i got my little brother into genshin and now all he watches is zyox. he talks like you. he plays like you. he quotes xiangling on a daily basis. he copes over artifacts like you. it’s all he does. he makes fun of my builds. hes an even tinier zyox and it’s terrible. thank you for the content
I mean it's 2pc 2pc and you'll get that kind of piece if play long enough. And that guy definitely AR 60 if he ascends his AR but he just dont. It is indeed good build tho
7:39 To put things into perspective, Wanderer's banners coincide with the 2 donuts. Imagine the number of times that he lost to those weaposn trying to get R5.
Now if we can get some actual content where these builds mean something. Most of my characters have around 80% of the power shown here and they could get 36* with one eye closed.
Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, baby Did your granny say listen to your heart Be who you are on the inside I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied I'd rather be Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec Don't you know Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters (beginners) Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinners I just love free food (free food) And you look like seafood (seafood) Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his look You little semi-demi-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook (get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't, I'm too Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough Maui man, you could try, try, try But you can't expect a demi-god To beat a decapod (look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of these humans Who made you feel wanted You tried to be tough But your armour's just not hard enough Maui Now it's time to kick your Hiney Ever seen someone so Shiny Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie mon ami I'm so Shiny Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as shiny You wish you were nice and Shiny
to any alhaitham f2p's just use r5 harbinger. It vastly out performs iron sting and is even competitive with 5 star options like jade cutter. If you're worried about the passive xingqiu and kuki will help keep you healthy. Iron sting is something like a 15 - 20% dps loss compared to HoD. Hope this helps.
You asked why the the catch is in quotation, probably because we get it from catching fishes. GI is such a smart game sometimes, they named "The Catch" well
@@SJH_21 your stats are insane, i've farmed gilded dreams (cursed domain) for almost a year but i was only able to reach 64/243, 419 em couldn't even get a dendro goblet
@@quehermosa I spent around 10 months in that domain... I feel your pain. They should add more artefacts in the strong box, like when we're going to a new region all artefacts from the previous region
@@SJH_21 i heard it'll be added in 5.x which would nice i really can't focus on one domain anymore because i also need to build other characters like raiden, kazuha, and esp arlecchino that i all got recently
Hello @Zy0x, will you start making videos on Solo leveling:arise? Cuz i usually love your videos and guides and your editor is my favorite.... Would love to see your guides on that game
I started spending so much at the beginning of the game but as the game became stale I just spent for welkins. There is no real reason to pull for a character anymore if you can clear everything at breeze with what you have
I got a CRACKED INSANE flower but it was the wrong set, so either I had to use a copium flower so I can have the 4pc set bonus or just not use it. I chose the copium flower
Truly a video 6 months in the making
who are you
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hi king!
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Caught in 360p
Me and Nico Taylor are about to bust some....
jake…
Caught in 1080p
i got my little brother into genshin and now all he watches is zyox. he talks like you. he plays like you. he quotes xiangling on a daily basis. he copes over artifacts like you. it’s all he does. he makes fun of my builds. hes an even tinier zyox and it’s terrible. thank you for the content
That's so sweet! What an adorable and funny sibling! 🥺😆🖤🖤
That's so terrible! What a disappointing and shameful sibling! 😢😡💔💔
THE REPLIES.
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Lil bro this was a million years ago
3:08 that Xiao made a binding vow to never ascend to lv 90 in exchange for that artifacts because holy shit 😂
I mean it's 2pc 2pc and you'll get that kind of piece if play long enough.
And that guy definitely AR 60 if he ascends his AR but he just dont. It is indeed good build tho
Sukuna 🤝 xiao
Both handicapping themselves for a greater cause
Holy aboba, this dude stalled so hard the video uploaded months later
13:03 this is why you don't equip artifacts while half asleep lmao
thank you for reviewing my neuvillette! :D
this guidemaker is so talented he even went back in time just to post this
17:26 holy shit he included my AL Hitham
your al hitham is crazy cracked
@@Qaiserfai cracked up
crazy ass al hitham 😭
bro your al hitham is goated
Crazy ass hitham
7:39 To put things into perspective, Wanderer's banners coincide with the 2 donuts. Imagine the number of times that he lost to those weaposn trying to get R5.
i got r1 baizhu’s donut during furina’s weapon banner and got two more copies trying to r5 tulaytullah lol
r3 green donut owner here lmao
how about u name 100 women instead?
He can tho
Jenny Yoimiya
@@Justy402 i’m only joking hehe
Feng and Kokomi (ez)
JENNY YOIMIYA 🗣🔥🗣🔥
DUALITY
CAUGHT
Jenny y om el
ta
ABOBA
16:56
The total whiplash of going from a 40 CD to 3 CR piece is crazy
Zy0x actually "traveled" through 100 different accounts with countless different ways of expressing emotions
Zy0x has now become the traveller.
He may travel to the grenshin world and seggs with xiao now.
A patch lasts 42 days and this review was done in 4.2 and now we are half way through 4.6 this video was recorded ATLEAST 5 months ago holy aboba
That Yae healer was nuts ☠️
i nutted
23:20 Dish would be crying tears of joy at this kaeya build XDDD
It's always cool to watch account review contents as an F2P it really amazes me to see C6 R5 chars or jst a C0 with sig weapon and damn good builds.
Now if we can get some actual content where these builds mean something. Most of my characters have around 80% of the power shown here and they could get 36* with one eye closed.
18:46
Casually skips over a 50cv feather.
0:15 I'm not even here baby I'm a hallucination
He really turned to a baron bunny
My favorite part was when zy0x said "I am baron bunny" and baron bunnied all over the accounts
Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby
Did your granny say listen to your heart
Be who you are on the inside
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied
I'd rather be
Shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
Shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec
Don't you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters (beginners)
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners
I just love free food (free food)
And you look like seafood (seafood)
Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook (get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of art
I'll never hide, I can't, I'm too
Shiny
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff, my stuff is so
Shiny
Send your armies but they'll never be enough
My shell's too tough
Maui man, you could try, try, try
But you can't expect a demi-god
To beat a decapod (look it up)
You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart
Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these humans
Who made you feel wanted
You tried to be tough
But your armour's just not hard enough
Maui
Now it's time to kick your
Hiney
Ever seen someone so
Shiny
Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie mon ami
I'm so
Shiny
Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea
Just for me
You'll never be quite as shiny
You wish you were nice and
Shiny
Best comment ever
Babe wake up new copypasta just dropped
why hello schaffrillas
stalling another review video for 3 years ICANT
to any alhaitham f2p's just use r5 harbinger. It vastly out performs iron sting and is even competitive with 5 star options like jade cutter. If you're worried about the passive xingqiu and kuki will help keep you healthy. Iron sting is something like a 15 - 20% dps loss compared to HoD. Hope this helps.
Yup. The only non-5* option that comes close is Wolf-Fang if they really want to have a 4* on him.
true the base atk doesn't matter and the cv is insane
Use r5 harbinger even if I'm not bringing a shielder like zhongli? Only kuki is the healer
@@craniaxx_ Kuki's healing is often times enough to keep the passive. It also scales on EM, and pretty well too.
i have been farming vermillion for past 3 weeks and still hasnt gotten a single piece i cannot even understand mr zy0x pain all those 2 years
The zy0x curse envelopes all.
9:52 that Xiao has R4 lmaoo
Bro's clearing his backlog videos now. Imagine we get the elden ring stream now
You asked why the the catch is in quotation, probably because we get it from catching fishes. GI is such a smart game sometimes, they named "The Catch" well
Funny how if its one the OG sets you just know its gonna be crazy 😂
My favorite part was when zy0x oiled up and danced to Yoimiya’s theme
scara mentioned in thumbnail 😍😍
I got amgolden troupe sands with ER ATK CDMG AND CRITRATE AND IT ONLY ROLLED INTO ATTACK. THE ONE SUBSTAT THAT IS USELESS ON FURINA
"Constellation i have none, cause i enjoy having money in my bank account."
where did that guy go🗣️🗣️🗣️
Zy0x really puts his whole effort inside us 🥰
17:37 i will not stop till i beat your alhaitham whoever you are
That's my AL Hitham
@@SJH_21 your stats are insane, i've farmed gilded dreams (cursed domain) for almost a year but i was only able to reach 64/243, 419 em couldn't even get a dendro goblet
@@quehermosa I spent around 10 months in that domain... I feel your pain. They should add more artefacts in the strong box, like when we're going to a new region all artefacts from the previous region
@@SJH_21 i heard it'll be added in 5.x which would nice i really can't focus on one domain anymore because i also need to build other characters like raiden, kazuha, and esp arlecchino that i all got recently
Can you imagine farming for artifacts at AR 45 like that's actually insane
I love how when people see a Keqing built, they assume automatically that the player is on an aggravate build lmao 😂
As if electro charged isn’t just as good
17% crit rate artifact is disgusting
Lol, I've been watching zyox vids for months now and only noticing today that I'm not subscribed XD
Big F being a zy0x mod and a Klee main like damn, pick a battle. They are personally victimized by zy0x every stream 😂
The only people who catch more strays from Mr. Socks are cyno and yoimiya mains.
This Deyha might do as much as Guoba 💀
Yay editing is so awesome !!!
The c6 scara makes my c1 f2p scara scared
that today scared the shit out of me
the best part about strimmer is how much he loves the game
22:08 this is 51.3 CV.
surely this wasn’t recorded 5 months ago and uploaded just now
Hello @Zy0x, will you start making videos on Solo leveling:arise? Cuz i usually love your videos and guides and your editor is my favorite.... Would love to see your guides on that game
Is that Battle Cats and Nikke music I hear? Based
BRO 12:50 IM DYING
6:09 HOW!? This means each CD roll had to have been 8.7 (8.7x5=43.5) and ive never even had a 7.9 CD roll... Genshin has favorites......
u forgot to factor in the cd u already have when u obtain the artifact so the possible crit roll is 6
As an european Zy0x enjoyer I'm offended by the lack of EU account review.
Unaccettable.
Next time how about reviewing 100 blade of grass instead?
19:29 Kiara does pretty good on reaction teams. She’s a bit of a slow attacker but she seems to do pretty good with Burgeon and hyperbloom.
Bro, a Alhaitham with those gilded pieces would be so much better
Zyox please do c1 dehya guide since she is different than c0, there isn’t anyone who made a guide about it
I remember seeing some of these clips on the daily zy0x channel 😂
Definitely the most ta video of all time
now imagine if he posted cursed abyss clears
"Life can get hard, but can u" Best motivation quote😂😂
best zy0x video, worth the wait
I played and love both Horizon games, yet I don't really care about Aloy in Genshin 😂
one day we will get a video that isn't from 1201 B.C. (my fav yapper btw)
I’ve been seeing Zy0x see a scrumptious circlet and turn into Baron Bunny for what feels like a year now
15:47 circlet piece was nasty
9:35 😆the weapon
10:43 Sometimes bosses are stingy for dropping billets.
15:46 41% Crit Damage circlet
being a new zyox viewer is getting reminded to turn down my volume before I click
~ "live can get hard, can you?" end of the quote
Such a Passionate streamer!
6:09 ACTUALLY THUNBNAIL WORTHY
Anyone know the song in the background at 16:54? Sounds very chill and relaxing but I don't know where it's from
new zyox video we all cheered
bro i already saw it somewhere before
I started spending so much at the beginning of the game but as the game became stale I just spent for welkins. There is no real reason to pull for a character anymore if you can clear everything at breeze with what you have
22:44 omg im in the video
ABOBA🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Odd that none of the accounts have any characters that came out after Furina...
Its an old video probably
I thought 2y0x is your only channel.
Apparently you have a 2nd channel.
Truly a Zy0x stall of all time
"Do F2P pull for Aqua Simulacra?"
Me: "... Yes." F2P, C2 Yelan, R1 Aqua.
SQam , new editor?
“This deya might do as much as guoba” 😂😂😂
the guy was trying to make lore accurate aloy at the start
no way thats the first Alhaitham and the dude says it puts everyone elses Alhaitham to shame
Bro been saving this for the content drought... oh.
HMMM, editor used a lot of NIKKE ost in this video. Is this a hint, a sign, a foretelling that Zy0x (Nick) will actually try NIKKE?
The way you say sorry makes you sound Canadian😭 Are you Canadian???
Tell the editor that he's goated for using The Battle Cats soundtrack in your vids
Eyyyyy
Who's this guy no way this is the same guy that make those professional guides
"Life can be hard, can you" Lmaooo
I feel like ive seen these 3 years ago on stream
I'm an Eu viewer and I've never felt more violated in the first 30 seconds of any other videos before.
YESSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY A AN ACCOUNT REACTION VID
Bro actually leaved a kys on a youtube video, a really courageous move mr editor
still cant believe lil bro let main channel viewers see the real him 2:58 no more mr calm guide maker super calm guy
this video is my favorite video of all time.
genshin players are the fastest decimal x2 multipliers on this dirt
7:29 HELP LMAOO
Sanest zyox video😂
fricc u editor for not including my full furina review majj
I got a CRACKED INSANE flower but it was the wrong set, so either I had to use a copium flower so I can have the 4pc set bonus or just not use it. I chose the copium flower