love it when he's watching something, someone donates, he yaps then instead of starting the video where he paused, he rewinds a minute and the aforementioned cycle repeats itself on the same part of the video literal insanity
Correction for Czechia: we dont say were a part of western Europe We cope and say were the "middle" cause we hate everything with equal burning passion
Saying Ukrainian food is ugly, while looking at meals that look gorgeous and then calling a literal brick of brown pork "good"... I don't think the british thing is a meme guys, they really eat smile and colorless slabs.
Fun fact: If you told average Czech that they belong to Western Europe, they would tell you to piss off, at least. Czech Rep is what you would call "Middle Europe"
As a Swedish person, I can say that over 98% of the adult population is probably in debt... We only look rich, but we ain't rich, most of us are just using money that doesn't even exist.
I usually don't care but the level of cope Pyro has towards his "food" is impressive. Literal nasty patty gets a, "this looks good" while peak Mexican food gets a, "You think this looks good?!" Brother desperately needs to try more cuisines. Expand your pallet
Funny how Pyro talks about Latvia being poor only to get slapped by reality that it's the same as the UK. Meanwhile Lithuania and Estonia doing well economically despite the chronic alcoholism
Dude saying Hungarian food looks basic right after he said that, what looks like a decaying fish, looked great is the most british thing possible. Literal dead taste buds.
@@JoseRoby123 you're just forever coping that people are more likely to learn Portuguese because of Brazil than Portugal. Also graceful simplicity > faux complexity
This isn't a stereotype, but living by the beach in Denmark there used to be a fucking German camping van in the beach parking lot every night. Recently they made a recreational section of the dock, and thankfully that included a parking lot for camping vans. Haven't seen a single one outside since then. They come from down south so they thankfully made a plot for them to park a few miles before they reach my street
its funny how berlin is like viewed as being THE german country itself. berlin is actually completely different to every other subcountry in germany. having big roads in berlin? yea, the rest of germany is completely different.
Why did the first American breakfast show baked beans? I don’t think I’m insane to claim that baked beans are not an American staple for breakfast…. I’ll agree with the bread thing though I don’t like all kinds of carbs when I wake up and eat.
Bro actually defending British slopfood and then says chicken kiev is disgusting.
Hes indoctrinated to find the slimiest most grotesque food imaginable tasty
Bro is actually just rage baiting at this point
@@KarpetBurn That's one thing but also the chicken kiev was mouth-watering. The hell is he on
Chicken Kiev being disgusting is an understandable opinion.
@@Aethamdefinitely 20x better then any British food ever created. Mmmmm let me go eat my beans on toast instead of a proper meal
Forget about Darkwood, when are we getting Lightstone
By the end of Gustaug
Lightstone? No. Lighthouse!
Funger when
Or literally dimmetal
Only Pyro can more than double the runtime through his fucking yapping for no reason
I enjoy his rambles. makes good for listening to while playing video games
@@PurbleRyan sat here playing fucking tcg card shop simulator of all things and so insanely real
bro actually reached the "im swedish" stage. full sweaboo
"Sweaboo" 🤣🤣
He is ashamed of being from Londonstan😢
you don't get paid for recycling in Sweden, you pay extra when you buy recyclable packaging and then get the money back for recycling.
And you get money for the bottles you recycle.
yeah, we have same depository system in latvia, you pay 10 cents more for drink, but after recycling u get it back
same in germany 25c for plastic bottles and cans
@@shmegsie😮nokmgj
They do that in California as well
Holy shit Pyro actually eats turds but laughs at chicken nugs 😭
if you are talking about chiken kiev, chiken kiev is more of a meatball than a chiken nugget, especially if you see how big they are.
love it when he's watching something, someone donates, he yaps
then instead of starting the video where he paused, he rewinds a minute and the aforementioned cycle repeats itself on the same part of the video
literal insanity
29 minute Video into an Hour is Crazy and they say Inflation isn't real
Why have a video about food when the real slop is the 45 minutes of added runtime
Pyro loves inflation, so of course
What...
bro has a degree in Yapping
Pyrocynical knows a lot about inflation.
Correction for Czechia:
we dont say were a part of western Europe
We cope and say were the "middle" cause we hate everything with equal burning passion
Can confirm
Yes, exactly this. I'd actually say most people hate germany more than eastern europe. #1 in xenophobia lets keep it going boys
We say that to not be in the same group as Russia.
We're just trying to distance our selves from Russia as far as possible.
but we poles love you :((
@@arson3687 my bad, didnt mean it like that. We love our polish brothers.
Pyro when something isn’t inflated or Swedish: 🤬🤬🤬
Saying Ukrainian food is ugly, while looking at meals that look gorgeous and then calling a literal brick of brown pork "good"... I don't think the british thing is a meme guys, they really eat smile and colorless slabs.
Bro is from England and travels to Sweden out of all places and he really thinks his opinion about food matters 💀💀💀💀
Surströmming is peak food and you know it
@@BreadLoafSFM paper >
@@BreadLoafSFM as a swede surströmming is DISGUSTING
Surströmming was developed by the government during ww1 as a response to mustard gas.
@@BreadLoafSFMas a swede i tried it once and puked all over myself
BRO REACT TO THE FUCKING VIDEO
Pyro and every fucking Indie V-Tuber refuse to actually react to the videos these days.😑
IKR?
Fun fact: If you told average Czech that they belong to Western Europe, they would tell you to piss off, at least.
Czech Rep is what you would call "Middle Europe"
Coming from Czech rep., can confirm that fact.
I thought it was called "central europe"?
Actually as an another czech I can correct you that it is called the “Central Europe” (insert the nerd emoji)
just because I know Finns will be here (like me) go to 48:32 for the Finnish stereotypes and skip the rest of the nothingburger video.
Pyro criticizing others food as he cries to mommy to add chicken and tuna into the meal cause he needs protein 😢 (27 year old btw)
English breakfast, is just a diabetic meal
If no Darkwood today, your life gonna be cooked lil bro
Darkwood tomorrow bucko, Pyro prolly still lying tho lmfao
@@the5zero I forgot he lives in a place called UK, it's 3:20 AM of 20/9 here
@@bloods9427 Asian pyro viewers waiting for Darkwood
@@the5zero So painful
He will upload it at 23:59
bri'ish palate never cease to amaze me of how somehow unique in a mildly bad way. stole all the spices and never gotten to use it properly. bruh
As a Swedish person, I can say that over 98% of the adult population is probably in debt... We only look rich, but we ain't rich, most of us are just using money that doesn't even exist.
As a Swedish person, I can dissagree with this. Also think most of us are in dept, but that doesn't make us unrich
Jag fattar inte varför folk lånar flera hundratusen för att köpa nån jävla elbil som kommer gå ner i värde mer och mer varje dag
I usually don't care but the level of cope Pyro has towards his "food" is impressive. Literal nasty patty gets a, "this looks good" while peak Mexican food gets a, "You think this looks good?!" Brother desperately needs to try more cuisines. Expand your pallet
pyro managing to turn a 20 minute videos in to a 1 hour video cuz he gets distracted every 5 seconds is truely something
Funny how Pyro talks about Latvia being poor only to get slapped by reality that it's the same as the UK.
Meanwhile Lithuania and Estonia doing well economically despite the chronic alcoholism
pyro try not to glaze sweden (impossible)
It’s not glazing. It’s just the truth
@@sihiri_kabariglok glok
@@emayex8934 if that’s an insult, just know that i got my no-no mushroom in your home
@@sihiri_kabari swedistan
@@ViceMightBeTaken i mean we kinda have the same % of immigrants as germany so ion get the whole swedistand thing
Bro has a degree in Yapping
Graduated from "Who Asked" University
I genuently shivered out of disgust when he showed me the potato and eel
Pyro saying he went to Germany, got scammed
Also pyro: I went to berlin
My brother in no-longer-europe, you went to one of the worst places in germany
Holy yapper. How did he more than double the actual length of the video.
At last, we got Pyro and NFKRZ interaction after all these years 🔥🔥🔥
fr
they need to collab again😢
If Pyroslopical says something about food, the complete opposite is true. That is just something we've had to establish now.
It’s crazy being in the funger fandom and hearing pyro say frap’s name bro we done made it gang
pyro turned up his racism dial on this one
german here...everything said in this video is totally wrong and entirely correct
im gonna go now and recycle some trash
I love how the editor did not censor his swearing out at the beginning
GEOPOLD MENTIONED
Pyro loves Darkwood so much he likes the same food as the game characters
Love these kinds of hour long videos makes great for listening to to while I play video games.
Pyro's awful takes on food never cease to amaze me
As an Estonian. I am a discord degen.
it took pyro 1:04 to mention sweden
Pyro's Dinner Situation is Insane
never come to pyro for food takes, got it
i can confirm as a canadian poutine is banging and its literally just cheese fries and gravy
Glazing time 47:29 - 49:26
poland getting glazed, rightfully so
Dude saying Hungarian food looks basic right after he said that, what looks like a decaying fish, looked great is the most british thing possible. Literal dead taste buds.
LITHUANIA MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
People assume that i drink Vodka for being Russian
That is actually false, i've always enjoyed beer, first drank it at 14
russian stereotypes making this look normal is crazy
I had a shot of vodka as an 8 year old
bro is british and has audacity to talk shit about food from other countries. actual ragebait
„The rules are above the police themselves“ yea tf? Do you want your cops to be above the law by definition?
in sweden gypsy is considered a racial slur i think
soybois
pyro goes to berlin once thinks he knows germany. absolute mega brain
1 day pyro
Portuguese is just Spanish but for deaf people with a lisp and a learning disability... and Brazilians.
28:08 That's Brazilian Portuguese. Not real Portuguese from Portugal.
Stop yapping bro
@@conlangknow8787 what yap? its not European portuguese
@@bleeem Brazilian Portuguese on top
@@conlangknow8787 when it comes complexity, european portuguese is superior, it is objectively better😂
@@JoseRoby123 you're just forever coping that people are more likely to learn Portuguese because of Brazil than Portugal. Also graceful simplicity > faux complexity
estonia mentioned, i can live happy
all bark no bite
where le darkwood le pyro lying
Tommorow
Its all in le head
As a swedish person even I think you’re glazing too much
Donos were actually mild this time
23:53 I totally forgot to comment on this but I was dying for like 3 minutes straight from this, and the subsequent burger and fries roast
Based Sweden glazing youtuber.
7:11 rule 1 of visiting netherlands: never go to amsterdam
This isn't a stereotype, but living by the beach in Denmark there used to be a fucking German camping van in the beach parking lot every night. Recently they made a recreational section of the dock, and thankfully that included a parking lot for camping vans. Haven't seen a single one outside since then. They come from down south so they thankfully made a plot for them to park a few miles before they reach my street
its funny how berlin is like viewed as being THE german country itself. berlin is actually completely different to every other subcountry in germany. having big roads in berlin? yea, the rest of germany is completely different.
Man cant truly play the video for longer than 2 seconds without pausing or a tangent damn
actual one hour andy
Czechians is like saying Germanians, Britanians or Francians
74% of the video is pyro just glazing sweden
recycling for money was first started in Norway
React Andy pauses a video to glaze Sweden 7 times a minute for an hour fucking straight:
Forget about darkwood now we got pyro using content from geopold 😀
you got an hour to release brapwood
I FEEL SO VALIDATED WITH THE POUTINE. every canadian just cheered
place sweden situation is insane
0:09 the editor didn't censor the swearing, unlucky demonetization
😬
As a Czechian. It is fucking hell in here. I want out
become a politician problem solved
"it's fucking hell here" unless you live in Ústí nad Labem or Vysočina then we're better off than like half of Europe
Move to Germany and see just how much "better" it is
I love to complain about my own country and pretend every other country is so much better than mine!!! I love complaining! I'm comploooooningah!
@@lambda653 the poles get to do it why cant we :(
this should be called how to make a 30min vids in to a 70min vid
that translater part wasn't portuguese, that was brazilian, no, it's not the same
it is the same, the accent is different you donut
Seeing a mild NFKRZ appreance again is a godsend.
go to denmark its like sweden but better and we don't have nearly as much crime
2:57 Your first mistake was going to Berlin. You gotta check out the other provinces.
pyrocynical try to not pause the video challenge ***IMPOSSIBLE***
I think chicken Kiev is fucking delicious, especially if its got some cheese in there
50:05 he looks like if Mrbeast and Jesse pinkman had a child
21:20 pyro's cope is bigger than the furries he 'likes'
where is flopwood
I wonder when Pyro will realize that Sweden is basically the Temu version of Norway
bro unironically uses opera gx
Bro also unironically defends bri’ish slop
14:38 your country made an empire just to get spices, please use em
btw im belgian and im not touching thats shit
Pyro trying to watch the fucking video (impossible)
black pudding is bloody vile... pun intended
13:49 I ride an electric bike every day and this is accurate
Pyro can not be a food critic
stad ag caint 😭😭🙏🙏
professional sweden glazer
Pyro after seeing literally any femboy: "is that Finnster?"
Why did the first American breakfast show baked beans? I don’t think I’m insane to claim that baked beans are not an American staple for breakfast…. I’ll agree with the bread thing though I don’t like all kinds of carbs when I wake up and eat.
As your typical European I came here just to watch the part about my country
Siesta is from spain 😂😂😂 *sesta
It has Greece in the Thumbnail and I am from there so of course I would watch the damn video no matter what!
The fact that half the video is arguing about food is crazy, you all need to get a life INCLUDING you pyro