3 or 4 seconds of 2018's China

Just a few-second long animation which pushes a small update, rather than an actual content... or?
To lazy to put more than 1 or even a half minute animation for this year, but hey, since I’m at vacation in le Italy, I had a chance to get few seconds of PRC.
Anyways happy holidays and see you in the next year!
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Programs used:
-Adobe After Effects
-Adobe Photoshop
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Parody of (y’all cultured fellas should know this) Papa Franku’s language lessons:
• HOW TO SAY HELLO IN 30...

[@KangradGenral]

Say, should I make 1 hour or even 10 hours challange out of this? Let the people's voice be heard!

[@mananababytiff]

god save Kaliningrad

[@asz5525]

God is gone

[@nick_nachu9278]

China.exe stopped working
Ok. Canncer! Aaaaaaa

[@ibeastee2435]

My brain cells had already been damaged enough with just 3 seconds of this but sure go right ahead

[@cathychan9455]

China: Welcome to the rice field, motherf***er-
*China.exe has stopped working*

[@literallybacon7720]

*Rice field intensifies*

[@CatholicWeeb]

*RICE FIELD STARTS RAINING INFINITE RICE*

[@MS-Melas]

*Corona Field

[@harsh9558]

Has always been

[@richard0934]

YES

[@whiteyball8379]

*error intensifies*

[@derptank3308]

Oh wow, multiple videos per year?
You’ve changed...

[@KangradGenral]

*biggest salute ever given*

[@Snowbloxian]

*you are first*

[@nebuweed]

@Stalins_Daddio • *s e x*

[@suhandatanker]

@pep the communist *H E H E H E*

[@romeoalpasthor5187]

@@nebuweed como?

[@oguzkuscu]

2020: Welcome to the Corona fields

[@DanIsDistant]

*welcome to the *cough* Corona *cough cough**

[@timechan_th8743]

55555+ yes Corona fields*cough cough. DEATH

[@Euzuner41]

Corona Carveza

[@luisaranda2436]

Enes Malik Uzuner c mamo

[@flammulina8320]

2020's China: Welcome to the quarantine area **cough cough**

[@cheezewafflz7306]

Rip Frank

[@arslayah3169]

CheezeWafflz Mapping hi cheezo

[@redthefearless7775]

F

[@cathychan9455]

Hi, Cheezo! :)

[@christianpedere8825]

He became FilthyFrank2

[@TheeArson]

EAT RICE

[@josephstalin2074]

Vietnamese soldiers when they see an American 1969 (colourized)

[@Cyclone861]

Joseph stalin i thought you dead

[@therealbeeve]

Brayden Hummel you cant kill a god

[@0Grasses]

@@therealbeeve is this a joke?
I hope it is

[@therealbeeve]

Hiç kimse no Stalin is our lord

[@0Grasses]

@@therealbeeve are u Russian?

[@chileanball2575]

Is vietnam with more Stars >:(

[@cuongmai1437]

Chilean Ball Mapper really dude really

[@chileanball2575]

cuong mai yes >:(

[@blackhole2150]

🇻🇳 has only one star dude

[@cuongmai1437]

Chilean Ball Mapper welp welp
You should study more

[@chileanball2575]

Sparky Clash royale you guys dont get it,right? Is a prank xd

[@tony7848]

Nobody:
Chinese subtitles: “welcome to the rice field, WESTERN DOG!”

[@doggo_woo]

can confirm, is true

[@kakalimukherjee3297]

Sounds about right

[@tankman1320]

subtitle 100% made in china

[@jamesmapper3456]

I speak chinese, and i can also confirm that this is true

[@icingcong2357]

@@jamesmapper3456 same here

[@polandball4701]

This is what North Vietnamball And VietCongball says to usaball during the Vietnam War

[@polendoingnothing5864]

*hello clone*

[@flameBMW245]

@@polendoingnothing5864 you are not worthy

[@evergreen_general9224]

That’s the Indonesia’s flag 🇲🇨

[@flameBMW245]

@@polendoingnothing5864 i recognize that link. You are still not worthy, you use circle tool. So you are not worthy. I apologize

[@flameBMW245]

@@evergreen_general9224 no, according to the rules of country ball, poland should have an upside down flag. Indonesia can be differensiated by them wearing a peci or a rice farmer hat.

[@just_some_dude019]

This is beautiful.
I've looked at this for 4 hours now

[@plecariversal]

MOSCOW MOSCOW DUN IN THE TANKS ARE DED LALALALALA sorry

[@stoodle511]

to do that you would watch it minimum of 40 times

[@chineseball3770]

"Welcome to the rice fields mothafuckaaaaa!"
-2018's China

[@vetox4420]

what has happened there?

[@jejh600]

@@vetox4420 rice growing

[@vetox4420]

@@jejh600 oh

[@binhluanbangten9670]

Lol c C

[@LambdaCreates]

welcome to the rice fields western dog!

[@Ling__Ling__]

As an chinese person, this is a genuine and authentic representation. In fact it’s so authentic I’m crying right now.

[@potats5916]

as a Chinese person, this requires an accent change

[@caslaBBalsac]

Did you lose Social Credit points for saying that?

[@The-Cookie]

@@caslaBBalsac how about you do a bit of research before diving into this shit again. Im not looking for another political argument with you bastards

[@caslaBBalsac]

@@The-Cookie How many Social Credit Points did Winnie the Crap Jinping give you to say that?

[@The-Cookie]

@@caslaBBalsac I wouldn’t know-simply only because this shitty system doesn’t even exist.

[@darthlazy7076]

Best 3 seconds of my life.

[@mikotheraskum2014]

Its 4...

[@meneedsnowflaketobeuncensored]

@@mikotheraskum2014 it is 3

[@mikotheraskum2014]

@@meneedsnowflaketobeuncensored but yt says its 4

[@anrandomthing7110]

@@mikotheraskum2014 n o it's 3 seconds and half second

[@CaptainK-eo4dp]

Me:"Wait is all ricefelds"
Vietnam:"Always has been"

[@jakartagamer6188]

the bushes...
they..
they're...
talking
*vietnam war flashbacks

[@swedisheagle3182]

TIAN QUAN SAN INTENSIFIES

[@TheGuyThatsNotFunny]

y o u
a g a i n

[@jakartagamer6188]

@@TheGuyThatsNotFunny *slaps
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?? WHERE IS IT??

[@TheGuyThatsNotFunny]

@@jakartagamer6188 t pose

[@jakartagamer6188]

@@TheGuyThatsNotFunny
[sssccczh get the family, over]
I am once again, asking for your cooperation
*Where is it!?*

[@glassofmilk1285]

Finland: WELCOME TO THE *ICE* FIELDS NEUVOSTOLIITTO (the soviet union)

[@loll9746]

Romenia: welcome to the vampairs land muie psd

[@joeydrew1881]

0:02 when I Broke my computer

[@yiyangqin4527]

open the subtitle
"welcome to the rice field, western dog" That's accurate to be honest😂

[@InterTheGalactican]

i love ur animate and draw style you have proven that subscribing to you is worth it

[@animarthur5297]

Now i want a 2020 version.

[@riciw8915]

This honestly looks like Vietnam
Since we also have similar flags, it’s just perfection

[@neutralball7196]

This should've been on RUclips Rewind if posted earlier

[@thefuckingclown4804]

I love yours videos dude haha

[@gatto3030]

Thank you Kaliningrad, very cool!

[@jaewoo07]

I look at this everyday to remind myself how to greet people while in the rice fields

[@maxiguess9922]

This says alot about our society and entire human-kind.

[@Sunday.sWifey]

I needed this.

[@animationandwithflipaclip192]

Omg this animation perfect!

[@HunterKutz]

I haven't laughed as hard as I am now in years!

[@fissis1955]

I tired of pressing the replay button, plz make a longer edition

[@UltravisionaryTAB]

Fissis Player10 your in luck I’m looping this

[@laggypixals]

+1

[@greefingdog3732]

I immensely love this

[@killer-paper]

can't stop watching it over and over again......

[@poorfarmer5612]

Very accurate representation!

[@vaderthelegit628]

They should make a 2020 version of this

[@ShladTheTonkLover]

Fifty years and you’re back

[@thehover6824]

A masterpiece

[@qualityname4775]

2021: Welcome to the end of days Mother F- *To be continued*

[@strixgamer6164]

Plot twist: 3 or 4 seconds of 2018's Vietnam

[@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza]

Love the video

[@mryeet3582]

That error was just...
*BEAUTIFUL*

[@Uranium_Enjoyer]

It was 4 seconds long but still made me laugh

[@user-ch9vm9xw3d]

Same lol

[@lordlantern599]

When you call Chinas President winnie the pooh

[@naziburger1722]

I cant stop replaying it

[@RaffyTheTankEnthusiast]

THIS IS THE MOST FUNNEST VID I EVER SEE

[@wattuh]

Another fun fact: I was expecting this to be like “WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFROGGER”

[@AnastasiaOfficial.]

That’s me when I got too much coffee in 3am.

[@donvitocorleone7863]

You deserve like 50 million subs

[@dalpilcher5254]

amazing.

[@BreadyToCrumble]

Can you make 3 or 4 seconds of 2020's China now?

[@keremtheakpli3006]

Welcome To the Rice field Mother...

[@Deibi078]

China steals Vietnam's hat
Vietnam ask him to give it back*
China:

[@dorkfish1275]

Awesome

[@AlfaFrosted]

I cant stop replay that video.

[@unstarless4972]

As a Chinese person I approve this as a greeting as we Chinese people exchange

[@karmabanana]

wElcOme tO thE CORONA fIEld,...
"Coughs Coughs Coughs"

[@user-zr3kr8xp7h]

"death"

[@ethanplayzzgamezz]

Who else watching this because this legend hasn’t posted?

[@opheliaryoonaprameswari964]

best/Nice/cool China vid
just the 2018 china
i've looped it(idk why)

[@whyhellothere6855]

I’m Chinese and I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[@wintorer_mai]

Chinese can't youtube, faker.

[@jeccps4332]

Oh I wanna visit the rice fields

[@anthxny6946]

Wtf? It’s four seconds for me! Clickbait, clickbait everywhere
Edit: damn you changed the title lol

[@poland7974]

Best video ever

[@Weirdinternetgirl]

This video is a summarization of my life

[@n0xturn_]

Philippines and Vietnam: Don't gotta say welcome, I've already been here a thousand times.
Vietnam: **eats the cooked rice**
China: **eats the rice with noodle**
Philippines: **pours soy sauce over the rice and eats it with Chicken Adobo**

[@bloodyuseless7677]

Ah yes we take our foods in very much

[@RandomPerson-jo7cw]

Chinese guerrilla fighters (circa 1945 colorized)

[@degruggir1483]

this was intense

[@4NDR00M3D4]

I looped this help

[@qwertyuiop-vo1zv]

china when somebody from southeast asia goes to fish

[@tradingturtle2313]

Not to be offensive but China flag looks like if the USSR and Vietnam had a baby

[@uaeball226]

hmm

[@JonPlayish]

That's communist countries in nutshell. Red and star.

[@craterlock3678]

I like how this was renamed from Modern to 2018

[@sumGuyreal]

I put it on loop...

[@Viz_thunderstars125]

2020: Welcome to the Corona f-
*COUGH COUGH*

[@DadaLoL23333]

Although i know China is a incredible country, i still liked this video.

[@immumbgaming3193]

Subbed. Thats it.

[@galaxytaba4640]

Windows 7 error sound:D the nostalgia i needed

[@newchannelindescription2500]

say, this comment is one year old stop liking and commenting on it
original comment:
0:03
*_oof_*
*_China.exe has stopped working_*
-ok- Canncerl *_aaaaaaaaaa_*

[@Otkluchil_Uvedi_o_kommentah]

мдаааа....

[@lum1n0uslum1]

Ааааааааааааа

[@user-zr3kr8xp7h]

text box name: oof

[@duytungvu2596]

Is vietnammm

[@newchannelindescription2500]

say, this comment is 1 year old stop commenting

[@totallynotblue5272]

Fun fact: *You watched this video more than 1 times.*

[@hoist9364]

Now there needs to be the 2020 version

[@ananditotugarisman9122]

This video literally was 4 seconds long and then became 3 seconds long when I clicked it

[@paulleonel7264]

I've watched this a million times pls help XD

[@hienngothihieu3950]

Vietnam: AA RICE FIELD IS MINE

[@thewhovianhippo7103]

japan:......... that's my rice field guard weeaboo's

[@JayKay_Jay]

tbh, the longest 3 seconds i have seen

[@buildingit1771]

:0 ur in Italy bet ur eating great pizza there
n i c e

[@sirmakhno6801]

Corona virus intensefies

[@UruguaiChan]

Danke for Whatching!

[@_SeR__]

I like that on 0 seconds he looks happy

[@jcnorther4357]

I am half chinese my mom is thailand,very thank you for making this viedeo it was so funny^^

[@TRYN4F1ND]

damnit, china stopped working. im sure if i click "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" it'll start working again

[@olasola1013]

Nah ima Canncerl

[@thesovietflaganthemguy2344]

0:03 sorry too break your bubble but that happened LOOOONG AGO

[@Otkluchil_Uvedi_o_kommentah]

Glory to Arstotzka ( Я русский...)

[@2boysyou2be]

When?

[@HaruCanalPrimario]

imagine if we put this on loop....

[@elijahstabler1686]

why is this gosh darn funny

[@Deimos_PeanutFlavour]

China right now:

[@toivoa2659]

3 seconds of todays China
*cough cough cough*

[@karmabanana]

Rip

[@nyuztov]

Rip americans

[@dodotvmusic]

Can we just appreciate that *s m o o t h* change from groaning to error?
I mean *m m m m m*

[@joeschmo4391]

We need more.

[@iraqimapper8625]

Isn't that Vietnam ?

[@KangradGenral]

Sorry I can't speak Geography.

[@iraqimapper8625]

@@KangradGenral XD

[@uzilei]

vietnam has a big star and china has 5 stars

[@Co2Hydro]

*JOKES*

[@uzilei]

A neet recruit
*_umm_*

[@karmabanana]

China: *stops working*
China in 2020: "Now i really stopped"
Coronavirus: Lol i know

[@dastanbputra1281]

this explains alot

[@Fabrizio_Ruffo]

3 or 4 seconds into 2020... And once more from the top

[@SebastianYesMama]

Filthy FRAAAAAAAANK

[@Alex-mw8qz]

*coronavirus time*

[@Sleeptime2583]

why thank you

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

Good thing you said 3 or 4.