Making a Minecraft Supermarket

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Jaymac720
    @Jaymac720 4 года назад +749

    The inventory detection system is more like “congrats you won two free dogs”

  • @GinningMaddy
    @GinningMaddy 4 года назад +912

    "Shopping is awful"
    Mumbo on hermitcraft: No one sells spider eyes why

    • @totallynotjeff7748
      @totallynotjeff7748 4 года назад +29

      Well that's just because there's no Amazon delivery on the Hermitcraft server. They're working on it, though.

    • @jeffjeff6287
      @jeffjeff6287 4 года назад +6

      Hmm

    • @jeffjeff6287
      @jeffjeff6287 4 года назад +5

      Coincidence

    • @dnze6279
      @dnze6279 4 года назад +1

      You are true my frond

    • @jeffjeff6287
      @jeffjeff6287 4 года назад +1

      'Totally not jeff' hmm?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +454

    "Shopping is awful"
    *Flashbacks of being forced to go shopping with parents occur*

    • @papyrusthecool8321
      @papyrusthecool8321 4 года назад +5

      I can relate to this massively. I went shopping for entire Sundays. Basically, they Thanos snapped my weekends.

    • @tuckz2sav
      @tuckz2sav 4 года назад +1

      BRUH STOP COMMENTING EVERYWHERE

    • @tuckz2sav
      @tuckz2sav 4 года назад +1

      btw moustache sub to meh plz

    • @MrAlex-ej8ov
      @MrAlex-ej8ov 4 года назад +2

      Everywhere I go, I see his face

    • @tuckz2sav
      @tuckz2sav 4 года назад

      @@MrAlex-ej8ov ikrr

  • @James-yv8nk
    @James-yv8nk 3 года назад +246

    Here’s an idea, instead of releasing attack dogs, you could release attack bees. So for example, one dispenser spawns a few bees and the other one fires a harming potion to get the bees angry.

    • @thelmaboss244
      @thelmaboss244 2 года назад +3

      I don't think that dogs is a good in a shopping market (I'm a boy btw...) bees are a good idea for a shopping market.

    • @Mr_Pwndd
      @Mr_Pwndd 2 года назад +3

      that would not make alot of sense

    • @APNifty
      @APNifty 2 года назад +27

      @@thelmaboss244 what does this have to do with you having a y chromosome

    • @SudoBurger
      @SudoBurger 2 года назад +3

      Or what if the dogs had bees in their mouths - and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +2

      It’s a bit late for suggestions now

  • @ultrasdfthecrazative9097
    @ultrasdfthecrazative9097 4 года назад +218

    Mumbo 2019: slime and honey block contraptions
    Mumbo 2020: shopping market with guard dogs

  • @מיכאלרחמילביץ-ד2ק
    @מיכאלרחמילביץ-ד2ק 4 года назад +694

    "They never tend to work in the supermarkets that I go into"
    Wait

  • @imnotdonaldtrumpiswear6732
    @imnotdonaldtrumpiswear6732 4 года назад +6674

    Nobody:
    Mumbo: *Now i dont know if this thing is in other countries too, but here in England we have oxygen*

  • @graysongrahamcracker8573
    @graysongrahamcracker8573 2 года назад +32

    That "Bloop" he did with his mouth for the scanner actually sounded pretty accurate.

  • @goldsummerelk9696
    @goldsummerelk9696 4 года назад +2337

    Mumbo: *”My supermarket has guard dogs”*
    Me from Canada: *Does mumbo live in a prison?*

  • @nathandiener3479
    @nathandiener3479 4 года назад +505

    Mumbos mum: "i need you to help me with the shopping tomorrow"
    Mumbo: *scared mumbo noises*

  • @DaniGleenberg
    @DaniGleenberg 4 года назад +119

    “I don’t know if that’s a thing in other countries but here we have food”

  • @strangerdanger5253
    @strangerdanger5253 3 года назад +50

    Mumbo: "If you're gonna steal something, just go around"
    Me: Oh thanks Mumb-
    Oh wait

  • @andreyrumming6842
    @andreyrumming6842 4 года назад +346

    ATM: Automated Teller Machine
    Also mumbo, I'll be completely honest, that sound of the scanner at 9:00 was pretty much perfect.

  • @stratis722
    @stratis722 4 года назад +2711

    Mumbo's built a gym, this is just a place for him to get his protein shakes.

    • @griffin7670
      @griffin7670 4 года назад +42

      At 8:18 there is a monster energy drink too

    • @misss.o.j.
      @misss.o.j. 4 года назад +4

      LOL!!!!!!!!

    • @ScalyRaptor1944
      @ScalyRaptor1944 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @IvanMartinez-hq9ie
      @IvanMartinez-hq9ie 4 года назад +2

      I think it is a Red Bull 😅

    • @The_Archi-Tech
      @The_Archi-Tech 4 года назад +74

      Do u think he should build a restaurant? Thumbs up if yes thumbs down for no

  • @bipbeedippy3954
    @bipbeedippy3954 4 года назад +503

    "WHY ARE THE CHICKENS NOT CATCHING FIRE?!"
    *it's Poultry Man. he's come to save the day again.*

    • @henrymorgan8936
      @henrymorgan8936 4 года назад +2

      Omg true!!?

    • @hmll2249
      @hmll2249 4 года назад

      There's a setting called fire spreading so if it's of nothing will catch on fire

    • @hmll2249
      @hmll2249 4 года назад

      Or there hitting the end rod

    • @bigboyobi-wan
      @bigboyobi-wan 4 года назад

      Obviously

    • @bigboyobi-wan
      @bigboyobi-wan 4 года назад

      @Lava Lamp it’s a joke. Have u any sense of humor?

  • @AManwithaB0x
    @AManwithaB0x 3 года назад +67

    I know this is an older video by now, but Imma say it anyway - the item frames will work if the shelves are carpets rather than trapdoors. I've seen other "supermarket" style builds that do that and it works fine for them. In case anyone was wondering.

  • @amalienjensen
    @amalienjensen 4 года назад +1105

    “ I don’t know if other countries have this, but in England we have...”
    *names all the features of every grocery store ever*

    • @frogflats2406
      @frogflats2406 4 года назад +57

      Well I mean like I don't think every supermarket has guard dogs

    • @amalienjensen
      @amalienjensen 4 года назад +7

      froglats 10 yeah ig you’re right haven’t seen that before lol

    • @lovepeaceandshine7583
      @lovepeaceandshine7583 4 года назад +11

      froglats 10 I don’t think any supermarkets have it because it might be considered a heath code violation. But I think he just added dogs as _something_ for a security system

    • @amalienjensen
      @amalienjensen 4 года назад

      Crazy Cookie yea he also didn’t say they had that in England hahaha

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 4 года назад +6

      @@frogflats2406 True. Plus the groceries in my country don't have conveyor belts in the counters. We're too poor for them, I guess?
      Maybe they're trying to save money?
      (Also, some groceries here don't have that detection system. And most rely on CCTVs. I think the detection thingy at the front is just for decoration at this point. XD)

  • @legoman6691
    @legoman6691 4 года назад +2338

    Me: *goes into Wal-Mart and the security scanner goes off*
    Officer: I'm sory sir, we upgraded the system based off of a youtube video.
    Me: what youtube vid...
    Security dogs: *appears*
    Me: son of a...

    • @kippert8912
      @kippert8912 4 года назад +31

      Me before getting mauled by a dog: was he an Indian guy?

    • @Alvionalx
      @Alvionalx 4 года назад +37

      Me:son of a ...Dog

    • @James42_
      @James42_ 4 года назад +22

      Sun of a Bumbo!

    • @skullmaster665
      @skullmaster665 4 года назад +8

      IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

    • @thebluehero7319
      @thebluehero7319 4 года назад +5

      lol this is great

  • @thatpirateboi
    @thatpirateboi 4 года назад +262

    *Mumbo Laughing Maniacally about the rotisserie chickens*
    “ One of These chickens is going to meet a rather fiery end”
    He says it so calmly.

    • @bavarianmapper4566
      @bavarianmapper4566 4 года назад +5

      ONE of the chickens
      *all the chickens die*

    • @sparecreeper1580
      @sparecreeper1580 4 года назад +3

      He means poultry man (a.k.a. GRIAN)

    • @loganhudson9801
      @loganhudson9801 4 года назад

      @@sparecreeper1580 No, grian couldn't possibly be poultry man, I'm thinking iskall is though

    • @nethernom
      @nethernom 4 года назад

      Ultimate Gamer yeah, poultry man has to be Bdubz or someone, I figured it out, ITS TANGO, think about it, Tango was on vacation while poultry man was on vacation

    • @limonlx7182
      @limonlx7182 4 года назад

      @@nethernom No! It's Stress! When the Duck Woman appears somewhere, Stress very weirdly disappears, and what do we see?..
      the Poultry Man is here again!
      *What a coincidence!*

  • @nukegamingyt0
    @nukegamingyt0 Год назад +3

    I remember watching this back when it first came out. I think it’s funny that I’m getting nostalgic over a video that came out 3 years ago

  • @wofuldiamond9080
    @wofuldiamond9080 4 года назад +257

    The can that you recognised is from a company called “Arizona” and yes you can get it in the Uk you just have to go into the right shops

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 4 года назад +20

      The Arizona beverage company is an amazing company. They have stubbornly refused to raise the prices on their tall boy cans, labeling them on the can for 99c. Some stores specifically request the un priced cans so they can hike the prices themselves.

    • @JediSentinal
      @JediSentinal 4 года назад +8

      @@Taolan8472 damn thats cool!

    • @riceisgood1825
      @riceisgood1825 4 года назад +5

      Taolan8472 And the drinks taste really good 😎.

    • @byendlvl
      @byendlvl 4 года назад +4

      In the place where I live those Arizona drinks are ridiculously expensive, but at least the taste is godly.

    • @WillBinge
      @WillBinge 4 года назад +1

      Taolan8472 I’ve never tried one. If I ever find one I’m buying it.

  • @hallowizer440
    @hallowizer440 4 года назад +828

    "The security systems never work" - how do you know this?

    • @m3m3b0y2
      @m3m3b0y2 4 года назад +24

      Hallowizer dude you have such a good point

    • @DapperSFM
      @DapperSFM 4 года назад +9

      The alarm could’ve gone of when he didn’t steal. Is this supposed to be a joke?

    • @nofriends8361
      @nofriends8361 4 года назад +36

      Dapperstreams 22 yes it’s a joke

    • @numberonefarm2000
      @numberonefarm2000 4 года назад +3

      Stolen

    • @the_1649
      @the_1649 4 года назад +5

      Number One Farm I literally just thought if it in milliseconds as well, this is just a common idea not stolen

  • @hunterstevens1005
    @hunterstevens1005 4 года назад +110

    Guy walks out of store with items he just overpayed for, alarm goes off,
    Mumbo: release the attack dogs

    • @nese1
      @nese1 4 года назад +4

      Mumbo: Release the hounds.

    • @Aperoo
      @Aperoo 2 года назад

      @@nese1 *flashbacks to The Simpsons*

  • @yuvalprusak
    @yuvalprusak Год назад +1

    Mumbo's checkout **BLOOP** sound is impeccable

  • @nikolane5338
    @nikolane5338 4 года назад +86

    Guys I’m just saying, his “bloop” was on point

  • @frostdee936
    @frostdee936 4 года назад +194

    Mumbo, mumbo, mumbo...
    “I DONT KNOW IF YOU HAVE THIS IN OTHER COUNTRIES, BUT HERE WE HAVE AN I T E M S C A N N E R”

    • @indayteray8647
      @indayteray8647 4 года назад +3

      M2

    • @zenix2973
      @zenix2973 4 года назад +1

      HE MEANT THE "CONVEYOR BELT" NOT AN ITEM SCANNER

  • @lordkalpa5254
    @lordkalpa5254 4 года назад +158

    "Now, people have to pay. If they don't, obviously the security systems will hopefully malfunction..."
    - Mumbo

  • @sirpigpin1997
    @sirpigpin1997 3 года назад +1

    “ Shopping is terrible” I like that.

  • @keremgive
    @keremgive 4 года назад +287

    "shopping is awful"
    Says someone who is a part of hermitcraft

    • @theopoldthegamer4284
      @theopoldthegamer4284 4 года назад +8

      There's a difference between virtual shopping and normal.

    • @jmeno8652
      @jmeno8652 4 года назад +2

      @@theopoldthegamer4284 yeah like what? Cuz I dont see how walking in-game and pressing buttons is any better than walking in-real life and shoving things into a cart.
      for me personally, theyre both boring

    • @Disearned
      @Disearned 4 года назад +3

      *jmeno - there is a big difference.
      Ones in Minecraft, ones in real life

    • @kingniggaz7760
      @kingniggaz7760 4 года назад +1

      @@Disearned ruclips.net/video/6Mu1vIWnoKo/видео.html

    • @DimiDzi
      @DimiDzi 4 года назад +4

      the one of three members of Sahara leadership

  • @themonkyboss6205
    @themonkyboss6205 4 года назад +168

    Mumbo: what does the AT in ATM stand for
    Me: A Time

  • @michaeljfan9720
    @michaeljfan9720 4 года назад +810

    I would call this store "Mumbo Mart", with moustaches for the M's.

    • @rebeccalini_
      @rebeccalini_ 3 года назад +3

      Omg that’s such a good idea!

    • @ChimpyWallah
      @ChimpyWallah 3 года назад +5

      It’s a shop actually

    • @kcapila
      @kcapila 3 года назад +4

      @@ChimpyWallah its a supermarket. Not a shop.

    • @ChimpyWallah
      @ChimpyWallah 3 года назад +5

      @@kcapila what’s the difference?

    • @ezriha
      @ezriha 3 года назад +17

      @@ChimpyWallah supermarket is super and shop is less super

  • @sofiaemerick4790
    @sofiaemerick4790 3 года назад +7

    It would be so cool if he was able to rig the place where you pay up to the security system so that instead of it being random, it would go off if you didn't put the correct amount of diamonds in.

  • @bananabro1010
    @bananabro1010 4 года назад +160

    Mumbo: This is a pretty nice-looking build
    Grian: *ill be the judge of that*

    • @Mrek_Travo
      @Mrek_Travo 4 года назад +3

      ill? Its i'll

    • @vae6868
      @vae6868 4 года назад

      Markhermoso05yt _ r/woosh

    • @frostyyjay54
      @frostyyjay54 4 года назад +2

      @@vae6868 yeah that's not how that works at all, dumbass.

    • @bananabro1010
      @bananabro1010 4 года назад

      OOF

    • @vae6868
      @vae6868 4 года назад

      Frostyy Jay geezzzz mate

  • @bobbondy3920
    @bobbondy3920 4 года назад +104

    Mumbo: “instead of having real people making the sandwich we will have robots make it”
    They are taking our jobs!!

  • @edwana2773
    @edwana2773 4 года назад +497

    Mumbo: “If you ever want to steal, just go round it”
    *it was at this moment that he knew*

  • @brentbrent8918
    @brentbrent8918 3 года назад +16

    7:35
    "Now the redstone for this isn't too crazy"
    Me: *0_0*

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 4 года назад +58

    9:01 I have never heard a closer boop to a scanner from a human being

  • @xxnightwalker6323
    @xxnightwalker6323 4 года назад +126

    Mumbo: *looks at Arizona tea*
    "We don't actually sell that in England..."
    Me:*sad noises while slowly sipping my iced tea*

    • @tarahbeth
      @tarahbeth 4 года назад

      xXNight Walker what was it?

    • @xxnightwalker6323
      @xxnightwalker6323 4 года назад

      @@tarahbeth are you asking what Mumbo didn't know? Because that would be Arizona tea. The price of 99 cents is printed on the can so businesses can't sell it for less.

    • @ethanbrown2900
      @ethanbrown2900 4 года назад

      @@xxnightwalker6323 The Convenience store in my town sells them for $0.59

    • @ethanbrown2900
      @ethanbrown2900 4 года назад

      @Aidan S I honestly prefer Arnold Palmer, but I drink Arizona, too.

    • @static7974
      @static7974 4 года назад +2

      @xXNight Walker SAME! And at my store, they're 6.23 USD sadly

  • @thomaschristensen2941
    @thomaschristensen2941 4 года назад +70

    0:41 Yes, other countries have those security things, and yes, they never work

    • @zssdfounder4607
      @zssdfounder4607 4 года назад +1

      In the store I work for we literally wave people to keep walking if t goes off because it's unreliable.

    • @akrammuzavor2500
      @akrammuzavor2500 4 года назад +1

      Works in my country........

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 4 года назад +3

      They do work, but a lot of stores use outdated ones. Older security systems just used certain types of light(infrared being one of them) to see if there was a scannable item in there, and if there was, it would go off. Regardless if the store even sold that item in the first place. A weakness of that system was, that you could simply scratch off the barcode or have something that blocked light well enough for it to not recognise the existance of a barcode and you could steal anything you want. Since all items would normally go through the register and people didnt really go to multiple stores, it was a good working system.
      Nowadays, they are updated and have basically 2 versions: a generic one, often used in clothing stores, that uses magnetic sensors that can detect specific magnetic fields of certain magnets, which are rarely sold to the average customer, but every piece of clothing has it(in that large, often white, button) so it rarely goes off, and the one that uses an updated security system that can actually track more specific items. Meaning that all items get scanned before the store stocks them and that the alarm wont go off if the items detected are not actually registered in the store.
      And that is a very short and basic explanation that would make any engineer that actually works on these things mad at me, because ofcourse, its a lot more complicated than that. But I think those people should at the very least kinda agree with me that its a decent enough explanation as to why some of those things never work.

    • @victoriakathleen01
      @victoriakathleen01 4 года назад

      Ours work, but only select items have security tags, and it can cause problems if you go through self checkout and forget to take them off. Not an issue though, staff know and don't care hahaha

    • @logannickerson4224
      @logannickerson4224 4 года назад

      They're either intimidation and don't work (from experience at dick's sports, my sister stole something) or beep regardless of any factors (from experience at old navy: BEEP BEEP BEEP)

  • @milespeterson5049
    @milespeterson5049 2 года назад +1

    “ I don’t know if other countries have this, but in England we have...”
    names all the features of every grocery store ever 😆

  • @Dominik-ye7hj
    @Dominik-ye7hj 4 года назад +259

    Some random person: *steals a candy bar*
    Mumbo: "RELEASE THE ATTACK DOGS!"

    • @bavarianmapper4566
      @bavarianmapper4566 4 года назад +7

      PLEASE DON’T BITE ME DOGGOS ITS JUST A KITKAT CALM DOWN!
      *_BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK_*

    • @a_ghost8926
      @a_ghost8926 4 года назад +4

      FETCH ME THERE SOULS

    • @b1battledroid179
      @b1battledroid179 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/PJyxt3VDqeI/видео.html that song that plays when you steal from mumbos store

    • @legeekdechepaou411
      @legeekdechepaou411 4 года назад +2

      Bring back their money and foreskins

    • @dudder2008
      @dudder2008 4 года назад

      @Justin Zuidema if they stole shit they aint innocent !! RELEASE THE HOUNDS !

  • @ziontrask3459
    @ziontrask3459 4 года назад +92

    When mumbo made the little beeping noise that the scanner makes it was so accurate it was hilarious lol

  • @nobz_9300
    @nobz_9300 4 года назад +373

    “The security systems never work”
    Seems a little suspicious to me, not gonna lie

    • @wolf_pack_fan9575
      @wolf_pack_fan9575 4 года назад +3

      True like if he stole something and he wasnt caught or maybe he saw someone else not get caught.

    • @codingvio7383
      @codingvio7383 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, he tested it with a textbook of minecraft technology that he took without paying for

    • @DapperSFM
      @DapperSFM 4 года назад

      The alarm could’ve gone off when he never stole anything. Tell me this is a joke or I’ll think these comments are not jokes

    • @pl3xx782
      @pl3xx782 4 года назад

      I mean the ones in the supermarket don’t work because I accidentally walked out without paying for a piece of candy and no alarms went off. I then realized and walked back in to pay.

    • @codingvio7383
      @codingvio7383 4 года назад

      @@pl3xx782 did they give you a reward for the most honest customer?

  • @kindacrabby
    @kindacrabby 3 года назад +1

    Yeah, that's a good start, little alarm going off. Okay. *Let's release some attack dogs.*

  • @_crunchyleaf_398
    @_crunchyleaf_398 4 года назад +221

    Mumbo: * makes sandwich station*
    Mumbo:* adds option of seagrass*
    People using his thing: * *finally, some good freaking food* *

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 года назад +3

      Ah, a man of class, I see.

    • @joshuagoodwin9018
      @joshuagoodwin9018 4 года назад +1

      he forgot cheese

    • @USA2283
      @USA2283 4 года назад +1

      4.99M subs u asshats better subscribe stop cockblocking this man from 5M

  • @cloverarcondas3049
    @cloverarcondas3049 4 года назад +84

    Mumbo; "Im gonna build a supermarket in minecraft!"
    Did you mean: *Sahara*

  • @869wh
    @869wh 4 года назад +250

    There's literally a sandwich mod that does EVERYTHING you just specified.

    • @yourfurnace7576
      @yourfurnace7576 4 года назад +4

      whats it called.

    • @869wh
      @869wh 4 года назад +4

      @@yourfurnace7576 Thekitchenmod

    • @ognyanstrelkov3773
      @ognyanstrelkov3773 4 года назад +2

      Furiouscreeper/ creeptastic there’s also pam’s harvestcraft

    • @sprinklesnake6563
      @sprinklesnake6563 4 года назад +7

      mods are for the weak

    • @jensjens7932
      @jensjens7932 4 года назад

      ?Pams Harvestcraft? Good choice

  • @sallyphn
    @sallyphn 3 года назад +4

    7:17 mumbo: Tomato…
    Me : it’s An APPLE 🍎

  • @e_m_m_a_0122
    @e_m_m_a_0122 4 года назад +101

    This video: exists
    Sahara, concorp and idea: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @felipechacon4568
      @felipechacon4568 4 года назад +6

      joëlla -loves jimmy&netty well, Mumbo does co-own Sahara...

  • @jfitz0609
    @jfitz0609 3 года назад +312

    "I don't know if you have these in other countries"
    *Proceeds to explain how almost every checkout system at stores across the world functions*

    • @psygamez7727
      @psygamez7727 3 года назад +2

      Uhhhh they don’t have them in America, right

    • @victoriancrystal5144
      @victoriancrystal5144 3 года назад +11

      @@psygamez7727 no, we have both the scanners at the door and the conveyer belt checkout system

    • @psygamez7727
      @psygamez7727 3 года назад +2

      @@victoriancrystal5144 well I knew about the checkout system but I didn’t know that we had the security thing

    • @adrien4565
      @adrien4565 2 года назад +1

      @the golden doomslayer its like that in places like singapore and japan, with population of mostly chinese/japanese/korean people

    • @adrien4565
      @adrien4565 2 года назад

      @the golden doomslayer what. ?? I've never seen a self checkout place in America, ever- its always on super high surveillance

  • @snowpoff3271
    @snowpoff3271 4 года назад +118

    00:58 when he said the alarms don’t work at stores I though he was just gonna say he robs them.

  • @Stiky_Piston
    @Stiky_Piston Год назад +1

    8:31 There is a mod called Sandwichable (Fabric/Quilt modloaders only), that allow you to assemble sandwiches on a Sandwich Table, and the bigger the sandwich, the more hunger it replenishes

  • @sab3r10
    @sab3r10 4 года назад +41

    Mumbo: "The security systems malfunction"
    Also Mumbo: *walks around the security system*

  • @GalinASP_YT
    @GalinASP_YT 4 года назад +91

    When it’s the start of 2020 and you’ve already reached peak laziness.

  • @victoriakathleen01
    @victoriakathleen01 4 года назад +396

    "We don't actually sell that in England, but I recognize the can"
    Ah yes, Arizona Green Tea. A classic, indeed.

    • @-Name-here-
      @-Name-here- 4 года назад +2

      Ngl I hate arizona green tea lol

    • @pintin9843
      @pintin9843 4 года назад +6

      I was drinking it when watching this lol

    • @jackoutdoors3752
      @jackoutdoors3752 4 года назад +3

      @@-Name-here- I like all Arizona products

    • @strawdurpy7634
      @strawdurpy7634 4 года назад +5

      wait they don’t sell tea IN ENGLAND

    • @davoodoh3137
      @davoodoh3137 4 года назад

      @@strawdurpy7634 ikr

  • @At0t
    @At0t 3 года назад +10

    For mumbo's information
    Yes we do have the things on the inside of doors in America

  • @akjsdghhergasiudghashg9261
    @akjsdghhergasiudghashg9261 4 года назад +149

    “Why are the chickens not catching fire”? - Mumbo 2020

    • @judithallison4598
      @judithallison4598 4 года назад

      Bro have you heard of SepiadragoonGR

    • @TC53_
      @TC53_ 4 года назад

      Stolen from sepiadragoongr

    • @kingniggaz7760
      @kingniggaz7760 4 года назад

      @@TC53_ ruclips.net/video/6Mu1vIWnoKo/видео.html

    • @TC53_
      @TC53_ 4 года назад

      What?

    • @alanwolf313
      @alanwolf313 4 года назад +1

      Proud Smallishbeans noises

  • @vetikat936
    @vetikat936 3 года назад +74

    Minecraft: Mumbo how many iron trapdoors do you want in this build?
    Mumbo: yes

  • @its.chrisyy_3396
    @its.chrisyy_3396 4 года назад +341

    He's acting like England is another world lol

  • @dtheall86
    @dtheall86 3 года назад +2

    8:21 Agreed, maybe seagrass would posion you, apples would increase saturation, eggs would increase saturation, honey would greatly increase sturation, although combining honey with certain foods would make both have no effect, lettuce (new item) would give regeneration for 5 secs, and lastly, bread crafted with the combined ingredients would name it "Sandwich"

  • @Biscel.
    @Biscel. 4 года назад +347

    “Shopping is awful”
    I’m glad to see I’m not the only person who hates shopping. I don’t get why people like doing it?

    • @maria_kryukova
      @maria_kryukova 4 года назад +10

      I liked shopping until I almost fainted in the mall now I get anxiety every time I'm in a store

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 4 года назад +9

      Though if i have to choose between shopping or laundry. Shopping is much more chill all you need is a list and a good podcast.

    • @zupahdinguh4231
      @zupahdinguh4231 4 года назад +2

      You are also awful

    • @leowiding8792
      @leowiding8792 4 года назад +4

      Definitely not something I like doing by myself but if you're hanging out with friends at the same time it's fine

    • @spidernorris5375
      @spidernorris5375 4 года назад +4

      Why is nobody talking about the fact that this is a fricking egg

  • @benjaminfield4888
    @benjaminfield4888 3 года назад +264

    “Why are the chickens not catching fire?!” -Mumbo Jumbo

    • @littlewolfgirl8707
      @littlewolfgirl8707 3 года назад +4

      Sounds more like smallish beans

    • @redm00n748
      @redm00n748 3 года назад +1

      🤦 Mumbo Jumbo must have used furnaces

  • @vexuria
    @vexuria 4 года назад +68

    "I'm not embarrassed to admit that I order my groceries by phone" sounds kinda rich mumbo ngl

    • @ahooverwithinternetaccess6082
      @ahooverwithinternetaccess6082 4 года назад +4

      Well, he is a good film maker

    • @xavierpaterson2670
      @xavierpaterson2670 4 года назад

      He is rich because he does youtube and his channel is really successful and he does filming but its not just him being rich its him also being lazy

    • @strawdurpy7634
      @strawdurpy7634 4 года назад

      lol it’s called walmart app

  • @Mushroom-xc6qd
    @Mushroom-xc6qd 10 месяцев назад +1

    What have we learnt to day? IF YOU STEAL, CUTE, FRIENDLY DOGS WILL POP OUT OF THE GROUND

  • @runk3264
    @runk3264 4 года назад +59

    "They seem to always malfunction." How would you know? Hmmmmmm??

    • @-Name-here-
      @-Name-here- 4 года назад +3

      I’ve actually never seen them really malfunction unless it’s clothes and the tag things been left on lol

    • @channelname9897
      @channelname9897 4 года назад

      o h n o

    • @linchopham611
      @linchopham611 4 года назад +1

      they are RFID that work with some kind of radio wave signal and when the tag thingy on the things like cloths because most supermarket is useless if they had that thing

  • @Knight69.
    @Knight69. 4 года назад +82

    "alright thats a good start" "*NOW LETS ADD SOME ATTACK DOGS*"

  • @elisek3563
    @elisek3563 4 года назад +82

    “Do you have attack dogs at your supermarkets?”
    -Mumbo 2020

    • @SeaKnight_Rory
      @SeaKnight_Rory 4 года назад +2

      I mean I did get scared by a dog while out at ASDA today. It was big and barked at me and I ran away. I love dogs but this one looked angry....

  • @imnotbeluga007
    @imnotbeluga007 2 года назад +1

    A good way to add an actual alarm system is to place the shulker box inside a sort of scanner.
    You can add a easy sorting system that looks for an verification item that is added once you pay. If you don't scan it, it's gonna alarm, and if you didn't pay, you're also gonna activate the alarm as there's no verification item. Add a really strange name, and copying it is gonna be near impossible.
    And since your paycheck is taken for verification, you can't take it with you without triggering the alarm.

  • @ivannajera9704
    @ivannajera9704 4 года назад +265

    Mumbo: I don’t know if this thing is in other countries but in England but we actually have skin

    • @acepyjamas1250
      @acepyjamas1250 4 года назад +31

      I made pizza rolls!
      English people: *What the hell are those, are you shtupid? Those are clearly jiggly wiggly water biscuits!*

    • @EmmaTrojanowski
      @EmmaTrojanowski 4 года назад +6

      CanISpeakToTheManager Please I found that too funny

    • @aspynx
      @aspynx 4 года назад +4

      CanISpeakToTheManager Please HAHA

    • @kinggeedorah27
      @kinggeedorah27 3 года назад +2

      It's not funny that's just how British people speak which includes me and what the hell is a pizza roll?!?!

    • @honeycomb7295
      @honeycomb7295 3 года назад +2

      @@kinggeedorah27 yh innit it's not funny wat is a pizza roll anyway

  • @SepiaDragoonGR
    @SepiaDragoonGR 4 года назад +133

    *"Why are the chickens not catching fire!?"*
    - Mumbo Jumbo, 2020

    • @ryliesmile298
      @ryliesmile298 4 года назад +3

      He sounded like smallishbeans when he said that, I think

    • @ryliesmile298
      @ryliesmile298 4 года назад

      @@kingniggaz7760 I'm confused, why did you link me to a mortal combat video? Not complaining because mortal combat is
      awesome but I'm confused

  • @instantkevino
    @instantkevino 2 года назад

    9. 09 jumbo proceeds to explain exactly how a checkout station works at every market ever

  • @JustNevaIg
    @JustNevaIg 4 года назад +18

    9:01
    that scanner sound effect was on point

  • @levontriz
    @levontriz 3 года назад +1

    Idea: create a series where you make a redstone city and you can make every building in multiple episodes

  • @Xavierdaq
    @Xavierdaq 4 года назад +56

    "peak 2020 laziness" Never heard a quote I can relate to so well

  • @ruibeebe8323
    @ruibeebe8323 4 года назад +106

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Mumbo: There's guard dogs in my supermarket.

  • @dontlookatmyprofilepicture3790
    @dontlookatmyprofilepicture3790 4 года назад +204

    *“We don’t actually sell this in England,but I recognise the tin”*
    *Beans...*

    • @reflex3843
      @reflex3843 4 года назад +31

      *Arizona Green Tea...*

    • @dontlookatmyprofilepicture3790
      @dontlookatmyprofilepicture3790 4 года назад +5

      Aperture Laboratories wtf does yur tea look like

    • @reflex3843
      @reflex3843 4 года назад +9

      @@dontlookatmyprofilepicture3790 Google it. Just like that.

    • @qomuka
      @qomuka 4 года назад

      Benjamin Garmany here in Australia we have Heinz Beans

    • @sonyaihnatsenka633
      @sonyaihnatsenka633 4 года назад

      Sardines

  • @jackieblow4514
    @jackieblow4514 2 года назад

    Just to let you know, the two standy-radar-thingy-thing-things at the entrance of a supermarket are to scan people's shopping trolleys and make sure they arent stealing anything.
    This is from a person who lives in England, you're welcome :>

  • @mathmachine4266
    @mathmachine4266 4 года назад +38

    8:30 I mean let’s be honest, the one feature in Minecraft we all really want...is functional chairs. No more of this crouching on a staircase junk.
    And don’t get on me like “but it wouldn’t be useful”, okay, ITEM FRAMES aren’t useful at all, yet Minecraft players still craft them by the handful. POTTED PLANTS aren’t useful, but again, we still put them everywhere.

    • @spiderinsocks2224
      @spiderinsocks2224 4 года назад

      It's not vanilla

    • @EaThePorg
      @EaThePorg 4 года назад +2

      FBI your face isn’t vanilla

    • @syberyah
      @syberyah 4 года назад +1

      @Lolly Lemur what's that supposed to mean!
      @FBI I know it's not currently a vanilla feature but think about it: we can sleep in beds and lie in them for an eternity even if Gamrule DoDaylightCycle is set to False. So who says chairs can't be a vanilla Minecraft feature?

    • @spiderinsocks2224
      @spiderinsocks2224 4 года назад

      @@syberyah I guess so, but for me, it doesn't seem quite right for a reason...

    • @advaithremesh1698
      @advaithremesh1698 4 года назад +1

      how about vertical slabs

  • @JamestheAviator
    @JamestheAviator 4 года назад +131

    "Don't steal from supermarkets" What so normal shops are fine?!

  • @lrmclinn
    @lrmclinn Год назад +1

    The T in atm stands for TYME which is actually ANOTHER ACCRONYM that means take your money everywhere

  • @devlinlanger3690
    @devlinlanger3690 3 года назад +116

    "I've entered peak 2020 laziness"
    *March-December* : Allow us to introduce ourseleves

    • @thegunguy0
      @thegunguy0 2 года назад +1

      I wuld coment bt am to lazy

  • @lilb1xz979
    @lilb1xz979 4 года назад +55

    8:54
    Mumbo: now I’m assuming that u guys have this in other country’s but in England we have a conveyor belt
    Me: nah I’m from mars

    • @myst_desendant8876
      @myst_desendant8876 4 года назад +1

      Lil B1xZ nah on tatooine the flipping banthas throw the food to you and then you throw them the money and they eat it

    • @SdoubleA
      @SdoubleA 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @-spirit-1020
      @-spirit-1020 4 года назад +1

      Im from the MOON

    • @orangecitron4367
      @orangecitron4367 4 года назад

      @imasnickerbar I'm from Uranus

    • @orangecitron4367
      @orangecitron4367 4 года назад

      @imasnickerbar check the front

  • @hannahriv5169
    @hannahriv5169 2 года назад +2

    The sound he made for the checkout scanner is so accurate to me 😂

    • @Aperoo
      @Aperoo 2 года назад

      bo-bloop

  • @juliancolella6178
    @juliancolella6178 4 года назад +23

    Mumbo describes checkout
    Me: don’t all checkouts work like that

  • @MelatoninMashups
    @MelatoninMashups 4 года назад +19

    Mumbo: only sells food
    After shopping: I’ve got myself some redstone blocks from the shelves

  • @UkuleleProductions
    @UkuleleProductions 2 года назад

    You won't believe how much I laughed about the idea, that the alarmsystem dosen't go off if something got stolen, but just randomly if it decides to do so - omg!

  • @uwuowo7718
    @uwuowo7718 4 года назад +174

    Mumbo: There isn’t actually any output yet
    Me: It’s called being bankrupt
    Edit: What I have never had 181 likes before!!!

    • @uwuowo7718
      @uwuowo7718 4 года назад +2

      How in 2 hours do I already have 4 likes!!!

    • @jambie
      @jambie 4 года назад +2

      If this dude got excited over 4 likes, I can't wait to see his reaction to 70

    • @Im0nlyHuman
      @Im0nlyHuman 4 года назад +1

      69 likes lets goo

    • @tombex9869
      @tombex9869 4 года назад +1

      Us south Africans call it BROKE

  • @Sam-fq3bt
    @Sam-fq3bt 4 года назад +36

    9:01 that’s almost an exact impression of the sound the scanners make at my local supermarket

    • @JustNevaIg
      @JustNevaIg 4 года назад

      Sam van Hoytema
      Bruh I just commentated the same thing and then saw ur comment

    • @andrewgh
      @andrewgh 4 года назад

      You both own supermarkets?!?

  • @bernardonegri5416
    @bernardonegri5416 4 года назад +45

    0:58 All products come with a radio device which is detected by the door, when you pay for them, the device is deactivated and the doors look for active devices and when they find one passing the doors, they trigger off the alarm.
    Edit: Also, everything you said there is in England there is in other countries.

    • @dagbert1397
      @dagbert1397 4 года назад +3

      In Poland we don't have attack dogs

    • @marcohernandez3361
      @marcohernandez3361 4 года назад

      @Davidsta Kaas Wait wat the-

    • @testerwulf3357
      @testerwulf3357 2 года назад +2

      I mean the door scanners don't malfunction making beeps to people who paid constantly here in the US? It's a pretty rare thing to see someone trigger it (even thieves somehow avoid it) which is normally because someone forgot to scan something or another.
      and we don't have attack dogs

  • @deccyhuh
    @deccyhuh 3 года назад +1

    Mumbo says his sandwithches are boring, my burger for the day,: chicken schnitzel and 1 tonne of salt.
    My sandwich? Vegemite.

  • @DaisyPhoxtrot
    @DaisyPhoxtrot 4 года назад +72

    "Making a Minecraft Supermarket."
    Sahara: Am I a joke to you?

  • @ddd7864
    @ddd7864 4 года назад +44

    "Now for the attack dogs"
    Mumbo... Which Tesco do you go to?

    • @zed.lmaooo
      @zed.lmaooo 3 года назад +2

      Tesco, a supermarket brand

    • @themusicguy_1238
      @themusicguy_1238 3 года назад +1

      @@Coolboy-er9lx A superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreettrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtrrtrtrtrtuyukgzipiouhiohhfviuihvdkhvkjhfuvudvigbvuigduscghiufvh market

    • @AdiPearStudios
      @AdiPearStudios 3 года назад +2

      Lol looks like Mumbo goes to the Tesco Extra in the zoo hmm maybe Chester zoo

    • @AdiPearStudios
      @AdiPearStudios 3 года назад +1

      Not Tesco maybe Aldi would do that lol everything there is cheap

  • @443MoneyTrees
    @443MoneyTrees 2 года назад

    2.34 I love how it can just be fixed by destroying the iron trapdoors and putting them higher

  • @haikureview
    @haikureview 4 года назад +20

    "I assume your country has a conveyer belt that scans your things"
    yes, of course

  • @thorwhoisacat
    @thorwhoisacat 3 года назад +231

    “I have achieved top 2020 laziness.”
    Nah man, just wait three months.

  • @windowsmoke
    @windowsmoke 4 года назад +108

    Mumbo:
    "these things don't seem to ever be working"
    Also mumbo:
    "they go off when you steal something"
    HmmmMmMMMMm

    • @TurtleMaster326
      @TurtleMaster326 4 года назад +2

      Ye said they ALWAYS go off

    • @Zyghqwyv
      @Zyghqwyv 4 года назад +3

      Mumbo: they go off when you steal.
      Me: how do you know this? From experience???

    • @jc-jw1fd
      @jc-jw1fd 4 года назад

      they work at the supermarkets i go to

  • @deadmansarmy
    @deadmansarmy 2 года назад

    I like how when mumbo feels lazy to do something, he builds it in Minecraft

  • @ollisayshi9017
    @ollisayshi9017 4 года назад +140

    “My organisation is pretty terrible”
    So it’s an Aldi?

    • @reflex3843
      @reflex3843 4 года назад +6

      I mean, the colour scheme he has above the entrance looks like an Aldi sign.

    • @riley.g.tierney4569
      @riley.g.tierney4569 4 года назад

      Lmao is Aldi only in straya

    • @omgscoop5839
      @omgscoop5839 4 года назад

      @@riley.g.tierney4569 no it's I. France too

    • @legrinu
      @legrinu 4 года назад

      @@riley.g.tierney4569 Aldi is a german company.

    • @infinitemultipliers
      @infinitemultipliers 4 года назад +1

      but isnt aldi logo blue and yellow

  • @KingPoison
    @KingPoison 4 года назад +54

    "Peak 2020 laziness" lmao it's still January mumbo😂

    • @Hakabas01
      @Hakabas01 4 года назад

      Poison ?

    • @eeeev_aa
      @eeeev_aa 4 года назад +1

      This month has been a long year

  • @theactedarrow2687
    @theactedarrow2687 4 года назад +128

    "the security never works in my supermarket"
    the people that try to stop stealing: "FRICK MAN, LIKE REALLY"
    MUMBOS A THEIF

    • @CappytR
      @CappytR 4 года назад +3

      Are these people you refer to trying to refrain from stealing, or obstructing others from stealing?

    • @aninditapaul9291
      @aninditapaul9291 4 года назад

      *thief

    • @theactedarrow2687
      @theactedarrow2687 4 года назад

      @@CappytR the second one