Indra Xicol meets Calvino(Peter DeLuise) and Astrid(Anne Marie Loder-DeLuise), Astrid versus Calvino

Captain Dylan Hunt, Indra Xicol(Emily Holmes), Calvino(Peter DeLuise), Roddick(John Burnside) and Astrid(Anne Marie Loder-DeLuise)
S4.E18: Trusting the Gordian Maze
"Our vanguard is point of the lance.
Then came design and crimson flame.
There, they still wait somehow."
Disciples of Qhatch
CY 0417
Captain Hunt: We're going the right way now.
Indra Xicol: Careful.
Captain Hunt: Er, ladies before gentlemen?
Captain Hunt: I didn't expect this.
Indra Xicol: I find that hard to believe, but I'm sure you have a way out.
Captain Hunt: Every man should have one.
Indra Xicol: Okay, Captain, let's see what these long legs of yours can do.
Captain Hunt: I believe that was my line.
Captain Hunt: That was a nice landing.
Indra Xicol: Hmm, so you trust me now?
Captain Hunt: We have to keep working on it.
Indra Xicol: Maybe later.
Captain Hunt: I told you this place was different.
Indra Xicol: Round and round we go.
Captain Hunt: Where it ends, nobody knows.
Indra Xicol: You do. Look familiar?
Captain Hunt: I'm thinking yes. Prepare yourself.
Calvino: Ha ha ha ha ha! Yes! I feel much better. Thank you, Roddick.
Roddick: Lady Astrid still does love you.
Calvino: She does not!
Captain Hunt: Calvino.
Calvino: Dylan! Of all the star drunk, vacuum breathing space pirates. Always the fine eye for women.
Indra Xicol: I chose him, actually.
Captain Hunt: Calvino, this is Indra Xicol.
Calvino: Indra Xicol. The obscure, rumored to exist, but all the universe unsure.
Calvino: Why keep that face hidden from history?
Indra Xicol: I'm shy, I guess.
Calvino: No. All women are vain, impudent strumpets! Plate!
Captain Hunt: Calvino, the map. I've come for it.
Calvino: My friend, if only I had it.
Indra Xicol: You don't?
Roddick: His wife has the map, sir.
Calvino: Wife. What wife? I have no wife. That faithless hag? That lying daughter of chaos? That pion spewing accretion of interstellar gas? More plates!
Calvino: Oh! Truly, the legend herself. This is Indra Xicol. Could be no other.
Captain Hunt: It would seem so.
Indra Xicol: The map, Dylan.
Captain Hunt: Right. Just give me a minute. Okay, Calvino.
Captain Hunt: He doesn't look well.
Calvino: Digesting. He'll be all right.
Captain Hunt: About the map?
Calvino: Love, Dylan. I die for it. There is no love in this universe.
Captain Hunt: Of course there is.
Calvino: Uh huh.
Indra Xicol: The universe is full of love, Calvino. It's everywhere.
Astrid: Where is he? Ah! There you are, you pompous, arrogant black hole! You call yourself a man? Let me tell you. Dylan, you're here. Thank god. Whatever he's telling you, it's a lie.
Captain Hunt: Yeah, well, it's nice to see you, too, Astrid.
Astrid: I hope you've come to kill him. I don't trust you as far as I can throw you.
Calvino: Well, let's find out how far that is.
Indra Xicol: This is getting us no closer to finding the map, Dylan.
Astrid: Who the hell is this?
Indra Xicol: I'm Indra Xicol. I'm a friend of Dylan's.
Astrid: A friend of Dylan's? You are not Indra Xicol, and you are not a friend of Dylan's.
Captain Hunt: Well, she's both, Astrid.
Astrid: No, she's not. You're not a friend of Dylan's, and you're not Indra Xicol.
Calvino: Not only losing her hair, but her mind.
Astrid: Your suffering's just started, mush-mouth.
Calvino: Ow!
Astrid: Be careful. She's not who she says.
Indra Xicol: Astrid, about the map?
Calvino: God, I love that woman.
Captain Hunt: I really, really want that map.
Calvino: Yes, yes. It's left, left, and then the first hard right.
Indra Xicol: It sounds simple.
Calvino: Take this. Ha ha ha ha. Be eloquent. If she accepts, puts the pieces together, it means, it means she wants me back.
Indra Xicol: Well, if she's as sensible as you are, Calvino, we shouldn't have any problems.
Captain Hunt: Thank you. Oh, there will be problems.
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