This Command is better than A white macadamia cookie... Trust me buddy, I'm the freakin Subway Warrior and I want peace for all of the Fastfood restaurants.
akon is legit the most underrated artist ever i mean he accepted to do this kind of music video and he sang this song in the most passionate way possible with his lyrics making the song 100 times better
I dunno, man. TLI also collab'd with Michael Bolton and Justin Timberlake, I'd say those are at least as impressive as this song. Especially Bolton, since they got him to sing the lyrics "this whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked" in a voice that's been dropping Karen's panties since the late 80's.
@@francisdiaz5213 I last saw this in highschool and listened to it religiously, just saw it for the first time in like 8 years and it blew my mind realizing they're all hella famous people and not just random 🤣
I miss this RUclips so much, those years were peak creativity and fun, smosh, epic meal time, FPS russia, and so many others that don't exist anymore, or turned into something else. Moments that won't ever come back, I'm happy and sad at the same time.
@@diogoc500bruh I was a damn child in like 2nd or 3rd grade listening to this and it took me till like 14 or 15 to realize all their songs were jokes😂my ass 21 now listening to it
At the end of the song when it goes up a whole tone to a new key you can really tell they are passionate about this *sex* thing they are signing about.
Yes yes yes - Akon is just so delighted to be singing this song and, of course, to have just had sex. The GOAT of Lonely Island guests (though T-Pain is a close second).
he seems to be really enjoying this, but then again every big star who partnered up with the lonely island seems to be having a great time. It's probably nice to let go of the serious stuff and do something goofy for a change lol
@@syd_barrett_lmfao Sadly....it takes years to NOT be a 3-pump chump....always "ladies first"...foreplay IS important...you can't cook until the stove is hot....guys need to wait until she genuinely comes at least once before going in...sadly, these are not easy lessons for my gender to learn...;)
Savage Doge well maybe its the fact that they look like a pair of teenagers talking about how they had their sex,in other words... keep playing the song and dont question it
I will return when I'm qualified to sing this. EDIT: HOLYSHT I only got notified about this just now. I didn't know this comment got many attention. So about my status... *I AM QUALIFIED NOW!*
![Gunna - HIM ALL ALONG [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w7Wf0h1Q8a4/mqdefault.jpg)
Akon looks like he never had this much fun in his life
he looks like its his birthday
It's because he just had sex
Birthday sex
Well he's usually pretty Lonely
He's on the mood
she: you didn't tell anyone about this, right?
you:
Kkkkk read this right when Akon said "I wanna tell the world"
This Command is better than A white macadamia cookie... Trust me buddy, I'm the freakin Subway Warrior and I want peace for all of the Fastfood restaurants.
If she cool she understands! 😁
*Her
Can’t relate
"She put a bag on my head", "STILL COUNTS"
One of the best song lyrics ever written
I think she might have been a racist…
Akon: “still counts bro ✊🏿“
Honestly so wholesome
"Still cum"**
Hahaha yes!!!!
thx
a win is a win
2010: "what a goofy song"
2024: "what a nostalgic masterpiece"
bro i see you on every video wtf
😂😂
Yep.🎉
I couldn’t agree more
they don't make em like this no more
After 9 years of knowing this song existed I can finally say, I did it boys.
Congratulations
Congratulation bro
Good shit bro.
Congrats!
@@happyfrankyhungaryyoutube5191 god bless you Franky
There’s really only one way to end this decade
G C Yep. As it happens, she's already busy, so... Tough luck.
GeneralErica bro what 😂 who hurt you
@@gonechannel2129 Its alright man. Dont let ppl bring you down
@@gonechannel2129 eh, true that
Actually sounds good to end the decade
Finally, some good christian music I can listen to with my church friends.
With my Muslim friends as well
@@thestrongest3050 with my atheist friends too
With my hindu friends
With my pal Buddhist monks too
666 likes nice
I lost my virginity 5 days ago and I completely forgot to listen to this song afterwards. 10 years of waiting down the drain
whats your age
@@zoelifebrandentate388 228
It’s ok there’s always next time
Hey technically this is after having sex too so UR GOOD. five days is still recent
5 day rule
Peralta? What is the meaning of this?
Lmao
Sup captain
Hahahaha
Raymond Holt It means that he successfully effected a sexual intercourse with a human being from the other gender
Captain Raymond Holt I'm as horrified as you are. We need to tell Amy..she will not be happy.
I don't like that people are QUESTIONING why this song was nominated for an Emmy
@@braxtonmcguire2864 ...what-
@@braxtonmcguire2864 okay boomer
@@braxtonmcguire2864 Booooomer
Ahahahahaha yesssss
My question why not.
"The Best 30 seconds of my life"
The most underappreciated line in the song
omg it's my favorite line too
😂
You can last more than 2
Akon singing the same line right after always kills me
Ned Kelly what the fuck
I did it guys! Yesterday at 31 years old of my life for the first time
congratulations man
Damn. How unfuckable are you?
Very late bro
@@Manaos978it’s not a race 💀
Congrats man!
akon is legit the most underrated artist ever
i mean he accepted to do this kind of music video
and he sang this song in the most passionate way possible with his lyrics making the song 100 times better
FACTS!
I dunno, man. TLI also collab'd with Michael Bolton and Justin Timberlake, I'd say those are at least as impressive as this song.
Especially Bolton, since they got him to sing the lyrics "this whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked" in a voice that's been dropping Karen's panties since the late 80's.
I knew Akon in part of my Childhood in 2006.
@@user-bu5gu9io1u Yeah and had like 5 songs in our top ten most sold singles at the same time
Okay, if you actually think Akon is underrated you're either really young or really clueless
Akon actually seems so joyous as he's signing, we can tell he had a great time, lol.
xd
Of course he is so joyous, he just had sex.
@@LiveSimmy relatable
SimmyDizzle damn, you beat me to it 😡
@@DLA. my bad. Lol didn't know it was your turn 😔😔
The fact that they aren’t even rhyming half the time just makes it better
Ik😂 jizz in my pants song hardly ever rhymes
cuz they arent part of the system! lool
It sounds like something smosh came up with
@@stuartcarter6516 don’t you mean smosh sounds like something the lonely island came up with?
@@stuartcarter6516 Smosh wishes
Akon's unadulterated joy in participating is what has made this endure years and years on...
Crazy how this is 10 years old and Andy Samberg looks exactly the same
He kinda looks youger rn
Yhh^^^^
Samberg
@@Oli-xc4tm You're right, sorry!
@@nachoestrada2771 no problem, always happy to assist
This song literally reduces anxiety and depression
*causes it
Just like sex
No, it doesn't
yes it does! im grinning ear to ear they're so dorky but adorable loollll
Shut up is way too old to comet beaches
I love how Akon agreed to be part of a song that's basically a parody of everything he's ever put out
🚶🏿♂️🔫 🚶🏿♂️
Akon. Akon
I'm more impressed how A-listers like Jessica Alba and Blake Lively agreed to be part of it.
@@francisdiaz5213 same 😂
@@francisdiaz5213 I last saw this in highschool and listened to it religiously, just saw it for the first time in like 8 years and it blew my mind realizing they're all hella famous people and not just random 🤣
@@14sonnenkrieg88 Yo!! I was just thinking the same!!!
Blake lively and Jessica alba being the girls makes it 10x funnier for some reason
My dad used to play this video all the time and I JUST NOW realized who they were.
@@Daphodil27?? Mabey some needed to call child support
Blake lively a cuuuuuunhttt 😂
Jessica's facial expressions was one of the best parts lol
And them getting into the song later in the video is so good
I still can’t believe Andy went from doing stupid and hilarious shit like this to Brooklyn 99.
Oh wait, yes I can.
Oisín Mac Cumhaill Brooklyn 99 is fucking awesome
NOW NUMBER FIVE
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is stupid hilarious shit. He's never changed
@@l0stnf0und that what his comment implied
They should play one of the lonely island's song during one of the episodes
I love how wholesome the support is for the people celebrating their first time. Shine on you crazy diamonds.
Lost it last night and playing it now 😂
Only celebrate your first time I’d you’ve saved it for marriage
@@tezmard3003 Dont fall for that nonsensical talk about magic sky daddy.
My bf played it a couple of hours b4 I lost it lol
@@SmashToBits don't fall for that edgelord blogger you worship
Totally forgot that Andy was a singer before he became the best Detective/Genius...
Hey!! Show him some damn respect!! Its "The Ultimate detective/Genius"
@@alistairnaidoo9380 no
@@alistairnaidoo9380 it’s Hitchcock
@@ayubabdulkader7473 or Rosa will going to kick your ass because she won 3x hahaahah
That show is copaganda
I miss this RUclips so much, those years were peak creativity and fun, smosh, epic meal time, FPS russia, and so many others that don't exist anymore, or turned into something else. Moments that won't ever come back, I'm happy and sad at the same time.
o7 to the OG RUclips Greats.
Smoshes food battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, PewDiePie, FPS Russia and Epic Meal Time were my go toos back in the day 😭😭
RUclips from 2006-2013 is the best ever
Dont be sad it's over, be happy it happened and you got to experience it💯
It took almost a decade for this song to become true for me but we did it boys.
Im proud of u
ObiJohn29 HOLY SHIT GGGGGG
THAT"S MY BOY!!!
Yea boiiiiii
G fucking G
I have never seen ANYONE as happy to be singing a song as Akon is in this one.... The genuine enjoyment he's having, perfect!
Of course he's happy, he just had sex!
He was definitely having fun with the boys
Because he just had sex
You’d be happy too if you just had sex ;)
It’s irresponsible levels of happy lol
this song is timeless comedy. and the fact that it’s a genuinely good song makes it so much better
The
The
It's the sex song and will be forever. Countless people come here after boning, just as I have lol
@@xGaLoSx Wish I played this song when I lost my virginity 🗿 would’ve been funny asf and she had a good sense of humour too
They are comedians what did you expect
1:37 I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone compliment Akon on that 🔥 “Manuuuaahhr” 😂
I can’t believe I’ve never noticed that
@@cantennrothwell3824white girl
@@cantennrothwell3824same ahaha
No matter how old this song gets, it will always have a special place in every man's heart.
And woman’s 😇
@@ChristinaSimpson Agreed ✅
You're just sayin that cause you just had sex.
I wanna put it along side of colt 45 😂
Women have sex too 😓
Damn it’s 2020 but This ain’t never going away
Gabe Itch yep
"She put a bag on my head!"
"Still counts."
I mean, it does.
It still conts
💀👍🏽
same
Indeed!
Putting absurd lyrics about a comedy premise on top of a beat that legitimately goes hard will always be elite
When you realize Akon went from “Lonely” to “I Just Had Sex”
I’m very proud of him
Haahaahaahaahaha
Like a boss
That's how mafia works
@Marvin Zimmerman I just had sex too. It's overrated
@Marvin Zimmerman Nah, sex is overrated. JUst has some great sex though.
Honestly Akon's total lack of irony pushes this from "funny" to "legendary"
One of my favorite parts is when he sings “manure” super melodically.
@Gurpreet Singh Agreed. There's a whole assload of irony here. It's mocking the whole oversexed rap/rnb industry.
heeeeeeeeck yeah
247 lol
His arm movements when he sings for the “girls that let us flop around on top of them” 😂
"But she put a bag on my head!"
"Still counts!"
That shit still gets me dead 🤣
@@hoseinsix1664 the girl put a bag on his head in order to not see his face
Hahahah me too 🤣🤣🤣
LOL 😆😆😆😆
Lmao
Best line out of a magnificent song. STILL COUNTS! Part of my lexicon to this day.
I can finally sing along with everyone else in this song after 25 years and some change! It feels great!
Congrats bro! 🎉
No, you're gay you don't know hetro sex @KaydenHipperMusicMovieCritic
Congratulations! 🎉 👏
Akon seems to be enjoying himself so much in this video.
He may have just had sex...
He’s a GOD
the fact that the comment section is still alive makes me so happy
Totsss
Same
Song is still relevant.
People do the search... Listen to song..... Comment on song... Because happiness...
@Conner Viele don't you and your dad do this daily?
Akon made me feel like this was a serious song when I was 12.
facts frfr
It's a very serious song, yes. Embedded in internet history.
im 21, I just today, now, learned that this song is not serious
XD
@@diogoc500bruh I was a damn child in like 2nd or 3rd grade listening to this and it took me till like 14 or 15 to realize all their songs were jokes😂my ass 21 now listening to it
Bruh Akon was having the time of his life 😭😭😭
friendly reminder: this song was nominated for an emmy
Didn't see no proof on the internet
rom it was nominated for a Emmy not a Grammy
@@alfiem2558 oh shit that's right this was nominated for an emmy and im on a boat was nominated for a grammy
Deservedly so
rom Only nominated? It deserved a win😤
At the end of the song when it goes up a whole tone to a new key you can really tell they are passionate about this *sex* thing they are signing about.
The best part
“Feeeelllltt soooo gooodd”
Going from F# major to G major is actually a semitone modulation. Still a passionate move!
You'll get there one day buddy!
@@vincentbishop3684 This guy musics
I need a cover with Peralta, Boyle and Terry
this is it!!! 😌
@@jaiden4393 Ray could be a hypeman, just nodding in the background with flat face
Imagine Peralta and Doug Judy singing this.
You mean Jeffords
I think you mean Peralta, Hitchcock and Skully
Finally after 20 years of life, and 3 years of doubting myself in uni, listening to this song annoyed, I can finally join in with the singing 💪😊
congrats brother
Akon cemented himself as a national treasure with this song.
I will always remember for being part of this song.
International treasure.*
"Semented"
I'm so sorry.
@@chuckboy9372 le sigh. Damn you that was funny.
I've been playing this song EVERY time afterwards for 12 years... no regrets... still waiting to play it a second time.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I feel you bro 😂
yup… them high school days go by fast lol 😂
I'll have to wait a while before I can boast about that.
It's been 11 years and I can finally say...
Mission accomplished.
Yeaaaahhhhhh
congratulations bro
lets goo
1:18
we are proud
After 23 years I can now listen to this song and smile because I just finally did it with my girlfriend.
This song is real??? I thought i just had a weird dream years ago.
This was litterly the pinicle of humanity back then
Maybe life's just a huge dream
IKR? This whole song seems like a fever dream lol
I thought so too a year before😂😂
Lmao ok
Finally, after many years, im happy to come back and say I can officially sing along
My man! Welcome!
Congrats. Still waiting for my time.
U did it dog congratulations
I am pretty close too 😅
Here we go my man!
Let's not forget that someone literally wrote this song.
They deserve a medal
He probably just had sex
It has 310 million views. I don’t think it matters
Bailey Rapp, clearly.
and probably coke as well (we all know about the people behind scenes always felt)
I’m not kidding when I say this might be one of the best pieces of literature to ever grace the earth
9 years later and RUclips recommended this hmm thx for the throwback
8*
Chaotic Bean 7*
Krazy Cynical 6*
Ausländerzocken HD 5*
Same
Akon looks like he’s having the time of his life, bless him.
I mean he just did it
He definitely just had sex before he did this
im screaming omggggg
I was a hopeless dude but now at 25 I can sing along out loud to this song!! Never give up! 😤
I am happy that you found hope my dude. Sing this song as loud as you can to inspire the homies around you.
Persistence is the key 🌚
Welcome to the community my brother 😂
Did you post this comment within 30 minutes tho
@@cypatrickp no Akon says if you LAST 30 minutes
*hehe)*
Who’s here in 2024?
I'll be disappointed if people don't blast this song when quarantine ends.
They ought to be blasting it now
Id be dissatisfied with people if they didnt blast it. Therefore i agree.
XD
No doubt bro
would love that
Same
I'll tell Miranda! You naughty, naughty person!😂😂😂
HOLY FUCK ITS YOU HI
EXCUSE YOUUUUU?!??
JOSHHHH😂😂😂❤️
Umm Miranda baby, YES PLEASE
This song is dangerous. As an adult and an icu nurse I randomly start singing “I just had sex and it felt so good” thankfully my patients are sedated.
LMAO!!!!
Imagine being a parent of the patient and hearing this. 🤣
Lucky-
@Barron Moves-Like-This Did you also read the Cosby-philosophy?
there is a film talking about this :P
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_to_Her
I miss those days when bangers like this came out
The comments: “I commented 10 years ago and now I’m back to say. I did it boys.”
Most of us: Congrats! *starts crying in virgin*
Lmao all fax btw i commented 10 years ago
Man, 10 years ago life was good.
Congrats
God why
just you
if you were listening to this 10 years ago and you still a virgin go watch some mc virgins
Peralta, Boyle and Captain Holt looking kinda different here
Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks the same
🤣 cracked me up 🤣
Nice one 😂😂
It's Peralta and the arcade manager, holt do be lookin weird tho
Lmao
The best thing about this video is the joy that emanates from Akon the whole time! Makes me smile every time!
100% agreed! Makes me smile every time.
'cause he just had sex
Yes yes yes - Akon is just so delighted to be singing this song and, of course, to have just had sex. The GOAT of Lonely Island guests (though T-Pain is a close second).
he seems to be really enjoying this, but then again every big star who partnered up with the lonely island seems to be having a great time. It's probably nice to let go of the serious stuff and do something goofy for a change lol
He's just having so much fun lmao.
Can't believe 13 years ago it came out i remember when it came out was 9 at the time still so great
Girls after sex: *Goes on with their life*
Boys after sex:
its true
so true )
and I'm a "boy" (seems the only one in this comments section), still, it's true as fuck!
@@fahrinf very true
Bitch, please! Think again!
The fact that this song is nostalgic to me just for the reason that I listened to it religiously when I was a kid is sad
Same here.... only now I play it after having sex 75% of the time haha
I listened to the Minecraft parody "I just found diamonds" when I was a kid
78 years later and I can finally sing along guys!!
same bro im typing from the grave i can finnaly sing along after 3000 years!
Better late than never
@@halduneymen7326 💀😩
Still counts!!
😂😂😂
100% sure I’m not the only one still having this song just randomly poppin up inside my head at 2024
Did you just have sex 😂
“doesn’t matter; had sex” might be the greatest lyrics of all time
it is
"Still counts!"
It’s timeless
Honestly
First Time : Jessica Alba and Blake Lively .
Congratulations Buddy.
Seriously. If your first time was with either of those women, you've already won life LOL.
I will never get over how legitimately gleeful Akon is in this video hahaha
Let's Go Scoutside he’s happy cause he just had sex
Hum
compared to lonely
He cures depression with nothung but his smile
Bro, he had so much fun with this song 😂
After 11 years of not knowing this song. I did it guys. Even got the second count already 😹
Imagine, someone lost their virginity the same day this song came out.
And now they have theme song...I hope it was a good experience for them...;)
Richard Allen knowing the lyrics of this song and how disappointed the girls looked in the video, probably not lmaooo
@@syd_barrett_lmfao Sadly....it takes years to NOT be a 3-pump chump....always "ladies first"...foreplay IS important...you can't cook until the stove is hot....guys need to wait until she genuinely comes at least once before going in...sadly, these are not easy lessons for my gender to learn...;)
Richard Allen my female mind is just spinning rn tbh
@@syd_barrett_lmfao sorry if I offended...i was just being honest...
Why is it that every time I listen to this song it always feels so epic and legendary?
BECAUSE IT IS
Savage Doge idk same
same here
CUZ ITS CLASH ROYALE!!!!
Savage Doge well maybe its the fact that they look like a pair of teenagers talking about how they had their sex,in other words... keep playing the song and dont question it
Unseen footage of Jake Peralta during his time undercover in the Brooklyn Mafia
oh my
PERALTA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
That key change was spectacular
When I was a virgin I promised myself that I would blast this song after I lost it. And after I lost it I actually did do it on the drive home.
Bomb La Tour Nice! I’m 17 too man! And I’m also high
Sean Fly congrat for you both on being high
@@jayshashigari5628 shhh, they're living the high life now.
You guys have cars at 17??!!
Man I’m sad. Im European
We're proud of you king😤 👌
Weird how Andy hasn't changed a lot to this day.
69th like :D
420th like
@@cyanthunder2729 451th like
452th like
I kinda wanna like this comment but i dont want to ruin perfect 666 likes
“I think she might have been a racist.. She put a bag on my head”
Akon: It still counts
Might have*
might have*
Might have*
Might have*
Might have*
Thank you youtube algorithm for reminding me this masterpiece after 13 years.
This song is Captain Holt's worst nightmare.
BONE!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha litteraly best coment ever written sorry grammar nazi's for the grammar
@SharkTank what is it?
Captain Holt:👁👄👁
BOOOOONEEE??!!?!!???
I still believe this is Jake everytime after he has sex with Amy.
This is factual, Boyle is even there too lmaoo
Gasps... TITLE OF OUR SEX TAPE
Omg not the only one!!!
I’m watching Brooklyn 99 now !😂
you are not the only one }:
If you’re listening this during quarantine, I’m missing times when life was a breeze during this time period....
I have never found a comment that epitomized the last 3 weeks of my life better than this
Fr the whole quarantine iv jus been goin back and watching classic videos like this to remember how simple life was back then
You never really miss things until they're gone... 😔
Tube You I miss when stores wEre oPen mAn fUck soCiAl diStanCiNg
USUALLY Iate I’m still working through this shit and I just make parts for jet engines...they aren’t even flying right now.
Boys, after like 5 years of knowing this song exists, i finally did it.
Good shit my g
Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Terry.
STOPSMXNSJSJW
So good ! xD
IM WHEEZING I-
I CANT 😂😂😂😂😂
akon doesn't really look like Boyle
Took me long enough, but even after all those years, I remembered that I'd come back here when I could finally sing along to this song.
Good for you!
Congrats Bro!
Hell yes!
you can tell akon is having a hard time trying not to laugh his ass off while singing during the whole video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love that he's still singing it like it's his debut single lol puts his soul into it
😂
13 YEARS OF WAITING, I LISTENED TO THIS RIGHT AFTER. LADSLADSLADS.
Me: nothing
RUclips Recommendations from 9 YEARS AGO: Oh here you go you need this
Stg😂
Same😂😂
This was just too relatable, someone working at RUclips thought,and that's why they recommended it
It's like "hey, forget that micro-terrorist, we'll gonna listen to this music like no one is living next door"
nono i was searching for it specially 😏
this is in my recommended in 2019...
Fuxking sammeeeeee
same
Yea
Same 👀😂
I searched for it xD
10 years later and I just realized it’s Jessica Alba and Blake Lively.
Who tf is that
I know, right?
I know it was Jessica Alba I did not notice that was Blake lively until now. And not from this comment either. This weekend I saw a simple favor.
Blake is Deadpool’s wife
Jessica Alba was the Invisible woman from fantastic 4
Wi Fine you did not just disrespect Ms. Serena van der Woodsen like that...
I had No business Blasting this Around my Mom and Dad when I was 6
Can't wait to be able to sing this song... Without lying.
I will return when I'm qualified to sing this.
EDIT: HOLYSHT I only got notified about this just now. I didn't know this comment got many attention. So about my status...
*I AM QUALIFIED NOW!*
Godspeed brother
good luck have fun
Ima comment so I will get notification in 5 years
see you in 2030
You and me both comrade
I can’t find any comments about Blake Lively and Jessica Alba yet.
Same.
Nice boobies.
I legit just lost my mind when I saw her. The fact that they got her is just amazing!
This whole video radiates GG vibes
This is nothing compared to Susan Sarandon and Patricia clarksons appearance in Motherlover
Finally I relate to this song gang I did it
I love this song, but what I love more is how people are coming back to finally say they can sing along
same here! its super-wholesome in such a weirdly adorable way!
Ikr?
kkk
The song is disgusting
@@user-fheicj3ix Small dick energy from this comment.
Is no one going to talk about how they got Blake Lively and Jessica Alba to be in this?
I just noticed
Im still wondering
TLI got a lot of bigtimers in their videos lol . not rly surprising
They were promised sex.
what I'm wondering is how they got John McEnroe
10 years ago, I commented saying I’ve never had sex.
I am back now with the same comment
That's kinda sad 😔
Kiko D it’s not the lack of sex that desponds me. It’s the lack of passionate, reciprocated love.
Respect man, respect
@@poppulseupdate that hit too deep for a RUclips comment on a song called "I just had sex"
K Clark my friend seems like you need to become an adult film after/actress
Almost 30 years old, praying that I can sing this someday. I still believe
its okay. im 20 and in the same boat as you. one day brother
Believe in yourself
but you are a wizard now tho...
You will:)