I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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The first single of The Lonely Island's 2nd album!!!
Featuring Akon, Jessica Alba, Blake Lively and John McEnroe!
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone.
Twitter: @thelonelyisland
After 9 years of knowing this song existed I can finally say, I did it boys.
Congratulations
Congratulation bro
Good shit bro.
Congrats!
@@happyfrankyhungaryyoutube5191 god bless you Franky
she: you didn't tell anyone about this, right?
you:
Kkkkk read this right when Akon said "I wanna tell the world"
This Command is better than A white macadamia cookie... Trust me buddy, I'm the freakin Subway Warrior and I want peace for all of the Fastfood restaurants.
If she cool she understands! 😁
*Her
Can’t relate
There’s really only one way to end this decade
G C Yep. As it happens, she's already busy, so... Tough luck.
GeneralErica bro what 😂 who hurt you
@@gonechannel2129 Its alright man. Dont let ppl bring you down
@@gonechannel2129 eh, true that
Actually sounds good to end the decade
2010: "what a goofy song"
2024: "what a nostalgic masterpiece"
bro i see you on every video wtf
😂😂
Yep.🎉
I couldn’t agree more
they don't make em like this no more
Finally, some good christian music I can listen to with my church friends.
With my Muslim friends as well
@@thestrongest3050 with my atheist friends too
With my hindu friends
With my pal Buddhist monks too
666 likes nice
Akon looks like he never had this much fun in his life
he looks like its his birthday
It's because he just had sex
Birthday sex
Well he's usually pretty Lonely
He's on the mood
Peralta? What is the meaning of this?
Lmao
Sup captain
Hahahaha
Raymond Holt It means that he successfully effected a sexual intercourse with a human being from the other gender
Captain Raymond Holt I'm as horrified as you are. We need to tell Amy..she will not be happy.
I lost my virginity 5 days ago and I completely forgot to listen to this song afterwards. 10 years of waiting down the drain
whats your age
@@zoelifebrandentate388 228
It’s ok there’s always next time
Hey technically this is after having sex too so UR GOOD. five days is still recent
5 day rule
"She put a bag on my head", "STILL COUNTS"
One of the best song lyrics ever written
I think she might have been a racist…
Akon: “still counts bro ✊🏿“
Honestly so wholesome
"Still cum"**
Hahaha yes!!!!
thx
a win is a win
Akon actually seems so joyous as he's signing, we can tell he had a great time, lol.
xd
Of course he is so joyous, he just had sex.
@@LiveSimmy relatable
SimmyDizzle damn, you beat me to it 😡
@@DLA. my bad. Lol didn't know it was your turn 😔😔
"The Best 30 seconds of my life"
The most underappreciated line in the song
omg it's my favorite line too
😂
You can last more than 2
Akon singing the same line right after always kills me
Ned Kelly what the fuck
The smile on Akon face...
It makes my day
Same... but you know he's got a great sense of humor too 😂
he is so fine lol
This song literally reduces anxiety and depression
*causes it
Just like sex
No, it doesn't
yes it does! im grinning ear to ear they're so dorky but adorable loollll
Shut up is way too old to comet beaches
It took almost a decade for this song to become true for me but we did it boys.
Im proud of u
ObiJohn29 HOLY SHIT GGGGGG
THAT"S MY BOY!!!
Yea boiiiiii
G fucking G
friendly reminder: this song was nominated for an emmy
Didn't see no proof on the internet
rom it was nominated for a Emmy not a Grammy
@@alfiem2558 oh shit that's right this was nominated for an emmy and im on a boat was nominated for a grammy
Deservedly so
rom Only nominated? It deserved a win😤
Its April 2024, let's see how many legends are listening to this incredible song💬
2, reply with 3 if you see this comment so we can keep track of how many people watch this video still
3
ofc lol
yoo
Gen-X mob checking in. Yes, we regularly still have orgies listening to this song.
Crazy how this is 10 years old and Andy Samberg looks exactly the same
He kinda looks youger rn
Yhh^^^^
Samberg
@@Oli-xc4tm You're right, sorry!
@@nachoestrada2771 no problem, always happy to assist
It's been 11 years and I can finally say...
Mission accomplished.
Yeaaaahhhhhh
congratulations bro
lets goo
1:18
we are proud
"She put a bag on my head!"
"Still counts."
I mean, it does.
It still conts
💀👍🏽
same
Indeed!
Blake lively and Jessica alba being the girls makes it 10x funnier for some reason
My dad used to play this video all the time and I JUST NOW realized who they were.
Totally forgot that Andy was a singer before he became the best Detective/Genius...
Hey!! Show him some damn respect!! Its "The Ultimate detective/Genius"
@@alistairnaidoo9380 no
@@alistairnaidoo9380 it’s Hitchcock
@@ayubabdulkader7473 or Rosa will going to kick your ass because she won 3x hahaahah
That show is copaganda
this is in my recommended in 2019...
Fuxking sammeeeeee
same
Yea
Same 👀😂
I searched for it xD
10 years ago, I commented saying I’ve never had sex.
I am back now with the same comment
That's kinda sad 😔
Kiko D it’s not the lack of sex that desponds me. It’s the lack of passionate, reciprocated love.
Respect man, respect
@@kclark5382 that hit too deep for a RUclips comment on a song called "I just had sex"
K Clark so u had sex but not love sex
Want to laugh.... in the Irish Bar scene, I am the guy sitting next to the blonde girl. Brown sweater with darker sleeves. It was so much fun being a part of this.
That's a fabulous memory!
@@heidialexander8440 I did 13 years of film/tv/ advertising in NYC. So this was fun thing... and a lot of people still remember the video.... so when they here I am in it even as an extra... they laugh. Its just a fun trivia fact now. :)
They even gave you a close-up @2:20. 👏
Still counts!
well and i am akon
I love how Akon agreed to be part of a song that's basically a parody of everything he's ever put out
🚶🏿♂️🔫 🚶🏿♂️
Akon. Akon
I'm more impressed how A-listers like Jessica Alba and Blake Lively agreed to be part of it.
@@francisdiaz5213 same 😂
@@francisdiaz5213 I last saw this in highschool and listened to it religiously, just saw it for the first time in like 8 years and it blew my mind realizing they're all hella famous people and not just random 🤣
@@14sonnenkrieg88 Yo!! I was just thinking the same!!!
This song is Captain Holt's worst nightmare.
BONE!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha litteraly best coment ever written sorry grammar nazi's for the grammar
@SharkTank what is it?
Captain Holt:👁👄👁
BOOOOONEEE??!!?!!???
Akon made me feel like this was a serious song when I was 12.
facts frfr
It's a very serious song, yes. Embedded in internet history.
im 21, I just today, now, learned that this song is not serious
XD
@@diogoc500bruh I was a damn child in like 2nd or 3rd grade listening to this and it took me till like 14 or 15 to realize all their songs were jokes😂my ass 21 now listening to it
I miss this RUclips so much, those years were peak creativity and fun, smosh, epic meal time, FPS russia, and so many others that don't exist anymore, or turned into something else. Moments that won't ever come back, I'm happy and sad at the same time.
o7 to the OG RUclips Greats.
Smoshes food battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, PewDiePie, FPS Russia and Epic Meal Time were my go toos back in the day 😭😭
The fact that they aren’t even rhyming half the time just makes it better
Ik😂 jizz in my pants song hardly ever rhymes
cuz they arent part of the system! lool
It sounds like something smosh came up with
@@stuartcarter6516 don’t you mean smosh sounds like something the lonely island came up with?
@@stuartcarter6516 Smosh wishes
I will return when I'm qualified to sing this.
EDIT: HOLYSHT I only got notified about this just now. I didn't know this comment got many attention. So about my status...
*I AM QUALIFIED NOW!*
Godspeed brother
good luck have fun
Ima comment so I will get notification in 5 years
see you in 2030
You and me both comrade
When you realize Akon went from “Lonely” to “I Just Had Sex”
I’m very proud of him
Haahaahaahaahaha
Like a boss
That's how mafia works
@Marvin Zimmerman I just had sex too. It's overrated
@Marvin Zimmerman Nah, sex is overrated. JUst has some great sex though.
Bruh Akon was having the time of his life 😭😭😭
I remember when this song came out, still haven’t had sex yet.
Same
Fr
same F
F
F
Imagine, someone lost their virginity the same day this song came out.
And now they have theme song...I hope it was a good experience for them...;)
Richard Allen knowing the lyrics of this song and how disappointed the girls looked in the video, probably not lmaooo
@@syd_barrett_lmfao Sadly....it takes years to NOT be a 3-pump chump....always "ladies first"...foreplay IS important...you can't cook until the stove is hot....guys need to wait until she genuinely comes at least once before going in...sadly, these are not easy lessons for my gender to learn...;)
Richard Allen my female mind is just spinning rn tbh
@@syd_barrett_lmfao sorry if I offended...i was just being honest...
Let's not forget that someone literally wrote this song.
They deserve a medal
He probably just had sex
It has 310 million views. I don’t think it matters
Bailey Rapp, clearly.
and probably coke as well (we all know about the people behind scenes always felt)
I did it guys! Yesterday at 31 years old of my life for the first time
congratulations man
Damn. How unfuckable are you?
Very late bro
@@Manaos978it’s not a race 💀
Congrats man!
Peralta, Boyle and Captain Holt looking kinda different here
Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks the same
🤣 cracked me up 🤣
Nice one 😂😂
It's Peralta and the arcade manager, holt do be lookin weird tho
Lmao
I still can’t believe Andy went from doing stupid and hilarious shit like this to Brooklyn 99.
Oh wait, yes I can.
Oisín Mac Cumhaill Brooklyn 99 is fucking awesome
NOW NUMBER FIVE
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is stupid hilarious shit. He's never changed
@@l0stnf0und that what his comment implied
They should play one of the lonely island's song during one of the episodes
6 years ago, I commented saying I’ve never had sex.
I am back 7 years later just to say I did it boyzz
Good luck to the others
Lets goo!
Congrats man
Congrats on the sex
I just lost mine like 10 minutes ago i lasted looong then we thought her mum was coming home and it was all over I should have not bothered holding on
Noice
Can we just appreciate how amazing Akon's voice??!
This is legit Charles, Terry and Jake.
Omg i literally just thought of that 😂
Hahaha yeah exactly
OMGFHSHSHAHAHAHSHSH AAHAHAHAHAHSH
i love that video
Deathblade nah Doug Judy Terry has a wife
Honestly Akon's total lack of irony pushes this from "funny" to "legendary"
One of my favorite parts is when he sings “manure” super melodically.
@Gurpreet Singh Agreed. There's a whole assload of irony here. It's mocking the whole oversexed rap/rnb industry.
heeeeeeeeck yeah
247 lol
His arm movements when he sings for the “girls that let us flop around on top of them” 😂
This song is real??? I thought i just had a weird dream years ago.
This was litterly the pinicle of humanity back then
Maybe life's just a huge dream
IKR? This whole song seems like a fever dream lol
I thought so too a year before😂😂
Lmao ok
100% sure I’m not the only one still having this song just randomly poppin up inside my head at 2024
Did you just have sex 😂
I love how wholesome the support is for the people celebrating their first time. Shine on you crazy diamonds.
Lost it last night and playing it now 😂
Only celebrate your first time I’d you’ve saved it for marriage
@@tezmard3003 Dont fall for that nonsensical talk about magic sky daddy.
My bf played it a couple of hours b4 I lost it lol
@@SmashToBits don't fall for that edgelord blogger you worship
I'll be disappointed if people don't blast this song when quarantine ends.
They ought to be blasting it now
Id be dissatisfied with people if they didnt blast it. Therefore i agree.
XD
No doubt bro
would love that
Same
I'll tell Miranda! You naughty, naughty person!😂😂😂
HOLY FUCK ITS YOU HI
EXCUSE YOUUUUU?!??
JOSHHHH😂😂😂❤️
Umm Miranda baby, YES PLEASE
I miss those days when bangers like this came out
Finally, after many years, im happy to come back and say I can officially sing along
My man! Welcome!
Congrats. Still waiting for my time.
U did it dog congratulations
I am pretty close too 😅
Here we go my man!
Girls after sex: *Goes on with their life*
Boys after sex:
its true
so true )
and I'm a "boy" (seems the only one in this comments section), still, it's true as fuck!
@@fahrinf very true
Bitch, please! Think again!
I'll never be able to sing along to this.
It almost imposibile...it's catchy
why ?
bluewind gau ....I said it is catchy
Still don't get you ,sorry... you mean mysterious to have sex or what ?
bluewind gau Like when you hear it u cant unhear it
Just had my first time. Went about as perfect as it could. We did it🗣️
10 years have passed, I'm still not qualified to sing this.
F
FF
FFF
same
Honestly, at this point, I'd have sex with a pile of manure.
When you put your minecraft bed next to hers
MultiHaloCrazy I was going to like your comment but it’s 69
Sherlyn L Thank you for doing that. We all salute u.
😂🤣🤣
You sit just got 1k likes
I just mined diamonds 🎶
I need a cover with Peralta, Boyle and Terry
this is it!!! 😌
@@jaiden4393 Ray could be a hypeman, just nodding in the background with flat face
Imagine Peralta and Doug Judy singing this.
You mean Jeffords
I think you mean Peralta, Hitchcock and Skully
I can finally sing along with everyone else in this song after 25 years and some change! It feels great!
tell me about it
As a professional virgin, this song makes absolutely no sense to me
Professional virgin?
@@SubZero-ew8xp yes it's a thing
Sub Zero im a rookie virgin
@@SubZero-ew8xp Sugarcoated language for incel
Relate
10 years later and I just realized it’s Jessica Alba and Blake Lively.
Who tf is that
I know, right?
I know it was Jessica Alba I did not notice that was Blake lively until now. And not from this comment either. This weekend I saw a simple favor.
Blake is Deadpool’s wife
Jessica Alba was the Invisible woman from fantastic 4
Wi Fine you did not just disrespect Ms. Serena van der Woodsen like that...
2010: can't relate
2020: still can't relate
Same :(
There is a easy way to fix that...
@@perfectblue667 How.
I can relate now ☺️👌
Well for a price some will let you do it haha
Almost 30 years old, praying that I can sing this someday. I still believe
its okay. im 20 and in the same boat as you. one day brother
Believe in yourself
but you are a wizard now tho...
My wife does not appreciate me singing this every time.
I too would not appreciate this being sung only once a year. You should increase the ratio.
Still counts
👏 divorce 👏
Sorry dude, mine is singing with me
Show off
Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Terry.
STOPSMXNSJSJW
So good ! xD
IM WHEEZING I-
I CANT 😂😂😂😂😂
akon doesn't really look like Boyle
“I think she might have been a racist.. She put a bag on my head”
Akon: It still counts
Might have*
might have*
Might have*
Might have*
Might have*
13 years and still can't relate
Damn it’s 2020 but This ain’t never going away
Gabe Itch yep
Akon seems to be enjoying himself so much in this video.
He may have just had sex...
He’s a GOD
this song is timeless comedy. and the fact that it’s a genuinely good song makes it so much better
The
The
It's the sex song and will be forever. Countless people come here after boning, just as I have lol
@@xGaLoSx Wish I played this song when I lost my virginity 🗿 would’ve been funny asf and she had a good sense of humour too
They are comedians what did you expect
This showed up in my RUclips recommended after all of these years. This is a RUclips algorithms W.
9 years later and RUclips recommended this hmm thx for the throwback
8*
Chaotic Bean 7*
Krazy Cynical 6*
Ausländerzocken HD 5*
Same
Funny how this was recommended on the first day of NNN...
Youre right
Day 7 we thriving 😭
true
I need dick december
Sarcastic af
I still believe this is Jake everytime after he has sex with Amy.
This is factual, Boyle is even there too lmaoo
Gasps... TITLE OF OUR SEX TAPE
Omg not the only one!!!
I’m watching Brooklyn 99 now !😂
you are not the only one }:
These guys have absolutely no right to make these horrendous lyrics have such catchy melodies. You dont understand the amount of times Ive broke out in (this) song at the most inappropriate times in the most inappropriate places.
Should be illegal to make songs this good lmao
I play this every time afterwards. My wife isn't as amused as I am.
Bro....same! I'll also occasionally text it to some of my guy friends. They aren't amused either.
L O L !!!
Madlad
Same! My husband is also not amused
Lmfao she doesn't realize shes lucky. That's hilarious
I was a hopeless dude but now at 25 I can sing along out loud to this song!! Never give up! 😤
I am happy that you found hope my dude. Sing this song as loud as you can to inspire the homies around you.
Persistence is the key 🌚
Welcome to the community my brother 😂
Did you post this comment within 30 minutes tho
@@cypatrickp no Akon says if you LAST 30 minutes
*hehe)*
Akon cemented himself as a national treasure with this song.
I will always remember for being part of this song.
International treasure.*
"Semented"
I'm so sorry.
@@chuckboy9372 le sigh. Damn you that was funny.
We did it bois, this morning like 30 minutes ago, was the best 17.5 seconds of her life
I will never get over how legitimately gleeful Akon is in this video hahaha
Let's Go Scoutside he’s happy cause he just had sex
Hum
compared to lonely
He cures depression with nothung but his smile
Bro, he had so much fun with this song 😂
"But she put a bag on my head!"
"Still counts!"
That shit still gets me dead 🤣
@@hoseinsix1664 the girl put a bag on his head in order to not see his face
Hahahah me too 🤣🤣🤣
LOL 😆😆😆😆
Lmao
Best line out of a magnificent song. STILL COUNTS! Part of my lexicon to this day.
When I was a kid in China, I don't know what the lyric means, and this is my ringtone for my entire middle school。
Old brother, stable.
AAHAHAHAHAH
Clark 老C 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clark 老C XD
:))) it's my ringtone now! 我刚刚做爱!
Finally I relate to this song gang I did it
Akon looks like he’s having the time of his life, bless him.
I mean he just did it
He definitely just had sex before he did this
im screaming omggggg
I have never seen ANYONE as happy to be singing a song as Akon is in this one.... The genuine enjoyment he's having, perfect!
Of course he's happy, he just had sex!
He was definitely having fun with the boys
Because he just had sex
You’d be happy too if you just had sex ;)
It’s irresponsible levels of happy lol
Listening to this song for the first time at the age of 23 and still never had it yet. Pray for me 😅
praying on your downfall
@@jessechant5203 🤫
I didn't pass 18 and had it.......😶
@@victory548 you luck boy
@@kyc0201 I feel you. I was thinking the same for years, it finally happened to me recently at the age of 25. I thought it would never happened, and when I least expected it and I wasn’t prepared for it at all, it happened. If it still didn’t happen to you, don’t let it affect you negatively. Somewhere sometime there will at the very least be a completely drunk chick craving to have sex with you 😊😂.
When a 3rd grader hugs a girl
Wa_ters haha
This was me back then haha
Jammy Bam Bam MFC we all had those times bro
Wa_ters 😂😂
When Jared Fogle hugs a 3rd grader
One does not simply watch a lonely island video just once at a time
So true
TRUTH
exactly haha
that's so fuckin true
for sure, just watched like 5 of em.
I remember listening to this while playing minecraft
My childhood was weird
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
FuzzyWuzzy98 same
i just found diamonds!
FuzzyWuzzy98 there’s a minecraft parody
I still play minecraft :/
NOW I CAN FINALLY SING THIS SONG🔥🔥🔥
Congrats
@@Notmuhrealname yessirrrrrrr. Tho my body count is 7 but I did it right this time let’s goooooooo
Is no one going to talk about how they got Blake Lively and Jessica Alba to be in this?
I just noticed
Im still wondering
TLI got a lot of bigtimers in their videos lol . not rly surprising
They were promised sex.
what I'm wondering is how they got John McEnroe
Jake Peralta made this song after doing it with Amy.
LOL
Andy Samberg has a life outside of being an actor you dick. He also played one of the style boys in that movie where this band played themselves in an alternate universe. Wanna make a joke about that?
MuffinCountry ok? He’s just making a reference to b99 bc it’s funny we get that Andy has a life outside of the show and outside of music what’s the problem lmao
Bruh why he mad its just a joke lmao
@@Baruch.Goldstein r/wooosh
Moms with their daughter: Don’t lose your virginity until you’re 18
Dads with their sons celebrating:
😂
My mom: Not till you’re married
Ally Mills dude my mom: when ur 40
@@LuvStz bruh my mom: when u triple digits
best comment ever 😂😂😂
I played this song after losing my virginity 🎉🎉 didn’t even wait for a moment just started playing this after getting dress lol. it has always been my wish to play this song if I lose my virginity so glad I did😂😂
Hell yea brother!
I had to wait an hour to get home first, but same.
the fact they got Jessica Alba and Blake Lively for this is pretty funny
The look on their faces is "disgust welded in steel"
Best 30 seconds of any man's life!
@@Rascaduanok I would stretch that out to a couple hours with Jessica, then switch to Blake for the another few hours.
1000th like lol
Ok I was today years old when I realised who the girls were 😂
When I was a virgin I promised myself that I would blast this song after I lost it. And after I lost it I actually did do it on the drive home.
Bomb La Tour Nice! I’m 17 too man! And I’m also high
Sean Fly congrat for you both on being high
@@jayshashigari5628 shhh, they're living the high life now.
You guys have cars at 17??!!
Man I’m sad. Im European
We're proud of you king😤 👌
“Peralta that’s enough!”
Alright you know what? Yes
Who tf is Peralta? Does everyone watch this stupid ass show?
Aight Cap'n Dad
@ Andy Samberg is Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine Nine. Also, the show is great so you should consider giving it a watch
@ actually its an alright show
Who else comes back here over the years to celebrate 🤣
Weird how Andy hasn't changed a lot to this day.
69th like :D
420th like
@@cyanthunder2729 451th like
452th like
I kinda wanna like this comment but i dont want to ruin perfect 666 likes
Wish I could sing this without lying
I finally can
Lucky😞 I probably never can
Biniam Gaming you’ll get there
20 years and no end in sight😥🤞
@@PassportGaming if it helps it's not that great, just status
i wonder how many people came back to this song after they lost their virginity
Hi
@@cherkunglonk nice
i never will
Guilty
Me😂😂😂
I wish there was a recording of Andy Samberg calling Akon and asking him to do this song
reverse stereotype. Black guy sings, white guy raps.
Ignitablegamer yep
Any toddler can rap. All you need is to recite a nursery rhyme to a beat. Singing takes talent, and Akon has talent. Lonely Island KNOW any idiot can rap, and that's why they infuse it with humor and creativity.
Ignitablegamer, that was racist
AmirShano's Why is that racist?
Wildjom Wiw White people and black people sing