WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB - THE OFFSPRING (Easy ukulele tutorial and play along)

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My friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that chick
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He tells me every day
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He says, "Man, I really gotta lose my chick
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In the worst kind of way"
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She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone
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To give her money every payday
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But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
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Well, my friend, you gotta say
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I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way-ay-ay-ay
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Na-na, why don't you get a job?
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Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
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Na-na, why don't you get a job?
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I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
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To keep the bill collectors at bay
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I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
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'Cause that girl's got expensive taste
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Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
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But free rides just don't come along every day
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(Let me tell you about my other friend now)
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In the worst kind of way
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My friend's got a boyfriend, man, she hates that dick
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She tells me every day
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He wants more dinero just to stay at home
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Well, my friend, you gotta say
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I won't give you no money, I always pay
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Na-na, why don't you get a job?
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Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
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Na-na, why don't you get a job?
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