This is my impression of Scotty doing the " the floor is lava " challenge: David : SCOTTY THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! Scotty: *doesn't move* finally one time that I can actually die
What if durte dom is actually a really nice boy but is just putting on an act for Davids vlogs because he is a good friend. And after the cameras are off, he makes everyone tea and cake
Aesthetic Panda 🐼 that would be cool. I wonder if Liza will do merch next. She had a black shirt on, where it said "normal is boring" (normally i would Google it first - but i am at work, and don't got the time) also look at liza, she's almost wearing black all the time after she started dating David. I think it's on time we get some merch.
Lol, yes. ALL of them would be black, and if it said David Dobrik on it or something, that would be black too. Still I like his style with black so I would totally buy it xD
At the end of the vlog when Alex broke the table and came up to the camera and said "do you know what any of that meant" I literally thought he was going to say "alex is back" But it was just merch!!!! lol
I can never tell when anyone is joking or not lmao like it sounds serious and im just like u guys need some help but then at the same time arent they all skits? idk lmao
Whenever something in the vlogs is a joke, and it wasn't scripted, he usually says it wasn't scripted. He's already done it many times. It's not THAT hard to tell if it's scripted or not, like Scotty saying he wants to kill himself all the time. That's scripted, all in good fun lol xD
Happy birthday Liza!!!! 🎀💝🎈🎊🎁🎇❤️🎉👍👌👏🙌😉😊😆😜😋😂🙂😇😋😝🤗😌😁😄😃😀🤣 I've commented in your two instagram posts (through my friend), commented on your video from yesterday, and liked ALL your instagram pictures and almost all your videos. I love you and hope you don't get too drunk now you're twenty one [pilots] (sorry had to). As long as you don't get as drunk as heath (not that hard), dom, Jason, or any of the crew, you're perfect 👌. 😂😂
DAVID AND LIZA'S WEDDING: *david walks up to pastor with liza waiting* alright that's it for today's vlog thanks for watching ______ follow me on twitter @daviddobrik pastor- you may now kiss the bride *liza leans in and david cuts vlog*
StU369 the mailman the mailman the internet to ask u out because we r at home and my jumper needs the mailman the mailman the mailman the mailman I will send it on coke and bottle and if you any one asks me plx gimme to ask u
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
At least they don't think I'm David's mom
maybe as Carmelita
Jason Nash JASON PLEASE REPLY
Jason Nash that's because Carmelita is his mom
Jason Nash are you sure you're not?
Jason Nash
Wait YOUR NOT!!!???
i was just trying to get free wings lololol
free wings with that std
DurteDom lmao
I was trying to steal your weed
WAS IT MASON
Luxxx Luna OMG I WAS THINKIN THE SAME
David has finally figured out the best click bait: having Alex in the thumbnail.
HollySnickerz and shirtless
yess
literally woke up in the middle of the night just coz alex was in the thumbnail haha
HollySnickerz I made 666 in your likes 😂😂😂
HollySnickerz omfg I am the 666 person that liked you're comment ...it's a sign
This is my impression of Scotty doing the " the floor is lava " challenge:
David : SCOTTY THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!
Scotty: *doesn't move* finally one time that I can actually die
Lexi Jade he’ll lie down on the floor 😂
I'm the 1000th comment
Lol also m the 1000th like!
What if durte dom is actually a really nice boy but is just putting on an act for Davids vlogs because he is a good friend. And after the cameras are off, he makes everyone tea and cake
I don't thinks so though
Ben Blue he's not look at his Instagram 😂😂😂
damn, he'd be the best fucking actor i've ever seen 😂
nah
Ben Blue nope if he was heyyy
That poor white table has been broken so many times... but it's ok Scotty has been too.
Damn Alex back at it again with the white tables
New trend of 2017 guys
WTF I commented this in his other vlog lmao.
well im sorry, i didnt see it and i dont know what other vlog youre talking about, but i didny steal it.
Jessica Huang No i'm not saying you stole it i'm just saying that its weird haha.
Jessica Huang ikr he was wearing the exact blue shorts from the merch
Scotty: “Can you return something after 26 years”
David: “No probably not, what do you want to return”
Scotty: “Me”
😂😂😂😂
Honestly the best fucking merch I've seen in my life
same omg i rly want it but this vid was posted a year ago and they dont hav it anymore :(
all of these people that are in the vlogs are so attractive like they are making me rethink my friend group.
Jason too?
Half The Hart especially jason
Alejandra Sanchez honestly same
only 90s kids remember Alex’s merch
Joann 🙄
...
Joann yep what is for shure
I miss Alex so much
This reply section sucks
THE LITTLE SMILE ALEX GAVE AT THE END WHEN DAVID SAID NEW MERCH OMG
Srishti Singh I want the mercy but they don’t sell it no more
only 90s kids remember Alex’s merch
3:42 (oh and outro music so be careful if u have earphones)
Scotty needs more attention- I like scotty
me to
*Correction:
David: This is Jason, I'm HIS dad."*
"Do you have any idea what that meant?" That was so cool!
ikr. they're so fun and creative lol
Reezah Naroth no, no it wasn't
Reezah Naroth smexy beast
Scotty: yeah I went, it sucked
David: it sucked?
Scotty: they made me wear a parachute
Me: 😂😂😂
I love Scotty😍 and I hate that hes not in the vlogs as much😡
Maybe he got his wish 😔
YOOOOOOO DOM LOOKS LIKE THAT DUDE FROM THE GOOFY MOVIE WHO LIKES THAT CHEESE IN A CAN STUFF WHO WE ALL NEW WAS SMOKING THAT WEED
OhShitThatsMyBadSorry OH MA LORD!!?!?!? FUCKING SHANE DAWSON WHO BITCH!?!?!?!?!
His name is Bobby 😂 just like Carly & Erin's post office buddy lmao
OhShitThatsMyBadSorry HE ACTUALLY DOES OMG!!!!
OhShitThatsMyBadSorry I WAS THINKING THE SAME E
Holy shit yeahhhh
Jason would be a dope ass Dad to have 😂, or just anybody really would be cool 😞
OHMYJOSH damn u ain't got no daddy? Hmm
OHMYJOSH He is a dad?! 😂
Amanda Nicole hes david's dad
I am litterally scotty with the suicide jokes
hamiltrash Hamgelica who said it was a joke 😪😪
Yes
I'm immune to stds so if anyone tryna hmu lmk
Big Nik your so disgusting 😂😂😂 like wtf
Your intro is better than David's!!!
Big Nik no thanks 🤗
Big Nik lmao
Totally will
*coughs* not
Happy Birthday Liza!!! I guess we'll be able to see what David planned for her in his vlog on Monday
I'd give anything to move in with Dom.
That would probably be the best years of my life.
Maybe the most adverse, but still. xD
+Music by Choice "Most adverse" AHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Dom's gonna be so happy when he sees this.
Music by Choice so no, because you know what dom would be tryna do😘😘
Quarantine got me rewatching all of these 😭
Me:*reads title*
Me: Liza and David are having a baby I knew it
Me:*watches whole video*
Also me: Aw man
same lol xD
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L Maya N xD
møni ME TOO
møni ME
3:31 i thought alex was just wearing a sweater with excessively long sleeves lol
Dude I legit just bought one of your other shirts and now your gonna make me spend the only money I have left on new merch
i was not expecting fall out boy to start playing as the outro.
Abigale Harris Me neither, but it was soooo worth it!!!
Yes Alone together from the save rock and room album it’s my favorite
Honestly shocked that David doesn't have merch hats lmao. Just me??
Callie Tims they would just be black :)
Aesthetic Panda 🐼 that would be cool. I wonder if Liza will do merch next. She had a black shirt on, where it said "normal is boring" (normally i would Google it first - but i am at work, and don't got the time) also look at liza, she's almost wearing black all the time after she started dating David. I think it's on time we get some merch.
Lol, yes. ALL of them would be black, and if it said David Dobrik on it or something, that would be black too. Still I like his style with black so I would totally buy it xD
Half The Hart dumbass
Callie Tims YEEESSS
At the end of the vlog when Alex broke the table and came up to the camera and said "do you know what any of that meant" I literally thought he was going to say "alex is back" But it was just merch!!!! lol
Olivia VanHoy q
More Alex 😩
*Jason: I'd kill Todd to be you.*
*Scotty: Why can't you kill me to be me?*
Poor Scott 😢
I REALLY WANT THE SWEATSHIRT ALEX WAS WEARING BUT I CANT AFFORD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Liza (she can drink), happy birthday to you :)
audrya braham yes🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
ya
JAMAICA 🇯🇲 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
where do they keep getting those tables?
Sean Martinez yeah was thinking the same. i wanna break one
ikea. they probably have a closet full of them
From Ikea,they are so god damn cheap,I have a black one as a night stand :D
What ever store they go to must love them........and are very curious.
All i can think of is Jason's kids watching these videos and reacting to Carmelita
omg I need that new merch
it would go great with my black jeans
Viktoria Miskolczi guess what no one care
(Chill its a joke)
Charis Lim I was joking too..
Viktoria Miskolczi k
"and just like houses, Corinna and I are property" 😂😂😂😂
Why is Scotty so suicidal😭‼️ lmfaooo I love him
I took a few month break from watching yt videos and now that I came back David's vlogs are wilder than ever... I love it
"I can't do this right now I must post to instagram SELFIE"😂😂
I love Jason oml xD
I Feel like David definitely has a room just full of white tables
David, on monday for a late april fools prank you should post a vlog longer than 4:20
Omg the story of the other roommate and dom 😂😂 WAS IT MAYSON!?
Yes, I think David said it somewhere else.
I actually REALLY want that merch.
I can never tell when anyone is joking or not lmao like it sounds serious and im just like u guys need some help but then at the same time arent they all skits? idk lmao
Whenever something in the vlogs is a joke, and it wasn't scripted, he usually says it wasn't scripted. He's already done it many times. It's not THAT hard to tell if it's scripted or not, like Scotty saying he wants to kill himself all the time. That's scripted, all in good fun lol xD
oh no wonder scotty was born on april 1st... his whole life is a joke
OK CHILL IM FUCKING JOKING I LOVE SCOTTY
kylie michele HAHAHHAAH
kylie michele Logan Paul's birthday is on April 1st too!
OH MY GODDD
Ha
2:32 omg nik 😂😂😂
When you see Alex in the background with a white table you know Dom will clean it soon.
Happy birthday Liza
"All scars tell stories. Those just happen to be PG-13." -Josh Peck 😂😂
fALLL OUT BOI IN THE END 😍
Viviana yee R YEESSSS! When I heard 'em, I was like, "Let's be alone together, we can stay young forever"!!!
trash
YESSS I WAS LIKE MY FAVOURITE VLOG SO FAR
Love for Scotty 😊❤ you are the cutest one in your crew
When you're early af cus you live on youtube
Yoselin samee
Yoselin Girl, same wtf is my life
Yoselin SAMMEE
Ana Buigues Pérez you tube is ur life
0:25 *We love a wholesome dad* 😂😂😂
BEST MERCH EVER! I love Alex! He's my favorite!❤
This video is so .....soft and neat
very soft extremely neat
much soft. so neat
Simply Shay soft and neat
dan and phil crafts. that is all.
sandra crawley it's a Dan and Phil crafts reference x
Happy birthday Liza!!!! 🎀💝🎈🎊🎁🎇❤️🎉👍👌👏🙌😉😊😆😜😋😂🙂😇😋😝🤗😌😁😄😃😀🤣 I've commented in your two instagram posts (through my friend), commented on your video from yesterday, and liked ALL your instagram pictures and almost all your videos. I love you and hope you don't get too drunk now you're twenty one [pilots] (sorry had to). As long as you don't get as drunk as heath (not that hard), dom, Jason, or any of the crew, you're perfect 👌. 😂😂
THAT MERCH IS AWESOME LMAO
I relate to Scotty so much. He's literally an older, male version of me. I love Scotty! He needs to be in more vlogs!
soft and neat !
SOFT AND NEAT SOFT AND NEAT SOFT AND NEAT
BRING BACK MASON
I think they were talking about Mason in the beginning and how him and Dom were on the couch with the waitress
we have to appreciate the detail that Alex put the same shoe-socks-pants combo which exactly on his merch
Scotty is actually me at 1:29 Im so serious. Love you guys so much!❤❤❤❤❤❤
DAVID AND LIZA'S WEDDING:
*david walks up to pastor with liza waiting* alright that's it for today's vlog thanks for watching ______ follow me on twitter @daviddobrik
pastor- you may now kiss the bride
*liza leans in and david cuts vlog*
Travioli AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Watch this actually happen
so true
BAHAHHAHAHA DAVID SHOULD SEE THIS
StU369 the mailman the mailman the internet to ask u out because we r at home and my jumper needs the mailman the mailman the mailman the mailman I will send it on coke and bottle and if you any one asks me plx gimme to ask u
2:49 "No!" hahaha... David's mom is hilarious 😂
1:17 Scotty out here basically making the suicide rates go down coz he tells none of those ideas work so don't try them!!!😎He is a genius
I honestly love Scotty. He is super funny and perfect. Love ya
You should really make a hat in your merch that would be really cool!!!
I have never wanted a phone case this bad. But I'm broke as hell. Oh well
I literally have 10 cents in my wallet. Screw my life.
Mavi Kartozu my mom says I'm not aloud to get it because apparently I'm a few months I wont even know who David is. She's so wrong about that
Half The Hart I have twenty cents lozer
Aleya Zajac sameee :/
Mavi Kartozu I'm as broke as that table 😴
Wait..... Mason?
Breanna Lynk Mason???
bossyman9 bossyman9 mason is a old member of the vlogs like vlog 1-50
Yes?
Yeah
Only OGs would know
Im watching all your videos again😂😂anyways love y’all , you guys are dah bessttt
YES!!!! ALEX MERCH!!!!!!
I will bye 20 of everything
Aiden Sage omg I love ACOTAR😍
"Do you have any idea what that meant?" DAMNN,ALEX'S DEEP VOICE
scotty deserves to be protected at all causes💕💘💖💓💕💝
My favourite person in your vlogs is liza and alex, and u obvi. Ly david and lizaaa. 😘
Too much Scotty. Not enough Alex.
also, this video was *SOFT AND NEAT*
ps I hope the new merch profits go to Alex, I will gladly buy 3 of each :)
S O F T A N D N E A T
*we are everywhere*
SoFt aND nEAt
S O F T A N D N E A T
We are everywhere like I go
Into comment sections and it says it and I laugh so hard
Layla Too much Nash. He tries too hard to be funny and it's horrible. Talk about cringy..😲
S O F T A N D N E A T
Is Scott, Dom, and Heath not on the back of your merch?
or Heath?
Sadie Steinmetz they both are
Kayla Jones it doesn't look like they are... no one looks like them on there
Sadie Steinmetz c
Heath is i think some of the people on there idk lol and its kinda hard to recognize them
Does jason and corinna still have tattoos inside their mouths
it's a tattoo...
Jam Masterjam well tattoos inside of mouths actually don't last, like they eventually start getting harder to see
Jam Masterjam lip tattoos last only about 3-7 hears
Jam Masterjam NAAHHH they just rubbed off like a fruit roll up...
It’s a valid question I got a lip tat and it lasted like a month
I love that Scott part, he is an amazing person
OMG😂😂
This vid😂😂
Every vid😂😂
David's channel 😂😂
I'm not laughing at them in a rude wat tho 😂😂😂
Me: likes every vlog to keep track of which ones I have & haven’t seen.
Also me: rewatches the ones I’ve already seen anyways.
YOU TOLD US THAT STORY ON DOM'S CHANNEL ALREADY DAVID
Nicole Jessica I figured no one saw that hahha
David Dobrik busted
David Dobrik nope i also saw it on doms channel... i only watch bc you are in them though.
David Dobrik lmao i saw it
How do you know that all of Davids subscribers watches Doms videos or subscribed to him? No offense to Dom though, just sayin. Lol
alex’s little smile at 3:42 awww my heart
who else loved the vlog even more because he put Fall out boy at the end
What kind of laptop/computer says hello?
A-Dell
Boa Sky HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEE
WiFi Is WeeFee Actually in French we say weefee for Wi-Fi
more Scotty
David you are amazing, and you deserve to be happy
Damnn the new merch tho
Ok but why didn't David wish Liza a happy birthday or even Mention it?? Like he literally filmed this on her birthday ??🤷🏼♀️
He had to film and edit it today so I don't think he had time to do anything today.
Or because he can say it without a camera in their face and celebrate off camera.
Mira McAdam actually the footage he filmed today will be in his next vlog so we'll probably see it then
I HEAR FALL OUT BOY
skeletalstump Yeah, they're AWESOME!!!
I didn't expect to see you here hfbfbfj-
i found this channel four hours ago and im in love with all of them
My name
You're my idol
soft
and
neat
SOFT AND NEAT
SOFT AND NEAT YESSS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
what's the soft and neat thing about???
Corinna literally smiled when Carmelita said “ *SELFIIIIIEEEE* “ 🤣🤣🤣 with a table 🤦🏻♀️😂
I love scotty, i swear it makes me feel heart broken when i see him sad or making jokes about not being alive...
Scottys dry humour is far too good he's good in the vlogs 👌🏼
2019....
Everyone congratulating Jason for having an amazing son (David)....
Oh how the tables have turned!
Okay, cool merch, but can I get one of the Alex smashed tables?
your vlogs should be longer!!!!
pls 😭