From experience, I almost died from having hiccups because of the rate they were coming. I could barely breathe and I couldn’t feel my heartbeat 😰 I’m still traumatized from that event 😓
Its not that old if you played it when you were 12 and now your 16 than yes you were younger if you played it when you were 8 and now your 12 your still a kid so please specify
yeah..... 3rd question i'd rather like the vid. Not just because i don't want to get my bones broken, but you make awesome, funny and sometimes child-friendly content! Keep up!
Jake: I would rather eat poop then vegetables Vegetable gods: poop has vegetables ha ha hah since the people poop out the poop to give the poop to you yeah you get the point
Gender means especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones, or one of a range of other identities that do not correspond to established ideas of male and female
I’d walk all 300 million blocks because you didn’t say you couldn’t use commands or use a super flat world so I just give myself 225 speed For a long time and I’d be done pretty quickly
I would want to speak all languages perfectly so i could 1 talk to my grandpa and nobody could tell and 2 every word i say could be in a different language and confuse the hell out of people. And healing power because my grandma has cancer. And poop diamonds.
I would choose to speak each language fluently cuz then you could travel to like Japan and know what they're saying so you can go anywhere in the world and understand anyone
0. Like 1. The red side 2. Icecream flavored poop 3. 200 third graders 4 poo when you weep 5. The red side 6.the red side 7.be a ninja 8. A human with strawberries thoughs
When you was doing “ fight 200 third graders or fight a bear that has shark hands. I would fight 200 third graders. Because I went to taekwondo. And it can really come in handy.
The one where would you rather sneeze and change genders or mistake a baby for a muffin I’m choosing the sneezing one because if you mistook a baby as a muffin then you would be eating another human which is bad
0:49 a dog with human hands would be pointless. A cat with a human face would have human vision, but then you’d also have whiskers, and then you have an amazing spine and a tail.
1. I would rather sneeze and change genders. 2. I would rather be a dog with human hands. 3. I would rather mute god-awful music 4. I would definitely rather like the video. 5. I would rather walk the entirety of Minecraft.6. I would rather be assaulted Cuz yes 7. I would rather eat poop, flavored ice cream 8. I would rather fight 200 3rd graders. i’m gonna be in the third grade soon anyway so I would be a part of that 200. Think smarter not harder. 9. weep any time I poop. 10. I would rather have the brains of a squirrel. 11. Speak every language fluently. 12. human with strawberry thoughts 13. have the hiccups for the rest of my life. 14. Stop time and move freely. 15. no feet. 16. Pool giant diamonds easily. 17. i’m going to skip this one. 18. squirrels 4 feet.
Play uno. 2# neither. 3# 200 third graders. 4#weep any time you poo. 5# HAVE BRAIN OF HUMAN BUT A SQUIRREL. 6# idk #7 human with strawberry thoughts. #8 hiccups. #9 all wounds and diseases. #10 no feet. #11 NEITHER!! :( #12 sound like jargar banks. Well idk #13 squirrel feet. I did this because yeah and the last one cause I can move without moving :0
sqiurell and mike tyson are both not bad words ROBLOX UNSENSOR THOSE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Equal rights, equal fights."
- Jayingee on assaulting women
Ayo what the f-
Lol
Lol
no dont steal my name >:3
@@Randomassbozo it’s not legally yours by law
4:02
"Are they still fighting? Jeez this sounds like my parents bedroom"
👀
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
lol
Ikr
Sussy
@@alexdrawsiguess2094k
“Equal rights equal fights”-wise man
0:33 right
I will pick up forever because I don’t have to annoy my class
I will pick up forever because I don’t have to annoy my class
I will pick free time and can do stuff when the time is flows because I can do stuff I want to do but
I appreciate how Jayingee, a 25 year old man, is still using poop jokes.
Doesn't like every single cartoon make atleast 1 fart joke lol
Me to
Yes
lol
We are both W I N N I N G
“Are they still fighting? Geez sounds like my parents bedroom” 😂😂😂
😳
Whaaaa
😳
🤭
🤣
From experience, I almost died from having hiccups because of the rate they were coming. I could barely breathe and I couldn’t feel my heartbeat 😰 I’m still traumatized from that event 😓
How the fuck did you not die?
thats tuff my dude
Damn i get hiccups so often, now im scared of them
kool
@@grimmreaper-rc7brthat’s not cool that’s sad…..
I played this game with my sister so many times when I was younger...THE NOSTALGIA IS HARD
Same
Same
Its not that old if you played it when you were 12 and now your 16 than yes you were younger if you played it when you were 8 and now your 12 your still a kid so please specify
@@goldman6525 gold pyro from tds????? NICE you’re op now :
@Wendy O. Koopa Thanks :D
Jayingee Never Fails To Make Us Happy
True
facts
@@ilenehall6124 true facts right now
Ur right
Ya
yeah..... 3rd question i'd rather like the vid. Not just because i don't want to get my bones broken, but you make awesome, funny and sometimes child-friendly content! Keep up!
yes
Sometimes ;)
A human with strawberry thoughts (strawberries are planning world domination)
But blueberry can stop them but they just want to destroy the world by thierself
How about bananas
@@jacqueslbeau I mean bananas are berries and strawberries arent
there gonna world domination in my stomach
LETS RULE THE WORLD!!!
11:38 I would pick crapping diamonds because peeing coins must feel like your passing kidney stones every day
🗣️🗣️
I’m with jay, I’d rather heal people, and then I can finally eat sea food and not almost die!
just become immortal with the time one
@@poohbear6002 but will you still age? Because you can move freely, which means that some things still "move with time"
People in this game: HAHA OPINION GO BRRRRR
Sooooooooo 3031 lol
how r u this dry
I know this is many months later but I just watched it and I always have the constant urge to sneeze so I feel bad now.
Hey jake never said you actually sneeze
Equal Rights Equal Fights. - Jake
Yus
ngl playing uno with demons for 900 years seems kinda fun
Yeah
I want to find demons who would play uno with me
No one plays uno with me ;-;
@@2am.meatbanger that’s ok
I hope you will get friends!
@@Xipsep thx
@@2am.meatbanger i see why
i 'd rather get all my bons broken. because I LIKE GETING MY BONS BROKEN
Jayingee playing would you rather… oh boy. 😂😅
Jake: I would rather eat poop then vegetables
Vegetable gods: poop has vegetables ha ha hah since the people poop out the poop to give the poop to you yeah you get the point
i dont get it?
6 year old spotted
@@nostalgicvibes5013 it’s not a a joke about poop it’s ironic
Gender means especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones, or one of a range of other identities that do not correspond to established ideas of male and female
I watch your videos alive and they make me Laugh
I would love to be in one of your videos
I am a huge fan of your awesome videos and your comedy!
some of these are actually relatable like thinking you have too sneeze
id honestly walk the entirety of minecraft because i enjoy it anyways
YEA AND YOU ALWAYS SEE COOL TINGS BACUS IT WILL TAKE LIKE A YEAR AND UPDATES
all my bones broken by Jayingee himself
Jake:”what are you gonna do in stopped time? Move!??”
Me:~~
I rather will like the vid jayingee also ur so funny keep it up wkth those vids jayingee
Jake:”this sounds like my parents bedroom”
Me:”oh so your dad is John cena and mom is (whoever)”
My older brother:”shocked face”
Hi
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hi
@@jason._.9367 hi
@@ICECREAMFAN12 hi
Jake and glitch agree they are the funniest ROBLOX RUclipsrs
As soon as he said would you rather like the vid or have all your bone broken I immediately liked the vid lol
Same
All my bones are already broken
Same
Yay another vid so happy yay!!
You liked you own comment?
Lol
Thanks for commenting
I HAVE BEEN WAITING 12 GODDAMN YEARS BREAK MA BONES ALREADY JAY
10:12 I had to stop time to think about it.
They is a house in plane crash also I'm a fan
Godzilla died trying to read this
What???
It was my son he's 6 years old
@@crystalized_star as a Godzilla fan I can confirm that he died
i love the thumbnail i wish he kept this tyle of thumbnailsi love this one
I’d walk all 300 million blocks because you didn’t say you couldn’t use commands or use a super flat world so I just give myself 225 speed For a long time and I’d be done pretty quickly
Minecraft border go brrrr
@@NyankonomalyDoesn’t Exist In Pe Sooo.. SPEED REEEEEE
it's actually a 30 million by 30 million not 30 million by 10 so that's 900 trillion blocks
And it only takes 48 days normally
idea for the next video with this game: red side: have infinite food, blue side: fall slowly
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hi
red
I pick Infinite food cuz I love food
hmmmmm fall slowly
ok JAYINGEE IS TO FUNNY IF WE DID A FUNNY BATTLE HE WOULD WIN AND superrrrrrr FUNNNY lol
I would rather have hiccups for the rest of my life because when I sneeze I go to the bathroom (pee) and it can get really uncomfortable sometimes
ok
ok
ok
with time stopping you can easily figure out how to do the other one and you can rule the world.
Rule za warudo
When you said would you have hiccups for the rest of your life or constantly have the feeling of sneezing I was like I have both 😂
“Equal rights equal fights” 😂
equipo
no se puede
9:54 ik its annoying when people say this, but jojo 😳
Robber: ok so we're gonna play some would you rather
You: ok
Robber: ok would you rather gimmie all your money or die
"that's why you use autotune and I don't" -Sean
HARRY UR A WIZARD IF U DRIVE THIS CAR OFF CLIFF IT WILL FLY*harr potter* drives off clifff doesnt livE
Look its harry potter now learn me about the books
Go to English classes Harry Potter your so bad at spelling
*music plays starts playing*
O my God it's harry pooper
Jake's answers are my answers.
Same
Poggers
Would you rather stay on the plane for 10 hours or not being able to travel
I would want to speak all languages perfectly so i could 1 talk to my grandpa and nobody could tell and 2 every word i say could be in a different language and confuse the hell out of people.
And healing power because my grandma has cancer.
And poop diamonds.
That last one sounds very painful.
i feel sad now
I hope your grandma gets better and that you don’t feel really bad cuz the whole world except the bad people deserve good things
hablo español y ingles B) even bad people deserve good things
Jake: she can takeout jake Paul
I bet you can't play a hospital game without trolling.>:D
I bet this commnet won't have 6790k likes
When James said are they still fighting and stuff like my parents bedroom I almost just died of laughter
Jokes on you, I weep while I go to the restroom
I would love too change gender every time I sneeze, that would be sick
Same here
Ever heard of launch from db? She has something similar, except she doesn't change genders she changes hair color and personality
“Equal rights equal fights”
Gigajay
a strawberry with human thoughts is like the scp thats a grape that wants to overthrow democracy or something
I would choose to speak each language fluently cuz then you could travel to like Japan and know what they're saying so you can go anywhere in the world and understand anyone
Jayngee:hay are you jayngee you:no he’s bad
For the superpower question (my answer): I would be able to move in time stop so I can be like DIO and Jotaro lol (since i'm a jojo fan lol)
max from lis: 🙃
the other option is like crazy diamond
@@chasejayjay0197 yeah
1:15 my bones broken 😁👍
0. Like
1. The red side
2. Icecream flavored poop
3. 200 third graders
4 poo when you weep
5. The red side
6.the red side
7.be a ninja
8. A human with strawberries thoughs
I’d pick speak every language fluently, so I can talk to my bf in German with him!
Me so I could curse In ancient chjnese
@Nate Harrison lol
I would Eat in Rissian
@@real_Garu p
@@real_Garu h
for the first one id pick the gender sneeze, i always seem to sneeze in pairs so it would balance out each time
Sameee
I always sneeze once or thrice, but never twice
I always sneeze twice
1: I would rather you brake my bones
“Eat fire or eat ice”
My man I,ve ate ice from a drink before and I,m proyd
The game said “eat ice or eat fire” and I actually ate ice and now my mouth hurts (also I have a headache)
Edit: ok it’s good now p
It going to be okay 🙂
At least you're not dead by ice
Ice is tasty
I’ve ate a block of ice before
Plot twist:
The 200 third graders were as tall as Jake
😂🤣
Jayingee is the most funniest YT creator
Lol
I don't ever wanna see this guy's movie again dukey dukey booty
When you was doing “ fight 200 third graders or fight a bear that has shark hands. I would fight 200 third graders. Because I went to taekwondo. And it can really come in handy.
When he said there still fighting? This sound like my parents bedroom Lol
I would rather have all my bones slowly broken
"Equal rights, equal fights."
4:05 “This sounds lik my parents bedroom” EYO
EYO
Jayingee "I'd eat poop" "me: such a chad"
The one where would you rather sneeze and change genders or mistake a baby for a muffin I’m choosing the sneezing one because if you mistook a baby as a muffin then you would be eating another human which is bad
NAH I WOULD LIKE NOT LET JAYINGEE BREAK MY BONES
0:49 a dog with human hands would be pointless. A cat with a human face would have human vision, but then you’d also have whiskers, and then you have an amazing spine and a tail.
Literal comedy king
That guy: I’m a youtuber too!
Me: shut up.
jayingee is the best🤣
I would rather like the video
1. I would rather sneeze and change genders. 2. I would rather be a dog with human hands. 3. I would rather mute god-awful music 4. I would definitely rather like the video. 5. I would rather walk the entirety of Minecraft.6. I would rather be assaulted Cuz yes 7. I would rather eat poop, flavored ice cream 8. I would rather fight 200 3rd graders. i’m gonna be in the third grade soon anyway so I would be a part of that 200. Think smarter not harder. 9. weep any time I poop. 10. I would rather have the brains of a squirrel. 11. Speak every language fluently. 12. human with strawberry thoughts 13. have the hiccups for the rest of my life. 14. Stop time and move freely. 15. no feet. 16. Pool giant diamonds easily. 17. i’m going to skip this one. 18. squirrels 4 feet.
Oh my bones broken by Jayingee
Your are they funny you make me and my brother laugh thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on the other side of the man just jumping in 21 time in 11:33
Play uno. 2# neither. 3# 200 third graders. 4#weep any time you poo. 5# HAVE BRAIN OF HUMAN BUT A SQUIRREL. 6# idk #7 human with strawberry thoughts. #8 hiccups. #9 all wounds and diseases. #10 no feet. #11 NEITHER!! :( #12 sound like jargar banks. Well idk #13 squirrel feet. I did this because yeah and the last one cause I can move without moving :0
sqiurell and mike tyson are both not bad words ROBLOX UNSENSOR THOSE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was away from my iPad and I was thinking about a ban hammer as A weapon and Jayingee chose ban hammer when I got back. I PREDICTED THE FUTURE!
I would rather change genders every time i sneeze, i dont wanna accidently eat a muffin-
If there was an option to use mayonnaise as instrument I would do it😂
My life ending because of Jake braking my bones
Actually squirrels are really smart when it comes to jumping off 12 history long buildings
I would rather have liked the video and prevented Jayingee from breaking anyone’s bones. (Unless they deserve it)
And I wouuuuld give you my mom’s number, but she’s married :>
Did you draw your pfp?
Stop time and move freely because it makes me feel like Doctor Strange
Speak every language fluently so I could flex to my classmates because that would be cool :D
Same like jake bc he is the best yt
I had something like i had to sneerde SO many times like this
HAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!! THCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HAAAAAA-
I meant sneeze with sneerde
Definitely
The stop time one cause ZA WAURDO
Has the brains of a squirrel, but you’re human 6:28
Play every instrument perfectly