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The problem with fnaf is it includes alot of fast paced multitasking and resource managing. Most of the mercs are use to being under pressure and under direct enemy attack especially spy and scout but when sniper is his element hes just sitting there waiting for the shot. He'd probably begin to struggle around night 3 as the resource managing and multitasking would start to come into place.
@@sapphirestar3978but he is shown to be very calm under pressure. He’s also very smart like spy. Even if he can’t bring jarate, he has the traits and capabilities to survive.
Of the 9 mercs; - Engineer *is* armed; the location has wrenches and "metal" in the maintenance room, meaning he would practically remove the need to even manage power night 1. - Pyro can only survive 1 night, because 1 night is all thats needed for him to get his hands on matches/lighters for parties. There is no Pizzaria come dawn. - Heavy is already able to rip bigger robots apart with his bare hands, so dome spooky ghost robots are no threat to him - Soldier is Soldier - Medic already has a deal woth the devil, so he's probably going to live regardless - Demo likely lives for the same reason as soldier - Sniper would be armed with Jarate regardless, and he might be alert enough. - Spy is likely dead without his gadgets, but the kitchen provides enough stabbing instruments for self defens - Scout is humorously dead, but if he isn't; almost all of his non-gun weapons and sidegrades can be found on premises, so he's going to likely be a nuisance And as a bonus: Saxton Hale not only survives, but buys the entire company to start a robot animal fighting arena because it was "fun" (but not so fun for the robots)
I just imagine him sitting there, eating his Sandvich while Bonny, Chica and Freddy TRY and pull him away but cant budge him while Foxy and Goldie just stand/sit there trying to figure out if they should risk getting involved.
Backseat confirmed that you can survive fnaf 1 with movie Michael’s sleep schedule, so it is possible demo could survive while going in and out of consciousness
His ruling however wasnt that demoman beign drunk and sleeping is his main way fo dying. Its foxy since demoman would very likely jsut nto use the cameras.
Scout got bit but his brain was so small that the bite missed it, thus leading to him surviving and getting a job at a different unrelated pizza place, where he promptly died of an unrelated and undiagnosed medical problem.
Now, I know these are all for funny jokes, but in an actual match-up. The Twisted Ones survived a gasoline explosion worth anywhere between 0.46 - 12 Tons of TNT, and at the end of the novel, the OG 4 beat the shit out of The Twisted Ones so badly the building they fought in collapsed. For comparison, the main cannon of an M1A2 Abrams can fire a shell worth 0.007 Tons Of TNT. Bonnie would dismember Soldier limb from limb in a fist fight.
I think sniper would survive because being observant and watching his back is pretty much his job. He has to be attentive and vigilant as a sniper, all qualities that would help him survive FNaF. He is also a survivalist and hunter, he knows how to make do with what he has and how to keep track of threats.
@@reetusbeetuseven if he can’t, he still takes the dub. Given that his mortal nemesis is the spy who always stabs him in the back, him being aware of his surroundings is second nature
Sniper would DEFINITELY survive. The whole shtick of sniping is sitting in one place, being observant as well as monitoring every possible angles, and training yourself to not panic and be calm in any and all circumstance. That's EVERYTHING a nightguard in FNAF 1 needs. Plus, he survived (and even thrived) in the australian bush on his own. You're not gonna make me believe that the animatronics are more dangerous than whatever fauna is sprawling Australia, ESPECIALLY in a TF2 setting. Finally, he would literally just piss on the animatronic to short-circuit them. So put my boy back into "Would survive" where he belongs.
IMO engineer wouldn't even need to play the game, he'd just remake the door system to make it not waste energy or reprogram the animatronics so that they don't attack him
OR he'd get the hell out of there when he sees the haunted robots. 😂 Also I'm not sure if the robots programming would matter, since their possessed by ghost kids.
@@Tyler-q3k let's be honest, engineer has a job where he gets shot for a living, if he's not smart enough to not be shot at for a living then he's not smart enough to get out of there when the robots start moving
@@timothytardie756 Being shot for a living is definitely a choice, not his only option. Remember, Engie seems sane, but he's actually a battle junkie and psychopath with a god complex. He's smart enough to not be shot at, he just enjoys it.
He'd sit there as a full-time job and never tell anyone that he fixed the robots, because he's smart enough to know that they would *not* give him what it was worth.
"Spy's disguises are not in the spirit of the game" Disguising as Freddy Fazbear is the main mechanic of fnaf 2. Whether fnaf 2 logic applies to fnaf 1 is up to you.
Here's how soldier survives via luck: based on the game's code there's things dubbed "movement opportunities" by the community. Basically each time an animatronic could move, they run an RNG check to determine if they do. This means that there's a chance they don't move when they have the chance, this even applies to Foxy. Soldier would have the unbelievable luck to have none of the anamatronics reach him because they keep failing their movement checks. Soldier would just sit there pressing random buttons completely unaware of the danger and wouldn't get attacked while everyone else is stuck having to actually deal with the bots.
How i think everyone would survive Scout: Scared in the toilet Soldier: Destroys the animatronics. Pyro: Scares the Animatronics. Heavy: "I hate robots!" Demoman: Freddy bite his arm? He is too drunk to notice. Engi: Custom night. Sniper: 100% Focus or just trows jarate at the robots. Medic: More souls to him, probably steal the robots. Spy: He is in the base.
I know you guys are joking but Scout absolutely would survive given the fact he's too fast for them. Hell he's canonically beat a bear to death with a femur. A fucking femur. He's pretty strong for someone his size
@@garlicbread1107yeah a irl bear compared to a animatronic bear made of metal that can teleport not to mention foxy who hasn't actually ever run at full speed in both fnaf 1 and fnaf 2 scout will totally not be scared as hell in the bathroom or a locker with all 5 just kinda there staring
When Pyro is without fire and actually has a job he turns everyone on the board into millionaires so I feel like Pyro would survive from just whatever him seeming at the very least very intelligent
7:37 I mean he also DID take Merasmus's die and come back stronger pills, he also doesn't need weapons to kill hundreds of robots, just a jar of honey.
Also the canonical fact that medic owns all the mercs souls. That's why they won't stay dead. If anything medic is equally or worse then purple guy. I'm leaning more to the worse then purple guy.
Snipers generally have to be quite smart, as they have to calculate wind speed, gravity, target movement and even the curvature of the earth. They also have to be able to be able to shut off their emotions. That ticks the boxes for a FNAF survivor.
Snipers don't calculate all of this they know from experience and training how to aim not from math and bullet is not really pushed of by wind that easlly. They are patient in the first place with means they would probably wait until target stops. And about gravity, bullets from sniper rifle don't fall untill very longg distances. For example bullet from sniper rifle trawels around 7 - 10 seconds with speed of 800 - 1000 meters on second.
I do want to add some things: Pyro is canonically able to SUMMON FIRE with their hands. Also, Heavy is strong enough that his punches hit as hard and do as much damage as swords, wrenches, shovels, and fireaxes. Not to mention Soldier's own martial prowess-in the comics he snaps necks like Peter Parker snaps photos! He's also very prone to getting nude and covering himself in honey, so that'd probably let him survive night one and then get fired.
Pyro would definitely survive, either by helping Chica make pizza for tomorrow in the wood stove as a constructive outlet for his pyromania, or because, as that same comic square iterates, that despite being uninspired by fire, he’s clearly a competent and avid worker at a desk. He made his whole board millionaires, not just himself, clearly demonstrating managerial and time efficiency skills, both of which are key to surviving at Freddy’s. He’s also a master sneak, having doused 2 of TF Classic’s members without them discovering until the last moment that he was even present. Knowing what sneaking noises sound like, he could definitely tell where the animatronics are walking. This alone could carry him through the first two or three nights while his business brain started to warm up, and then he could plan to let his ears keep track of the doors to preserve power while his eyes tracked freddy and foxy through cameras. He also built his own flamethrower, so some mechanical understanding is clearly evident there.
i feel pyro WOULD be able to find a way to burn freddy's down, he just wouldnt be able to make it all 5 nights as a result. whether because he manages to burn the whole place down and it cant continue operating, or because he gets fired lmao other than that, he just needs to get to the kitchen to start a fire, get some cooking oil to spread it around and junk
I think Pyro would live because based on the lore, they mistake you for their murderer and try to kill you because of that so even if we assume the animatronics are absolute idiots, they can mistake anyone but Pyro since you can't even see his face. Well, either that, or they see you as an endo. Im not sure (classic FNAF lore). But in any case Pyro would still not look like an endo so she would be fine.
The fact that you're so right about soldier is kinda funny, since he did a genocide , i wouldn't be suprised if he didn't die during genocide because of pure dumb luck (Like a german cop shooting at him, but the bullet deflects off of his helmet or a wall and hits the cop)
Pyro would go into the kitchen on the first day and blow the place up by leaving the stovetop on overnight and causing a gas leak from the gas tank on his back (not a weapon, its ammo and physically attached to his suit, which she would NEVER take off)
The victim of the bite of 87 didn't die! Scout is alive! Source: "But then there was the Bite of '87... It's amazing that the human body can survive without the frontal lobe, you know?" - Phone Guy
Besides from Scout. It hard press to say the other would fail. Soldier is more physically strong enough to 1v4. Pyro if lore accurate will rip them apart. Demo similar to Soldier. Heavy, they don't even try. Engineer would literally sleep through the job due to him having infinite energy. Medic physical can't beat them but can do thing to mess with them. Sniper would actually be a lot of efficiency at doing what we already doing in the game. Spy could just hide the entire night.
Medic is strong enough to lift Soldier up pretty easily. So if Soldier is physically capable, I'm pretty sure he is just as or more. Also, your sentence about engineer seems to contradict itself. He'll fall asleep because he has infinite energy? That sounds like "the ice melted because it was too cold"
I resent the idea that Demoman wouldn't survive. Yeah, as a child he may have been bad at following directions (see Monoculus), but when it comes to job he's incredibly serious. He holds 3 of them at once and seems downright sober during the conversation with his mom about jobs. Not to mention that the comics show that he operates just fine drunk and that he's actually impaired when he isn't drunk, and he's at least smart enough to know the chemistry behind making explosives. Long story short, to imply that Demoman would be anything but a diligent worker whose experience timing stickytrap detonations would cruise him through the 5 mandatory nights and go back for the 6th night and beyond for extra pay is downright slanderous. Pyro is a bit more iffy, since they were perfectly willing to maul a real grizzly bear when they hallucinated it as Smokey the Bear and it said fire was bad, so who knows what they would see Freddy and the gang as. I know they don't have access to any weapons but pyro might make it on spite and rage alone if the animatronics said the wrong thing.
Also demo keeps at minimum two extremely haunted objects on him at all times. (His eye socket and the Eyelander) If anything they might mistake Demo for one of them.
5:17 “Makeing fire would be pretty hard” my dude theirs enough arson is Fnaf that I’m half convinced he already is in the timeline. Even if theirs no fire in the first game their are still alot of poorly maintained electronics perfect for any arsonist, Pyro would survive Fnaf 1 but Fnaf 1 may not survive Pyro
I think pyro can survive because the animatronics want to put human in costume. And since Pyro is a ~[-♡•£`¡•₩¿ I think they let him do his pyro stuff alone
Pyro would definetely not survive but not for the reasons specified. One of the rules for this video states that in order for somone to “survive fnaf” they have to go their not die and come back for five days. The mercenaries cannot bring their weapons either. I believe that pyro would leave the office looking to entertain himself possibly before the phone guy even finishes talking. Pyro would stumble into the kitchen find the stove and burn the place down. Meaning pyro didn’t go there, survive and leave for five days. 5:05
Dunno if the animatronics would even bother pyro. They look closer to a suit than an endoskeleton or person, so they could maybe blend in with Faz and the gang.
Wrong Medic is fixated on extending one's life, the extraction and utilization of souls (took the souls of the mercs, installed second souls, split hit own into several portions to use bargaining with the devil), he has returned from death canonically at least once, he is capable of stealing an unwilling soul and using it to possess an inanimate object (guy who tried to mug him had his soul torn out and put into a jack-o'-lantern on the merc's porch as a Halloween decoration) Medic wouldn't be the security guard, he'd clearly be William Afton (who was clapped in his hubris by the ghrosts)
Scout: Is Ded Soldier: Either dumb luck, or he goes commando and destroys any faz-commy who dares enter his abode. i mean.. you seen what he did to Grey Mann's robots with his GF? Pyro: even though he sees the world so depressingly without fire.. i'd say that would help him. in the comics, it's told that, despite his social dissonance, he is capable of running a business successfully, even if he's nose deep in a newspaper trying to find ANYTHING to entertain himself. so.. without any distractions, she'd only have the noises of the phone guy, and the security system to keep themselves busy, meaning they'l probably catch on to the fact that the animatronics are moving.. and either they'l play by the rules lackadaisically.. or find some way to cause an electronic fire given the office equipment to show up that there bear who.. looks very similar to Smokey the bear.. Demoman: depends how much booze he's drunk before his shift. if a small amount.. well.. 6 hours is enough time to sober up, and a sober demoman is a very bad.. and very dead demoman, one who wouldn't be sitting there, discussing the situation in a prerecorded phone call, now would he be? but if he drank a full case of scrumpy, well.. there's a chance. i'd say, given his relatively high functioning alchoholic state, he'd certainly get through at least half the nights.. if either intentionally, or actual dumb black out accidental luck.. which in that case... a office fan is a good bludgeoning weapon.. Heavy: even discarding Poker Night, in the comics, he's shown to be very smart and especially VERY aware of his resources. spending most of his paychecks on his family, leaving him with so very little.. he'd be the king at green-runs in terms of power and keeping a level head. Engineer: 100% chance of survival, and with any spare time.. like on night 1.. he'd certainly find a way to reroute the power in a way to make the doors either last longer or not drain at all Medic: is not surviving. whiles he is a biologist and a mechanic to some degree.. he also strives when being confident, be it in his tools to keep others, in tern himself, alive. or his naturel charisma to persuade his enemies. he's the doctor, and everyone else is his experiment, leaving him in control.. but in this instance, he has no tools, his charisma wont effect the animatronics, and he's in a small box with so little control.. think after the 2nd night he'l start going mad and start making critical panicking mistakes. look no further than the original Meet The Medic, in which we see him just panicking and useless.. were it not for the accidental creation of the medi-gun healing juice, he'd be either dead or struck with even more mental damage Sniper: decent chance of survival. his whole schtick is being focussed, and a camper at heart.. so whiles he's not too terribly smart, an average joe, he's still smart enough and foccussed enough to make sure no animatronic gets out of his sights.. foxy ain't moving a dime.. though sniper may drain the power from camera ussage, through a bit of luck, he could survive all nights Spy: he is waaay out of his league here, especially without any tools. and though he comes off as level headed as Heavy, we all know that's a partial facade, he is absolutely panicking internally. perhaps he'll get far, but like his (now dead) son, he'll most likely get too confident and cocky, before missing someone and.. pay the price handsomely..
I think pyro would survive as in the comics, when he sees a bear (in pyroland) which tells him to put out his fire and pyro brutally murders him. So I think pyro would see the same and scrap all the animatronics
Medic does not only have technological and biological knowledge but he also has a great understanding on how souls work, the guy literally put someone inside of a pumpkin and has all of the souls of the mercs and literally outsmarted the devil when it comes to dealing with souls (Which is kind of the Devil's job). What i'm getting to is that the guy would probably get the child souls out of the childrens out of the animatronics and then do some twisted sick experiment with them.
I think the SFM video "Pyro's Night at Freddie's" is enough evidence in favor of Pyro's survival. He'd bring a cigarette lighter and light some things on fire (including the Animatronics), use a Fire Ax he stole from the wall and scare the shit out of the Animatronics. By Night 2 they'd be the ones hiding in the office from him. In all likelihood, he'd actually be fired by the manager after a few days due to the amount of property damage he'd cause.
Pyro would start a fire by finding some wires, like in a fan or something, and short-circuiting them, or any other alternative source of fire. And demoman would probably disassembled the animatronics with his bare hands had he woken up in time. I mean, did you see him going at the blood-sucking robots? Sure, they were getting drunk of off his blood, but still it would take quite a bit of effort to just rip them like that. Well, he wouldn't wake up in time anyway. And sniper... He's very patient, so who knows really.
It’s important to know that the movie showed us a lot that the animatronics can do that the game didn’t from what we’ve seen sometimes but not always they do teleport. They have supernatural powers and strengths and they can appear as a ghost child in real life and also enter your dreams, physically harming you so when you wake up, you have wounds.
The reason I wrote this is because someone mentioned in another comment that how the mercs would deal with the situation if they had their weapons I'm simply saying that person forgot to mention the sapper
More logic that heavy would survive hes probably strong enough to overpower the animatronics and hes big enough the animatronics might just think hes one of them and leave him alone
I think if pyro went to freddys, he would either somehow figure out how to start a fire, or he would immediately quit the second he realizes it’s boring there, OR not even go to freddys. (seriously how did they let this guy get the job?)
If they had some of their tools Like heavy can distract chica with food Spy has a cigarette for free light, and a broken cloak and dagger that can cloak for 5 secs every 15 secs Engineer, tazer Scout, mad milk and prized ball (milk slows an anomotronic, a ball distracts foxy) Pyro, honestly most likely keeps a lighter, so he gets light, but if it was something else, it'd be his axe to defend against a chomper (im going to bite your head off anomotronic) once Sniper, piss, similar to milk but even worse because he dosent need a jar, if not it'd be the razorback for one get out of jail free card Soldier, definitely his grenade, but obviously he couldn't detonate it without issue, it just scares foxy away, or he has the rocket jumper to stun a anomotronic Demo, he's been stricken to a lower caliber beer to do the job, he gets his sticky jumper, or he gets an eyelander Medic... ubersaw, regular uber If you time it right, you can get Uber from every jumpscare you avoid with the ubersaw Then you can unleash uber for a instant get out of jail free card that carrys over Merasmus, well thats easy HHH, well its more of a, 1 KNIGHT at Freddy's and the crew is just running arround the map playing tag and avoiding perma death
Pre-video theories: Here are how I’d rate them from least- to most-likely to survive based on wit alone. [Post-video corrections in brackets.] 9) Sniper. Useless without his rifles. His only saving grace would be his jarate if he can short-out the animatronics. And even then, that’s an “if;” they may be waterproof. [KINDA RIGHT] 8) Scout. Scrawny little dingus could probably outrun the animatronics, but it’s a tight building, there are four of them, and he has to do this for 30h total. All on top of him not noticing until it would be too late. [RIGHT FOR OTHER REASONS] 7) Spy. He could find a place to hide and/or stealth his way past the robots, but it would be tough without his watches. [KINDA RIGHT] 6) Demoman. Might die if he’s in a drunken stupor, but this is also his strength, whether it be alcoholic rage or straight-up Looney Tunes-ass logic (as seen in FNAF vs TF2 1; he doesn’t even know Foxy is there, and the pirate disposes of himself). Too unpredictable for any concrete decision. [RIGHT] 5) Medic. He may not be physically strong, but he’s definitely crazy enough to tamper and experiment on the animatronics. Especially considering not just Emesis Blue, but the guy he turned into a pumpkin in the Scream Fortress 2015 comic. Though he would absolutely get fired for that, 100%. [RIGHT FOR OTHER REASONS] 4) Soldier. Similar insanity like with Medic, but he’s physically stronger and therefore has a better edge. Plus he can probably MacGyver something in the building as a weapon. [RIGHT FOR OTHER REASONS] 3) Engineer. He’ll be able to figure out how to shut the doors without consuming power and wait it out. Hell, he might even hack the robots to fight each other. [RIGHT] 2) Heavy. This man constantly carries and easily wields a 150kg/330lbs minigun on the daily, and is implied to suplex car-sized bears regularly. He can easily beat them all in a fight. [RIGHT] 1) Pyro. I don’t even need to say anything about this guy. There’s even a video that shows what would probably happen. [WRONG, though I believe he could find a lighter and light up the building from scratch.]
While Sniper doesnt show much intelligence outside of sniping, being a sniper does require skills that can be transferred over to a job at Freddy's. Sniper's whole job on the battlefield is all about sitting in one spot and paying attention to whats happening around him, which is basically what you need to do in FNAF so I think he'd be pretty good at it
Freddy’s makes pizza. To make pizza you need heat. Pyro makes all his own weapons and is incredibly well versed in turning propane/bupane/kerosene into town destroying fires. Theres also A LOT of paper. A 10 psychotic 9 year old could start a fire at Freddy’s without supervision. Pyro would have the time of his life at Freddy’s once he gets the party started
Heavy wouldn't just sit in the office and work the doors. He would legit go out and fight the animatronics and win. Pyro would survive as he doesn't look human enough for the crew to try and stuff him in a suit. Also he would go explore the kitchen and find something that could start a fire for sure.
"I AM NOT TRAPPED IN A FACILITY FULL OF ROBOTS, YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED HERE WITH ME!" -Soldier He would probably dismantle and make buckets out of everyone
Spy may be cool and collected but be is also reliant and kind of an oldie, he would not handle the situation well being that far outside of his comfort zone, he'd die night 4 at least
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If engineer is REALLY smart, he would gtfo the SECOND he realized the place was haunted.
I am not trapped in a facility full of robots! You are all trapped in here with ME!
--Soldier TF2
I think your next video should be which team fortress two character is the most likely to defeat Freddie in the gang in a fight with only Mele weapons
Unrelated question:
Which TF2 Mercs could survive COD zombies universe(WAW-black ops 4 storyline)?
O shreds with Lonqudor about Soldier surviving, since he is dumb I feel like he would leave the office and beat them up and see them as mvm robots
sniper is a sniper. his job is to sit still in the same place for hours and pay attention to what he sees
Right? His entire sthick is camping and sitting in an office overnight definitely counts
yeah he'd probably do pretty well
True
The problem with fnaf is it includes alot of fast paced multitasking and resource managing. Most of the mercs are use to being under pressure and under direct enemy attack especially spy and scout but when sniper is his element hes just sitting there waiting for the shot.
He'd probably begin to struggle around night 3 as the resource managing and multitasking would start to come into place.
@@sapphirestar3978but he is shown to be very calm under pressure. He’s also very smart like spy. Even if he can’t bring jarate, he has the traits and capabilities to survive.
Of the 9 mercs;
- Engineer *is* armed; the location has wrenches and "metal" in the maintenance room, meaning he would practically remove the need to even manage power night 1.
- Pyro can only survive 1 night, because 1 night is all thats needed for him to get his hands on matches/lighters for parties. There is no Pizzaria come dawn.
- Heavy is already able to rip bigger robots apart with his bare hands, so dome spooky ghost robots are no threat to him
- Soldier is Soldier
- Medic already has a deal woth the devil, so he's probably going to live regardless
- Demo likely lives for the same reason as soldier
- Sniper would be armed with Jarate regardless, and he might be alert enough.
- Spy is likely dead without his gadgets, but the kitchen provides enough stabbing instruments for self defens
- Scout is humorously dead, but if he isn't; almost all of his non-gun weapons and sidegrades can be found on premises, so he's going to likely be a nuisance
And as a bonus: Saxton Hale not only survives, but buys the entire company to start a robot animal fighting arena because it was "fun" (but not so fun for the robots)
Saxton one is facts but the robots vs merc or yetis
Demo lives because Demo is Soldier
@@Spycow. It would have to be merc cause he killed the last Yeti that's why he renamed Yeti Park to Mercenary Park
@@JayKordichloverSaxton probably would sell something along the line of “soil infused with yeti agony” if he knew how it works.
Heavy literally stopped a train in end of the line
Medic would 100% get fired tampering with the animatronics, assuming he lets any witnesses live
Honestly, him and Afton would probably get along. 😂
medic would put a baboon utterers in William fraudton
Engie would, Medic would only do that if he found out there were kids in them
@@Tyler-q3keither that or medic just tortures him even more, getting the approval of the bots but then he'll start tinkering with them too
Meriç probably think how would he implant the souls of the children in him *surgically* .
Heavy can walk around with a 150 kg gun that he can maneuver very well. I think it's safe to say that he can just beat up the animatronics.
We've seen him destroy robots with his hands, so yeah easy win
He could probably be able to throw them off himself
I just imagine him sitting there, eating his Sandvich while Bonny, Chica and Freddy TRY and pull him away but cant budge him while Foxy and Goldie just stand/sit there trying to figure out if they should risk getting involved.
@@neptuneplaneptune3367 Foxy just takes one look at Heavy and immediately decides: "Aye, This ain't worth it."
@@thomifron In the comics, he fought a grizzly bear and won, so yeah.
Backseat confirmed that you can survive fnaf 1 with movie Michael’s sleep schedule, so it is possible demo could survive while going in and out of consciousness
Hm ok
His ruling however wasnt that demoman beign drunk and sleeping is his main way fo dying.
Its foxy since demoman would very likely jsut nto use the cameras.
@@arkura1812 Demoman will probably still survive
I agree. I mean demoman has the mental capacity for sticky traps so watching the doors and cameras shouldn’t be too difficult for him.
@ ikr
My headcanon is that Scout successfully worked for a week in FNAF 2 and then a couple weeks later died due to something unrelated and stupid
Scout got bit but his brain was so small that the bite missed it, thus leading to him surviving and getting a job at a different unrelated pizza place, where he promptly died of an unrelated and undiagnosed medical problem.
He got hit by an anvil on his way out of the hospital
@@MeloniestNeon He forgot to put a wet floor sign and then proceeded to slip and fall on his neck
Classic Scout behavior.
The irony Scout’s name is Jeremy and God said “See you in 1987!”
Soldier would get jumpscared only to then yell in the animatronic’s face, then rip them apart with his bare hands.
To the glorious sound of Freebird
Soldier: "I am not trapped in a facility full of robots, you are all trapped in here with ME!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!"🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
This is exactly what would happen: ruclips.net/video/KHvXHlI2FPc/видео.htmlm13s
This is what will go down exactly (fnaf vs tf2) ruclips.net/video/KU9kSTHyj6c/видео.html
Now, I know these are all for funny jokes, but in an actual match-up.
The Twisted Ones survived a gasoline explosion worth anywhere between 0.46 - 12 Tons of TNT, and at the end of the novel, the OG 4 beat the shit out of The Twisted Ones so badly the building they fought in collapsed.
For comparison, the main cannon of an M1A2 Abrams can fire a shell worth 0.007 Tons Of TNT.
Bonnie would dismember Soldier limb from limb in a fist fight.
I think sniper would survive because being observant and watching his back is pretty much his job. He has to be attentive and vigilant as a sniper, all qualities that would help him survive FNaF. He is also a survivalist and hunter, he knows how to make do with what he has and how to keep track of threats.
I think he'd just piss on all of the animatronics
@@reetusbeetuseven if he can’t, he still takes the dub. Given that his mortal nemesis is the spy who always stabs him in the back, him being aware of his surroundings is second nature
@@GoldRichnessYup. Sniper wins all thanks to the skills he’s developed.
Pyro: finds whatever they use to light candles on birthday cakes
Pyro uses a stove and starts a fire
He doesn't even have to burn the building down
A lighter?
"if you come back once more, it shall be painful you'll see"
Iirc, fire is """"""""canonically"""""""" the best way to kill the animatronics while freeing the souls of all the dead kids
Sniper would DEFINITELY survive.
The whole shtick of sniping is sitting in one place, being observant as well as monitoring every possible angles, and training yourself to not panic and be calm in any and all circumstance.
That's EVERYTHING a nightguard in FNAF 1 needs.
Plus, he survived (and even thrived) in the australian bush on his own. You're not gonna make me believe that the animatronics are more dangerous than whatever fauna is sprawling Australia, ESPECIALLY in a TF2 setting.
Finally, he would literally just piss on the animatronic to short-circuit them.
So put my boy back into "Would survive" where he belongs.
IMO engineer wouldn't even need to play the game, he'd just remake the door system to make it not waste energy or reprogram the animatronics so that they don't attack him
OR he'd get the hell out of there when he sees the haunted robots. 😂
Also I'm not sure if the robots programming would matter, since their possessed by ghost kids.
@@Tyler-q3k let's be honest, engineer has a job where he gets shot for a living, if he's not smart enough to not be shot at for a living then he's not smart enough to get out of there when the robots start moving
@@timothytardie756 Being shot for a living is definitely a choice, not his only option. Remember, Engie seems sane, but he's actually a battle junkie and psychopath with a god complex. He's smart enough to not be shot at, he just enjoys it.
He'd sit there as a full-time job and never tell anyone that he fixed the robots, because he's smart enough to know that they would *not* give him what it was worth.
tbh he would just fix the doors so they don't use power while closed lmao. Like shouldn't the doors cost power to be open?
8:07 soldier wins by being soldier: makes sense to me
pam ton
“I am not trapped in a facility full of robots! You are all trapped in here with ME!”
ig hot
Five Nights at Pyro's.
Five Nights at Demo's
@@Dr.Freeman... *Freeman's.
@@grubasekpl9254five freemans at demos
Didn't you became real?
Five nights at heavys
Scout got the bite and inspired the line "It's amazing that the human body can survive without the frontal lobe."
No, that line was separate from the bite. Scout didn't have a frontal lobe even before the bite
What? The? Hell?
THATS JUST A THEORY
@@two_idiots_and_a_camera A GAME THEORY
THANKS FOR WATCHING
Heavy Suplexed a bear the size of a truck, and it’s implied he does this regularly, i think he’ll be fine.
As well as punching actual robots with his bare hands.
@@aidansroadams5328 "Hmmm, tiny robots are in big trouble now"
Again, if the mercenaries have ANY intelligence, they would GTFO the moment they saw the haunted robots.
@ Tbf how is this different than what they usally face on Halloween
@@Tyler-q3k they faced robots with guns I fail to see how haunted robots are any worse.
Soldier would just fight the animatronics while completely naked and covered in honey
And win
"Spy's disguises are not in the spirit of the game"
Disguising as Freddy Fazbear is the main mechanic of fnaf 2. Whether fnaf 2 logic applies to fnaf 1 is up to you.
"I'm pretty sure that's Freddy."
"Oh my God! You're Freddy!"
Spy can disguise, but he can’t fool Foxy
@@keithharrissuwignjo2460”Where are you going?”
“Fuck this shit I’m out.”
@@GoldRichness
"That Freddy's a bloody spy!" -Foxy
@@WeFightForKarl lmao accurate
Here's how soldier survives via luck: based on the game's code there's things dubbed "movement opportunities" by the community. Basically each time an animatronic could move, they run an RNG check to determine if they do. This means that there's a chance they don't move when they have the chance, this even applies to Foxy. Soldier would have the unbelievable luck to have none of the anamatronics reach him because they keep failing their movement checks. Soldier would just sit there pressing random buttons completely unaware of the danger and wouldn't get attacked while everyone else is stuck having to actually deal with the bots.
So basically, soldier wins through, almost supernatural, levels of dumb luck?
Like master chief (John 117) in the luck base department?
Bonnie enters at night 1, Soldiers beats him to a wirey pulp, and none of the animatronics bother him after.
How i think everyone would survive
Scout: Scared in the toilet
Soldier: Destroys the animatronics.
Pyro: Scares the Animatronics.
Heavy: "I hate robots!"
Demoman: Freddy bite his arm? He is too drunk to notice.
Engi: Custom night.
Sniper: 100% Focus or just trows jarate at the robots.
Medic: More souls to him, probably steal the robots.
Spy: He is in the base.
100% accurate
A red spy is in the base?
I know you guys are joking but Scout absolutely would survive given the fact he's too fast for them. Hell he's canonically beat a bear to death with a femur. A fucking femur. He's pretty strong for someone his size
@@garlicbread1107yeah a irl bear compared to a animatronic bear made of metal that can teleport not to mention foxy who hasn't actually ever run at full speed in both fnaf 1 and fnaf 2 scout will totally not be scared as hell in the bathroom or a locker with all 5 just kinda there staring
Heavy is the door so ngl he would probably make the animatronics hide in the office and turn it into 5 nights at pootis
When Pyro is without fire and actually has a job he turns everyone on the board into millionaires so I feel like Pyro would survive from just whatever him seeming at the very least very intelligent
COUNTER ARGUMENT
Pyro sees bears as smokey the bear knockoffs and would wipe the floor, only against Freddy, only to die by the other animatronics.
I hate to say it but Pyro isn’t not ripping apart a ghost robot bear with his bare hands
@@RebelTrooperHoth False
@@RebelTrooperHoth You underestimate Pyro's hate for smokey.
@@RebelTrooperHoth if Demo can do it, pyro will.
@@RebelTrooperHoth If Soldier can win out of sheer high stats of plot armor, then so can Pyro with high stats of fire prevention bear hatred.
7:37 I mean he also DID take Merasmus's die and come back stronger pills, he also doesn't need weapons to kill hundreds of robots, just a jar of honey.
he can use the pizza sauce in the kitchen to lube up
Also the canonical fact that medic owns all the mercs souls.
That's why they won't stay dead.
If anything medic is equally or worse then purple guy. I'm leaning more to the worse then purple guy.
@@thelordofthelostbraincells I'm not entirely convinced that William Afton isn't just Medic smurfing on an alt account.
@@RegulusBringer purple guy would want to learn from medic, no if's and's OR BUT'S!
Snipers generally have to be quite smart, as they have to calculate wind speed, gravity, target movement and even the curvature of the earth. They also have to be able to be able to shut off their emotions. That ticks the boxes for a FNAF survivor.
He could also just piss on freddy
@@corn582 Wouldn't that count as pissing on a child?
@@corn582the greatest quality of a sniper
Snipers don't calculate all of this they know from experience and training how to aim not from math and bullet is not really pushed of by wind that easlly. They are patient in the first place with means they would probably wait until target stops. And about gravity, bullets from sniper rifle don't fall untill very longg distances. For example bullet from sniper rifle trawels around 7 - 10 seconds with speed of 800 - 1000 meters on second.
@@Anakondrai what about the Corrillos effect ( the rotation of the earth part )
I do want to add some things: Pyro is canonically able to SUMMON FIRE with their hands. Also, Heavy is strong enough that his punches hit as hard and do as much damage as swords, wrenches, shovels, and fireaxes. Not to mention Soldier's own martial prowess-in the comics he snaps necks like Peter Parker snaps photos! He's also very prone to getting nude and covering himself in honey, so that'd probably let him survive night one and then get fired.
Peter Parker also snaps necks... by accident
Pyro would definitely survive, either by helping Chica make pizza for tomorrow in the wood stove as a constructive outlet for his pyromania, or because, as that same comic square iterates, that despite being uninspired by fire, he’s clearly a competent and avid worker at a desk. He made his whole board millionaires, not just himself, clearly demonstrating managerial and time efficiency skills, both of which are key to surviving at Freddy’s. He’s also a master sneak, having doused 2 of TF Classic’s members without them discovering until the last moment that he was even present. Knowing what sneaking noises sound like, he could definitely tell where the animatronics are walking. This alone could carry him through the first two or three nights while his business brain started to warm up, and then he could plan to let his ears keep track of the doors to preserve power while his eyes tracked freddy and foxy through cameras. He also built his own flamethrower, so some mechanical understanding is clearly evident there.
Oh my God, you’re completely right…
If the FNAF VS TF2 series tells us anything, it’s that all of them can survive
except scout
@@TheMistermastermarioHe survives, but only because the others are there to save his dumb ass.
@@TheMistermastermarioscout is probably same speed as foxy and medic would save him
Why does everyone hate scout
@@botondzoltannagy8849 because he’s scout
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and what do people on the internet do? They hate Scout!
2:30
OBJECTION! The Bite of ‘87 victim survived the bite, as stated by Ralph Phone Guy in the very first night of FNaF 1.
Scout actually did die, but God chose to send him back a second time after finding Scout STILL hadn’t gotten laid yet.
5:10 My man forgot about "Pyro's Night at Freddy's"
Yeah
i feel pyro WOULD be able to find a way to burn freddy's down, he just wouldnt be able to make it all 5 nights as a result. whether because he manages to burn the whole place down and it cant continue operating, or because he gets fired lmao
other than that, he just needs to get to the kitchen to start a fire, get some cooking oil to spread it around and junk
The kitchen has a stovetop. Pyro is going to burn things to the ground.
I think Pyro would live because based on the lore, they mistake you for their murderer and try to kill you because of that so even if we assume the animatronics are absolute idiots, they can mistake anyone but Pyro since you can't even see his face.
Well, either that, or they see you as an endo. Im not sure (classic FNAF lore). But in any case Pyro would still not look like an endo so she would be fine.
I think Pyro died because the building collapse on him after a fire he started in the kitchen and with the breaker boxes.
They would think Pyro is an animatronic and not murder them since they have a mask on.
Pyro's Night at Freddy's and Friendly Foxy nostalgia
The fact that you're so right about soldier is kinda funny, since he did a genocide , i wouldn't be suprised if he didn't die during genocide because of pure dumb luck (Like a german cop shooting at him, but the bullet deflects off of his helmet or a wall and hits the cop)
Pyro would go into the kitchen on the first day and blow the place up by leaving the stovetop on overnight and causing a gas leak from the gas tank on his back (not a weapon, its ammo and physically attached to his suit, which she would NEVER take off)
Wait a second, you did a "he's not here, is she?" thing. I like it, nice.
@@planktonkrabit's kinda like what they did with mangle in their description (in one of the games, idk which)
@@absoluteagonyUltimate Custom Night, I’m pretty sure
@@planktonkrabguess what? IT'S ALL A MANDELA EFFECT SCOUT NEVER SAID SHES NOT HERE IS HE REWATCH MEET THE PYRO
@@hahen8No need for the all caps dude 😭😭😭
They all could, in Heavy, Demo, and Soldier’s case, they survived twice
I understood that reference
The victim of the bite of 87 didn't die! Scout is alive!
Source: "But then there was the Bite of '87... It's amazing that the human body can survive without the frontal lobe, you know?" - Phone Guy
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Besides from Scout.
It hard press to say the other would fail.
Soldier is more physically strong enough to 1v4.
Pyro if lore accurate will rip them apart.
Demo similar to Soldier.
Heavy, they don't even try.
Engineer would literally sleep through the job due to him having infinite energy.
Medic physical can't beat them but can do thing to mess with them.
Sniper would actually be a lot of efficiency at doing what we already doing in the game.
Spy could just hide the entire night.
Spy doesn't have cloak
@@DaveMillerDsafReal edit it into hide.
Scout would be too nimble for the animatronics, and could take them apart by beating them with a random object he picked up
Spy knows the art of seduction... HEAR ME OUT GUYS I SWEAR HE CAN SEDUCE CHICA-
Medic is strong enough to lift Soldier up pretty easily. So if Soldier is physically capable, I'm pretty sure he is just as or more. Also, your sentence about engineer seems to contradict itself. He'll fall asleep because he has infinite energy? That sounds like "the ice melted because it was too cold"
You forget, Freddy's is a Pizza joint, there is literally a box that makes fire in the kitchen.
MatPat's been real quiet since this video dropped
Yea
I resent the idea that Demoman wouldn't survive. Yeah, as a child he may have been bad at following directions (see Monoculus), but when it comes to job he's incredibly serious. He holds 3 of them at once and seems downright sober during the conversation with his mom about jobs. Not to mention that the comics show that he operates just fine drunk and that he's actually impaired when he isn't drunk, and he's at least smart enough to know the chemistry behind making explosives.
Long story short, to imply that Demoman would be anything but a diligent worker whose experience timing stickytrap detonations would cruise him through the 5 mandatory nights and go back for the 6th night and beyond for extra pay is downright slanderous.
Pyro is a bit more iffy, since they were perfectly willing to maul a real grizzly bear when they hallucinated it as Smokey the Bear and it said fire was bad, so who knows what they would see Freddy and the gang as. I know they don't have access to any weapons but pyro might make it on spite and rage alone if the animatronics said the wrong thing.
Finally, a comment that sees the vision
Also demo keeps at minimum two extremely haunted objects on him at all times. (His eye socket and the Eyelander) If anything they might mistake Demo for one of them.
7:49 I am not trapped in a facility filled of robots you are all trapped with ME!!!!
Imo medic is the type of person who would join the animatronics
And the sniper would just short circut them by pissing on them
5:17 “Makeing fire would be pretty hard” my dude theirs enough arson is Fnaf that I’m half convinced he already is in the timeline. Even if theirs no fire in the first game their are still alot of poorly maintained electronics perfect for any arsonist, Pyro would survive Fnaf 1 but Fnaf 1 may not survive Pyro
I think pyro can survive because the animatronics want to put human in costume. And since Pyro is a ~[-♡•£`¡•₩¿ I think they let him do his pyro stuff alone
Pyro just needs a fire source and a bodyspray
1:54 that’s probably unless he sees what afton has cooked up
matpat is calling you in 2:25
"Pyro would die because there's no fire"
The Living Tombstone: if you come back once more, it shall be painful you'll see...
4:17 demo would survive because mike from the fnaf movie survived while sleeping for half the movie
Also pyro definetly caused fnaf 3
2:39 it make a lot of sense
Okay. How the hell would Heavy survive? He doesn't have his weapons, how would he close the doors without his fists!?
The best interpretation of his ruleset
He has hands, just no fists or gloves ig
@@TheCrimsonCoonHe's just lost the ability the curl up his fingers???
@@El-Lars-O Or to put them into balls at least.
@@El-Lars-OArthritis
pyro could just use the kitchen stoves to light a fire
Pyro would definetely not survive but not for the reasons specified. One of the rules for this video states that in order for somone to “survive fnaf” they have to go their not die and come back for five days. The mercenaries cannot bring their weapons either. I believe that pyro would leave the office looking to entertain himself possibly before the phone guy even finishes talking. Pyro would stumble into the kitchen find the stove and burn the place down. Meaning pyro didn’t go there, survive and leave for five days. 5:05
Dunno if the animatronics would even bother pyro. They look closer to a suit than an endoskeleton or person, so they could maybe blend in with Faz and the gang.
7:34 ofc soldier have no permission to die
You fucked up my face
Wrong
Medic is fixated on extending one's life, the extraction and utilization of souls (took the souls of the mercs, installed second souls, split hit own into several portions to use bargaining with the devil), he has returned from death canonically at least once, he is capable of stealing an unwilling soul and using it to possess an inanimate object (guy who tried to mug him had his soul torn out and put into a jack-o'-lantern on the merc's porch as a Halloween decoration)
Medic wouldn't be the security guard, he'd clearly be William Afton (who was clapped in his hubris by the ghrosts)
1:45 actually scott fumbled the bag making it so that every camera affects foxy not just the pirate cove one
Scout: Is Ded
Soldier: Either dumb luck, or he goes commando and destroys any faz-commy who dares enter his abode. i mean.. you seen what he did to Grey Mann's robots with his GF?
Pyro: even though he sees the world so depressingly without fire.. i'd say that would help him. in the comics, it's told that, despite his social dissonance, he is capable of running a business successfully, even if he's nose deep in a newspaper trying to find ANYTHING to entertain himself. so.. without any distractions, she'd only have the noises of the phone guy, and the security system to keep themselves busy, meaning they'l probably catch on to the fact that the animatronics are moving.. and either they'l play by the rules lackadaisically.. or find some way to cause an electronic fire given the office equipment to show up that there bear who.. looks very similar to Smokey the bear..
Demoman: depends how much booze he's drunk before his shift. if a small amount.. well.. 6 hours is enough time to sober up, and a sober demoman is a very bad.. and very dead demoman, one who wouldn't be sitting there, discussing the situation in a prerecorded phone call, now would he be? but if he drank a full case of scrumpy, well.. there's a chance. i'd say, given his relatively high functioning alchoholic state, he'd certainly get through at least half the nights.. if either intentionally, or actual dumb black out accidental luck.. which in that case... a office fan is a good bludgeoning weapon..
Heavy: even discarding Poker Night, in the comics, he's shown to be very smart and especially VERY aware of his resources. spending most of his paychecks on his family, leaving him with so very little.. he'd be the king at green-runs in terms of power and keeping a level head.
Engineer: 100% chance of survival, and with any spare time.. like on night 1.. he'd certainly find a way to reroute the power in a way to make the doors either last longer or not drain at all
Medic: is not surviving. whiles he is a biologist and a mechanic to some degree.. he also strives when being confident, be it in his tools to keep others, in tern himself, alive. or his naturel charisma to persuade his enemies. he's the doctor, and everyone else is his experiment, leaving him in control.. but in this instance, he has no tools, his charisma wont effect the animatronics, and he's in a small box with so little control.. think after the 2nd night he'l start going mad and start making critical panicking mistakes. look no further than the original Meet The Medic, in which we see him just panicking and useless.. were it not for the accidental creation of the medi-gun healing juice, he'd be either dead or struck with even more mental damage
Sniper: decent chance of survival. his whole schtick is being focussed, and a camper at heart.. so whiles he's not too terribly smart, an average joe, he's still smart enough and foccussed enough to make sure no animatronic gets out of his sights.. foxy ain't moving a dime.. though sniper may drain the power from camera ussage, through a bit of luck, he could survive all nights
Spy: he is waaay out of his league here, especially without any tools. and though he comes off as level headed as Heavy, we all know that's a partial facade, he is absolutely panicking internally. perhaps he'll get far, but like his (now dead) son, he'll most likely get too confident and cocky, before missing someone and.. pay the price handsomely..
I feel like pyro would somehow burn the place down
might be Magik or what ever he would do it
I hope that elusive future big update comes out, the TF2 well of video subjects is apparently running dry.
I think pyro would survive as in the comics, when he sees a bear (in pyroland) which tells him to put out his fire and pyro brutally murders him. So I think pyro would see the same and scrap all the animatronics
Medic does not only have technological and biological knowledge but he also has a great understanding on how souls work, the guy literally put someone inside of a pumpkin and has all of the souls of the mercs and literally outsmarted the devil when it comes to dealing with souls (Which is kind of the Devil's job). What i'm getting to is that the guy would probably get the child souls out of the childrens out of the animatronics and then do some twisted sick experiment with them.
Medic would just outafton afton. And emote on them all as he becomes a superanimatronic god.
"I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. YOU are all trapped in here with ME" -Soldier
Lon'qudor im pretty sure pyro vision last a little bit after setting flames, other wise the tf2 mercs' base would be constantly up in flames
I think the SFM video "Pyro's Night at Freddie's" is enough evidence in favor of Pyro's survival. He'd bring a cigarette lighter and light some things on fire (including the Animatronics), use a Fire Ax he stole from the wall and scare the shit out of the Animatronics. By Night 2 they'd be the ones hiding in the office from him.
In all likelihood, he'd actually be fired by the manager after a few days due to the amount of property damage he'd cause.
Engineer would be doing that on William afton but medic on the hand will probably join his schemes key word probably
Hates demoknight
One of the easiest countered sub-classes
Pyro would start a fire by finding some wires, like in a fan or something, and short-circuiting them, or any other alternative source of fire. And demoman would probably disassembled the animatronics with his bare hands had he woken up in time. I mean, did you see him going at the blood-sucking robots? Sure, they were getting drunk of off his blood, but still it would take quite a bit of effort to just rip them like that. Well, he wouldn't wake up in time anyway. And sniper... He's very patient, so who knows really.
It’s important to know that the movie showed us a lot that the animatronics can do that the game didn’t from what we’ve seen sometimes but not always they do teleport. They have supernatural powers and strengths and they can appear as a ghost child in real life and also enter your dreams, physically harming you so when you wake up, you have wounds.
The fact that no one's mentioned the fact that spy has the sapper which does in fact actually work on Robots is strange
Because no weapon
they don't have their weapons or tools
Yall on the replies pretend like he didn't atleast go over cloak and dagger.
The reason I wrote this is because someone mentioned in another comment that how the mercs would deal with the situation if they had their weapons I'm simply saying that person forgot to mention the sapper
@@flamefalcon8140 He also has the red tape recorder meaning he could probably survive fnaf 3 easily.
More logic that heavy would survive hes probably strong enough to overpower the animatronics and hes big enough the animatronics might just think hes one of them and leave him alone
I think if pyro went to freddys, he would either somehow figure out how to start a fire, or he would immediately quit the second he realizes it’s boring there, OR not even go to freddys. (seriously how did they let this guy get the job?)
I mean just leave the stove on. The animatronics are canonically weak to fire too.
If they had some of their tools
Like heavy can distract chica with food
Spy has a cigarette for free light, and a broken cloak and dagger that can cloak for 5 secs every 15 secs
Engineer, tazer
Scout, mad milk and prized ball (milk slows an anomotronic, a ball distracts foxy)
Pyro, honestly most likely keeps a lighter, so he gets light, but if it was something else, it'd be his axe to defend against a chomper (im going to bite your head off anomotronic) once
Sniper, piss, similar to milk but even worse because he dosent need a jar, if not it'd be the razorback for one get out of jail free card
Soldier, definitely his grenade, but obviously he couldn't detonate it without issue, it just scares foxy away, or he has the rocket jumper to stun a anomotronic
Demo, he's been stricken to a lower caliber beer to do the job, he gets his sticky jumper, or he gets an eyelander
Medic... ubersaw, regular uber
If you time it right, you can get Uber from every jumpscare you avoid with the ubersaw
Then you can unleash uber for a instant get out of jail free card that carrys over
Merasmus, well thats easy
HHH, well its more of a, 1 KNIGHT at Freddy's and the crew is just running arround the map playing tag and avoiding perma death
Pre-video theories: Here are how I’d rate them from least- to most-likely to survive based on wit alone. [Post-video corrections in brackets.]
9) Sniper. Useless without his rifles. His only saving grace would be his jarate if he can short-out the animatronics. And even then, that’s an “if;” they may be waterproof. [KINDA RIGHT]
8) Scout. Scrawny little dingus could probably outrun the animatronics, but it’s a tight building, there are four of them, and he has to do this for 30h total. All on top of him not noticing until it would be too late. [RIGHT FOR OTHER REASONS]
7) Spy. He could find a place to hide and/or stealth his way past the robots, but it would be tough without his watches. [KINDA RIGHT]
6) Demoman. Might die if he’s in a drunken stupor, but this is also his strength, whether it be alcoholic rage or straight-up Looney Tunes-ass logic (as seen in FNAF vs TF2 1; he doesn’t even know Foxy is there, and the pirate disposes of himself). Too unpredictable for any concrete decision. [RIGHT]
5) Medic. He may not be physically strong, but he’s definitely crazy enough to tamper and experiment on the animatronics. Especially considering not just Emesis Blue, but the guy he turned into a pumpkin in the Scream Fortress 2015 comic. Though he would absolutely get fired for that, 100%.
[RIGHT FOR OTHER REASONS]
4) Soldier. Similar insanity like with Medic, but he’s physically stronger and therefore has a better edge. Plus he can probably MacGyver something in the building as a weapon. [RIGHT FOR OTHER REASONS]
3) Engineer. He’ll be able to figure out how to shut the doors without consuming power and wait it out. Hell, he might even hack the robots to fight each other. [RIGHT]
2) Heavy. This man constantly carries and easily wields a 150kg/330lbs minigun on the daily, and is implied to suplex car-sized bears regularly. He can easily beat them all in a fight. [RIGHT]
1) Pyro. I don’t even need to say anything about this guy. There’s even a video that shows what would probably happen. [WRONG, though I believe he could find a lighter and light up the building from scratch.]
I think spy would legitimately try to seduce chica. Just sayin'
@ Toy Chica, maybe.
While Sniper doesnt show much intelligence outside of sniping, being a sniper does require skills that can be transferred over to a job at Freddy's. Sniper's whole job on the battlefield is all about sitting in one spot and paying attention to whats happening around him, which is basically what you need to do in FNAF so I think he'd be pretty good at it
5:42 what about the kitchen?
I remember how scout is always the security guard in older fnaf sfm videos
Freddy’s makes pizza. To make pizza you need heat. Pyro makes all his own weapons and is incredibly well versed in turning propane/bupane/kerosene into town destroying fires. Theres also A LOT of paper. A 10 psychotic 9 year old could start a fire at Freddy’s without supervision. Pyro would have the time of his life at Freddy’s once he gets the party started
I actually thought about this concept a few weeks ago. I’m glad to see my concept come to reality in a yt vid!
Heavy wouldn't just sit in the office and work the doors. He would legit go out and fight the animatronics and win. Pyro would survive as he doesn't look human enough for the crew to try and stuff him in a suit. Also he would go explore the kitchen and find something that could start a fire for sure.
Demo would be SO drunk they would mistake him for already being dead.
No animatronic would survive against Heavy
Heavy would suplex Freddy like he was a 6 year old
"If you take issue with this, well the video is already over 8 minutes" Is such a powerul line.
8:03 he also fought kicked Bonnie and Chica’s Asses in a SFM video 😂
Pyro's Nights at Freddy's is an old SFM animation of Pyro working at Freddy's Pizzaria, and I believe it to best interpretation of what Pyro would do
"I AM NOT TRAPPED IN A FACILITY FULL OF ROBOTS, YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED HERE WITH ME!" -Soldier
He would probably dismantle and make buckets out of everyone
Spy may be cool and collected but be is also reliant and kind of an oldie, he would not handle the situation well being that far outside of his comfort zone, he'd die night 4 at least
i'm surprised that when talking about spy's tools, the sapper wasn't mentioned
Since theres a spare Freddy suit in the spare parts room, Spy could ABSOLUTELY cobble together a disguise.
ngl, soldier would probably pick a fistfight with one of the animatronics, somehow win, and promptly be fired, therefore surviving
I’m not trapped in FNaF, they’re trapped with me!
Heavy could probably fend off the Animatronics with his bare hands.
I can only say or would consider is pyro would end up in the kitchen starting fire’s depending if he’s allowed to wonder.
Engie: „Why do these doors need so much power? Lemme fix that.“
Scout already has a ton of experience thanks to sfm animators