cool while putting those shades on
After hitting the post, performing and landing a perfect kick flip with the car 😂🤣😂
@@buffalokids671 no shit, thank you.
@@buffalokids671 kick flip yea alr
He totally could've crashed into a building and it would have lost but he kept his cool 😎
*"With a drift"*
When this guy was born, the doctor said "it's a man".
That’s good
no its a grandpa 👴
The first time I heard this one it's funny
Made me laugh, take my like
Made me laugh 10/10
This man is so cool he gives presents to Santa and takes his cookies.
The dictionary gets updated when he makes a spelling mistake
When in school, teachers had to raise their hand to speak to this guy
xDD
Quality and original content, yes this was what I was looking for
@@dogesenpai3469 in nature nothing is created, nothing is lost, everything is copied
@@samuka1346 you just murdered my brain
@@samuka1346 just like your braincells, they are like that of a rat
Viewer: "Do something cool, I'm bored."
The car: "I'm on it boss"
Delamain stop hacking my car
Lmao
Finally a hilarious comment 🤣
Car: Ight imma fuh witchu
Which game is it watch dogs?
When this guy jumps into fire, the fire feels cold
The fact that he inexplicably phased through the first lamp post, got flipped by the second, and collided normally with the third is the perfect embodiment of what its like to play this game
It's the perfect "car"-acter development
Another piece of evidence to prove that Cyberpunk is always listening.
Yes sir
That is the next gen part of it
its called 5th wall
Can't wait to see this comment get 42k likes
I have my ear on you
That was good timing
yes that's why there is an individual video of the clip uploaded to youtube with the title quoted of the specific request that the requester (which i will enforce did receive said request) made, due to indeed good, no great, scratch that IMPECCABLE timing
Caca
@Paolo Gabriel L. Gran If it were perfect he would jumping over a man or vehicle and landing with two wheels and drives angle. U now what I'm saying?
*god timing
@@brain3-docvvw898
(sarcastic said) god timing?
Really?
When he looks at an enderman, the enderman teleports away for its life.
This guy once took a leak on a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Damn 😂
Ok this made me laugh
This Guy Doesn't Catch Cold, He throws it.
One of my favourites
nais
love it
Covid be like:
Best comment I’m crying 😭 😂
When this guy goes to court, the judge calls him ‘your honor’
wtf 😂
and the judge goes to sit with the jury
The judge says "I'm honoured"
I'd go to school for eight years and work as a lawyer for ten more years just to become a judge and call other people "your honor" as a bad joke.
According to the Judgement of The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale...
This man doesn’t pay his taxes, the taxes pays him
Thats called welfare nothing special
You can see how hard he's fighting the smile. Love that.
When this guy’s parents were scared, they went to his room to go sleep
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
this is why we don’t text and drive, kids.
way too fucking cool
World couldn’t handle it
The government are just trying to hide our potential
It’s too cool to text and drive that the police send you to cool jail.
My dad was so cool god to him to heaven
So cool some old crusty losers made it a law not to be so cool while driving.
When this guy goes to store
cashier pays him for taking the food.
haha exactly
@@Buffelz we know
When this guy has lemons, he doesn’t need to make lemonade. The lemons make it for him.
When this guy was born, he raised his parents.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@@davidpadilla1354 tf
Not funny
@@SquillyWonka and?
When this guy swims in the ocean, the sharks swim away from him
nah ! the ocean may drown...
Whenever this guy gets tired the sun forcefully sets to help him go to sleep
*I am more impressed by how he didn't hit any pedestrians*
pacifist route
There's only like 2
No they just jump outta the way
@@smd_manny6036 Somehow when they "jump out of the way" they seem to end up jumping right into my bumper and rolling under the car...maybe that's just the version I have 👀
@@smd_manny6036 nah dude those mfs jump straight into your car if they have the chance I swear to god
This man just responded by landing a barrel roll without trying then put on shades outta nowhere
Wow it's almost like we watched the same video
Thanks for telling us what he did 👍 I couldn't really see it myself fam thank you
That’s a kickflip not a 360 flip
@@Yenzena_ to non skaters the car did rotate 360° so i can see how they would call it a 360 flip
Bro no way bro, thanks for describing the video bro.
Bro had that planned out since he was born he had the shades there and everything😂
It must have been a hard childhood for this guy, growing up raising 2 parents
Bold of you to assume he had to grow up.
He just spawned
For him? It must've been easy
Lmao
I actually cackled, omg. That's a good one
Nailed
Screwed
Hammered
ad dimana2 y bang
@@Clementdav njir ada indo jg
Drilled
This guy doesnt open the shower, he just looks at it and it starts crying.
This man tells his crush that she likes him
When this guy installed the Game, the game accepted his terms and conditions.
GOLD
GOLD
GOLD
PLATINUM
DIAMOND
2020 : you listen game
2077 : game listens you
I’m replying because you are verified. People might click on the replies and see my comment.
@@Dust52637 i saw u
@@jayvaibhawverma same
@@Dust52637 dey tookah jewbs
@@chingchenghanjisuperidol9933 me too
he's the reason we say good morning, because every day we can awake knowing this legend is among us
When he asks the teacher if he *can* go to the bathroom, the teacher lets him go.
When this guy installs windows microsoft accepts his terms and conditions
Underated
Dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
wtf😂🤣🤣😂😂
I'm laughing like a fucking donkey
Lmao XD
Viewer: *is bored*
Cyberpunk: *we don’t do that around here*
Me: man I wish there was flying ca-
Cyberpunk: *say no more*
Stop using dead memes please
@@marcolabate5254
*”No, I don’t think i will”*
@@marcolabate5254 bruh
More like
Cyber punk : we don’t do anything around here...instead just give you this half ass game
Those sunglasses didn’t exist until he decided he wanted them to
This guy gave himself permission to kiss the bride at his wedding
That's a double: go through one pole and then immediately smash into another to flip. Great choreography
Matrix
Majjiq
@@mnnwdr that's a nice small Guuuraah profile picture )
@@mattclinton3675 twitter SapySha1997 is the artist.. hope they allow me to use it as profile picture.. if they dont.. then.. I'll immediately change it tho.. i mean.. ive never send a request after all..
@@mnnwdr haha. Don't worry, no one is going to force you out of using their art especially when you don't monetize it )
Thanks for the heads up about the artist though.
He didn't choose the thug life,the thug life chose him.
appropriate use, but dead meme. sorry mate
@@sketchyth0ughts399 Who cares
@@sketchyth0ughts399 yeah who cares
@@sketchyth0ughts399 dead meme, but brought back at the right time. sorry, mate.
@@sketchyth0ughts399 dead meme but true. Plus who tf cares!
When this guy does push-ups, the earth moves up and down.
This man doesn't fear the reaper, he reaps the fear
viewer:"do something cool Im bored"
car: "fine I'll do it myself"
Sunglasses on, cue thug life theme.
The car just hit a light pole and literally did a full spin right after
Nice profile picture, good taste.
Oh.
@@mglo4260 lol
I’m pretty sure as soon as he read that, the glasses materialised in his hand
Glasses: My time has come
XD
He is the life of parties he never attended.
If there was Hall of Fame in RUclips this video is one of those
When this man was born, he delivered himself
@Parth Patel to his room and smack the nurse
Facts!!
When this man was born, he drove his mom home
@@SwiftShorts00Nah he delivered his mom
@@SwiftShorts00 I'm sad because I'm only your 68Th like.
Best clip ever. Sunglasses ready and everything
Thanks man
@@iambrectify4119 are you the guy in the clip?
@@chokingsplitz9445 shhhh undercover
@@iambrectify4119 haha we found you. good job bro 😎
@Landerge Alehandro why am I wet from that?
The fact he didn't overreact like or or or or or or or like some cringey RUclipsrs/streamers makes it even better.
Awesome comment awesome emojis😂😂
The emojis😂😂
How did you do that though?
This guy *IS* Victoria’s Secret
Viewer: Do something cool, I'm bored
Cyberpunk: And I took that personally
Lmao
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