3:48 good old cannibal john, we have him over every holiday!! 7:53 john part 1 10:20 john, PART 2!! lauren: were done with John 13:50 lauren: john whyyy?? 13:58 IT WAS JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥️♥️♥️
Lauren: It was John Lauren again: It was Steven Riddle: It was John Not actually a true story. All those who weren't paying attention probably believed it :P
John was like : Haha, you old man! You thought you could trick me! Oh wait now I'm a killer ... now that I think about it the story didn't sound real... damn it!
yeah... but again, he could hear it somewhere else? do you know how many horror stories are like this?? imagine being like john and just kill them all because "nobody would find out" lol
PurpleCrest same like if he was a cannibal and about to eat me I whouldnt kill him I whould steal all his cookies and run,if I thought he was a cannibal and he wasn’t I whould just eat cookies without caring (true facts)
Everyone: *Being entertained by comments about Lauren's RUclips friends* Me: *Being entertained by Lauren repeatedly screaming "John" for ½ minute straight*
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John's mind: Old man said "Yes yes yes yes yes, come into my house - I totally don't want to eat you for dinner" Old man's mind: I said "Oh do you need somewhere to stay? Yes, come in. I have biscuits." Old man's ghost mind: What did I do wrong?
PLOT TWIST‼️ The John that killed the old man and saw the homeless man was Cannibal John from the beginning!! All of his interactions with cannibals made him go crazy!
Happy Birthday Lauren! I just realised that autocorrect automatically puts ‘Lauren’ after ‘Happy Birthday’ XD! Also, it was my birthday five months ago, like this comment please!
When you just watched Kassie and Jay's videos yesterday and you remember all of the answers so it seems like the answer is obvious when Lauren gets it wrong
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We want Lauren to get called out 👏👏❤️
Gloom
Lmao 😂😂
Hello gloom
Gloom , i love uuuuuu💖💖
Congrats on your award from 7 second riddles! Maybe they'll even take your advice and not put "comments" on the end of any riddle🤣
Gloom: **Gets a riddle**
SSSniperwolf: **gets a riddle**
Lauren: Am I a joke to you?
yes
@i gae why wouldn't anyone like Lauren???
IKR
i gae say that to her 3.2 Mill subs
YAS
This is the greated collab of Lauren and Jay. And hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aashlee Biju true lol
3:48 good old cannibal john, we have him over every holiday!!
7:53 john part 1
10:20 john, PART 2!!
lauren: were done with John
13:50 lauren: john whyyy??
13:58 IT WAS JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥️♥️♥️
John: The Series
by LaurenzSide Productions
Lauren: It was John
Lauren again: It was Steven
Riddle: It was John
Not actually a true story. All those who weren't paying attention probably believed it :P
John solves riddels and oofs lots or people. Just only on Z-flix.
?
3:48 good old cannibalism John, we love him and have him over every holiday”
Oh dang, Lauren's eyeshadow is on point!
I didn't know Jay spoke in 'cricket'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN!!
Edit: OMG IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES B4 THX SO MUCH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN
2WEEKS AGO !!!
@@catremains6601 k
Lol
Lauren speaks cricket too because she was able to understand Jay
LAUREN SHOULD HAVE HER OWN 7 SECOND RIDDLES VIDEO TITLE LIKE IF U AGREE
i just liked all the lauren comments on there new vid lol
Yee
Hi
I love Lauren z side videos and how did she get a RUclips cup 😃🤔
Same
Am I the only one who thought she was actually doing riddles with Gloom because of the thumbnail?
Also 7 second riddles give Lauren her own video!
You’re not, I thought that too
Nah i thought same
Me I did
yes me too
No you're really not :D
Since Jay and Lauren said so
Happy 2 weeks since it was your birthday let's hope your power still reigns 💜💜💜
Taylor Long no she won’t everybody is equal it was 2 weeks ago like ugh it’s over sorry 😐
No
@Taylor Long good. I for one love it. (I know I'm late)
Yeah she is
@@SyFycentral you must be new
Hey Cannibal John! What are you bringing to the family Thanksgiving feast?
John:..... uh, MYSTERY MEAT!
Lmao
xD
I don't care how many likes this gets it's still underrated
uhhh awwwwkwardd
- Lauren: because I am completely alone .
Me : *THATS MEEE*
@Taylor Long saaaaaame
Hoi Wolfy UwU
You is a galaxy fan too?
Same XD
I am forever alone
@Taylor Long np
I love that Lauren is trying to convince everyone that’s jays there when he’s clearly not 😂
OMG LAUREN YOU SHOULD DO SEVEN SECOND RIDDLES WITH GLOOM. Also I miss Snooble Boop
Edit: ONG TYSM FOR ALL THE LIKES
I miss Snooble Boop too. Sad.
She has. She does them by herself because she get more views. 😝
@@ME-fh4uk I just think it would be cool
@@yourlocalweirdo3137 oh yay I spelt Snooble Boop right
@@dsteenhausen oops I made a mistake it was with yammy. I think it would be funny to. 😁
*John sees homeless man*
Homless man: Once upon a time
John: BANG
Haha
XD
Oof
I like your RUclipsrmhomer
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahh do you want to no one the cat is not getting back
No one:
Literally no one:
No soul:
Lauren: "J0ooO0HhHhhhHhHHnnnNN!!! WhY! *WhImPErs* *LaUGhs* JO0oHhNnnn!!!"
What?
His name is Jay.
no john
@@lokax7855 no Robert
@potfish no its tàcos
"Today marks exactly 2 weeks since my birthday."
Me, who's birthday is literally the day after hers: *Are you challenging me?*
Lauren: Stan is skiing he probably gonna die
Me: yup
Lauren: and a avalanche happens he dead
No one
Absolutely no one
Not a single speck of dust
Jay: *cricket noises*
Lauren: *talks to herself*
Old man: **Tells John a scary story**
John: **Kills old man**
Lauren: John! Did you know that people hear stories from other people?
Plus people make stories up. I once told a story about a bear walking into a bar.
She did not say that
Now John must become the old lonely man in the woods and continue the cycle.
@@namename2805 Yeah she diddd
@@namename2805 She did say that and if you listend and watched the video properly you would know that.
Lauren: this cute old man
Bobby: should I be worried about our relationship
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lauren: Sharon you have no reason to get blood on your shoes! No reason!
Me: *cough cough* nose bleed
**gets a nose bleed**
**blood drips onto shoe somehow**
@@what-xu6gr It's a loud house reference
a refrence to what-now?
@@what-xu6gr A show
@@applepiss1969 I didn't intend it to be but lol. I was thinking more along the lines of casualty 😂
10 months later...
Lauren:I still have my birthday power
She will always have her bday power
She whill have her birthday power everyday
Yep
She dose and it's magic XD
@@ii_lillxth7597 we agree
Happy 2 week ago birthday Lauren! 🎉🎊(if that makes since)
LAMO
Ahhaha lol yes that make sense
I like it when Luaren went like "You can't mess with a gamer Steven, okay? *sees clown* OH MY GOD! LOL😂
“John, whyy???”
😂 So funny that he had no real motive for killing the old man
John was like : Haha, you old man! You thought you could trick me! Oh wait now I'm a killer ... now that I think about it the story didn't sound real... damn it!
Lauren: Hey Jay!!!
Jay: **Crickets chirping**
That's the best part! ♡
Jay is just smilin like being stupid:/beacause im dumb
i shall be the 9th reply.
Yesss I hope you get your own riddle video ❤️
happy birthday lauren!
good luck not getting nightmares from those riddles!
Lauren: OH WHATS DAT JAY?!
Jay: * Makes cricket noises *
Me: JAY'S A CRICKET
XD i love it XDDDDD
I think Lauren is a Disney princess since she talking to a cricket lol
YaS
Ellie Tee lol
I so smart
When Jay said: “...” I felt that 😔🤘
The Lonely Mustard yea thanks for caring fam
SyFy central You are not making any sense 😂
I was shedding tears.
no jay said
@@m1kaela27 tag luranzside the emoji in tok tok
Here’s how my sister describes 7-second riddles
“This thing is basically asking, a cow jumped the moon, what time is it in Africa” XD
xXArianaXx Gaming I meant this is how I’m gonna explain 7 second riddles. Not copy the comment
that jay picture with that cricket noise I just love it
Jay is so loud! Omfg! Happy after 2 weeks birthday Lauren! 😂💜
I have nothing to say... I just had to comment cuz it was Lauren's bday two weeks ago sooo...I couldnt control myself 😁
I didn't read the title so I thought gloom was actually in the vid.😂
Same
Lps Halo same XD
cute profile picture I LOVE COCKTAILS
OK?
Me to
John: HE KNOWS MY STORY
Normal John that killed that old man... BECAME CANNIBAL JOHN!
But hey, that's just a theory
a FILM THEORY
aaaaaaaand cut!
Anna Pi ew
Lol
Oh yeah
**gasp**
Lauren,Bobby and Dexer have Have Cannibal John over for Christmas every year! 😂
Dexter*
Wait... If John ran into 2 cannibals, maybe Cannibal John is John but years later?
Bunny Fun 😱😱😱
Lauren’s channel is the only channel that gets me
Happy 2 week birthday we love you~ ❤️ You beautiful genius
How cute
OMG LAUREN THEY MADE A VIDEO JUST FOR YOU BY 7 SECOND RIDDLES, YOU SHOULD TRY SOLVING THEM PLZ
Yass
meh
Yesh I saw that toooooo
No gloom should
Wait what they did!!!!!
6 months later
Lauren: *it was my birthday 6 MONTHS ago LIKE the video*
edit: HOW DOES THIS HAVE 110 LIKES!?!?!!!!
Yep that is true
Corret
My birthday was actually 6 months ago lel
The old man said nobody would find out so that’s how John shot him
yeah... but again, he could hear it somewhere else? do you know how many horror stories are like this?? imagine being like john and just kill them all because "nobody would find out" lol
Lauren:*falls scraped knee*
Me:OMG ARE YOU OK
*akward silence*
Lauren:it’s ok as long as I still have my birthday super powers
Me: -_-
Ma'am your birthday was 8 months ago... Ma'am?
no one:
not even a single soul:
not even james charles:
lauren: i HaVe BiRtHdAy PoWeRs
You forgot
Jay:
You forgot Gloom
@@alyssaduong6485 lol sorry
😂😂😂😂
@@starykun1625 😂😂😂😂
Old man: **Makes up interesting story**
John: I'm about to end this man-
Bam bam
👴🔫👨
So true
@@_.Mimzie._ nice
Tess Golds
Whole story telling career *BAM BAM*
Yup now time to eat him!
lol
greatest relationship Lauren and Jay. Perfect. 🤣
I'm commenting and liking since it was Lauren's birthday 2 weeks ago
Potato Potato same
Same lol
Potato Potato same
We love Lauren, we'll do her birthday requests
Me too lmao
They should call out lauren since it was her birthday 2 weeks ago
Like they did to gloom
Yes! (I’m first reply ;-;)
YEET
That is correct
NO. SHE DESERVES TO BE THE QUEEN AND BOBBY IS THE KING
YUP
True!!!
Old Man tells John the cannibal story.
John pulls out a gun and kills the Old Man.
Me: But- But he gave you cookies.
But it was... HUMAN cookies.
Amber X IT’S STILL COOKIESSSS.
@@iamderpy4677I'd rather eat chocolate chip than the nw "meat" flavour
PurpleCrest-
A WHOLE COOKIE? xD
PurpleCrest same like if he was a cannibal and about to eat me I whouldnt kill him I whould steal all his cookies and run,if I thought he was a cannibal and he wasn’t I whould just eat cookies without caring (true facts)
Someone getting murdered
Lauren: It’s was john😒
Everyone: *Being entertained by comments about Lauren's RUclips friends*
Me: *Being entertained by Lauren repeatedly screaming "John" for ½ minute straight*
@Annabelle McChesney ½
½½½½½½½½½
Jay in he’s mind:wtf
Lauren:hehe this video was for gloom😁
Me:WHY flips table*
I thought jay was actully there just being stupid and not saying anything 😂😂😂
VELVET me too lol
Me too
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too lol
Yeah same
riddle: who is the robber?
me: the clock
Laren: you heard jay
Me: yes his silence
DANGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHA
Its Lauren not laren
Who’s laren 😂
Me when I don't like a story: I didn't like that story
John: the best solution to life is *g u n*
Bam bam
👴🔫👨
Mirabel Breckenridge yes
John is like: have to eat people to live I shoot
Oh shoot I use the same name in my comment dying in 7 seconds 😅
Banana
Give riddles for lauren!!!!!❤
Lauren: wish me a happy birthday and drop a like 😊
*1 year later*
Lauren: I still have the power!! Give meh likes!!
"It's been 365 days since my birthday..."
@@imdoingthisnowreally lol
A year after your birth day is your birth day........... So her powers would have bine renewed by here next birth day lol
@@randomcontent8535 exactly 😂 I knew someone would wonder why I would put this comment
Happy birthday 🎂🎊🎉🎁🎈
Seven second riddles: “Or Jo-“
Me: IT WAS JOHN!!!!
Seven Second Riddles: I didn’t even FINISH.
Me: I honestly don’t care.
Kawaii Vaquita lol
7-second riddles if your watching this...
CALL OUT LAUREN!!!
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7 SECOND RIDDLES DO IT NOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!
5:21
My brain: it’s a literal HAND BAG!! 😱🤯
I looked at that part then I was like, ummm 5 seconds later OMG I get it now!!!!!!!!
i watched gloom do these riddles with jay , so i know the answers 👌👌👌👌
Same tho
xoxo_Tori lovesKPOP_ lol sameeee
xoxo_Tori lovesKPOP_ 😂😂😂 I love your profile picture
Same
Same
Lauren an Gloom should do these riddles together but as babies
Hatty Ville OH MY GODS YES
GOD YASS GURL
YEEEEESSSSS
YEEEEEEESSSSSHHHH
Conspiracy Theory
Lauren is 7 second riddles and *she* baits RUclipsrs
Soon she will be the most popular channel on the universe DUN DUN DUNNNNNN...
Pewdiepie is qUaCKiNG
@@getnoob3946 Is he a duck?
@@furrytaeil don't think so he doesn't have legs
namjoon the nun lol also joon is amazing I love your pfp
I dont really see bad side here.
Happy birthday! 🎉🎂🎁🎈🎊 ❤️
Old man: "Then he ate him!"
Me: "what a great sto--"
John: Pulls out G U N and shoots the old man
Me: "WHAT THE CRAP!!!!???"
Bam bam
👴🔫👨
phew phew o.O
@KittyPlayz how do you know that
*suspicious noise*
KittyPlayz isn’t that the same thing as when lions eat human meat lol
well that's an interesting story
Please do one of the riddle videos with Gloom!!! Like so she can see it
John's mind: Old man said "Yes yes yes yes yes, come into my house - I totally don't want to eat you for dinner"
Old man's mind: I said "Oh do you need somewhere to stay? Yes, come in. I have biscuits."
Old man's ghost mind: What did I do wrong?
Omg that 8 student is actually a true story except they were on a hike
happy birthday Lauren!
[guys please help,, shes holding me hostage]
Oh no
Hahahaha!!!
PLOT TWIST‼️ The John that killed the old man and saw the homeless man was Cannibal John from the beginning!! All of his interactions with cannibals made him go crazy!
OMG 😱
OMG 🤯
*mind blown*
wait THAT MAKES SENSE !
Everyone: OMG
Me:
*Not understanding at all*
Don't mind me, fulfilling Birthday Lauren's wishes.
same tho
Same
Happy birthday Lauren!
Yas.
So will I
11:00 based on a creepypasta i heard from reddit 😨
**sighs** happy 2 weeks after you birthday Lauren
Give Lauren her own vid! Make it bread or space themed or spot the meme!
THEROY john kept running into cannibals and then became CANNIBAL JOHN FROM THE BEGINGING also love your videos Lauren!!
Oh ma gad! You right!
GEINOUS THEORY
Beginging :)
oh no...
wheres the proof
HAPPY B-DAY! Lauren!
So we like when Kassie and Jay do riddles together but we like when Lauren does them alone. *LOGIC*
You should do a sims series of some of the seven second riddle characters.
john
Lauren in 8 months: Hey, my birthday was like, almost a year ago, like the video!!!
Lmao
Fr tho
Yup..Yup....Yup..
Lol
Yea 😂😂😂😂😂😂
happy birthday lauren!
Happy Birthday Lauren!
I just realised that autocorrect automatically puts ‘Lauren’ after ‘Happy Birthday’ XD!
Also, it was my birthday five months ago, like this comment please!
Gwen K.I Powell happy birthday!
*When you just watched Kassie and Jay’s videos yesterday but can’t remember any of the answers*
Yes.
Meh
When you just watched Kassie and Jay's videos yesterday and you remember all of the answers so it seems like the answer is obvious when Lauren gets it wrong
@@me-ci9tr that happened to me one time
Sara O'Rourke Can’t relate 😂
Welp. Here we go again.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN 😀💖🎂
Lauren: You heard Jay guys!
Me: We did?
This is how many times she said John when it was the old man riddle
⬇
@COPYCAT no 32
Only 32 waw u expected to get more likes didnt u
Guys get it right 49
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@meigana boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lol UwU
All of y’all r wrong,
It’s 94
Me:Yay I’m early!
Comments: 3.7K
Likes:19K
Views: 138,292
Me: **sigh**
Hani At I completely understand.
Don't worry Lauren youre a Big Time Star in my heart 💖 also HAPPY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LATE BDAY!! 🎈🎉🎊🎆🎇✨
Lauren should do more seven second riddles
The birthday gods..
*They’re still making me like and comment..*
I can't control my own like-and-comment skils, *THE BDAY GIDS ARE DOING IT FOR ME*
Yes
Yup
Yup
Yes
I'm so late but I've been watching all of your vids since 2016 and since your birthday!🤣
She is so feaking funny
Happy late (2 weeks ago) birtday
Freaking :3
Birthday :3
8:56
Hey seven second riddles, have you ever heard of imagination, and making up stories???!?!?
250 days later
Lauren: it was my bday 250 days ago so do AS I SAAAYYYY
Lauren :It was my birthday 355 days ago(2020 will have 356 days i think)
"It was my birthday, 8 Months ago!"
Thats what we're eventually gonna come to 😂
Small - Might I did a comment like that without looking at yours
Omg ur name and PFP I love it
@@trdsupra3514 Thank you! 😊😊❤❤
@MSP galaxy1090 Gaming lmao, True
I legit thought Jay was in this video at the start 😂
Me too! Lol 😂
Same XD
Me too! Lol 🤣🤣🤣
Same I got so excited
Same
Luv ya Jay Lauren And kassie
"I didn't know lions lived in the desert"
Me: Really Lauren! Do you even watch Steven universe!
Not everyone watches Steven universe I only know like 4 people who actually like it
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@@yoongiseclipse No thanks :v
@@yoongiseclipse Can you... not
Or The Lion King...just saying...