10 CHINESE Game Consoles You Didn't Know Existed

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @gameranxTV
    @gameranxTV  7 лет назад +3149

    Some of these are godawful.

    • @johnvenier
      @johnvenier 7 лет назад +7

      gameranx yea

    • @reNINTENDO
      @reNINTENDO 7 лет назад +4

      or nay

    • @mikeey4163
      @mikeey4163 7 лет назад +17

      the obox would be nice

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 7 лет назад

      Mikeey416 And would have exclusives.

    • @bluze6131
      @bluze6131 7 лет назад +4

      gameranx Wow, over 120 likes in 20 minutes

  • @dwayne8964
    @dwayne8964 7 лет назад +653

    Friend: "So what are you going to do when you get home?"
    You: "Gonna play with my iDong"

  • @lucianoromero7336
    @lucianoromero7336 7 лет назад +446

    Idong, youdong, wedong

  • @scottyw7098
    @scottyw7098 7 лет назад +1356

    Bet Bethesda is re-releasing Skyrim on all of these.

    • @animanga87
      @animanga87 7 лет назад +19

      BUT...but...with all the previously released DLC. Yeah? Yeah! *starts awkward applause*

    • @Mr.KittensAndGibberish
      @Mr.KittensAndGibberish 7 лет назад +8

      *slowly claps*

    • @ryokuhasu9699
      @ryokuhasu9699 7 лет назад +5

      I give no shits I have Skyrim already and they only reason I would buy it again to to take it with me on a portable... Welp glad gamestop has already started preorders lol

    • @richardcard82
      @richardcard82 7 лет назад +9

      Bethesda: Hello, I like money

    • @ryokuhasu9699
      @ryokuhasu9699 7 лет назад +1

      if you think about it the PC remastered version was given out for free, doesn't really scream "give us your money"

  • @seedfactoryent
    @seedfactoryent 5 лет назад +144

    gonna play my IDONG
    before i go Wii Wii

  • @crashschwarzen4642
    @crashschwarzen4642 7 лет назад +390

    Who made this list, Watchmojo?

    • @EdgeRatedR007
      @EdgeRatedR007 7 лет назад +16

      Crash Schwarzenegger
      Pretty much all countdowns Gameranx do are really uninspired. This is literally a lazy google image search hastily put together. On the PCP station images you can even see they are stills from Ashens. A proper reviewing channel would at least own these consoles and review them, but what can you expect from a kids channel. Got to chug shitty videos every day to make that cash.

    • @DenDhur
      @DenDhur 7 лет назад +2

      Crash Schwarzenegger They will probably do their "own" version of this in like 2 days

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 7 лет назад +1

      TrashCanojo

    • @PileOfKyle4231
      @PileOfKyle4231 7 лет назад +23

      Most of gameranx videos are very informative and interesting. They probably didn't actually buy these either because they are probably hard to find, or because they are so crappy that they didnt seem worth it to spend the cash. Most of these can BARELY even be called consoles, and only have a couple games built in. Not to mention anything that is actually worth a full review, they do actually purchase and play thoroughly. If Gameranx isnt good enough for ya, goood luck finding a better gaming related channel, most others are laughable

    • @blankxx0009
      @blankxx0009 7 лет назад +2

      this channel does seem more and more like watch mojo the more I watch it.

  • @terraventus4263
    @terraventus4263 7 лет назад +137

    TBH the Obox sounds petty good, hardware-wise, not to mention the one at #6.

    • @clixbrigidxterx
      @clixbrigidxterx 7 лет назад +19

      Revenant 4TB console damn son.

    • @god_pharaoh6111
      @god_pharaoh6111 7 лет назад +5

      you spelled crap wrong

    • @smogamerx1436
      @smogamerx1436 7 лет назад +1

      Obox was the best overall of the ones on the list.

    • @guily6669
      @guily6669 7 лет назад +1

      I would totally chose the original Nvidia Shield TV, but in reality its just garbage since there isnt games to play...
      The only relevant is actually the 3D android tablet which is kinda like Nvidia Shield Tablet, but with 3D screen, improved CPU and comes with the controllers on it, its probably one of the best android based devices for entertainment.
      However I own a Nvidia Shield Tablet and never finished a single android game neither I care for any so yeah..............

    • @roblowe8295
      @roblowe8295 7 лет назад

      Nanci Valencia whoahh chill not even the real Donald 😂

  • @chin535
    @chin535 7 лет назад +42

    china be throwing some bootleg ass consoles

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 7 лет назад +3

      some rip-off of multiple consoles that's crazy.

    • @toastsoup7064
      @toastsoup7064 7 лет назад

      I don't belive they have copyright laws , do they?

  • @truepatriot3768
    @truepatriot3768 6 лет назад +383

    If you go to China you'll find your twin too

  • @HolyRaincloud
    @HolyRaincloud 7 лет назад +548

    Console war time! Obox or Polystation?

    • @raymundoo2879
      @raymundoo2879 7 лет назад +140

      the wiiwii my nigga

    • @evanshaner991
      @evanshaner991 7 лет назад +68

      Idong Masterrace

    • @johnparker7663
      @johnparker7663 7 лет назад

      hahahaha

    • @brockr.2321
      @brockr.2321 7 лет назад +50

      Nah, I'm pulling out my Idong

    • @sarips841
      @sarips841 7 лет назад +34

      you plebs getting beaten by my PCP station, look at dem *graphics*

  • @abnormal2270
    @abnormal2270 7 лет назад +16

    The Polystation actually managed to get in Italy and have some kind of "success",other from being a good source of jokes. It's usually the cheap gift that a grandmother would buy for a kid,not knowing any better. I was gifted one at my birthday ,magical times.

    • @GMK9VII
      @GMK9VII 7 лет назад

      My friend had a Polystation back in early 2000's. Probably got imported then sold at the market. It had great games actually!

  • @jugodefresa4205
    @jugodefresa4205 7 лет назад +1988

    But can it run Minecraft at 4K

  • @VarmaS28
    @VarmaS28 6 лет назад

    #PlayStation 5 - Minutes E3 Gameplay | New Technology (PS5) Hardware Reveal - Coming soon in 2019: ruclips.net/video/d8M00DMRccc/видео.html

  • @chef3662
    @chef3662 7 лет назад +929

    I didn't know the Chinese really existed

  • @alikhidzam3749
    @alikhidzam3749 7 лет назад +698

    kids in China be like
    yo ,dude Obox online is better then the PCP4!

    • @chestosneakoinc
      @chestosneakoinc 7 лет назад +66

      In China the Zelda game is named as "Breast of the Wild."

    • @rookeva8688
      @rookeva8688 7 лет назад +3

      alikh idzam byxbox is filled with annoying kids than pesfur

    • @shinobitreecko8442
      @shinobitreecko8442 7 лет назад +3

      CyberHax Inc Or Twilight Kimono, or Strange Candy Bar to the Past.

    • @RandomFandomOfficial
      @RandomFandomOfficial 7 лет назад

      alikh idzam lmao

    • @jonramsey36
      @jonramsey36 7 лет назад +23

      Xiao Wang is at home playing with his iDong... his mother says he'll go blind if he doesn't stop!

  • @eggaweb
    @eggaweb 5 лет назад +93

    Grandma: "I got you a PS3".
    KID: "Awesome!!!"
    Kid opens box, it's a Polystation 3.
    Ooopsie!

    • @John_X_GR
      @John_X_GR 5 лет назад +8

      Lol! That's exactly what happenned to me, for real with Polystation 1! I wanted so bad Playstation 1, that my parents got me a polystation 1 instead of playstation 1, and when i opened it, i was so excited and when i opened the "open" button to see the inside of "playstation" i saw this 4:52
      Btw Polystation 1 was getting cassete shape in a size of a vhs cassete but worked just like a gameboy cassette with the blowing into the cassete port and to work and all that. And it had LOTS of Games you just scrolled down and it never ended.

    • @adrianosilvachagas6715
      @adrianosilvachagas6715 5 лет назад +2

      so Fony lol

    • @uiraideszen3223
      @uiraideszen3223 5 лет назад

      I almost relate.I asked my Father for a Game boy and he brought a PSP.Thats how I got introduced to Mini 3d consoles

    • @marcomilan6870
      @marcomilan6870 4 года назад

      @@John_X_GR why not ask your dad for real playstation 1

    • @John_X_GR
      @John_X_GR 4 года назад

      @@marcomilan6870 that was a long time ago. When I was a kid. I was like 8 or 10 y.o. like somewhere there. Now I'm 29. They finally got me after 1 or 2 years so, a real PlayStation 1(psx, the squared grey one, not white ps1) but when they get me one and it was a gift from a classmate of mine, the day they give it to me, my parents said "Promise me, that you won't get stuck at this!" cause I was fond to games, and I really liked to get psx. They just didn't want me to leave all the real world and get closed in a room, btw I was and am pretty social.

  • @aaronspacee
    @aaronspacee 7 лет назад +27

    iQue isn't a knockoff, it's a Nintendo official side product for china, there is also the IQue gameboy advance which is identical to the gba sp and plays GBA games but just called the iQue

    • @ReineDeLaSeine14
      @ReineDeLaSeine14 7 лет назад +2

      iQue also made DS and makes 3DS

    • @Rhino1004
      @Rhino1004 7 лет назад +3

      They mentioned that it was an official Nintendo product in the video.

    • @chestosneakoinc
      @chestosneakoinc 7 лет назад +1

      That name is translated into "iWhat' in spanish!

  • @JamesW81
    @JamesW81 7 лет назад +203

    10 chinese game consoles you didnt know existed.... and now that you do, you wish you hadnt watched this video.

  • @lokiouroboros2815
    @lokiouroboros2815 7 лет назад +75

    I had no idea that China had banned game consoles until 2015. I also always wondered why China ripped off existing consoles like this. Now I know - it was the fake consoles or nothing at all for a long time. Actually taught me something new, gameranx. Thanks.

    • @SZlee703
      @SZlee703 7 лет назад +13

      Now I tell you the truth my friend.As a Chinese from China .I grew up in China,But we never played these fake game consoles.We all playing the offical game consoles from childhood until now,Even thought most of them are the HongKong version,but we can buy them everywhere in our City.My game consoles history:Game boy/GBA/PS2/PS3/3DS/PSV/PS4.And we didn't even see where can buy these fake game consoles,Mybe can buy on the internet.

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 7 лет назад

      I guess its the same thing as greece at 2002 where they "banned" all electronic games that are played in public ^^ they did that for the slot machines but the wording added all games by mistake but nobody ever got trouble for it.

    • @GhostedGames2023
      @GhostedGames2023 7 лет назад

      Gabriella Raze i also come to guess they didnt want support of other countries or products thinking they could compete by making their own. But they are lacking a lot of years of technology. And its also funny that most of our products are made in china because of cheaper resources.

    • @ronki23
      @ronki23 7 лет назад

      they were officially banned but if you go to Chinese Indoor markets you'll find XBox, Playstation, etc. I don't know if they were real though

    • @ronch550
      @ronch550 7 лет назад

      Gabriella Raze China rips everything off. Even cars. See how Chinese car makers like Foton and Joylong ripped off the Toyota HiAce? Heck their jet fighters probably use stolen top secret American jet fighter technical documents.

  • @sarinkim2561
    @sarinkim2561 6 лет назад +314

    YO YOU WANNA COME PLAY WITH MY WIWI

  • @vladb420
    @vladb420 7 лет назад +13

    I use to think my first ever console was a playstation or NES but it turns it out it was a polystation instead :(

  • @gmansmiley2984
    @gmansmiley2984 7 лет назад +81

    OUYE > OUYA

  • @carmencarmona954
    @carmencarmona954 6 лет назад +128

    PS4: i broke my leg !!!!...
    Xbox: im calling the ambulance.
    Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @psrpnk
    @psrpnk 5 лет назад +17

    When he said The WiiWii I lost it and lmao and I thought “let’s go play with my wii wii”

  • @lobonegro1567
    @lobonegro1567 7 лет назад +102

    The Game Child😂😂

    • @Weigazod
      @Weigazod 7 лет назад +1

      Eh? But it's a game you play with a child, it should be no problem.

  • @Acemans
    @Acemans 7 лет назад +332

    when you see most of these on ashens

    • @usedpccomponent
      @usedpccomponent 7 лет назад +13

      THE OG

    • @proYEEThean
      @proYEEThean 7 лет назад +33

      Aceman Hell yeah. Ashens and his beautifully deteriorating brown sofa

    • @perfect_raider
      @perfect_raider 7 лет назад +15

      We should probably contact him, someone found a Game Child

    • @WeareIF
      @WeareIF 7 лет назад +10

      That sofa is more famous than the man.

    • @nikogordon2
      @nikogordon2 7 лет назад +4

      Holy shit other people who know the grass mask lord

  • @smileforme222
    @smileforme222 7 лет назад +569

    I seriously think they would *steal* the show for E3.

    • @yashkeshavpatnam1852
      @yashkeshavpatnam1852 7 лет назад +17

      ƧMḮl·ę ꜰøR Ɯë it would be called E.3

    • @RedEmRa
      @RedEmRa 7 лет назад +18

      Yash Keshavpatnam No, 3E

    • @iwin7220
      @iwin7220 7 лет назад +5

      Yash Keshavpatnam more like E4

    • @iwin7220
      @iwin7220 7 лет назад +15

      or Ə3

    • @fatrown3
      @fatrown3 7 лет назад +2

      ƧMḮl·ę ꜰøR Ɯë zing :p

  • @evilboygenius5112
    @evilboygenius5112 5 лет назад +116

    2:56 THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE THE SOULJA GAME 🤭

    • @deshawnheaggans5037
      @deshawnheaggans5037 5 лет назад +7

      Seen a review on it they compared those two and they are exactly the same. Soullja boy copied them

    • @FIXTREME
      @FIXTREME 5 лет назад +3

      @@deshawnheaggans5037 I don't think he copied them as much as he saw them on Alibaba and asked if they offer custom branding

    • @taz874
      @taz874 5 лет назад +1

      @@deshawnheaggans5037 lmao soulja boy just got a bunch of consoles on alibaba and slapped on his name

    • @lamondhaughton1598
      @lamondhaughton1598 5 лет назад +1

      That's cause it is

    • @Brett0000
      @Brett0000 5 лет назад

      She didn’t even slap his name on them , they are drop shipped from china

  • @jjlrdz
    @jjlrdz 7 лет назад +129

    To be honest...... the "Obox" has a better DESIGN than the Xbox one X.

    • @KainChrist
      @KainChrist 7 лет назад +1

      I agree. I actually want it now.

    • @ohno5
      @ohno5 7 лет назад +2

      jjlrdz And the PCP is better than Ps4 Pro

    • @phil_matic
      @phil_matic 7 лет назад +2

      I'll be honest
      You're opinion differs than mine

    • @jaredfarr5761
      @jaredfarr5761 7 лет назад

      jjlrdz I'd have to disagree

    • @thereallionzhd6255
      @thereallionzhd6255 7 лет назад

      True

  • @firazosman2943
    @firazosman2943 7 лет назад +34

    Lee: lets make a new and innovative game system that has never been done before
    Wong: what shall we call this original masterpiece?
    Lee: Obox
    Wong: perfect
    This is how most of these consoles were created

    • @CURTSNIPER
      @CURTSNIPER 6 лет назад +1

      Firaz Osman honestly the obox was ahead of today's consoles with it's standard 4tb HDD and 4K/3D video player like, what?!

    • @shaydrowdeb6891
      @shaydrowdeb6891 6 лет назад

      Firaz Osman cring 😂😂

    • @analizzahaither5645
      @analizzahaither5645 6 лет назад

      wow... firaz osman you're good at joking

    • @RehanRafiq
      @RehanRafiq 6 лет назад

      Firaz Osman wwe

    • @RehanRafiq
      @RehanRafiq 6 лет назад

      Firaz Osman wwem

  • @classicstormtrooper9590
    @classicstormtrooper9590 7 лет назад +286

    I D O N G M A S T E R R A C E

  • @smileforme222
    @smileforme222 7 лет назад +808

    Vii Master Race 🙌

    • @ParkJungAh
      @ParkJungAh 7 лет назад +9

      ƧMḮl·ę ꜰøR Ɯë iDong Master Race!!

    • @mrsolodolovi1386
      @mrsolodolovi1386 7 лет назад +12

      ƧMḮl·ę ꜰøR Ɯë get with the times and get a Game Child, you grandpas!

    • @raymundoo2879
      @raymundoo2879 7 лет назад +23

      ƧMḮl·ę ꜰøR Ɯë WiiWii masterace

    • @hanzofactory
      @hanzofactory 7 лет назад +11

      Guys, let's put an end to the console wars and just all get some OBoxes!

    • @hazimsone
      @hazimsone 7 лет назад +14

      OBoxes have no games.. Polystation for the win, the best nds emulator

  • @adami6087
    @adami6087 7 лет назад +114

    Uhhhh the title has a little bit of a watchmojo kinda vibe... Good vid tho.

    • @MSTechie
      @MSTechie 7 лет назад +2

      Adam I TBH I just thought of it as a list. Tons if channels do the same thing

    • @reymundo4
      @reymundo4 7 лет назад +1

      EasyTech Watchmojo did list before the internet was an idea.

    • @AaronDuck
      @AaronDuck 7 лет назад

      this is gameranx? I literally thought I was watching somebody else

  • @gothicspoon
    @gothicspoon 7 лет назад +34

    iDong= 爱动 (ai dong)
    Literal translation: "to love moving" (in this context, perhaps "love of sports"?)
    You know how people in the west use Chinese characters to look cool? Well, Chinese people do the same with English words (and much like us, they don't really bother checking the meaning of those words).

    • @stargazersdance
      @stargazersdance 7 лет назад

      Mr_spoon Ah, that's pretty cool.

    • @richardwagner6460
      @richardwagner6460 7 лет назад +3

      Mr_spoon nobody give a fuck about china!!! japan is a million times better!!!!!

    • @ToyStore102Dalmatians
      @ToyStore102Dalmatians 7 лет назад +2

      Expand Idong

    • @richardwagner6460
      @richardwagner6460 7 лет назад

      Hamza Haidar who are you?

    • @gothicspoon
      @gothicspoon 7 лет назад +2

      Richard Wagner How does
      comparing the two countries even relate to my comment..? (also, have you ever been to either of those places?)

  • @Spanian
    @Spanian 6 лет назад +46

    could of done with some gameplay!

    • @r0land2k
      @r0land2k 6 лет назад +11

      Yeah, would have been nice, but this way you can make a video in an afternoon by ripping off images you find online, instead of actually having to have access to these actual consoles. Kinda lame way to make a quick video if you ask me.

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 лет назад +1

      @@r0land2k I hear you

    • @iamwml_
      @iamwml_ 5 лет назад

      SPANIAN no that is not good I hate it

    • @iamwml_
      @iamwml_ 5 лет назад

      No Thanks I like it without gameplay

    • @BbBb-ue2lm
      @BbBb-ue2lm 5 лет назад

      @@r0land2k lol 💯

  • @biggusnippus
    @biggusnippus 7 лет назад +159

    What I would give for a Sony dongstation or a Xdong, I would even settle for a SEGA megadong. But never would I have a wii dong

    • @wyldxone8025
      @wyldxone8025 7 лет назад +1

      lmao

    • @quintesencho2947
      @quintesencho2947 7 лет назад +8

      nathan davies just be happy with your minidong

    • @iceylittle
      @iceylittle 7 лет назад +5

      Wii Wii Misure. Playdong, Dongstation, DongBox 360, Nintendong, Neo Dongo

    • @MansourMubarki
      @MansourMubarki 7 лет назад

      Dr. Brown Sword MD hahhahahahaha DUDE ... i know what you mean LOL

    •  7 лет назад +1

      gameboy dong...

  • @natebrown1161
    @natebrown1161 7 лет назад +129

    *I D O N G*

  • @sam1529
    @sam1529 5 лет назад +13

    Son: hey mon can you get me a *WII*
    Mom: sure son
    Mom (20 minutes later): *comes home with a VII*
    Son: WTF IS THIS PIECE OF CRAP

    • @Almostowned1
      @Almostowned1 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe it was the Jamaican accent that confused her.

    • @sam1529
      @sam1529 5 лет назад

      Almostowned1 what?

    • @SvagGhost-fo3fb
      @SvagGhost-fo3fb 5 лет назад

      the German Accent, but that too

    • @sam1529
      @sam1529 5 лет назад

      S4vag3Ghost63 what does that mean

  • @HypercatZ
    @HypercatZ 5 лет назад +10

    1:09 THAT'S A FONY! A BIG FAT FONY!!

  • @MrZargani
    @MrZargani 7 лет назад +39

    Friend: so what you going to do when you get home?
    Me: I'm going to play with my wiwi (if you know what i mean)

    • @uday7857
      @uday7857 7 лет назад +3

      hello from 9gag, we remember

    • @80sGAMER
      @80sGAMER 7 лет назад

      lmao - Epic!

    • @obiwanshanobi2662
      @obiwanshanobi2662 7 лет назад +3

      Freind:"That's cool, I'm prolly gonna whip out my idong and play with it in the bathroom bro."

  • @jaydrivess2.3
    @jaydrivess2.3 6 лет назад +71

    Smh my grandma bought me a PCP when I was kid thinking it was legit😤

    • @danieltowle8783
      @danieltowle8783 6 лет назад +3

      That bootleg PSP lookin shit lol

    • @alex-go8mw
      @alex-go8mw 6 лет назад +1

      I had one and It broke in 3 days

    • @polothedon
      @polothedon 6 лет назад +2

      Who ever made that console is on pcp.

    • @Jaem-gy1bz
      @Jaem-gy1bz 6 лет назад

      Why would you be mad? PCP makes you feel great.

    • @MrScrooge1980
      @MrScrooge1980 5 лет назад

      Grandma was on PCP

  • @karryjohnson3261
    @karryjohnson3261 5 лет назад +2

    Imagine if you're a little kid, and your mom tells you to take your cousins and go play with your wiwi....

  • @xiazhong5635
    @xiazhong5635 7 лет назад +4

    China has not banned video game console rather only PS4 and Xbox one, until 2015. I used to own a ripoff of Nintendo, Gameboy and later PS2 when I was a kid. Honesty I have no idea these console exists. But back then a PS2 is literally 1+ month salary of my dad. So very strong motivation of ripping of these consoles.

    • @SZlee703
      @SZlee703 7 лет назад

      然而中国没人玩儿这些假货,以前没国行,哪个不是在游戏机店买港行日行来玩儿

  • @lilith4383
    @lilith4383 7 лет назад +25

    What about the game fillip? Its perfect for children with no necks

  • @laggystand3755
    @laggystand3755 6 лет назад +83

    Bethesda: Releasing Skyrim on Android and WiWi

  • @MrScrooge1980
    @MrScrooge1980 5 лет назад +13

    This is that back door swap meet shit here lol

    • @Jollibabycakes
      @Jollibabycakes 5 лет назад

      Jason Shannon haha you right and funny as fuck

  • @sinful9347
    @sinful9347 7 лет назад +22

    The Xtox Juan

  • @WES_Productions
    @WES_Productions 7 лет назад +10

    Nº2: The polystation 1 emulates the famicom. the polystation 2 emulates the... famicom and the polystation 3 emulates (drum roll) the famicom again!. They are the same NES clone just with a new appearance.

    • @GMK9VII
      @GMK9VII 7 лет назад

      i came super close to buying a Polystation even though I knew it was knock off I knew it had some good retro games on it

    • @WES_Productions
      @WES_Productions 7 лет назад

      Yes, they are just bootleg famicom consoles with a playstation design. Some of them can be bad, but I had some of them that were pretty good too. They're very cheaply made, though. There's almost nothing inside of them.
      They usually come with Super Mario Bros, Tetris, F1 Race, Circus Charlie, Excitebike, Dr. Mario and those type of games. But some others doesn't even come with any cartridges or any built in games.
      They're funny and bizarre consoles.

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 7 лет назад +34

    You spelled bad knockoffs wrong

    • @jibranimran4562
      @jibranimran4562 7 лет назад +21

      vizthex Naw, I think he spelled "Chinese bootlegs" wrong.

  • @bernardo4157
    @bernardo4157 7 лет назад +56

    I haven't watched this video yet, but I bet they're all bootlegs

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 7 лет назад +14

      actually, they're consoles

    • @shweg_9418
      @shweg_9418 7 лет назад +3

      Ocean Man NO FUCKING WAY

    • @thearmyofiron
      @thearmyofiron 7 лет назад +2

      except for ique which is official from nintendo

    • @half-asian8992
      @half-asian8992 7 лет назад

      actually its a storm drain

  • @sonnyhuimingzhou418
    @sonnyhuimingzhou418 7 лет назад +44

    I am chinese. And I NEVER EVER HEARD OF THESE GODDAMN THINGS.

    • @thevincent1015
      @thevincent1015 7 лет назад +2

      There talking about the country.

    • @mb8648
      @mb8648 7 лет назад +1

      yt is banned in china, how do u watch?

    • @al201103
      @al201103 7 лет назад +1

      I've lived here for more than 12 years, have a VPN and have no problem direct streaming RUclips at 720p. Do come to China, it's an amazing country with great people.

    • @Sonnyy21
      @Sonnyy21 7 лет назад

      What console do u use ?

    • @HackSlashGaming
      @HackSlashGaming 7 лет назад +1

      al201103 yeah right china is dirty people might be great goverment sucks glad to be a Ghanaian American

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 6 лет назад +7

    GPD Win 2: Portable gaming PC. It's amazing and by far the greatest Chinese game console, there isn't any American equivalent

  • @foodandadventureswithadeeb
    @foodandadventureswithadeeb 6 лет назад +191

    wtf is fony

  • @kelvinmartinez360
    @kelvinmartinez360 7 лет назад +16

    Can these fix the Ubisoft Servers tho?

    • @const96b30
      @const96b30 7 лет назад +8

      Kelvin Martinez I believe it can fix GTA V loading screens, so why not?

    • @kelvinmartinez360
      @kelvinmartinez360 7 лет назад +1

      Scrap-E LMAO HOPEFULLY

  • @kurco2905
    @kurco2905 6 лет назад +3

    The thought of someone telling a friend "hey, wanna play with my iDong??"

    • @coolguy9709
      @coolguy9709 3 года назад

      Yes but do you want to play with my WiWi

  • @noahbarber6109
    @noahbarber6109 7 лет назад +97

    They should stick to making food.

    • @bloodycinephile
      @bloodycinephile 7 лет назад

      Noah Barber They should stick to brothels.

    • @Noroimusha303
      @Noroimusha303 7 лет назад +9

      Noah Barber yeah like plastic rice..

    • @fatrown3
      @fatrown3 7 лет назад +4

      Noah Barber not sure you'd actually want to eat what they make it you were actually over there... blarf! :p

    • @משפחתאדגו
      @משפחתאדגו 7 лет назад

      Noah Barber you meam cars

    • @pierceyu4546
      @pierceyu4546 7 лет назад

      cpt delta nope, there cars are worst and their food which are supplied to my country were made out of plastic.. Not good

  • @const96b30
    @const96b30 7 лет назад +5

    I knew the "SQMY" from my old batteries.

  • @splintmix5891
    @splintmix5891 5 лет назад +2

    The voice over dude is everything 😂😂😂😂

  • @ironwill4035
    @ironwill4035 7 лет назад +35

    Lmao! "IDong". Crazy name! "Yo, bro, did my Dong fall behind the tv?"

  • @IIjustII
    @IIjustII 7 лет назад +25

    change title to 10 Ripped off Chinese consoles

    • @BrandonAngelDragon
      @BrandonAngelDragon 7 лет назад +6

      iQue was made with Nintendo's approval so that won't work.

  • @appa3535
    @appa3535 6 лет назад +113

    obox actually seems pretty legit let's get it worldwide now

  • @googleruinedyoutube
    @googleruinedyoutube 5 лет назад +4

    I actually have both the K1GBA and the Revo K101. They work really well. They're full hardware clones of the GBA, not like the cheap little emulator boxes most Chinese knockoff consoles are. They even work with original GBA carts too and apparently can play multiplayer with real GBAs (I haven't ever tested this since I don't have a link cable, though).
    The problems is though that the Revo's shell got copied so now a bunch of those "cheap little emulator boxes" I talked about before are using the same body (including the SouljaGame) so I feel that kinda made the real Revo look bad, and the real Revo's price got raised so much that it's not even worth buying one now.

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ 3 года назад

      Leave it to the only chinese systems worth a shit to get copied by other chinese systems that are horrible

  • @mikewong3840
    @mikewong3840 7 лет назад +38

    As a Chinese console gamer, I've never heard about those consoles you've showed in the video, except iQue.

    • @kingzagan3664
      @kingzagan3664 7 лет назад +3

      Minghao Wang Now this is way shocking.

    • @mikewong3840
      @mikewong3840 7 лет назад +1

      That might from other countries or even made up.

    • @jay33d56
      @jay33d56 7 лет назад +7

      Minghao Wang bro come on don't lie. I mean China bans everything and be like "Let's rip off Netflix by naming it Fetnlix" wtf

    • @mikewong3840
      @mikewong3840 7 лет назад +1

      I just said what I know.

    • @TeddyKrimsony
      @TeddyKrimsony 7 лет назад

      are you in China or Hong Kong or Taiwan because they're referred to as China but are not actually China.

  • @rafalrk7962
    @rafalrk7962 7 лет назад +124

    I bet people in China ar like wtf is a xbox obox is a better name

    • @gtPacheko
      @gtPacheko 6 лет назад +2

      Rafal rk Nah, everyone knows what an Xbox is there

    • @wwerae4343
      @wwerae4343 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @bullymaguire431
      @bullymaguire431 6 лет назад

      name lol well it's cheaper than my gaming pc

    • @dietwater525
      @dietwater525 6 лет назад +2

      Thing about china games no gta 5 no cs go no call of duty no halo no battlefield no assassins creed no rocket league they have ass crapy games

    • @flamingblaze5565
      @flamingblaze5565 6 лет назад

      LOL

  • @nathannuk3319
    @nathannuk3319 7 лет назад +129

    who love Chinese food?

    • @greyeminence9536
      @greyeminence9536 7 лет назад +8

      I love dogs and cats.

    • @RScygh
      @RScygh 7 лет назад +3

      Nathan Nuk3 I like soup. fetus

    • @Jazz-zg7ip
      @Jazz-zg7ip 7 лет назад +1

      Nathan Nuk3 I like Chinese Food! exspecially the donkey's eyes

    • @nathannuk3319
      @nathannuk3319 7 лет назад +1

      The Memestein disgusting!!!!

    • @lokd3116
      @lokd3116 7 лет назад

      chinese food is so nasty

  • @Baja383
    @Baja383 5 лет назад +1

    imagine waking up Christmas morning in the 90's and receiving a GameChild instead of a GameBoy.

  • @x_griffin_x
    @x_griffin_x 7 лет назад +25

    "Fony" is right.

  • @faciated5355
    @faciated5355 7 лет назад +7

    Guys I just ordered my Weed U. Its coming next month!

  • @SoulHacker777
    @SoulHacker777 7 лет назад +16

    dude, this video is hilarious. the names tho

  • @emeraldcore1215
    @emeraldcore1215 5 лет назад +2

    The Obox should be a cover that you can put on a xbox.

  • @yodf5402
    @yodf5402 7 лет назад +38

    I'd buy the Obox

    • @wilkinlow
      @wilkinlow 7 лет назад +3

      Binosauras good concept but it's pretty much a PC

    • @zulshioon6270
      @zulshioon6270 7 лет назад

      Chris L 6 tf

  • @jarosromody2759
    @jarosromody2759 7 лет назад +121

    Prices would have been interesting as well ;)

  • @AJandKTGaming
    @AJandKTGaming 7 лет назад +6

    I heard the iDong has an innovative control scheme that allow for games like Dong Golf and Dong Tennis. But you have to be naked to play them. And you have to be a dude.

  • @danielbueno8474
    @danielbueno8474 6 лет назад

    I live in Brazil, and the Polystation consoles are legit very popular to this day. Of course, A LOT of people play on PS4, XBOX ONE, Switch and via Steam, but sometimes me and my fully grown friends (some of them married and with kids) still gather around a Polystation to play some games of our childhoods.

  • @nrt-frizzy1105
    @nrt-frizzy1105 7 лет назад +8

    lol I'm not surprised that they didn't come out with a game system called the triangle wich is ripof of the cube lol

    • @michealcar6647
      @michealcar6647 7 лет назад

      Mtdewgamer 1645 or the "pyramid"since a cube is 3D and a triangle is 2d...

  • @aaronj6827
    @aaronj6827 7 лет назад +4

    As long as "chabuduo" is the popular attitude in China, do their products really matter

  • @Blunt_Man
    @Blunt_Man 7 лет назад +5

    The PCP station sounds like more fun without the word "station", I just want the PCP, hold the station, thank you!

  • @jhynjhiruurekrap5725
    @jhynjhiruurekrap5725 6 лет назад

    Just so you know, you can totally add games to the iQue Player. Not only was there software released for PCs (by iQue, not 3rd party), but various 'iQue Depots' were also placed around China for people to buy and download games. The iQue Player is an official Nintendo product, not a knockoff.

  • @MrCombatgiraffe
    @MrCombatgiraffe 7 лет назад +130

    idk what an obox cost but that seemed half decent.

    • @georgedang449
      @georgedang449 6 лет назад +4

      Of course it's better than a console, it's an open platform that you can customize, upgrade, run anything you want on it... you know, like a PC.

    • @robertreyes1010
      @robertreyes1010 6 лет назад

      O box looks like Xbox one remake

    • @joafel-2193
      @joafel-2193 6 лет назад +10

      reyes ROBERT no fucking shit

    • @daddy4kawaii853
      @daddy4kawaii853 6 лет назад

      I agree, it has a alien pc look to it. Imagine if alien made a console like this and hired Sega to make exclusive games for it. I'm dreaming, I know but a fun thought none the less

    • @gamerbuckets9655
      @gamerbuckets9655 6 лет назад

      Its not bad at all its like a andriod gaming device

  • @Michael-nx1cd
    @Michael-nx1cd 7 лет назад +19

    i just buy polystation 3 I will try run minecraft :)

  • @whooyouu18
    @whooyouu18 7 лет назад +107

    I want an idong for Christmas!

  • @bobflibber6691
    @bobflibber6691 6 лет назад +16

    I held it together when he said WiWi... then iDong... yea it got me. Apparently I am still susceptible to immature humor. Great vid by the way.

  • @rdj0hns0n702
    @rdj0hns0n702 7 лет назад +20

    these consoles are a huge fail.

    • @felipeterranova2452
      @felipeterranova2452 7 лет назад +4

      Richard Johnson wtf r u talking bout?? POLYSTATION MASTER RACE

    • @kflemonice
      @kflemonice 7 лет назад +5

      Are you shit talking my *I DONG* ?

  • @zukodude487987
    @zukodude487987 6 лет назад +26

    I dong believe it!

  • @jaedensoobramoney5735
    @jaedensoobramoney5735 7 лет назад +52

    those r definitely MADE IN CHINA

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 7 лет назад +2

      Jaeden Soobramoney except for the ique its made by Nintendo

  • @mrblagabah3818
    @mrblagabah3818 5 лет назад +1

    5:24
    DAD: What Do You Want For Christmas Jimmy?
    JIMMY:I Want An Idong Dad!

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 7 лет назад +35

    Obox actually sounds fucking amazing. It even has a better name than Xbox.

  • @dustinmiser377
    @dustinmiser377 5 лет назад +11

    3:10 is souja boy gaming 😂

  • @TheIMMORTALKAHNHD
    @TheIMMORTALKAHNHD 7 лет назад +25

    need my okama gamesphere

    • @miigs9499
      @miigs9499 7 лет назад +2

      The Bowser one CHINPOKOMON

  • @LolBoontai
    @LolBoontai 6 лет назад +1

    Whoever made that Fony product I hope you know my inner family guy is screaming

  • @fizzyjizz7374
    @fizzyjizz7374 7 лет назад +7

    Hey man don't rip on my chintendo Wii 😡😡😡

  • @chengjieluo1401
    @chengjieluo1401 5 лет назад +38

    I'm from China but honestly I've never heard any of these. I remember I was playing ps2 with my friends when I was a school boy

    • @majinbuddha5392
      @majinbuddha5392 5 лет назад +2

      i thought he said video games was illegal in China until 2015?

    • @chengjieluo1401
      @chengjieluo1401 5 лет назад +5

      Actually before 2010 selling video games was pretty common among the market, after that video games was somehow banned by the government and the reason is "mental drug"

    • @thegreatgeekdetective6925
      @thegreatgeekdetective6925 5 лет назад +2

      @@chengjieluo1401 no selling consoles was illegal. But china deals with its laws much differently compared to most country's. SO just because something was banned doesn't mean people weren't using it. But china is mostly a PC culture.

    • @chengjieluo1401
      @chengjieluo1401 5 лет назад +1

      Blazer Blade lol, actually I don't understand what you're say even in ping Ying, but never mind

    • @blazerblade192
      @blazerblade192 5 лет назад +1

      @@chengjieluo1401 ah you probably didn't know the controversy about kuku... Just ignore what I said 😆

  • @TheOneAndOnlySneek
    @TheOneAndOnlySneek 7 лет назад +7

    I have an idong I just bought two controllers for it there called mi dongs it's upsetting because it overheats after 30 minutes

    • @jeremysart
      @jeremysart 7 лет назад +6

      Mi dong overheats after 30 minutes of use too

  • @alial-ebrahim2877
    @alial-ebrahim2877 4 года назад +1

    Wii: I might be best console in the world! WiWi: hold my remote

  • @kylenetherwood8734
    @kylenetherwood8734 7 лет назад +13

    On number 4, you didn't specify that Android isn't bad so I'm going to assume you hate it.

  • @theanimatronicscollectoran4193
    @theanimatronicscollectoran4193 5 лет назад +13

    The polystation 5 will be released in 2020.

  • @DiZphunx
    @DiZphunx 7 лет назад +13

    10 Chinese game consoles that I don't care about.

    • @Croc.
      @Croc. 7 лет назад +13

      GodofWar98 Don't watch it then..

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 7 лет назад

      GodofWar98 except for the ique its a n64

  • @leafchill8821
    @leafchill8821 5 лет назад +3

    The polystation was actually first used in TAWOG

  • @knaant
    @knaant 5 лет назад +6

    I play my "Idong" every night 😉

  • @colelepper9381
    @colelepper9381 6 лет назад +7

    where is ashens when you need him?