Show me a good time, girlfriend!
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2023
- The saga continues...
Music - The Only Thing I Know for Real (Crossing Blades Mix) : • The Only Thing I Know ...
Software used :
Sony Vegas Pro 13
Adobe Photoshop CS6
Adobe After Effects
Source Filmmaker
Metal Gear Rising : Revengeance | MGGR HD - Texture Pack for MAP CHARACTER and SHADOW : www.nexusmods.com/metalgearri...
Cyborg Sam in DLC (Sword Fixed) :
www.nexusmods.com/metalgearri...
#metalgearrising #mgr #revengeancestatus #jetstreamsam #memes #meme #funny 
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did he just tell her to go to the kitchen lmao
Bro I wasn't expecting that part 😂
*TRIGGERED*
SHE IS DENYING HER KNIFE KITCHEN ITS PURPOSE
Based Sam
@@Omega-jg4oq Woah, she has a Knife-kitchen? That's pretty cool, atleast if she doesn't waste it.
That "You deny the weapon it's purpose" joke was the best joke I've seen in a long time
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Good very good yes I like that
I reacted too much to that joke, almost dropped my coffee
As a Brazilian, i can confirm, he is a Brazilian Samurai
Fatos
🗿
Confirmado senhor, jetstream sam é um samurai br
@@merequetengue880 mas é
And can double jump
Her boyfriends are quirky af lol
My canon is that it's all one person, but i like your idea too)
@@Zennderr I just assumed she'd broken up with all of them. Her bf sure is a masterpiece lol!
@@asdfghjk6823 that bf it's a MGR true fan lol
and your boyfriends are all boring schmucks lmao
@@ZennderrI like to think that they don't actually hate each other and this is just their idea of banter.
Ahh yes the rock, the one move that always ruins my no damage run. I still have nightmares about it lmao
When he does rock move, quickdraw slashes, assault rush, jump attack and refuses counters or just does the rock move in your face
Sigh
Man I wish you could do the rock toss in the Sam DLC
@@breadbug6101 Or quickdraw rush
Here’s some advice
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@@thefallen2220 What is it? The "say goodnight" attack where he slides through the whole arena attacking you? You can do that in Sam DLC. It's double forward(W or stick forward) plus heavy attack button.
"It yearns to cut the fresh ingredients, but you hold it back!"
**insert sandwich joke here**
"No. My knife is a tool of Bitchiness"
Everyone loves Sam, he’s such a great character.
no
@@user-jv6mw1yr2t 🤓
Absolutely true
@@crxxl1 wdym
@@user-jv6mw1yr2tthat's you
Bro is a mgr, dmc and jojo fan at the same time, most based person to ever live
I wanted to drop a like but I don´t want to ruin 69.
ok now its not 69 I can finally like
JoJo fan makes him gay too, truly based
That was AMAZING!
All the greenscreens, the "You deny your weapon it's purpose" And the Pictures of kitchen
And then when I thought the video was going to end - boom - another 30 seconds of sam ❤
Don't bring a tool to a proper battle
That part absolutely killed me lmaoooo
finally a meme that takes actual effort to make. well done.
p/s: the rock throw attack made girlfriend lose her no-damage run, prompting her to throw the controller
Bro i felt that rock attack it happens a lot to my no damage runs
Nah, critical damage was already dealt in the "you deny your weapon it's purpose" part.
Brazilian leg parry counter all of her attacks
@@gannielukks1811 can't argue with that
I mean, a single leg melting through the heavy armor of a pillbox-type Ukrainian UG? (corridor fight after RAY but just before Monsoon calls) I wouldn't want to mess with *that* leg.
You deny your *kitchen knife* its purpose!
As a Brazilian myself, i can indeed confirm that we can double jump since we're born.
Is it possible to learn this power ?
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@purple781
Not from a house wife..
The detail where his taunt puts her into rage is amazing and appreciated 😂😂
The only man that can taunt machines
The sound effect that plays is so satisfying to me
And he starts dodging because blocking doesnt work
Not even Vergil can make the woman moves, but Sam did 0:55
Vergil is still, unfortunateley, far stronger.
Because of double jump😎
@@lightsabercollector3096 doesn't matter
@@lightsabercollector3096One is half demon, other is full brazilian
Deep down, we know who is more powerful
That vine boom coupled with the "you deny your weapon it's purpose" and the pan to the kitchen (because she's chucking kitchen knives) was perfection
single handedly the best shitpost i've ever seen
Did you see the vergil one
@@normal5389 this one is better
@@lostjudgmentforthe3ds I see
"and you can't double jump" that's got me😂
Seems like Sam is quite skilled at avoiding cancellation by twitter after that kitchen joke. Almost as good as Vergil's skill at evading Nero's Child support.
Incredible video as always Zennderr 🗿
waah waah twitter waah waah
Indeed my friend, indeed
@@Angelsylvexian He's got a point, tho.
@@mekingtiger9095 He really doesn't.
@@Angelsylvexian Depends on the point of view or where you are at Twitter, I guess. But statistically you're far more likely to find flame wars there than in any other Social Media. Mostly because of the short text format it employs.
And the fact you can do this with bladewolf knives makes it more satisfying
It's videos like this that make me pay for the Internet :)
True, that rock attack is the sneakiest piece of work up close
His smile after the kitchen joke killed me. He knew he had won after inflicting such damage
Lmao the kitchen 💀
i love it how he says "you deny your weapons purpose" then it shows picture of someone cutting vegetables
"you deny your weapon its purpose" *shows images of chopping vegetables*
- brazillain samurai 69420
God tier editing
"You fight because you're petty. I fight because I CHOOSE to."
this is pretty much my ADHD fighting bit of sanity I have left :3
Based Sam tells the harlot to go back to the kitchen in 4k.
you deny your words it's purpose!
"So this is what happens when you bring a kitchen tool to a sword fight!"
0:50 Haha, They literally dancing at the end. XD
A year later and you’re still making Revengence statuses, incredible.
I remember the vergil version
It was so good but I think this might be just better
As a Brazilian, i can confirm, that's literally me with ANYONE. We can double jump, and some of us have a cool ponytail.
When your mother calls you "Son of a bitch" and you tell her that would make her the bitch.
Almost S rank
Bruuh. That, was a nice twist from the usual Sam memes.
Good shiiit lmao
I wouldn't expect it to be so well-done.
I'm impressed.
this is so well done! good job :D
Basedstream Sam is not real... Basedstream Sam:
"Gonna talk me to death?"
Fun fact: 99% of people watching this video don't have a girlfriend.
Why are you attacking your brothers?
@@kage432 Because they're not my brothers. They're sad, lowly specimens who probably think that they could call themselves men, when in reality they're just a bunch of pathetic boys.
And 100% wants to double jump
I’m assuming you are apart of the 99%?
@@Mr.NobodyOfficial Touché, but at least I don't blame women for it.
0:37 what an amazing part
Now, we're waiting for "Buckle the fuck up, little girlfriend" (for reference, i mean Khamsin)
the parries and used animations make this one the best.
Another masterpiece, well done!!
Gf is like: once a month...
_THERE WILL BE BLOOD_
0:28 oh I see you deny your weapon its purpose (kitchen background) that was perfect 👍🏻
As a Samurai I can confirm Brazil is real
1:17 When it's phase 3 and you're trying to be agressive
Understand why you didn't use this quote, but my fav Sam line is "You're a waste of money" during the boss fight. Could be applicable to a person if you really wanted it to be.
Yeah, i could've added it but that would be a bit too much...
Yeahh… 😳
Here we go!
Nice to see you again
@@UNGOC_Engineer3231 you too :D
So glad im half scottish and half russian so I can technically call myself Vergil because im half normal human and half monstrous demon
When the woman talks back
The Brazilian roasting her is how she died
The kitchen scene had me dying bruh 😂☠
This and Vergil's version are the best shitpost I have ever seen
All the movement green screened that a ton of work big respect
Actually, I've just replaced the textures in-game with green screen, but had to cut out moments from cutscenes manually
I lol'd at the point of "deny your weapon its purpose"
"you deny your weapon its purpose" i couldn't stop laughing lmao
All bark and no bite 😂
Armstrong: "Nice knife"
holy fnck its even not spontaneous, it has sense
you deny your weapon its purpose was brilliant
Pretty girl. What happened to those fiery words of yours show me what you really believe in!
This is so good and smart, great one man!
Imagine doing this in the middle of a heated argument. She’d be utterly defeated.
im glad i keep getting recommended these videos even after the game has been out for so long these memes are a rush each and everytime and i dont know why!
Don't let the imaginary girlfriend take you down fellas, if you wanna be a Brazillian Samurai, you can! Go on! Chase your dream! Become a Brazillian Samurai you desperatley want to be!
That's 1% of the brazilian population
Bro S ranked that boss fight
I just appreciate the effort put in to it
Good ending: Sam's girlfriend is supportive of his career as a mercenary samurai and helps him train with her mouth knives.
bro this is so good
As a brazilian samurai i can confirme he is also one
Average family quarrel in Brazil
This was beautifully done
There’s so much effort in this
this was worth the 30 second unskippable ad
Sam is one of the best characters in this game.
this is shockingly well made
Lmao this is art, sam taunting and thr girl getting enraged debuff is perfect
mfw i wish my bf was a brazilian samurai who can double jump
Best greenscreen video ever, talented editor!!
This is fucking beautiful
Kitchen Jumpscare Lmfao
holy shit dude, that was amazing!
0:29
It YEARNS to BATHE in JUICE of your YUMMIES
But you HOLD it BACK
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I love how everyone just loves Sam
Como um brasileiro eu confirmo que há sim um dojo escondido em algum lugar
BROOO THIS IS EPIC LOL
WHAT??? ITS THE BEST QUALITY MGR MEME IVE EVER SEEN!!
“Foolish woman. You lack… MOTIVATION!”
this is great lmao
1:12 “You wore me” 😂
All bark and no bite?
*Rage*
That really got me lmao
man i love the way you put that triggered effect when you taunt enemy
Sam legit just said " back to the kitchen"
とんでもない編集力ですwww
BRAZIRU SAMURAI
The effort behind those greenscreen clippings was worth.
Awesome edit, perfect jokes