PAYDAY 2 - Ethan Lines (April Fools)

Added in Update 135.
These were the lines featured on 2017's April Fools site. They're not the actual in-game lines.

[@mariadelgadocastillo7004]

The character everyone didn't know they wanted

[@Costenyo]

the charcter we wanted but not one we deserve :(

[@Angeline1994]

The character pack that we meme'd into existence, because it's actually happening.

[@vulpix9210]

its not happening ?

[@Kappanoname]

not the character we wanted; the character we NEEDED

[@braetynkelly2718]

we need him plssssss

[@adamwight5735]

And now it's ACTUALLY coming out!

[@connorgillespie9606]

Adam Wight yo is your profile pic afterprisonshow ??

[@stalinwasballin338]

What's even better is that this isn't just a April fools joke anymore, it's been confirmed to be the last dlc of the game.

[@va_sirberpasir9708]

StalinWasBallin *last paid dlc

[@mrThatAmericanGamer]

@@va_sirberpasir9708 If only this was true...if only

[@potheadpikachu403]

Jimmy's younger brother/H3H3 Productions

[@HighPrincessErinys]

Could you upload the burn death sounds of all the enemies? The cloaker's are on youtube and you should check em out, pretty disturbing.

[@chemical_knight2255]

fake h 8

[@MrNull73]

They should have added a line where Ethan just yells "HEY GET MY ENEMA BUCKET DUDE".

[@Finppa]

'tis top quality.

[@Niiha]

I would happily be a hostage in a bank if he was the one robbing it.

[@mcyoplin]

NotRobotNinja Wanna vape bro?

[@M0D776]

Does the sentiment still hold today?

[@Niiha]

@@M0D776 definitely not fuck that guy

[@riotzaka]

Bulldozer: BULLDOZER'S HERE!!!
Ethan: chill dude.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

One of the best April fools day things. I love the payday community

[@DrAnimePhD]

Pajamapants Jack It's even better now that it's becoming real.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

DrScaphandre I know it's the best

[@M0D776]

@@pajamapantsjack5874 any thoughts about it now?

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

@@M0D776 remove Ethan and hila from the game.

[@M0D776]

@@pajamapantsjack5874 mood, I throughly believe it was a mistake for people to tell OVERKILL to do it

[@aidantaylor7829]

"This is a pager? What year is th-"

[@cumfartchuglord]

I cannot fucking wait for this

[@GiggIes1]

I already hate it because almost all the lines are based around the ''I r vape''

[@Lolnoobwut1]

These (probably) aren't the actual lines they're going to use when they release him.

[@GiggIes1]

I hope to god they don't

[@Kings_Crossing]

Ethan said they recorded like 300 lines each, so this is not the real thing lol

[@mingnexus]

Is this a April Fool joke?
By Overkill
If it real dlc I'll facepalm

[@growen6474]

Well, considering it's priced at 4,20... yeah...

[@Ceelker]

They just added beanies and new skills. The wepons and the DLC are not there.

[@sanicpl1499]

there is a small chance of him becoming an actual heister JUST BECAUSE of the goddamn petition!
It has already over 2.7k signs!

[@bakers4794]

I would've bought it, even if it were for fifty.
anything for daddy

[@DrAnimePhD]

Well, it's just been made real. It's gonna be so awesome.

[@Lapeno456]

i cannot believe this is making me reinstall

[@juliansanchez4898]

I love this

[@SrB_Shib]

Not a joke now. lol

[@kingofnothing6504]

i NEED this

[@caleblikesstuff4496]

This Is fucking awesome

[@RebelliousRobot]

V-Nash Ethan!

[@Dmitri-hs1jc]

THIS IS ACTUALLY EXISTING

[@xMxngo-qg9we]

*sigh* why did it have to come to this

[@chainsawplayin]

Ethan here sounds crazier than Sydney.

[@rbogdan7373]

Anyone knows the song name that plays when you watch the Ethan tab on the overkillsoftware website? link if you wanna see it -> www.overkillsoftware.com/games/ethan/

[@bingo8861]

i hope someone wins the paper gang thing and the that the winner made is ethan

[@topdattophat]

"Chub n tuck"

[@KNIF3Channel]

OIY,VAPE BOI

[@josemoraga3577]

Nice prank overkill, now give us a good update!

[@jesuisunepizza2138]

its not a prank anymore lol ruclips.net/video/DSQnOlqU3Fw/видео.html

[@stevendavis6128]

1:04 yeah we need Ethan. XD

[@bitdw-]

Steven Davis That's the best line

[@omega792]

we get it You vape.

[@tommyvercetti9434]

snipe ya boiii!

[@huzband]

LE EPIC FUNNY VAPE JOEK

[@thicc6484]

damn the smoke grenade shouldve been given to ethan instead of sangres

[@babyragegekyume4132]

t h i c c replace smoke granades with that vape shit idk how it is called boyayyy

[@bappojujubes981]

How'd you get these lines?!

[@AlesterMyersWick]

this is what people wanted! MATT HOSS MUST BE STOPPED!!!

[@redfox4220]

Kleiner-Jay The Mass Gangsta what did you want for Christmas little boy

[@RainbowsClone]

Im glad I left payday 2

[@redfox4220]

Callity then why are you here complaining about it if you left

[@RainbowsClone]

because im allowed to look at where the game is headed and whats coming to it?

[@redfox4220]

Callity good point just please don’t complain that’s like having tomatoes thrown at you on stage and complaining about it and your the one selling tomatoes

[@M0D776]

Damn was this a correct complaint

[@HolyAarom]

DUDE

[@Conundroy]

Kleiners' concept of talking dirty

[@Flypotato9]

someone make a mod

[@msr6918]

guess what thats h3 h3 check him out real funny

[@msr6918]

Airbomb 707 thanks i was hungry

[@dawwie815]

but it may be real :P

[@redfox4220]

哭遊 it is

[@Terjecs]

HAHAHAH

[@shaggyblondguy9527]

i want the gay asian dude from banshee

[@clonewarrior1999]

tbh I don't want a H3H3 DLC, mostly because they would be in my safehouse and I really don't like H3H3.
I'd much rather have a Gage Ass Pack DLC.

[@redfox4220]

Kermit the Frog's Stepson don’t know jimmy with drugs and Ethan with vape

[@M0D776]

One of the few that was ready before the storm

[@IYragFreedom]

vn

[@Maycomb_Blume]

Fake, this will never happen.

[@jesuisunepizza2138]

it's real ruclips.net/video/DSQnOlqU3Fw/видео.html

[@Lolnoobwut1]

Everything in that video is probably Photoshopped, including Almir himself.

[@Maycomb_Blume]

I know, I was joking.

[@Red93100]

Another reason why this game fucking sucks

[@Gamelevelonhard]

L Salt?

[@JoeMama-iq9vp]

L salty much?

[@Red93100]

CeeJay! HURR SALT? HURRR EPIC MEME BRO

[@Gamelevelonhard]

L I mean he's not wrong you were being salty

[@Gamelevelonhard]

L okay bud whatever you say