Are You Looking At My Box?
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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hahahaha cause that's the word for the other kind hahaha i get it now hahaha also nice legs man bet you squat a bunch! i'm probably gonna consider checking you out on Patreon, just like a few dozen other folks already have! www.patreon.com/mattcolbo (hey also, lots of new faces here, that is so beyond cool, thank you for thinking i'm worth your time :) )
Have you heard about Dissociative Identity Disorder (also known as Multiple Personality Disorder)?
@Dr. Winner Yes, I have, but that's none of your business, how could you assume that I have any disorders? Racist
@Dr. Winner I was just concerned about you and thought that you might need some medical attention
@Dr. Winner Oh yeah? You think you are the know it all Mr. Right? Stop manspainling things to me!
Ignore me. I’m just here for the show. Continue with your disagreement
Makes sense why he had to record this in the middle of the woods
Also makes sense why he’s the actor for both characters
What doesn't make sense is sunlight, a small continuity error. =p
Also makes sense why he used a tripod
Did you prefer in public? Or in a shared house? Lol
@@pabloata4708 Sunlight moves fast when making recordings
I’m guessing you also have cubic hairs?
oh Spencer you and your jokes
Cube pubes
That's so gross and sexy at the same time
@@appleslover N O
I lol'd
I really liked the part with the box
Very funny Ronald.
thank you Ronald, I am very proud of that part
Hey it’s that car guy I watch, occasionally talking to the box cock guy, who I also watch occasionally. Neat
@@_lak3rs_211 changing my bio to "box cock guy"
MattColbo I feel so honored, brings a tear to my eye. Thank you, sincerely, mr box cock guy
Isn’t reading a book next to a tree kinda like eating a burger in front of a cow?
Gotta show the trees who's boss around here
Yep i do that. Eating a steak at a farm in mountain resort. Im a modern caveman
Or like eating while shitting.
@@memo-fq3ps lmfao
Not until you said it }:
No don’t touch me there
this is my no no square
I like that one XD
Box*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My no no cube.
@@somedatussr4323 Cewebe*
Matt, did you have a stand-in or did you just talk to a tree? Asking the real question here.
1000% talking to a tree
@@MattColbo How did you even pull it off so smoothly?
ruclips.net/video/FSICOM0sru4/видео.html
@@MattColbo Have the trees ever talked back?
@@vintageyamahasquid You'd be better off not knowing.
DAMN HE BRICC
layers
@@MattColbo it’s like an onion
@@incompleteriver770 Shrek
bricc dicc
I love the Matt Colbo format of two strangers meeting in the woods and then totally failing to converse.
That’s how my conversations usually go
Just like Twilight
That is a big box you have there step bro
hahahahahaha i'm dying rn
What are you doing? s-step bro
@@JuliuSeizure dying
I-i guess I'm stuck in a washing machine, h-help me step-bro-
”Ah yes, it’s one or the other”
I feel like what happened here is that you put on the orange suit and then you realized you needed to find some way to disguise your crotch 😂
And behold history was made
My favorite line in this is "both my neighbors died of a medical emergency last week" It's so perfectly brushed over
Is that funny to you?
the cheeks
*_the cheeks_*
The cheeks
6 sided flat ass
The ButtOcKS
The chunks!
The wagon!
WHATS IN THE BOX
Do yo know this boxes with the handel and when you turn the handel it makes music until somthing jumps out....
Just bring a handel with you on the date... XD
Is there a carrot?
Some white solution of sorts ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
It puts the genitals in the box, or it gets the hose again
@FKN UNO Jack
you remind me of a dude i saw one time
me too!
This guy's been seen before too, maybe they're the same guy.
@@MattColbo a mirror?
Frankly he reminds me of Matthew McConaughey
MattColbo well yeah, your friend has one
Ah cool but have you mentioned the box under his skin?
hahahahaha scalpel pls
@@MattColbo Doctor we’re losing him, the box isn’t coming out
Absolutely a normal conversation, whenever I meet a new person.
This implies that either yourself or everyone you meet has this condition.
@@adammgolan no, we got different cubigons, man! Some of us got them trinises, others got them rhombuweiners.
That's a hell of a box my good man
i know thx
0:00 oh yes, just y'know, reading, while leaning against a tree in the woods, like a normal person
It’s even better that it’s nomral.
Idk, what gets me is the sigh at 0:07
@@sophielogic yeah haha best part
Agh, another weirdo in a orange suit
The fact that he didn't fall for the suit being his skin but he was completely on board with the shaftless box.
It's funny because my arse kinda looks like a cube shaped void. That's sooo weird right? Haha. Maybe we should.. see if they fit together? Lol nah nah jk....
_Unless?_
What a terrible day to have eyes.
@@deBrawnyo and a highly vivid imagination. I'm cursed.
Brawneyy
Lmaoooo
Really wish I was Jared, 19 right now
@@Jamie-kk5fq 🤣🤣🤣🤣this whole comment section is killin me
Tight editing. Glad to have discovered you 💖
thank you Harshada :)
Yeah, literally tight
Ok I'm out
This video is actually really well made. The dialogue is written more natural than 90% of Hollywood movies. It reminds me a lot of the Gallon Of PCP sketch by WKUK
Fr
I just got really high, opened up my RUclipss and this is the first thing that comes up. I'm crying 🤣🤣
Same
I would like to thank yt's recommended section for introducing me to this channel, pure gold!
Ah yes he must be a Shorthalt. Blessed with the Cube
Was looking for this :D
"one thing at a time" lmaoo
this had no business being as funny as it was
me when someone's looking at my box
Yo Matt. It’s ya boi.
hey your son tried to beat me up for kissing one of my bois wtf is up with that
“It’s not something an upstanding citizen would... would make a habit of...”
Nothing has been explained, yet, I've never felt so enlightened. Thanks dude!
He did such a good job portraying both people, I didn’t even realise they were both him until halfway through
This is so good that I have mixed feelings
Scanlan is that you?
THE CUBE!!!
Was just about to comment this!
We’ll always find each other
I feel like I'm witnessing a legend being born.
this has been my favorite sketch of his so far. the timing, the dialogue, and the turn around are just marvelous.
I love how we’re making it normal that there’s a guy reading a small book leaned up against a tree in the middle of nowhere
I'm so happy i live in the multiverse this absurd piece of comedy exists.
I would love part 2
Why did this sniff get me so bad 1:00 😂😂😂😂
how did this 4 minute video feel like 10?
i see you finally gave up your dignity for content.
i love it so much.
Just found this channel a couple hours ago and there's already a new vid posted, nice. Your skits are funny as hell, keep it up, man!
well holy heck what timing, thank you very much my friend :) glad you're here
The forrest made me expect the conversation to start with
"oh im sorry"
"Sorry fer wuut?"
I see you've discovered Sam Riegel
Scanlan has entered the chat
I like the fact that he apologizes after all that.
So Canadian
Rectangular prism, containing your jizm
a random guy reading a novel in the middle of the forest is totally an anime character
Nice sketch bro! you're clearly an expert when it comes to thinking outside the box...
This
The comedic timing is so perfect throughout!
Do you often just stand in the woods _reading_ ?
all the time
I 100% believed you were going to open with "Oh shit, I'm sorry"
“It’s one or the other”
“Yes! Yes, it’s one or the other”
I love that 😆
its so impressive that i went the whole vid not fully realising its u talking to yourself on diff takes. nice job dude, this stuffs real funny i like it a lot
that's very kind of you Ben, glad I could keep up the charade lol, thanks :)
So, I just started watching your videos today, clicked the bell and everything(got recommended the congestive heart failure vid) and I kid you not, I was just think your humour was what I would call "Out of the box Humour" and boom. You upload this, and my new descriptor for you was killed on the same day it was born.
This is the best channel ever! How on earth do you only have this many subs you deserve so many more! You're hilarious!
very kind of you Ryan, thank you :)
@@MattColbo no problem! Keep up the awesome content!
Heyy, nice box
this channel is about to blow up
Hey hey heyy
Hello
Henlo
Hallo
Moin
Hio
Grüezi
Whats going on here
Sky is blue
Roses are red
Ppl are saying hello
Thats it
BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
Literally recently found your channel, and so far I’m not disappointed.
Mostly because my mental health is just about as stable as yours probably
I loved the simple sorry at the end. Man your channel is smashing it in the sub department in the last week. Keep up the good work.
Your brain seems like an incredibly facinating place to be 😂 love it tho, keep it up making us laugh ❤️
i’m not sure there are many people around here with creativity like this anymore
Is it just me or does he really looks like Matthew McConaughey? He even talks like him.
@MattColbo no way you didn't pay this guy to say this
I was thinking the same thing. He looks and moves like him. Even his hair is like season 1 of true detective
This dudes from Newfoundland and mcconaughey is from Texas, they literally sound nothing alike.
@@CrippledCartwheel hahhahahahahahaha
this tickled my oblate spheroid
I am more interested in knowing why he is reading a book in the forest standing up than the box tbh
Weres all talking about the box but that has to be some MASTERFUL editing to get that conversation flowing so smoothly.
This dude is gonna be big. I can tell it
Pun intended?
The editing in this video blows me away.
in a good way? teehee
Anyone else think of Scanlan Shorthalt's "cube?"
Cube, glorious cube! You really should try it. If you’re in the mood, I won’t even hide it. I’ll pull down my trousers for any gal or dude oh cube! Glorious cube! Wonderful cube! Magical Cube!
Ah, yes! A Fellow Critter!
"What's in the box?"
"..."
"I said, what's in the BOOOO-" *starts shooting*
-You are looking at my box?
-No.
-Yes, you are.
-Ow, just a little peek.
-I saw ya, why are you looking at muh box fer?
-Ow...
-I'm just fucking with you.
Man just found your channel, I was sold almost immediately, you do very good stuff!
hey thanks Nolan :)
Just coming back to this video to say, congrats on gaining 30k subs in a week!
I really wanted to see the box
I have so many questions and no answers. I think I'd rather keep it that way actually.
It’s me. Your favourite subscriber
debatable GRAHAM
...I have no idea why I'm loving this
you had me at the end lmao
I ALWAYS forget about the ass cubes at the end and it ALWAYS absolutely floors me hahahahah XD
I've only just started this video and I already know that's it's gonna be hilarious 😌
This really makes me smile.
bro the forests make me miss canada so much
My god ! It's been now something like a week that I discovered your channel and I'm LOVING it !! Not one video that I dislike, it's simply genius. I still don't really know or understand how I end up on one of your videos but that was a gift from heaven ! Thanks to be just who you are Matt !
rip matts neighbors😔🙏🏼
You have such a unique style of banter, I love it.
Rip the neighbors
I usually don't like these videos with someone talking to themselves, but I really like your style.
Use your head 👀
RUclips is straight up boosting your channel man! Subbed a month ago when you were 75k or smth and look! Now you've got 110k subs - shit's crazy! So glad for you! Keep it up dude!
i havent even subbed yet. just found this by accident this early
- What's with the orange suit?
- It's not a suit, it's my skin.
- No it isn't. That would be a medical emergency and you shouldn't joke about that.
- You're right...
- What's with the box?
- It's not a box, it's my thing.
...is that also a medical emergency?
So are you going as a Cheeto for Halloween and wanted to get the most out of the costume, or...
damn Matt really do be double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon
Can someone tell me how did he know that his box was made of cardboard?
saw the woodchuck chuck video and instantly subbed, can't believe you're under 100k subs, you're bringing back the good shitposting content we all missed on youtube
You're getting famous maaan!😎
Imagine hiking with your family and having a good time, and then you just hear this conversation in the background out of nowhere.