Zhongli: hey I thought we could go to the ba- Childe: here you money Zhongli: osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember but where are tartaglia who share the memory
Childe: Comrade a word of advice don't go yelling stupid things in the heat of battle Aether: *WIND BLADEEE-* Timestamp: 0:09 Edit 2:HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING MORE LIKES THANK U FOR THE LIKES- Edit 3: 280 THANK YOU SO MUCH! Edit 4: 283 I don't need that much anymore .-. Edit 5 (final):323? Ty
TAR-TAR-TAGLIA Lover of Snezhnayan queen There was a cat that really was gone TAR-TAR-TAGLIA Snezhnayas greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
thank you, now I know my alphabet ah perfect weather for fishing brace yourself, this is gonna hurt comrade a word of advice, don't go yelling stupid things in heated battle (WINDBLADE) death loom, my time to shine enormous beast foul legacy, devouring deep! great! I'll take it hey girlie/buddy hold still I'm number 11 of the fatui harbingers, code name childe, but I also go by tartaglia just look at that wind blow knights of Favonious let's see how far you can go morning comrade! you raring to go today I see not bad not bad one day I will conquer the world pretty good quite impressed raging tide something tells me we are getting along splendidly tar tar tartaglia lover of snezhyen queen use both hands to beat me vision well then amuse me x you look well, what's your secret? zhongli *osmanthus wine taste the same as i remember but where are those who share the memories?*
childe: comrade, word of advice. don't go yelling stupid things in the heat of battle also childe: *breathes* (this is a joke. plz don't attack me childe simps
There lived a certain man from Snezhnaya long ago He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear (but to snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear) He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he was also the kind of teacher Women would desire TAR-TAR-TAGLIA Lover of Snezhnayan queen There was a cat that really was gone TAR-TAR-TAGLIA Snezhnayas greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
As a childe main I need to say something. *cough* Four,tres,two,uno~ LISTEN UP YALL CUZ THIS IS IT YHE BEAT THAT IM BANGING IS DELICIOUS TARTAGULITIONS DEFENITION MAKE THE GIRLS GO LOCO THEY WANT MY TREASURES SO THEY GET THEIR PLEASURES FROM MY PHOTO TARTAGULITIONS THE ALPHABET IS AMAZING
I think “I”should be *”It is a wonderful my life but, please could you say my name, when the music is over~~~~, Kill the light, and there was such a sweet time~~~,could you pray for me my friend, it’s starting one more time~~~, taking over night~~~”*
Childe: Word of advice, don't yell stupid things during battle.
Also Childe: FOUL LEGACY- THE DEVOURING DEEP!!
Pffft
"Not bad, not bad"
"Die here"
Something else catch your eye?
Cowering already?
You missed a spot!
You should do it like this.
BREAK!
Devour! Shatter!
@@mystii8134 Surrender is a valid option, *I promise I’ll be gentle*
@@mystii8134 ha ha ha ( Childes infinite laugh during battles* )
Zhongli: hey I thought we could go to the ba-
Childe: here you money
Zhongli: osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember but where are tartaglia who share the memory
*tartaglia who share the money
True..
@@FantikSalmakii wheres he now
@@hawwinhudaya ok grammar police
@@vallezionex9859 bruh? They made a joke. They changed memory to money. What about that is grammar?
Kinda sad 'S' wasn't Sekkaku no chansu da but either way, i'm satisfied and know my Alphabet better now
This is English Tartaglia, not Japanese one.
Also, Japanese don't use Latin alphabet, so~
@@Oscarus4250 i know it's english but i thought it would be Japanese for the joke
@@shadowood_ In that case... Yes.
would've been better if there's a japanese version
“hey girlie, hold still”
also childe: casually holding a 1* bow
T is for "This opportunity is quite hard to come by"
Affter 1 year "Can you stop already pls?"
T is for Teucer
Well then, amuse me
S is for "Sekkaku no chansu da"
0:09
Childe : comrade word advice don't go yelling stupid things in the heat of battle.
Aether : *WIND BLA-*
🌸😹It could be said that though I am not the biggest fan of Childe (combat wise), lore wise, he is quite champion and I must extend a sincere like😹🌸
You're everywhere lol
@@jinorism true lol
Comment bot
@@ZeonplayzYt 🌸😹It is an honor to be uttered such loving utterence😹🌸
@@elknolasshrineofraja3966 Dont listen to that guy, you aree the best
I literally burst into laughter when Aether yelled WIND BLADE LMFAO
*L* : "Let's see how far you can go"
>Ganyu is there
*Vietnam flashbacks*
@@WestefordVT You are too pure for this fanbase
@@hahafunny6598 very pure indeed
Oh god you too?
@@hahafunny6598 he just wants to know what happened with ganyu and childe... because in fact i myself have no idea either.
@@zethiant Sit down son... its time i told you about the birds and the bees
Childe: Comrade a word of advice don't go yelling stupid things in the heat of battle
Aether: *WIND BLADEEE-*
Timestamp: 0:09
Edit 2:HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING MORE LIKES THANK U FOR THE LIKES-
Edit 3: 280 THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Edit 4: 283 I don't need that much anymore .-.
Edit 5 (final):323? Ty
I CANT STOP LOOPING I
I legit thought that it said wet blood not wind blade 💀
TAR-TAR-TAGLIA
Lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone
TAR-TAR-TAGLIA
Snezhnayas greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
0:51 YOU DIDN'T JUST-
If it's ganyu he will be able to go very far
And yes please excuse me while I drink bleach XD
I don't even know why ppl ship him with ganyu like bruh he is a harbinger 🗿
@@Asm0sday it would be better for u to not know the reason why . It's for your own good😌
no not the cursed comic-
YES HE DID😱
The Random Windblade got me rollin
0:51
Childe: Let's see how far you can go
Ganyu: Not again...
Lumine: *Approaching faster towards to Childe's Location*
Why do i suddenly feel about flashback nyantcha childe x ganyu cursed comic...😟😟
@@ryouchiayamechan I've seen that too but i didn't go to the worst part. It makes uncomfortable.
WHY
@@ryouchiayamechan 😄😄😄😁😁😁
😡🔥😡😡🔥😡😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
but it grows back, *right??!!*
0:52 “Let’s see how far you can go”
The fact that Ganyu is there makes this 69x sussier
@@cristianplala4946 no to break her horns
@@cristianplala4946 You made me spit out my drink and actually laugh out loud
HORNS😭☠️
@@xenon6138 HORNS BUT REPLACE S WITH Y
366061
0:51 **vietnam flashbacks**
As a childe main, I appreciate this
same dude😭🧡
0:51 great, my PTSD is rising
0:14 NOT THE WINDBLADE OMG 😭😭😭😭
I wanted and thought that T was gonna be "toy salesman in snezhanaya" but TAR TAR TAGLIA LOVER OF SNEZHANAY QUEEN was unexpected and better
0:51 omfg... u just didn‘t do that... xd
Either c is comrade OR Childe but both would work also Childe calls us comrade not TRAVELER anymore
0:51 Grrgh... Those memories, so dark...
OH NONONONONO
thank you, now I know my alphabet
ah perfect weather for fishing
brace yourself, this is gonna hurt
comrade a word of advice, don't go yelling stupid things in heated battle (WINDBLADE)
death loom, my time to shine
enormous beast
foul legacy, devouring deep!
great! I'll take it
hey girlie/buddy hold still
I'm number 11 of the fatui harbingers, code name childe, but I also go by tartaglia
just look at that wind blow
knights of Favonious
let's see how far you can go
morning comrade! you raring to go today I see
not bad not bad
one day I will conquer the world
pretty good
quite impressed
raging tide
something tells me we are getting along splendidly
tar tar tartaglia lover of snezhyen queen
use both hands to beat me
vision
well then amuse me
x
you look well, what's your secret?
zhongli
*osmanthus wine taste the same as i remember but where are those who share the memories?*
Hi kunikuzhi it's me your mom I'm proud you are learning
@@dezain9037 mom childe didn't teach me what x is
thank you, now I know my alphabet
"You're pretty good"
When should I expect to see Childe spinning two revolvers?
Let's see how far you can go while there is ganyu and a bed killed me
They actually out noelle in the knights of favonius
GREAT JOB :D
Almost everything was perfect it’s just A is for another rerun
I never gasped so loud in my life when I saw Childe and Ganyu while he said "let's see how far you can go"
childe: comrade, word of advice. don't go yelling stupid things in the heat of battle
also childe: *breathes*
(this is a joke. plz don't attack me childe simps
LMAO YES
I APPROVE OF THIS AS AN AJAX ENTHUSIAST
@@yinxingye
🥺🥺💗
That C got me off guard
0:51 and 1:38
How can it be cursed when its just 2 characters standing?
Ah yes, Z is for Zhongli 😌
0:51 no not this again
oh god that ganyu and childe xD
They will have baby goat with narwhal tusks
@@stressedhaish69420 STOP-
@@stressedhaish69420 you did somethin' illegal here 😡
@@amourthesilly why?? did Ganyu simps and Childe simps mad? Sorry to offend u guys 🥺
I think it's the cursed comic people been talking about
There lived a certain man from Snezhnaya long ago
He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
(but to snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear)
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he was also the kind of teacher
Women would desire
TAR-TAR-TAGLIA
Lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone
TAR-TAR-TAGLIA
Snezhnayas greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
0:51 NOO YOU REMINDED ME OF IT I WAS TRYNA FORGET THAT SHII REEEE
Thank goodness I’ve never seen it I feel bad for those who have-
@@Mrcheese772 same
Help I don't get the reference
@@jinorism its better if you dont know
@@jinorism yep it’s better if you never know
JAJSJJQ EL DE GANYU Y TARTAGLIA XDD
0:52 They will have baby goats with narwhal tusks
Surprised S wasn't SEKKAKUNO CHAN-
I'm kinda sad it wasn't in JP
As a childe main I need to say something.
*cough*
Four,tres,two,uno~
LISTEN UP YALL
CUZ THIS IS IT
YHE BEAT THAT IM BANGING IS DELICIOUS
TARTAGULITIONS
DEFENITION
MAKE THE GIRLS GO LOCO
THEY WANT MY TREASURES
SO THEY GET THEIR PLEASURES FROM MY PHOTO
TARTAGULITIONS
THE ALPHABET IS AMAZING
0:52 Lemme show you my shotgun
0:51 ,,,,,,,,STARTS SOBBING,,
C for comrade wouldve been pog.. nice video..
I LOST IT FOR every letter OMG. Thank you. LOL! GANYU why are you there lmao!!! X. XDDD AHHH
Please Do the alphabet with Klee!!! Shes my favorite character
0:51 SORRY??????
1:26 AGAIN IM CRYING
0:51 and 1:26 made me spit out my drink laughing
I feel offended,disrespected and outraged by such an offensive *fictional* reference 0:51 1:38
(╬◣﹏◢))
"Don't say stupid things during battle" "WiNd BlAdE!!"
1:38 oh god oh man
It's not comrade...it's cumrade
0:51
GANYU'S UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT
0:51
no.
5:51 what
1:20 honestly i saw that coming xd
Man, Ganyu didn't expect herself to be trapped in the same room as Childe over the night
The B and C are gonna get into my nerves now.
0:04 - 0:08
@annoyingalli *"BRACE YOURSELF! THIS IS GONNA HURT"*
Missed opportunity to put "Drat" for D
0:52 YOU KNEW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU WERE DOING
0:52
*traumatized screams and cries*
We all knew that T would be tar tar tagliAHHHH
I love Childe perfect
You're such a genius xDD
0:51 oh fu×× no- 💀💀💀🏹🪓💣🔪⚔️
WIIIIIINDBLAAAAADEEEE
I think “I”should be *”It is a wonderful my life but, please could you say my name, when the music is over~~~~, Kill the light, and there was such a sweet time~~~,could you pray for me my friend, it’s starting one more time~~~, taking over night~~~”*
My guy boss childe looking at you like: What the frick are you?
The boss seemed to have broken his neck looking at the playable childe.
0:52 WHAT!? 👀
1:34 me when
Y: You can run but you can't hide!
We all talk about traveler with the dull blade, but is nobody going to talk about childe with the seasoned hunter's bow.
1:25 IM CRYING 😭🖐
L tho 😍
"Hey girlie hold still" I didn't expect that, I was distracted by something else then I hear "H is for.. Hey girlie hold still" 😂👏
M is for MR CYCLOPS
H is for "hM*voicecrack*mM"
as a person who lost 50 50 to qiqi for Childe, I love and hate this video
as a tartaglia main, simp, and kinnie i approve
I simp so hard for this guy I'm watching him saying alphabets
Huuh.. Where did I go wrong
P could have been "perfect backdrop for bloodshed" but still really good
Though T will be Tartagalicious definition make them girls go loco-
Cumrade
Sad that X is not for Xiansheng :(
It seems pretty common trope for Childe.
So childe has the dull blade version of the bows ☠️
Lmao the end
Anyway i love this
F is for
Childe : "FOWL LEGACY"
YOU JUST UNLOCKED THAT DEEP HIDDEN MEMORY OF THE RASPUTIN REMIX THANK YOU SO MUCH
s should have been something else catch your eye?
I still don’t get X no matter what but there is only one thing i recognize
(and a fat warning; it is weird.)
A: perfect weather for fishing
B: Beat me
T: Tar tar taglia
NOT NOT GANYU CHILDE AND A BED NO STOP CRYING IM CRYING RIGHT NOW STOP NO
0:51 just gave me flashbacks
Hey Hey Hey what do you mean when you put ganyu with Childe at "L"
use both hands to beat me😉
well, amuse me 😉
YALL
"Use both head to beat me"😳 ... where tho..
Gimme that Hydro dmg goblet haha
ahh yes... 0:51 fooking cursed codes af
I thought Y was going to stand for "You're mine!"