@@Nostripe361My uncle has an implant drilled into his skull. It has a relay that clicks into place via subdermal magnet that passes signals from external mics hooked into his ears via NFC. The cool thing is he can adjust audio levels, or just unplug when he wants to relax. No netrunning full dives in our reality, but we do have cranial jacks and artificial limbs... Also dystopias and an enshitifying internet.
@@Cyromantik yes, but how frustrating it is to live in the era just before the market is flooded with bionic arms capable of crushing steel and netrunners can have their brains fried from a virus.
I am a pretty leftest gun owner. I got my concealed carry license in 2015. I’ve never pointed a gun at a person or animal. I like guns and they are fun to shoot but you should never point a gun at something you are not willing to destroy. Even if you know it’s unloaded this is a big no no. I think guns should be regulated and people should have to actually get a license to own firearms. They are tools but they are tools meant for killing. You have to be responsible and safe.
I am of the "if you go far enough left, you get your guns back" school myself. I don't own a gun, because there aren't the facilities to train as often as I'd need to become at all competent with it. But I'll eagerly accompany friends and/or family to the range whenever the opportunity arises and try out theirs. Though it happens far too infrequently, and it's been way too long - come to think of it, I think it's been over a decade since I've thrown lead downrange. And as inexperienced and dilettantish as I am, _I know better_ than to behave with firearms the way these "enthusiasts" do. The Four Rules were drummed into my head from the very beginning, and every single time since. _Every gun is loaded._ Do not point at anything you don't intend to destroy. Do not point at anything if there's anything _behind_ it that you aren't willing to destroy. Do not put your finger on the trigger until you are ready to destroy what you're pointing at. (This is from the top of my head, last heard long ago.) Anyone who behaves with firearms the way these people do should, in addition to whatever punishment for the specific incident, have their Second Amendment rights permanently stripped. They are clearly not to be trusted with firearms. I don't think I'd trust them with fire.
Omg, I just remembered the cartoon show "Drawn Together" from way back that had a Trump parody character who constantly shits his pants. They KNEW! It IS REAL!
Note, the finger amputation isn't an initiation ritual, but rather a punishment - called "yubitsume", literally "finger shortening", it's a punishment used for severe offences or if you heavily damaged your clan. The offending party willingly cuts off part of his little finger according to the offence or crime committed and presents the severed finger to the family patriarch, all stemming from the group's medieval and traditionalist roots, as in Japanese swordsmanship, your middle, ring and pinky are used to tightly grip your sword, with your index and thumb hanging loosely. You quite literally sacrifice a portion of your strength to ask for forgiveness, relying more on the family (and the patriarch) for protection.
It's super uncomfortable that the conspiracy guys were right though, and and all our lawmakers bend over and lube up for Israel immediately without even being pressed by Israel's ambassador. The only thing the conspiracy was wrong about was the fact their national apparently controls our country, not their religion. A lot of countries should be taking notes on how Israel controls us to effectively!
That old reality show cartoon "Drawn Together" had an Apprentice-era Donald Trump character that would shit himself from time to time as a joke. I always wrote it off as really low brow humor until now.
As a long time viewer of these 2 old boys, and a victim of chiropractic malpractice-DONT DO IT. Take Eliot’s word on this. If not, here’s my word. I went to a shitty school where teachers restrained students all the time, that lead to chronic back pain. It started getting really bad, went to a chiropractor cause I figured it’s cheaper than physical therapy. After several weeks of regular chiropractic adjustments, I sprained my neck. Yes, I sprained my fucking neck, and one major muscle problem like that, it spreads. It lead to several more ER visits later, including a second (yes that’s right a fucking second) neck sprain, this time on the other side meaning it had wrapped around, about a year and a half of actual real physical therapy, and even almost a year removed from that, I’m still dealing with it. I am very lucky to have avoided serious long term damage. When there was concern I had nerve damage, scans returned fine. We were concerns about skeletal damage, said I had average wear on my skeleton for my age, not even considering my weight so thank gOD for that. I never had paralysis or anything seriously dangerous like that, but I have all sorts of knots and cramps and all sorts of shit that I’m still actively fixing and working on. Do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EVER visit a chiropractor. Even if you end up like me, you’d have it pretty good compared to what other people regularly deal with there.
@@nerfherder4284 I blame both! One causes the problem, the other made it so much worse that I had to go to the ER. The whole sprained neck thing. That’s not unimportant.
Had a an 18 wheeler sideswipe my car on the highway into another car. 6 years of every rehab you can imagine even changing practitioners of the same treatment. And massage and an osteopath helped the most. Osteopath was the last thing I tried and I had so much relief. Still have chronic pain but it’s not so bad as when I wanted to off myself. My neck muscles were to messed up the chiro couldn’t crack my neck thank god. Plus I’d seen too many action movies of people getting their neck snapped and dying so my neck muscles would go “hell no” and tense up even more. All of your nerves come down from your neck. Not something to mess with.
On gun nuts… I’m very liberal and the very conservative owner of the place I work at found out I don’t own a gun bc I “can’t afford to fix my ac, Can’t afford a gun, he’ll I couldn’t afford the bullets.” His solution is that he’s going to buy me a gun, not give me a raise.. cool.. guess he wants me to use the gun to feed myself and maybe it comes in a big enough box to live in.. just hope I don’t starve and end up having to eat these bullets … /s .. hopefully
From over the Atlantic the us seems weird as fuck. I guess there something that's lost in translation, i don't want to believe the first country in the world is that much of a clown fest
@comlitbeta7532 sorry to break it to ya chief...it is 200% that bad and it's worse than you guys even think. Trust me, we are making fun of ourselves at this point for context. I own a gun but if my boss told me he would give me a gun over a raise, you can bet your ass I quit then and there.
Could just sell it after especially if you get them to purchase you an expensive one, just looking at the bright side obviously a raise would be better
As a cyclist for 40 years, the number one rule is do not put pedestrians at risk. You can kill people by fucking around, really. If you clip someone at a "moderate" (for cycling) 25 miles an hour, everyone can experience some bad luck and people can be seriously injured or killed. If you're approaching people, call out or ring. If they're dogs or kids, assume they may do the dumbest possible thing when you do. ---- I will say there are much better cities for cycling than LA. LA's car culture is overwhelming and the drivers are moderately inattentive. It's a very bad combination. Simply having a grid of slower speed streets like we do in Oakland makes things way easier. And that's without really designing for bikes.
I got clipped by a cyclist going slower than that once. He wasn't paying attention to the road, apparently, and I tried to get out of his way, but the street was narrow, so he clipped my backpack. He took a really nasty tumble from that
The wet wipes guy (body guard?) sat in on official meetings with a baseball hat on in Trumps early years in the White House, I remember it being a scandal
Susan Collins is so awful I can't believe that the people of Maine continue to vote her in !!! She is full of crap. She never does the right thing... She Claims to care.... But, SHE DOESN'T!!! C'mon Maine... Get it together!!! 🎉🌊🌊🌊
Any time a stop saw is brought up I feel the need to say I used to work on a woodshop that had a few of them and they've saved my fingers on multiple occasions. I highly recommend them.
Does anyone remember the show Drawn Together? They had a Donald parody character that said "You're 《poops》 Fired!" It was a child with a speaker for a head with a orange hair quaff
HAH, i thought of exactly the same thing, but i was never quite sure if they were implying that he was pooping or blowing a load. (or knowing this story now, maybe both.)
I remember that. Rumors of Trump wrapping himself go back longer than you'd think. Apparently he'd rather wear diapers than eat some vegetables for the fiber.
@@whoopsydaisy6389REAL MEN don't let sporadic uncontrollable diarrhea get in the way of them and the McDonald's that fuels their hard working ALL-AMERICAN bods
Why sit in your own filth? The thought of shitting my pants makes me feel sick, I can’t even have heated car seats because it reminds me of sitting in hot shit
Cars really ruin everything. From the obvious traffic jams and speeding vehicles. To the pollution and smog, that makes the air unplesent and hazerdous.
This reminds of my days high school days, back in 2016. Long story short, there were seniors who voted for Trump, because they held legitmate hatred towards Human life and believed that all people deserve to suffer. I overheard them say that once Women's and LGBT rights had been destroyed, we can begin to attack voting rights in general and make racial tensions far worse.
@@zacklapaglia7644 I really have trouble sympathizing with these doomers. Hating your own species and seeking destruction should be a crime. Most people are doing what they can or simply trying to get by, and these MFs are doing nothing constructive.
"Everyone who's met Trump says he's constnatly shitting himself, but those people are all biased because they hate him!" is a defence I hope to see from Todd Blanche at some point.
I was picking and eating liberty caps in Hawaii once and a guy popped up out of nowhere and shot rock salt over my shoulder. He was being a huge dick and telling me he was going to kill me and my friend and girlfriend. He followed us with the shotgun pointed at the back of my head until we reached the road and our car. When he started to walk back he fell down the hill. We laughed at him and instead of leaving just sat in the car tripping and listening to music.
@HonestDepression101 Haha.. Our favorite psilocybin shroom field was right across the street from my high school. We always heard stories, but I think the guy just gave up in the face of an entire school. And, honestly, nobody cared that much back then about shrooms when ludes, Lemmons and seven different varieties of acid were flowing like water.. In 1975, it was called High school for a reason.
@@Leah-vr7di They are lying about him being dead! It's just a lizard person that took his form! The real Trump is on a spaceship battling the intergalactic invaders!
This has been known for decades. The cartoon "Drawn Together" alluded to as much many many times with a character that was very very trumplike. In the cartoon he would poop himself every time he "fired" someone on the make believe show.
You guys made me smile with that last bit about the age gap discourse. My husband is 29 and I'm 42 so we got a few weird looks over the past few years we've been together, but he was the one that pursued me and we are very smitten with each other.
I don't think the looks wete necessarily about the age gap but more because it seems like it's a younger man with an older woman, that seems more uncommon, but I'm also not American and I know 35 year old dudes with 14 year old (consent laws suck where I am) girls, so my perspective it's weird.
Those photos Real Men Wear Diapers is real. Whether they were given them or not, they wore them. Also, Truth Social's auditor is now criminally charged by the SEC.
The guy who made the finger saver for the table saw tested it in front of live audiences for years, with his own finger. Thats the type of faith i need someone to have in their own product
About the shotgun/rock salt. I grew up out in a rural farming/hunting community near the West coast. And we have three different kinds of "magic" mushrooms growing around us, including Oregon Blues (azurescens). We were out in a field hunting for liberty caps after midnight, and we thought we had this great idea to use this massive piece of black plastic to hide under while we picked, that way the farmer/people passing by wouldn't be able to see us. It was genius! Or so we thought. We should have checked to make sure. We had been waiting for two other friends to come and meet us, and they found us. And as they were telling us that they could see us from the hwy because we looked like a giant glowing blob moving in the darkness we heard a door open and the farmer yell at us, telling us he was about to fire off. And we ran like the winds were behind us! Made it back to the car, with only one bucket of mushies, the other ones had been left behind (we had a few 5gal buckets). And only one of our group had been struck in the back with the rock salt, and it looked really painful.
What's Michael Keaton been doing with himself? How much do you think it would cost to get him to show up in costume and just hang out at a Lauren Boebert event?
Man I bet some ketchup is gonna be flung at the walls in Mar a Lago while he’s freaking out about the world talking about how he poops his pants, lmao.
Also, when cyclists slow down traffic where I live, what we do is pull up alongside them and slow down to match pace, and blare Queen's 'Bicycle Race' until they go into the grass (where, fun fact, bikes function just fine!) and let everyone pass.
Give me a break. I rode 4000 miles last year and saw about 3 or 4 really nasty drivers and zero (not one) aggressive cyclists. A lot of trail riding and cyclists were 100% considerate of walkers
As a trail walker I disagree. Don't even get me started on the cyclists in Perth Australia, less than 3 mins on a shared path and I was nearly run over by one cyclist and skimmed by another.
You're not wrong about old people smelling bad. I recently had to travel with my grandmother, and I swear she didn't shower the whole time. By the last leg of our trip, a 2 hour long drive in really bad weather, I was both exhausted and feeling ill from her smell. But it's so awkward to say anything!!!
Not bathing isn't normal no matter the age. She might be afraid of falling or something. Encourage her to address it with her doctor and have someone accompany her.
@@whoopsydaisy6389 honestly, it's likely because she's so fat she doesn't fit in most showers, and cannt walk up ledges. If there is a lip on the edge if a shower, she probably can't use it. My nanna is also a fucking asshole who made that trip a nightmare, she's been a dick my whole life. I find it very difficult to feel bad for her
🤦just because the field is woefully unregulated doesn't make the practice inherently fraudulent, no more so than surgery was before it was properly regulated
I just got back from Japan and the government is really cracking down on tourists. A decent amount of cashiers were also clearly done dealing with tourists and our bullshit but there were still plenty of chill people. I scheduled a scenic tour and boat ride that ended close to Mt. Fuji and it was cancelled because the route to get there went through the town where Mt. Fuji is so clearly visible, the crowds are apparently that fucking huge.
Never stop guys, your last video was a journalistic necessity. Your guys do so much. For real, your coverage has grown so far over the years. You guys are doing amazing work.
If I were running a criminal organization I could see the profit potential in shipments of Pokemon cards. Imagine, your crew manages to hijack a truck full of those cards..... That is a lot of money.
that's actually the correct use of the term, just exaggerated in twrms of quantity. referring to typical evacuations, the word is supposed to be used as evacuating locations. if yourefer to evacuating people, that technically should mean that you are emptying their bodies of something.
Not wild at all - voiding/ evacuating are the verbs medical folk use re. bowels in a clinical setting, and as mentioned above, it also crops up where saying 'taking a shit' would seem common or offensive.
Dude misspelled his own name 14 different ways. Not 14 different TIMES, 14 different WAYS. Gimme his salary, I promise to spell my own name correctly every single time.
fyi, the reason you can't take pictures of the sistine chapel mural, what they meant by saying you can't take pictures at the vatican (because you can absolutely take pictures at the vatican), is to keep the line moving. it's the only section of the tour that's timed and policed and the mural is too high up for most phone to take decent photos until recently. also the humidity from people's breathe is why the time in the chapel is capped. thanks for coming to my vatican photo rules rundown
Zyn actually helped me stop vaping. I'm 3 weeks without Zyn now too. Helped me quit all together. I don't even have cravings anymore. I'm 25 and I had been smoking/vaping since I was 14.
I've frequently walked from the train station to work in Bristol in the UK. Cyclists view pedestrians as target-practice - don't get me wrong, it's exhilirating, but a little startling now and then 🙅♀
It'd be funny if the guy with the 34 million dollar tax bill has the same name as one of Ben F Borgers' name misspellings and that's why he has the bill.
The thing I hate about our universe is that our main villains aren't even cool looking. They are old people who wear standard suites and diapers.
We live in a cyberpunk universe without the cool tech
@@Nostripe361yep. No cyber. All punk.
@@Nostripe361My uncle has an implant drilled into his skull. It has a relay that clicks into place via subdermal magnet that passes signals from external mics hooked into his ears via NFC. The cool thing is he can adjust audio levels, or just unplug when he wants to relax. No netrunning full dives in our reality, but we do have cranial jacks and artificial limbs... Also dystopias and an enshitifying internet.
The banality of evil.
@@Cyromantik yes, but how frustrating it is to live in the era just before the market is flooded with bionic arms capable of crushing steel and netrunners can have their brains fried from a virus.
I am a pretty leftest gun owner. I got my concealed carry license in 2015. I’ve never pointed a gun at a person or animal. I like guns and they are fun to shoot but you should never point a gun at something you are not willing to destroy. Even if you know it’s unloaded this is a big no no. I think guns should be regulated and people should have to actually get a license to own firearms. They are tools but they are tools meant for killing. You have to be responsible and safe.
As a gun owner myself I wholeheartedly agree.
I am of the "if you go far enough left, you get your guns back" school myself. I don't own a gun, because there aren't the facilities to train as often as I'd need to become at all competent with it. But I'll eagerly accompany friends and/or family to the range whenever the opportunity arises and try out theirs. Though it happens far too infrequently, and it's been way too long - come to think of it, I think it's been over a decade since I've thrown lead downrange.
And as inexperienced and dilettantish as I am, _I know better_ than to behave with firearms the way these "enthusiasts" do. The Four Rules were drummed into my head from the very beginning, and every single time since. _Every gun is loaded._ Do not point at anything you don't intend to destroy. Do not point at anything if there's anything _behind_ it that you aren't willing to destroy. Do not put your finger on the trigger until you are ready to destroy what you're pointing at. (This is from the top of my head, last heard long ago.)
Anyone who behaves with firearms the way these people do should, in addition to whatever punishment for the specific incident, have their Second Amendment rights permanently stripped. They are clearly not to be trusted with firearms. I don't think I'd trust them with fire.
@@dwc1964 I wouldn't trust those goobers with string.
most gun control is just classism that lets rich people punish the poor for maintaining effective arms
That's a rational attitude. Strange how rare that is.
Stinky Rudy, Pudding Ron, and Diaper Don walk into a bar
Each of them has brown liquid on their left hand
Don says, "I don't drink.". Ron says, "I can't walk while drunk in heels.",. Rudy says, "I'll take theirs."
"You're stinking up the place", says the bartender.
@@notreallyhere67...
When. A horse cones in; why the long face?
Bartender; trying not to breath
Bartender turns to them and says
"Mr. Epstein is downstairs, awaiting you _Gentlemen"_
“I thought her tug game was strong and she couldn’t even pull a flag down” is wild af lmao
I’m glad I can’t smell what’s inside that court room.
Oh, I am sure rule 34 applies
this is a reply
@@slackerman9758 . Why would you put that in the universe. 🤢🤮
If ya smeeeeeeeeelllll
What the Trump. Is. _COOKING_ 🤨
@@WackadoodleMalarkey Poop in his Diaper, that’s probably what Trump is cooking.
Omg, I just remembered the cartoon show "Drawn Together" from way back that had a Trump parody character who constantly shits his pants. They KNEW! It IS REAL!
The one piece is real
Starring the Maga f ash nutter Adam Carolla
@@praisethesun7255can we get much higher?
This never made sense to me until just now. I was going to comment on it, and here you are...
Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time.
I was in a car accident yesterday & while in emerge I listened to your latest episodes so thanks for helping me through a crappy day
Hope you recover quickly
I hope your injuries aren't serious and you'll be back to 100% quickly.
Hope you're doing better ✌️
Note, the finger amputation isn't an initiation ritual, but rather a punishment - called "yubitsume", literally "finger shortening", it's a punishment used for severe offences or if you heavily damaged your clan. The offending party willingly cuts off part of his little finger according to the offence or crime committed and presents the severed finger to the family patriarch, all stemming from the group's medieval and traditionalist roots, as in Japanese swordsmanship, your middle, ring and pinky are used to tightly grip your sword, with your index and thumb hanging loosely. You quite literally sacrifice a portion of your strength to ask for forgiveness, relying more on the family (and the patriarch) for protection.
If you've messed up majorly, it could also be part of your expulsion or even excommunication.
"Kill a very dumb bill for a very dumb reason"
Honestly that's about the best we can reasonably hope for these days...
It's super uncomfortable that the conspiracy guys were right though, and and all our lawmakers bend over and lube up for Israel immediately without even being pressed by Israel's ambassador.
The only thing the conspiracy was wrong about was the fact their national apparently controls our country, not their religion. A lot of countries should be taking notes on how Israel controls us to effectively!
That old reality show cartoon "Drawn Together" had an Apprentice-era Donald Trump character that would shit himself from time to time as a joke. I always wrote it off as really low brow humor until now.
Drawn Together. Drawn Together. Now, that's a show I have'nt heard in a long time. A long time.
@@zacklapaglia7644OK Old Ben Kenobi.
I knew it. As soon as I saw this in the news, I knew you guys were going to jump on it. Keep it up, soldiers.
how do you get charged with "assault" and not "attempted murder" for firing three times at multiple people???
his aim was so bad that it wasn't actually a threat to anyone's safety
@@Trueflights Attempting to kill someone should still be a crime even if you fail...
Diapers for Don is a weird flex
Maybe we're finding out more about this cult and their secret ways.
Wild sequel to Flowers for Algernon
Wearing the white hoods under the pants is an interesting strategy.
Engagement comment
Kyoto is also locking access to the historic districts of the city to foreigners because of crappy tourists.
which tourists are worse - fellow Japanese, Americans, or PRC?
That’s depressing
They won't wear a facemask but a diaper is okay ?(facepalm)
The republicunts would at most wear a chin diaper when forced but will proudly wear their adult diapers like the infantile cuntservatives they are 🤣
Influencers have ruined tourism
As a long time viewer of these 2 old boys, and a victim of chiropractic malpractice-DONT DO IT. Take Eliot’s word on this. If not, here’s my word.
I went to a shitty school where teachers restrained students all the time, that lead to chronic back pain. It started getting really bad, went to a chiropractor cause I figured it’s cheaper than physical therapy. After several weeks of regular chiropractic adjustments, I sprained my neck. Yes, I sprained my fucking neck, and one major muscle problem like that, it spreads. It lead to several more ER visits later, including a second (yes that’s right a fucking second) neck sprain, this time on the other side meaning it had wrapped around, about a year and a half of actual real physical therapy, and even almost a year removed from that, I’m still dealing with it.
I am very lucky to have avoided serious long term damage. When there was concern I had nerve damage, scans returned fine. We were concerns about skeletal damage, said I had average wear on my skeleton for my age, not even considering my weight so thank gOD for that.
I never had paralysis or anything seriously dangerous like that, but I have all sorts of knots and cramps and all sorts of shit that I’m still actively fixing and working on.
Do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EVER visit a chiropractor. Even if you end up like me, you’d have it pretty good compared to what other people regularly deal with there.
Don't think you can blame chiropractors in general. Possibly blame your school for Christ's sake!
Osteopaths are the one you want!
@@nerfherder4284 I blame both! One causes the problem, the other made it so much worse that I had to go to the ER. The whole sprained neck thing. That’s not unimportant.
Had a an 18 wheeler sideswipe my car on the highway into another car. 6 years of every rehab you can imagine even changing practitioners of the same treatment. And massage and an osteopath helped the most. Osteopath was the last thing I tried and I had so much relief. Still have chronic pain but it’s not so bad as when I wanted to off myself.
My neck muscles were to messed up the chiro couldn’t crack my neck thank god. Plus I’d seen too many action movies of people getting their neck snapped and dying so my neck muscles would go “hell no” and tense up even more. All of your nerves come down from your neck. Not something to mess with.
@@nerfherder4284 Chiropractic is literally a pseudoscience cult. Not exaggerating. It's even tied to scientology.
On gun nuts… I’m very liberal and the very conservative owner of the place I work at found out I don’t own a gun bc I “can’t afford to fix my ac, Can’t afford a gun, he’ll I couldn’t afford the bullets.” His solution is that he’s going to buy me a gun, not give me a raise.. cool.. guess he wants me to use the gun to feed myself and maybe it comes in a big enough box to live in.. just hope I don’t starve and end up having to eat these bullets … /s .. hopefully
From over the Atlantic the us seems weird as fuck. I guess there something that's lost in translation, i don't want to believe the first country in the world is that much of a clown fest
@comlitbeta7532 sorry to break it to ya chief...it is 200% that bad and it's worse than you guys even think. Trust me, we are making fun of ourselves at this point for context. I own a gun but if my boss told me he would give me a gun over a raise, you can bet your ass I quit then and there.
@@comlitbeta7532it's not that bad... Just some really outstanding idiots.
@@comlitbeta7532 nah its lost in genetics.
Could just sell it after especially if you get them to purchase you an expensive one, just looking at the bright side obviously a raise would be better
Weird and wonderful times we live in
Wonderful seems like a stretch, weird os for sure.
@@bluester7177 Hey, at least you probably don't have to dodge bombs and bullets daily!
As a cyclist for 40 years, the number one rule is do not put pedestrians at risk. You can kill people by fucking around, really. If you clip someone at a "moderate" (for cycling) 25 miles an hour, everyone can experience some bad luck and people can be seriously injured or killed.
If you're approaching people, call out or ring. If they're dogs or kids, assume they may do the dumbest possible thing when you do.
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I will say there are much better cities for cycling than LA. LA's car culture is overwhelming and the drivers are moderately inattentive. It's a very bad combination. Simply having a grid of slower speed streets like we do in Oakland makes things way easier. And that's without really designing for bikes.
a 25 mph collision will set of your airbags unless you hit a person.
I got clipped by a cyclist going slower than that once. He wasn't paying attention to the road, apparently, and I tried to get out of his way, but the street was narrow, so he clipped my backpack. He took a really nasty tumble from that
The good about bycicles is that it takes an instant to brake and stop.
What exactly is the point of bagels
@@Kodakcompactdisc Bagels are toroidal, so they do not in fact have a point.
Oh thank fucking God I've been so bored at work today and I have 2 hours left 😭 thanks you two!
oml litterally same thought
Dude RIGHT THERE with you.
The wet wipes guy (body guard?) sat in on official meetings with a baseball hat on in Trumps early years in the White House, I remember it being a scandal
Susan Collins is confident Donald Trump has finally learned his lesson.
Susan Collins is so awful I can't believe that the people of Maine continue to vote her in !!! She is full of crap. She never does the right thing... She Claims to care.... But, SHE DOESN'T!!! C'mon Maine... Get it together!!! 🎉🌊🌊🌊
Edith Bunker on quaaludes!
Any time a stop saw is brought up I feel the need to say I used to work on a woodshop that had a few of them and they've saved my fingers on multiple occasions. I highly recommend them.
Probably saved the place a fuckton of money too, cheaper to replace a saw than have an employee lose fingers.
So ... Thumbs up? 👍👍
Thank you boys for sacrificing your mental well being in order for us to understand the world
lol
They definately have developed some strong mental barriers for all the insanity they have to read through daily for so many years!
Just had the worst week of my life, but at least I haven't lost you guys. Thanks for making this show every week ❤
Does anyone remember the show Drawn Together? They had a Donald parody character that said "You're 《poops》 Fired!" It was a child with a speaker for a head with a orange hair quaff
HAH, i thought of exactly the same thing, but i was never quite sure if they were implying that he was pooping or blowing a load. (or knowing this story now, maybe both.)
I remember that. Rumors of Trump wrapping himself go back longer than you'd think. Apparently he'd rather wear diapers than eat some vegetables for the fiber.
Now, that's a name I have'nt heard in a long time. A long time.
@@whoopsydaisy6389REAL MEN don't let sporadic uncontrollable diarrhea get in the way of them and the McDonald's that fuels their hard working ALL-AMERICAN bods
Why sit in your own filth? The thought of shitting my pants makes me feel sick, I can’t even have heated car seats because it reminds me of sitting in hot shit
If it's a constant problem for decades I'd imagine you just get used to it.
Honestly, I think an animated show done in the fashion of courtroom sketches would be really awesome.
Would be funny if the show was like court tv like a judge Judy or divorce court
It's so weird that LA has such good weather and cycling is a nightmare.
Cars really ruin everything. From the obvious traffic jams and speeding vehicles. To the pollution and smog, that makes the air unplesent and hazerdous.
Not to be pedantic, but there is no practical distinction between trolls and MAGA people.
This reminds of my days high school days, back in 2016. Long story short, there were seniors who voted for Trump, because they held legitmate hatred towards Human life and believed that all people deserve to suffer.
I overheard them say that once Women's and LGBT rights had been destroyed, we can begin to attack voting rights in general and make racial tensions far worse.
@@zacklapaglia7644 I really have trouble sympathizing with these doomers. Hating your own species and seeking destruction should be a crime. Most people are doing what they can or simply trying to get by, and these MFs are doing nothing constructive.
"Everyone who's met Trump says he's constnatly shitting himself, but those people are all biased because they hate him!" is a defence I hope to see from Todd Blanche at some point.
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I grew up in a semi-rural area and also lived in fear of becoming a Rock Salt victim, shot picking 'shrooms in the cow pastures.
I was picking and eating liberty caps in Hawaii once and a guy popped up out of nowhere and shot rock salt over my shoulder. He was being a huge dick and telling me he was going to kill me and my friend and girlfriend. He followed us with the shotgun pointed at the back of my head until we reached the road and our car. When he started to walk back he fell down the hill. We laughed at him and instead of leaving just sat in the car tripping and listening to music.
@HonestDepression101 Haha.. Our favorite psilocybin shroom field was right across the street from my high school. We always heard stories, but I think the guy just gave up in the face of an entire school. And, honestly, nobody cared that much back then about shrooms when ludes, Lemmons and seven different varieties of acid were flowing like water.. In 1975, it was called High school for a reason.
@@petem.3719 714 lemons?
They should put a moving walkway in the mona lisa room and you stand and glide past the painting. Keeps people moving and reduces congestion.
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Eliot's on to something there. Imagine a weekly anime-style Trump courtroom cartoon in the style of Ace Attorney. "OBJECTION!!!"
Trump could pass away, and there'd be people who'll vote for his corpse.
That is the only conclusion after looking at those Trumpanzees.
They’d puppet his corpse around, refusing to believe he’s dead
Zombie Reagan was a prophesy
Thell say the election was rigged when a dead man loses
@@Leah-vr7di They are lying about him being dead! It's just a lizard person that took his form! The real Trump is on a spaceship battling the intergalactic invaders!
This has been known for decades. The cartoon "Drawn Together" alluded to as much many many times with a character that was very very trumplike. In the cartoon he would poop himself every time he "fired" someone on the make believe show.
You guys made me smile with that last bit about the age gap discourse. My husband is 29 and I'm 42 so we got a few weird looks over the past few years we've been together, but he was the one that pursued me and we are very smitten with each other.
I don't think the looks wete necessarily about the age gap but more because it seems like it's a younger man with an older woman, that seems more uncommon, but I'm also not American and I know 35 year old dudes with 14 year old (consent laws suck where I am) girls, so my perspective it's weird.
Holy shit. There was a show on Comedy Central called Drawn Together. They did a parody of apprentice, and the Trump character kept shitting his pants.
Years later we’re now able to decide the message. Did any of the other characters blink a certain number of times.
Those photos Real Men Wear Diapers is real. Whether they were given them or not, they wore them. Also, Truth Social's auditor is now criminally charged by the SEC.
My dad grew up in the 40s and he told me that he knew a guy who got killed by rock salt fired from a shotgun.
I love that these fellas have never changed their thumbnail style. The consistency is so fucking beautiful
THANK YOU for telling people how HORRIBLE chiropractor woowoo is!!
trumpers putting on their own diapers is the most personal growth i've seen in a long time
With the beetle juice thing, you can actually say it 6 times and be safe, 3 to summon and 3 to dismiss
The guy who made the finger saver for the table saw tested it in front of live audiences for years, with his own finger. Thats the type of faith i need someone to have in their own product
Contributing! May the 4th be with you. I got to see the Mona Lisa by myself just after a group left. I was so shocked at how small it was. 😅
I'm a cycling commuter, and I tell you what, drivers treat me like I'm a terrible person for trying to cross the street.
Been watching for years guys. Don’t ever stop. Legit the only podcast I listen to.
Podcast?
You can listen to it @@Mrchair905
About the shotgun/rock salt.
I grew up out in a rural farming/hunting community near the West coast.
And we have three different kinds of "magic" mushrooms growing around us, including Oregon Blues (azurescens).
We were out in a field hunting for liberty caps after midnight, and we thought we had this great idea to use this massive piece of black plastic to hide under while we picked, that way the farmer/people passing by wouldn't be able to see us.
It was genius!
Or so we thought. We should have checked to make sure.
We had been waiting for two other friends to come and meet us, and they found us.
And as they were telling us that they could see us from the hwy because we looked like a giant glowing blob moving in the darkness we heard a door open and the farmer yell at us, telling us he was about to fire off.
And we ran like the winds were behind us!
Made it back to the car, with only one bucket of mushies, the other ones had been left behind (we had a few 5gal buckets).
And only one of our group had been struck in the back with the rock salt, and it looked really painful.
What's Michael Keaton been doing with himself? How much do you think it would cost to get him to show up in costume and just hang out at a Lauren Boebert event?
Well he's playing the character in the sequel, out in a few months.
Marjorie Taylor Green says "Jesus was handed over to Harod" for crucifion? It was Pontius Pilate.
It's a North Joe-Jah Thang.
They call it True Faith, while the rest of us call it Illiteracy.
Man I bet some ketchup is gonna be flung at the walls in Mar a Lago while he’s freaking out about the world talking about how he poops his pants, lmao.
Then violently evacuates.
Accountant actually just got charged and permanently removed from being a Cpa
A whole new meaning to a " sit in "
Listening to how shitting on the toilet is a waste of time, whilst shitting on the toilet, really hits different.
Lauren was certainly making some uhhhh "Beetlejuice" in that theater alright...
You mean the juice was worth the squeeze⁉️🤣
@@Confucius_Says... I wouldn't know as I don't give handies in public or at all lol.
I’m a mom who deeply loves her 4 year old. The fear of her dying from or experiencing a shooting eats me.
Always a weekend treat.
No serial numbers on Pokémon cards! Single card types are 100% fungible with each other, and not uniquely identifiable if in mint condition.
Silly Don. You're going to jail.... We hope.
Man our future offspring are gonna be reading about the trial and having a hard time being serious about teaching it.
"if peeing your pants is cool then I'm Miles Davis."
"Gross!"
Also, when cyclists slow down traffic where I live, what we do is pull up alongside them and slow down to match pace, and blare Queen's 'Bicycle Race' until they go into the grass (where, fun fact, bikes function just fine!) and let everyone pass.
Give me a break. I rode 4000 miles last year and saw about 3 or 4 really nasty drivers and zero (not one) aggressive cyclists. A lot of trail riding and cyclists were 100% considerate of walkers
As a trail walker I disagree. Don't even get me started on the cyclists in Perth Australia, less than 3 mins on a shared path and I was nearly run over by one cyclist and skimmed by another.
Trumps lawyers are sick of him shitting his pants
Thanks
8:46 we have come full circle on the “Kim Jong Un doesn’t poop because he works so hard” Trump poops but he never stops working anyways
Thanks guys
*AS A EUROPEAN* this is where i get my news about MAGASTAN
Much funnier from a distance
Thanks!
You're not wrong about old people smelling bad. I recently had to travel with my grandmother, and I swear she didn't shower the whole time. By the last leg of our trip, a 2 hour long drive in really bad weather, I was both exhausted and feeling ill from her smell. But it's so awkward to say anything!!!
Not bathing isn't normal no matter the age. She might be afraid of falling or something. Encourage her to address it with her doctor and have someone accompany her.
@@whoopsydaisy6389 honestly, it's likely because she's so fat she doesn't fit in most showers, and cannt walk up ledges. If there is a lip on the edge if a shower, she probably can't use it. My nanna is also a fucking asshole who made that trip a nightmare, she's been a dick my whole life. I find it very difficult to feel bad for her
Disaster averted
8:32 - 8:47 The MAGA crowd just NEVER fails to surprise me with just how far gone they are
🤦just because the field is woefully unregulated doesn't make the practice inherently fraudulent, no more so than surgery was before it was properly regulated
They actually typed that? Court sucks and that sounds like a horrible day in court
I just got back from Japan and the government is really cracking down on tourists. A decent amount of cashiers were also clearly done dealing with tourists and our bullshit but there were still plenty of chill people. I scheduled a scenic tour and boat ride that ended close to Mt. Fuji and it was cancelled because the route to get there went through the town where Mt. Fuji is so clearly visible, the crowds are apparently that fucking huge.
Between this and Mexico deporting white Americans, you'd expect people to notice that they're the common denominator, but of course not.
"Are you saying there are things I CAN'T point my gun at?" Hilarious!
I sleep so good knowing that at some point in Donald's life he reenacted the scenes in Master of Disguise were he's talking to the villain.
Never stop guys, your last video was a journalistic necessity. Your guys do so much. For real, your coverage has grown so far over the years. You guys are doing amazing work.
If I were running a criminal organization I could see the profit potential in shipments of Pokemon cards. Imagine, your crew manages to hijack a truck full of those cards..... That is a lot of money.
So that Drawn Together parody of Trump was closer to reality then we thought.
“evacuating his bowels” is a wild statement 😭
That's what they say in polite society.
a.k.a. "purging his poop chute".
It is?
that's actually the correct use of the term, just exaggerated in twrms of quantity. referring to typical evacuations, the word is supposed to be used as evacuating locations. if yourefer to evacuating people, that technically should mean that you are emptying their bodies of something.
Not wild at all - voiding/ evacuating are the verbs medical folk use re. bowels in a clinical setting, and as mentioned above, it also crops up where saying 'taking a shit' would seem common or offensive.
@@DJHalfbarras someone who has had a third of my large intestine removed, can confirm.
Thanks guys!
Diaper Don VonShitzenPants also violated the court with FARTS💨😩
Donny (great big) Dumps.
Biochemical weaponry
Dude misspelled his own name 14 different ways. Not 14 different TIMES, 14 different WAYS.
Gimme his salary, I promise to spell my own name correctly every single time.
"Diapers over Dems?"
"Real men wear diapers?"
What the bloody frick???
Marylander here. It's pronounced "Hunningtun"
(I would think it's pronounced like that everywhere ..., well, almost everywhere ...)
Your Honor " If the smell makes you sick , you must convict "
fyi, the reason you can't take pictures of the sistine chapel mural, what they meant by saying you can't take pictures at the vatican (because you can absolutely take pictures at the vatican), is to keep the line moving. it's the only section of the tour that's timed and policed and the mural is too high up for most phone to take decent photos until recently. also the humidity from people's breathe is why the time in the chapel is capped. thanks for coming to my vatican photo rules rundown
Zyn actually helped me stop vaping. I'm 3 weeks without Zyn now too. Helped me quit all together. I don't even have cravings anymore. I'm 25 and I had been smoking/vaping since I was 14.
The correct term is "Hunger PANGS*" not hunger pains
40.000$ on Candy Crush? In Germany a bishop granted himself a 31.000.000€ service apartment.
I've frequently walked from the train station to work in Bristol in the UK. Cyclists view pedestrians as target-practice - don't get me wrong, it's exhilirating, but a little startling now and then 🙅♀
It'd be funny if the guy with the 34 million dollar tax bill has the same name as one of Ben F Borgers' name misspellings and that's why he has the bill.
The diapers over dems photos are so ridiculous but at the same time it’s something I can totally see them doing
I hate that i live in a timeline where i cant tell...
Parody and satire truly is dead
They're still butthurt over "Let's go Brandon" backfiring on them, and this was their (pathetic) attempt at a comeback!
@@AverySadBear At least there is still enough common sense around that these people stand out from the majority!
While, I was listening to this video and walking my dog. I actually saw one of those cyber trucks, listening to you guys manifested one near me.
Listening to them kept CyberTrucks AWAY from me ..., you know, like the Elephant Repellent I wear while cycling?
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