Goodbye Humvee, Hello New Barn!

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  • @OffTheRanch
    @OffTheRanch  4 года назад +336

    Check out SimpliSafe here: simplisafe.com/offtheranch

  • @killertanktim00
    @killertanktim00 4 года назад +1261

    THE HUMVEE’S 0-60 TIME IS A WHOPPING.....
    25.68 seconds 😂😂😂
    Now time to do a 0-60 in the 5 ton

  • @two-thirdscountry7292
    @two-thirdscountry7292 4 года назад +2229

    0-60 time was 25 seconds 😂 for all who came to comments to find out.

  • @reallybiggun8509
    @reallybiggun8509 4 года назад +568

    If only Matt knew a guy who built metal buildings for a living to come help him fix the back of the barn for him.

    • @murtag9571
      @murtag9571 4 года назад +8

      He could have just deflated the tires...

    • @ReoRayearth27
      @ReoRayearth27 4 года назад +18

      Murtag he explains why that’s not what he did.

    • @murtag9571
      @murtag9571 4 года назад +3

      @@ReoRayearth27 I know, but first he said he just needed to store it for the storm coming in. He wasn't very clear if he wanted that as a permanent storage for the truck.

    • @highclasswhitetrash9027
      @highclasswhitetrash9027 4 года назад +3

      It would only cost him a few hundred to have the door adjusted for his needs, all the tin is there. He could watch a few videos and do it himself if he had a real ladder.

    • @murtag9571
      @murtag9571 4 года назад +2

      @@highclasswhitetrash9027 True, just in my mind if you're planning on moving in the the near future it's not exactly an investment.

  • @ajbrown0117
    @ajbrown0117 4 года назад +789

    Civilians: Military grade is awesome. That truck shouldn’t break.
    Military: Only one break down in 1100 miles. That’s a huge win.

    • @ahumanbeing7554
      @ahumanbeing7554 4 года назад +78

      Military grade also known as cheap as fuck

    • @Leroys_Stuff
      @Leroys_Stuff 4 года назад +32

      Guaranteed to break down at the most inopportune time 😂

    • @Deepwaterjew
      @Deepwaterjew 4 года назад +14

      "damn that's a new record"

    • @AFNBarbosa
      @AFNBarbosa 4 года назад +41

      @@ahumanbeing7554 aka "made by the lowest bidder", aka "the cheapest you can get away with"

    • @TrevorDennis100
      @TrevorDennis100 4 года назад +12

      @@ahumanbeing7554 Don't we usually think of military equipment as being crazy expensive, like $10,000 for a toilet seat? I'd agree that they are strong as feck, but still highly libel to suffer detail failures like the horn solenoid. I actually think the bunged up fuel line should have been avoidable considering the harsh environment military vehicles operate in, and the poor quality fuel they might be forced to use in theatre. You'd expect triple redundancy in the fuel supply filter systems.

  • @paytonwhitehead2462
    @paytonwhitehead2462 4 года назад +168

    Man took the saying “ I bought the whole speedometer I’m going to use the whole speedometer” to another level

  • @royeyk
    @royeyk 4 года назад +103

    Wasn't concerned about the truck but was wondering how that metal building was going to handle pulling that chunk out. Accidently pulling down a barn seems fairly consistent with this channel and the title, "Hello New Barn".

    • @andersonlailplace
      @andersonlailplace 4 года назад +1

      That's exactly what I expected. Matt may have lucked out.

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 3 года назад +1

      The roof looked like it got damaged a bit.

  • @thebaconbrotato
    @thebaconbrotato 4 года назад +367

    Hey Matt, what about a shirt that says, "If you're strong, you're Abel." With a picture of the 5-Ton?

    • @lisamoody212
      @lisamoody212 4 года назад +6

      Heck yeah!! I’d snag one.

    • @HLM101
      @HLM101 4 года назад +1

      TheBaconBrotato that’s an awesome idea!

    • @chadexell2999
      @chadexell2999 4 года назад

      I love it great idea

    • @zacharygrace1245
      @zacharygrace1245 4 года назад +4

      Edward J No, Abel is how you spell the trucks name,he didn’t mean to say able....

    • @terrypen
      @terrypen 4 года назад

      @Edward J The 5 tons name is Abel not Able.

  • @ericlewandowskivlogs
    @ericlewandowskivlogs 4 года назад +109

    I love how Matt’s not afraid to take anything apart. Tearing the barn apart to fit the truck is hilarious 😂

    • @micronrc3856
      @micronrc3856 4 года назад +3

      Lol a plasma cutter and a chalk line, or even a grinder with a cut off wheel would of been fine. I have a feeling Matt has a plan for some awesome roll up door. Just saying I have a hunch.

    • @karsynupton6787
      @karsynupton6787 4 года назад

      Micron RC he definitely does

    • @Tuur75
      @Tuur75 4 года назад

      They are going to move anyway, so.

    • @karsynupton6787
      @karsynupton6787 4 года назад +1

      Tuur good point didnt think about that

  • @parikshithegde4768
    @parikshithegde4768 4 года назад +84

    Mere: Matt a storm is coming, make sure the barn doors are closed.
    Matt: Umm.... about that....

  • @looseballs1966
    @looseballs1966 4 года назад +299

    I would have timed the HUMVEE but I didn't have a calender handy LOL

    • @scatcrew
      @scatcrew 4 года назад +7

      Hahaha this made me laugh a lot more than it should have 🤣🤣🤣 well played

    • @henrique3045
      @henrique3045 4 года назад +2

      Try with a thermometer

    • @whiteru55ian33
      @whiteru55ian33 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mattspeed1426
    @mattspeed1426 4 года назад +4

    Matt C. We appreciate your business and the new friendship! The #Bravehumvee will be happy with his new makeover. We appreciate the kind words at the end of the video. Appreciate the hospitality during the visit and look forward to our new shirts! Till next time, stay frosty brother!
    Matt Speed
    CCT

  • @AdamWest84
    @AdamWest84 4 года назад +11

    I'm glad you cleared up the issue about CCT "building" your truck, and making it be known that you have no hard feelings towards him. I'm going to be flying to Houston to pick up a 1997 F350 diesel from my best friend, who has already rebuilt the trans, installed a new clutch, replaced the turbo, swapped to an electric lift pump setup, blah blah blah. And I'm driving it home just south of Chicago. And it'll probably have some kind of issues, because it's an old, high mileage, diesel truck. That's just what happens. (On a side note, I wish the bunker was open to the public and I could swing by to meet you guys!)

  • @larryvirden2593
    @larryvirden2593 4 года назад +76

    As a mechanic that served during the times of the 5 tons service those damn things can break just setting still . The other thing it’s a vehicle that was built by the cheapest bidder

  • @DavidLee-yu7yz
    @DavidLee-yu7yz 4 года назад +253

    Any sensible person should understand that a mechanical vehicle, or machinery of any kind, that is thirty years old will have small mechanical issues until driven on a regular basis and sorting out the glitches of age as they come up. That was a pretty thorough test of it's reliability to cover those miles, I was impressed. The owner of the business the truck came from looks a decent and upstanding guy with a good business set up, at least from what i can glean from the videos.

    • @GRT1865
      @GRT1865 4 года назад +11

      I have small mechanical issues. But I'm also way over 30. HAHAHA

    • @RockBrigadeCommunityForum
      @RockBrigadeCommunityForum 4 года назад

      Does this fall under right to repair? 🤣

    • @Hanzyscure
      @Hanzyscure 4 года назад +7

      @David Lee. A lot of nonessential people have time for nonsense in their comments. That excellent adventure that Matt took in that old truck is quite impressive. There is rarely a dull moment in most of his videos.

    • @robertn4840
      @robertn4840 4 года назад +11

      Especially when the military had their hands on it first. You know they ran the piss out of that thing

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 4 года назад +1

      And any sensible person should understand that a mechanical vehicle, which is put through a supposed complete overhaul and tune up, won't have the issues you mentioned- especially when talking the cost of such a purchase. This wasn't even just a refurb to factory specs, either, and you should know better than to try and dismiss all criticism as, "oh, it's just old".

  • @tvweekhighlights
    @tvweekhighlights 4 года назад +34

    Matt is once again showing how to be reasonable, honest and objective. Matt Carricker for President! (Is it too late?)
    Mythbusting time - military (land) equipment is generally built on the assumption that there will be fleets of mechanics and support services on hand at all times. The cost of 100% failsafe equpment is much more than double "regular" reliability. So the main objective is to keep all the wheels from coming off between fuel stops - anything else is a bonus.

  • @ijunejo
    @ijunejo 4 года назад +88

    In this Episode Matt accomplished two goals: 1) parked his 5 Ton inside Barn, 2) figured out the contents for next offtheranch video, that is to fix the back of barn..

  • @corbinturner6247
    @corbinturner6247 4 года назад +136

    I thought my 4 cylinder Tacoma was slow going 0-60 in 13 seconds and then I saw this video and Matt’s 0-60 was 25 seconds and felt blessed 😂

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 4 года назад +2

      * 0- top speed test 🤔

    • @jorjorbinks89
      @jorjorbinks89 4 года назад

      @@maxnaz47 that was to top speed lol

    • @gunners4129
      @gunners4129 4 года назад +2

      That's kinda his point dude.. that rather than a 0-60 test, it's a "0-top speed test".

  • @zachbunker5097
    @zachbunker5097 4 года назад +17

    As a motor T mech that fixes 7 tons everyday. I can tell ya right now that the horn is going to be the least of ur worries on that truck. 😂

  • @tcotter1541
    @tcotter1541 4 года назад +500

    Kids at Lincoln’s school: My dad drives a Lamborghini
    Lincoln: pfffffttt my dad drives a 5 ton

    • @annotten7413
      @annotten7413 4 года назад +36

      And runs over his car 😂

    • @gleisbauer25
      @gleisbauer25 4 года назад +13

      Ann Otten and than call Matt who build the 5 Ton: „I have a Lambo stuck between the wheels, do i have to shot it out or can I just continue driving?“

    • @shashanklungeli9468
      @shashanklungeli9468 4 года назад +2

      And it's way too cool and drives crushing his lambo😂😂

    • @olsongl
      @olsongl 4 года назад +11

      Lincoln: My dad has a 5-ton
      Kid at school: My dad has diabetes

    • @natyong
      @natyong 4 года назад +11

      "My dad's truck ran over your dad's minivan."

  • @Stevarooni
    @Stevarooni 4 года назад +220

    On a very special "Don't Tell Mere", Matt remodels the barn.

    • @LordGopu
      @LordGopu 4 года назад +6

      If only this vid had been on Demo Ranch he would have shot that piece off.

    • @Emsdork
      @Emsdork 4 года назад +1

      "Remodels" lol

    • @TrevorDennis100
      @TrevorDennis100 4 года назад +2

      There must have been a less destructive way of enlarging the entrance. Cutting 18" off the central three panels and reattaching with a hinge for instance. I don't know if there'd be a QR workaround for the door runner/support? As things stand, if that gaping hole is going to be left in the back of the barn, and the wind is coming from that direction, everything in the barn is going to get as wet as if there'd been no barn.

    • @stephanie09.11
      @stephanie09.11 4 года назад +2

      So what happens when it rains like crazy and maybe some wind...

    • @corylenihan2736
      @corylenihan2736 4 года назад

      brilliant lol

  • @dallinlara6164
    @dallinlara6164 4 года назад +79

    The people that were making those rude comments clearly have never worked on a car or machine to know that you cannot possibly know everything that could go wrong with the vehicle

    • @waltradcliffe4482
      @waltradcliffe4482 4 года назад +3

      This is true I have been working on vehicles over 45 years & brand new cars & trucks sometimes need serious repairs just one of hundreds was a car using way too much oil only to find out somehow the oil ring was left off of one piston.

    • @someyoungguy6990
      @someyoungguy6990 3 года назад

      Every single thing on this earth has shared one thing in common, a life span.....!

  • @Powershift
    @Powershift 4 года назад +76

    on my 5 ton I disconnected the factory horn and mounted a fire engine horn to the air lines. 3 times louder, and AWESOME sounding.

    • @OffTheRanch
      @OffTheRanch  4 года назад +52

      I’m in!

    • @alien7032
      @alien7032 4 года назад +1

      @@OffTheRanch yesssssss

    • @mayorwrenchmcgnome
      @mayorwrenchmcgnome 4 года назад

      @@OffTheRanch this is who you need to get them from
      hornblasters.com/

    • @jasonengland2357
      @jasonengland2357 4 года назад +2

      Powershift i see that as a great upgrade to the best anti-protester vehicle the public can own.

    • @chewbaca1979
      @chewbaca1979 4 года назад

      @@OffTheRanch I agree with the firetruck horn, that would be seriously awesome. I'd recommend a K5LA as a train horn if you still wanted to go that route.

  • @tribble1
    @tribble1 4 года назад +252

    Brandon Herrera posted those comments Matt, not us.

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 года назад +12

      O shit, he's starting more beef, ohhhhhhh nooooo

    • @Zark-Muckerberg
      @Zark-Muckerberg 4 года назад +1

      @@thelegacyshow4248 "beef"

    • @alxestrada87
      @alxestrada87 4 года назад +13

      Starting to think Brandon Herrera also told Mere

    • @OzWong29a
      @OzWong29a 4 года назад +10

      We gotta start #brandontoldmere

    • @peteroconnell8764
      @peteroconnell8764 4 года назад

      @@thelegacyshow4248 no need to say $h!+ Could have said what I said 😂😂😂😂👍

  • @burgesskj
    @burgesskj 4 года назад +22

    LOL: putting truck in barn? That truck is more weather resistant than your barn. I'm sure you have fun doing it though.
    Having driven MILSPEC HMMV, Deuce & 5-Ton trucks collectively over half a million miles, I'm shocked how well Custom Combat Trucks made your vehicle. They've done what veterans will agree is an 'Outstanding' job!
    Thanks for sharing.

  • @trevorjakubczak3395
    @trevorjakubczak3395 4 года назад +134

    0-60 in 26 seconds 😂😂
    You should’ve raced the Humvee and the 5 ton man

  • @Inside_Engineering
    @Inside_Engineering 4 года назад +86

    The missed opportunity for “ strong and Abel and in his stable.”

    • @Loboelite77
      @Loboelite77 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nathannathan6866
    @nathannathan6866 4 года назад +259

    0 to 60 in a mind-blowing supercharged 26 seconds

  • @MichaelHampton
    @MichaelHampton 4 года назад +89

    Gonna miss Brave as well, but can't wait to see if you get to decorate the Christmas parade with Able.

  • @ballenger1963
    @ballenger1963 4 года назад +29

    Hey Matt my names Jack I go to Voss Middle school the one in honor of tyler and in lots of his pictures is a blue car kinda like a small race car can u tell me about it and why it’s in so many of his pictures?

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 4 года назад +33

    "You don't want to see me angry!" Matt going Semi-Hulk.
    Another good idea for an Abel t-shirt. A pic with 'Abel' at the top, a silhouette of the truck and 'Semi-Hulk,' underneath, as Matt is above semi drivers when he's in the thing.

  • @fuzzypear01
    @fuzzypear01 4 года назад +8

    "Mr. King" just wanted to say that you are an amazing person, if more people had your same attitude the world will be a much better place. Thanks for looking out for the little guys!!!! You rock 🎸!!!!

  • @grab-a-skillet3585
    @grab-a-skillet3585 4 года назад +14

    I'm just glad he didn't hit us with the "I'm not just disappointed" line but seriously who is bashing them for the build like military grade and the only issue on 1100 miles was a fishing lure in the fuel line come on thats a bloody miracle.

  • @danimal865
    @danimal865 4 года назад +204

    Most people would cover the truck in a tarp. Matt disassembles his barn wall just to keep it dry... lol

    • @jesseroberts2222
      @jesseroberts2222 4 года назад +15

      That’s why he’s the King of the Demolita

    • @ric_dk-9520
      @ric_dk-9520 4 года назад +1

      but that tarp would have to be HUGE, do they even make them that big? (just kidding) LOL

    • @Jonah.the.moist.noodle
      @Jonah.the.moist.noodle 4 года назад +3

      @@ric_dk-9520 just do what heavy duty mechanics tend to do in cold winters for a big tarp. go to a surplus store and buy an old cargo or tank parachute that they used to deploy from aircraft. they are large, keep heat in side if col out, and keep the inners dry. my grampa used to work on big dozers in -45 using one and would just throw a diesel heater underneath.

    • @patricktria6826
      @patricktria6826 4 года назад

      Matt should've disassembled the roof of the barn so he has an excuse to buy a tarp to cover the truck from the rain

    • @danimal865
      @danimal865 4 года назад +1

      @@ric_dk-9520 i mean personally all i would cover is the cab so it doesnt leak through the doors. Kinda seems like a waist to tear down a whole side of the barn, he should have just drove through the wall... would have made it more fun and entertaining

  • @RogueShadowTCN
    @RogueShadowTCN 4 года назад +20

    I highly recommend owning ladders that reach the top of your buildings.

  • @edbenson98
    @edbenson98 4 года назад +6

    Matt was getting choked up when he realized the Humvee was leaving and wasn't coming back! #TheBraveHumvee

  • @luisfigueroa2701
    @luisfigueroa2701 4 года назад +33

    Well when Texas Barndo is done with your Demoranch build, he can custom make a door for ya.....another good collaboration between both of you. Great video Matt

    • @princeofdeath7696
      @princeofdeath7696 4 года назад +5

      Yep thats exactly how thats gonna go down, as soon as he started trying to rip off that panel I was like, yea TX Barndo will be out to fix that in a future video.

    • @wadepreston5298
      @wadepreston5298 4 года назад +3

      @@princeofdeath7696 along with the roof panels and fascia that he messed up at the peak, that's why he calls it demolition ranch🤯🤣😂👌🤘🙌🙏✝️

  • @jessethrasher4807
    @jessethrasher4807 4 года назад +226

    People who are complaining have never owned a old factory truck. THINGS BREAK, no need to spread hate its unneeded!!! Love the videos Matt keep doin what your doin!

    • @thecivilrightsguyintxk
      @thecivilrightsguyintxk 4 года назад +5

      The youth doesn’t know the struggle of trying to speed shift a ‘69 Chevy half ton with a 3 on the tree. 🤣🤣

    • @jasonkrause9243
      @jasonkrause9243 4 года назад +7

      Especially an old army truck as a mechanic in the army no one takes care of equipment

    • @flyingtigers7856
      @flyingtigers7856 4 года назад +4

      That's just the way it is with 30 year old cars, trucks, bikes.....

    • @Dutch_fellow
      @Dutch_fellow 4 года назад +1

      Yeah it's normal when you buy a truck they sell you a piece of junk that hasn't been maintained right and the engine hasn't been looked at before sale.....

    • @PaulGSXR
      @PaulGSXR 4 года назад +1

      @@Dutch_fellow I sense sarcasm in your comment , but what you said actually IS pretty much normal, yes

  • @brianslaugh3029
    @brianslaugh3029 4 года назад

    Nice to have people like you being honest and polite thanks we need that right now

  • @cakeadventure8412
    @cakeadventure8412 4 года назад +35

    For those of you curious folk, I timed the humvee's 0-60 as 26 glorious freedom seconds!

  • @jordanmcfarren7226
    @jordanmcfarren7226 4 года назад +36

    Dude have Texas Barndo's come out and raise the header on that door. I'm sure even the next owner of that place would like a higher door, too.

  • @MajorUrsaYTG
    @MajorUrsaYTG 4 года назад +4

    slaps hood of humvee "This baby goes 0-60mph in 26 seconds!"

  • @Jamesbond-gd8ce
    @Jamesbond-gd8ce 4 года назад +42

    “I’m just gonna start taking things apart and see what happens” - Matt Carriker 2020

  • @dhowting
    @dhowting 4 года назад +64

    Haha......who needs a scaffolding when you've got a 5 ton!!!!
    Just cut a foot off the pannels, raise the cross member, raise the door tracks and get taller doors

    • @optimus0330
      @optimus0330 4 года назад +2

      Or even attach the pieces you cut off to the doors. It's doesn't have to look good it's in the back.

    • @johnnicatra570
      @johnnicatra570 4 года назад

      Bingo

  • @paulettaphillips3659
    @paulettaphillips3659 4 года назад

    Lol Dang Matt! How does it feel to know you have half the world to back you up no matter what! Lol Now Mere needs a new Corvette!!! We Love ya!

  • @erichedwards6106
    @erichedwards6106 4 года назад +25

    Lmao I love how he talked to all of us at the end. I definitely feel like he wasn’t mad just disappointed

    • @huckhuckhuck
      @huckhuckhuck 4 года назад +10

      He should be disappointed. This is exactly how a content creator decides to stop showing certain content to avoid their fan base from destroying other companies reputations. Especially when the person buying the product wasn't even slightly mad about it in the first place. Those people making the comments should be ashamed of themselves.

  • @theminehunter7071
    @theminehunter7071 4 года назад +61

    It went 0-60 in 25 seconds, that’s some real speed

  • @JBBooks-yg2vf
    @JBBooks-yg2vf 4 года назад +16

    First rule of the military, Never forget that all your equipment is made by the lowest bidder.

    • @corycarpenter4218
      @corycarpenter4218 4 года назад

      @Cameron Mackie By law they're not allowed to be made in a foreign country so no...

    • @wolfBC
      @wolfBC 4 года назад +2

      @@corycarpenter4218 well america has very poor standards for quality things lol

    • @corycarpenter4218
      @corycarpenter4218 4 года назад +2

      @@wolfBC Like Matt said these vehicles are built with the expectation that they will have a constant maintenance team to keep them running efficiently. That’s what I did for 4 years. They have daily, quarterly, semi-annual, and annual maintenance cycles that must be met. Matt doesn’t know anything about these vehicles and didn’t even do even 1% of the necessary care for this truck so of course he’s going to have issues. That’s not a knock at Matt though, these took many years and 100’s of millions of dollars to develop to take the abuse that they do in war and used by 50 countries. Having said that... this is also 35+ year old technology so compared to today’s standards they’re a piece of junk and that’s why they are being replaced with something better.

    • @wolfBC
      @wolfBC 4 года назад

      @@corycarpenter4218 am joke dazz y i lols 😹😹😹 i knooo alllll abooot maintensnce mein brudda

  • @goingagainstthegrain
    @goingagainstthegrain 4 года назад +92

    The horn sounds creepy like the truck on the movie "Jeepers Creepers." 😲

    • @jeremymead1308
      @jeremymead1308 4 года назад +4

      Vita Marie I’d move out if the way for that

    • @holysmokeDC
      @holysmokeDC 4 года назад +1

      lol...it sure does, sorta, kinda, Yikes! 😡

    • @goingagainstthegrain
      @goingagainstthegrain 4 года назад +1

      @@jeremymead1308 Umm, most definitely! Lol

  • @myrealname2022
    @myrealname2022 4 года назад +4

    When you go to reassemble the barn put the cross member up another 2 feet and cut off the excess tin. You will have to get or make new doors or extensions to fill up the gap but you have it apart already. The hard part is done. Make it the way you need going back together. You rock!

    • @cotyc6691
      @cotyc6691 4 года назад +1

      I was wondering why he didn't just cut the panel then ripping it off? If he would have cut it a foot higher he could have put it back together easier.

  • @Riverboat374
    @Riverboat374 4 года назад +39

    Love how half your decisions in life are based around trying not to piss off the wife too much. Real. Very real.

  • @dadvsdad1470
    @dadvsdad1470 4 года назад +180

    When are you gonna show Robert Oberst how to pull a 5 ton?!?!?!

    • @eaglethehulk8539
      @eaglethehulk8539 4 года назад +6

      This needs to happen. Any chance for Oberst and him to get together the better.

    • @holysmokeDC
      @holysmokeDC 4 года назад

      LOL....but True, probably lol 😕!?

    • @callumpeers2806
      @callumpeers2806 4 года назад

      the man has pulled a plane this will be nothing

    • @eaglethehulk8539
      @eaglethehulk8539 4 года назад

      @@callumpeers2806 of course. May need to put brakes on or something lol.

    • @callumpeers2806
      @callumpeers2806 4 года назад

      @@eaglethehulk8539 Matt could put his side by side on the back of the 5 ton and he would still be able to pull it no problem Matt and his whole family could sit in it and could still pull it

  • @chrisc1926
    @chrisc1926 4 года назад +87

    Me: "My F-150 Crew Cab is a pretty big truck" Matt: 'No."

    • @Stackali
      @Stackali 4 года назад +4

      thats not even a big truck in the pickup truck world. try a f 450 that's a big un. but still nowhere near as big at the 5 ton

    • @its_random_time3394
      @its_random_time3394 4 года назад +1

      Check out whistlindeasle channel they have a truck that they call monster max

    • @its_random_time3394
      @its_random_time3394 4 года назад

      Your right they are big just put a lift kit on it then put 3x3 tires on it and I think I will look like a 5 ton

  • @exttinct_lordz2898
    @exttinct_lordz2898 4 года назад +5

    When he said I will send you to your room. I started dieing

  • @matthewmiller8849
    @matthewmiller8849 4 года назад +92

    Bruh when Matt gets all dissapointed in the Demolitia, it just makes you feel guilty even if you werent the smack talker.

    • @PrincessDeeDee67
      @PrincessDeeDee67 4 года назад +1

      I know I got the guilts too and wasn't even talking smack about Abel either lol

  • @lilsacapuntas4763
    @lilsacapuntas4763 4 года назад +8

    Evolution ranch, been here from the start and I’ll be here to the end. Enjoy your next adventure Matt, and remember what the humvee taught you.. be brave.

  • @heatherd.9390
    @heatherd.9390 4 года назад

    27 seconds from 0 to 60 mph. My mom would love that machine!
    Heather🇨🇦

  • @theonlychampion96
    @theonlychampion96 4 года назад +195

    people think "military grade" equals the highest quality possible when sometimes its the opposite :/

    • @madmaxmcgee904
      @madmaxmcgee904 4 года назад +37

      Military grade = Built by the lowest bidder, with the cheapest parts in the quickest time possible.

    • @troym891
      @troym891 4 года назад

      @@madmaxmcgee904 built reliable though

    • @Jasta315
      @Jasta315 4 года назад +12

      @@troym891 lol you clearly have never served.

    • @troym891
      @troym891 4 года назад

      @@Jasta315 I mean I havent but I'm pretty sure some militarys would use pretty reliable trucks

    • @princeofdeath7696
      @princeofdeath7696 4 года назад +7

      @@troym891 Yea far from reliable, what about lowest bidder, cheapest parts, ASAP did you miss?

  • @matthewrogers94mr
    @matthewrogers94mr 4 года назад +47

    I will go straight to the army and complain they didn't build it to last

  • @ericbubbles8642
    @ericbubbles8642 4 года назад

    Your laugh is so awesome at the end Matt!!😅😂🤣☺️🤣😂😅😅🤣👏👏

  • @One_Crazy_Dog_Mum
    @One_Crazy_Dog_Mum 4 года назад +10

    hope you put the barn back together before the storms hit Matt, looked like that roof lifted a little when you ripped the side sheet down. Was funny as all get up watching you do it though 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @derekfrench5293
      @derekfrench5293 4 года назад

      Nice catch. I noticed that also. That piece probably was tied in somehow. Would have been easier taking the height needed off from the bottom by cutting it and putting that door header back on then just getting two new doors. Measure the height needed, take a plug bob, make a plumb line and cut the section would have taken less than two hours.

  • @Ty81494
    @Ty81494 4 года назад +12

    HUM-V 0-60 in 26 second for everyone i did the math love yall 4:30-4:56 think grandma just passed Matt

  • @matthwsplayground1600
    @matthwsplayground1600 4 года назад +1

    This guys is living his and everyone's best life! Great video Matt!

  • @rodp1664
    @rodp1664 4 года назад +9

    The barn looked HUGE, and then came Able !!

  • @timothykramer829
    @timothykramer829 4 года назад +4

    Well played Matt. Made me laugh when you said, “This is your King talking.” 😂🙌

  • @Dortchskii
    @Dortchskii 4 года назад +50

    0-60: eventually
    And military grade is synonymous with poor quality. I was actually impressed that you had so few issues with Abel

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 4 года назад +1

      Like my last "Military grade" rifle, aka, 4MOA. X'D

  • @g2macs
    @g2macs 4 года назад +7

    Jeeze! I feel that my Dad has had one of those 'I'm not mad just disappointed' talks with me.

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 4 года назад +18

    So, are we taking bets to see how long before Mere discovers the damage to the back of the barn?

    • @Vinathos
      @Vinathos 4 года назад +1

      I bet not even a day.

  • @mikebrennan6165
    @mikebrennan6165 4 года назад

    Excellent that Humvee is just like my old british army landrover everything shakes above 50MPH and the heat that comes in from the engine is huge, you could cook an egg on the bulkhead (firewall for you guys)

  • @terryfloyd3505
    @terryfloyd3505 4 года назад +37

    Yeah - but..."Its still stupid"
    my new favorite quote from Mere

  • @rubencollins8143
    @rubencollins8143 4 года назад +97

    0-60 time in humvee: yes

  • @StraightWhiskey9
    @StraightWhiskey9 4 года назад +12

    He almost reached the top of the door frame. Matt is 7’ 6” confirmed.

  • @srgtsquash9222
    @srgtsquash9222 4 года назад +15

    I hate it when people leave bad reviews on an item/ truck that they didn't buy. It happens way too much.

    • @williameldridge9382
      @williameldridge9382 4 года назад +1

      People have taken to review bombing businesses non-stop in the past few years. Good thing I stopped listening to reviews over 20 years ago. Humans are garbage, and in no place are reviews is that more evident.

  • @91CavGT5
    @91CavGT5 4 года назад +40

    Just got finished installing a SimpliSafe system at my mother-in-law’s house. It was EXTREMELY easy. Had a bad camera though so I called them up expecting to be on hold since it is lunch time. 20 seconds later they answered!!! I’m VERY impressed with their systems, how easy it is to install, and how great the customer service has been.

    • @Awolraven2
      @Awolraven2 4 года назад +2

      Word of advice - Don't put the "protected by SimpliSafe" sign in your yard! Systems like these are very easily overridden by frequency emitters, which are very cheap on Amazon, and companies like SimpliSafe are legally required to list their freqs on their websites.

    • @lukecoble57
      @lukecoble57 4 года назад

      I’m a big fan as well. Put a system in place for one of the medical agencies here in NC. Great system, easy to set up, and works every time

    • @unknownmenace1957
      @unknownmenace1957 4 года назад +1

      @@Awolraven2 'Frequency emitters' sure is a fancy word for garage remotes you can buy on amazon...

    • @Awolraven2
      @Awolraven2 4 года назад

      @@unknownmenace1957 They work a little different than that haha. Has to be a constant signal, not intermittent.

    • @unknownmenace1957
      @unknownmenace1957 4 года назад +1

      @@Awolraven2 I was more poking fun at the fact that people actually managed to bypass it with garage remotes.

  • @kyotra
    @kyotra 4 года назад +6

    Seeing those fully rebuilt humvees probably gave people the impression the same happened to Able.
    Probably should have the whole engine rebuilt and spruced up after a few years though, once you've felt it out for a while.

    • @oif3vetk9
      @oif3vetk9 4 года назад +1

      A total rebuild on that 8.3 cummins is astronomically expensive. Besides that I'm willing to bet it doesn't have that many miles/hours on it. All depends on if the truck ever went to depot for rebuild.

  • @danalawton2986
    @danalawton2986 4 года назад +4

    It is amazing how many people enjoy living vicariously through your endeavors. Me... I mainly read books, but I guess it is the same when you think about it... especially if you mainly read fiction.

  • @JerryDLTN
    @JerryDLTN 4 года назад +9

    10:15 Texas Barndominium might be able to fix it :)

    • @jonny555ive
      @jonny555ive 4 года назад

      Ahhhhhh, I see what you did there.
      Trickster.

  • @reidklahold3605
    @reidklahold3605 4 года назад +26

    Matt: I'm getting ride of the 5 ton for this.
    Matt: roles up in quarry dump truck.

    • @ridingwiththereids
      @ridingwiththereids 4 года назад

      Nah, he'll get a 8x8 HEMMIT Wrecker or LHS. Gotta keep it in the military.

  • @tsBodhiMon
    @tsBodhiMon 4 года назад +8

    I used my stopwatch. From "Go" to "60", 25.71s

  • @ninjalegend7894
    @ninjalegend7894 4 года назад +35

    We'll forever miss the big ol' humvee

  • @bettypruitt7582
    @bettypruitt7582 4 года назад

    You need to call Eric. He would have a fine time doing a video review of your metal building Reno. And Custom Combat Trucks does magnificent work. Anyone who understands working on old vehicles KNOWS something gonna break some time. Goes with the territory. That’s why people who have the old stuff don’t care. Gotta love your baby......30 y.o. 5T or 1973 Corvette.

  • @crabtreemedia8169
    @crabtreemedia8169 4 года назад +17

    10:15 using a 10 foot tall truck as a ladder

  • @ScottWaa
    @ScottWaa 4 года назад +80

    A 30 year old truck built by the lowest bidder for the government. It is a small miracle that it is still running 😀

    • @thomasohanlon1060
      @thomasohanlon1060 4 года назад +27

      You forgot driven by people that didn't own it, you know they drove it like they stole it.

    • @eviljesterkiller6901
      @eviljesterkiller6901 4 года назад +6

      @@thomasohanlon1060 Aint that the truth.

    • @JoeRocket-sf6qs
      @JoeRocket-sf6qs 4 года назад +2

      There are also quality standards the truck had to be built to in the day as they have now.

    • @ryanlamfers8692
      @ryanlamfers8692 4 года назад +4

      @@thomasohanlon1060 I've seen the videos, there's a reason they didn't build them with 500 horse Cat under the hood.

    • @thomasohanlon1060
      @thomasohanlon1060 4 года назад +3

      @@ryanlamfers8692 right the were for moving supplies, personnel or equipment not at highway speeds.

  • @apelikemenace
    @apelikemenace 4 года назад +1

    When that electromatic POS broke on my M923, I moved the horns to the roof, ran a new air line, and put in a manual valve with a chain. (like it should have been)

  • @zacharycranmer958
    @zacharycranmer958 4 года назад +38

    Matt: “SIIIIIXXTTT-“
    RUclips: “Meditate with your screen locked...”

  • @gerogecloud4167
    @gerogecloud4167 4 года назад +11

    When I got mine in Desert Storm I called it the aerodynamic brick. Even still I"d have a MIL Spec one if I cold justify the expense.

  • @sk84life0
    @sk84life0 4 года назад +1

    I love how you tear down the back of the barn to keep the truck dry yet now you got a Huge hole LOL you crazy man lol

  • @John.Daehawk
    @John.Daehawk 4 года назад +7

    Looked like that panel piece was attached to the roof or the overhang. Which now pulling it off now separated the pieces up there and might have damaged the roof...right before a hurricane with strong winds. Next video "Roof blew off the barn!!" ?

  • @marshall0792
    @marshall0792 4 года назад +65

    When you see a State National Guard convoying down the Interstate. Now you know why they are only going 45 mph.

    • @boskone
      @boskone 4 года назад +3

      Because it takes them the breadth of Texas to get to 46 mph?

    • @TacticalNacho
      @TacticalNacho 4 года назад

      You're not supposed to go over 55 in them. I've gotten my Humvee up to 70. You're risking your engine at that speed though

    • @jamesfrankiewicz5768
      @jamesfrankiewicz5768 4 года назад +1

      45 mph convoy speed, 55 catch-up speed. The canvas high backs might be able to hit catch-up speed (coming down the backside of a mountain pass), but you'll be wondering when the canvas is going to rip free.

    • @Colonel_Obvious
      @Colonel_Obvious 4 года назад

      Try 35-40 mph convoy speed on the autobahn in Germany 😧. My 998 HMMWV with a shitty remanufactured engine wouldn’t do over 35 towing a 1101 trailer from central Germany up to the north and back again. It was a very long, very tense trip.

    • @TacticalNacho
      @TacticalNacho 4 года назад

      Oh man, up hill towing an 1101 is embarrassing!

  • @mr.gonzalez859
    @mr.gonzalez859 3 года назад

    "Loud Train Horns" is a Great Idea! Especially on a huge truck that is big as a train car 🚂 🤠👍🏼 🚃

  • @chrisjimenez9902
    @chrisjimenez9902 4 года назад +62

    That would have sucked if the 5 ton pulled the whole barn down😂

    • @ashleylancaster1562
      @ashleylancaster1562 4 года назад

      🤣🤣 sure would have!!

    • @sammonroe1557
      @sammonroe1557 4 года назад +5

      But it would’ve been great content!

    • @paulbarker226
      @paulbarker226 4 года назад +3

      She still might have his head for taking the side off lol

    • @missybennett600
      @missybennett600 4 года назад

      I was thinking the same thing , the roof will come down for sure. Nope it stayed. Matt would have to explain alot if that happened LOL

    • @54raceman
      @54raceman 4 года назад +1

      Missy Bennett roof didn’t come down but he did screw it up

  • @Vscanadianeh
    @Vscanadianeh 4 года назад +325

    Matt, it is a sad day when you have to tell anyone to stop being a jerk to a company YOU bought something from.
    WE didn’t fricken buy it. You did. Why anyone thinks they have the right to bash a company they have nothing to do with is beyond me. We’re the fricken Demolitia!! ACT as our “King and Queen” acts! Kind, Honest, Hard Working, Up Front and NEVER RUDE. Sheesh. Why does any of that even need to be said?! For the love if Pete, people need to start sharing the love and stop hating on e v e r y t h i n g.

    • @ginacampbell4662
      @ginacampbell4662 4 года назад +4

      Your right

    • @Wild_Bill57
      @Wild_Bill57 4 года назад +8

      Trolls troll, haters gotta hate. Sad, but true.

    • @goodtimeshuntintv1554
      @goodtimeshuntintv1554 4 года назад +3

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @crimsonrose1969
      @crimsonrose1969 4 года назад +4

      I agree except antifa, rioters, and other terrorist.

    • @KenG....
      @KenG.... 4 года назад +7

      You're taking this channel way to serious....

  • @angelotota9540
    @angelotota9540 4 года назад +9

    I was looking around and came across a family farm channel (Weed"em & reap) he had a Bunker branding shirt on looking good just thought you would like to know

  • @dexterx55
    @dexterx55 4 года назад +45

    Next video: Hurricane blew my barn apart because i had no doors on it 😂

  • @duncankirby6833
    @duncankirby6833 4 года назад +57

    When will we be seeing another Renovation Ranch on the mansion?

    • @yelojacquet
      @yelojacquet 4 года назад +4

      It will be interesting to see how it weathers the big winds coming!

    • @dylanjoggerst5880
      @dylanjoggerst5880 4 года назад +3

      Right?

    • @Shadow0fd3ath24
      @Shadow0fd3ath24 4 года назад

      itll probly be a couple more days to a week id guess

    • @georgecarrera18
      @georgecarrera18 4 года назад

      @@yelojacquet what big winds Lol

    • @yelojacquet
      @yelojacquet 4 года назад +2

      SOUTHERN Hurricane is on its way to hit Houston 4 hours away from Matt but he referenced the winds would affect them in some way which is why he modified the barn for the 5 ton!

  • @bigpapigreg
    @bigpapigreg 4 года назад

    Matt............ Need to paint that 5 ton multicam BLACK!!!! That would be the icing on the cake!!!

  • @ThatGuyOverThere122
    @ThatGuyOverThere122 4 года назад +4

    About to close on my first home and I’m 100% getting simplisafe because of you

  • @zelashizzz1278
    @zelashizzz1278 4 года назад +80

    In 2 years: "gently used 5 ton truck for sale" lol

    • @samuelallott2604
      @samuelallott2604 4 года назад +5

      He'll have an 8 ton on the way to beat Doughnut Operator

    • @-SoFazesSeQuiseres-
      @-SoFazesSeQuiseres- 4 года назад +3

      My bet is 6 months.

    • @scout2nut
      @scout2nut 4 года назад

      @Big Crunch HEMTT are the meanest looking tractors you will ever see, and even more unreliable than humvees and 5 tons. it seems when you look thru the surplus ones a good chunk do not run or won't move under their own power

    • @cotyc6691
      @cotyc6691 4 года назад

      No, 2 1/2 years giving away a 5 ton.

  • @justinstadle1127
    @justinstadle1127 4 года назад

    Right no Matt we need more people like you in this world. You are my role model

  • @iFluffex
    @iFluffex 4 года назад +18

    It's probably coming from everyone who's never even interacted with these trucks. Countless trucks go down just traveling 100 miles during training alone.