"Don't ever do this again." I promise not to, in the dead of night, use a series of elaborate tarps and 14 tankards to steal 42,376 gallons of apple juice. I promise to not do that exact thing.
“There’s an alternate timeline where YOU took all the ketchup so I might as well take all the Apple juice MUHAHA!!!!” If I recall there was one where you were a ketchup thief and I couldn’t resist connecting the two.
Tastiest apple juice I have had. Was in a plastic bottle shaped like an apple and when you bit the bottle. It sounded like you were biting into an apple. That was god damn amazing from the juice to the bottle.
As an apple juice enjoyer, I would absolutely do this. Apple juice is top tier and nothing else comes close. I am VERY biased. On a different note, hope you're doing well! Enjoy lots of apple juice. This is a threat.
“It’s my number” I’ll see you at seven. I hope you’re ready to have your heart stolen in place of the apple juice. Adorable and hilarious audio Mindful! Hope you have a lovely day, stay safe and well-rested! Hero Mindful is a nice change from the usual villainy! This was an adorable and absolutely hilarious audio that had me smiling and laughing from the start! Hope you’re doing well Mindful!
"Money Heist" who? bro we've got "Apple Heist" Amazing audio today, Mindful! I'm loving the more comedic audios as well as the normal ones. They've got different vibes, the stakes aren't always that high, which is often nice, considering that some other audios have a pretty tense situation. Keep up the amazing work, stay well, stay safe and have a great rest of your day!
Origin story: it all started when my mom would only buy the worse type of juice, the orange juice and she wouldn’t get anything else. I would see the other kids drinking Apple juice all the damn time, that’s when I decided “If I can’t have apple juice then no one can” AND NOW EVERYONE WILL DRINK ORANGE JUICE TILL THE END OF TIME MUHAHAHA
"And so, while no one was looking, the listener took forty gallons of apple juice. Forty gallons! That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible." drop a like if you get what i'm referencing
Man. This is evil. I mean really grim stuff about what criminals can do. I mean the fact that I could do such a thing shocks me to my very core. I would need a thesaurus to fully describe how evil this is. It’s… wicked. It’s… malicious. It’s… villainous.
@@LardballLuke no, you are under arrest for wrongful arrest as she did not say apple juice was better, just that it was top tier. Hands above your head sir
imma turn all this apple juice into orange juice. using this Convert the applejuice to orange juice INATOR, I will in a sense have done the most despicable thing known to man, and with none to stop my Scurvyless pirates, we will reign eternal.👁️👄 👁️
You think me stealing all the apple juice in town was villainous🍎? You haven't even learned of my ultimate master plan😈.... You see, if the residents of this town no longer have their precious apple juice, then they will have no choice but to appreciate the true greatest drink: GRAPE JUICE🍇!!! And once the townsfolk realize how superior grape juice is, then I will set my sights on the rest of the world, and the grape juice lovers shall *finally reign supreme* 👑 !!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!🤣🤣🤣
"I just bought the last apple juice at the store" is how I imagine the listener responding
And offerend iT to her ofc
The fact that it actually would be something i would do irl makes it 1000x funnier
(Apel jooce is life)
"All the evidence points towards you"
"How could you do something so villainous"
Me: "You're too late snake- wait, wrong villain"
Sounds like something dr. Heinz doofenschmerz would do
Wow... who knew that all you needed to get a date was to steal a ludicrous amount of apple juice?
You taught me a lot, Mindful!
"Don't ever do this again."
I promise not to, in the dead of night, use a series of elaborate tarps and 14 tankards to steal 42,376 gallons of apple juice. I promise to not do that exact thing.
“There’s an alternate timeline where YOU took all the ketchup so I might as well take all the Apple juice MUHAHA!!!!” If I recall there was one where you were a ketchup thief and I couldn’t resist connecting the two.
Yeah, for the ketchup monster :3
@@mindfulmessasmr im the ketchup monster NOW GUB ME MY KATSUP
@shinyspork1689, so you were the one who robbed all of my ketchup factories.
"how could you do something so villainous"
That's like saying "why are you breathing" to a mammal. CAUSE THEY CAN AND THEY WILL
Does every other type of animal not breathe?
Her:how could you do something so villainous
Me: I was thirsty
Apple juice won't sate your thirst...
What do you mean not that kind of thirst?
Have you seen the prices recently
Tastiest apple juice I have had. Was in a plastic bottle shaped like an apple and when you bit the bottle. It sounded like you were biting into an apple. That was god damn amazing from the juice to the bottle.
What?
@@Anthony_Ender there a plastic bottle shaped like an apple. You can bite the plastic and it sounds like you bit into an apple. Also tastes amazing
First Lex Luthor took 40 cakes when no one was looking, now this? Man there's some real monsters out there
and that’s as much as 4 tens. that’s horrible.
@@waterisgood3689 *that’s right, boomstick*
Aw...someone already made this joke?
You know, me and MindfulMess are on the Same page here. Whoever takes ALL of the Apple Juice is a Villain.
Same
You're under arrest Rudy! 🚔
It's like a whole reality that is rated PG
As an apple juice enjoyer, I would absolutely do this. Apple juice is top tier and nothing else comes close. I am VERY biased. On a different note, hope you're doing well! Enjoy lots of apple juice. This is a threat.
I hope you’re also doing well!!!
Me:”I may be villainous but I must have apple juice”
Doofenshmirtz level threat
“It’s my number” I’ll see you at seven. I hope you’re ready to have your heart stolen in place of the apple juice. Adorable and hilarious audio Mindful! Hope you have a lovely day, stay safe and well-rested!
Hero Mindful is a nice change from the usual villainy! This was an adorable and absolutely hilarious audio that had me smiling and laughing from the start! Hope you’re doing well Mindful!
Thank you, I hope you’re also doing well!!!
How to end up on the FBI's most wanted list? Steal all the apple juice!
“Ah yes”
“Apple Juice thievery”
“…”
“What a Goddam hero!”
“All those prevented migraines”
“Get this man his statue!”
“Now!”
"Money Heist" who?
bro we've got "Apple Heist"
Amazing audio today, Mindful! I'm loving the more comedic audios as well as the normal ones. They've got different vibes, the stakes aren't always that high, which is often nice, considering that some other audios have a pretty tense situation. Keep up the amazing work, stay well, stay safe and have a great rest of your day!
Thank you, you as well!!!
Girl it's literally in my job description. What did you expect?
I promised my henchmen apple juice. Had to make sure there was enough.
"I got the appy juice" *:3*
If stealing Apple juice is considered evil....
What would burning down every Apple tree in existence be?
Absolutely horrible, beyond chaotic
@@mindfulmessasmr As it should be.
I hope you are well Mindfulmess, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗
Thank you, you as well!!!
What absolute villany
Did you know? People say "Bless You", when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a mili-second.
Interesting :3
Origin story: it all started when my mom would only buy the worse type of juice, the orange juice and she wouldn’t get anything else. I would see the other kids drinking Apple juice all the damn time, that’s when I decided “If I can’t have apple juice then no one can” AND NOW EVERYONE WILL DRINK ORANGE JUICE TILL THE END OF TIME MUHAHAHA
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY APPY JUICE DAMMIT
"And so, while no one was looking, the listener took forty gallons of apple juice. Forty gallons! That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible."
drop a like if you get what i'm referencing
I don’t get it, dang x3
Man. This is evil. I mean really grim stuff about what criminals can do. I mean the fact that I could do such a thing shocks me to my very core. I would need a thesaurus to fully describe how evil this is. It’s… wicked. It’s… malicious. It’s… villainous.
Yes, and my good friend Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes to go with this apple juice. And that's terrific.
If you prefer apple juice over orange juice, then it is you that are the true villain for having illegally bad taste
Apple juice is top tier >:3
@@LardballLuke no, you are under arrest for wrongful arrest as she did not say apple juice was better, just that it was top tier. Hands above your head sir
I can't stop giggling evily.
In completely understand this scheme. Apple juice is the greatest drink of all time.
Wonderful audio 🍎
Thank you!!!
AHAHAHAHAA IT'S ALL MINE NOW
AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
Yes with all this apple juice all summon all space sheep then no one will have a good night night
imma turn all this apple juice into orange juice.
using this Convert the applejuice to orange juice INATOR, I will in a sense have done the most despicable thing known to man, and with none to stop my Scurvyless pirates, we will reign eternal.👁️👄 👁️
If Mindful was to respond, how would she feel if she stole all the apple juice in the world?
I’d feel bad that no one else could enjoy xD
@@mindfulmessasmr xD
Oooh, here it comes!
NO ONE SHALL HAVE THEIR APPLE JUICE ESPECIALLY THE KIDS AND THEIR AFTER SCHOOL SNACKS!!!!!!!!
Ay. I'd steal all the apple juice too.
I'll dump all the apple juice I stole into the ocean! No apple juice for anyone! 😈😈😈😈
Fork has a feeling MM likes apple juice
My goals are beyond your understanding.
Did anyone else do an evil laugh during the audio? I hope I’m not the only one!
I didn't during this audio, but I do an evil laugh sometimes with my friends and family because apparently I have a pretty good one!
@@scoobyhimself2467 I can relate to that. It’s a silly but fun experience!
Amazing audio!!!
Thank you!!!
I guess other juices felt neglected from domination of apple juice so we had to steal them. Personaly ma favorite is aloe vera juice.
I did it because I'm EVIL!
Spooky pancakes 🎃🥞
Have a nice day Mindful
Thank you, you as well!!
I now really want apple juice…
This video is perfect I love apple juice 😎
Apple juice is amazing :3
this is gonna be the first thing i do when i get superpowers
Oh no :0
@@mindfulmessasmr a necessary sacrifice for a date with the hero
Very nice!
Thanks!!
Cause I’m a villain!
The weird thing is that my character loves apple juice...
How could I 😭
Apple juice is good, but it hurts my stomach a lil so I don't drink it often...🌌
Damn, I wish I had some apple juice
I will give it back, I'm sorry.😔
Ma'am, I was thirsty as hell. And I bought it fair and square. Look through my receipts if you want.
I don't even know why I stole all this apple juice, I legitimately have an apple allergy
Big dawg, I got the juice for you.
Apple juice.
Is this the follow up of the one where she said we’re not a villain
Completely separate from that storyline. But you can headcanon it’s connected if you want to.
appble juce
Apple Juice 🧃
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOURE TOO LATE MESS, I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIEFIED! YOULL NEVER FIND ANOTHER DROP OF APPLE JUICE IN THIS CITY! NEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You think me stealing all the apple juice in town was villainous🍎? You haven't even learned of my ultimate master plan😈.... You see, if the residents of this town no longer have their precious apple juice, then they will have no choice but to appreciate the true greatest drink: GRAPE JUICE🍇!!! And once the townsfolk realize how superior grape juice is, then I will set my sights on the rest of the world, and the grape juice lovers shall *finally reign supreme* 👑 !!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Word girl villains be like
Ohhh I haven't seen that show in so long, but I know I loved it :3
Why did it have to be the apple juice out of all drinks?😭😂
🖤✨
Apple juice has too much sugar. I was just trying to improve public health.
❤️✨️
Share the apple juice!
GIMME DA APPLE JUICE
Why is there always a fan or two in the top comments who sounds like they are writing you a letter?
(It's kinda cute ^.^)
Role-play comments are fun. That’s probably the best explanation for some of the sillier comments.
They’re playing along with the audio :3 I’m glad everyone can enjoy themselves and feel comfortable in the comments (as long as it’s appropriate)!!
If M were to reply what would she say? Apple juice is soooooo good that's why I stole it
Apple juice is amazing and deserves more recognition xD
@@mindfulmessasmr Yes sir
This is hilarious, i saw i stole apple juice so i click, now its my turn: Apple Juice or Apple Cider? And do please tell me why 😏
Apple juice, because it tastes like happiness in the form of a beverage :3
Hello there 🍅
General Kenobi. 🍔
Heyo
You are a bold one...
Yes I stoled it and you aint getting no apple jucie
Like😊
Yayyyy!!!!!
Yo real quick I don't like apple juice I did this to hurt you.
You hunted me down because I stole apple juice? Don't you have better things to do or do you just like wasting your time like this?
I just wanted some juice bro it's not that big of a deal
I would take all apple juice so I can share with You ❤️