Trump's Parade of Shills: The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2017
- High-profile Republicans come up with creative excuses for President Trump's alleged meddling in the FBI's Russia probe.
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watching them scrap together excuses is ridiculous if Obama did this they would have called impeachment day 1
Stanley 1 hour in
They wanted to impeach him over his use of Dijon Mustard, of course what Trump has done would have more than qualified Obama.
Stanley what can i say, White Privilege is real.
Top Dawg With his skin tone, I hesitate to call Drumpf "white."
Ved Walker lmao then orange privilege
Trump vs. Comey on credibility?
How is this even a debate?
AKmanKA I just want to know why Trump's in office in the first place.
Yes how is it a debate between the man who said Hillary Clinton broke the Law but will not press charges vs the President.
shinobi554 Reimer I don't think you know what credibility means. The fact you think somehow being the President erases all of Trumps past lies and the ones he's currently tweeting about right this moment and should be trusted proves that.
wait, you think comey has less credibility because he said Hillary Clinton broke the Law but will not press charges (if that's what he said), in my eyes this only increases his credibility, at least he says the truth. Now if he said she didn't broke the law and it comes out she did, that would be something else
AKmanKA Because Trump vs Hilary for president was a debate
"If the IQ doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
Gold!!
Best line ever 😂
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Yeah, he's too stupid to be guilty of any crime, yet still qualified to be the leader of the nation. *_LOGIC_*
Toad Jiang
Toad Jiang
Anyone _else_ becoming increasingly numb to everything with each passing day under this administration?
Jay Marquel damn I'm not in the US but I thought it was just me
Yep. I have serious battle fatigue.
Jay Marquel that's their plan though - wear us all down. Peeps like Noah, Colbert, Samantha Bee, and Seth Myers keep me lifted though.
maybe they are trying to kill us by laughing to death... because you know... this administration is a joke...
Jay Marquel
I wouldn't say numb...
Its more like increasingly infuriated.
For people who are so against funding the arts, when it comes to making excuses for Trump, the Republicans are more creative than Frank Ocean on LSD.
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon LMFAO TRUE
Anyone want some chicken nuggets?
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon If only they could use their imagination for something _noble_ for a change.
fascist propaganda is one of the oldest forms of media
Who are you, you are every where
Ignorance is no excuse nor defense in a court of law. Impeach the man child.
If they don't do it, they better believe that when there's a turnover next year, the Democrats will make it their first order of business in the new congress. Trump is absolutely toxic to the Republican Party.
Julian Birch IF there's a turnover. the democratic party has an identity crisis and refuses to listen to the grassroots movements. don't be surprised when they blow 2018 and 2020 too
Julian Birch I dont think the Democrats will even win the house let alone the Senate. And also even if they do and than try to impeach trump with a bunch of shoddy evidence and than in the middle of that find out there is nothing going on with Russia. It will be a bloodbath in 2020. Don't get me wrong I am not a trump supporter but if we as in democrats play our hand to soon, we will be fucked for a generation.
Grassroots of predjudice and ignorance?
shinobi554 Reimer , Trump already admitted to obstruction of justice. That alone is enough. Sorry
Governor, Chris Christie calls it "normal New York City conversation". Where have I heard this narrative before? Oh, I know. It was that time when Donald Trump called it; "locker room talk".
Annabelle B Governor of New Jersey
I live in NYC and can say that Christie was talking out of his rotund ass.
catcherbloc1 😂😂😂😂😂
@sonicboy678: I live in NYC also and I've never heard Christie's version of a "normal conversation" ever spoken in NYC. Not to mention he's the governor of New Jersey, so he should not act like he represents New Yorkers. 😑
catcherbloc1 Nah man. It ain't like that. He just wanted to make Comey an offer he couldn't refuse
"If the IQ don't fit, you must acquit" my fucking sides...
O.J. could have used that defense for his burglary charge. 😂
ookeepmoo I can't breathe LMFAO ROFLCOPTER
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Pity that doesn’t apply whenever the death penalty comes up...
more like (a)QUIT being president lol
I cant go a day without Trevors commentary lol
"Try thinking for yourself once in a while" - Jon stewart
Idk Idk we can think for ourselves and still appreciate someone else's perspective. ideally we don't get out information from trevor, we just enjoy the humourous light he brings to a seriously depressing situation.
Idk Idk Except this was a thought...
Jess6455 I swear, the best by far, than colbert and seth and I love both. I'm love with the guy… lol, He's just Different.
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"If the IQ don't fit, you must aquit." I was dying of laughter when I heard. I almost covfefed all over my self.
😂👏
"He can't collude with his own government. Why do you think he's colluding with the Russians?"
Nailed it!
"If the IQ don't fit, you must acquit!"
Trevor you genius, you.
Amanda Lobo you're cute.
Yes she is !!!!
Really cute, you must salute!
Actually I expected Kellyanne Conway to say "He didn't order Comey, he gave alternative wishes."
The problem is, the IQ has not fit for quite some time and yet he is acquitted all the time. Where do we actually draw the line and say enough is enough?
It's good to see someone that is (NOT!) intuitive and (NOT!) honest in their opinions; especially when they state a reason for their beliefs.. Trump has a right to fire anyone that is not doing their job. Washington is full of the best politicans that money can buy, and many more need to go. Washington's status quot needs to be changed, and President Trump IS slowly draining the swamp. We should help him by voting incumbents out and electing independents. My guess is that people are afraid of our future. If Hillary were elected, we would have continued along the path of government that developed since John Kennedy was murdered, along with the cover ups and media control.
"Republican party, I will give you each a million dollars if you support me no matter what I say or do."
-Donald Trump
Chris&Josh
"and you'll have the money in a short while"
4 to 8 years: "psych"
ignorance isn't a legal out ..so now what trumpETs?
It isn't a legal out in most cases but in this case it's down to 2 or 3 lines of vague words and it boils down to intent and ignorance nullifies intent in this case. You can't claim he was trying to do what he was ignorant of.
amy and if it was, he would just be admitting to the court of law that he dosn't have the brains to do the job in the first place.... only after impeachment will follow.
Alaska Wings91 That still doesn't make sense. Being "ignorant" about what the specifics of obstruction of justice are doesn't mean he didn't know he was doing something wrong. He very clearly did. It's why he cleared the room. If he had truly been "ignorant" in the sense that Republicans are trying to interpret this, he would have asked Comey to drop the investigation through mouthfuls of chocolate cake and Coca Cola, in front of his whole staff, cause, you know, Trump just "tells it like it is".
So is he ignorant or not lol?
He's definitely ignorant, just not about this situation. His actions prove he knew he was doing something wrong.
Thank you, Mr. Noah
Matt Kelley - Yes, thanks. 🙂👍
Master troll Lindsey Graham!
The only thing Chris Christie can obstruct is a doorway
Ruvven ... and bridges.
Ruvven give this man a cookie!
Ruvven Not true. Fatass obstructed an entire bridge for days
I was thinking about toilets, and the giant turds he must shit
Erwin Ros Goddamn.
Graham is like that friend who, when the cops pull you over, helps you by saying "officer, he couldn't have been speeding, he always drives extra slowly when he drinks".
Will never get tired of Trevor
Good work Trevor!!!
I've a feeling the Shillboard is gonna change on a daily basis...
Trevor is on FIRE lately!!!!
This is going to be one hell of a history story to watch as it goes down
Actually had to look up the word shill. Never heard it before and I have the best words.
I love how the trump supporters are finally shutting up
"He can't collude with his OWN government...(he's so stupid) how do you expect him to collude with Russia"....that was priceless!!!
I absolutely love watching this man, I almost look forward to this every time I get on RUclips
How is this man President. Like how.?●○●
Feroza Akther people didnt vote
Feroza Akther an electoral college that was designed to limit the votes of the uneducated mass population in 1800 was handed to the uneducated minority population of 2016.
Jeff Nielsen
Oh people voted alright. Just not the ones who needed to vote.
Jeff Nielsen Some people voted for shits and giggles as well.
Feroza Akther
Because your fake news media helped him win
Trevor Noah is a legend, respect mon!
Trevor I love your comedy!
I'm dying here with Lindsey Graham 🤣😂🤣
So basically they're having to admit he's incompetent to avoid the conclusion that he's a criminal?
Trevor Trevor you always make me laugh!!!!
"He cannot collude with his own government, how would he collude with the Russians."
Oh, backhanded slam.
"If the IQ is low, you must let him go"
William Wolfs if the IQ is minor, it's either a trump supporter or a coal miner
Trevor Noah your commentary is like Christmas songs in my ears everyday LOL
And I don't get why not being adept at something is an excuse for not knowing anything about it.
So funny how Trevor exposes spineless hypocrite Paul Ryan
time to break out the popcorn again.
My life thrives on you mimicking The Father of Our Nation. Please do Not stop, for love of God, Sir. My husband and I love YOU.
Trevor KILLED this segment -- more than usual! "I hope you're doing your homework" was amazing.
"I hope you're doing your homework" is way more threatening than "Go do your homework" 😂😂😂
Don't understand why firing Comey was not obstruction of justice. How low can the bar be set?
😂😂"If the IQ don't fit"😁😊😅(jehejehe!)!
If Trump pissed in his shoes and told his followers to drink it up, they would while tell everyone it was the finest wine they've ever had.
Disgusting.
Thank you for saying what I've been thinking about the "I hope" excuse and clearing the room! also in my family asking for favors were implied commands: "Could you do the dishes?" means, "Do the dishes." Duh.
I get anxiety when it's the weekend and Trevor is not on
"Wow Trevor, Aren't you lucky to have Trump as your president... no need for writers with this imbecile"
you really hit the lottery with this guy :D
The job will be hard though after Trump is gone. After this disaster it will be hard to find anything nearly as interesting or funny as this chains of Trump blunders.
Watching and laughing in Mauritius!!!
Trevor, you knocked it out of the park.
"He cannot collude with his own government why do you think he's colluding with the Russians" Lmao 😂
good morning peeps
today is my last exam
Aroh Rl_9 goodluck
Aroh Rl_9 tough luck bro today is senior field day at my school xD
Trevor is the best by far… Being Different than the rest always pays off.
I love this show! The commentary is always right on the money.
Who think Trevor must be the next president ? 🙌
Money kick He was born out of the country. Have you even seen his birth certificate?
Why so discriminate against South Africa, bruh, if a Kenyan can be pres, why not a south african guy :P
Was he also born in Kenya ?
You know what? Fuck it. I'm finally looking up what the hell a "youtube contouring video" is.
EDIT: I now feel even more confused.
LMAO! So damn true I was always more scared when my parents used "hope" - like I hope (for your sake) you're not lying to me! 😂
💜 you Trevor! Keeping it real!
Lindsey Graham: “how can he collude with Russia when he can’t collude with the rest of us?”
Us: “shit, good point.”
y do Republicans remind me of the teachers in school every student prays they never get?
Exactly..."I hope your doing your homework" would imply "let me find out your not (side eye)".
Please . .Please . . it's worth every second!!
lol, people are acting as though Trump is a toddler and doesn't know that anything he says or does will have consequences or will be interpreted a certain way.
Dump the Trump
OMG thank you Trevor!!
You hit every nail on the head!
Trump didn't do anything but clear the room!! LMAO COME ON!!!
The pilote is new at this, he's not used to all the flying and the airport protocols, he's learning as he goes, so please accept that your plane ma crash from time to time...
Well... apparently, republicans would board that plane without hesitation, even defending the pilot's wicked decisions in important situations...
The "I hope you are doing your homework" threat was brilliant. 😆😆😆
Ladies and gentlemen, please, give it up for the Republicunts.
Can't stop laughing ur so funny. America is in deep shit though
Republicans, "Well you see the president isn't fit to be the president so we should just let him be the president."
Noah's got the best accents. All of them. The best.
Meanwhile, a shit ton of things are happening in the background and we are getting distract by this.
How do Trump supporters keep defending him?
Somethings, no one can answer onfortunately 😒😒.
I get the best news from a fake news, thanks Trevor.
"He's just new at this," really Paul Ryan? If I was considered still new at my job after four and a half months, I'd be trying to find a new job for real. And the stakes aren't quite as high with my job.
Trevor Noah is hilarious!! Can't get enough of him!!
trump reminds me of Taco bell; it sounded good but led to diarrhea
and everything about it pisses off Mexicans
Well it sounded good to anyone who has never eaten at Taco Bell. Otherwise they would have gone to Chipotle instead.
Trump reminds me of diarrhea; he never sounded good because he's a pile of shit
brandon castillo lmaooooooo
And like taco bowls, #45 thinks it's real Mexican food.
*Insert witty and insightful comment here.
obligatory chortle. {reply}
witty and insightful
Wow. How insightful.
You're accents are awesome, Trevor! You have really found your own brand with Trump in office.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Sup
Not much. You?
*7 VIEWS*
*125 LIKES*
*29 COMMENTS*
Seems right...
You are the best Trevor!!
Trevor, you're the best at this man! You are that night show host that the Gen-Y's were longing to see and hear. You connect with us! I connect with you! Kudos brother.
May you RIP apart trump for ever and ever, and I hope trump stays for the next 6 years so I can hear him trolled by you and the rest!
Only 3 views and 21 likes... lmao what
It's a Jew conspiracy!!! - trump voters
Idk Idk
Since when has Trump and/or his supporters been racist against Jews. Look up George Soros and the shit he's done. It will make you ashamed to be a democrat.
chill, im not a trump supporter
5 views, and 48 likes... hmm...
Why is there no top comment about the last statement Lindsey Graham!! I think it was GOLD!!!
Thank You.. I needed that..!
Hahaha That part when the grandma saying "I hope you're not talking back to me" so f****** funny
I'm so happy Trevor said that about hope. Because I just thought that same thing. I hope is the most threatening.
Just BRILLIANT. BRAVO
Putting everything else aside for a minute, Trevor's impersonation and accent game is on point!
Noah Trevor, you are just awesome. Thanks for making me laugh at our idiotic government in the white house.
Thanks The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.:)
Daaaaamn, Lindsey, that was Brutal.
Graham's "defense" was among the most brilliant digs thus far. And he doesn't have writers 😉