HOW TO SURVIVE IN A NIGERIAN BOARDING SCHOOL

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @twyse_116
    @twyse_116  6 лет назад +1025

    Sorry guys, i didn’t mean to keep you waiting 😫❤️. Let me know what you think about this.

    • @latin_muhad414
      @latin_muhad414 6 лет назад +16

      Twyse Ereme is craze as usual nah
      you know, you dey always burst mai brain
      must confess

    • @tobibamuyiwa
      @tobibamuyiwa 6 лет назад +4

      I loved it bro 😂

    • @opeyemioyelesi5088
      @opeyemioyelesi5088 6 лет назад +2

      @Twyse Ereme, spot on. This is definitely going to be on repeat for a while.. Like watching a part of my life on replay..Fedgo days. But definitely made us street smart at such a early stage of life..
      I laughed out and felt like calling this guy a big IDIIOOOTTT... too much laughs..

    • @opeyemioyelesi5088
      @opeyemioyelesi5088 6 лет назад +3

      Ereme mention names oooooooo...
      Finally mentioned a name

    • @opeyemioyelesi5088
      @opeyemioyelesi5088 6 лет назад +4

      Nice words there... THE VALUE OF SUCCESS Failure is not the end of life..... Thumbs up man

  • @julesasamilor1347
    @julesasamilor1347 6 лет назад +632

    You've actually done something that Nollywood hasn't even been able to accomplish... You're amazing ❤❤❤

  • @longyarnz
    @longyarnz 4 года назад +92

    I graduated from Kings College 2010 and this video brought back memories in 2020. Those guys did us strong thing!

    • @temmydee4293
      @temmydee4293 4 года назад +1

      Wow I am still staying there

    • @jameshagshsj834
      @jameshagshsj834 2 года назад

      No be lie

    • @danthelowblood2653
      @danthelowblood2653 2 года назад +1

      Kings college was like paradise in the distance bro I went to cms in 2009 and methodist boys in 2015

  • @chrisnwanze
    @chrisnwanze 5 лет назад +266

    From the storyline to the characters to the plot of the characters themselves, it’s just super to say the least.
    But what s most impressive is the fact that you play all these different characters yourself in a seemingly perfectionist way while retaining the flaws of their individuality. It’s mind blowing. I think you’re made for the big screen in both acting and directing roles amongst other things.
    Yes this was an informative documentary but the show of talent and hard work is just brilliant, it is.
    Keep up the good work man and one day soon we’ll hear Ereme is the director of a Hollywood blockbuster.
    Godspeed in your endeavors.
    Chris
    Irving, TX.

  • @soniia_aka3462
    @soniia_aka3462 5 лет назад +51

    When I first got to boarding school I was so weak; couldn’t fight, couldn’t raise my voice, etc and the seniors made sure to bully me as much as possible. By the time I left 3 years later, I already fought almost every senior and the boarding school matron as well. Although I’m not proud of the fighting I did, I gained so much confidence and independence from that experience.

  • @paulalalade5597
    @paulalalade5597 5 лет назад +297

    The dislikes are from Senior Kelechi and his friends😂

    • @omonesholamomoh4077
      @omonesholamomoh4077 4 года назад +2

      Kikikikikikikikiki it not lie oooooo I went true this then too

  • @tonyblaiz5993
    @tonyblaiz5993 6 лет назад +41

    Funny enough to I finished from FEDGO (FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COLLEGE, ODOGBOLU, OGUN STATE). I remember the time I stabbed prep, I stayed back in the hostel and some seniors caught me. I told them I wasn't feeling fine but they didn't believe me. They beat me to stupor. The next day, one of them came back, came to me and told me to go to his corner, once I got there, he climbed his bed and told me to burst his pimples. I did this from 10pm till 2am. I cried. I had exams the next day and he made me do this. Once I was done, I went to my hostel. Once it was bright the next morning, I ran to Mr. Aminu's House and reported the senior. He was later deboarded. All seniors feared me later on.

    • @abeems1
      @abeems1 6 лет назад +13

      Uzoatu Anthony I cant believe you had to burst someone’s pimples!!! That’s horrendous

    • @tonyblaiz5993
      @tonyblaiz5993 5 лет назад +1

      @@abeems1 😂

    • @ceceberry6051
      @ceceberry6051 5 лет назад +6

      I didn't have liver to hide in the dorm during prep, didn't you all have devilish stories? I would rather have gone to the sick bay or accompanied someone there.
      Lol, thanks for sharing, people came up with the worse punishments.

    • @francisnike7545
      @francisnike7545 4 года назад

      Even with all the feae u had built up, don't ever cross some senior path 😰

  • @hallen3169
    @hallen3169 5 лет назад +93

    Being someone that just literally graduated a boarding secondary school... This made my day😂😂💜

  • @unique_ai5776
    @unique_ai5776 6 лет назад +44

    People like me who have a senior brother in the school are always lucky and when my brother was leaving he set up protection for me( he put other seniors in charge of me to make sure no one troubles me)

  • @Wande456
    @Wande456 6 лет назад +348

    You didn't talk about the seniors that will send you to buy stuff with your money and bring change for them

    • @twyse_116
      @twyse_116  6 лет назад +23

      Yewande Bashorun True 😭😂😂😂

    • @beverly7775
      @beverly7775 6 лет назад +4

      haha!! so true... never experienced that tho

    • @Noix009
      @Noix009 6 лет назад +1

      Yewande Bashorun I remember this one
      Even tho it never happened to me CoS I had a brother in school 😂😂😂😂

    • @Wande456
      @Wande456 6 лет назад

      It happened to me only one because I obeyed. Those forming stronghead suffered for it

    • @christainosazuwa4421
      @christainosazuwa4421 6 лет назад +7

      That one did not happen I boarding school but public school like the ICC, western boy, ugiomo, 9jar college, army day, etc people from Edo state should no this schools.....

  • @dammieofem3967
    @dammieofem3967 6 лет назад +157

    Seriously, I missed you. I looked you up severally but I was disappointed. Glad you're back.

  • @KUKULIVE
    @KUKULIVE 5 лет назад +176

    This is some classic content. I almost forget I lived this life. I served in US Army years later and I must say it was quite a cakewalk compared to years of abuse I endured in Nigerian boarding schools.

    • @jasminepearls1047
      @jasminepearls1047 5 лет назад +12

      Why is abused normalized

    • @jasminepearls1047
      @jasminepearls1047 5 лет назад +8

      Did you get beat for not answering a question correctly or getting a bad grade on your test?

    • @segunfimie3810
      @segunfimie3810 5 лет назад +5

      At least the experience has helped you a lot, right?

    • @davidakoji3696
      @davidakoji3696 5 лет назад +7

      @@jasminepearls1047 lol sure. You'll get whupped for almost anything. Especially talking in class

    • @driziiD
      @driziiD 5 лет назад

      lol this is everything

  • @adedayoadeyemo7754
    @adedayoadeyemo7754 6 лет назад +272

    Hello Twyse, i went to Fedgo. You were spot on. I laughed till my insides hurt. This brought back memories, good and bad. i even showed my wife. I'm sending this link to my parents so they know the kind of school they sent their son to. Nice one

    • @NoWstrnSuptr
      @NoWstrnSuptr 6 лет назад +6

      i also went to fedgo, graduated as the red badge of cross house. The graffitis on the wall are the same and the wall looks like chad house wall

    • @basilmaduike7022
      @basilmaduike7022 6 лет назад

      My fedgo memories were bad ones and I still didn't pass out, scampered at Jss3 at the Lion'sden

    • @fabdiva9163
      @fabdiva9163 5 лет назад

      Hi!
      Please, which of the Unity Schools is Fedgo?

    • @september3622
      @september3622 5 лет назад

      Fedgo or FEGO if it's Fego are U Ezra and Nehemiah dad

    • @gbengasanni1862
      @gbengasanni1862 5 лет назад

      Awa ti Fedgo

  • @franciszinni4689
    @franciszinni4689 6 лет назад +435

    Lol you didn't mention wash&wear. When students wash their clothes, squeeze them in towels, and wear them immediately😁

  • @adeoyesimeon3821
    @adeoyesimeon3821 5 лет назад +29

    This feels so nostalgic 😂... And I can still recognise some of those signs on the walls.
    AAAAAND you didn't talk about *Nitel*

  • @aidenogierachaelrachael8806
    @aidenogierachaelrachael8806 6 лет назад +66

    Oh my Tywse I have missed you so much oo..🤗🤗💖 na the old videos I come take they hold body oo🤷‍♂️😣 hope you are back fully for us oo.....?? If you miss my Tywse Ereme the way I do please hit the like 👍👍much love from 🇲🇾bro💖💖

  • @datgirl_kayla3039
    @datgirl_kayla3039 6 лет назад +132

    I was allergic to bending down...I said blood would come out of my nose😹😹😹

    • @cherylfarouq8812
      @cherylfarouq8812 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂 I used to hv dust allergies every labor day

    • @origami_vibez
      @origami_vibez 4 года назад +2

      Datgirl_Kayla 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mine was peptic ulcer

    • @enefeanyachukwuemeka9681
      @enefeanyachukwuemeka9681 4 года назад +2

      Or some will say they have pneumonia and they can't lye doen

    • @francisnike7545
      @francisnike7545 4 года назад

      @@cherylfarouq8812 🤣

  • @whirlwindnews3728
    @whirlwindnews3728 4 года назад +20

    I attended queen’s college while my younger sister attended Nigerian navy secondary school......d content was really precise 😂

    • @legitbarb6002
      @legitbarb6002 3 года назад

      Navy in where

    • @_d.395
      @_d.395 3 года назад

      I'm in qc but chai our seniors are wicked

    • @precious8739
      @precious8739 2 года назад

      wow! my two brothers attended Nigerian navy secondary school at abeokuta. They told me the same experience that Twyse went through. Time flies

    • @ugleejay8027
      @ugleejay8027 2 года назад

      I attended Kings college cadet camou commandant it was hell finished 2017 the worst one tho a school legend tho

  • @janette_babi274
    @janette_babi274 6 лет назад +230

    where was this video when my mum sent me to nigeria on "holiday" that turned to 2 years

  • @izealeynini8397
    @izealeynini8397 6 лет назад +68

    You tried with the background. The graffiti, bent fan, bunk beds and all that. Damn!!!, Right picturization.

  • @olaide2941
    @olaide2941 5 лет назад +41

    This is so accurate 😂😭
    "Lie down flat"😂
    Secondary school Sha..

  • @VictorAdekolaa
    @VictorAdekolaa 6 лет назад +201

    At some point in boarding school, i didnt have school uniform, hostel wear, church wear, even shoe. Them fap everything. Omo i suffered

    • @sharonsvelte491
      @sharonsvelte491 6 лет назад +11

      😂😂😂 how are you still alive?

    • @rukkyodiete9499
      @rukkyodiete9499 6 лет назад +1

      Victor Adekola same here dem fap all my provision as well chai I suffer sha

    • @halimatyusuff3060
      @halimatyusuff3060 6 лет назад +1

      Victor Adekola same here mehnnnn😭😭😭😭I had a lazy school mother

    • @adekunleb793
      @adekunleb793 6 лет назад +7

      Lol. Mhen I fapped their own also. Went back home after the first term in JS 1 with an empty bag 😂😂

    • @tinuadefalope3356
      @tinuadefalope3356 6 лет назад

      Victor Adekola I can relate😭😭😭

  • @theparrottv
    @theparrottv 6 лет назад +270

    Who missed Twyse here?

    • @RandAMedia
      @RandAMedia 6 лет назад +1

      I did, I was pretty shocked when I saw this tbh....so chuffed he is back.

    • @deexceptionals2588
      @deexceptionals2588 6 лет назад

      To be very serious I look this skit ❤❤👍 more Grace bro

    • @marryjohnson7823
      @marryjohnson7823 6 лет назад +1

      Parrot TV

    • @akinlawontech1590
      @akinlawontech1590 6 лет назад +1

      Kindly subscribe to my channel

    • @mhizolamide630
      @mhizolamide630 6 лет назад

      I do oooooo cos have been waiting for his video since last week.

  • @emmanuellaakinwande95
    @emmanuellaakinwande95 4 года назад +110

    I feel like someone needs to do the female version though.😂😂🤣

    • @Mummy-special
      @Mummy-special 4 года назад +2

      Yea right

    • @derhbiecassie8623
      @derhbiecassie8623 4 года назад +1

      It’s almost the sameeee!

    • @loveroffandom
      @loveroffandom 3 года назад +3

      Baba nowadays theres really not much sense of seniority in girls hostel that was waay back now its different, but the video could still be great sha

    • @mahfuuzotghazali
      @mahfuuzotghazali 3 года назад +2

      Yea

  • @VictorAdekolaa
    @VictorAdekolaa 6 лет назад +55

    Twyse. The attention to detail is 100. This covers everything that happens in the boarding house. Its so accurate , i almost feel we went to the same boarding school.
    The effort you put into your work, editing and stuff is unbelievable. Thank you .

  • @shawncombs8658
    @shawncombs8658 6 лет назад +239

    If one goes to Nigerian boarding school, the probability of you misbehaving in life is extremely low. Thumbs up if you think am dem right. Love from Duke of Toronto 🇨🇦

  • @ceceberry6051
    @ceceberry6051 5 лет назад +40

    People used to break boxes, lockers, etc.
    We used to fight for turns to shower,etc. BTW, I loved the dining scene.
    People used to fall ill after visiting day due to them eating food that isn't warmed....
    Bros you forgot visiting day. Service, youth coppers, teachers quarters, sick bay, sports, guidians, etc.
    Going for holidays, coming back from holidays etc you will carry snrs belongings tire.
    I enjoyed this vlog, brought back memories. BTW, these schools look similar in appearance.

  •  6 лет назад +35

    *Just as The juniors are watching this, The Seniors too are watching... US!😈😠👿😈*

  • @sowemimocokermicheal7913
    @sowemimocokermicheal7913 6 лет назад +40

    Bro you finish work, may God give you more wisdom and inspirations...you really took me back to my secondary school days in (B.B.H.S) Abeokuta ...when my best friends Nd a senior (jack) my locker to FAP my boarding fees, I no fit forget dat day... You forget the aspects whereby you will resume early from holiday so that you can collect settlements from the people that came later

    • @Raiful18
      @Raiful18 4 года назад

      Oke saje, Na so.

  • @unpopularpinion5459
    @unpopularpinion5459 5 лет назад +31

    This guy is an underrated edit God

  • @naijabeauty1143
    @naijabeauty1143 6 лет назад +99

    They stole my house wear and went on errands for seniors like say tomorrow no dey 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣 seniors took 4 of my buckets just in jss 1 😭😭😭🤣🤣 my name is Kelechi 😭😭😂🤣

  • @beproudofyourown7571
    @beproudofyourown7571 6 лет назад +40

    80K subscribers? 😳 what? Unfreakingbelievable! Man should at least have half a million by now 😔 am so not happy about this. Subscribe people!!! And am wishing you all the very best Mr Emere bcos you are a great talent. Best of luck sir 🙌

  • @ms.a4455
    @ms.a4455 5 лет назад +27

    😂😂😂 Why am I seeing this now? I love this !! When I saw the sign offs and bunks I new it was a Unity School. Proud Alumni of FGC!

    • @highbee717
      @highbee717 4 года назад +1

      I know right

    • @oderindeomolade839
      @oderindeomolade839 2 года назад

      👍👍👍 confirm
      Designed every wall , chairs, table with names even inside toilet u will still see names on the wall

  • @Maarikoh
    @Maarikoh 6 лет назад +72

    Male version of maraji... Anyday all day I support you and her... Keep it going

    • @alh4691
      @alh4691 6 лет назад

      Mustapha Mohamed very true!

    • @godking5637
      @godking5637 6 лет назад

      Omg you from Togo?

  • @Femi_Olusa
    @Femi_Olusa 6 лет назад +55

    Man suffered! I even slept under some seniors bunk overnight lying down flat😭 wash my clothes and bath with just a bucket of water. What an experience! So fun! And then I later became those seniors too😁

    • @heyitsmeera1610
      @heyitsmeera1610 6 лет назад +3

      See your mouth,so you were a 'kelechi'

    • @ngoziona1594
      @ngoziona1594 6 лет назад +2

      And it's even that small bucket oo

  • @ceceberry6051
    @ceceberry6051 5 лет назад +13

    The " lie down flat aka prostrate" was one of the top 5 punishments. You are spot on, on the labor part.
    Students with ulcers always had large portions and will eat early...

    • @gbolahanbada5787
      @gbolahanbada5787 5 лет назад +1

      That was the best punishment any senior could give me. If e pass 15 mins, I fit sleep for there but omo, the day wet e red na when my house captain tell some boys to lie down flat for our toilet ( the dirtiest one). See as lie down for 'block ' & water mixture.

  • @Titi-il5ow
    @Titi-il5ow 6 лет назад +37

    before I even watch this, thank you for the time, effort, and willingness you put in to your videos🙏🏾 hardly anyone does that anymore❤️❤️

  • @designtechwithfemiodejide
    @designtechwithfemiodejide 6 лет назад +47

    Who remembers the book called "journey never ends"?

  • @ourjohnnyartkenaako
    @ourjohnnyartkenaako 4 года назад +4

    Great job. This shows how much work you put into your craft. My mother actually discouraged me from going to boarding school because of her own ordeal. She experienced it and won't want her kids to suffer a similar fate. Kudos bro.

  • @EmmaOhMaGod
    @EmmaOhMaGod 6 лет назад +89

    Lmaooo. Abeg how long did it take for you to shoot this o? Too mad!

    • @mobolajiolufemi8538
      @mobolajiolufemi8538 6 лет назад +4

      I know right. Y'all should perform a skit together

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    • @gbengaafolabi9034
      @gbengaafolabi9034 5 лет назад

      On point. Rub & shine

    • @q_dhri4843
      @q_dhri4843 5 лет назад

      You're absolutely right, you wise up!!!

  • @olufisayoiyanda5692
    @olufisayoiyanda5692 6 лет назад +140

    What's a boarding school hostel without writings/drawings on the wall😂

  • @elvistherebel
    @elvistherebel 5 лет назад +5

    I swear ru gad...am crying already. You brought back the good old memories. 😢

  • @emmanuelawosika1557
    @emmanuelawosika1557 6 лет назад +7

    This advice is lit bro. I remember my boarding school days before coming back to England. Wouldn't trade it for anything. The best 4 years of my life.

  • @moyinidowu7019
    @moyinidowu7019 6 лет назад +21

    I miss boarding house 😂😂😂 Thanks for bringing this memory back Twyse

  • @favouragbim8985
    @favouragbim8985 5 лет назад +13

    How did u do this 😫😫😱am so amazed 😱😱😍😍well-done twyse

  • @fare6l
    @fare6l 6 лет назад +17

    Nice comeback! Took me back to my boarding school days, was a very stubborn jnr student, dodged everything dodgeable including labor, corporate punishments just name it how they didn’t kill me & how I survived only God knows😩 but as a snr no ju could escape me cus I knew all the hiding joints & my chooks (errands) no be here too🤣

  • @TheFisayo
    @TheFisayo 6 лет назад +44

    You did a good job editing this video 🙌🏾🙌🏾
    Lmaoo the video funny die 😂

  • @modunjo
    @modunjo 4 года назад +3

    Wow! I watched this and relived my boarding house days...was collaborating the slangs and realized we actually attended same school. I was in the 88 set. Great FEGO! Odogbolu

  • @adekunleb793
    @adekunleb793 6 лет назад +19

    Here laughing with my own flashbacks. Everything you portraid is lit. Fortunately I spent all my high school years in the boarding school. Remembered in my second term I told my parents I wasn't going back to the boarding school but they wouldn't budge. Keep it up twyse. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @teesleeky
    @teesleeky 6 лет назад +55

    I remember telling a senior my tasty time has been anointed and prayed on by my parents... He was like he needs the prayer more than i do cuz he's writing Waec and emptied the whole bottle. FGC Ikirun😂

    • @mildredoke5395
      @mildredoke5395 4 года назад +2

      😀😀😀😀...Haba senior! that wan savage ooooo

    • @aniketv1647
      @aniketv1647 4 года назад +1

      I can't stop laughing 😅, we don suffer for this life oo, boarding house student.

    • @olumayowaadeola8783
      @olumayowaadeola8783 4 года назад +1

      Great great great our alma mata.....😃

    • @chidiokoro934
      @chidiokoro934 4 года назад

      Man I wish they did that to me

    • @starzy0014
      @starzy0014 3 года назад

      😀😁

  • @franciscaamaka6749
    @franciscaamaka6749 5 лет назад +65

    After my experience in boarding house, I wouldn't want my child to live in boarding school. There are stuff I can't forget. I had an operation and came bk to sch after being away for two months and a sister asked me to sqaut down and that bursted my surgical wounds

    • @nkpretty5260
      @nkpretty5260 5 лет назад +9

      Girls can be wicked

    • @sheesh1663
      @sheesh1663 5 лет назад +2

      Me too, but still living there

    • @naga1018
      @naga1018 4 года назад +2

      But at the end of the day its all worth it

    • @ayoolafunmilayo2931
      @ayoolafunmilayo2931 4 года назад +2

      @@naga1018 yes o it makes you wise and dependent in the future

    • @over-squeezing
      @over-squeezing 4 года назад +5

      Its not worth it at all. It only makes you harden up and hard core

  • @danieellah3504
    @danieellah3504 6 лет назад +12

    This is literally boarding school in Cameroon 🙌🏾🙌🏾 on point

  • @user-ps5zh2mt1z
    @user-ps5zh2mt1z 6 лет назад +78

    The fact I can relate to this is making me angry 😂😂😂. And I’m a female 😩. I suffer!

    • @vanessadeborah164
      @vanessadeborah164 6 лет назад +1

      😭😭i feel you

    • @joytrendy
      @joytrendy 6 лет назад +1

      @desert witch, same with me. I suffered in the hands of seniors as a junior student.

    • @aishacherish
      @aishacherish 6 лет назад +1

      I didn’t go through nothing bad I even called the senior by their name and no one would do me nothing but I loved my school mum she cried for me when I left it was a fun experience for me

    • @YouFoundMiyes
      @YouFoundMiyes 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @YouFoundMiyes
      @YouFoundMiyes 6 лет назад

      @@aishacherish the first day I arrived in JSS1 I called a jss3 by name, the air changed, I swear it felt awkward.. I was lucky

  • @officialmartinsodozi9533
    @officialmartinsodozi9533 4 года назад +14

    Imagine a senior watching this 1😂😂and says ..I go show these juniors

  • @opeyemioyelesi5088
    @opeyemioyelesi5088 6 лет назад +11

    @Twyse Ereme, spot on. This is definitely going to be on repeat for a while.. Like watching a part of life on replay..Fedgo days..

    • @NoWstrnSuptr
      @NoWstrnSuptr 6 лет назад +1

      Fedgoites rule this comments sectoin. The graffitis on the wall look like the ones of chad house, especially those nicks, ice-d and mun.

  • @luigimaine4532
    @luigimaine4532 6 лет назад +20

    "Are you a BASTARD?? lie down FLAT! 😂😂 command secondary school ipaja 09 set😫😥 seniors and soldiers😭. Even in s.s.3 soldiers didn't let us enjoy. EFREBO n his double koboko😭😭😭

    • @tobibabalola3143
      @tobibabalola3143 5 лет назад

      Ayomikun kenny COMLAG🙌🏽

    • @biztechworld
      @biztechworld 5 лет назад

      I finally got to comment on RUclips because I saw a family...Command Secondary school is a mini hell. My back got sore before I left that school. With soldiers like efrebo, danger man, lion etc...geez ,I suffered.

  • @raymondslime7655
    @raymondslime7655 4 года назад +3

    I was actually smiling throughout this video 😇 cause it brought back all the memories back then in school one truth is just be patient ur own time too go come as senior God bless you man

  • @glowryU
    @glowryU 6 лет назад +40

    I stayed skipping Labor days and always chopped cane.. did I learn from it no 😂😂😂😂 but anyways I love u this really brought back good memories thanks 🙏 for sharing

  • @KCNwokoye
    @KCNwokoye 6 лет назад +14

    This is awesome, I went to Fego, and this felt so familiar, your backdrop for the video is incredible, I am surprised at how you managed to play all the characters so well. Keep on shining bro!

  • @eazietones
    @eazietones 4 года назад +6

    I recognize the signings on the wall! This is high rise building, Cross house, ground floor. Zape! Fedgo na cruise. Mad one

  • @oluwasegunajibade3804
    @oluwasegunajibade3804 6 лет назад +57

    I wish I could go back to my boarding school,,, university life no sweet reach am

  • @osioneoseni-elamah4161
    @osioneoseni-elamah4161 6 лет назад +9

    I’m actually so happy provisions were contraband in my boarding school

  • @colourednproud3002
    @colourednproud3002 5 лет назад +109

    Yea, rub and shine, we called that “seba” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you mentioned sucking the tap, OMG can’t count how many times I did that 🤣🤣🤣 only God is keeping boarding students 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️

  • @azeezahabdulkareem9312
    @azeezahabdulkareem9312 6 лет назад +7

    This is like the best way to describe boarding school experience, it is just too perfect, I swear you inspire me a lot, keep doing your thing and keep rising✌✌✌

  • @Goye_9
    @Goye_9 6 лет назад +14

    Oh my God this is so lovely
    Like I can relate to everything.. God I also went to a boarding school mehn u are so accurate
    But our own inspection, it was hostel inspection they checked our hostels thoroughly our beds, our toilets.. Mehn God I remember those days in school 6 good years!!

  • @soifilmedit3143
    @soifilmedit3143 5 лет назад +8

    I wonder how those slang and way of life spreads through out pro unitate schools, my brother went to odogbolu and came back with empty box, no school bag😂 and he started practicing how he was beaten in school on the rest of us, I went to fggcoa too and was stubborn and had craze friends who will dare seniors.
    You should do tuck shop stories too. Nice video👍

  • @OKEFFECT
    @OKEFFECT 6 лет назад +33

    If you went to kings college Lagos you’d relate so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 missed you g !!! This video is too accurate damn

  • @blogtainmenttv2482
    @blogtainmenttv2482 6 лет назад +12

    OmG i love what you said about repeating class..i wanted to cry!!!

    • @shawncombs8658
      @shawncombs8658 6 лет назад +2

      I can relate. We doing good and Great now. 😋

  • @skylink2184
    @skylink2184 4 года назад +3

    Oh boy this video reminds me of those days
    Am proud to be a product of boarding house school
    The lessons learnt then helps me in forging ahead of life till today
    Thanks for this video 👍👍

  • @estherefe8170
    @estherefe8170 6 лет назад +13

    Ereme,keep the good work going,my everyday crush,proud we are from the same state,more wins dear,love u

  • @ibukunoshilagun997
    @ibukunoshilagun997 6 лет назад +20

    Mehn!! Oshomo, thanks for this.... I can see this involved enormous amounts of work...But you pulled it off.... Thanks I really liked this...

  • @samuelolumide4745
    @samuelolumide4745 5 лет назад +34

    When a junior like an ss2 student decides to fight an ss3 student, dat day will be the last day he tries dat cos it will be like he fought the whole ss3 student cos of the way the will all come at dat junior

    • @reke2010
      @reke2010 5 лет назад +2

      Samuel Olumide then go beat craze comot e head

  • @blessingeffiong4669
    @blessingeffiong4669 6 лет назад +10

    Now this is a COME BACK! Well done!

  • @origami_vibez
    @origami_vibez 4 года назад +3

    This reminds me of why I hated my secondary school life before I became a senior... but I’m glad it all changed... thanks big man for this video

  • @TheLitChronicles
    @TheLitChronicles 5 лет назад +33

    Sooooo true...I went to Federal Girls College Shagamu as an "Ajebota"..Men!!!!!!!!!!!! I came out almost like a hard core criminal sha!!!!!!....lolol

  • @lightandspace7938
    @lightandspace7938 6 лет назад +21

    A teacher used to call me Mariam even though I told him countless times that my name is Seyi 😂

    • @emmanuelpraise3593
      @emmanuelpraise3593 6 лет назад

      DeDrea u resemble his daughter ni yen

    • @ogeumeh2928
      @ogeumeh2928 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂 gaddamn. I remember one girl we called chester. She literally never cried no matter how much flogging she got. Badass chic like this

    • @classicpraise331
      @classicpraise331 6 лет назад

      Wow sound like you went to a federal boarding school

  • @oluwadareogunniyi2026
    @oluwadareogunniyi2026 6 лет назад +4

    So true, I think the situation we find ourselves in nigeria now started in the boarding school

  • @nwaifemelifonwu1946
    @nwaifemelifonwu1946 5 лет назад +1

    From a 14 year old girl who just left boarding school...So much love to Twyse Ereme💗💗💖 boarding school life was sweeett eehh 😂😂

  • @goldkschannel3291
    @goldkschannel3291 6 лет назад +23

    Ooh Twyse ur such a character! Chai! 😅😂😂😂😂😂

  • @honeyjacobs3556
    @honeyjacobs3556 6 лет назад +96

    Who else started laughing before clicking play

  • @wiskid_fan_page2044
    @wiskid_fan_page2044 5 лет назад +2

    Who is still watching till date 10/10/2019....Let garther here to refresh this awesome memories of borden school.....bro you are really perfect all the way.....👊👊👊👏👏👍

  •  6 лет назад +51

    *Hoooooooooool' Up, did he just call Muhammadu Buhari?! 4th to the Last Position!???😳😆😂😂😂*

  • @chinenyeblessing2359
    @chinenyeblessing2359 6 лет назад +12

    Omo this is so true I went to Fgc Jos boarding school same routine with urs, they used hanger to lash us well.

  • @osahuemd2155
    @osahuemd2155 4 года назад +2

    U really went there my bro, I just can't forget those memories and u bring this was beautiful

  • @ibrahimraji6179
    @ibrahimraji6179 6 лет назад +5

    Onness(small boy), zape(beverage), rap(steal), Gulk(disgrace), nitel, jamo road, quarters (Abuja,ikoyi and ajegunle) so many memories. I miss fedgo
    I'll love to have this experience all over again

    • @_lesther
      @_lesther 6 лет назад

      umbro rexxy you sabi

    • @_lesther
      @_lesther 6 лет назад +1

      Twyse no talk about chicksing up(flirting)

  • @oluchiokafor6722
    @oluchiokafor6722 4 года назад +3

    Boarding school was like a nightmare with lots of memories cause I had both good and bad times, students in boarding schools never thought there was life after the school environment ...

  • @kancudi
    @kancudi 5 лет назад +3

    dude you are a goddamn legend. I lived this all my KCOB'S where you at?

  • @Mybroda1
    @Mybroda1 6 лет назад +14

    I sincerely appreciate the time and effort sacrificed to share this... so beautiful and true I believe someone our there would have learnt some things keep up the good work bro

  • @ekeminiita3547
    @ekeminiita3547 6 лет назад +18

    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Never had to board, school was just behind my house.... Omo.... See suffer head.

  • @rukydeez1030
    @rukydeez1030 4 года назад +1

    The best most realistic video I've ever watched that you created thanks for taking me back to the old days, so accurate

  • @TobyytheBrand
    @TobyytheBrand 6 лет назад +16

    It's funny how your different characters are doing different things. You're very funny I swear

  • @balogunraheem3618
    @balogunraheem3618 5 лет назад +3

    Wow. This brings back a lot of memories from my days Command Secondary School Ibadan.
    During labor, after rounding them fromthe dining hall, the seniors will ask juniors to drop a belonging (shoe, belt etc) so as not to burst (escape).
    I can't count how many footwears I lost on bursting labor.

  • @godswillchijioke3517
    @godswillchijioke3517 4 года назад

    Sure bro!!!!. You really attended a boarding school. Same experience. Thumbs up. Really laughed throughout this short clip. It's really the life. Keep it up

  • @olufuntoesther9016
    @olufuntoesther9016 6 лет назад +20

    I can relate with some although i attended a military day school where they will give u #50 and send you things of #450 telling u to bring back change...🤣🤣🤣...Welcome back,really missed your vidoes. Hope u fully back now.

    • @sholajaopeyemi2628
      @sholajaopeyemi2628 6 лет назад

      Babe did you attend command too?

    • @chiomaiwara6106
      @chiomaiwara6106 6 лет назад

      I also attended a military day school and it a common thing for the seniors to do such things but I was lucky and smart to evade it, I was always fortunate to escape

    • @aanuoluwaporsolace8220
      @aanuoluwaporsolace8220 6 лет назад +1

      @@sholajaopeyemi2628 hi

  • @gilcraftsource
    @gilcraftsource 6 лет назад +63

    I was very hefty in school, I was bigger than most of my seniors ,so they beat me well , but after beating me , make sure you don't come out of school for anything, I live near school, I beat every single one of my seniors from js3 to ss2, I beat every senior in every set till I got to ss3, I was beating blue and black, I beat the labour prefect well , very well, I beat him so much that he started avoiding me , after beating them they would still punish me , but I still beat

  • @olumideakinakin6268
    @olumideakinakin6268 5 лет назад +1

    You nailed it bro. You made me reminisce my days at Unity Akure. You can't pass through a proper Nigerian Boarding school and your life will remain the same. The real change would take place. Adaptability to any situation/condition is the main lesson there. A boarder can persevere anything in life. He can overcome any hurdle in life.

  • @xofortniteclan4373
    @xofortniteclan4373 5 лет назад +11

    I was watching this video and it was to funny I paused it so I can watch with my parents and sis cause they don’t understand what I went through in boarding school this video explains it all at least 90% of it
    M
    My Guy I love this vid

  • @TheAgbolajeQuadri
    @TheAgbolajeQuadri 6 лет назад +8

    "Open your ear to instruction to avoid destruction" 🤣🤣

  • @lifeofprincejosh8777
    @lifeofprincejosh8777 4 года назад +4

    This is so accurate this is how I'm surviving right now mehn nollywood needs you

  • @timzldn7056
    @timzldn7056 6 лет назад +45

    Hey twyse i went to command secondary school apata ibadan and this is exactly what happens but am in london now

    • @olatejualakaola3332
      @olatejualakaola3332 6 лет назад +1

      wow I attended command apata too in Ibadan, what sets are you?

    • @okedarafeyi4768
      @okedarafeyi4768 6 лет назад

      I went to Cdss ojo but day tho

    • @timzldn7056
      @timzldn7056 6 лет назад

      @@olatejualakaola3332 is it?yh i was in ss1 when i left they always call me tee flex

    • @timzldn7056
      @timzldn7056 6 лет назад

      @@okedarafeyi4768 can i get your snap or your Instagram?

    • @okedarafeyi4768
      @okedarafeyi4768 6 лет назад

      @@timzldn7056 fi_eyisara