veronica lodge and her family being weird and cringey (riverdale)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 мар 2019
  • Veronica Lodge, Hermione and Hiram... have no words besides they scare me
    so i'm posting another one of these cause they're really funny to make lol (inspired by justaudrey check out her videos they make me crack up) / @justaudrey
    i don't own any of these clips just the editing and comments
    clips taken from season 1,2 and 3 from the tv-series riverdale
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  • @isabelgonzales2944
    @isabelgonzales2944 5 лет назад +10155

    they’re supposed to be rich but they can’t even afford lights like they literally eat in the fire light

    • @crossroads670
      @crossroads670 5 лет назад +242

      Dying

    • @lorenasota7439
      @lorenasota7439 5 лет назад +198

      Screaming

    • @MsVampirestories
      @MsVampirestories 5 лет назад +475

      It's how rich people eat when they want to pretend to be poor

    • @theseventhsin2783
      @theseventhsin2783 5 лет назад +92

      That's what people do eat with candlelight,its romantic or something, how you not know this

    • @drakebell5649
      @drakebell5649 5 лет назад +312

      @@theseventhsin2783 ah yes, a nice romantic dinner with your whole family

  • @sarafina_24
    @sarafina_24 5 лет назад +7282

    "You don't have a daughter anymore."
    "Well that's a relief" SKSKSK

    • @emilykira7025
      @emilykira7025 5 лет назад +50

      Sara R She used those words pretty lightly because she moved on with her speakeasy soon after Archie went to Juvie.

    • @bunnqui
      @bunnqui 5 лет назад +58

      She still gon call someone daddy though 👁👅👁

    • @kam.1903
      @kam.1903 5 лет назад +6

      @@bunnqui SKSSKSKKSSKKS

    • @smh648
      @smh648 4 года назад +15

      Sara R ew stop all that “sksk” stuff. It’s so annoying

    • @fsmeli
      @fsmeli 4 года назад +7

      i’m shook
      ...
      I HEARD THAT “SKSKSK” IS THE DEFINITION OF “annoying bitches who think they’re cool. These people have something called Dumb Bitch Syndrome.” 😂😂😂

  • @stellad
    @stellad 5 лет назад +3009

    “I’d recognize those abs anywhere”
    2 seconds later
    “ArChiE?!”

  • @ryleewiedmaier2361
    @ryleewiedmaier2361 5 лет назад +6900

    dADdY tO dAdDY

  • @edengallagher1044
    @edengallagher1044 5 лет назад +2835

    I really hope the Riverdale writers actually see all these video compilations making fun of them and at least try to shape up a little

    • @smalltiny
      @smalltiny 5 лет назад +116

      Hope not, else what will i watch at 4 am

    • @hasnaefletcher
      @hasnaefletcher 5 лет назад +16

      Hope? Oooh hunny I'm worried about your mental during season 3

    • @Vanessa-xx3yz
      @Vanessa-xx3yz 4 года назад +33

      They've reached the point of no return long ago, shortly after Jason's murderer was discovered, the show spiraled into madness.

    • @silttamathew5171
      @silttamathew5171 3 года назад +9

      Or they can just keep making their show shit so people can make videos about it

    • @nolan2128
      @nolan2128 3 года назад

      just Some random person lmao

  • @kjely
    @kjely 5 лет назад +1240

    I love how every time someone interacts with Hermione she be like:
    I need some wine 🍷

    • @sparklyspangle
      @sparklyspangle 5 лет назад +48

      she's an honorary pll wine mom

    • @rossanagarcia4650
      @rossanagarcia4650 3 года назад +15

      I need wine to watch this show😌🙈😫💖💖

    • @itsonlyaudrena8912
      @itsonlyaudrena8912 3 года назад +13

      @@sparklyspangle honestly, she would be the perfect pll mom tho ngl

  • @goodboi3407
    @goodboi3407 5 лет назад +1104

    no one :
    riverdale cringy music: “sO yOu waNt TO sTaRT a wAr”

    • @auroraaurora8750
      @auroraaurora8750 5 лет назад +53

      thats actually a good song

    • @kam.1903
      @kam.1903 5 лет назад +9

      I QUAKED SO MUCH

    • @faithkap
      @faithkap 3 года назад +9

      @@auroraaurora8750 a good song, but it deserves a better show

    • @sona6436
      @sona6436 3 года назад +5

      @@auroraaurora8750 a lot of the songs are good but you can tell they just randomly pick it from a spotify playlist to make everything a lot more edgy despite having no huge meaning to the story it comes off as cringey 😔

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 3 года назад +3

      Ngl Riverdale playlist is sickk
      Like don't even watch the show just listen to their music it's good

  • @lolawimalasena8032
    @lolawimalasena8032 5 лет назад +4275

    i'd recognise those aBs aNyWhErE

  • @zayn4816
    @zayn4816 5 лет назад +2480

    we all know this could be well over an hour long

    • @lilsaam
      @lilsaam 5 лет назад +8

      someone make that i'll watch it

    • @sr2226
      @sr2226 5 лет назад +3

      I was just about to say

  • @mimifroggy2177
    @mimifroggy2177 5 лет назад +4802

    I'm honestly surprised you didn't put in the 'kArMa'S a BiTcH' scene

    • @cantputashrugasausernameso5105
      @cantputashrugasausernameso5105 5 лет назад +48

      Maybe because it's everywhere and it's predictable.

    • @justindias3374
      @justindias3374 5 лет назад +6

      pepsi max drinking dumbass how is that cringe

    • @wren944
      @wren944 5 лет назад +6

      pepsi max drinking dumbass a kick line is inevitable

    • @eclipse2456
      @eclipse2456 5 лет назад +1

      That scene is fiing ledgandary

    • @wren944
      @wren944 5 лет назад +1

      Valerie P. we’re taking over

  • @yusurkassem4174
    @yusurkassem4174 5 лет назад +444

    I think ‘I’d ReCoGnIsE thOsE AbS AnyWhEre’ should get a prize for being the cringiest line in TV history

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 5 лет назад +6

      击ChemicalCheezWiz idk maybe I’m just too used to those by now😂 but like that line makes me want to die everytime

    • @shaniabeacher9864
      @shaniabeacher9864 3 года назад +3

      But whos abs did ahe mean bc 2 seconds latee ArChiE 🧐

    • @thelambsauce1701
      @thelambsauce1701 3 года назад +4

      "I'm weird. I'm a weirdo" has entered the chat
      Daddykins and archiekins have entered the chat
      "I'm coocoo bananas for u titty obvi" is now an admin

  • @Emma-dz4oy
    @Emma-dz4oy 5 лет назад +592

    “I’ve been thinking”
    *oh boy*

  • @reyskywaka3202
    @reyskywaka3202 5 лет назад +5723

    *what 16 year old calls her dad “DaDDY”*

    • @anaismaiii
      @anaismaiii 5 лет назад +180

      Rey Skywaka me

    • @anaismaiii
      @anaismaiii 5 лет назад +475

      Rey Skywaka except I don’t say it in an annoying tone😂

    • @avnikalangutkar
      @avnikalangutkar 5 лет назад +390

      i do and i feel attacked.

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb 5 лет назад +90

      @@potatopuppy7525 Because it's a child lingo? Lmao..

    • @Tyler-cm6vk
      @Tyler-cm6vk 5 лет назад +247

      Mc Simmer even if someone did, no 16 year old would say daddy in front of their friends.

  • @dinico9917
    @dinico9917 3 года назад +213

    The whole family is like:
    Veronica: DaDdYkInS
    Hermione: 🍷
    Hiram: Mija

  • @movedaccounts4194
    @movedaccounts4194 5 лет назад +579

    take a shot everytime she says daddy

  • @annaguerra3040
    @annaguerra3040 5 лет назад +592

    Hiram: *frames Archie for murder, tries to have him killed, sends him to jail where he is forced to fight for an underground teenage fight club, runs a drug factory, contributes to many deaths in Riverdale*
    Veronica: hm.
    Hiram: *gives her a false deed to Pop's*
    Veronica: OKAY YOU WENT WAY TOO FAR

    • @ish8678
      @ish8678 4 года назад +56

      And now Archie and Hiram are friends because he’s sick. Wow, did he really forget that he ruined his life

    • @amarigrover2685
      @amarigrover2685 3 года назад +21

      Dont forget when he boxed him

    • @Jellybelly12345
      @Jellybelly12345 2 года назад +2

      he planted a bomb under archie’s bed and veronica hired a hitman to kill hiram x

    • @annaguerra3040
      @annaguerra3040 2 года назад +2

      @@Jellybelly12345 Finally damn. It was about time lol

    • @Jellybelly12345
      @Jellybelly12345 2 года назад

      @@annaguerra3040 😂😭😭

  • @rosa3768
    @rosa3768 5 лет назад +142

    Veronica: I've been thinking
    Hiram: oh boy

    • @edwwi
      @edwwi 4 года назад +11

      But this one was actually funny 😂

  • @MystWonka
    @MystWonka 5 лет назад +127

    0:45 HERMIONE GIVING THAT KISS I NEVER NOTICED THAT OAJSAOISJIOAS

  • @ylvaborg1578
    @ylvaborg1578 5 лет назад +307

    this sounds like sugar daddy and sugar baby thing jesus

  • @camelia2306
    @camelia2306 5 лет назад +442

    Can't they just call their dads dad or father or papa honestly anything is better than dAdY

    • @kathymartinez7206
      @kathymartinez7206 5 лет назад +32

      Well, it may be because they are Hispanic. Not all Hispanic people does this but (in my example) I called by dad "Papi" instead of "Papá " and "Papi" is like saying "Daddy" in english

    • @edwwi
      @edwwi 4 года назад +5

      I call my dad "taťko" and that's really friendly way to say Daddy, and yeah... I noticed that people use this version od daddy during sex too... Yack
      But more childlike way to say daddy is "tatínku" so... At least it's not that pedo-like 😂

    • @thiswillnotdo6027
      @thiswillnotdo6027 3 года назад +35

      i dont agree with this. daddy has always just been a word to address your father, its only recently that the word has become sexualised.

    • @inski666
      @inski666 3 года назад +2

      PaPa

    • @user-hb4zz4gh5e
      @user-hb4zz4gh5e 3 года назад +7

      @@thiswillnotdo6027 Agreed

  • @juliacastillo1935
    @juliacastillo1935 5 лет назад +1167

    Pleaseeeeee someone teach Mark Consuelos how to say 'mija'

    • @demimuilenburg5036
      @demimuilenburg5036 5 лет назад +64

      ‘MieJa’

    • @cantputashrugasausernameso5105
      @cantputashrugasausernameso5105 5 лет назад +66

      'MieHa'.

    • @rubyr0f
      @rubyr0f 5 лет назад +7

      @@cantputashrugasausernameso5105 that's how they say it in Spain

    • @cantputashrugasausernameso5105
      @cantputashrugasausernameso5105 5 лет назад +44

      @@rubyr0f No. The J in Spanish doesn't sound like the H in English. The H is airy, while the J is more like with your mouth, dunno how to explain it. But the H is softer.

    • @rubyr0f
      @rubyr0f 5 лет назад +1

      @@cantputashrugasausernameso5105 yeah ik it's more rough sounding I dunno how to explain it but it's similar to how they pronounced it in the show in a way.

  • @save_bandit
    @save_bandit 5 лет назад +5137

    i love how they’re supposed to be hispanic but they don’t have hispanic names. like hiram?? hermione??? lodge???? i guess saying mija from time to time makes up for it lol
    Edit: for everyone saying that they have now revealed their rEaL nAmES which turned out to be hispanic... hm okay? why do you think they did that? i made my comment *before* they made up new information so it’s still valid. (also, i can’t believe y’all still watch riverdale...shame)

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb 5 лет назад +728

      The thing is they aren't. Veronica is not hispanic in the comics, they did it for diVErSiTy!!1! 🤦🏾 hate when they change the race/culture because of it instead of adding an original character.. Especially if it doesn't make sense 😒

    • @Maria-rj9ys
      @Maria-rj9ys 5 лет назад +304

      girl what, half of argentina has italian last names, hermione said she was born in the states and her last name was gomez or gonzalez. not to seem like a hardcore fan of the show or smtg but this one really isnt serious 😭

    • @save_bandit
      @save_bandit 5 лет назад +320

      Maria mija they are *reaching* . lodge is a medieval english name, as in an old english family name, not hispanic nor italian. besides i’m yet to find an argentinian sister called freaking hermione. only if their parents are crazy harry potter fans or smth but the character was clearly born before that craze. I don’t care what her surname was before, daddy hiram is also supposed to be hispanic, how come he has a weird ass medieval english surname? they clearly just wanted to have diversity but didn’t think that much about it. or didn’t want to change the original material. but it’s riverdale so who cares lmfao

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb 5 лет назад +155

      @@asmrbyjulii hispanic isn't a race, hun...
      "Bitch" the term Hispanic broadly refers to the people, nations, and cultures that have a historical link to the Spanish language or the country of Spain, depending on the context. So... They are white....

    • @cantputashrugasausernameso5105
      @cantputashrugasausernameso5105 5 лет назад +121

      @@Maria-rj9ys "Lodge" isn't Italian, Spanish or Portuguese. It's straight up English.

  • @Leshaun2002
    @Leshaun2002 5 лет назад +392

    0:42 when my crush is in the room

  • @okultraa2601
    @okultraa2601 5 лет назад +81

    "Wdym DADDY TO DADDY" that had me dead

  • @probablykillua4680
    @probablykillua4680 3 года назад +60

    0:50 Hiram is lowkey funny sometimes

  • @leaf111
    @leaf111 5 лет назад +376

    you forgot about the whole "i have a problem,, a MAJOR problem, archie said he Loves me" "oMg hE uSeD thE L wOrD?!" thing

    • @leaf111
      @leaf111 5 лет назад +54

      like damn that whole situation was so cringey. imagine asking your parents for advice because your bf told you he loves you. why didn't they just work it out together instead of being so dramatic about it?? it's just a word people use to describe their feelings for someone. it's a way of saying you really care. sis he didn't propose to you

    • @victoriam438
      @victoriam438 4 года назад +6

      @@leaf111 this doesn't sound that cringy. Like some people have close families get over it

    • @leaf111
      @leaf111 4 года назад +12

      Victoria Manning yeah it is cringey lol what teenager makes that big a deal of telling someone you love them. both veronica and archie freaked the fuck out over it. chill. it's not a big deal. it's just a way of telling someone you love them and care about them, you're not asking them to marry you and have 12 kids and move to france. the whole Big Deal around The L Word was so extra

    • @leaf111
      @leaf111 4 года назад +1

      i don't find it cringey that they're a close family, where the fuck did i say or even imply that. i'm super close with my mom too since she's the only parent i have and i gossip to her about everything like she's my best friend, but i do i rant to her about how my gf told me she loved me and i think it's so tErRiFyInG? no, and i don't think it is. veronica made it so awkward by not saying it back like it's some sacred eternal promise. JUST TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM TOO IT'S *NOT* A BIG DEAL she made him feel so bad

    • @leaf111
      @leaf111 4 года назад +2

      how can you watch this and not think it's cringey and dramatic ruclips.net/video/p5vIMB3NYck/видео.html

  • @elireinhart9421
    @elireinhart9421 5 лет назад +106

    I had to turn my brightness all the way up to even see anything that was going on

  • @gunaymuradova4633
    @gunaymuradova4633 5 лет назад +108

    "I want more active role in Lodge industries"
    First of all, you are 16. Graduate from high school first

    • @tatamak23
      @tatamak23 4 года назад +3

      It is normal when schooler wants working. Do you think every schooler just go to school and not doing something else? I don't think so.

    • @ackerwoman16
      @ackerwoman16 3 года назад +17

      Exactly
      She seems to be literally focusing on every fucking thing but school

    • @xoxokennya
      @xoxokennya 3 года назад +1

      @@ackerwoman16 how do they expect to get into these grand schools but the do zero school work :/

    • @ackerwoman16
      @ackerwoman16 3 года назад +4

      @@xoxokennya MONEY BABY CHA CHING CHA CHING
      Edit: omg it sounds so cringy 😭😭

    • @xoxokennya
      @xoxokennya 3 года назад

      @@ackerwoman16 i felt the second hand

  • @soniatheawesomedancer2857
    @soniatheawesomedancer2857 5 лет назад +218

    Veronica: hi daddy
    Archie: hey baby
    Hiram: I think she was talking to me
    Archie: oh shit
    And that is what season three should have really been about

  • @hahano132
    @hahano132 5 лет назад +28

    *Hiram Lodge Walks In*
    Veronica: Daddy?
    Kevin: DaDdY?

  • @quagmire5643
    @quagmire5643 5 лет назад +30

    "u mean daddy to daddy"
    I'm dieing xD

  • @imbrettr3307
    @imbrettr3307 5 лет назад +45

    Why is the lighting in this show so dark lmao

  • @synth_dahl4438
    @synth_dahl4438 5 лет назад +25

    Veronica says Daddy like that because of one or two reasons: 1. she usually calls her father by his first name and ever since he didn't get her that pony for her birthday she calls him Daddy to annoy him, or 2. That's actually her porn replacement father while her real dad is away. Either way it sounds incredibly forced and unnatural

  • @michelleb9884
    @michelleb9884 5 лет назад +22

    “You mean daddy to daddy?” IM SCREAMING

  • @samanthajauregui8055
    @samanthajauregui8055 5 лет назад +128

    “MiJa”

    • @honeyrajvir1676
      @honeyrajvir1676 4 года назад

      What does that actually mean?

    • @samanthajauregui8055
      @samanthajauregui8055 4 года назад +6

      Honey Rajvir its an endearing term for your daughter. but i think its dumb that they’re trying SOO hard to make veronica hispanic when saying “mija” is the most hispanic part of her and her family’s characters

    • @abril6567
      @abril6567 3 года назад

      mija = mi hija.
      my daughter.

  • @ameliekim7680
    @ameliekim7680 4 года назад +13

    „I wanna geht my hands dirty, dAddY“
    Me: Oh boy, here we go again...

  • @superhotgirlxoxo9590
    @superhotgirlxoxo9590 4 года назад +14

    Honestly I would be quacking so bad if Veronica actually called her dad
    'Papi'

  • @SabrinaStJohn-mo6sj
    @SabrinaStJohn-mo6sj 4 года назад +4

    You mean “daddy to daddy” I ACTULLY LOST IT I WAS LAUGHING SO FRICKIN HARD 😂

  • @makaylagray2553
    @makaylagray2553 3 года назад +13

    Honestly at this point I don't want the Riverdale writers to change the way the writing is these videos are too funny lol

  • @kurootsuki3326
    @kurootsuki3326 5 лет назад +65

    quality content

  • @bethanyleach7958
    @bethanyleach7958 5 лет назад +17

    0:21 I feel like Casey aka Kevin was trying not to laugh
    Oh and also. Sooooo disrespectful

  • @jeannettenunez3537
    @jeannettenunez3537 5 лет назад +5

    “You mean daddy to daddy” I can’t. 😂

  • @emmascholtz4427
    @emmascholtz4427 3 года назад +2

    "The King". I can't 😂

  • @ninainejwylanbrekker
    @ninainejwylanbrekker 5 лет назад +36

    As a teenager, I can confirm that nobody calls their Dad "Daddy" at that age smh 🤦

    • @user-hb4zz4gh5e
      @user-hb4zz4gh5e 3 года назад +21

      Um.... actually, many do. It’s just that her tone of voice makes it cringe

    • @Melmeltheclown
      @Melmeltheclown 3 года назад +2

      As a fellow teenager yes. People do

    • @angelesduran3059
      @angelesduran3059 2 года назад

      Rich people do

    • @jehanndaligcon2741
      @jehanndaligcon2741 2 года назад

      Uhm i dont know if that is really accurate but both of my cousins that are 19 and 22 calls their dad "daddy" tho

  • @annawunderlich4896
    @annawunderlich4896 4 года назад +6

    I turned my brightness down because of my battery and then i remembered i‘m about to watch a riverfail video

  • @sucons4254
    @sucons4254 5 лет назад +4

    “You mean daddy to daddy”
    Oh god XD

  • @pabloaulestia6310
    @pabloaulestia6310 5 лет назад +23

    I haven’t watch the show, why does the mom always looks drunk

    • @gremlyn1658
      @gremlyn1658 4 года назад +5

      Because she's on the show.

    • @emilybraun4312
      @emilybraun4312 3 года назад +2

      If I was on this show I’d be drunk in every scene too

  • @bobwilton7553
    @bobwilton7553 4 года назад +3

    The daddy to daddy got me lmao

  • @stephs8939
    @stephs8939 5 лет назад +4

    Omg the daddy to daddy one had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Its_Me_Ashi_
    @Its_Me_Ashi_ 4 года назад +2

    "What man to man talk
    You mean daddy to daddy"
    🤣🤣🤣lol

  • @rafailaanastasiou3576
    @rafailaanastasiou3576 5 лет назад +22

    0:45 AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @TK_Trickster
    @TK_Trickster 5 лет назад +17

    *DADDYKINS*

  • @makayla1599
    @makayla1599 5 лет назад +8

    0:28 I CRINGED SO HARD ASDFGHJK

  • @ihdaliasolis5781
    @ihdaliasolis5781 3 года назад +2

    we should count how many times veronica disowns herself-
    i swear i’ve heard “i’m not ur daughter anymore” every season

  • @kdawg8652
    @kdawg8652 3 года назад +2

    I'm just gonna mention the moment in season 1 where Valarie offers Archie a vip lesson thing to a rich dude and she said "since Ms. Grundy canceled your tutoring" and Roni mumbles "understatement of the year"

  • @starfire588
    @starfire588 5 лет назад +5

    *looks cute
    *looks cute
    "i've been thinking-
    " Oh bOy
    😂

  • @viii3995
    @viii3995 4 года назад +2

    The way DADDY pops up in serious scenes 😂😂😂

  • @gracesoflcvetuts9501
    @gracesoflcvetuts9501 5 лет назад +5

    0:20 me when my crush walks in the room

  • @audreymikaelson4973
    @audreymikaelson4973 Год назад +3

    00:00 - 00:14: ICONIC ✨ This reminds me of an episode in S2 when the identity of the Sugarman is revealed. Slowly and dramatically the camera pans its way towards the individual. It also helps that Mark Consuelos is the actor (whom I adore), so I suppose that does make me a bit biased.
    00:15 - 00:22: Fucking HILARIOUS. It was the appropriate (yet, still somehow cringy) reaction and truthfully, I’m surprised it didn’t elicit more of a giggle out of people.
    00:23 - 00:45: Hermione was a drunken badass in this scene and nothing will change my stance on that. Veronica needed to be put in her place. I heavily dislike Veronica, if you couldn’t tell by my previous statement. If you don’t understand why, you clearly have not been paying much attention to the entitlement of her character. One of the most irritating “Riverdale” teens. Cheryl Blossom received character development which is why she does not bother me NEARLY as much. In fact, she is one of my favourites by the end of S2.
    00:46 - 1:03: Veronica pisses me the fuck off. The way that she looks so smug and proud of herself… someone needs to wipe that smirk off her damn face. I bet she didn’t even stop to think about WHY her mother was so hellbent on keeping her away from it all and her father only embraced it. Egotistical dumbass.
    1:04 - 1:19: I have… nothing. That scene was corny as hell. “Our
    GOOD,
    OBEDIENT,
    LITTLE,
    GIRL.”
    Sooo dramatised for absolutely zero reason.
    1:20 - 1:37: This clip in particular is so ridiculous to me because of the back-and-forth Veronica does with her parents. One episode, she’s all “I just want to be a family- but I DON’T want to be a part of the shady dealings”. The next, she whines “You never let me get involved! I wanna be a part of the action… be in the room where it happens…” and finally, two episodes later, “I never wanted any of this. YOU let him back into our lives, Mom. YOU and ONLY YOU condoned this, I held no part in enabling it WHATSOEVER”. The order of that continues to change throughout the entire show. It’s baffling how wishy-washy she is playing the fucking Devil’s Advocate with a goddamn mafia boss and then having the audacity to pin most of the blame back onto Hermione. As she once quoted herself, Hiram will not dare pluck a hair from Veronica’s head. Hermione is in real danger. She continues to accuse her openly knowing full well of what her father is capable of. It’s a fucking slap in the face to Josie, Ethel, and the remaining students that she tried to be all “girls supporting girls” with when all it took was beloved 🫶Daddykins🫶 furrowing his brow and she came running back.
    1:38 - 1:47: Literally what in the fuck… your bloodied boyfriend is being dragged into a fight pit and you just HAVE to make a remark on his abs? I swear to God, I am a feminist (for ALL women) and try my goddamn hardest to not use these words when referring to women (or anyone for that matter, but women especially) but she is slutty. It’s disgusting how disgruntled he appears with blood covering his body and she can’t withhold commenting on the sexiness of his stomach muscles? Are you fucking kidding me? I’m no fan of Archie but that was shallow as HELL. My first reaction would’ve been “holy shit, that’s Archie. Is he okay? What happened to him?” NOT “that’s totally Archie. I recognize those abs anywhere. I can’t wait to trace them with my witchy fingernails once I rescue his fine ass”.
    1:48 - 1:56: “Can’t they ever just, like, have a conversation?” - Jughead Jones, 2018. I’m also quite disturbed by the fact that Veronica seems to take advantage of Archie when he’s in very vulnerable states of mind. Another example being when Fred was shot. His father’s blood was circling the drain and she had to have him right then and there. It would’ve been such a wholesome scene if she had gotten in the shower and just HELD HIM. Closeness? Check. Intimacy? Check. Implied nudity? Check. Comforting girlfriend = comforted boyfriend? Check. It would’ve crossed off all of the boxes but the writers HAD to make it sexual. Don’t know if I wanna hate Veronica or how they chose to portray her. Perhaps both. Seems very rapey that Archie is so vulnerable and sensitive (with what his own 🫶daddykins🫶 hanging onto life by a thread) and she inserts herself and turns it into sex. Or rather, she inserts him. Either way, it’s gross and the CONSENT is extremely half-assed. I’d go as far as to call it dubious consent because nothing about that scene sits right with me, but because we’re “the viewers” we can’t really assume we know anything.
    Thank you to whoever read all of this through (I tried to change it up a bit and resist my closing sentence being “welcome to my Ted Talk” so I hope this is okay) and IF you did get through of that… please go to sleep. I wrote this at 4:47 AM and it’s likely that if someone decides to read through this it’s nowhere near “productive hours”. So sleep well! Goodnight!

  • @valediez807
    @valediez807 5 лет назад +20

    Also they can’t pronounce mija 🙄 they say like miga or something

  • @Darth_Bateman
    @Darth_Bateman 3 года назад +4

    How did you NOT include : "All I need to do business are my fists and a gun." DUDE WAS THE FUCKING MAYOR. LMFAO.

  • @WellOkayThen-ex7lb
    @WellOkayThen-ex7lb 3 года назад +1

    ARCHIE be so done with her😂😂😂

  • @Geraldpuppyshell
    @Geraldpuppyshell 4 года назад

    This is one of my favorite riverdale compilations on the Internet

  • @lulusexchangeyear7158
    @lulusexchangeyear7158 5 лет назад +3

    Literally no one :
    Veronica : i WaNnA gEt My HaNdS dIrTy, DaDdY

  • @rayvoni9978
    @rayvoni9978 5 лет назад +2

    It’s 2am and I just howled at “do you mean dAdDy tO dAdDy”

  • @xxmira.1738
    @xxmira.1738 5 лет назад +5

    0:20
    No one:
    I’m serious not a single soul:
    Not even Jesus himself:
    Veronica: *dAddY*

  • @frausies8386
    @frausies8386 5 лет назад +1

    ‘You mean daddy to daddy’ BAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

  • @greta5238
    @greta5238 4 года назад +3

    The fact that Veronica calls Him
    DaDdY

  • @andrewthompson9330
    @andrewthompson9330 4 года назад +2

    Veronica: YOU DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER ANYMORE Also Veronica literally next episode: DAAAAAADDDDDDYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @yeaidk1432
    @yeaidk1432 5 лет назад +2

    “You mean daddy to daddy”
    I CANT- AHAJAHAHJS

  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 4 года назад +1

    I'm thinking the Lodges were originally the Lopezes. They changed it so they could appear Anglo.
    And there are Hispanics named Hiram. One was Hiram Bithorn, the first Puerto Rican-born player in major league baseball.

  • @kreldr
    @kreldr 3 года назад +1

    “You don’t have a daughter anymore” Hermosa: 🥲🔫

  • @rolol
    @rolol 3 года назад +1

    I CANT WITH THESE AHAHA

  • @mayal5775
    @mayal5775 5 лет назад +3

    I only watched some of the first season, but I found it odd that Hermione needed to get a job at a diner when she was still living lavishly... pretty sure if she sold some of her jewellery or asked Veronica to sell some of her bags, she could’ve made what she made at that diner is she was there for a year... makes no sense

  • @pneuma1387
    @pneuma1387 5 лет назад +2

    “you mean daddy to daddy”

  • @idiotsponges7987
    @idiotsponges7987 4 года назад +3

    I feel like the writers have a DDLG fetish

  • @cecyconcdecoco3818
    @cecyconcdecoco3818 4 года назад +1

    Kevin when he said daddy😂

  • @grayskyluna5732
    @grayskyluna5732 5 лет назад +2

    "daddy to daddy" I'M--

  • @ceceee8657
    @ceceee8657 4 года назад +1

    Lmao Betty and Kevin saying daddy too
    😭

  • @babayaga1203
    @babayaga1203 4 года назад

    LMAO THE KISS THE KISS I'M DEAD

  • @uzrel2002
    @uzrel2002 2 года назад

    LMFAO 1:18
    " HARRY CUMMINS" THIS MADE THE SCENE 10000000 TIMES BETTER HAHAHAHA

  • @hannahstarinieri1351
    @hannahstarinieri1351 4 года назад +1

    I’ve been thinking
    OH bOy

  • @rumpletrumple
    @rumpletrumple 4 года назад

    THE "daddy to daddy" PART MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK I-

  • @ranahendy6398
    @ranahendy6398 4 года назад +1

    The way she says daddy is just hilarious lol

  • @ekbamusic
    @ekbamusic 5 лет назад

    well that's a relief i LAUGHED

  • @avam3740
    @avam3740 4 года назад

    Cheryl and her entire family: nervous laughter

  • @desislavapalikova4383
    @desislavapalikova4383 3 года назад +1

    0:35 seriously, she's always drinking wine. Always.

  • @SparklyZee
    @SparklyZee 5 лет назад +1

    1:04
    *alexa play killing me by ikon*

  • @kimyeontansfavunclexoxo
    @kimyeontansfavunclexoxo 4 года назад +1

    Every time Veronica says Daddy my mind instantly plays the Vine Video when the said Daddy to his sister 😂

  • @amyx.2626
    @amyx.2626 4 года назад +1

    Hiram : Mija
    Captions: me huh
    😂😂😂

  • @vegadarcyye2242
    @vegadarcyye2242 5 лет назад +3

    It should be titled Hiram and Hermione Lodge bullying Veronica

  • @emi-dh6df
    @emi-dh6df 4 года назад +1

    no one:
    hirum: mIhAH !

  • @reuben8912
    @reuben8912 3 года назад

    I died at "Daddy to Daddy chat"

  • @chelsienicolee
    @chelsienicolee 4 года назад +1

    “You mean daddy to daddy?’ LMAO😂

  • @augustwilson9633
    @augustwilson9633 5 лет назад +2

    "Daddy to daddy?"
    I-

  • @a.m7615
    @a.m7615 5 лет назад

    0:27 I CHOKED LMFAOOOO

  • @raine3736
    @raine3736 5 лет назад +1

    "daddy"
    "mee-HA"
    i h a t e i t

  • @Ace-jw1lt
    @Ace-jw1lt 5 лет назад +2

    0:26 LMFAO

  • @mia-cb1su
    @mia-cb1su 5 лет назад

    WELL THATS A RELIEF SKSJKSKS

  • @JustXB2
    @JustXB2 4 года назад +3

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Veronica: *Daddy*